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[rock]
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[ends]
- [applause]
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Sam: Whoo! Yeah!
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You wanna smoke?
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Oh.
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No, I'm... I'm okay.
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Is this your place?
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You don't smoke?
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No, I'm good with my beer.
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I like to drink.
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I like to drink, too,
Do you like the space?
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Oh, yeah. Are you kidding me?
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It's amazing. It's so cool.
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God, you're adorable.
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I'm... [clears throat]
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You an artist?
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Oh, no. I'm just an art lover.
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Ah! Well, I'm a lover of art lovers.
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Does that count at all, or...
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[clears throat] Mm-hmm.
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Those are my sculptures there in the front.
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Really? I love them.
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The lady torso things?
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They're so beautiful.
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It's bullshit, but it sells.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Hi.
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Hi there.
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Oh.
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Hey, I want you to meet my friend Roscoe.
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Okay, baby.
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Nice to meet you.
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No... Very nice. Yes.
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- Enjoy the beer.
- I am.
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- Uh-huh.
- Come on. - Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles.
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All right, well...
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[sighs] Okay, that's fine.
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That's fine.
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[rock]
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It's time to wake up
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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What happened?
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Brush your teeth, take a cup
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Did you tell his wife that you're gay?
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- I don't think I had to.
- Mm-hmm.
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Meanwhile, in other news,
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I just got cock-blocked by my daughter.
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Huh. You wanna get out of here?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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Yeah.
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Don't like those.
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Love your work.
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Come on, now.
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Look, I'm finally getting some titty.
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Remember when Paul
McCartney married that...
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that teenage one-legged
model for five minutes?
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And for that, she got to
keep all his Beatles money?
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Like, just because he wanted to shtupp her,
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she got to keep half of his genius money.
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And then he married a
lady 10 years younger,
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and everybody was like,
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"Eww! What does he have,
like, an old-lady fetish?"
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[chuckles]
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- Asshole, wake up.
- What?
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You're sleeping. I'm
pouring my heart out to you.
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You were? What did I miss?
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I can't believe how old we are.
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I can't believe how good we look.
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It's so crazy.
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It's like, right now, it just feels like
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50th birthday parties,
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gay weddings, and funerals.
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I mean...
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I used to think the scary part
about getting older was dying,
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and it turns out that the
scary part of getting older
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is young people.
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It's like we're the Indians,
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and they're the white settlers,
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and they keep coming and
they take all our resources,
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and all we're left with
is diseased blankets.
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[chuckles]
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I'm afraid of dying.
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You are?
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Have another Ruby Red, Ed.
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Yes, Pats.
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Honey...
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you need to start writing.
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When are you gonna write a book?
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I know. I got a hundred
things I have to do.
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I have to hurry up and get gay
married so I can get gay divorced
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and then gay retire.
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I want to get gay married.
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You are... to me.
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Let me have a cigarette.
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- Ooh.
- Yeah.
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- Being bad.
- Mm-hmm.
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Mother, you had me
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But I never had you
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I wanted you
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You didn't want me
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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.addic7ed.com
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- Come on, I wanna see.
- No, Mom.
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- Did you like it?
- No.
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- Wait, can I have it, since you don't like it?
- No!
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- Uh!
- God!
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Come on, Max, I wanna see.
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I'm trying it! Stop knocking.
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Hey, Siri, what's the difference between
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the white man's burden
and the black man's burden?
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- [beeps]
- Here's what I found on the Web for
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what's the difference between the white
man's burden and the black man's burden.
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Max, come on, already. I wanna see.
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It's fine. You don't need to
see, you just need to buy it.
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[Foreign word], it is so sweet
that you have three girls.
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- Angels.
- Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Fake.
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Fake.
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Ladies, please enjoy the course.
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Thank you, Chef Daria.
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Very nice. Very, very young.
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- Not illegal.
- Really cute.
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- Joy, smell this.
- Yeah, it's great.
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- No, it's okay. Get in there.
- It's fine.
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- I can't really smell things.
- Sam, she has allergies.
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No, it's from my brain surgery.
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- Oh, shit. I'm sorry, I forgot.
- Yeah.
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- I'm sorry, you had brain surgery?
- Mmm.
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Yes, she had brain surgery.
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I mean, they cut her head open, and
she was at work, like, a month later.
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It's fine, okay? It
wasn't cancer or anything.
