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[narrator] Three days before
many of the Bluths
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would come back together,
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Lindsay Bluth was on her way
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to the first phase
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-of an act of political sabotage...
-My dad's tux looks good on you.
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...with her face-blind boyfriend.
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I don't care.
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Together, they were targeting...
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This guy... Herbert Love.
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A candidate whose campaign slogan
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...say High-low to my Low-high plan.
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The "Low" is for low taxes.
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[narrator] ...was embraced by everyone
from the very wealthy...
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...and who doesn't want high income?
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[narrator]
...to their bankers and tax attorneys.
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It's worth noting that this
was the same Herbert Love
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who'd recently adopted Lindsay's brother..
.Buster Bluth.
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We could use a Blind Side monster.
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And Herbert was soon
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using the veteran at rallies.
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Hold your government hand out...
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...as a symbol of government waste.
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Let's give freedom from government
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a big thumbs up.
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...although Buster had not mastered
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the use of his Army-issued, bionic hand.
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Buster's actual father, George Sr.,
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needed the help of Herbert Love...
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-What?
-He's got a rally tonight.
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...to gain support for a wall project...
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...to separate the US and Mexico
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to keep out the immigrants.
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which some considered insensitive.
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-Your idea.
-Which was my idea!
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George Sr. was feeling
more sensitive by the day.
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I'd be lucky to sell a glass of lemonade
for $1,000 today,
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But Marky's idea was very different.
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Three days before the event,
I'm going to take the explosive
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and hide in the podium...
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...and he had planned an act
of glittery social protest
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You're going to knock on the podium door.
Let me know the coast is clear.
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When Love steps up to the podium
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at exactly eight o'clock, blam!
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Thing is, I can't find
the glitter anywhere...
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But Lindsey had only signed on
to the project
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because she was mad at her mother,
Lucille.
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"From Gangie for Facelift."
Mother.
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...over what she assumed her mother
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had sent her daughter Maeby:
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a check for plastic surgery.
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What makes you think I wrote a check
to your daughter?
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In fact, it was Maeby's royalty check
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for this film.
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But when she revealed she was
living in the penthouse...
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The apple does not
far from the tree fall.
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Lindsay felt she needed to prove...
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I am like you nothing.
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I am a political activist.
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...which is why she decided...
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I'm in.
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-Let's bomb the bastard.
-Yes!
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but as she pulled up to the hotel,
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her stridency was waning
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Look, um...
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I have this check that my mother
wrote for my daughter...
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It can buy us a lot of leaflets
against Love.
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And also a lot of Nature's Miracle.
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You know there's a huge sale
going on at Petco.
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No, never. Rip it up. No money.
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Don't worry. I've thought of everything.
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He had.
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Except for someone to watch Cindy.
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But she's locked in.
What's the worst that can happen?
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As it turned out, she wouldn't be
locked in for long...
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...as Maeby would let the ostrich
in heat out
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while looking for the very check Marky
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had told Lindsay to rip up.
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No money.
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...before going to squat in a podium
for three days.
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What a great day to step out
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onto an over-irrigated golf course
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and play a game that wastes
vast acres
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of usable, farmable land.
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And while she didn't find the check
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she did find an invitation
to an award show
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that honored young Hollywood.
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I'm getting an Opie?
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The only bigger honor
would be having an award like that
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named after you, I guess.
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But it was an important morale-booster,
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as she was jealous of her
cousin George Michael's accomplishments
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-as a college senior.
-Have you told her about your software?
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So, it's privacy software
that's also anti-piracy?
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Thanks, yeah.
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It was neither.
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In fact, it was actually this...
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...programmers call "hacker traps."
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which uses false meta data...
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...a fake woodblock app...
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But George Michael could see
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he was impressing her
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so he continued the lie...
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It's called Fakeblock.
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Plus, he wanted to expose her
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to his newly overtly sexual persona.
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Just trying to be those guys.
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That's how George Michael
came to make his move.
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Are you gonna come by
on Thursday?
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I don't think so.
I have this thing in L.A.
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Can you blow it off?
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You might want to get
graduating high school
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out of the way.
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I'm getting a Lifetime Achievement Award
at this gala.
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Might want to get that
out of the way too, I guess.
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You want me to go with you to that?
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I could pick you up at your place.
