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[narrator] George Michael's
relationship with Rebel
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began under false pretenses...
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How does your privacy software work?
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It's private.
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...and a false name.
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George Mi-- Harris.
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Rebel would soon unwittingly
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be dating George Michael's father...
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I just put your name in for something.
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...who was also operating
under false pretenses
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as the producer of a movie
about his family
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he didn't have the rights for.
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It might not even happen
because I don't think I can ask my son.
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What happened between him and me
was very disappointing.
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As he'd been unexpectedly voted
out of his son's dorm...
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-and forced to find a new home.
-[wand beeps]
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-You take it.
-But you've got nothing in your luggage.
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I wasn't supposed to
be traveling today.
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It was voting,
there was a miscalculation.
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Obviously, P-Hound's gonna
vote against you.
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So, it was Gob who asked George Michael
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to meet his father...
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...while he too was operating
under false pretenses.
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I'm trying to lock this guy Tony
into this gay magic trick,
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and I just needed believable arm candy.
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But the deception caused Michael to think
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Gob was his rival.
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Rebel Alley. Where is she?
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And an out of control Michael
fought with his brother
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even though he'd done nothing wrong.
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I filled all your houses.
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With who?
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With sex offenders.
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...or at the very most, one thing wrong.
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But, in fact, it was George Michael
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in his alter ego as George Maharis
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who has become Michael's
actual rival for Rebel.
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What if I told you that he and I
were twins?
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Although twins turned out to be
an apt description.
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Ironically, the UCI housing office
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also thought George Michael was a twin.
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They're twins, ugly.
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We should sign them up for twin club.
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And while those false pretenses
made it hard to be on campus...
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it did get him a pretty cool room.
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George Michael Bluth had
never been more popular.
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He was surrounded by people
thrilled to be in his company.
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They're out of root beer.
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So I got you one with the last bit
of root beer
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because I remember
somebody was saying,
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George Michael likes root beer.
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And as his business
was taking off...
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Thanks a lot.
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You guys don't have to do all this.
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This was just a little
get-together for my girlfriend
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to show her I'm doing well.
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...so was his romantic life.
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Hey, stop it!
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That was the last
root beer snow cone.
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I got that for him, Carlos.
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Teach you for being
such a kiss-ass, Terry.
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And it was an ex-Bluth employee
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who was the most grateful to be
in his company.
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-Want any of these?
-No, I'm fine.
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You know, I really appreciate
you guys doing all this.
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I just wish I understood...
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why?
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That's why!
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Because you could ask us
why we do this,
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and mean it.
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The fact that you could be so
down to earth...
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And look so young.
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...while you're
starting this giant company.
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You've created an opportunity many of us
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thought we'd never have again.
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See, that's the part
I don't understand, Carlos.
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-You know my name!
-What's his name?
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You're the kiss-ass, Carlos.
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Guys, I'm gonna learn all your names.
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-I promise.
-George.
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And that's when he heard
what had become his name.
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-What is all this?
-It's just a little surprise.
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-You did this for me?
-Yes!
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Well, they did it for me,
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but only because they knew
I wanted to do something for you.
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Maybe we could talk
without your friends.
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These guys aren't really my friends.
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I barely know their names.
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I mean, I know Carlos, but...
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only because of that old song,
"Carlos the Tickle Monster."
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Wait, what song is that?
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God, I knew he made that up.
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But it did
help me remember.
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Don't worry about these guys.
They're not listening to a word.
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How about that kiss?
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We need to talk.
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[all] Ooh.
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Now the story of what happened
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when the one man who was
holding his family together
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finally let go,
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and the separate journeys that eventually
gave them no choice
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but to come back together.
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It's Arrested Development:
Fateful Consequences.
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Months before the party,
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George Michael was
readying his dorm room for Rebel.
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-Look, I got us a peace pizza.
-That's great.
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-You gotta go.
-What'd you do with my stuff?
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I've got a girl coming over...
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Yet he still wasn't ready to let go...
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-...of Maeby.
-It's not Maeby, no. But...
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You have to stay away,
She's already trying to start Fakeblock,
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-and I'm trying to stop her.
-You can't. It's our company.
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-But it's not real.
-Could you please leave?