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It was right in the front.
Really easy to take out.
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Someone even said, "This is, like,
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the best possible brain tumor"
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And I'm not bragging.
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You know what? They didn't
even have to shave my head.
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What they did is, like,
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they sucked it out through
my nose with, like, a straw...
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like, a medical straw.
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Did you think you were
gonna die or anything?
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No, not really. Not, like, seriously.
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- Not even when they first told you?
- No.
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It was my ear, nose, and
throat doctor who found it.
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When he called me, he was like,
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"There's this thing on your MRI.
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95% of the time, they're benign.
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I'm gonna put you together
with a brain surgeon."
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Actually, he just texted me earlier...
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the brain surgeon.
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- What? Why?
- I don't know.
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I guess we're sort of friends now.
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He wants me to set him up with someone.
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It does seem fast to be back on your feet
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after brain surgery.
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Right. Yeah, that's what I think.
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Wait. Your brain surgeon
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just texted you to hook him up?
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That's weird, right?
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And I don't wanna set
people up anymore, okay?
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- I hate it.
- Why doesn't he just date you?
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I mean, you're single. [chuckles]
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What's your problem? What are you doing?
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What?
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Oh, my God. Jeff's on Tinder?
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What? Oh, no. Oh, shoot. I'm sorry.
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- That's shit.
- You husband is on Tinder?
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- Joy, no offense. Don't comment.
- Sorry.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm calling Jeff.
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- No, don't! Don't!
- No!
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Enough with this shit, Sunny!
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Honey, I can't.
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[chuckles] You can't... It's my life.
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It's hard to watch. I love you.
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You think it's harder to watch
than it is to be living it?
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Yeah, it might be.
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[stammers] That's just mean.
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I know.
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And that's all I have for you right now.
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I don't know know what to say.
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Jesus Christ, I hate him so much.
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I just feel like...
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Okay, you got out of yours. But I...
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Not everybody's ready when
you want them to be ready.
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You're right.
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- [sighs]
- Sorry. I'm really...
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I'm sorry.
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Sorry.
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Lunches are ready!
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- Thanks, Mom.
- You got it.
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Jessie come get your lunch.
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[sighs] I don't eat lunch.
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Honey, you're growing.
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And please stop, by the way.
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- [audience laughs]
- Good morning, family.
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[applause]
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I'm so excited to start another day.
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- I'm not.
- He won't eat his lunch.
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That's my boy. You don't eat your lunch.
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You eat the other guy's lunch, am I right?
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- Yeah. Whatever, Dad.
- That's my boy again.
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Don't listen to anyone over 30.
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[laughter]
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- Man: And cut.
- [applause]
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It needs something funnier there.
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Well, we need to take a
break, but we'll work on it.
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Okay.
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- Sammy, great as always.
- Okay, Greg.
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[knocking on door]
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Will you run the next scene with me?
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Oh, sure.
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Come on, I'm just
finishing up some kid shit.
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Okay.
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So you're a real mom, huh?
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[chuckles] Yes, sir, I am.
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Wow.
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It's so weird you're playing my mom.
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Why?
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Well, because you're hot.
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I'd hook up with you.
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[clears throat]
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Which scene do you wanna run?
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Uh, the first one we're doing today.
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It's 2A.
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[clears throat] Okay.
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This is a nightmare.
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- Are they keeping the audience?
- I think we're letting them go.
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- Oy.
- Please.
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You know how many pilots I've
shot never made it to broadcast?
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I don't even care anymore.
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- Yeah.
- Hmm.
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You are hilarious, by the way.
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- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
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- You, too.
- [chuckles]
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And you're a hottie. Mmm!
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Slap a pair of tits on
you, you'd be just my type.
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Ha! Yeah.
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Must be easier for you, though, right?
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I mean, you come in, you do a day's work,
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get to move on.
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Me, it's just...
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the pressure, you know, of being the guy.
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- It's my show.
- Yeah.
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Everything's on me, so...
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Yeah, I feel you.
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I mean, I had four failed
pilots by the time I was 13.
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- Oh, shit. That's brutal.
- Yeah.
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- Glad I didn't start young.
- [chuckles]
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They're firing that Jessie kid, by the way.
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- Really?
- Yeah, yeah.
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Happening right over
there, you wanna watch.
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- Oh, shit.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Hi, Jessie.
- Hi, Sam.
