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[crying]
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Hi.
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Do you want to buy her the earrings?
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'Cause that's why she's crying,
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because of $6 earrings that...
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She has them at home already.
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But she wants them for right now, so...
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You should go into that
store and buy them for her.
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'Cause I'm not doing it.
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Or stop looking.
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[crying]
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You want a hotdog on a stick?
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[crying]
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Mother, you had me
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I wanted you
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You didn't want me
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[water running]
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[cell phone buzzing]
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Oh.
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Yeah. What happened?
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Hi, Richard.
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Hey. Hey. Uh...
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Look, uh, Richard...
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Um, uh, uh, uh...
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Yeah, look, Richard, I... I...
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- Uh-oh.
- Richard.
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I'll see you at school things.
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Yeah. Okay
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[groans]
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Who was that?
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Sophie's dad.
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Eww. Eww!
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Yeah. That was a big mistake.
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What about Charles' dad?
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What about him?
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Mm.
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Is he tall?
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To me.
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Woman: Listen, Jack.
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I started this firm,
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and you are not getting rid of me.
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Listen, Jack.
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Listen, Jack.
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Listen, Jack. I started this firm.
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You're not getting rid of me.
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I don't care what you and
that bimbo try to pull,
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I will eat your goddamn
lunch on this deal.
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Listen, Jack.
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Ugh. Figures.
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[laughs]
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Of course.
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Of course you're here.
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Of course you're here.
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[clears throat]
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[exhales]
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Listen, Jack. I started this firm,
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and you're not... [laughs]
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You're not... You're not gonna do that.
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Don't do that.
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It's good to practice.
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It is.
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- [laughing]
- Shh.
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[whispering] How are
you? What's goin' on?
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[sighs] Well, I wish for one boring day.
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I really hate you, Mom.
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You are so unfair.
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Good. Fine. Go live with your father.
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Yeah, I'm leaving right now.
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Very crazy good. House full
of young girls kicking my ass.
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- You are so unfair!
- Get in the house.
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Go to bed.
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I'm gonna make your
life a living hell.
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Chuy! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
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- whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- [horn honking]
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I hear ya. I only have one,
so I can't even imagine.
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- You have kids? You have a kid?
- I do.
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- I have one.
- That's so weird to me.
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- What?
- No, I didn't...
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You don't seem maternal.
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- Thanks. I appreciate that.
- [laughing]
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That's what... They all say that, too.
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Um, are you dating Luke?
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What? No.
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I don't know. Somebody said that.
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- No.
- No?
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Eww. No, I'm dating my daughters.
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They're my love life. The whole day.
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Okay.
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All right. Focus. Focus.
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Listen, Jack.
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I started this firm, and you're not...
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I mean, who writes this shit?
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I don't know. I don't understand.
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I mean, who is...
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- Oh, my God. [laughs]
- Thank you.
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- I know.
- It is so good to see you.
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Oh, it's so good to see you, too.
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I'm glad you're back. I
mean, this is gonna be great.
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Are you kidding me?
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- Yeah.
- Are you gonna go?
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Yeah. It's Julie Bowen.
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Yeah, you're right.
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There will always be
someone better than you
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Bye.
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Even if you're the best
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So let's stop the competition now
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While we will both be losers
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[beeping]
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Wait! Don't go in there.
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The wizard will see us,
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and he'll try to rez us down.
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[cell phone buzzing]
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[beeping]
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Hello?
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Hi, Miss Jacobs.
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Yes. I'm sorry. Duke had her homework,
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but I forgot it in my van.
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I took her to the dentist today.
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Yeah.
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[no audible dialog]
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Yeah, I understand that.
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Yes. I know.
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Amanda, will you give me a break?
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I have three of
them, and you know I work.
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No. No, he doesn't help.
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They haven't seen him in, like, a month.
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I didn't say that was your problem.
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I... [exhales]
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Okay. All right.
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Amanda...
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[no audible dialog]
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And I'm so sorry.
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Thank you.
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Whoo. Okay, Vernon. I am so sorry.
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One more time. Almost done.
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Adrenaline. [clears throat]
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[beeping]
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Wait! Don't go in there.
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The wizard will see us, and
he'll try to... Goddamnit.
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That woman is pure shit on a stick.
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I cannot wait 'til my
daughter leaves that school,
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so I can tell her what a cockfighting
douche her fucking teacher was.
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Oh, Vernon.
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Okay.
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One more for the wizard.
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Ooh.
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Where is the freakin' graph paper?
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I mean, this place is like
a pre-apocalyptic nightmare.