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First you "F" me with Fakeblock, and then
kick me out when you have a hottie coming?
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-I have rights.
-You know what?
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You voided your rights when you took
this picture of Maeby brushing her teeth.
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-Not against the rules.
-Still a little weird.
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But not against the rules.
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-Well...
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Know what?
This is no longer a peace pizza.
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That is a war pizza.
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Okay, that's fine.
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Enjoy your war pizza.
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The pizza hadn't even cooled
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before George Michael had officially
gotten over Maeby.
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Thanks for keeping
it down for my RA.
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You were keeping it down, right?
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You know what really
impresses me about you?
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How little you try to impress me.
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I aim to not please.
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I just came from a dinner
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with this right-wing politician
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and his date,
who was an actual hooker.
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-They sound like terrible people.
-They were.
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So, wait, is this where
you conceived Fakeblock?
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It was George Michael's first chance
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to truly be unpretentious
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and undo the big lie.
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On the other hand,
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she thought he was
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an unpretentious software genius.
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If she were to learn
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that he was merely
a wood block player
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with a heightened ability
to track the passage of time,
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perhaps she would rightly feel
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lack of pretension should be a given.
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It was after second
23 that he said...
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Yes, it was right in here.
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-Wow.
-Yeah.
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This is like making love
with the Wright brothers
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in their bicycle shop.
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I'm sure she just
meant one of them.
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Hey, how about her knowing
they had a bicycle shop?
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A little token...
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And the next morning...
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Listen, I got to go shoot a PSA.
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I'll text you from the car.
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No, don't...
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-Action.
-Tweet and drive.
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Yeah, that was good,
but it's "text."
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And we need the word "don't."
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[man] Don't Tweet and Drive PSA, take 19.
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Don't make me do another one, Ron.
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Did we get that?
That was a don't.
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But upon returning to his dorm,
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George Michael discovered that
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P-Hound had officially filed a grievance
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with the Student Housing office.
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So P-Hound claims that George Michael...
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Make a note of that,
that's one person.
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I know.
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Messed with his stuff
and stole some software thing?
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Yeah, and George Michael claims
that nobody can live with P-Hound.
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Somebody's got to go.
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It's time for a vote.
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We'll each get one vote.
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That doesn't really seem fair,
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you guys are obviously
gonna vote for the same person.
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Right, because we're twins,
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and we have no sense of ourselves
as individuals.
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That's right.
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Fine. We'll each get a half vote.
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And the four men cast their three votes.
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It's a tie...
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One and a half
to one and a half.
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The twins were proud to show that
they voted differently from one another.
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We're gonna need a tie-breaker, ugly.
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Fortunately, they were able
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to bring in two more half votes.
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-It's a tie. Two to two.
-...who also proved...
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...they were capable
of having opposite opinions.
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-Double tie! Yeah!
-Yeah!
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To break the tie,
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more members of Twin Club
joined the electorate.
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A quadruple tie!
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Which also jammed up the works.
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-Yeah!
-Yeah! Go.
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Maybe we should just bring in
a single person now.
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You mean, like, not a twin?
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Just to speed things along.
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And perhaps it was that comment...
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I guess one head's better than two.
Twin hater.
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We've been dealing with twincists
like you all our lives.
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...that united the voting body
into a greater cause
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than expressing their individuality.
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And with the exception
of George Michael's vote...
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P-Hound
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George Michael. George Michael.
George Michael.
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George Michael.
George Michael.
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George Michael...
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-...and one other curiosity...
-Fender from Futurama
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I almost wrote that.
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...it was a George Michael blitz.
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George Michael and...
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a half vote for
"George Michael, twincist."
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See you later, twin hater.
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I'm not...
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And that's when he ran into...
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-[horn honks]
-...his beeping uncle.
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Uncle Gob, what are you doing?
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I was in the neighborhood. I happened
to remember how much you love bologna.
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So, yeah, I just...
I found this great ShopRite
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and I thought, "You know who's
got to have a taste,
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is young George Michael."
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He didn't think George Michael
liked bologna.
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He was trying to
correct a bad impression
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he felt he might have made
with his nephew a few nights earlier.
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My God, Uncle Gob,
what is this?
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Can't lie to you, George Michael.
It's a forget me now.