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Buddy...
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It's humiliating.
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I know. Listen, you can't cry.
259
00:12:59,793 --> 00:13:01,626
You just can't cry.
260
00:13:01,695 --> 00:13:04,296
You're never gonna make it
unless you learn how to be fired.
261
00:13:07,401 --> 00:13:10,402
- Can you drive me home?
- Oh.
262
00:13:10,471 --> 00:13:13,338
My friend drove me. I don't have a car.
263
00:13:13,407 --> 00:13:15,173
I don't think I can
even afford to live now.
264
00:13:15,242 --> 00:13:17,642
Okay. Yeah.
265
00:13:17,711 --> 00:13:19,578
Yeah, yeah, of course.
266
00:13:19,646 --> 00:13:20,946
Of course. Come on.
267
00:13:21,015 --> 00:13:21,947
Okay.
268
00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:29,955
Just keep taking your
classes and keep trying.
269
00:13:30,024 --> 00:13:31,857
Don't give up. You chose to be an actor.
270
00:13:31,925 --> 00:13:34,593
- It's not easy.
- Yeah.
271
00:13:34,661 --> 00:13:37,429
- You're being so cool.
- That's okay.
272
00:13:39,533 --> 00:13:41,266
Can I say something kind of weird?
273
00:13:41,335 --> 00:13:44,770
Uh, what? Yeah.
274
00:13:44,838 --> 00:13:46,571
I'm totally hard right now.
275
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,507
Oh, shit, dude.
276
00:13:48,575 --> 00:13:50,042
I'm sorry. It's just...
277
00:13:50,110 --> 00:13:52,177
You really make me feel
crazy. I have such a boner.
278
00:13:52,246 --> 00:13:53,378
- Can I take it out?
- No, no.
279
00:13:53,447 --> 00:13:54,980
- Please?
- No, no!
280
00:13:55,049 --> 00:13:57,282
- I have to. I gotta take it out.
- Stop it! Get out!
281
00:13:57,351 --> 00:13:59,718
- Keep the jacket.
- Don't tell anybody.
282
00:13:59,787 --> 00:14:01,053
[door closes]
283
00:14:01,121 --> 00:14:03,155
Oh, Jesus!
284
00:14:16,262 --> 00:14:19,396
Hi. I'm sorry I'm late.
285
00:14:19,465 --> 00:14:21,332
It's okay.
286
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,601
Did you order?
287
00:14:23,669 --> 00:14:25,402
- Yeah.
- Mmm-kay.
288
00:14:25,471 --> 00:14:27,171
- Hey.
- Hello.
289
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,373
I'll just have some beets. The beets.
290
00:14:29,442 --> 00:14:31,208
- Great
- Thanks.
291
00:14:32,879 --> 00:14:35,546
So how are you?
292
00:14:35,615 --> 00:14:37,681
Uh, I'm doing well. Yeah.
293
00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:40,251
Good. Good.
294
00:14:40,319 --> 00:14:42,319
You look well.
295
00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:47,191
How are the girls?
296
00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:50,728
Oh, they're, um...
297
00:14:50,797 --> 00:14:52,429
Everything okay?
298
00:14:52,498 --> 00:14:56,033
Yes, Zander, everything's fine.
299
00:14:56,102 --> 00:14:57,935
You're daughters are fine. You're fine.
300
00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:05,109
[exhales] It's been a long
day. I just shouldn't...
301
00:15:05,178 --> 00:15:07,311
There's just something I
wanted to discuss with you.
302
00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:09,380
Okay. [clears throat]
303
00:15:09,448 --> 00:15:12,750
Um, and I'm gonna ask you...
304
00:15:12,819 --> 00:15:16,086
before I begin, to keep an open mind.
305
00:15:16,155 --> 00:15:19,757
Okay. Yes. My mind is open.
306
00:15:19,826 --> 00:15:22,693
It's completely open. I can't wait.
307
00:15:25,031 --> 00:15:28,365
Um, I'm putting a project together,
308
00:15:28,434 --> 00:15:30,935
which means I'm gonna be in
town for the whole summer.
309
00:15:31,003 --> 00:15:32,803
Okay.
310
00:15:32,872 --> 00:15:35,739
And I'm looking at a place in the Valley
311
00:15:35,808 --> 00:15:39,243
not far from our house...
