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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,994 --> 00:00:12,163 Hollywood Boulevard at night 2 00:00:12,205 --> 00:00:15,666 is the playground of the hip, young and successful. 3 00:00:15,708 --> 00:00:20,004 It was into this world that Gob Bluth had finally arrived, 4 00:00:20,046 --> 00:00:22,215 surrounded for the first time in his life 5 00:00:22,257 --> 00:00:23,758 by a group of admirers 6 00:00:23,799 --> 00:00:27,845 that comprised L.A.'s latest young elite. 7 00:00:27,887 --> 00:00:31,807 There was Mark, a pop star who had a level of fame 8 00:00:31,849 --> 00:00:35,395 he could neither appreciate nor handle. 9 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:37,897 Trout, a Southern boy who had 10 00:00:37,939 --> 00:00:39,815 a Northern man's taste in women. 11 00:00:39,857 --> 00:00:44,279 J.B.J., a weekend weatherman, all-week party boy 12 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:47,447 and a huge disappointment to his father. 13 00:00:47,489 --> 00:00:50,285 Chris K, who was a lot like Trout, 14 00:00:50,326 --> 00:00:52,287 but without the accent. 15 00:00:52,328 --> 00:00:54,914 Oakwood, a studio teacher, 16 00:00:54,956 --> 00:00:56,916 who might have had his own entourage, 17 00:00:56,958 --> 00:00:58,418 if his part hadn't been cut 18 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:00,295 from the pilot of Modern Family. 19 00:01:00,336 --> 00:01:03,798 And, of course, there was the man they called Getaway. 20 00:01:03,839 --> 00:01:06,801 Gob had come far in the year since his girlfriend, 21 00:01:06,842 --> 00:01:09,553 was less than an hour from turning 18. 22 00:01:09,595 --> 00:01:11,555 Let me run the clock down on this thing. 23 00:01:11,597 --> 00:01:14,267 Why don't you just go change into something a little less... 24 00:01:14,309 --> 00:01:16,018 unflattering, and... I'll, uh... 25 00:01:16,060 --> 00:01:18,520 And he was getting everyone in the mood for romance. 26 00:01:18,562 --> 00:01:20,315 Guess I'll take my clothes off. 27 00:01:20,356 --> 00:01:22,775 While Ann less-unflattered herself up, 28 00:01:22,817 --> 00:01:24,693 Gob had an unexpected visitor-- 29 00:01:24,735 --> 00:01:27,613 Ann's ex-boyfriend George Michael, 30 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:30,199 who, as it turned out, hadn't completely let go 31 00:01:30,241 --> 00:01:32,410 of the relationship. 32 00:01:33,577 --> 00:01:35,204 You're lucky that I'm chasing 33 00:01:35,246 --> 00:01:37,497 after our girlfriend, or I'd have to flatten you! 34 00:01:40,209 --> 00:01:41,585 Whew! Way to plant, Ann. 35 00:01:41,627 --> 00:01:43,379 You told me George Michael knew about us. 36 00:01:43,421 --> 00:01:46,799 Well, he does now, my darling plant. 37 00:01:46,841 --> 00:01:47,800 Ann. 38 00:01:47,842 --> 00:01:49,385 And... 39 00:01:49,427 --> 00:01:51,679 after I dazzle everyone tonight on the Queen Mary, 40 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,555 my magic career will take off 41 00:01:53,597 --> 00:01:56,392 as surely as there's a mouse behind your ear. 42 00:01:58,644 --> 00:02:01,356 Well, as surely as there's a mouse behind your ear. 43 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:07,611 Mouse behind... 44 00:02:07,653 --> 00:02:09,254 Okay, you are like the only person I know 45 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:11,073 who doesn't just love magic. 46 00:02:11,115 --> 00:02:14,160 A poll would confirm she was far from alone. 47 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:15,703 ...for the fifth year in a row, 48 00:02:15,744 --> 00:02:17,205 your least favorite entertainers are... 49 00:02:17,246 --> 00:02:18,664 magicians. 50 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:20,958 A close second, talk show side-kicks. 51 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,543 Hmph! 52 00:02:22,584 --> 00:02:25,754 - you, too, America. - ...'cause I quit. 53 00:02:25,796 --> 00:02:27,382 Well, you have to make things right with George Michael, 54 00:02:27,423 --> 00:02:29,091 otherwise you don't get to fourth base. 55 00:02:29,133 --> 00:02:32,094 Of course, Ann's concept of fourth base... 56 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:35,597 ...was very different than Gob's. 57 00:02:37,141 --> 00:02:40,102 But you have to promise me you'll always be faithful. 58 00:02:40,144 --> 00:02:42,980 Faithful? Of course I can be faithful. 59 00:02:43,022 --> 00:02:44,732 Until tonight, when we're together, you know... 60 00:02:44,773 --> 00:02:46,317 Oh! Until tonight! 61 00:02:46,359 --> 00:02:48,277 Well, of course I can be faithful-- don't be stupid. 62 00:02:48,319 --> 00:02:50,071 You think I can't keep it in my pants 63 00:02:50,112 --> 00:02:52,323 in front of a bunch of doggy old women and my family? 64 00:02:52,365 --> 00:02:53,615 Don't be stupid. 65 00:02:53,657 --> 00:02:55,284 Who am I gonna hit on, stupid? 66 00:02:55,326 --> 00:02:57,036 My sister? Lindsay? 67 00:02:57,078 --> 00:02:58,662 Don't be stupid. 68 00:02:58,704 --> 00:03:00,373 She's my sister; that's gross. 69 00:03:00,415 --> 00:03:02,500 Now... 70 00:03:02,542 --> 00:03:05,086 you... 71 00:03:05,127 --> 00:03:08,214 have got some mice to scoop out of the sea. 72 00:03:08,256 --> 00:03:10,716 Now the story of a family 73 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:13,010 whose future was abruptly canceled, 74 00:03:13,052 --> 00:03:15,595 and the one son who had no choice 75 00:03:15,637 --> 00:03:17,014 but to keep himself together. 76 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:23,229 It's Gob's Arrested Development. 77 00:03:26,232 --> 00:03:27,775 On the day of the Queen Mary party, 78 00:03:27,816 --> 00:03:29,609 Gob remained faithful to Ann, 79 00:03:29,651 --> 00:03:32,238 even in the face of tremendous temptation. 80 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,740 - Unrelated. - But there would be 81 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:38,786 no career-making magic show. 82 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:40,204 It seemed the only "her" 83 00:03:40,246 --> 00:03:41,622 Gob would be getting off that day 84 00:03:41,663 --> 00:03:42,998 was the Queen Mary. 85 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:44,750 But then the Queen changed course, 86 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:46,710 heading back to shore before crashing into the jetty 87 00:03:46,752 --> 00:03:48,254 and leaving most of its occupants all wet. 88 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:50,881 I want all of these on the insurance form, okay? 89 00:03:50,923 --> 00:03:53,301 These are all part of an act I was going to do. 90 00:03:53,342 --> 00:03:55,511 Two drowned white doves, for "flowers to doves." 