All language subtitles for Baywatch Hawaiian Wedding 2003.eng

[ Thunderclaps ]

Come on, Stephanie!
Come on!

- Mitch!
- We gotta get off the boat! Come on!

- Good God!
- Trisha! Mitch!

[ Screaming ]

[ Screaming Continues ]

- [ Groaning ]
- Stephanie!

[ Screaming Continues ]

All right. Easy.
All right.

[ Groaning ]

You're gonna be all right.

I'm not afraid to die.

- You're not gonna die.
- No, you're not.

I'll never leave you.

I'll always be with you...
everywhere you look.

[ Gasps ]

No! No!

[ Sighs ]

Honey, are you all right?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
Go back to sleep.

- Do you want to talk about it?
- No.

Sweetie, you've gotta stop
blaming yourself for Stephanie's death.

It was a horrible accident.
That's all.

You said her name
in your sleep again.

Oh, God.

You know, if I just...
hadn't left her alone down there...

if I'd gotten to her sooner,
I could've--

You've gotta let this go, baby.
You've gotta let it go.

I know. I know.

- It's my fault, isn't it?
- No, it's not your fault.

You'd gotten over it, and I stirred up
all these memories of Stephanie.

Allison...

I wouldn't trade these last three months
with you for anything in the world.

You know how much I love you,
Mitch, don't you?

It's just that--
How can we be sure...

each of us, that you're not with me
because I remind you of Stephanie?

Because I love you.

Everything about you.

Not just the way you look.

Close your eyes.

[ Sighs ]

What are you doing?

[ Sighs ]
Give me your hand.

- What?
- Give me your hand!

Allison Ford, will you
give me the great honor--

Yes! Yes!

[ Laughing ]

With this heat wave, there's
a quarter of a million people coming to the beach today.

I can't spare to have
any lifeguards work the shoot.

No, I'll work it myself.

This is my first shoot...

for FHM, Taylor.

FHM? For Him?

Oh, I like that magazine.

See?

It lets us find out what men
are fantasizing about.

Exactly.

Ohhh, okay.

But if there is an emergency...

I expect you to provide backup.

Definitely. No problem.

[ Overlapping Cheers ]
Whoo.! Come on.!

Congratulate the winner
and still champion.

- Boo!
- You're the best.

He's a cheater.

No, he's not.

- Hobe?
- Yeah.

Do you think your dad will
help on the beach today?

Maybe. If he's in town.

Since he met that travel agent,
they've been going everywhere--

Bahamas, Mexico.
Theyjust got back from Cuba.

Wow. That sounds like love.

So, what's she like?

I don't know. I haven't
met her yet. Okay, bye.

Mitch, you're such a cheater!
[ Laughing ]

Yeah! The real winner!
Chicken dinner.

-[ Phone Ringing ]
- Whoo! I'll get it!

[ Laughing, Sighs ]

If you're calling for the loser,
he's right behind me.

[ Woman On Phone ]
Hi. Is Mitch Buchannon there?

Whoo. It's a woman with
a very sexy voice on the phone.

- Really?
- Yes.

Give it!
Yeah, it's Mitch.

- This is your favorite
redhead in the world. - Hey, Taylor!

- You gotta be rocking today, huh?
- Yes.

And I don't have enough
guards to fill the towers.

Do you mind coming down to your old
stomping grounds and lending a hand?

Oh, I don't know.
All that running, all that swimming.

I wouldn't want to see you
pull a muscle or anything.

Hey, darling, I can still do
all day what it takes you lifeguards all day to do.

Come down and prove it.

All right. You got me.
I'll be there.

- Alone? Or am I gonna get
to meet this mystery woman? - I'll see you on the sand.

So, when do I get to meet
all your friends?

I want to show off
my engagement ring.

Which I adore.

It really means a lot to me
that it was your mother's.

I'll tell you what.

You be at my tower
at sunset.

We'll break the news to Hobie.

- And then we will shock the world.
- Mm-hmm.

Hey! Aww!

- Yes?
- Neely, it's Louis at Baywatch.

-Are you available
to work a tower today? - Oh, I can't.

I'm sorry. I have meetings
back to back today.

Oh, too bad. Your ex
is gonna be working tower 1 2.

Are you saying that Mitch
is back on the beach?

He is today.
But if you're too busy--

I'll be there in an hour.
Tower 1 2, right?

Okay, Sterling.
Here you go, honey.

Watch out where you're walking.
Don't step on any more bees, okay?

I won't. My friends and I
have our towels right there, if you want to stop by.

Okay, I'll definitely
try and stop by.

Okay. Thanks. Bye,J.D.

See you, Sterling.

- Hey, Hobie.
- Hey, Sterling. How're you doing?

Getting taller.
You still singing?

- Yeah.
- Right on.

- What's up, brother?
- What's up, man?

- Man, Summer's so hot.!
-So when are you gonna ask her out?

Summer Quinn?
Yeah, right. In my dreams.

I've had a crush on her since she was 1 8
and I was, like, 1 0.

You're not 1 0 years old anymore.
Go help her open her tower.

Go for it, Hobester.
Make your move.

- Go, go, go.!
- Okay.

So, who are they from?
You got a secret admirer?

No. No, no. They're from Eric Madden.
He's a studio executive.

Whoa! Let me guess. He wants you
to star in his next big movie.

Yeah, right. No. I met him in an
art gallery and went to dinner with him.

Must've been a pretty hot date
if he's sending you roses.

- What's this note say?
- Hobie, no! Give it to me.

- I just want to read what he wrote.
- It's personal!

- ''Summer, you are like your name.''
- I am gonna kill you.

[ Groans ] ''You are the hot sun
on the golden sand...

the hot wind
on a desert day.''

Oh, my gosh, Summer.
This dude thinks you're hot.

He's not a dude.
He is a mature, successful man...

who happens to be
extremely romantic.

Mature?
What is he, like, 50?

What? What has his age
got to do with anything?

So it's no big deal for you to date
a guy old enough to be your dad...

but if I asked you out, you'd say
I was too young for you, right?

No.Just too immature.
I'm going for my workout.

[ Woman ]
He already went out. Did you see him?

I was gettin' hot
waitin' for ya.

Then why don't you take
a long swim and cool off?

That's a hard choice.

Because I love being hot and I love
being wet, but I can always do both.

- What do you want?
- Well, we can start with a little kindness and respect.

After all,
we were husband and wife.

No, we weren't.
Never legally.

The marriage
was annulled, remember?

Legality has nothing to do
with the promises you made to me.

