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[narrator]
During her senior year of high school,
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Maeby Funke was dating this boy.
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How was that?
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Perfecto.
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[narrator] His name was Perfecto Telles.
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And if you do my Spanish,
I'll teach you how to French.
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[narrator] Everyone could see that
they had chemistry together,
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but they really bonded
in Donnie Richter's algebra class.
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I don't want to embarrass anyone,
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so, everyone, close your eyes, close 'em.
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Now, if you passed the test,
go ahead and get up
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and exit the classroom.
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Does that include the crew?
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No, the Babies Having Babies crew
can keep their eyes open.
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-38.
-Oh, 43.
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That's because I'm good with num--
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Oh, no, actually it's 34.
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If it's dumb to stay behind with you,
call me a dummy.
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We don't say "dummy,"
and unfortunately you two alge-tards
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are going to need some special tutoring.
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[narrator] Which is how they found�
themselves headed to the local college,
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along with the other
math-challenged students.
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♪ Take one down, pass it around ♪
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-♪ 96! ♪
-♪ 99! ♪
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♪ ...bottles of beer on the wall ♪
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Hey, when we get there,
don't forget you're Perfecto's woman.
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I don't want to hear about some
smooth college guy who stole you away.
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Are you kidding me?
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What kind of loser spends his free time
tutoring high school kids?
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-[narrator] This kind.
-Hey, you must be...
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What?
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George Michael?
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[narrator] Now the story of what happened
when the one man
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who was holding his family together
finally let go,
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and the separate journeys that
eventually gave them no choice
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but to come back together.
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It's Arrested Development:
Fateful Consequences.
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Maeby had just discovered that the tutor
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for her senior year
high school algebra class...
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Huh, what is this?
What are you doing here?
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...was her age, her cousin,
and a senior in college.
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As I live and breathe, I...
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I thought you were the girl.
I'm supposed to tutor a kid from--
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High school, yeah, that's me.
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Crazy. That is just crazy.
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[laughs]
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But, wait, why are you in high school?
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Didn't we graduate together
five years ago?
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[narrator] It was a decent question.
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After all, it had been several years
since the precocious Maeby
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had already fooled a major studio
into making her a film executive.
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-My first project is about my family.
-Ooh!
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Which is why I thought
you'd be a perfect assistant,
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-you know where the bodies are buried.
-I even helped bury some of them.
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[narrator]
Maeby was only 17 at the time.
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-Also, can you buy me booze?
-Totally.
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[narrator] But even more provocatively,
it was also a time during which
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the two cousins got somewhat intimate.
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You might not even be related to us.
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[narrator] But later, while fleeing
both his own feelings
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and a disaster-bound family party
on the Queen Mary,
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George Michael got some advice...
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She might not be a blood relative,
but she is still family.
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[narrator] ...from a man experienced
in the folly of fleeing from a family.
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So upon returning
to the Coast Guard headquarters,
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George Michael found the girl
he now had to back away from
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on her back.
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-Maeby, are you okay? What are you doing?
-Shh! Shh!
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Trying to get my parents to notice me.
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I've been here for, like,
an hour and a half.
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[narrator] It had been seven minutes.
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You think it would help if I went over
and said, like, "Hey, Maeby's dead"?
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No, that would just mean
that they notice you.
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-Why don't you cough or something?
-Oh, right, like I'm dying.
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[coughing]
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There's nothing keeping us together.
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[Tobias]
I believe we're thinking the same thing.
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Obviously they've just got a lot on their
plate right now. They're clearly busy.
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♪ It's just a fallacy! ♪
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-What is that from?
-It's from nothing.
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But, you know, I'm actually--
I'm glad to have a moment alone with you,
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because it gives us a chance
to talk about us.
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You know, I really care about you.
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Oh, boy, here we go.
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You want to get more serious.
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[narrator] And Maeby didn't, because--
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and I never told you this,
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but George Michael
wasn't a very good kisser.
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It seems he both used his tongue
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to fend off the intruding tongue,
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while the upper lip tended to retract,
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revealing an exposed area
from the front teeth to the canines.
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Really just rookie mistakes,
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but all of it conspired
to make Maeby concerned
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about him wanting to get more serious.
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-No, less serious.
-What?
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My dad doesn't think it's such a good idea
for you and me to be together.
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And that doesn't make me hotter to you?
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No, I could see that argument,
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but I just really need to focus
on graduating right now,
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and maybe you should, too, you know.
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Maybe that's the best way
to get your parents' attention.
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That's a great idea.
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I've got two months to flunk.
That's gotta disappoint them.