91 00:03:55,553 --> 00:04:00,141 This was a rabbit, for "doves to rabbit"-- also drowned. 92 00:04:00,182 --> 00:04:01,267 These were mice... 93 00:04:01,309 --> 00:04:03,561 For "rabbit to mice." 94 00:04:03,603 --> 00:04:07,398 No, that can't be done. 95 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:08,816 No, these were part of a something 96 00:04:08,857 --> 00:04:10,109 I called "Mice-a-laneous." 97 00:04:10,151 --> 00:04:13,529 "Mouse in purse." "Mouse in drink." 98 00:04:13,571 --> 00:04:15,864 "Here's a mouse, now it's gone." 99 00:04:17,866 --> 00:04:19,660 How'd he do dat? 100 00:04:19,701 --> 00:04:21,162 But it was another man that Gob 101 00:04:21,203 --> 00:04:22,580 needed to make things right with... 102 00:04:22,622 --> 00:04:24,373 George Michael... 103 00:04:24,415 --> 00:04:26,626 ...if he was ever going to deflower Ann Veal. 104 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:28,544 Uncle Gob. 105 00:04:28,586 --> 00:04:29,920 Are we good? 106 00:04:31,464 --> 00:04:33,048 No. 107 00:04:33,090 --> 00:04:35,510 No, how could we possibly be? 108 00:04:35,551 --> 00:04:38,429 But... but are we, are we good? 109 00:04:38,471 --> 00:04:41,098 No! You stole my girlfriend. 110 00:04:41,140 --> 00:04:42,891 That's a tough thing, and, you know, 111 00:04:42,933 --> 00:04:45,436 sometimes you have to ask yourself: "Are we good?" 112 00:04:45,478 --> 00:04:47,396 Is it over between you guys? 113 00:04:47,438 --> 00:04:49,064 Oh, no. But are we good? 114 00:04:49,106 --> 00:04:51,567 I don't know what you want to hear from me, Uncle Gob. 115 00:04:51,609 --> 00:04:53,653 - I mean, yes, we are good... - There it is! 116 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:54,987 There it is! 117 00:04:55,029 --> 00:04:56,656 Ah, from a nephew to his uncle, 118 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:59,241 and just the "yes," the much-vaunted "yes," 119 00:04:59,283 --> 00:05:00,493 that he gets. 120 00:05:00,535 --> 00:05:01,910 Look at you, full of "yes." 121 00:05:01,952 --> 00:05:03,954 Look at how much "yes" is in you! 122 00:05:03,996 --> 00:05:05,831 I knew it! I knew I'd get that "yes" from you. 123 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:07,583 Look who got a "yes"! Got my "yes." 124 00:05:07,625 --> 00:05:11,420 And Gob realized that there was finally nothing 125 00:05:11,462 --> 00:05:13,214 standing in the way of a loving, 126 00:05:13,255 --> 00:05:15,550 committed relationship with Ann. 127 00:05:20,137 --> 00:05:24,433 ♪ Hello, darkness, my old friend ♪ 128 00:05:24,475 --> 00:05:25,976 ♪ I've come to talk with... ♪ 129 00:05:26,018 --> 00:05:30,231 So, that night, as he broke into her house 130 00:05:30,272 --> 00:05:31,482 to break up with her... 131 00:05:32,483 --> 00:05:35,027 Gob...! 132 00:05:35,069 --> 00:05:37,488 For a second, I thought that was a real guy. 133 00:05:37,530 --> 00:05:40,908 So, listen, I talked to George Michael and everything's cool. 134 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:42,117 I need to tell you something, though. 135 00:05:42,159 --> 00:05:44,370 I've been doing some thinking 136 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:45,705 and I... I just don't... 137 00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:47,956 But as she unzipped her pajamas, 138 00:05:47,998 --> 00:05:50,626 it reminded him of past situations 139 00:05:50,668 --> 00:05:54,505 which he'd successfully been aroused. 140 00:05:54,547 --> 00:05:56,131 Well, I could wait till after. 141 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:04,348 And later, Gob once again tried to find a compassionate way 142 00:06:04,390 --> 00:06:05,600 to end the relationship. 143 00:06:05,641 --> 00:06:07,184 So how did you like your egg? 144 00:06:07,226 --> 00:06:08,810 I said you were fine. 145 00:06:08,852 --> 00:06:11,146 So, was there something you wanted to talk about 146 00:06:11,188 --> 00:06:12,814 when you came in through my window? 147 00:06:14,734 --> 00:06:16,068 Gob, what is it? 148 00:06:18,696 --> 00:06:22,032 What... what... is it? 149 00:06:22,074 --> 00:06:24,535 I... You... 150 00:06:24,577 --> 00:06:28,956 It's the-the-the-the-the... the-the questions... 151 00:06:28,997 --> 00:06:30,666 you ask so many... 152 00:06:30,708 --> 00:06:33,753 of these, of these, of these, these-these questions 153 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:38,758 that-that-that-that you keeping asking for me... 154 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:43,887 for-for-for-for... should-should-should... 155 00:06:43,929 --> 00:06:45,973 should I, should I, should I? 156 00:06:46,014 --> 00:06:48,517 Should-should-should the, should the, should the, 157 00:06:48,559 --> 00:06:50,060 should-should the guy, should the guy, 158 00:06:50,102 --> 00:06:52,688 should the guy in the... should the guy in the... 159 00:06:52,730 --> 00:06:57,943 in the $32... in the $32 pink... bath-bath-bath-bath... 160 00:06:57,985 --> 00:07:01,029 Should-should-should-should... should the girl 161 00:07:01,071 --> 00:07:03,449 in the $6,000 tuxedo... 162 00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:04,992 Gob was uncomfortable with the question. 163 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:07,077 ...should-should-should... in the $32... 164 00:07:07,119 --> 00:07:10,706 in the $3,400... should the guy, come on... come on... 165 00:07:10,748 --> 00:07:12,124 - Let's, let's, let's... - Come on... 166 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:13,917 ...come on, come on... 167 00:07:13,959 --> 00:07:15,670 Gob! Calm down! 168 00:07:15,711 --> 00:07:19,256 Listen, we had a great night together. 169 00:07:19,298 --> 00:07:21,300 I understand if you need your freedom. 170 00:07:21,342 --> 00:07:23,344 Well... marry me. 171 00:07:23,385 --> 00:07:27,014 Yes, I'll... yes, I'll marry you, Gob! 172 00:07:27,055 --> 00:07:28,932 Of course, Gob meant it in the showbizzy way 173 00:07:28,974 --> 00:07:30,476 his niece had always used 174 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:33,061 when she was accused of being too young. 175 00:07:33,103 --> 00:07:34,271 What, are you, like, 15? 