''Neely, I promise
to honor you and love you.''

Why are you doing this now?

We had something once...
a long time ago.

That's over, Neely.
It's over.

Prove it.

Kiss me and tell me
that I still don't turn you on.

You're afraid to kiss me because
you know you still want me.

That's right. I want you.

I want you to get down off my tower
and get the hell out of my life.

Fine. I thought we could
handle this amicably.

If you'd rather go through
lawyers, have it your way.

- Lawyers for what?
- To get back what's rightfully mine.

If you're talking about your sanity,
you'll need an entire firm.

I am talking about
my engagement ring, my wedding ring, which you stole from me.

Stole from you? You threw them
at my head, if I remember correctly.

They're mine,
and I want them back.

Buchannon. Get me Taylor.
I need a change of venue.

Can we get something on our legs
right here? Honey, you're gonna burn.

-
California

-
California

-
Oh,yeah

-
California

-
California, California

-
California,yeah

-
To come back and do it again

-
California

-
California

-
California

-
California

-
California

-
Oh,yeah, oh,yeah

That's a wrap.
That's our shot.

You guys looked beautiful.
Thanks. Good job.

Wrap? You're not just gonna
shoot 'em on the beach, are you?

Yeah. Don't you love it?
The lighting's perfect. The waves made for a great background.

No. That's not what we promised FHM.
The money shot's in the water.

Jerry, the waves are too big. These
girls can't swim in waves like this.

I'm the producer here.
Do what you have to do.

Get 'em in the water
and get the shot. Okay?

[ Camera Shutter Clicking ]

- [ All Screaming ]
- Better get somebody out there.

Now are you satisfied?

[ Woman ]
Come on.!

[ Shutter Clicking ]

[ Gasping ]
Help!

- [ Gasping ]
- [ Indistinct Shouting ]

[ Gasping ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Man ]
Theyjust got one. Is she all right?

On three. One, two--

Easy, easy.

Clear the area.
Get her up.

- She needs C.P.R.
- Easy.

- No breath. Begin C.P.R.
- I need the defibrillator.

- Easy!
- One, two, three, four, five.

- Breathe. One, two, three, four, five.
- Okay. Nice and easy.

Breathe. One, two, three,
four, five. Breathe.

- Still no pulse.
- Okay. Charging.

No breathing, no pulse.
Starting C.P.R.

[ Woman ]
One, two, three, four, five. Breathe.!

Come on, baby. Come on.
Still no pulse.

Charging. Clear.
Shocking.

- One, two, three, four, five. Breathe!
- Charging. Clear.

Shocking.

- [ Panting ]
-Just relax. Catch your breath.

I'm gonna take your pulse.
Try to breathe real deep for me, okay?

Does anything hurt in your stomach?
Any pain anywhere?

- [ Coughing ]
- Okay, okay. Easy. Okay.

- It's all right.
- She's got a pulse!

Easy. Easy.
It's okay.

[ Man ]
Let's make some room now.

Back up.! Step back.

Give us some room!

You okay?
You wanna try to get up?

- You're gonna be fine.
- Let's go.

[ Panting ]

Give 'em some room now.
Back up. Back up.

[ Indistinct Chattering ]

Step away from the truck, please.
Back up, please.

Thank you. All the way.
All the way. Back up.

- Did you hear anything?
- No, I didn't hear anything.

[ Siren Wailing ]

- Good job.
- You too.

This doesn't
change anything.

It sure did
for the Little Mermaid.

No way! No. No.

I think that he was just excited
because we had such a good rescue today.

Honey, that ocean was cold.

He was excited about more
than chest compressions.

- Are you sure?
- I'm very observant.

Oh, my God.
[ Giggling ]

You wanna know the truth
about a guy?

All you have to do is
hug him and pay attention.

- Little Hobie?
- [ Both Laughing ]

[ Man ]
All right. I'll catch you next weekend.!

[ Hobie ] So that's your girlfriend,
huh? The travel agent?

-[ Mitch ] That's her.
-She's pretty good in the water.

- She's a triathlete.
Trains harder than me. - Wow.

[ Mitch Sighs ]

Now, don't freak out
when you see her.

Why?
What's wrong with her?

There's nothing wrong with her.
It's just-- You'll see. Come on.

Whoo!

[ Hobie ]
Whoa, she looks just like Stephanie.

[ Mitch ]
Come on.

Hey, you!

- Hi. Oh!
- You looked good out there.

[ Allison ]
Thank you. It was great. Hi.

Allison, I'd like you to meet my son.
Hobie, Allison Ford.

[ Allison ]
Hi, Hobie. It's so nice to meet you.

Your dad talks
about you all the time.

Hi.

Is this too weird?

No. It just, uh...

will take a little
getting used to.

I mean, wow.

That's what I said
when I first met her.

Since then,
there have been a lot of wows.

Your father is the most
wonderful man I've ever met.

Hobie... I've asked
Allison to marry me.

[ Sighs ]
Is that Grandma's ring?

Yes.

I'd like you to be
my best man.

Sure. Of course.
Congratulations.

Speak of the devil.

Ah. That's gotta be that woman
Mitch has been seeing.

What do you say we, uh,
go celebrate, huh?

- Sure.
- Yeah, let's get outta here.

She looks like Stephanie.

Yeah, she does.
That's weird.

- Is that somebody you know?
- Yeah, it's Summer.

[ Mitch ]
The one on the right is Neely Capshaw.

Neely. Oh, she's the one that
tricked you into marrying her.

- Uh,yeah.
- Hey, Mitch!

Hey, Neely.

Neely, Summer, I'd like
to introduce you to Allison.

Allison,
Neely and Summer.

- Hi.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Hey, sorry, guys, but we gotta run.
We're late.

- I thought you weren't
gonna relive your past. - Only when it concerns you.

It was a pleasure
meeting you both.

- Yeah. You too.
- Yeah. Fabulous.

- Hi.
- Hey.

- So, I was thinking
about our rescue today. - Really?

- How about you?
- Yeah, it was pretty gnarly.

[ Mitch ] Hey, Hobester, we gotta run.
Grab our gear, huh?

Yeah.

You know what, Neely? Don't mess
this up for my dad, all right?

Mess what up?

Exactly how involved is he
with this Stephanie clone?

Just forget it.
This is just pointless.

Hobie, I wanna know.
You know I'm gonna find out, so tell me.

He loves her.
They're getting married.

Mitch, sweetie, listen.

''The natives of Haiku Island in Hawaii
had no formal wedding ceremony.