312
00:15:39,312 --> 00:15:41,912
from the girls' home...
313
00:15:41,981 --> 00:15:42,780
your home.
314
00:15:44,684 --> 00:15:46,917
Mm-hmm.
315
00:15:46,986 --> 00:15:49,520
I just thought maybe we could talk about
316
00:15:49,589 --> 00:15:51,655
how the summer would go.
317
00:15:51,724 --> 00:15:54,959
Oh, well, if you wanna spend time
318
00:15:55,027 --> 00:15:57,695
with the girls this
summer, that would be great.
319
00:15:57,763 --> 00:15:59,897
Do you want them for the summer?
320
00:15:59,966 --> 00:16:03,634
There's camps and stuff, but I'm
happy to help you work all that out.
321
00:16:03,703 --> 00:16:06,036
Well, the thing is, um...
322
00:16:06,105 --> 00:16:09,807
This job is going to take up a lot of time.
323
00:16:09,876 --> 00:16:13,644
These people are really depending on me
324
00:16:13,713 --> 00:16:16,146
to shape the whole project.
325
00:16:16,215 --> 00:16:18,716
I mean, really, it's on me.
326
00:16:18,784 --> 00:16:20,718
It's a huge project.
327
00:16:20,786 --> 00:16:23,320
It's actually really exciting.
328
00:16:25,358 --> 00:16:28,525
Okay, so what are you asking me for?
329
00:16:28,594 --> 00:16:33,397
Do you wanna see the girls
this summer, or you don't?
330
00:16:33,466 --> 00:16:34,932
Well, it might be awkward
331
00:16:35,001 --> 00:16:36,901
because I'm gonna be right nearby,
332
00:16:36,969 --> 00:16:38,369
but I'm not gonna have much time.
333
00:16:38,437 --> 00:16:41,171
Okay, I got it.
334
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:45,876
You want me to help you
make the girls not be upset
335
00:16:45,945 --> 00:16:50,848
that they still won't get to see you,
even though you're gonna be around.
336
00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:54,285
[stammers] It's a really big opportunity.
337
00:16:54,353 --> 00:16:56,687
Zander, they don't care.
338
00:16:56,756 --> 00:17:00,424
- Hey...
- Yeah, I'm telling you good news here, man.
339
00:17:00,493 --> 00:17:03,093
You don't have to worry about
it. They're living their lives.
340
00:17:03,162 --> 00:17:05,696
I mean, they're happy
if they get to see you,
341
00:17:05,765 --> 00:17:09,867
but they don't expect anything from you.
342
00:17:09,936 --> 00:17:11,302
That's not fair.
343
00:17:11,370 --> 00:17:13,470
You're right, it isn't.
344
00:17:15,308 --> 00:17:16,840
You're always so superior.
345
00:17:16,909 --> 00:17:18,709
Thank you.
346
00:17:18,778 --> 00:17:20,144
Okay.
347
00:17:24,216 --> 00:17:26,583
[exhales]
348
00:17:26,652 --> 00:17:28,919
I just wanna die right now.
349
00:17:28,988 --> 00:17:30,020
[scoffs]
350
00:17:30,089 --> 00:17:31,789
[scoffs]
351
00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:37,861
You know, I'm not gonna eat these beets.
352
00:17:37,930 --> 00:17:40,364
I'm gonna go.
353
00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:43,467
Okay. Yeah. Great. Thanks for your help.
354
00:17:43,536 --> 00:17:45,569
Thank you for your help.
355
00:17:58,461 --> 00:17:59,627
356
00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:08,870
[alarm blaring in distance]
357
00:18:08,939 --> 00:18:10,705
Mom, Gram.
358
00:18:10,774 --> 00:18:14,442
- [alarm continues]
- Gram's home.
359
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:17,145
Uh!
360
00:18:17,214 --> 00:18:18,446
It'll stop.
361
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:19,714
She'll get it.
362
00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:31,159
I'll be right back. Watch the stove.
363
00:18:37,267 --> 00:18:39,434
[alarm blaring]
364
00:18:42,505 --> 00:18:44,372
[groans]
365
00:18:47,577 --> 00:18:49,611
[alarm continues]
366
00:18:58,255 --> 00:19:00,288
[phone ringing]
367
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,025
Mom?
368
00:19:08,331 --> 00:19:11,099
- [alarm stops]
- Mom?