176 00:07:34,313 --> 00:07:36,106 - Marry me! -...marry me! - ...marry me! 177 00:07:36,148 --> 00:07:37,858 - And may I add: marry me. - ...marry me. 178 00:07:37,899 --> 00:07:40,986 But like many evangelicals, Ann took it literally. 179 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:42,904 I'm getting married! 180 00:07:48,285 --> 00:07:50,371 Gob was surrounded by unconditional love 181 00:07:50,412 --> 00:07:53,207 from a family, for the first time in his life. 182 00:08:00,214 --> 00:08:03,384 ♪ Hello, darkness, my old friend... ♪ 183 00:08:03,425 --> 00:08:05,886 I've made a huge mistake. 184 00:08:09,682 --> 00:08:13,811 Gob shared his happy news at a meeting with his family. 185 00:08:13,853 --> 00:08:15,396 I'm sure Gob helped himself to the money. 186 00:08:15,437 --> 00:08:17,147 Hey, I got mouths to feed. 187 00:08:17,189 --> 00:08:18,190 Mouths? 188 00:08:18,232 --> 00:08:20,234 Mouth. 189 00:08:20,275 --> 00:08:21,694 Her. 190 00:08:21,736 --> 00:08:23,821 Oh, hey, mouth. I didn't see you sitting there. 191 00:08:23,863 --> 00:08:26,281 We rode up in the elevator together. 192 00:08:26,323 --> 00:08:27,449 I'm blanking. 193 00:08:27,491 --> 00:08:29,326 Yeah, me and Blank are getting 194 00:08:29,368 --> 00:08:31,245 the old Christian magic act back together. 195 00:08:31,286 --> 00:08:32,913 I mean, you don't expect people to actually believe 196 00:08:32,954 --> 00:08:35,457 that I'm Jesus, if I'm walking around in rags. 197 00:08:35,499 --> 00:08:37,668 You're resurrecting that mumbo-jumbo? 198 00:08:37,710 --> 00:08:40,337 Look, everybody's got a gimmick. 199 00:08:40,379 --> 00:08:43,340 Tony Wonder's making a fortune with that gay magician act. 200 00:08:43,382 --> 00:08:46,927 Gob's long-time nemesis had come out of the closet 201 00:08:46,968 --> 00:08:50,639 and used it to great advantage in his act. 202 00:08:50,681 --> 00:08:52,015 Besides, I have to do something for the wedding. 203 00:08:52,057 --> 00:08:53,517 Who's getting married? 204 00:08:53,559 --> 00:08:54,643 Her! 205 00:08:55,811 --> 00:08:56,978 Who's marrying her? 206 00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:58,773 Me. 207 00:08:58,814 --> 00:09:00,775 - Did I not open with that? - You sure didn't. 208 00:09:00,816 --> 00:09:02,693 Yeah, I'm getting married! 209 00:09:09,784 --> 00:09:11,243 I didn't want to make a big deal about it. 210 00:09:11,285 --> 00:09:12,953 - You haven't. - Well, my wedding's 211 00:09:12,994 --> 00:09:14,747 going to be religious-y and epic and expensive, 212 00:09:14,789 --> 00:09:16,998 which is why I need more of that stimmy-mummy. 213 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:18,626 Thanks, Mike. 214 00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:21,796 And perhaps it was all the talk of spirituality 215 00:09:21,837 --> 00:09:22,838 that led to this. 216 00:09:24,465 --> 00:09:26,174 And welcome to 217 00:09:26,216 --> 00:09:30,220 And As It Is Such, So Also As Such Is It Unto You. 218 00:09:30,262 --> 00:09:32,848 Excuse me, Father Marsala, I hate to interrupt, 219 00:09:32,890 --> 00:09:35,392 but I am so excited today. 220 00:09:35,434 --> 00:09:36,769 My lovely Ann... 221 00:09:36,811 --> 00:09:39,104 - Who? - My daughter. 222 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:41,398 Oh. I didn't know you had a daughter. 223 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,191 You've met her several times. 224 00:09:43,233 --> 00:09:44,568 Oh. 225 00:09:44,610 --> 00:09:46,695 She's sitting right next to you. 226 00:09:46,737 --> 00:09:48,029 Oh! 227 00:09:48,071 --> 00:09:49,406 That's why she's there. 228 00:09:49,448 --> 00:09:50,616 I thought you were Hair. 229 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:52,534 Hair? 230 00:09:52,576 --> 00:09:55,788 No, she's my daughter, and she's getting married! 231 00:09:55,830 --> 00:09:57,205 To this good man. 232 00:09:58,415 --> 00:09:59,708 Well, and as it is such, 233 00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:01,794 so also as such is it unto you, young man. 234 00:10:01,836 --> 00:10:03,295 You got it. 235 00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:06,632 Unto you, as well... dear f... heavenly fathers. 236 00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:08,717 Well, we have a really great show today 237 00:10:08,759 --> 00:10:09,969 surrounding the Scriptures... 238 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,261 We have an announcement to make. 239 00:10:11,303 --> 00:10:12,972 I have an announcement to make: 240 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:17,852 that we would like to televise our marriage, here on this show. 241 00:10:17,893 --> 00:10:20,604 My goodness. 242 00:10:20,646 --> 00:10:23,064 Oh, um... we hadn't heard of it. 243 00:10:23,106 --> 00:10:24,232 Did you...? 244 00:10:24,274 --> 00:10:25,484 Well, no, but that's... no... 245 00:10:25,526 --> 00:10:27,862 What an idea. I think... 246 00:10:27,903 --> 00:10:29,989 Well, this show is about the spirit of inclusion, 247 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,448 - so I would love to say... - Well, great! 248 00:10:31,490 --> 00:10:33,617 Then I, too, have an announcement to make! 249 00:10:33,659 --> 00:10:35,118 At our wedding, I will be performing 250 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:38,455 one of my famous magical illusions. 251 00:10:38,497 --> 00:10:40,499 That once your eyes have beholden it, 252 00:10:40,541 --> 00:10:42,334 you will put no god before me, 253 00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:44,920 because of its spectacularity. 254 00:10:47,673 --> 00:10:51,844 And, of course, I only propose to do this out of love for... 255 00:10:51,886 --> 00:10:53,136 Ann. 256 00:10:53,178 --> 00:10:56,264 And... God. 257 00:10:56,306 --> 00:10:58,851 Love for and God. 258 00:10:58,893 --> 00:11:02,855 Let me pray. Dearest beloved gods... 259 00:11:02,897 --> 00:11:06,483 Gob was feeling bolder, which was perhaps why 260 00:11:06,525 --> 00:11:08,067 Michael returned home to find this. 261 00:11:08,109 --> 00:11:10,821 And yea, as if to be arisen 262 00:11:10,863 --> 00:11:15,993 the third or fourth day with all the magic of Jesus Christ! 263 00:11:16,035 --> 00:11:18,871 Sorry. Wasn't on there too good. 264 00:11:18,913 --> 00:11:20,664 You okay? 265 00:11:20,706 --> 00:11:23,166 Yeah, it's just part of my... illusion for the wedding. 266 00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:24,418 Yeah, what's the illusion? 267 00:11:24,459 --> 00:11:25,627 That you actually love the bride? 268 00:11:25,669 --> 00:11:29,256 Hey... that's good patter. 