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Oh, calm down, mom.
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Okay, graph paper, journal notebook,
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dictionary...
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That woman smelled
like my dad's girlfriend.
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Eww.
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What?
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What?
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Oh, headphones. That's
great. And speakers,
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and where's the freakin' graph paper?
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I don't know, Mom. I'll get the
binders and the rest of the stuff.
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[sighs]
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Does anyone actually work here?
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Hello!
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Does anybody actually work here?
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Yes, I do!
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But I'm with customers right now.
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Wait. But can you tell me at least
where I can find the graph paper?
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Aisle eight.
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This is aisle eight.
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Oh, here it is.
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That was great, Mom.
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Just freak out in a
store, why don't you.
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I didn't freak out, just
nobody works there.
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I wish you smoked pot, Mom.
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What?
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It would be good for you.
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Stoners aren't losers, Mom.
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And it would mellow you out.
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I'm perfectly mellow.
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Can I ask you something?
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You now what? Never mind.
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You'll just freak out.
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Okay, you don't have to,
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but now you know you're going to.
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Could you get pot for me?
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What?
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Gabby Shuster's mom told her
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if she ever wanted to smoke pot,
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she'd get it for her.
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Like, don't you want me
to have clean organic pot?
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You should want me to have good nugs.
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Good nugs?
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[laughs] I don't even know what to say?
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That's amazing.
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I don't know how to get pot.
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I don't even know where to get...
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Gabby Shuster's mom
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said that to you?
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Okay. That's great.
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I can't even get Gran
pot for her arthritis.
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How about this? How about this?
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No. No, Max, I'm not gonna get you pot.
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- It's so easy, Mom.
- Sorry.
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- Oh.
- You get a prescription,
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you just have to be 18.
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Max, honey, can we just go
back to the regular hard things,
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like school supplies?
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You should be happy I'm honest with you.
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I could just get it and not tell you.
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Oh, yeah, well, that
might be a little better.
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Seriously?
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Yeah. These things are normal,
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but you should be ashamed
of them. Little bit.
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Why, you're... You're my mom,
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I want you to know if I have
sex or if I want to get high.
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Ahh! No, hide things from me.
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Please.
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Dunkin' bagels
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Dunkin' bagels
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Dunkin' bagels
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Smash! In the coffee
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Dunkin' bagels
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Smash! In the coffee
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Why?
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Wait, why'd she say that?
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[playing notes on piano]
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[Satie's Gymnopedie #1 playing]
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Come here.
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Yeah.
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You're a good dog.
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I'm a bad dog mom.
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- Mom.
- What?
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What?
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What?
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Mom, I didn't say anything.
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Neither did I.
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Then why are you mad at me?
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Baby, just... I love you. What?
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- You want me to make you a burrito?
- Yeah.
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- This is a bur-rito, burrito,
my little burrito. - [giggling]
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Did you brush your teeth?
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Yes.
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Let me smell.
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[blowing]
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Why do you say you
brush when you didn't brush?
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I don't know. I'm so tired.
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But isn't it easier to just go brush?
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Do you want to be a
kid with orange teeth?
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I don't know.
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I'm so tired.
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You promise to brush in the morning?
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Yes, Mama.
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Okay.
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Good girl.
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Mama, come.
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Oh, no, baby.
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I can't lay down.
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It's late. I have too much to do.
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Come on, Mama, please?
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[sighs] Okay.
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Just for a minute.
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[sighs]
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All right.
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No, Mama, under.
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No, no, I can't get under.
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- Please?
- No.
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And don't touch me.
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I swear to God, if your
little baby hands touch me,
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I'll fall asleep and I'll
be in a lot of trouble.
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I'll play you a song.
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Okay.
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Okay.
274
00:11:52,239 --> 00:11:55,006
275
00:12:10,157 --> 00:12:15,560
Wandering through starry skies
276
00:12:15,629 --> 00:12:19,831
And when tomorrow's day arrives
277
00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:24,536
Arrives, arrives, arrives
278
00:12:24,604 --> 00:12:29,808
Arrives, arrives, arrives
279
00:12:29,876 --> 00:12:34,813
Wandering through starry skies
280
00:12:34,881 --> 00:12:39,551
And when tomorrow's day arrives
281
00:12:39,619 --> 00:12:43,855
I'll be a moment closer to...
282
00:12:47,794 --> 00:12:48,793
[groans]
283
00:12:51,798 --> 00:12:52,730
[groans]
284
00:13:05,111 --> 00:13:06,811
- No. It's...
- [laughing]
285
00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:10,815
Hi, Mom.