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I wanted you to forget
what happened at that magic club.
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I was embarrassed.
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If you don't want me
to tell anyone about it, I won't.
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I'm such a fool.
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I go to those things too quickly.
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Really, it's just the age we live in.
Take a pill to forget your problems.
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Take a pill to go to sleep.
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And take a pill to
forget your problems.
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Need an erection, take a pill.
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Need to forget your problems,
take a pill.
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Take a pill and your
problems are forgotten.
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Take a pill.
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What an age we live in.
It's great, isn't it?
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What's with the suitcase.
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I got kicked out of my dorm.
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That was a freebie.
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You in the market to buy a house?
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It's a great time to buy.
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I don't want to buy a house.
I don't have that kind of money.
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Money? Ninja, please.
You don't need money.
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With that Fakeblock
thing you got going
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and your great credit rating,
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we can put you in
a Bluth in no time.
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Frankly, it wasn't the kind of risk
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00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:53,134
George Michael would take.
255
00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:56,513
But then Gob said something
that changed his mind.
256
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,056
Plus, it would make
your dad proud.
257
00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:02,018
I know that he's still really
disappointed about you...
258
00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:04,354
-That I blew him off?
-Blew him off.
259
00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:06,689
Boy, is he disappointed about that.
260
00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:09,526
-I would love to say yes...
-Yes! There it is!
261
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,653
I got my much-vaunted yes!
262
00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,029
Gob felt good.
263
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,490
He would be able to
prove to his brother
264
00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,283
that he could actually sell a house.
265
00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:20,745
George Michael felt good,
because he could prove to his father
266
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,831
that he did indeed support him.
267
00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,959
And the residents
of Sudden Valley felt good,
268
00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,252
because it turns out,
269
00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,711
the very young-looking man
270
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,047
who drove down their street
that afternoon...
271
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,590
Hello, young man.
272
00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:34,217
How young are you?
273
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,593
I'm good. How you doing?
274
00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:36,928
No, how young are you?
275
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,513
I'm 22.
276
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,558
...was over 21,and they wouldn't
have to search
277
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,977
for a home that
was even more remote.
278
00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:47,272
He's 22, but looks 16.
279
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:55,196
The Sudden Valley residents
wasted no time
280
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,574
in welcoming George Michael
to the community.
281
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,159
...welcome you to the neighborhood.
282
00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:01,870
Thank you. Hi.
Hello again. Welcome back.
283
00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,705
...every chance they got.
284
00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,582
It's so nice.
285
00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,083
It's my birthday.
286
00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,877
It's everyone's birthday.
287
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,213
I wonder who this is from.
288
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,798
We said no clothes, Carlos.
289
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:14,924
A hat is not clothes.
290
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:16,384
A hat is clothes.
291
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:17,969
I wish I had something to offer you.
292
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:19,721
Here you are, guests in my home,
293
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,347
and you've gotten me
beautiful gifts.
294
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,808
Feels like it should be
the other way around.
295
00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:26,436
[man] Football!
296
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:31,024
And it was during an impromptu
touch football game...
297
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,194
No, guys the play is dead.
The play is dead.
298
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:36,487
Maybe we can't play skins versus skins.
299
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:37,906
Tops versus bottoms?
300
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:41,034
...that the idea of a party
for his girlfriend came up.
301
00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,244
Let's throw her a party,
Sudden Valley style.
302
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:46,414
And while George Michael was building
new relationships...
303
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,541
...privacy on the web, until now.
304
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,627
Maeby was building his new business
305
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,213
...and bringing in
more cash as a result,
306
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,633
her self-esteem growing every day.
307
00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:01,054
Over the following days,
Maeby was able to
308
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,848
discreetly bring in
cash from Herbert Love
309
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:07,227
for services she got her mother
to unknowingly render.
310
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,562
Why don't you take him out to dinner?
311
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,023
-Put it on the family tab.
-Of course.
312
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,651
This high school senior was
working several jobs
313
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:15,818
We have to be discreet.
314
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,320
And she did her jobs well.
315
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,446
-What?
-Discreet!
316
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,990
She even started a Fakeblock office,
317
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:24,994
after trading shares to a new
silent partner for George Michael.
318
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,246
Stock options?