They simply exchange vows on the rim of
the volcano and stay together forever.''

Oh, Mitch, let's get married
on Haiku Island.

I'm all for exchanging our vows,
but on the rim of a volcano?

Come on! I mean, we should
do something different.

- It'll be so romantic.
- How do you get there?

Uh... we take a plane to Oahu,
and then a boat to Haiku Island.

Oahu? Wait a second.

This could work.
Punch up Turtle Bay.

CJ has a place
at the resort there.

- Wow! It's beautiful.
- Yeah.

What we could do
is go over to CJ...

you could meet her,
and then take a boat to Haiku Island.

That is why
I love you so much.

- 'Cause I'm easy.
- 'Cause you're romantic. [ Laughs ]

[ Mitch ]
What are you doing now?

[ Allison ]
I'm going on Travelocity.

I wanna book this trip
before you change your mind.

CJ's the lifeguard
you told me about.

She's that, like, free spirit
who broke a lot of hearts?

Yeah, but it was never her fault.
Men just tried to own CJ.

But she was a free spirit,
a little butterfly.

Ummm.

Ummm.

Ummm.

[ Indistinct Chattering ]

Lighten up, Eddy.
This is unbelievable.

We have a one-day stopover in Hawaii
before we head back to Australia...

and you want to video
sea turtles.

Eddy, my friend,
they're an endangered species.

If we get video
of two sea turtles mating...

boom, instant sale
to the Discovery Channel.

We have one night in Waikiki.
Get a video of me mating, instant sale to Real Sex.

Uh... no. Sorry, pal.
You're mending a broken heart.

Way too vulnerable
for women right now.

No, I think sea turtles
are a much safer bet.

- Last thing I want to see
mating are turtles. - Hey.

- Hey, check this out.
- What? Women?

No, it's a turtle.
It's hung up in a fishing net.

If we don't get it offhim,
he'll die. Let's go.

[ Man Shouts In Hawaiian ]

- [ Man Shouts ]
- [ Crowd Cheering ]

- CJ, what are you doing?
- I'm meditating.

- I can see that.
- I have my phone on vibrate if you need me.

Except you never answer it
when it's on vibrate.

Well, I don't like to stop,
'cause it feels so good.

How can you meditate
when you need to be working?

My Mercury and Venus is in alignment.
There's gonna be a huge convergence.

Significant pieces of my entire life
are headed for a crash-collision course.

I can feel it.
Okay, you made your point. Fine.

And what is my point?

Your point is that there's
a lot of people relying on me.

And I'm gonna keep my vow
to never rely on men again.

I have to be more reliable.
I've gotta stay focused. Business, business, business.

That needs to be
your new mantra.

Business, business, business.
I am totally focused.

What are they doing
down there?

They're harassing
that poor sea turtle.

CJ!

[ Man ] All right, that's it.
That's the money shot right there.

All right, little man.
Shoo.!

- Here we go.
- Come on. [ Laughs ]

You stop harassing
that turtle.!

CJ Parker.
As I live and breathe.

Cort, what are you
doing here? Eddy.

Hey, CJ. We're just making the world
a little safer for the sea turtle.

- I told you about convergence.
- CJ, let me look at you.

Oh, no! Aaah!
I'm getting dizzy! Stop! Put me down!

Dizzy is her normal
state of mind.

Hi. I'm Lani McKensie.

Pleasure to meet you, darling.
My name's John.

- So you're the famous John D. Cort?
- That'd be me.

Yeah, and I'm
the infamous Eddy Kramer.

I know. I worked
Baywatch in '97.

Everyone there had a Cort
or an Eddy and Shauni story.

Eddy and Shauni?
Hear that, Cort?

It's Eddy and Shauni.
It-It's never just Eddy.

Remember when you guys
got married on the beach? It was so romantic. Where is she?

- We're separated.
- Oh, my God. That's so sad. Lani's single.

- Stop it, CJ.
- Eddy's cute.!

She's just living vicariously
through me since she's sworn off men.

- What?
- Oh,yeah, right.

- Come on. Say it isn't so, CJ.
- I did. I did.

I swore off men until my
business is a success, right?

- Mm-hmm.
- What kind of business?

- Wow.
- So what do you think?

Incredible.

It's like an endless
lifeguard party every day.

And every night.

Wow. These Spwipes are great.

I've always wanted to own a nightclub,
do something different.

- Well, you've done it.
- Hmm.

-So, what do you do here, darling?
- Oh, I entertain the guests.

She's an incredible dancer. I got her
to come all the way from Vegas.

Danced in Vegas. Wow.

No, it's not what you think. At the
Flamingo Hotel in a production show.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Oh! Oh, I'm vibrating.
Hello?

CJ, it's me, Mitch.

Mitch? It's Mitch. It's Mitch.
Lani, I told you-- convergence.

- So, is everything great?
Are you wonderful? - Phenomenal.

CJ, I'm getting married
next week... in Hawaii.

[ Gasps ] Mitch is getting married!
Have I met her? Do I know her?

Not yet, but you're gonna love her.
Her name is Allison.

Is she there?
Can I talk to her?

- CJ wants to talk to you.
- Me? [ Laughs ]

CJ, hi. It's Allison.
I've heard so much about you.

Good. Then you know I'm stubborn,
and I always get my way.

You guys have to get married here. It's
absolutely gorgeous. You'll be so happy.

Oh, CJ, that is
so generous of you.

Mitch and I want
to spend time with you...

but we also have our hearts set on
getting married on Haiku Island.

Okay. We can have your engagement party
here then. [ Continues, Indistinct ]

- Engagement party.
- Let's do it.

- I can't wait to see Caroline!
- Go live with your uptown tramp.

I told you, we're business partners.
Look, Lynn invested in my company.

How could you take her to Paris?
That's where we went on our honeymoon!

And don't you dare say
that it was a business trip.

You're right.
It wasn't business.

I took her to Paris because I wanted
to be there with someone I love!

Oh, I hate you! I hate you!
[ Sobbing ]

-[ Man ] And cut.! That's a print.
- Cut. Moving on.

That was absolutely perfect.
You couldn't have done that better.

I'm gonna do another setup.
Take 1 0, 1 5 minutes. We'll give you a call when we're ready.

Okeydokey.

[ Man ]
Hey, could I get a P.A. over here now?

[ Indistinct Chattering ]

Caroline, listen. I've got this
fabulous place down in Palm Springs.

- How would you like to come
with me for the weekend, huh? - I don't think so.

Oh, okay.

- [ Phone Rings ]
- Hello?