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[narrator]
And that's what she set out to do...
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So for some reason, they didn't
send me a cap and gown,
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And I was gonna make one out of sheets,
but I couldn't find...
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[narrator] ...only to discover
that Maeby's graduation
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wasn't top-of-mind for her parents.
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They left town.
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[narrator] So she put her plan to put
her graduation on hold on hold
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and headed off to India...
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No, we do not need that many extras.
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[narrator] ...for her ironic job that was
becoming less ironic and more job.
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Okay, do we have to pay them
in money or in rice?
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They're in the union.
You have to pay with rice.
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[narrator] The movie she was supervising
was the latest
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in her "terrifying grandmother"
Gangie franchise,
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this one taking place in India.
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All right, I say we get 10,000 extras,
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-and then that way we have it.
-We have it.
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Yeah, we have it.
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[Tobias]
I'm going to start wearing this back home.
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Someone tell her to shave her arms,
poor thing.
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[narrator] And soon, she and her team
arrived and headed off to the hotel...
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-How is it pronounced?
-"Gan-jeez."
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Gangie on the Ganges?
That doesn't even make sense.
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[narrator] ...where she found out
why her mother wasn't at the graduation
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that Maeby also wasn't not at.
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You don't get it.
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I'm not used to third world hotels.
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[man] No, you don't get it.
You're so full of [bleeps]
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You have got to be kidding me.
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Do we have a hair and makeup crew with us?
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Pretty makeup or scary makeup?
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Scary.
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Well, I think we have the crew that did
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
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Perfect.
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You must live life truthfully.
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[narrator] And that's how Lindsay ended up
getting this spiritual advice
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from her own daughter.
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-I'm so full of passion.
-You are so full of [bleeps]
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Yeah, yeah.
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Pull your head out of the sand.
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Love is where you left it.
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The only person back home is Tobias.
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You have no children?
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No. Why do you ask?
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Well, yes, a daughter.
She's away at boarding school in England.
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Is that where we left it?
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[narrator] Although you'd think this
would have given her away.
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-Hug?
-Please don't squeeze the shaman.
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[narrator] And soon she returned in time
for what was supposed
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to be a going off to college party…
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-Congratulations!
-Thanks.
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[narrator] ...for George Michael.
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-We are so proud.
-We have a little something for you.
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No, you don't have to do anything.
I mean, you threw me this meeting.
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A little something something to buy a car.
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Really?
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[narrator]
It was something Maeby was certain
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would set off alarm bells
for her own parents.
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But the party wouldn't last long.
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You know what, I am done with this family.
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I hope you've saved some money
'cause you're gonna need every dime now.
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What’s this? Return it. Or rip it up.
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-Michael.
-Come on. Give it a rip.
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Rip it up, right down the center.
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That's it. Rip it.
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Couple more. Did you get it?
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Proud of you.
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-Happy birthday.
-[Gob] Happy birthday, George Michael.
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[narrator] But don't worry,
Michael did make sure his son got a car
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in time to be sent off to college.
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And although he would arrive
without his possessions,
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he was eager to find a place
where he could fit right in.
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-[man] Hey, hey, check it out!
-[crowd laughing]
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[narrator] Fortunately, he was
resourceful when distancing himself
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from the tarnished Bluth family name.
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[George Michael] No. No, no.
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What?
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[narrator] During his freshman year,
George Michael hit the ground running.
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He was breaking some of the old taboos,
drinking Pepsi in the morning.
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So that's a breakfast combo with a Pepsi.
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[narrator]
Sometimes having some eggs at night.
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Excuse me, I forgot it wasn't morning.
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[narrator] He was soon finding that others
enjoyed his sense of humor.
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Meanwhile, Maeby was working on
getting her parents to notice....
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Going back to school. Senior year!
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[narrator] that she was now in her second
or sophomore senior year.
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And perhaps it was the size of the home...
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No one cares?
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[narrator] But the surprise of her
still being in high school...
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This is when drugs become an issue.
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[narrator] ...went undetected...
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[Maeby] Time for babies having babies!
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Is Babies Having Babies on?
That's my favorite show.
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[narrator] ...by a father focused
on his acting career
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-and a mother focused on herself.
-Maeby, you're gonna be late for school.
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God, they grow up so slowly
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[narrator] But if the collapse
of the housing market,
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Tobias' lack of auditions,
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or even the unnecessary writers' strike
didn't open their eyes
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the suicide of their ruined and despondent
real estate and talent agent
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certainly would.
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A warning, in a way. His message, perhaps,
to live within our means
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and be realistic about our lives.