319
00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:29,958
The shares turned out to be
useful for a lot of things.
320
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:34,754
-Hey.
-Hi.
321
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,214
You rented a little office.
322
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,466
I don't want you to see it yet.
Still setting it up...
323
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,468
with a little help
from a wealthy benefactor,
324
00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:41,386
Lucille Two.
325
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,638
-Gangie.
-No, Lucille Two.
326
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:44,973
Austero?
327
00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:47,684
-I don't know who that is.
-You don't?
328
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:49,852
Never met the woman.
329
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,897
She'll be the one driving
the stair car from now on.
330
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:55,108
-It was part of the deal.
-You gave her my car?
331
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,568
It's technically hers anyways,
because of the Bluth Company.
332
00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:00,947
But I did get you her
1988 yellow Cadillac.
333
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,449
She only uses it to
and from hip replacements.
334
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:08,204
I guess that's only funny if you know
who she is.
335
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:11,332
And so, George Michael
was proud to invite Rebel
336
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,585
to see how successful
George Maharis had become.
337
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,922
and how many people
were eager to be in his company.
338
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,799
No, I'm fine.
He was tickling me in there.
339
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:22,135
-What is all this?
-Just a little surprise.
340
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,511
-You did this for me?
-Yes.
341
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,638
-But Rebel had other concerns.
-We need to talk.
342
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,724
[all] Ooh.
343
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:29,475
This is it.
344
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:31,269
This is the place.
345
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,730
Hope you don't find
it too pretentious.
346
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,733
Well, what happened to the old
"anything goes in the dorm"?
347
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:40,403
Well, I got this place instead.
You know, I guess I wanted to impress you.
348
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,280
I'm gonna get furniture, obviously.
349
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,073
The guys from Homefill
are coming this week.
350
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:45,783
That's not the problem.
351
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,243
No, that's not the problem.
352
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:49,829
Wrong house, buddy.
353
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:52,332
No, this is my son,
Lem Depardieu.
354
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:53,833
-Hey, baby.
-Hi.
355
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:55,084
Jacqueline still in the car?
356
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,753
You have a son?
357
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,297
-Yeah.
-Hey, Lem.
358
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:00,465
-Hi.
-How you doing?
359
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,175
I love kids. You want a Twister?
360
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,218
I was given four Twisters.
You should take one.
361
00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:06,262
-Take a Twister.
-You know what, honey?
362
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:07,889
Do you want to give Mommy
363
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,099
some alone time with her friend?
364
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,684
-Maybe he could play in the pool.
-Yeah.
365
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:13,644
He'll be safe.
There's a hundred guys there.
366
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:16,189
-Make sure you wear your sunblock.
-Okay.
367
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:19,400
In fact, it was the folks in the pool
who were more at risk
368
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,943
of being near Lem
369
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,945
than he was of them.
370
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:29,869
Wow, what a great kid.
371
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:33,331
You know, when I said
I was not eager to have kids,
372
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,124
but I think it's
great that you have a son.
373
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:36,918
I have a spare room here
374
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,294
that the two of
you could stay in.
375
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,421
Or maybe you
could just stay in it.
376
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,341
He doesn't live with me.
He lives in France with his father.
377
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,052
He just visits March and April
during French pilot season.
378
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,637
But that's what I'm talking about.
379
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,555
I just don't want to get that serious.
380
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,516
Because you're seeing someone else?
381
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,309
No! I mean, yes,
382
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,769
I'm seeing someone else,
383
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,938
but I don't want to get
serious with him, either,
384
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,856
and you're telling people
in the neighborhood
385
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,066
that we're seeing each other.
386
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,110
What happened to the guy
who founded Fakeblock?
387
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:03,611
The guy who keeps things anonymous?
388
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,405
I can do anonymous.
389
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:06,906
I'm all about staying anonymous.
390
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,616
That's Fakeblock's mission statement.
391
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:11,035
And now you're asking Lem and me
to move into this house,
392
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,079
and it just seems all backwards.
393
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:15,498
Sorry.
394
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,795
Maybe it is backwards.
395
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:25,466
[tile shatters]
396
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:29,262
George Michael shared
his relationship problem
397
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:33,015
with the one other woman
he'd had a relationship problem with.