269 00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:32,217 'Cause I need people to root for the Jesus character. 270 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:34,386 I don't remember a biblical passage where Jesus 271 00:11:34,428 --> 00:11:35,846 came out of a boulder-- is it in there? 272 00:11:35,888 --> 00:11:37,056 Oh, no, no, no, the boulder's my escape plan. 273 00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:38,181 They think I'm somewhere else. 274 00:11:38,223 --> 00:11:39,725 I'm actually in the boulder. 275 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,184 But I didn't come here to talk 276 00:11:41,226 --> 00:11:42,603 - about my magic act, Michael. - Okay. 277 00:11:42,644 --> 00:11:45,564 I came to ask you to be my best man... 278 00:11:45,606 --> 00:11:47,566 slash-assistant. 279 00:11:47,608 --> 00:11:49,359 And then we'll walk through the act later, of course. 280 00:11:49,401 --> 00:11:51,236 - I mean, not now. - No, we're not going to, 281 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:52,947 'cause you know, I'm out of the family. 282 00:11:52,988 --> 00:11:54,197 Did you not get that when I announced it 283 00:11:54,239 --> 00:11:55,908 over at Mom's place? 284 00:11:55,950 --> 00:11:58,786 I feel like I was out of the room at that point. 285 00:11:58,827 --> 00:12:00,328 I am done with this family. 286 00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:02,581 I hope you've saved some money 'cause you... 287 00:12:02,623 --> 00:12:04,374 ♪ Hello, darkness, my old friend... ♪ 288 00:12:04,416 --> 00:12:06,293 Well, the gist of it was: 289 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:07,836 "You know what? I'm done with this family. 290 00:12:07,878 --> 00:12:09,588 "I hope you saved your money 'cause you're 291 00:12:09,630 --> 00:12:11,465 going to need every last dime now." 292 00:12:11,506 --> 00:12:13,050 Maybe you could be a centurion, 293 00:12:13,092 --> 00:12:15,176 kind of standing over where they think that I'll be. 294 00:12:15,218 --> 00:12:16,720 I'm not going to be in the act. 295 00:12:16,762 --> 00:12:18,931 Might be a great promotion for the Bluth Company. 296 00:12:18,973 --> 00:12:20,432 No, Bluth Company's done. 297 00:12:20,474 --> 00:12:21,850 I started my own company: Michael B. Company. 298 00:12:21,892 --> 00:12:23,351 I have a bee company. 299 00:12:23,393 --> 00:12:25,186 You stole my idea? 300 00:12:25,228 --> 00:12:26,521 Uh-uh, I did not steal your... 301 00:12:26,563 --> 00:12:28,315 We sell... It would take hours. 302 00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:30,400 How's that going, by the way? 303 00:12:30,442 --> 00:12:32,027 Uh, not so good. 304 00:12:32,069 --> 00:12:33,695 I've been keeping the bees in my apartment. 305 00:12:33,737 --> 00:12:35,990 I was using my magic smoke on them. 306 00:12:36,031 --> 00:12:37,431 And my bees are dropping like flies, 307 00:12:37,449 --> 00:12:39,451 and I need them to fly like bees. 308 00:12:39,493 --> 00:12:41,120 And so I've got them out at a bee hospital, 309 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,412 which is not cheap, which is another reason 310 00:12:42,454 --> 00:12:43,872 I need to be a famous magician. 311 00:12:43,914 --> 00:12:45,916 Yeah, well, listen, you're with my son's ex, 312 00:12:45,958 --> 00:12:47,501 so I can't support the wedding. 313 00:12:47,542 --> 00:12:51,797 What if I don't actually get married? 314 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,759 I don't think you'd need a best man, then, right? 315 00:12:53,799 --> 00:12:55,009 No, I guess, at that point, 316 00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:57,260 it'd really be more... assistant. 317 00:12:57,302 --> 00:12:58,762 Is this an escape act? 318 00:12:58,804 --> 00:13:00,889 - Are you running again? - What do you want from me? 319 00:13:00,931 --> 00:13:03,642 Marriage is a lot of pressure, and she's not into it. 320 00:13:03,684 --> 00:13:05,393 Meanwhile, I'm working out like crazy, 321 00:13:05,435 --> 00:13:07,354 my diet has become insane, 322 00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:11,108 and this Jesus character-- I mean, he was shredded. 323 00:13:11,150 --> 00:13:13,027 Meanwhile, we have sex one time, 324 00:13:13,068 --> 00:13:15,529 and then she's just, you know, over it. 325 00:13:15,570 --> 00:13:16,822 Lets herself go. 326 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:18,824 Her stomach's out to here. 327 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:22,452 You know, your whole life is an escape act, 328 00:13:22,494 --> 00:13:24,663 and this girl seems like she really likes you. 329 00:13:24,705 --> 00:13:26,790 Why don't you just try to work it out 330 00:13:26,832 --> 00:13:29,208 and just stop running...? 331 00:13:31,586 --> 00:13:33,714 Yeah, I know you're in the boulder. 332 00:13:33,755 --> 00:13:35,757 But how'd I get in the boulder? 333 00:13:35,799 --> 00:13:37,676 And on the day of the wedding, 334 00:13:37,718 --> 00:13:39,970 even though Gob didn't take it seriously, 335 00:13:40,012 --> 00:13:42,973 he was a little hurt to discover 336 00:13:43,015 --> 00:13:44,933 no one else in his family did, either. 337 00:13:44,975 --> 00:13:47,019 I know it's bad luck for you 338 00:13:47,061 --> 00:13:49,437 to see me in my gown before the wedding. 339 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,566 Well, hopefully I haven't. 340 00:13:52,607 --> 00:13:54,568 You're angry. 341 00:13:54,609 --> 00:13:56,653 Why? Because none of my family has shown up 342 00:13:56,695 --> 00:13:58,947 and the only person I recognize out there is Tony Wonder, 343 00:13:58,989 --> 00:14:01,116 who's only shown up hoping that I'd fail? 344 00:14:01,158 --> 00:14:04,494 I don't know what your surprise trick is, but... 345 00:14:04,536 --> 00:14:06,245 I know it's going to be great. 346 00:14:06,287 --> 00:14:09,624 And as for your family... you have a new family now. 347 00:14:12,627 --> 00:14:15,296 I don't want these. 348 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:18,299 - Tobias! - Gob. 349 00:14:18,341 --> 00:14:20,635 - Thanks for coming. - Oh, how could I not? 350 00:14:20,677 --> 00:14:22,637 I'm playing Roman Centurion Number Two. 351 00:14:22,679 --> 00:14:25,099 - What are you playing? - I'm the groom. 352 00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:26,516 I didn't know there was a groom part. 353 00:14:26,558 --> 00:14:28,727 You know, Betty at And As It Is Such, 354 00:14:28,769 --> 00:14:30,687 So Also As Such Is It Unto You casting 355 00:14:30,729 --> 00:14:32,231 told me this was all biblical. 