286
00:13:12,986 --> 00:13:15,987
You were asleep, so I just had...
287
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,889
Had them come over.
288
00:13:17,958 --> 00:13:19,524
Oh, my God, Sam,
289
00:13:19,593 --> 00:13:21,092
I cannot believe this is you.
290
00:13:21,161 --> 00:13:24,796
You were, like, Duke's
age. Oh, I love this show.
291
00:13:24,865 --> 00:13:27,332
Yep, that's me.
292
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,800
[in character] Life sucks.
293
00:13:28,869 --> 00:13:29,934
[laughing]
294
00:13:34,341 --> 00:13:36,174
Mom.
295
00:13:36,243 --> 00:13:38,176
Can you get us some food, please?
296
00:13:38,245 --> 00:13:40,078
[laughing]
297
00:13:42,482 --> 00:13:44,649
[cell phone dings]
298
00:13:47,866 --> 00:13:50,028
_
299
00:13:50,191 --> 00:13:51,823
300
00:13:53,259 --> 00:13:59,441
_
301
00:14:02,998 --> 00:14:05,255
_
302
00:14:07,474 --> 00:14:10,975
Rolls and flows
303
00:14:11,044 --> 00:14:12,877
Of angel hair
304
00:14:12,946 --> 00:14:13,845
Okay, fine.
305
00:14:15,382 --> 00:14:20,031
- _
-
And ice cream castles in the air
306
00:14:21,554 --> 00:14:28,259
-
And feather canyons everywhere - _
307
00:14:28,328 --> 00:14:30,862
I've looked at clouds that way
308
00:14:34,367 --> 00:14:37,815
But now they only block the sun
309
00:14:38,372 --> 00:14:41,328
_
310
00:14:41,329 --> 00:14:45,043
They rain and they
snow on everyone
311
00:14:47,247 --> 00:14:51,783
-
So many things I would have done - _
312
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:56,921
- _
-
But clouds got in my way
313
00:14:59,659 --> 00:15:02,393
- _
-
I've looked at clouds
314
00:15:02,462 --> 00:15:06,331
From both sides now
315
00:15:06,399 --> 00:15:08,866
From up and down
316
00:15:08,935 --> 00:15:12,470
And still somehow
317
00:15:12,539 --> 00:15:19,010
- _
-
It's cloud illusions I recall
318
00:15:19,079 --> 00:15:22,313
I really don't know clouds
319
00:15:22,382 --> 00:15:25,516
320
00:15:37,630 --> 00:15:39,664
[distant siren]
321
00:15:48,742 --> 00:15:52,377
[door opens, closes]
322
00:15:52,445 --> 00:15:55,146
Mama.
323
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,714
Hi, baby. You're up.
324
00:15:56,783 --> 00:15:57,915
Why are you up?
325
00:15:57,984 --> 00:15:59,917
You left.
326
00:15:59,986 --> 00:16:05,089
Yes, I did, baby, but I stayed
in there with you for a long time.
327
00:16:05,158 --> 00:16:06,691
Long time.
328
00:16:16,369 --> 00:16:17,668
It's been a really long day.
329
00:16:25,912 --> 00:16:27,478
[sighs]
330
00:16:29,115 --> 00:16:30,648
[sighs]
331
00:16:36,723 --> 00:16:39,357
Man: Sammy. Wake up.
332
00:16:39,426 --> 00:16:43,528
Hey, wake up, baby.
Hey! Hi. Hey, cookie.
333
00:16:45,198 --> 00:16:46,898
Sammy, cookie, you want to hear a story?
334
00:16:46,966 --> 00:16:48,177
I got a good one for
you. Let me tell you...
335
00:16:48,201 --> 00:16:49,834
Don't get in there and wind her up,
336
00:16:49,903 --> 00:16:51,869
I just got her down.
337
00:16:51,938 --> 00:16:53,371
Shut up!
338
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:54,772
Listen, Sammy,
339
00:16:54,841 --> 00:16:56,140
your dad had a great day.
340
00:16:56,209 --> 00:16:57,208
I had a great day.
341
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,143
Okay, I got irons in the fire, kid.
342
00:16:59,212 --> 00:17:01,746
This guy called me, he thinks
he wants to do one of my stories.
343
00:17:01,815 --> 00:17:03,225
You remember the one about the junk man?
344
00:17:03,249 --> 00:17:05,049
He could see things other
people couldn't.
345
00:17:05,118 --> 00:17:06,717
Could turn garbage into gold.
346
00:17:06,786 --> 00:17:08,030
He thinks it could go to television.