[ Moaning ]

Why don't you make your perverted calls
to somebody else?

Caroline, don't hang up.
It's me, Neely.

Neely?
What are you doing?

[ Sighs ]
Getting massaged.

Okay. Why don't you
call me back later?

No, no, no.
This is important.

Caroline,
Mitch is getting married.

Our Mitch?

Yes, our Mitch.
The wedding's in Hawaii.

Her name is Allison Ford. She's a cheap
little Stephanie knockoff clone.

Knockoff clone?
What does that mean?

She looks just like Stephanie.
Just like her, Caroline.

Well, Neely, I'm sure, as usual,
you're being overly dramatic.

[ Exasperated Sigh ]
Why would I lie?

I mean, about this?

Caroline, if you care
about Mitch...

you'll help me stop him from making
the biggest mistake of his life.

What are you saying?
You want me to help break them up?

Yes. Mitch will listen to you.

Lower, please.

Caroline, please.

She's using your dead sister--
your sister-- to trap Mitch.

Caroline?

Okay. Okay, I'll see if they can write
me out of the show for a couple of days.

- Great. That'll do it.
- [ Man ] Hey, Lorenzo, CJ wants it higher.

[ Indistinct Chattering ]

-
You make a man's heart feel right

-
You made me feel so good inside

-
You made me feel so good all over

- [ Men Grumbling ]
- Now that's what I call creative marketing.

- I'm just reflecting.
- I know.

Men are tanning themselves in the glare
of your body. Come on. Let's go.

- Mitch is here.
- He is?

Yeah. Come on.

-
That life was a beach

- Hey.!
-
That life was a beach

[ Laughing, Chattering ]

-
Don't you wish some days

- So where's your girl?
- I want you to meet my fiancee. Allison, the famous CJ.

- Hey, you. I missed you.
- Too cute. Wow.

- Oh, good to see you.
- Good to see you too, man.

[ Camera Shutter Clicking ]

[ Man Grunts ]

I've been wanting to do that
all day long.

God, you're beautiful.

Can't you just tell Shawn
you want your own room?

- Tell him you snore or something.
- I tried. He snores too.

I'll tell him I sleepwalk.
We'll be quick.

Quick? J.D., this is not
the cab of your truck.

Those are king-size
beds upstairs.

I wanna wear mine out.

I just don't think
now is the time to go public.

Shawn wants us
to be happy, doesn't he?

[ Sighs ]
Not this happy.

I don't know
if I can stand it...

knowing you're
right next door to me...

and not being able
to touch you.

Kekoa.

- You were gone when I woke up.
- I couldn't sleep.

You know, you don't have to go to
Mitch's party if you can't handle it.

No, I want to go.
I'll be all right.

Kekoa...

we're together now.

J.D.'s with Leigh. There's no reason
we all can't handle this.

- That is, unless you're
still in love with him. - No.

It's just I haven't seen J.D.
since he broke off our engagement.

And Leigh and I
are best friends.

I just don't know how I'm
gonna feel seeing them together.

Think about it this way.

How are they gonna feel
about seeing us together?

Oh, Neely, how did I ever
let you talk me into this?

Because you're a drama queen,
and I think deep down inside you hunger for chaos in your life.

Oh, well, thank you for feeding me
such an immense portion.

Relax. You're an actress.
Use it for motivation.

Okay, let's see.
I am about to meet Allison...

who could very well be
my late sister's identical twin.

She's marrying Mitch,
a man who I love and respect...

but who blames himself
for Stephanie's death...

and could very well
be mistaking guilt for love.

And my friend Neely,
she still covets Mitch.

I do not covet Mitch.

I've just realized that he's
the only man I've ever really loved...

in my entire, pathetic,
shallow existence.

You are not pathetic
or shallow.

Thank you, Caroline.

But you are ruthlessly ambitious
and completely without morals.

I resent that.

Maybe I used to be,
but I've changed.

You're still trying to manipulate
Mitch's life to suit your own agenda.

So what if I am?
I'm doing it for his own damn good.

- Ohhh.
- [ Sighs ]

- What are you looking for?
- Prozac.

You're on Prozac?

Oh, no, honey.
It's for you.

- You're beautiful.
- Thank you.

Now promise me you won't get in
that competitive thing with J.D.

How many times
do I have to promise?

I just know
how the two of you get.

And you're not
competitive with Leigh?

Well, why should I be?
I have nothing to prove.

- [ Indistinct Yelling ]
- Come on,J.D.!

[ Yelling Continues ]

Ow!

[ Screaming ]

[ Both Cheering ]

Okay, ladies, listen up. You are
looking at a very competitive man here.

I go in that pool, it's to win.
Understand? Here's the deal.

I want each one of you
to wrap your legs around me...

and I will choose the one
with the strongest grip, okay?

Kekoa, I think
we need to talk.

We've been friends far too long
to let what's happening come between us.

What is happening, Leigh?
Maybe you can explain it to me.

Well, it's obvious that
you're hurt and angry...

thatJ.D. and I started
dating after you broke up.

It doesn't bother me a bit.

Ah, so you're not dating
Jason to get back at me?

Why? Does that upset you?

I was never
in love with Jason.

We just had
great sex together.

That's not
whatJason told me.

He said that sex with you
was a little dull compared to the way he and I make love.

Interesting, 'cause that's exactly
whatJ.D. said about you.

[ Laughing, Sighs ]

He didn't really
say that, did he?

I'll kill him
if he said that!

Well, ifJason said
our sex life was dull...

I can only imagine the sexual circus
contortions you two are going through.

Yeah,Jason does get a little wild,
but I don't have to tell you that.

Well,J.D.'s
incredible too, but--

Okay. I'm gonna
just say this now...

even though I know that
I'm gonna regret it later.

-J.D. screamed your name.
- When? During sex?

Connected to the words
''I love you, I love you...''

and a few others that
I'd just rather not repeat.

Well, why are you
telling me this?

Because I thinkJ.D.
is still in love with you.

I was at the Basilica of Our Lady
of Guadalupe in Mexico City.

My R.P. was getting worse.
I was going blind, no two ways about it.

Someone talked me into praying
for three days straight.

Well, that was four years ago,
and my eyesight has totally stabilized.

That's amazing.
How much of me can you see?

Well, uh,
when I look in your eyes--

I-- That's top and bottom.

And those are the sides.
That's why I scan.

I guess--
Well, there are times...

tunnel vision can be
a wonderful thing.

Tunnels can be dangerous if you
don't watch where you're going.

Ow.

Oh, my goodness. Look at Hobie.
God, he's such a hunk.