356 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,024 Wait, you're not here for the wedding? 357 00:14:34,066 --> 00:14:37,236 Well, thank you very much for your vote of confidence. 358 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,154 I'll have you know I've worked for the Miracle Network 359 00:14:39,196 --> 00:14:40,655 a number of times. 360 00:14:40,697 --> 00:14:42,157 Coming up next: 361 00:14:42,199 --> 00:14:44,284 Father Marsala's searing docudrama, 362 00:14:44,325 --> 00:14:46,745 Father Marsala's John the Baptist. 363 00:14:46,787 --> 00:14:48,914 Then the antiabortion drama, 364 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:52,459 Embryo Dan: It Would Have Been a Wonderful Life. 365 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,669 And later, break out the bagels. 366 00:14:54,711 --> 00:14:57,505 It's time for Father M's lighthearted comedy, 367 00:14:57,547 --> 00:14:59,633 - A Jew Came to Dinner. - I hate to be 368 00:14:59,674 --> 00:15:01,260 the guy who quotes his own reviews, 369 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,428 but His Word magazine... 370 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,597 called my Jew "pitiful." 371 00:15:06,848 --> 00:15:08,433 But soon, 372 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:09,810 the wedding began. 373 00:15:09,851 --> 00:15:11,770 So, it truly is a blessed day. 374 00:15:11,812 --> 00:15:13,730 I believe that we are all blessed, 375 00:15:13,772 --> 00:15:15,315 uh, to be gathering here 376 00:15:15,356 --> 00:15:18,568 at the Church of the Holy Eternal Rapture. 377 00:15:18,610 --> 00:15:21,947 Uh, we have almost arrived at that glorious moment 378 00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:24,658 where we join together these two very special people, 379 00:15:24,699 --> 00:15:27,368 but first, my almost son-in-law 380 00:15:27,410 --> 00:15:30,413 has something he'd like to share with all of us, 381 00:15:30,455 --> 00:15:32,415 so, um... 382 00:15:32,457 --> 00:15:34,709 ladies and gentlemen, uh, 383 00:15:34,751 --> 00:15:38,338 please enjoy a magical... 384 00:15:38,379 --> 00:15:40,423 uh, trick. 385 00:15:46,805 --> 00:15:49,390 Thanks for that killer intro. 386 00:15:51,601 --> 00:15:54,104 It's true, this is a magical trick. 387 00:15:54,146 --> 00:15:57,524 If what Jesus did was a trick. 388 00:15:59,484 --> 00:16:01,028 I say it wasn't. 389 00:16:05,406 --> 00:16:06,950 It was an illusion. 390 00:16:08,451 --> 00:16:11,246 Ooh, they did not like that one. 391 00:16:11,288 --> 00:16:14,666 I don't take notes from you, Centurion Number Two. 392 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:17,085 Just turn this thing around. 393 00:16:18,837 --> 00:16:21,631 I am not the real Jesus. 394 00:16:27,179 --> 00:16:31,266 I am the Amazing Jesus! 395 00:16:32,684 --> 00:16:36,437 No? I thought that that would be up your... alley. 396 00:16:36,479 --> 00:16:38,315 Yes, the real Jesus 397 00:16:38,357 --> 00:16:40,775 came off the cross and went into his cave... 398 00:16:40,817 --> 00:16:42,610 a dead man. 399 00:16:44,445 --> 00:16:46,073 And Gob's escape boulder 400 00:16:46,114 --> 00:16:47,782 was wheeled up to the trick. 401 00:16:47,824 --> 00:16:50,744 But was he crazy enough to do it... handcuffed? 402 00:16:50,785 --> 00:16:53,163 Handcuff the King of the Jews! 403 00:16:53,205 --> 00:16:55,498 You don't have words here... 404 00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:58,626 Pastor Veal, if you don't mind, please go up into the cave 405 00:16:58,668 --> 00:17:01,546 and assure everyone that there's no way to escape: 406 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,882 no trapdoors, no secret compartments, 407 00:17:03,924 --> 00:17:05,384 no way to get out. 408 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,634 Thank you very... 409 00:17:06,676 --> 00:17:08,136 Pastor Veal, let me remind you 410 00:17:08,178 --> 00:17:11,681 that you are in a church in front of your daughter, 411 00:17:11,723 --> 00:17:13,892 your congregation, God. 412 00:17:13,934 --> 00:17:15,435 You cannot tell a lie. 413 00:17:17,271 --> 00:17:20,815 Right, nothing out of the ordinary? 414 00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:24,694 - No, I-I didn't see anything. - Yes. 415 00:17:24,736 --> 00:17:29,741 Jesus went into the cave, and he arose three days later. 416 00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:32,160 But I'm not going to lock myself in the cave 417 00:17:32,202 --> 00:17:33,922 for three days before this wedding ceremony. 418 00:17:33,954 --> 00:17:36,790 No, no. No, no, no. 419 00:17:36,831 --> 00:17:40,501 I plan on beating his record by two full weeks! 420 00:18:00,772 --> 00:18:03,066 Into the cave with you! 421 00:18:03,108 --> 00:18:05,402 No, I said don't underline the "you" in that. 422 00:18:05,444 --> 00:18:07,821 Unfortunately, Gob was not able to open 423 00:18:07,862 --> 00:18:10,531 the secret compartment that contained the handcuff key. 424 00:18:10,573 --> 00:18:12,533 It's not going to work. Okay, uh, this isn't going to work. 425 00:18:12,575 --> 00:18:14,119 Let's do... let's do mouse in drink. 426 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,620 Let's do mouse in drink. Just get these people 427 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,205 some drinks. We'll just get a mouse. 428 00:18:17,247 --> 00:18:19,374 No, no, no. No, no, no, you know not what you do! 429 00:18:19,416 --> 00:18:23,211 But it very clearly said in the centurions' script 430 00:18:23,253 --> 00:18:26,298 to ignore the magician's protests, 431 00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:28,383 which meant that, still handcuffed... 432 00:18:28,425 --> 00:18:30,427 But if my hands are handcuffed, I'll never... 433 00:18:30,469 --> 00:18:32,512 ...Gob was unable to break his fall 434 00:18:32,553 --> 00:18:34,055 and was therefore knocked unconscious. 435 00:18:34,097 --> 00:18:36,224 And as the Gob dummy 436 00:18:36,266 --> 00:18:37,809 was sealed inside the cave, 437 00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:40,812 the real Gob's fate was sealed, as well. 438 00:18:45,484 --> 00:18:49,570 Well, I guess... we'll wait two weeks... 439 00:18:51,990 --> 00:18:54,617 ...and see if he's in there. 