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They're actually shooting a thing
at my place.
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As it turns out,
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they'd end up just clubbing a Thing.
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Yeah, that might actually be a good idea,
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because I can't bring my friends
without permission from their parents.
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With the exception
of her boyfriend, Perfecto,
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about whom she recently discovered...
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He's a cop.
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Maeby realized she needed
to get something incriminating
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on Perfecto
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before he could get her
kicked out of school.
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But she was soon to learn.
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that her grades might beat him to it.
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I got you tacos.
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I hope that's okay,
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because you're gonna sit here and study.
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No, I can't.
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Young lady, you better pull it together,
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or you're not going to graduate.
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Are you on drugs?
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Because from what I hear,
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there might be an undercover cop
at this school.
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How long do you wanna stay in high school?
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You're 17.
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And that's when she remembered
that Perfecto thought
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she was 17 too.
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You know what? I think I will do better
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once I get a little Mexican in me.
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Maeby and Perfecto weren't the only ones
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acting younger than they really were.
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And in an effort to impress
the young entourage
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that was growing weary of his act,
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Gob stopped in front of a club
to pick up some women.
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And so the night before Mark Cherry
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was also due to be honored
at the Opies,
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the gang from the Malibu Colony
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met the gang from Gob's bee colony.
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I'm like, "Those are police boats..."
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So everybody's running around...
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To the entourage,
the evening was a complete disaster.
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Drunken, sick and covered with bee stings,
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they had truly hit bottom.
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But to the man they called Getaway,
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it was an amazing night,
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and he couldn't wait to forget it.
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Fun day.
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Fun night.
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Now the story of what happened
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when the one man
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who was holding his family
together
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finally let go,
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and the separate journeys
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that eventually gave them no choice,
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but to come back together.
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It's Arrested Development:
Fateful Consequences.
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On the day of the Opies,
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Gob headed out to make sure
everything was in order,
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trying not to arouse the gang
he felt he'd won back,
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with what he dimly recalled
to be a fun night.
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Wake up!
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And that night, a softening George Sr.
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arrived to meet the candidate
Herbert Love at his rally.
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So... tender.
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At the same hotel that was hosting
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Young Hollywood's Opie Awards.
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[crowd laughing]
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It's really nice to be
out with you as adults.
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In Spain they don't even
eat dinner until after 11 p.m.
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I'm going to mingle with 13-year-olds
who think they still play fifth grade.
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And, as he told himself,
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it was okay to unleash
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his overtly sexual persona
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on his cousin...
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Gentlemen, start your engines.
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...he inadvertently ogled his aunt,
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who'd arrived in disguise.
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And Maeby ran into her
old studio boss, Mort Meyers.
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I'm actually getting
the Lifetime Achievement Opie tonight.
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I'm very sorry.
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They only give that award away
to somebody after they die
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or, even worse, after your career's dead.
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Really?
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Consider yourself lucky...
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They told you your career was over.
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I didn't find out until I was locked out
of my office.
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I passed on Hunger Games.
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It wasn't the most graceful of exits.
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That's the way the cookie crumbles.
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This is for you.
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Thanks, man.
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Actually, the exit was pretty graceful.
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I think I just remember it that way
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because it got dicey when I was
sneaking back in
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to take a [bleep] on Sid's desk.
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But do what I do.
When they kick you out of the business,
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save face by starting
your own internet company.
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You started an internet company?
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It's the real deal.
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It's a system that automates provision--
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And, once again, she found herself
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with someone who had not
only moved on with their life,
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but done so in ways
she couldn't understand.
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...overseas financial transactions.
It's called Schnoodle.
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-Schnoodle.
-It was a busy night at the hotel.
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Take a hat. We got 18,000 of them.
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And as Maeby put on a brave face...
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George Sr. put on a braver one.
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I just think there'll be lot of support
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flowing in this relationship.
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And your base...
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You got a point behind
all those teeth?
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If you support the wall,
I'll give you a piece of the action
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-Action?
-Yeah.
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-Action Jackson?
-Yes, sir.
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Do I look like Carl Weathers to you?
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No, no.
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Do I look like someone
who eats at CW Swappigan's?
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I don't want to be the one to say it,
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but I happen to be fond of
redheads and greenbacks.
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George Sr, had neither.