[ Allison ]
Oh, he takes after his father.

- Please.
- [ Laughs ]

You know, if I hadn't sworn off men,
I would give Summer a run for her money.

CJ, why did you
swear off men?

'Cause every time I fall in love,
my whole world falls to pieces.

- That's why a tadpole would be perfect.
- Tadpole?

At the height of their sexual stamina,
and they haven't turned into a frog yet.

- ''A''?
- No, it's a ''K.''

- ''I''?
- Right.

- ''S-S.''
- Mm-hmm.

''M.''

- ''E''?
- Now, what does that spell?

''Kiss me.''

[ Sighs ]
What are you doing?

Something I've been waiting
1 3 years to do.

- Wow. CJ did an amazing job.
- Yes, she did.

[ Women Chattering ]

- She's on Heavenhurst.
- She's so pretty.

[ Chattering Continues ]

[ Woman ]
Rhythm of the strings.!

Oh, my God!

- Neely,you were right.
- Be strong.

- I'll get her away
so you can talk to Mitch. - [ Sighs ]

[ Mitch ]
There's Caroline.

- Is that Neely with her?
- What is she doing here?

I didn't invite her.

Hi.! Hi, Caroline.
How are you?

It's good to see you.
Hi.

Okay, it's very eerie.
It's a little strange.

But Mitch really loves her,
and she's really nice, okay?

- Okay?
- What do you know about love, CJ?

- Why don't you keep
your opinion to yourself? - You weren't invited here.

Well, I figured since I was a guest
of honor at Mitch's last wedding--

- Which you tricked him into.
- [ Scoffs ]

That's why I love reunions.
You can pick your relationship up right where you left off.

- Drop dead, CJ.
- You first, Neely.

Be yourself, huh?

Hey, Caroline. Hi.
[ Laughs ]

It's good to see you. Allison Ford,
the famous Caroline Holden.

Hi. It's so nice to meet you.
I've seen your work, and you're really, really good.

Actually, I'm just neurotic.
It's easy to confuse the two.

Well, come on.
Sit down.Join us.

Well, doesn't everybody
look bronzed and beautiful.

Allison, it's nice
to see you again.

- Hello, Neely.
- Oh, sorry. Seat taken.

[ Sighs ]
No problem.

Allison, uh, can I have
a word with you alone?

- No!
- Sweetie, it's okay. It's okay.

I'm sure Neely and I have
some things we can discuss.

Mitch,just,
you know, relax.

It's not as bad as it looks,
despite what you may think.

Neely really cares about you.
She would never do anything to hurt you.

Caroline, it sounds like
a speech out of your soap.

You know she's a cold, conniving,
corrupt stinker. And I don't trust her.

And if she comes back,
you should throw her.

I love you and I miss you,
and I wanna hear everything.

But I gotta go back to my work.
Business, business, business.

So do you really love her?

Why does everybody
keep asking me that?

Yes, I love her.
I love Allison.

Look, I know
what you're getting at.

I lost Stephanie once.

I'm not gonna let that
happen again.

Okay.

- I don't trust you.
- You don't know anything about me.

I know that you're trying
to take advantage of Mitch's guilt over Stephanie...

and that if you cared--
if you really cared--

you wouldn't rush him
into marriage.

Mitch and I love each other.
We have no reason to wait.

What are you really after?

[ Scoffs ]
Happiness, love.

- Feelings you're incapable of.
- Don't underestimate me.

I don't. I know what
a vicious slut you can be.

You have no idea,
you hell hag witch.

Don't even try
to come between Mitch and me.

- You screwed up your own pathetic life!
- Shut up!

- I'm warning you, you whore!
- That's my ring!

- It's not your ring.
It's Mitch's mother's ring. - He gave it to me!

Are you insane?
It is my ring!

- Give it to me now!
- Bimbo!

- Slut!
- You witch! You filthy pig!

[ Both Grunting, Screaming ]

- Get off me!
- It's my ring!

It's mine!

[ Screaming Continues ]

Give me my ring!

[ Both Scream ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Screams ]

[ Yelling ]

[ Grunts ]

-[ Allison ]
Get away from me,you witch.! - What the hell?

Stay away from us,
you bitch!

[ Screaming Continues ]

[ Screams ]

- Get off me.!
-[ Shouting Continues ]

Hey, come on, come on.
Knock it off, knock it off.

- Knock it off!.Jesus! Come on!
- You bitch!

-[ Shouting Continues ]
- Hey, calm down.!

Open your eyes, Mitch.
She's playing you.

- Neely, come on.
Let's go back to the room. - No!

She's a fake,
and I'll prove it!

- Well, that was a soap opera moment.
- [ Chuckles ]

- How are you doing? I'm Eddy Kramer.
- Hey.

I left Baywatch
just before you got there.

Oh, yeah?
You rescue people?

So they say.

So why don't you rescue me
and come buy me a drink?

All right.

- Your brother's still a cop, right?
-[Jason ] He's a detective. Why?

I need him to lift Allison's prints
from this. Run a check on her.

But I need the results
before Mitch's wedding.

Be very careful with that.

Why?
What is this all about?

Call it due diligence. If it's required
in business mergers, why not marriages?

- She's out of here, okay?
- I need to go for a swim and clear my head.

- I'll go with you.
- No. I need to be alone.

I don't want you swimming out there
alone, not in this state of mind.

I'll be fine.
I promise.

I love you.

[ Man On Phone ]
This is Sato. Go ahead.

She's in the water,
she's alone and the door is open.

[ Gasps ]

- Allison, I was worried.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.

I just got into the rhythm
of everything, you know, thinking about things.

I got security to keep Neely out of
the party. She'll be gone tomorrow.

Oh, honey, no.
That's just gonna make everything worse.

- I don't want Neely
and your friends to hate me. - That doesn't matter.

It does to me.

[ Both Laughing ]

Let's go get dressed
for the party.

[ Laughing ]

So, has the happy couple
arrived yet?

Neely, I thought Mitch paid security
to keep you out of the party.

Apparently,
the clone wants me here.

Neely, why don't you just back off
and leave 'em alone?

Why don't you just back off
and quit hittin' on my friend?

Excuse me. Maybe I should decide
when he should quit hitting on me, okay?

Truce, please.
Join us. Sit down.

Thank you.

J.D., this is a party.
Let's not get into it here, okay?

Kekoa, I just came over
to tell you how great you look.

You look great too. But you're here
with Leigh. I'm here with Jason.

Let's not complicate
our lives.