440 00:18:54,659 --> 00:18:57,496 Is that okay with you, Ann? 441 00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,081 He's not coming back. 442 00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:04,794 Gob was stuck inside a fake boulder in 443 00:19:04,836 --> 00:19:06,629 - the parking lot of a church, - Hey, kids. 444 00:19:06,671 --> 00:19:08,548 while inside the church, the daily routine 445 00:19:08,589 --> 00:19:11,009 - proceeded as usual - I-18. 446 00:19:11,051 --> 00:19:14,471 and the anticipation grew to a fevered pitch.-I-18. 447 00:19:14,513 --> 00:19:17,598 11 exciting days, um, 448 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,851 although nothing's really happened. 449 00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,395 Day 11. 450 00:19:21,436 --> 00:19:23,522 Once he gets out, it's going to be 451 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:26,191 a beautiful, beautiful wedding. 452 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,360 He's not coming back. 453 00:19:28,402 --> 00:19:32,322 But it was Betty from And As It Is Such, 454 00:19:32,364 --> 00:19:34,782 So Also As Such Is It Unto You that would render Gob's 455 00:19:34,824 --> 00:19:36,826 - escape act a disaster. - You got to get rid of this thing. 456 00:19:36,868 --> 00:19:38,912 - I got Mrs. Murray's trailer here. - I guess, if he comes back 457 00:19:38,953 --> 00:19:40,580 from the dead, we could just get a stepladder. 458 00:19:40,621 --> 00:19:42,040 - Guys, this, too. - And a hoarse, 459 00:19:42,082 --> 00:19:44,251 weakened Gob was unable to stop them 460 00:19:44,292 --> 00:19:48,296 as the boulder was shipped to a storage unit in Tustin. 461 00:19:48,338 --> 00:19:50,382 Although a keen eye could see 462 00:19:50,424 --> 00:19:53,301 that Gob was alive but not well. 463 00:19:53,343 --> 00:19:56,263 And that's why this particular chair was empty 464 00:19:56,304 --> 00:19:58,598 at the trial of Lucille Bluth. 465 00:19:58,639 --> 00:20:00,308 Well, I can't thank you all enough for returning... 466 00:20:00,350 --> 00:20:02,102 At the end of two weeks, the big day 467 00:20:02,143 --> 00:20:03,562 - finally arrived... again. - So let's count down. 468 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:06,231 Let's have some fun, uh, from five, four... 469 00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:09,859 - three, two, one. - The dead will walk amongst us. 470 00:20:09,901 --> 00:20:13,154 No, he shan't, for he-eth not here. 471 00:20:13,196 --> 00:20:15,907 - I knew it. - Oh, there's a note. 472 00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:19,911 "If I have not yet returned, I am in the Rapture." 473 00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:24,165 Oh, and then it says, "Love each other." 474 00:20:24,207 --> 00:20:26,209 What does he think we've been doing? 475 00:20:26,251 --> 00:20:28,420 I loaned him $1,000. 476 00:20:28,462 --> 00:20:31,339 Gob didn't fare much better than the bride, 477 00:20:31,381 --> 00:20:33,967 finally being discovered on an episode 478 00:20:34,008 --> 00:20:35,594 of the auction reality show... 479 00:20:37,137 --> 00:20:38,972 Moment of truth, people. 480 00:20:39,931 --> 00:20:42,142 It's a masker. 481 00:20:42,183 --> 00:20:44,060 Jesus, there's a man in there. 482 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,647 Let's get the bidding started at a hundred dollars. 483 00:20:47,688 --> 00:20:49,107 Anybody? -Nope. 484 00:20:49,149 --> 00:20:51,359 He's hissing. 485 00:20:54,737 --> 00:20:56,448 After a week in the hospital, 486 00:20:56,490 --> 00:20:59,618 Gob was happy to finally see a familiar shape. 487 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:00,827 You humiliated me. 488 00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:02,787 You made a mockery of my religion 489 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:03,997 and you ruined our wedding. 490 00:21:04,038 --> 00:21:07,334 Our first fight, and like all fights, 491 00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:09,710 you're a little right, I'm a little right. 492 00:21:09,752 --> 00:21:11,296 I sold your cave on Craigslist. 493 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:13,173 So it was all worth it. 494 00:21:13,214 --> 00:21:16,092 We have money to start our life together. 495 00:21:16,134 --> 00:21:20,013 Now we have our nest, egg-- Ann. 496 00:21:20,054 --> 00:21:23,475 Now we have our, our nest, Ann. 497 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:26,478 I'm leaving you, Gob. 498 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,229 I don't love you anymore. 499 00:21:28,271 --> 00:21:31,274 I feel sorry for you, and you're gonna be alone forever 500 00:21:31,316 --> 00:21:33,860 unless you let the Holy Ghost inside you. 501 00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:36,029 The, the Holy... 502 00:21:45,580 --> 00:21:48,166 You know what? I hope you read this. 503 00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:51,752 And maybe it was the fact that he had nothing 504 00:21:51,794 --> 00:21:54,214 in his system but two weeks of candy vines, 505 00:21:54,255 --> 00:21:55,632 but it did get through to him. 506 00:21:55,674 --> 00:21:57,717 Steve. 507 00:21:57,758 --> 00:21:59,844 It's me. Uh, I-I wanted to let you know 508 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:04,932 that I am... I'm-I'm ready to... to... to... 509 00:22:04,974 --> 00:22:09,437 let the son of Gob enfold me. 510 00:22:09,479 --> 00:22:12,106 Have you been to the club And, 511 00:22:12,148 --> 00:22:14,359 owned by Jeremy "Pivan"? 512 00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:15,694 I'm gonna be there tonight about 8:00. 513 00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:17,404 Maybe you could join me, I don't... 514 00:22:17,445 --> 00:22:19,864 Obviously it's, it's me, your fa... 515 00:22:22,867 --> 00:22:23,784 Nah, he got it. 516 00:22:23,826 --> 00:22:26,371 Okay. 517 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,081 Gob was waiting to meet his son 518 00:22:28,122 --> 00:22:30,041 at a bar and feeling a little vulnerable. 519 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:31,750 Lost my wife, lost my career. 520 00:22:31,792 --> 00:22:34,003 When I was in that storage unit at the bottom of that rock, 521 00:22:34,045 --> 00:22:36,089 it was like I hit... 522 00:22:36,130 --> 00:22:37,549 - Rock bottom? - No, no, not that. 523 00:22:37,591 --> 00:22:39,551 More like a trending downward moment 524 00:22:39,593 --> 00:22:42,387 that just-- I don't know. 525 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:45,724 Maybe I'm being tested like that guy "Jawb" from the Bible. 