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How would you like both?
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Buenas noches...
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I will be needing a room...
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-How many nights?
-Two.
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No, just one night.
I thought you were saying people.
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-And how many beds?
-Two.
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No, one bed...
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Why give her the option?
Keep itn real simple.
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One bed, one night, two people
that's solved for X.
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I hate Young Hollywood.
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Maeby soon ran into an actress she knew...
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from the time before that actress
cleaned up her act.
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Next time, don't pocket it.
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Pay for it.
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♪ I mean come on ♪
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And you're getting the Lifetime
Achievement Award?
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You want me to play
the bagpipes at your funeral?
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You know, I can laugh about it,
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because I'm actually on the upswing.
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I was just telling Mort here...
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that I've actually started
my own internet company.
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I was just about to tell you.
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00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,077
-How do we know each other?
-We don't.
260
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,578
That's what it is.
261
00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,705
Schnoodle's dead. Fakeblock
is the next big thing.
262
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,874
But George Michael was
surprised to hear Maeby
263
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,417
talking about a software.
264
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:27,460
...called Fakeblock.
265
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,295
What's this?
You're talking about Fakeblock?
266
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,131
Yes, your privacy software.
267
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,507
...that didn't exist.
268
00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:35,468
-How does your privacy software work?
-It's private.
269
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,512
Can I talk to you for a second, please?
270
00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,264
I don't want people to know
I'm doing this.
271
00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,057
Everybody has to know about this, okay?
272
00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:42,392
This could be big for me.
273
00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,310
I could make Fakeblock huge.
274
00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:46,396
Maeby, there is no company.
275
00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,898
Fakeblock is just a software
that I'm developing.
276
00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,817
And the whole point is that it's private.
277
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:52,861
So you can't
be telling people about it.
278
00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,654
We've got to tell people about it.
279
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,447
I just got a Lifetime Achievement Award.
280
00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:57,699
I'm finished.
281
00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:01,119
And also, I think you should consider
calling it The Fake Block.
282
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,372
-It's cleaner, like "the Netflix."
-It's just not ready.
283
00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:06,624
There's still a bunch
of programming problems.
284
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,668
You can get it ready, George Michael.
285
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:09,752
Think they invite animals
286
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,588
and ask 'em to wait
while they build the zoo?
287
00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,590
No, that would be a bloodbath.
288
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,758
Yeah, a total [bleep] bloodbath.
289
00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,344
-We have no money to start a business.
-Don't worry.
290
00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:20,346
I'll get the ball rolling
with free publicity
291
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,598
when I accept my award.
292
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,933
Come on, this could be my only chance
to be a "hairess."
293
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,101
A "hairess"?
294
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,061
You can still be the boss, okay?
295
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,689
Just don't want people to know
I'm working with my cousin.
296
00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:31,232
So you are not my cousin.
297
00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,443
You are not George Michael Bluth.
298
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,361
I'm great with that.
299
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:38,072
In fact, you know what
might really help us sell it...
300
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,909
Oh, heiress!
You don't pronounce the "h."
301
00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:43,203
-And that's not what heiress means.
-I pronounce the "h."
302
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,579
But that's not how the word--
303
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,706
We say words the way we say them
for a reason...
304
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,041
So, what is this?
305
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,585
Is this another one of these
social networking things?
306
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,253
Because I am so over those.
307
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,006
I tried to deactivate my Facebook profile.
308
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,175
It's easier to get out of Scientology.
309
00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,969
Well, this is actually the opposite
of Facebook.
310
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,721
It's the anti-social network.
311
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,556
It prevents piracy. Right?
312
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,557
Really?
313
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:06,976
Rebel Alley.
314
00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:08,686
George Mi-hairess.
315
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:10,438
George Maharis.
316
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:13,024
And that's how George Michael
finally got himself
317
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:13,942
a new name.
318
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:18,112
Strong, rugged... untainted.
319
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,656
Yes, George Maharis.
320
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,032
Perfecto.
321
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,617
De nada.
322
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:24,744
That's my undercover cop boyfriend.
323
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:26,746
I'm trying to get him in bed.
324
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:28,206
Boyfriend?
325
00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,542
So funny that didn't come up in the car.
326
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:38,341
George Michael had just discovered
327
00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:39,884
that Maeby had a boyfriend.