369
00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:13,034
[phone ringing]
370
00:19:18,308 --> 00:19:19,574
Yes, hello?
371
00:19:19,643 --> 00:19:21,943
Hi. Hi.
372
00:19:22,012 --> 00:19:23,444
Yes.
373
00:19:23,513 --> 00:19:25,546
Everything's okay.
374
00:19:25,615 --> 00:19:27,949
The password is Tweedledee.
375
00:19:28,018 --> 00:19:29,917
- Yes. Thank you.
- Why is my door open?
376
00:19:29,986 --> 00:19:31,452
- Hi. Mom?
- Hello?
377
00:19:31,521 --> 00:19:33,955
- Mom, hi, I'm here.
- Hello, sweetheart.
378
00:19:34,024 --> 00:19:36,858
Hi. Your alarm was going crazy.
379
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:39,627
- It was? Oh, dear.
- Yeah.
380
00:19:39,696 --> 00:19:42,830
Yeah. Mom, why do you even set it?
381
00:19:42,899 --> 00:19:45,400
Who's gonna come in here? They'd
be scared of all the piles.
382
00:19:45,468 --> 00:19:48,036
I like it. And it comforts
me. And I like my things.
383
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,838
- Okay.
- [keys jingle]
384
00:19:50,907 --> 00:19:52,407
- Mom?
- Hmm?
385
00:19:52,475 --> 00:19:55,777
What if I paid you to clean
off one surface in your house?
386
00:19:55,845 --> 00:19:57,979
- Just one.
- Well, I'll have you know,
387
00:19:58,048 --> 00:19:59,480
I've been weeding out.
388
00:19:59,549 --> 00:20:01,182
I got rid of several papers yesterday,
389
00:20:01,251 --> 00:20:02,884
and I've got a bag in the
garage ready to donate.
390
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,886
Do you want to see the shoes I got today?
391
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:07,121
If you have a bag ready to donate,
392
00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:09,957
can you give it to me, so I
can get rid of it for you today?
393
00:20:10,026 --> 00:20:11,492
No, sweetheart, I'm adding to it.
394
00:20:11,561 --> 00:20:13,361
I'm not ready for you to take it yet.
395
00:20:13,430 --> 00:20:15,797
- You look so pretty in that color.
- Okay.
396
00:20:15,865 --> 00:20:18,032
You wanna come for dinner? I'm making.
397
00:20:18,109 --> 00:20:21,511
Oh, that would be lovely, but I got bridge.
398
00:20:21,579 --> 00:20:24,247
- Okay. See you.
- Oh, before you go,
399
00:20:24,315 --> 00:20:26,115
can you come have a look at my printer?
400
00:20:26,184 --> 00:20:27,817
Because I'm having a devil of a time
401
00:20:27,886 --> 00:20:29,919
trying to get some
important papers printed out.
402
00:20:29,988 --> 00:20:31,821
- Okay, sure.
- It's just in here.
403
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,959
Phyl, where's your printer?
404
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,228
It's over there, darling. Look, there.
405
00:20:40,965 --> 00:20:43,499
Oh, well, I have to take this off of it.
406
00:20:43,568 --> 00:20:44,901
Yes. Put it over there.
407
00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:47,570
[groans]
408
00:20:51,076 --> 00:20:53,943
Okay. It wasn't turned on.
409
00:20:54,012 --> 00:20:56,079
- Really?
- Yeah.
410
00:20:56,147 --> 00:20:57,680
Isn't that strange. It was turned on.
411
00:20:57,749 --> 00:21:00,183
You sure you didn't turn it off?
412
00:21:00,251 --> 00:21:01,517
[sighs]
413
00:21:01,586 --> 00:21:03,886
Maybe that's why the alarm went off.
414
00:21:03,955 --> 00:21:07,757
Perhaps somebody was in here
and they turned my printer off.
415
00:21:07,826 --> 00:21:09,450
Okay.
416
00:21:09,527 --> 00:21:12,854
Well, I gotta go. I gotta go.
417
00:21:12,922 --> 00:21:15,665
Um, oh, do you have any vodka?
418
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:17,867
I always have vodka. It's
in the garage in the freezer.
419
00:21:17,936 --> 00:21:19,368
Okay.
420
00:21:19,437 --> 00:21:22,004
This is very peculiar.