526 00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:47,308 - Job. - Yes? 527 00:22:47,350 --> 00:22:48,309 Job. 528 00:22:48,351 --> 00:22:49,519 Yes, sir. 529 00:22:49,561 --> 00:22:51,521 - Job. - Yeah. - Look, I, I feel sorry 530 00:22:51,563 --> 00:22:52,980 - for you, Pops. - Hey, pal, 531 00:22:53,022 --> 00:22:54,857 I'm not that much older than you, guy. 532 00:22:54,899 --> 00:22:56,943 Nah, I'm just here, I'm looking for my son. 533 00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:59,738 I'm trying to get some cash out of him, actually. 534 00:22:59,778 --> 00:23:02,156 You, you have another son? 535 00:23:03,617 --> 00:23:05,619 I have a brother? 536 00:23:05,660 --> 00:23:06,703 Oh, man. 537 00:23:06,745 --> 00:23:08,329 Yes, Steve. 538 00:23:08,371 --> 00:23:10,665 Yeah. 539 00:23:10,707 --> 00:23:12,875 - What's his name? - Dave. 540 00:23:12,917 --> 00:23:14,628 Oh, Dave Holt. 541 00:23:14,669 --> 00:23:16,337 - Yeah, Dave Holt. - Yes. 542 00:23:16,379 --> 00:23:17,922 Yes, Gob had been speaking to his son 543 00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:19,591 for an hour and a half. 544 00:23:19,633 --> 00:23:21,301 - Wait, your mom's name is Eve? - Yeah. 545 00:23:21,342 --> 00:23:23,678 God, I a chick named Eve once. 546 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,597 Biggest mistake of my life. 547 00:23:25,639 --> 00:23:27,140 And perhaps it was because 548 00:23:27,181 --> 00:23:29,142 Gob was inadvertently so warm 549 00:23:29,183 --> 00:23:30,935 to his son that Steve 550 00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:32,729 - offered him a job. - I don't even really have a job. 551 00:23:32,771 --> 00:23:34,855 Would you want to come work with me? 552 00:23:34,897 --> 00:23:36,065 I mean, I... 553 00:23:36,107 --> 00:23:37,233 Are you serious? 554 00:23:37,275 --> 00:23:39,110 I mean, I'm in pest control, but 555 00:23:39,152 --> 00:23:41,070 father and son. 556 00:23:41,112 --> 00:23:42,781 What a great team. 557 00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:43,948 It would be a great team. 558 00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:45,074 I mean, I don't care. 559 00:23:45,116 --> 00:23:46,618 Pest control-- I don't know. 560 00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:48,411 As long as I'm not being a pest to you, right? 561 00:23:48,453 --> 00:23:50,079 - No, never. - I mean, I'm kidding. 562 00:23:54,417 --> 00:23:56,711 Where is your place of business? 563 00:23:56,753 --> 00:23:58,087 - 181... - 181... 564 00:23:58,129 --> 00:24:00,507 - Manville. - Manville. - Manville. 565 00:24:00,548 --> 00:24:01,840 Manville. 566 00:24:01,882 --> 00:24:04,803 What time do you start this pest control? 567 00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:06,053 7:00 a.m. 568 00:24:06,095 --> 00:24:07,806 Then I'll be there at 6:45 569 00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:09,265 with two cups of coffee. 570 00:24:09,307 --> 00:24:12,935 Oh, Dad, this is the greatest day of my life. 571 00:24:12,977 --> 00:24:15,980 No, this is the greatest day of my life. 572 00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:18,358 And perhaps it was because it was such a great day... 573 00:24:18,399 --> 00:24:20,360 - 6:45. - 6:45. -... that Gob decided to stay at the bar... 574 00:24:20,401 --> 00:24:22,737 - 6:45. - ...and show off a little. 575 00:24:22,779 --> 00:24:26,491 I bet it's been a long time since you've seen your... 576 00:24:28,242 --> 00:24:29,828 - ...cherry. - I have lupus. 577 00:24:29,868 --> 00:24:31,705 Could have warned a guy. 578 00:24:31,746 --> 00:24:33,914 But showing off did catch the attention of someone. 579 00:24:33,956 --> 00:24:35,208 That was the real deal, huh? 580 00:24:35,249 --> 00:24:36,875 How about this? 581 00:24:36,917 --> 00:24:39,420 How about you do that cherry trick for my boy Mark Cherry? 582 00:24:39,462 --> 00:24:40,879 Mark Cherry the baby-faced singer 583 00:24:40,921 --> 00:24:42,674 or Marc Cherry the baby-faced showrunner? 584 00:24:42,716 --> 00:24:44,718 Baby-faced singer-- right over there, man. 585 00:24:44,759 --> 00:24:47,136 He has loved magic ever since he was a kid. 586 00:24:47,178 --> 00:24:49,930 Which was two years earlier, when Mark Cherry was 587 00:24:49,972 --> 00:24:52,475 the star of a cable teen sitcom called 588 00:24:52,517 --> 00:24:55,812 Pop-A-ROTC, created by a longtime writing veteran 589 00:24:55,854 --> 00:24:57,480 of the TV show Cheers. 590 00:24:57,522 --> 00:25:00,024 Soon, Mark Cherry became 591 00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:03,778 a pop sensation off his cowritten hit single 592 00:25:03,820 --> 00:25:05,321 "Practice Kisses." 593 00:25:05,363 --> 00:25:07,031 I found a gentleman who is about 594 00:25:07,073 --> 00:25:09,743 - to do a magic trick for you. - No, it's an illusion. 595 00:25:09,784 --> 00:25:11,994 A trick is something a whore does for... 596 00:25:12,036 --> 00:25:14,121 Do a trick and I'll pay for your bar tab. 597 00:25:14,163 --> 00:25:15,749 - Who wants a trick? - Yeah! 598 00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:20,002 Gob had them in the palm of his hand. 599 00:25:20,044 --> 00:25:22,672 He even got the attention 600 00:25:22,714 --> 00:25:24,424 - of a still out-of-control Rebel Alley... - Do it again. 601 00:25:24,465 --> 00:25:26,133 - I missed it. - ... who was there doing research 602 00:25:26,175 --> 00:25:27,719 - for an upcoming PSA... - Fireball! 603 00:25:27,761 --> 00:25:29,470 ...she'd soon be required to do by law. 604 00:25:29,512 --> 00:25:32,515 Fire, fire! 605 00:25:32,557 --> 00:25:34,933 Never yell "fire" in a crowded place. 606 00:25:34,975 --> 00:25:36,143 It's never funny. 607 00:25:36,185 --> 00:25:37,896 That's always funny. 608 00:25:37,936 --> 00:25:39,814 And she was intrigued by this magical man. 609 00:25:39,856 --> 00:25:41,482 - Oh... - Whoa. 610 00:25:41,524 --> 00:25:43,150 That is a David Spade. 611 00:25:43,192 --> 00:25:45,820 Check your purse. 612 00:25:46,905 --> 00:25:48,865 Nice. 613 00:25:50,157 --> 00:25:51,284 Oh, man, paparazzo. 614 00:25:51,325 --> 00:25:53,035 Oh, shoot, great. 615 00:25:53,077 --> 00:25:55,037 The last thing I need is to be seen partying with some tweens. 