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Then I shall redouble my efforts
so that he died in vain.
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[gasping]
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[narrator] And yet it didn't.
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Meaning he will have led a pointless life,
is what I mean. Yes, carry on. Thank you.
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[narrator] Although they did try to have
one Thanksgiving together as a family…
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-We have a lot to be thankful for.
-Including Duck L'Orange!
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[narrator] A lack of attention to detail
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with regard to the prep phase
of the cooking
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resulted in them eating out at
the Fountain Valley China Garden instead.
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[man] Okay, we cook duck for you.
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[narrator] Still, Maeby was ready
to pull the plug on the high school ruse,
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when this happened.
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[Lindsay] Look, I'm sorry, Tobias,
but we're trying to save something
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that just couldn't be saved.
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[narrator] It seems Tobias and Lindsay
had recently met another couple,
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Marky and DeBrie, at what
Tobias thought was an acting class,
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but that turned out to be
a methadone clinic.
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Soon they joined them for a double date
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at a merchandise-for-food
barter restaurant,
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and after some improv,
Lindsay connected with Marky,
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only to run away from a life
she felt wasn't working.
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And I have to follow my shaman's advice.
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I have to be true to myself.
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Can you delete this so I can
leave a message for Maeby?
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[beeps]
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Lindsay, I have met someone.
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It's not important who it is.
It's Sue Storm!
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[narrator] Tobias had made a similar swap
at the swapping-themed restaurant
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after connecting with
the one-time Fantastic Four actress.
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We're both actors, anyway...
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Erase this message,
and I'll leave her a mess--
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[Lindsay] Maeby, honey, Daddy has insisted
on raising you alone.
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[narrator]
But at least her father was choked up.
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[Tobias] Maeby, your daddy's
not going to be around anymore.
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Excuse me, I swallowed a bug there.
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Your daddy's not going
to be around anymore.
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[narrator] So each of her parents thought
she was with the other,
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-which meant she had the house to herself.
-[beeps]
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This is the Widow Carr,
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and for some reason
it's my job to tell you,
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since you never made payment,
your house is being foreclosed.
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[narrator] Briefly.
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[Carr] Also, Tobias, you got a callback
for something called The Big BangTheory.
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[narrator] Unattended and needing
an income, Maeby returned to work.
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Only to discover--
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-Guess what. I'll just tell you.
-What?
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I feel like we'll be here forever,
and I have a meeting.
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You're fired.
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[narrator] She'd been replaced.
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Why?
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Because you don't have
a high school diploma,
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and we have a very strict policy here,
that everyone has to have a diploma
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on account of the fact
that Ron never graduated.
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-Is this really happening?
-Actually, I was thinking
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I wasn't gonna have to fire you
'cause it's been on Deadline all day.
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-[Maeby] How did they find out?
-Does it even matter anymore?
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I told them.
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[narrator] And so she decided to embark
on her third, or junior,
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senior year of high school.
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While George Michael's sophomore year
of college began with a--
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Boom!
269
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And that's what we call
only being behind by three!
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So that stuff's all going on
with the Sitwell Company
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and then, we end up playing them
in a softball game!
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[narrator] Highlights: loyal friends.
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I'm like, "How can..."
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Romance.
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Betrayal.
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-Becky.
-What's up, Ray?
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-You guys broke up.
-Thanks, Ray. I almost forgot.
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[narrator] The triumph of friendship.
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What's up, Ray?
Oh, thanks, Ray. I almost forgot!
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Know what I was just thinking about?
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-What?
-Becky. Remember?
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[narrator]
And as surely as stability returned,
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junior year ushered
in a new era of experimentation.
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It's all about the science of kissing
between a man and a woman.
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That always has fascinated me!
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-Sheila will take you.
-[narrator] As George Michael tried
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to compensate
for his lack of income from his father
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by volunteering for experiments.
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Hi.
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So I don't run off?
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-I hope you're not feeling too awkward.
-Don't be crazy.
292
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Now, when the mouth-to-mouth test
begins,
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I'm gonna be yelling out letters
that indicate mouth movements.
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What I need you to do is give me on
a scale of 1 to 10, your pleasure level.
295
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-Fine.
-10, the most pleasurable, 1, the least.
296
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Let's hope we get to 10.
297
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Well, work our way up to it.
298
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Bringing in the mouth unit!
299
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[narrator] And that's when he realized
what the straps were for.
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Is that-- I guess it's not a--
301
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-And C?
-I think one on C.
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-M? M?
-One on M.
303
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-M?
-One for sure on M. One.
304
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-Z?
-One.
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-N?