421
00:21:33,618 --> 00:21:37,186
That's called Blue Ice,
and it's very good vodka,
422
00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:38,988
and it's American made, which is important.
423
00:21:39,057 --> 00:21:40,323
I know, I know.
424
00:21:40,391 --> 00:21:42,925
[wincing]
425
00:21:42,994 --> 00:21:45,595
My damn hands.
426
00:21:45,663 --> 00:21:49,165
Oh, God. Did you ask your
doctor if he could get you pot?
427
00:21:49,234 --> 00:21:52,135
Yes, I did, but he said he
couldn't prescribe it to me,
428
00:21:52,203 --> 00:21:53,903
only to cancer patients.
429
00:21:53,972 --> 00:21:55,671
Oh, God.
430
00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:58,633
I'm gonna have Macy get you some.
431
00:21:58,710 --> 00:22:00,835
- All right, dear.
- It's very easy.
432
00:22:00,912 --> 00:22:02,837
But I don't like to smoke it.
433
00:22:02,914 --> 00:22:04,539
I wouldn't mind to eat some of it,
434
00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:06,082
but I don't like the smoking of it.
435
00:22:06,142 --> 00:22:08,818
I was told there was a candy or something.
436
00:22:08,887 --> 00:22:11,521
- Not too sweet.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
437
00:22:11,589 --> 00:22:13,256
Yeah, they have all that stuff.
438
00:22:13,324 --> 00:22:15,191
I'll get it for you with Macy.
439
00:22:15,260 --> 00:22:18,294
- Okay? Schnapps.
- Okay, dear.
440
00:22:18,363 --> 00:22:21,030
I had jury duty this week.
441
00:22:21,099 --> 00:22:23,766
Believe it or not, I was on a jury.
442
00:22:23,835 --> 00:22:25,401
And it was only a couple of days,
443
00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:27,336
but it was fascinating to me.
444
00:22:27,405 --> 00:22:30,206
My first time called, and I was, you know,
445
00:22:30,275 --> 00:22:32,308
chosen at random to be on the jury.
446
00:22:32,377 --> 00:22:35,011
And they chose me to be the foreperson.
447
00:22:38,383 --> 00:22:41,350
- Okay, well, bye.
- Oh, come.
448
00:22:41,419 --> 00:22:43,619
Mom, please don't touch my hair.
449
00:22:43,688 --> 00:22:45,788
I can't win, Bad girl, bad girl.
450
00:22:45,857 --> 00:22:50,560
Mom. Mom? Can we get rid
of some of these things?
451
00:22:50,628 --> 00:22:52,428
Please. Please.
452
00:22:52,489 --> 00:22:54,889
Don't the piles make you crazy?
453
00:22:54,966 --> 00:22:56,591
Can we get rid of some of the piles?
454
00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:58,067
So you see the piles?
455
00:22:58,136 --> 00:22:59,669
I don't want to talk about it!
456
00:22:59,737 --> 00:23:03,097
Please! It makes me upset.
457
00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:06,475
I've had a very long day, and I just want
to have a little rest before I go out.
458
00:23:06,544 --> 00:23:09,445
Okay. I'm sorry. Okay. Let's go.
459
00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:10,780
We're gonna have dinner. You're coming.
460
00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:12,248
No, I can't, because it's bridge.
461
00:23:12,317 --> 00:23:14,517
No, bridge is tomorrow.
462
00:23:14,586 --> 00:23:16,552
- What's today?
- Today is Tuesday.
463
00:23:16,621 --> 00:23:18,921
- Bridge is Wednesday.
- Oh, so it is.
464
00:23:18,990 --> 00:23:21,157
Okay. Tell me about jury duty.
465
00:23:21,226 --> 00:23:23,860
Well, I thought it was a murderer's case,
466
00:23:23,928 --> 00:23:27,330
because the man in the dark
had eyebrows that met together,
467
00:23:27,398 --> 00:23:29,265
and he had a sort of very grim face.
468
00:23:29,334 --> 00:23:31,934
- Oh, wait.
- So I thought that it was definitely him.
469
00:23:32,003 --> 00:23:36,172
And I said to my fellow jury
people, "Let's convict him."
470
00:23:36,241 --> 00:23:39,976
Because I just wouldn't
have trusted a man like that.
471
00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:43,500
Um, he may have been, you
know, a perfectly nice person.
472
00:23:43,550 --> 00:23:48,100
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