398
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:34,934
-That's ridiculous.
-Right.
399
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,769
You haven't told her
your real name, have you?
400
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:39,397
What? No, no. No, she still
thinks I'm George Maharis.
401
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,274
But she's dating another guy,
402
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,025
which is probably the whole reason
403
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,902
she's always saying
I'm moving too fast.
404
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,821
I take things too seriously.
405
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:48,990
I take things too serious.
406
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,033
I take things too seriously.
407
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,910
I need to note which one of
those is correct,
408
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:55,830
because I sound like a horse's ass
when I alternate between the two.
409
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,623
I need to get my [bleep] together.
410
00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,459
But the point is that I take things...
411
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,711
easily-breezily.
412
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:03,921
Well, a real serioush woman
413
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,966
knows what she wants
and moves quickly.
414
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,217
"Serioush" is nothing.
415
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,135
That's not a word.
416
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,553
Are you ready to see your office?
417
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,597
I have been. It's great.
I like it a lot.
418
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,307
I wonder if she's gonna think
419
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,684
we've been a little
lavish with money.
420
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,103
You know, is it too much?
But then to contradict myself,
421
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:22,148
I do think, at some point,
it would be good to get a second chair
422
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,609
just in case we have a guest,
but I'm thinking big picture.
423
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,110
Buddy, this isn't your office.
424
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:27,987
She's over here.
425
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:36,245
Welcome.
426
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,164
I'm a softie.
I hired the guy.
427
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:41,292
He's more like a mascot than anything.
Mort, where's my coffee?
428
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,128
Damn. Stupid Mort.
429
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,588
I know. It's okay,
just focus.
430
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,674
I'm going to take the cart
and show George Michael his new office.
431
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,011
-Speechless?
-How do I get back?
432
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:53,513
When Fakeblock hits,
433
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,264
we're going to have
to ramp up real fast.
434
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:58,476
This hangar can
hold over 500 nerds!
435
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,728
Maeby, we can't afford this.
436
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,064
And my software
isn't even ready.
437
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:04,273
Don't worry about that.
438
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,985
Just worry about being done in time
for the big public unveiling at Cinco.
439
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,112
-I'll get the money.
-Isn't that in three days?
440
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,657
No, that's Cinco de Mayo.
Cinco de Cuatro is in two days.
441
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,618
We'll be doing it on a boat,
so I hope you don't get seasick.
442
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,161
You're doing the keynote.
443
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:20,706
You're responsible for all of this.
444
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,626
-Come on.
-What... No, I...
445
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:25,795
I think we...
446
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,797
All of this.
447
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,757
I think we should
delay the keynote.
448
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,051
I'd say yes, but I don't think we can
449
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,971
because of the sheer amount of money
that you have on the hook for it.
450
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,348
Maeby, you're fired!
451
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:41,185
And although Mort knew
he was going to be next...
452
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:44,355
there was nothing that could have
prepared George Michael
453
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:47,692
for what Mort would end up
leaving on his desk.
454
00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:54,615
Maeby had just lost a big career option,
455
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:58,202
and as she was on her way to
visit a high school boyfriend
456
00:17:58,286 --> 00:17:59,954
she was hoping to entrap...
457
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,497
-What are you doing?
-Long story.
458
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,957
I'm just here to see Lucille Two.
459
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,751
She ran into the current squatter
of the penthouse.
460
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,504
Come here for one second.
I need to talk to you...
461
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,548
about something very important.
462
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,592
Yeah... Uncle Michael,
463
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,385
I'm really sorry about that whole
464
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,262
"voting you out of the dorm" thing.
465
00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:17,930
We never really meant it to...
466
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:19,432
I knew it.
467
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,183
I knew you didn't understand it.
468
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,727
I knew you guys were all...
469
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:23,853
'Cause I didn't...
470
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,730
I don't think I
explained it very well,
471
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,732
and it was very simple.
I made it complicated.
472
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,525
It was a four-person vote.
473
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,445
I voted against myself, so that P-Hound...
474
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,363
That's a way that scenario
would've worked out.
475
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,490
What I later realized is
there was another scenario...
476
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,700
Maeby. There was another.
477
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:38,618
-Yeah.
-C scenario.
478
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,662
-I really got to get going.