Well, we'll just
complicate theirs then.

Miss me?

Some bubbly for my
beautiful bubbly boss.

Oh, thanks, Lorenzo.

- Hi.
-[ CJ ] Oh, hey.

Just in time.
So, how'd everything go?

- Everything is great. Thank you.
- You're okay?

Oh, yeah.

I was worried.

[ Man Shouts In Hawaiian ]

[ Crowd Cheering, Whooping ]

[ Woman ]
Beautiful.!

[ Man ]
Oh,yeah.!

[ Shouting Continues ]

- Lani! Whoo-hoo!
- Hot!

[ Shouting Continues ]

[ Applause, Cheering ]

[ Man ]
Beautiful.!

Okay, everybody. We have to make a toast
now. Everybody, raise your glasses.

Raise your glasses
to Mitch and Allison.

May your life be full
of sunny days and hotter nights.

And may all your dreams
come true.

- A votre sante.
- [ Crowd Cheering ]

[ Laughing ]

Neely, I would love it if you
would come to our wedding.

- I wouldn't miss it for the world.
- [ Laughs ]

Great.

So what's up with this island?
Is it totally amazing or what?

- Yes. It's totally amazing.
- [ Gasps ]

It's a place you'll never forget
as long as you live.

Oh, thank you, sweetie.

Okay.
Listen up, everybody.

Captain Meka's got the itinerary
for this beautiful day on the island of Haiku.

We're takin' Zodiacs
and WaveRunners to shore.

How long do we get to play
before this sacred ceremony?

You know, I think we should
actually meet at the cave site about an hour before sunset.

- Then we can all hike up to
the rim of the volcano together. - Great.

What are we sacrificing,
a virgin?

- Yeah. Hobie. [ Laugh ]
- Ss-ss-ss!

Listen, I'm gonna be givin' out maps
of the islands later.

I caution you,
don't go too far.

I heard some entrepreneur
was trying to make Haiku a dive resort a few years back.

- Anchored these observation
buoys all around the island. - Those things are great.

Surface in 'em, you take your
gear off, watch the fish go by. They're great. Allison.

[ Sighs ] Uh, Neely, I'm really happy
that you decided to come today.

- It means a lot to me.
- Why?

I think by the end of the day,
you'll have a different opinion of me.

- [ Woman ] Great. Perfect.
- Doubtful.

Lani, can I get a shot
of you for FHM?

- It would look so beautiful.
- Sure. Yeah.

- Oh, good.
- Okay.

Ready?
Oh, that's beautiful.

They're gonna love it.
One more.

There's supposed to be active volcanoes
around here. We should check 'em out.

- Allison said the waterfalls
are beautiful. - It ought to be fun.

- Yeah. Let's go.
- Come on. Let's get on the Zodiacs.

- Sure.
- [ Phone Ringing ]

- This is Jason.
- Hey,Jason. It's Neely. We're at Haiku Island.

I didn't think cell phones
worked out there.

It's a satellite phone.
It works everywhere.

Listen, did your brother get
the fingerprint results back yet?

No. Not yet. It'll still take
another couple of hours.

Tell him to hurry.
I have four hours until sunset.

Hey, hey. Neely, listen.

How are Leigh and J.D. getting along?
Are they arguing?

How would I know?

[ Beeps Off]

Brother.

- Whoo!
- Yahoo!

[ Mitch ] All right. Enjoy the island,
but don't get lost. Come on.

[ Sato ]
Careful with that video equipment.

[ Mitch ]
What the hell do you want?

What do I want?
How about five years of my life back?

You've got yourself to blame
for going to prison, not me.

That's just it.
I do blame you.

You owe me,
and I'm here to collect.

So the path to the Sacred Pools
starts... here.

How sacred?
Can we swim in them?

Very sacred, and, yes, you can swim in
them. I'm gonna take Mitch there later.

If you want some privacy,
you should probably go now.

- I'll lead the way.
- I'll bet you will.

If we're not back in an hour,
don't even think about looking for us.

Have fun.

- Ahh!
- Hey,J.D.!

- I need some oil on my body.
- Okay. Here.

Nah. This is way more fun.

- You're getting me covered with sand.
Get off. - Whoa!

God. I was just trying
to have some fun.

What's got into you lately?

You've been acting weird
ever since Mitch's party.

I just want to soak up some sun
and not think about anything.

Why don't you go surfing or hiking?
Go have fun.

Amazing.

- I've never seen
anything this beautiful. - Hmm.

So, with or without?

With.

Well, I guess that's
a good place to start.

Come on, guys.
You're killing us here.

Would you please swim
and exit the water?

What the hell's goin' on?

It's a surprise wedding gift
for your old friend Mitch.

So would you
please swim...

and exit the water.

Now get out.!

- Move it!
- Uuh!

Hurry up. Let's go.

Ow!

[ Grunting, Groaning ]

Let him go.! Let him go,
or I'll snap her pretty little neck.

Let him go now!

So what's goin'on?
Plan on tellin'us?

Yeah. I'll tell you
what you need to know.

- Aah!
- [ Chuckling ]

Let's go.

Umm-mm-mm.

- Umm-mm-mm.
-[ Lorenzo ] CJ,you have visitors.

Thank you, Lorenzo.
CJ, sorry to bother you.

Oh, gosh.
He's so beautiful.

He looks like Marky Mark,
without the Funky Bunch.

- CJ, we were expecting
a call from Haiku Island. - Have you heard from anyone?

No, but something's definitely wrong
there. I can feel it. I can sense it.

So I never really know
what's gonna happen to me next.

Am I gonna stay married to Bobby?
Is he gonna leave me for Lynn?

Who knows? Maybe they're gonna kill
me off and I'm gonna end up unemployed.

- What are you talking about?
- Well, this. My life. It's a never-ending adventure.

That's what's-her-name--
your character's life.

This... right here...

is the adventure.

-Just roaming around in some jungle?
- No. This.

Getting to know one another...
while roaming around in a jungle.

Bet you haven't had too many dates
like this in New York.

-[ Branches Crunching ]
-[ Man ] Sorry to startle you, guys.

There's a call on the ship for you,
Miss Holden. They say it's urgent.

I don't understand.
How did anybody find me here?

A Mr. Giallardi. They say he needs
to speak to you right away.

- Who's he?
- That's my agent.

Oh, my God.
They're killing me off.

I asked them to write me out for a
couple days. Now they're killing me off.

Hello?

Hello,Jack?

Jack, what's happening? They're not
killing me off, are they? Jack?