-One.
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-F?
-One. One.
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Moving to deep French!
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[narrator] Meanwhile, with no job,
no place to live and no parents around,
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Maeby moved into her grandparents'
vacated penthouse.
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What?
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[narrator] And that's when Maeby did what
we in the entertainment industry
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call Deadlining.
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But the penthouse wasn't free for long.
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So she retreated to
the now abandoned model home,
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where she discovered it's a lot harder
to get out of a Bluth home...
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Pieces of [bleeps]
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[narrator] ...than into one.
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George Michael, however,
was in a much more exotic location
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for his college junior semester abroad.
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When after months of trying not to be
an imposing guest in his new country,
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he was ready for a summer that would
end up turning life upside down.
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[shouting]
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When the woman whose children
he was nannying...
324
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opened him up sexually.
325
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Did Ernesto get his four o'clock?
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The drones are coming!
Nothing matters now!
327
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-Why do you kiss like this?
-Like what?
328
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The teeth!
They must not be used like this.
329
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[narrator] It was actually
a jaw and lip retraction issue,
330
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but she had neither a command of
the language nor the data that we do.
331
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You make love like a boy!
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Spanish! Speak to me in Spanish
333
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because the only way
the college credit is activated is if I--
334
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[speaks Spanish]
335
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Cook at? Cooking at you?
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Overpower me! Yes.
337
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-Make me cry.
-You're a terrible mother!
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[cries]
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[narrator] It was a very different
George Michael
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that returned to school for senior year.
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Eager to unleash his new overt sexuality
on an unsuspecting campus.
342
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It gets better!
343
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[narrator] And for George Michael,
senior year did get better.
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He was like a king returning
to his castle.
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I feel like a king returning
to his castle.
346
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[narrator] Only to discover that
they thought he was two kings.
347
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Welcome to your castle!
348
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[narrator] And they had doubled
the size of his castle
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Double castle...
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Can't wait to meet Michael, George.
351
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It would be the perfect backdrop
to unveil George Michael 2.0.
352
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[speaking Spanish]
353
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:30,490
[narrator] But George Michael's
development was about to be forestalled.
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-Dad.
-Pete died.
355
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,160
Oh.
356
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,830
-Who's Pete?
-Don't worry about it.
357
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Don't you worry about it.
I like this! I like the mustache.
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-It's kind of fun.
-That's great.
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Probably gonna want to shave it off
before the start of next quarter,
360
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or they're gonna think you're a musician.
361
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,593
[narrator] And perhaps it was the fact
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that she had never really
disappointed her parents,
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and they were getting older,
364
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:58,726
or it was because of the lack of internet
at the model home.
365
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:00,686
That is it. This is like living in 1999.
366
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:04,273
[narrator] But that's when Maeby began
her final, or senior,
367
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,775
senior year of high school,
368
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,027
And it ultimately led to this.
369
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,571
But it's illegal, right?
Can't you go to jail?
370
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:11,781
Only if you're caught.
371
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:15,535
So I'm still gonna stay in high school
till my parents notice me.
372
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:18,663
You know, just, like, let them think,
"Oh, no, should we be worried?
373
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,540
-Is she really that immature?"
-Yeah.
374
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:23,834
Well, I mean, isn't it
kind of a little immature
375
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:26,045
to try and make
your parents worry like that?
376
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,548
That's good.
I'm gonna try and work that in there.
377
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:29,966
No, I think it's in there.
378
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,885
Yeah, well, let's get you in here before
our third roommate shows up.
379
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,304
-That's Paul Haun.
-Hi. So there's three people in here?
380
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,265
Yeah, well, one guy
is just kind of crashing here.
381
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,850
It can't be worse than living
with your dad.
382
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,520
It's not. No, it's not worse than that.
383
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,815
[narrator]
And later, she was joined by her uncle.
384
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,316
Didn't say it was your cousin.
385
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:50,278
That's smart, let him think
there's a girl in here.
386
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:51,696
We were just complaining
about roommates.
387
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:53,948
P-Hound.
388
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,535
-I thought it was the other one.
-No, it was P-Hound, yeah.
389
00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,621
He's the worst. See, I think if
George Michael and I didn't have
390
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,748
each other as roommates,
we'd be going crazy.
391
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:06,502
[narrator] And for a moment,
Maeby felt superior to her cousin--
392
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And her uncle for that matter.
393
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,631
Actually, have you told her
about your software?
394
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:13,968
-No, software?
-He's got this privacy software.
395
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,429
Keeps people from stealing your stuff.
Tell her, pal.