-Where you... Okay.
479
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,332
Before you do...
I need your signature here at the bottom.
480
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,292
Doing a movie about the family.
481
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,419
-Yeah. Is that still happening?
-What do you mean?
482
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,212
I gotta tell you, I think movies are dead.
483
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,548
Maybe, it's a TV show.
484
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,967
This girl that I'm dating, Rebel,
she's gonna be in it,
485
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,093
and she would never do TV.
486
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,304
You're dating Rebel Alley?
487
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,223
Yeah, I have a picture of us
to prove it.
488
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,433
I can't find it, but...
489
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,560
So, you're the other guy.
490
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,228
You know her personally?
491
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,606
Yes. I mean, that's how I know
492
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:09,732
that you were dating her.
493
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,068
Do you know the other guy
that she's dating?
494
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,070
And that's when she saw an opportunity
495
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,696
to get back at George Michael.
496
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:19,158
No, no, but I know it's over.
497
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,160
-She is dumping him.
-She's dumping him?
498
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,204
Apparently,
he was coming on too strong,
499
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,914
taking it too seriously.
500
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,499
She hates that.
501
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,417
-That what she said?
-That's what she told me.
502
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:29,835
Just kills it for her.
503
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,295
She wants it easily-breezily.
504
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:35,549
Well, that's informative.
505
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,259
I owe you. Thank you.
506
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:38,678
No, you don't.
507
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:41,180
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Don't knock, just...
508
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,181
Okay.
509
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,349
One second.
510
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:49,230
And so fortified
with Maeby's information that
511
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,899
Rebel was breaking up with
her other beau...
512
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:52,817
-Hello.
-Michael.
513
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,819
...Michael decided
to move things along.
514
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,571
I think that I've been coming on
a little bit too strong.
515
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,448
I got a lot going on,
I got the movie.
516
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,493
A bunch of stuff with the housing complex,
and I'm just...
517
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:05,579
I'm not gonna be pressuring you anymore.
I want to just keep it easy-peasy.
518
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:06,664
-Cool, totally.
-Yeah.
519
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:08,499
-Keep it loose.
-Yeah.
520
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,334
And we'll have some
fun with, you know...
521
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,169
If the fun, you know...
522
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:15,297
Someday, one day,
it gets more serious,
523
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:18,426
you know,
then it does, and we...
524
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,386
We're walking down the aisle,
you know, and...
525
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,889
I'm saying it wrong,
because I get tongue-tied,
526
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,268
because I think that you...
527
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,854
are coming on too strong.
528
00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:32,440
You know? Bugging me.
529
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:33,774
You want to come in?
530
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,235
No?
531
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,363
Yeah? Yeah.
532
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:44,493
It was the best
sex Michael ever had.
533
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:45,661
Was that fun for you?
534
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:46,662
No.
535
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,249
Are you gonna
take a photo of me?
536
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:51,792
No...
537
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,295
No, no, I've been
trying to get a signal.
538
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,464
But he wanted
a picture of them together,
539
00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:59,008
which is why he grabbed the one he saw
540
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,634
from the photo booth.
541
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,011
Are you gonna call me?
542
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,345
If I'm in traffic.
543
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,014
Although he was
growing concerned
544
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,141
about how he was
going to keep this up.
545
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:10,519
Hey.
546
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,938
♪ I just stole this fair young miss ♪
547
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,316
♪ From a big shot, George... ♪
548
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:18,903
[bleep]
549
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:24,658
On the next Arrested Development:
Fateful Consequences.
550
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,953
Having found out the woman he loves
551
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,789
is also dating his son...
552
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:33,834
Michael places a call to the niece
who sent him there.
553
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,628
-Hello?
-You're out of the movie.
554
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:40,049
And George Michael finds himself
555
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:43,469
the subject of a lawsuit
over the ownership of Fakeblock.
556
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,429
Was it or was it not my client
557
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:47,264
who put up the initial seed money
558
00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:48,599
for the block software
559
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:51,644
that served as the
underlying architecture of Fakeblock?
560
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,020
It was 99 cents.
561
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,231
[all] Times three.
562
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:00,611
Can I say something to my client?
563
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,113
Take to the sea!
564
00:22:03,163 --> 00:22:07,713
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