328
00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,177
So, how does it work?
329
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,263
How does what work?
330
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:44,973
Your privacy software.
331
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,267
How does it protect you from piracy?
332
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:50,228
I don't know.
333
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:51,938
Don't worry about it.
334
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,148
No, you really piqued my interest.
335
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,234
I'm sorry.
336
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,945
But some women don't forget
being told no.
337
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,239
Marion Ross comes to mind.
338
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,241
And Maeby set to work
339
00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:05,243
entrapping this local predator.
340
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,369
I know why you're here.
341
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,037
Promise you won't tell anyone at school.
342
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:10,164
I'm just a huge fan of teen stars.
343
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,000
Yeah. Very convincing.
344
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,002
You're a better actor
than most of the kids here.
345
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,128
Even Zack and Cody.
346
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,504
Are they here?
347
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,256
I thought they were filming
a movie in Maui.
348
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:21,676
Look, I may only be 17, Perfecto,
but I know you're a cop.
349
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,678
There's that cop stare.
350
00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:24,804
I got to tell you...
351
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:26,264
I find it very sexy.
352
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:28,391
Okay,
353
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,394
I'm a cop.
354
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,562
I'm working here undercover.
355
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,106
We're hunting down an ex-CIA operative
named Estevez,
356
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:36,399
who's gone rogue--
357
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:37,900
It's the kids from Modern Family.
358
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:40,528
He's become a drug kingpin
359
00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:41,988
and his son goes to Newport.
360
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:45,241
There's something going down tonight
or possibly even at Cinco-- [yells] Rico!
361
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,493
Wow, you are good.
362
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:48,619
I have to be.
363
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,079
Our lives depend on it.
364
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:52,999
To be continued.
365
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,125
You better believe it.
366
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:56,336
Rico!
367
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:59,172
But George Sr. was far from rico himself,
368
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:02,884
despite promising Herbert Love
he had money.
369
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,511
But at least he could go home.
370
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,847
with some coconut shrimp.
371
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,184
I should have known you'd be here.
372
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,978
supporting this right-wing,
dangerous crack-pot.
373
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:17,899
Lindsay, I forgot. You dyed your hair.
374
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:18,941
What are you doing here?
375
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:20,568
I'm supporting Love as well.
376
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:22,362
We're both doing that.
377
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,822
Oh honey, I wanted to contact you
378
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:27,408
every single day since last May.
379
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,619
I haven't seen you since January.
380
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,038
Yeah, the first four months,
I was in denial.
381
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,039
How are you?
382
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:34,332
Are you good?
383
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,583
Do you have any money?
384
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:37,877
Not really.
385
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,547
Except for a $50,000 check
386
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:44,050
your wife sent to my daughter
for plastic surgery.
387
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,844
What kind of woman does that?
388
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,888
I thought there was no money left.
389
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:49,847
Oh no.
390
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,225
That's awful.
391
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,227
She's just precious the way she is.
392
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,561
Does Maizie even know?
393
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,562
Her name is Maeby.
394
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,399
You don't think "Maizie" is cuter?
395
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,526
You know what I want to do?
I want to take this...
396
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:05,029
and I want to deposit it
in a trust fund...
397
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:08,866
that she can't open until she's 21.
398
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,493
She was 22 at the time.
399
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,953
I guess I can't use it anyway.
400
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,079
Are you kidding me?
401
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,665
You are the most beautiful little girl.
402
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,084
If you have any more work,
403
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,836
your cartilage is going to collapse.
404
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:20,795
Let me see if I can...
405
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,255
There you go.
406
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:24,632
And that's when George Sr...
407
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:25,675
Got the check.
408
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,301
...finally tipped a black man.
409
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:30,888
Man...
410
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:34,016
I am going to put this on my wall.
411
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,437
It was then that Lindsay
ran into a daughter,
412
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:40,731
whose $50,000 check she'd just given away
413
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,567
stealing some coconut shrimp.
414
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:45,069
Of course you're here.
I should have known you'd be supporting
415
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,612
this right-wing, dangerous crack pot.
416
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,739
No, I am here undercover
417
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:49,824
with my boyfriend.
418
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,659
We are going to take down Love
419
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:54,662
with a random act of senseless
non-violence.