- Are they killing me off?
- Caroline,Jack's not on the line.

Oh. Uh... okay.
Did he leave a message?

The good news is,
they're not killing you off.

- Thank God.
- The bad news is, I am.

I beg your pardon?

You'll be begging for your life,
I suppose.

Who the hell are you?

You don't remember me,
Eddy?

Let's get out of here.

- [ Screaming ]
- Uuh!

- Eddy.!
- Twelve years ago...

you testified at Hobie Buchannon's
kidnapping trial.

Now do you remember me,
Eddy?

Yeah, I remember you, Sato.
Your breath still reeks.

- Uuh! Sh--
- Leave him alone.! What do you want?

- You want money? I'll give you money.
- I don't want your money.

I want the both of you.

- Hey, Dad.
- Hey.

Summer and I are gonna
take the WaveRunner over to this more secluded beach.

- We'll be back before the wedding.
- I don't know.

- That could be cutting it close.
- Great! Thanks!

- [ Groans ]
- Don't worry, sweetie. We still have three hours before sunset.

- Mmm.
- What do you say you and I go over to the Seven Sacred Pools...

- naked...
- [ Chuckling ]

do a little skinny-dipping.

Send Cort
and Lani packing.

Oh, that sounds great, but I'm actually
really, really happy right here.

Besides, we don't want to disturb
Cort and Lani's hot island love.

[ Gasping ]
No, I can't.

- When you try to swim away,
you're pulling me under. - The water's too hot.

I know. I know.
Just calm down.

They got us cabled
over a volcanic vent.

- Now, what the hell?
- What is it?

It's a damn video camera so these
sick son of a bitches can watch us.

- [ Ratcheting ]
- Aah! Let her go.

Whatever you're gonna do,
just do it to me.

That's what I love about lifeguards--
heroic to the end.

You're still
sick and twisted.

- Are you done?
- Gaah!

- Please, don't kill me!
Don't kill me, please! - Okay.

[ Screams ]

[ Gasping ]

-[ Unratcheting Handcuffs ]
- Give me your hand. Be a good girl. Come.

Stay there.

-[ Handcuffs Ratcheting ]
- Now, be good and don't go anywhere.

[ Coughs ]

[ Gasping ]

Oh, my God.
What is this?

What does he pay you? Whatever
he pays you, I'll pay you double.

[ Mimics Mockingly ]
Shut up, or I'll drown you myself.

Where'd he go?
Where's he going? Oh, my God! Please come back! Don't leave me here!

Oh, God. No. Please.

-Just get us out of here!
- Caroline! Caroline!

Caroline! Calm down.
Don't panic.

What's wrong?

Are you thinking about
our age difference?

No. Why, are you?

- Yeah. I can't help it.
- Me neither.

- Does it turn you on?
- Totally.

- You?
- Yeah.

Isn't that the crew
from the boat?

Just ignore 'em.

What if we're late
for your dad's wedding?

That's impossible.
We just got here.

- Maybe something's wrong.
- Come on.

Hey, guys.
What's up?

- [ Frightened Gasping ]
- I think the three of us should spend some time together.

Summer, run!

Here, kitty.

Here, kitty, kitty.

- Who is that guy?
- His name's Sato.

- He's obsessed with
getting revenge on my dad. - God.!

Run!

Come on, man.
You know it's not about you.

I thought we were buddies.
You don't write. Come on.

I can't breathe!
I can't breathe!

Oh, my God!

- Pull! Don't stop!
- [ Whimpering ]

Aa-aah!

[ Clinking ]

[ Grunting ]

This won't work, Sato.
My dad'll find us.

I'm counting on it.
It's a question of whether he's gonna find you alive or not.

Why are you doing this?
What's your problem? Uuh!

My son's about your age,
Hobie.

Thanks to your dad,
he's growing up somewhere without me.

I hope for your sake he gets here
in time, but if he doesn't...

I got a little video for him, so he
can suffer for the rest ofhis life.

Sorry, son.
All right. Let's go.

Jason!Jase!

I've got the information
Neely's been waiting for.

-Judy Radin?
- She served time for forgery...

and assault
with a deadly weapon.

She also had reconstructive surgery
to look the way she does now.

Judy Radin?

No. What are you saying,
that she had plastic surgery?

Oh, my God.

It's not me that
you have to be honest with.

You have to be honest
with yourself.

Leigh, I am not still
in love with Kekoa.

What if I told you that
she's still in love with you?

I'd say that you're
out of your mind.

It's Allison and Mitch.

Come on.
Let's not bother 'em.

Mitch. Where's Allison?

She's rehearsing her vows...

which is what I'm trying to do,
if you don't mind.

- Mitch, Allison isn't
who you think she is. - Oh, don't start.

Listen,Jason just called.
His brother ran her fingerprints.

Her fingerprints!

Her fingerprints were on
my necklace after we fought...

- so I had her checked out.
- Well, that's it!

This obsession of yours
has gone way too far.

Her real name
is Judy Radin.

She served time for forgery
and assault with a deadly weapon.

- Now, what-- what is with you anyway?
- Mitch, I'm not lying to you!

Are you that vicious, you'd make up
anything to keep me from marrying her?

If you don't believe me,
callJason.

- Ask him about the ''before'' picture.
- The what?

The picture before she had
reconstructive surgery to look like Stephanie.

Oh, for God sakes.
Why would she do that?

- What possible reason could she have?
- I don't know.

- The battery is dead.
- Damn it.

- Mitch?
- What?

- How did you get here so fast?
- What are you talking about?

We just saw you with Allison
at the banyan trees.

Mitch, I don't know what her
reasons were, but she had surgery.

When we fought,
I felt the scars behind her ears.

[ Sato ]
You know what? He's taken long enough.

[ Allison ]
Be patient. I know what I'm doing.

He's in the palm
of my hand.

[ Chuckling ]

Oh, Mitch.
[ Nervous Chuckle ]

I didn't see you coming.

- Who you talking to?
- No one. I was just rehearsing my vows.

Oh.

What's wrong?

Nothing. I, uh--

Your flowers seem
a little loose.

[ Laughs ]

- Nervous?
- [ Laughs ] Who wouldn't be?

In just a little while, everything
we've dreamed about will come true.

Mitch, why are you
looking at me like that?

It really is amazing how much
you look like Stephanie.

I thought that didn't
matter to you.

But it matters to you,
doesn't it, Allison?

Or is itJudy?

[ Nervous Chuckle ]
I don't know what you're talking about.

Why would you do
something like that?

Why would you go to all the pain
and trouble to make yourself look like Stephanie?