347
00:17:08,054 --> 00:17:09,554
I'm talkin' TV, the big game.
348
00:17:09,622 --> 00:17:11,823
You, me, the big game.
Everything could change.
349
00:17:11,891 --> 00:17:14,025
Even for her. Don't
tell her I woke you up.
350
00:17:14,094 --> 00:17:15,593
All right, go back to bed. Goodnight.
351
00:17:17,363 --> 00:17:19,776
[rapping in Spanish]
352
00:17:20,921 --> 00:17:24,409
_
353
00:17:33,558 --> 00:17:36,192
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
354
00:17:36,261 --> 00:17:37,260
Girl: Mom?
355
00:17:37,329 --> 00:17:38,889
- [door slams]
- No, don't come in here.
356
00:17:40,965 --> 00:17:42,398
- Mom!
- Don't come in here.
357
00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:43,833
Don't come in here.
358
00:17:43,902 --> 00:17:44,967
Don't come in here.
359
00:17:45,036 --> 00:17:48,771
Jesus, Mom, you're so bi-polar.
360
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:51,107
I said get out.
361
00:17:51,176 --> 00:17:52,508
Did you know that in Africa,
362
00:17:52,577 --> 00:17:53,910
girls get their clitoris cut off
363
00:17:53,978 --> 00:17:56,512
when they're, like,
13 on their birthday?
364
00:17:56,581 --> 00:17:58,648
What if I did that as, like, a protest?
365
00:17:58,717 --> 00:18:01,351
That would be so, like, real.
366
00:18:01,419 --> 00:18:02,585
Get out.
367
00:18:03,141 --> 00:18:04,707
Get out of my room. Get out.
368
00:18:04,776 --> 00:18:06,509
- Get out of my room.
- No.
369
00:18:06,578 --> 00:18:11,013
- Get out. Get out of my room.
- No.
370
00:18:11,082 --> 00:18:13,382
Frankie!
371
00:18:13,451 --> 00:18:16,252
You didn't even knock.
372
00:18:16,321 --> 00:18:17,687
[door slams]
373
00:18:17,755 --> 00:18:20,890
And no, you're not
getting your clit cut off!
374
00:18:20,959 --> 00:18:22,692
Oh, sweetie.
375
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,460
Okay.
376
00:18:24,529 --> 00:18:26,896
What are you looking for?
377
00:18:26,965 --> 00:18:28,898
What do you want to look at?
378
00:18:28,967 --> 00:18:30,533
Like... [sighs]
379
00:18:30,602 --> 00:18:32,668
I want to see something real.
380
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,237
- You know, I...
- Uh-huh.
381
00:18:34,305 --> 00:18:35,438
Real.
382
00:18:35,506 --> 00:18:39,575
Like, I want it to at least feel real.
383
00:18:39,644 --> 00:18:42,411
Can they just really make it feel real?
384
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,780
What are your search words?
385
00:18:44,849 --> 00:18:46,616
I don't... What? I
don't know what that is.
386
00:18:46,684 --> 00:18:48,284
Everything you want is out there.
387
00:18:48,353 --> 00:18:51,454
You just need to know how to
narrow it down to search words.
388
00:18:51,522 --> 00:18:54,257
Close your eyes and picture anything,
389
00:18:54,325 --> 00:18:56,726
and there is porn of
that on the internet.
390
00:18:56,794 --> 00:19:00,229
If you want to see a fat man
farting into a girl's mouth,
391
00:19:00,298 --> 00:19:04,000
type in fat fart mouth.
392
00:19:04,068 --> 00:19:05,668
- Oh.
- Try it.
393
00:19:05,737 --> 00:19:07,737
Think about what you really want,
394
00:19:07,805 --> 00:19:10,006
and boil it down to three words.
395
00:19:10,074 --> 00:19:12,241
Mm.
396
00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:14,210
What do you got?
397
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:17,079
Penis...
398
00:19:17,148 --> 00:19:20,049
maybe...
399
00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:22,685
close up.
400
00:19:22,754 --> 00:19:25,176
- Don't...
- [laughing]
401
00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:27,390
You probably knew I was gonna say that.
402
00:19:27,889 --> 00:19:30,122
Shit. I just want to be with you.
403
00:19:30,191 --> 00:19:32,224
No, Stan, we're not a couple anymore.
404
00:19:32,293 --> 00:19:34,638
- We're business partners.
- Oh, screw the business.
405
00:19:34,639 --> 00:19:36,240
I'd burn the whole
business to the ground
406
00:19:36,264 --> 00:19:38,597
if I could just get one
sniff of your panties.