420
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,457
Maeby felt a foreign feeling.
421
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,500
I actuallyrespect that.
422
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:00,668
Thank you, Maeby.
423
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:03,379
Which is why, for the first time
in her adult life...
424
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,839
So, what are you doing here?
425
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:07,425
Maeby was totally honest with her mother.
426
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,510
I'm getting a Lifetime Achievement Award
427
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:11,554
for my work in the entertainment business.
428
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:13,097
I tried.
429
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:14,724
Tell your therapist I tried.
430
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,560
I'm not in therapy.
431
00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,437
Then I must have done something right.
432
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,356
And soon she was saying
farewell to Hollywood
433
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,984
in a way she hoped they'd remember.
434
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,194
Thank you, Kirk Cameron,
435
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,404
for that incredibly Bible-y introduction.
436
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,282
Okay, tie yourself to your chair,
437
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,618
because this is
going to be a rough [bleep] ride.
438
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,120
I'm leaving this [bleep], dying business,
439
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:37,747
to join the software game.
440
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,540
Double [bleep] news flash.
441
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,083
I'm starting Fakeblock...
442
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,251
with George Maharis,
443
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,378
the world's first anti-social network.
444
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:47,548
So you can take this Opie and shove it up
your [bleep],
445
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,467
because I will [bleep]
446
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:50,718
the next goddamn [bleep]
447
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,053
who tells me I'm finished.
448
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,179
You [bleep].
449
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,639
You can all go [bleep] yourselves.
450
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,140
What? Sure.
451
00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,561
Please welcome the talented voices
of Phineas and Ferb.
452
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,730
Go [bleep] yourself.
453
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,358
[bleep] you!
454
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,777
Meanwhile, Gob had arrived back stage
455
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,988
and was doing some advanced recon
for Mark Cherry...
456
00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:14,742
-Where's the cocounut shrimp?
-...before his scheduled performance.
457
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,578
Especially if they could get it
with a bit of...
458
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:20,164
It was then that Gob noticed
459
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:22,708
the presence of a competitor
from his past.
460
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:24,168
Tony Wonder.
461
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,378
That lousy, failed magician.
462
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,673
Gob realized that where there was glitter
463
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,259
there must also be Tony Wonder,
464
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:34,512
waiting to make his magical re-appearance
465
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,139
so he decided to take advantage
466
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,975
of an unexpected diversion
467
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,353
and have a little fun by
wedging shut a panel on the podium
468
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,981
he knew Tony Wonder would pop out of.
469
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,650
You guys wanna see
a real failed magician?
470
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,110
Get down to the Opies tonight.
471
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,861
It's gonna be hysterical.
472
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:54,073
But, while Gob dimly remembered
the fun night,
473
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:57,118
he'd completely forgotten
the seven ambulances
474
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:59,537
that had arrived after Josh Abramson
475
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:02,248
had swung by to pick up
an old computer.
476
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,836
[Josh] One of them is Mark Cherry.
He's a singer.
477
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,754
[woman] Calm down. How many ambulances?
478
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,549
[Josh] Five, ten. Maybe seven at least.
479
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:14,719
[narrator]
That's how Gob found out his colony...
480
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,804
had checked into rehab.
481
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:19,056
Come on, you guys.
It's just...
482
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:22,143
a little alcohol poisoning
never killed anyone.
483
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,645
Actually, alcohol poisoning is responsible
484
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,606
for over four thousand deaths a year.
485
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,441
"Binge-drinking." Not cool.
486
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,610
♪ I mean come on ♪
487
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,320
Well.That's a drag.
488
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:33,571
I thought we were friends.
489
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,114
But, of course, they weren't.
490
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,827
And that's when he saw Tony Wonder.
491
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,746
[Tony] I'm here and I'm queer...
492
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:44,874
...come out of a speaker.
493
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,584
And now I'm in a speaker.
494
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,586
No one can stop us.
495
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,046
Wait, if...
496
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,382
If Wonder wasn't in the... podium,
then who's...
497
00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:55,426
It was Marky, of course.
498
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,137
But moments earlier, and realizing
499
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,015
it was still too early to let him
out of the podium...
500
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,059
Lindsay headed to the bar
501
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:05,519
and was suddenly face-to-face
502
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,520
with Herbert Love...