To make sure I'd fall in love
with you more easily?

It worked, didn't it?

You thought our meeting was some grand,
karmic intervention...

so you could recapture
the lost love of your life.

- Why would you do that?
- You'll have to ask my partner that.

Who the hell's
your partner?

It's me, beach boy! Yeah!

[ Grunting, Groaning ]

Yee-aahh!

- What's this all about, Sato?
- Payback.

The only question you have to answer is,
who can survive the longest?

Will it be couple number one,
Cort and Lani?

Couple number two,
Caroline and Eddy?

Mmm, the look of terror
on their faces.

They realize they're gonna drown
and not a lifeguard around to save 'em.

Don't look at me like that.
This is between the two of you.

Oh, but I saved the best for last.
Couple number three.

Oh, we can't make their faces
under all that water.

Here, let me help you.

Uuh! Aah!

Sato, it's me you want.

Why torture them?
Let them go, and do what you want to me.

You don't get it, do you?
This is what I want to do to you.

I want you to live with the torment that
the ones you love died because of you--

because of what
you did to me.

None of this works unless you
give me a chance to save 'em.

-[ Slicing ]
- [ Gasps ]

Well... there they are.

You're running out of time,
gingerbread man.

It's been fun, Mitch.

- Run, beach boy. Run!
- [ Laughing ]

Eddy and Caroline must be in
one of those observation buoys.

Neely and I will take you out
when we're anchored, then we'll go after Hobie and Summer.

Leigh, you gotta
find Cort and Lani.

They're tied up at the base of a cliff
near a volcanic vent or something.

- I'll start searching
from the Sacred Falls. - Okay.

- Is this Sato guy deranged, or what?
- He's psychotic. So is she.

- I'm so sorry, Mitch.
- Me too.

[ Panicked Gasping ]

[ Desperate Gasping ]

- Mmm, so bad.
- [ Laughing ]

Get ready!

- Aah!
- Aah!

[ Coughs ]
I can't breathe.

- Hold me.
- Okay. Okay.

It's okay. I got ya.

It's gonna be okay.
All right?

It's gonna be okay.

[ Gasping ]

Lani, I need some slack.

I need you to take
a deep breath and go under.

All right?

[ Together]
Forgive us our trespasses...

- as we forgive them--
- as we forgive those who trespass--

- Is it ''them'' or ''those''?
- I think it's ''those.''

I've been saying ''them''
all these years.

Oh, God!
J.D., you gotta hurry.

You gotta get us out of here.
We're handcuffed to these pipes.

- You have any spare air?
- No!

I don't have anything.

Over there by the rocks.

Uuh.!

[Jason ]
No one's on the beach.

-[ Helicopter Whirring ]
- It's a helicopter.

- What? Oh, my God.
- What? Aah!

Oh!

Please.

Untie 'em! Quick!
God, Hobie.

He's unconscious.

Hobie!

Aah! Hobie! All right,
let's get it. Come on!

One, two, three.

[ Straining ]

Uuh!

[ Seething ]

What's that down there?

It's J.D..!

I need a cutter,
east end of Haiku Island.

Go.

[J.D. Muttering ]

Hey! Leigh!

Liegh!

Lani? Lani, they're here.
Come on. Hey.

Oh.! Liegh.

- Here. I got her. I got her, I got her.
- Okay.

[ Coughing, Gagging ]

Spit it out.
Are you okay?

- Yeah.
- No pulse.

Oh, God.

One, two,
three, four.

- Come on, Hobie!
- Five.

One, two, three,
four, five.

- Sato, Sato. This is Vic.
- Yeah.

I monitored their frequency.
They're sending a cutter for backup.

Take the ship to international waters.
We'll radio when and where to pick us up.

I'll get my wet suit on.

Guys, we're out of here.
Boiler rising up.

- Let's go.!
- Let's do it! Come on!

Dive ship Hawaiian Rainbow,
one mile due west of Haiku Island.

We need some bolt cutters
and spare air fast!

Copy that.

Cort and Lani are somewhere
in the water near shore.

Near cliffs.
You gotta find them, buddy.

Three, four, five. Pulse.

No pulse.
Come on! Come on! Go!

One, two, three--

-[ Kekoa ] Hang in there, Caroline.
- Oh. Oh, God.

- One, two, three...
- Can you hear me? Don't do this to me.

four, five.

Come on. Breathe.
Let him breathe. Get away!

One, two, three,
four, five.

- He doesn't have a pulse.
- Hobie, breath.!

One, two, three,
four, five.

- One, two, three, four.
- Mitch.!

There! Yeah, yeah!
Easy, Hobie. Easy.

Easy, easy.
Easy, easy.

- Dad?
- Yeah, Hobie.

- Hobie.
- I knew you'd save me.

You scared the hell out of me.
You scared me.

- Summer.
- She's here.

- Aah!
- All right. Get over here! Come on.

Get over here,
the three of you!

- [ Gurgling ]
- Oh!

- Hurry up! Hey!
- Come on!

[ Grunts ]

-[ Caroline Grunts ]
- Eddy, take this spare air. I got the bolt cutters.

Die, beach boy.

[ Grunting, Groaning ]

Ohh!

What, one of your facial
implants explode? Get up.

- What's he doing?
- Dad's getting in the water, so we'll have the advantage.

Listen to me.
Take a deep breath.

- Kekoa's gonna take you out, okay?
- Okay.

Now breath.

[ Gasping ]

Ah! Ha ha! Whoo!

[ Grunting, Groaning
Continues ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Siren Blaring ]

Hawaiian Rainbow,
this is the U.S. Coast Guard.

Heave to,
and prepare to be boarded.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah. I'm all right. I'm okay.

Where's Sato?

Fish food.

- Thanks.
- What are ex-wives for?

- No. What are friends for.
- Friends.

All right. Get up. Get up!

- I really fell for you.
- I'm good at what I do.

Let's go, honey.

[ Mitch ] Well, my relationship didn't
exactly work out the way I expected.

But the thing
about relationships--

You never know
what to expect.

We all came to Hawaii
for a wedding ceremony...

and CJ wasn't about
to let us go home without one.

Well, I did say
CJ was a free spirit.

A little butterfly.

Looks like this butterfly
was finally caught.

I thought you were
swearing off men.

I was, but all business and no play
makes CJ a very dull girl.

You, dull? Never.

Congratulations.
Lorenzo, you are a lucky man.

Our favorite hotel waiter
will be lucky to survive the night.

And me?

I'll be lucky
to survive Neely.

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