407
00:19:38,666 --> 00:19:40,933
Ohh.
408
00:19:41,002 --> 00:19:43,135
- Oh.
- I want to taste you.
409
00:19:43,204 --> 00:19:45,004
[moaning]
410
00:19:45,073 --> 00:19:47,206
- I love you.
- [sighs]
411
00:19:47,275 --> 00:19:49,342
- [groaning]
- [moaning]
412
00:19:49,410 --> 00:19:52,445
Uh... hold on.
413
00:19:52,513 --> 00:19:53,646
- Hang on.
- Huh?
414
00:19:53,715 --> 00:19:57,483
Can I just... John.
Can I have one second?
415
00:19:57,552 --> 00:19:59,652
- Woman: Cut.
- Man: Cutting.
416
00:19:59,721 --> 00:20:01,120
- You all right?
- Yeah. I'm okay.
417
00:20:01,189 --> 00:20:03,122
- Thank you.
- [grunting]
418
00:20:13,534 --> 00:20:14,400
[sighs]
419
00:20:17,538 --> 00:20:19,004
Sorry, Gary. I love you.
420
00:20:19,073 --> 00:20:20,606
That's okay, Sammy, take your time.
421
00:20:20,675 --> 00:20:21,707
I love you, baby.
422
00:20:21,776 --> 00:20:23,776
- Hey. You okay?
- Hi. Yes.
423
00:20:23,845 --> 00:20:25,811
I just... Come here.
424
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,647
I want to... John.
425
00:20:28,716 --> 00:20:30,383
Okay, you know I'm a gamer.
426
00:20:30,451 --> 00:20:32,184
I come here, I throw down.
427
00:20:32,253 --> 00:20:33,953
Yeah. That's why I love you.
428
00:20:34,021 --> 00:20:36,522
Okay, so you know I have three kids.
429
00:20:36,591 --> 00:20:37,857
- Girls.
- Yeah.
430
00:20:37,925 --> 00:20:39,558
- Daughters.
- Yeah. I love those guys.
431
00:20:39,627 --> 00:20:42,661
I know. Why... When are they
gonna ever come visit the set?
432
00:20:42,730 --> 00:20:44,163
- Huh?
- It'd be fun.
433
00:20:44,232 --> 00:20:46,966
Okay, you remember Max, my oldest?
434
00:20:47,034 --> 00:20:49,435
Okay, she's in high school now,
435
00:20:49,504 --> 00:20:54,940
and in the interest of her carpool
that I drive every morning...
436
00:20:55,173 --> 00:20:58,118
437
00:21:00,548 --> 00:21:02,381
What's the problem?
438
00:21:02,450 --> 00:21:06,886
Okay, there's this one
moment in this scene,
439
00:21:06,954 --> 00:21:09,588
a little detail, that I
just want to dial down...
440
00:21:09,657 --> 00:21:11,023
- Oh.
- A tiny bit.
441
00:21:11,092 --> 00:21:13,225
I'm not sure that I
want to live with it.
442
00:21:13,294 --> 00:21:14,593
Mm-hm, sure.
443
00:21:14,662 --> 00:21:16,295
Just, uh...
444
00:21:16,364 --> 00:21:18,864
What's the problem
here? Tell me what part.
445
00:21:18,933 --> 00:21:22,635
It's the part where my
legs are up in the air,
446
00:21:22,703 --> 00:21:24,637
and that one is eating my pussy,
447
00:21:24,705 --> 00:21:26,539
and his son walks in and sees us.
448
00:21:26,607 --> 00:21:28,240
Oh. You mean the funny part.
449
00:21:32,613 --> 00:21:35,080
Yeah.
450
00:21:35,149 --> 00:21:37,883
Thanks. Sammy. You're the best.
451
00:21:38,619 --> 00:21:40,486
I...
452
00:21:40,555 --> 00:21:43,389
Now the name of this
song is the flat feet floogie
453
00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:45,991
The flat feet
floogie with the floy, floy
454
00:21:46,060 --> 00:21:48,861
The flat feet
floogie with the floy, floy
455
00:21:48,930 --> 00:21:51,330
The flat feet
floogie with the floy, floy
456
00:21:51,399 --> 00:21:54,667
The floy joy, the floy
joy, the floy joy, the floy joy
457
00:21:54,735 --> 00:21:56,861
The flat feet
floogie with the floy, floy
458
00:21:57,034 --> 00:22:00,992
459
00:22:01,042 --> 00:22:05,592
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