396
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,264
[narrator]
Maeby tried to hide her jealousy.
397
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:21,434
So it's privacy software
that's also anti-piracy?
398
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:22,768
You have a way of doing this?
399
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:25,938
Well, it's just a Boolean-driven
aggregation, really,
400
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,232
of what programmers call "hacker-traps..."
401
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:31,485
[narrator] But as she listened
to her cousin discuss computer technology
402
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:36,490
she had no understanding of,
she lost that feeling of superiority,
403
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,951
and her self-esteem plummeted
404
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,412
as she started to question the entirety
405
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:44,582
of what she'd done with her life
for the last several years.
406
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:48,336
...and they want to steal
your music and copy your movies
407
00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:50,963
or just look at your photos,
you know, this prevents that.
408
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:53,424
It just neutralizes that
so it's not even a threat.
409
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:54,884
It's called Fakeblock.
410
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:55,885
Great name.
411
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,387
Well, it's super low-hanging fruit.
Someone's gonna do it.
412
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,139
We're just trying to be those guys.
413
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:03,225
[narrator] Maeby was feeling discouraged
414
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,978
as she got back on the bus
for high school.
415
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,855
You want to get high
with us behind the gym?
416
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:08,981
Wait, we don't know her.
417
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,941
I hear there's an undercover cop
at school.
418
00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:12,985
Can you imagine
what kind of loser pretends
419
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,945
to be in high school
when they're in their 20s?
420
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,447
It's pretty gutsy, right?
421
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:19,033
I mean, it's better
to take the risk, right?
422
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,868
[both] Yeah, maybe you're right.
423
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,079
Cop.
424
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:26,332
Hey, how was your tutor?
He gonna take you away from me?
425
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,959
Not until his software hits
and he can buy me an apartment.
426
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:30,711
I'm living in a [bleeps] hole.
427
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,172
I hear they're hiring at Chipotle.
428
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:36,300
[narrator] And that's when Maeby realized
her parents weren't the only ones
429
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:38,761
who'd stopped paying attention
to her life.
430
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,971
Can I get a Macallan 12 neat, water back?
431
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:42,098
ID?
432
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:46,227
Actually, can we make it-- marry me.
A Wild Turkey?
433
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,353
-There you go.
-Thank you.
434
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,230
I'm supposed to believe you're 17?
435
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:50,856
Oh, no, sorry.
436
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,858
That's my fake for sneaking back
into high school.
437
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,902
Here we go, 23.
438
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:59,532
[narrator] It was finally clear to Maeby
that she needed to graduate high school.
439
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:03,452
Although while she was away from the bar,
Perfecto showed up
440
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,370
Hey, Perfecto!
441
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:07,498
-Isn't he a little young to be in here?
-No, no, no, he's with us.
442
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:09,291
Show him your badge.
443
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:14,547
[narrator] And that's when Maeby realized
Perfecto wasn't a graduating senior.
444
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:15,715
He's a cop.
445
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,135
[narrator] And she wouldn't be either.
446
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:24,140
On the next Arrested Development:
Fateful Consequences.
447
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:29,145
Maeby returns to high school to find
another senior who shouldn't be there.
448
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:33,107
-Barry?
-Maeby, you scared the [bleeps] out of me.
449
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:37,027
[narrator] And worried about graduating,
Maeby seeks a legal opinion
450
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:40,740
who happens to know this part
of the law very well.
451
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:45,244
After 21, it is illegal for you to enroll
in high school in California.
452
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,538
As a matter of fact, you cannot even lurk.
453
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:48,706
"Lurk."
454
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,333
Okay, so what do I do?
Because the guy who caught me
455
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:52,752
goes to school with me.
456
00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:55,045
You get something incriminating on him.
457
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:57,214
Call me in the office, we'll discuss it,
458
00:20:57,339 --> 00:21:00,843
and then I can also keep a record,
for billing and so forth.
459
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,011
[narrator] And Maeby proves to be...
460
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,555
Maybe I'll keep a record of it,
follow up with my own bill.
461
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:05,848
[narrator] ...a gifted incriminator.
462
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:06,766
Oh, very good.
463
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:09,810
You should be the lawyer.
Very good. Pro bono.
464
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,688
[narrator] And Tobias becomes addicted
to his new profession.
465
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,482
I'm starving.
466
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:17,151
Yes, you are starving!
So, would you like some butter?
467
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:21,155
I could give you some butter,
and you can pay for it with a shoe.
468
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:25,785
[laughs] I'm sorry, but his guy's
not giving my guy anything to react to.
469
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,162
Could I get some more
of that acting juice?
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