503
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,439
...are we the only two people
who don't fit in
504
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,566
with all these Orange County phonies?
505
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,278
...and had no idea who he was.
506
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:15,988
They are a bunch of phonies.
507
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,366
I usually don't even go to these things.
508
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:19,617
And perhaps it was because
509
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,786
he reminded her so much of Tobias
510
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,746
when they first started dating,
511
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,373
that Lindsay flirted back.
512
00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:29,001
-What's your name, princess?
-Cindy Feather...bottom.
513
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,379
Of the Laguna Beach Featherbottoms?
514
00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:33,172
Are you trying to find out where I live?
515
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,841
And your favorite kind of jewelry.
516
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,511
Lindsay hadn't heard the word jewelry
in a long time,
517
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,680
but tried to stay strong.
518
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:42,973
How do I know you're not
one of these phonies?
519
00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:45,309
The only phony I'm interested in...
520
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,103
is your phone-y number.
521
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,063
And, like Cinderella at the ball...
522
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:52,775
Lindsay really felt like a princess,
for a change.
523
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,194
But also like Cinderella,
524
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,779
she lost track of the time.
525
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,198
[explosion]
526
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,788
And that's when she was struck
527
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,915
with an eerie sense of deja vu.
528
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:08,833
Lindsay!
529
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,084
Oh God.
530
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:11,836
He blue himself.
531
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,886
Lindsay's attempt to create a disaster
for Herbert Love
532
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,263
was a complete disaster.
533
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,014
And as she tried to slip away
534
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:26,142
without drawing attention to herself,
535
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,644
she was once again approached by the man
536
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,187
whose name she never got.
537
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:33,899
Perhaps we can engage
in some sexual congress.
538
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,152
But that's a total give away, right?
539
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,404
What a wonderful sense of humor.
540
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:40,239
I'd like that very much.
541
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:42,491
Sir, the press awaits.
542
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,828
I thought you were sticking it to the man,
543
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,788
-not the other way around.
-Maeby.
544
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:49,832
You think he likes me that way?
545
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,251
No Mom, that's Herbert Love,
546
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,669
the man you're here to protest.
547
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,589
-[Love] ...the guy with the bomb
snuck up from Mexico. That's why I say,
548
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,925
we have to build a wall.
549
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:01,719
Oh no...
550
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,138
How could you not recognize him?
551
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:05,723
In fairness to Lindsay,
552
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,558
It was Marky's face-blindness
553
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,185
that led him to mistake this photo
554
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,686
for the candidate.
555
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:14,482
Why Lindsay failed to recognize
musical icon Nat King Cole
556
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:15,900
cannot be explained.
557
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,943
But he's so modern looking.
558
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:21,781
I didn't know it was the man
whose politics I'm here to protest...
559
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:23,282
I guess I was just having fun
560
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,117
pretending I had my old life back.
561
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,494
Well, we'll just be friends,
562
00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:29,163
and I'm going to keep it light and fun
and not talk politics at all.
563
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,832
I can't believe you're such a sell-out.
564
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,876
Are you really gonna
whore yourself out like that?
565
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,002
I am not a whore.
566
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:36,879
-Yeah, you're a whore.
-I am not a whore.
567
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,548
I am still committed to my ideals
568
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:40,549
and to my Marky.
569
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:41,467
[Marky] Lindsay!
570
00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:43,552
Lindsay! Lindsay!
571
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,012
Well, you certainly have a type.
572
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:47,389
Lindsay? Have you seen
a woman named Lindsay?
573
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:48,808
If you see a woman named Lindsay,
574
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:49,934
tell her to bail me out.
575
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:54,396
-[pitches voice low] I'll do my best, sir.
Thank you.
576
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,356
[growls] Taxi.
577
00:21:56,816 --> 00:22:00,820
On the next Arrested Development:
Fateful Consequences...
578
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,155
After the explosion,
579
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:06,200
Gob has a pivotal moment, as he realizes
580
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:10,079
he's lost his fiancée, his career,
his family...
581
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,872
I have no one in my life
who cares for me.
582
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,207
and his entourage.
583
00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:15,376
["The Sound of Silence" plays]
584
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,712
[phone rings]
585
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:22,591
Great, and now my boss is on my ass.
586
00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:27,191
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