616 00:25:55,079 --> 00:25:57,039 I'm trying to clean up my act. 617 00:25:57,081 --> 00:25:58,875 Dude, network's gonna flip 618 00:25:58,917 --> 00:26:00,334 if there's another drunk photo of you. 619 00:26:00,376 --> 00:26:01,586 - I know. - We got to get you away 620 00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:03,087 - from this place, okay? - Getting away 621 00:26:03,129 --> 00:26:05,172 is kind of my specialty. 622 00:26:05,214 --> 00:26:08,635 I'll have us out of here in a flash. 623 00:26:08,676 --> 00:26:10,428 All right. 624 00:26:10,470 --> 00:26:12,305 Let's get out of here while they still got lighter fluid 625 00:26:12,346 --> 00:26:13,598 - in their eyes. - Go, baby. 626 00:26:16,225 --> 00:26:17,644 - Oh, man. - Oh... 627 00:26:17,685 --> 00:26:19,854 Nice moves, Getaway. 628 00:26:19,896 --> 00:26:20,855 Oh. 629 00:26:20,897 --> 00:26:22,774 Okay. 630 00:26:22,816 --> 00:26:24,734 Gob had been accepted into the group, 631 00:26:24,776 --> 00:26:26,611 which was bad news for Cherry's 632 00:26:26,653 --> 00:26:28,863 business manager's son Josh Abramson. 633 00:26:28,905 --> 00:26:30,448 Gob actually did 634 00:26:30,490 --> 00:26:32,116 end up driving down Manville 635 00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:33,785 - at 6:45 a.m. - This is it! This is... 636 00:26:33,827 --> 00:26:35,954 I'll be with you in a second, I'll be right there. 637 00:26:35,994 --> 00:26:37,996 Start without me, just start without me. 638 00:26:38,038 --> 00:26:39,833 Don't worry! 639 00:26:39,874 --> 00:26:42,335 He's not coming back. 640 00:26:45,171 --> 00:26:47,005 Gob was living the dream, 641 00:26:47,047 --> 00:26:50,134 and felt like he was in the center of the entourage, 642 00:26:50,176 --> 00:26:53,304 even though he was three away from the center at the closest, 643 00:26:53,346 --> 00:26:56,056 and it was pop star Mark Cherry's dream. 644 00:26:58,893 --> 00:27:02,981 Hey, I'm with, with the guys. 645 00:27:03,021 --> 00:27:04,273 Keep the limo running, Getaway. 646 00:27:06,150 --> 00:27:07,652 That's my job. 647 00:27:09,529 --> 00:27:11,572 The next few months were a blur of partying... 648 00:27:13,073 --> 00:27:14,534 ...and shame. 649 00:27:16,076 --> 00:27:18,705 But Gob had a trick 650 00:27:18,746 --> 00:27:21,624 for helping him forget the shame. 651 00:27:23,918 --> 00:27:25,962 Unfortunately it also helped him forget 652 00:27:26,004 --> 00:27:28,589 that he tried to forget the shame... 653 00:27:28,631 --> 00:27:30,717 - Hey, remember me? - and soon Gob found himself experiencing... 654 00:27:30,758 --> 00:27:33,051 Hey, I'm having myself a little bit of a... 655 00:27:33,093 --> 00:27:35,346 what, on the street, is referred to... 656 00:27:35,388 --> 00:27:37,015 - ...empty bottle situation. - ...as a roofie circle... 657 00:27:37,055 --> 00:27:38,850 - I won't forget this. - ...whereby a roofie 658 00:27:38,892 --> 00:27:41,477 is taken the day after a degrading event... 659 00:27:43,437 --> 00:27:47,942 ...too late to erase the memory of the degrading event itself 660 00:27:47,984 --> 00:27:50,945 but not too late to erase the prior day's attempt 661 00:27:50,987 --> 00:27:52,572 to erase the event. 662 00:27:54,908 --> 00:27:56,534 Thus, with no memory of taking the roofie... 663 00:27:56,576 --> 00:27:58,202 Hey, remember me? 664 00:27:58,244 --> 00:28:01,039 ...but the memory of the event very much alive... 665 00:28:01,079 --> 00:28:02,665 Been a while. 666 00:28:02,707 --> 00:28:05,001 Oh, I should grab a, uh... oh. 667 00:28:05,043 --> 00:28:07,503 ...the victim of the roofie circle finds himself 668 00:28:07,545 --> 00:28:10,088 constantly trying to re-erase the memory... 669 00:28:10,130 --> 00:28:11,632 What's with the scary guy? 670 00:28:11,674 --> 00:28:14,092 Cállate. 671 00:28:14,134 --> 00:28:17,013 ...but only succeeds in erasing the memory 672 00:28:17,055 --> 00:28:19,223 of the attempt to erase the memory. 673 00:28:19,265 --> 00:28:21,017 Days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months... 674 00:28:21,059 --> 00:28:23,185 What's with all the Christmas decorations? 675 00:28:23,227 --> 00:28:25,897 ...as relationships grow testier. 676 00:28:25,939 --> 00:28:29,191 And what begins in shame... 677 00:28:29,233 --> 00:28:32,862 - Hey, remember me? - No, no más, no más. 678 00:28:32,904 --> 00:28:34,948 - ...almost always ends... - You remember me? 679 00:28:34,989 --> 00:28:36,991 - You remember me? - ...in a Mexican hospital... 680 00:28:37,033 --> 00:28:39,035 - Remember me? - ...with stage-four syphilis. 681 00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:43,081 Gob was also wearing out his welcome 682 00:28:43,122 --> 00:28:45,416 with Mark and the other hangers-on. 683 00:28:45,458 --> 00:28:47,085 See, told you I knew him. 684 00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:49,670 Can I get a picture with him to show my five-year-old? 685 00:28:49,712 --> 00:28:51,130 You have a five-year-old? 686 00:28:51,171 --> 00:28:52,256 My granddaughter. 687 00:28:52,298 --> 00:28:54,174 - Oh, yeah, right. - Thank you. 688 00:28:56,761 --> 00:28:59,013 - The hell? - Run, run, run. 689 00:28:59,055 --> 00:29:01,307 And perhaps it was this incident... 690 00:29:01,348 --> 00:29:03,268 - Getaway. - ...that inspired Mark Cherry 691 00:29:03,309 --> 00:29:05,352 to actually write a song about Gob. 692 00:29:05,394 --> 00:29:07,396 ♪ Go away, Getaway, stay away, Getaway... ♪ 693 00:29:07,438 --> 00:29:11,150 But the lyrics were too subtle for Gob to notice. 694 00:29:11,191 --> 00:29:12,777 I know guys just like that. 695 00:29:12,819 --> 00:29:14,361 And as his life in the Malibu colony 696 00:29:14,403 --> 00:29:16,489 was falling apart, he got a call 697 00:29:16,530 --> 00:29:19,742 that his bee colony wasn't doing much better 698 00:29:19,784 --> 00:29:22,036 from a very much alive Johnny Bark. 699 00:29:22,078 --> 00:29:23,788 They're sick. They're going to collapse the whole colony. 700 00:29:23,830 --> 00:29:25,873 You tell him about the sick bees? 701 00:29:25,915 --> 00:29:28,126 Jesus, I just said that! 702 00:29:28,167 --> 00:29:29,794 And Gob returned just in time 703 00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:31,211 to catch his friends going out 704 00:29:31,253 --> 00:29:32,463 for the evening without him. 705 00:29:32,505 --> 00:29:34,340 Guys, hurry before he sees us. Come on. 706 00:29:34,381 --> 00:29:36,216 Hey, guys, where we going? 707 00:29:36,258 --> 00:29:38,845 I-I-I'll drive, I just got to put my sick bees in the trunk. 708 00:29:38,886 --> 00:29:40,429 And perhaps this was the moment 709 00:29:40,471 --> 00:29:43,099 that Gob could sense the tide was turning. 710 00:29:43,141 --> 00:29:45,059 It's my fault, guys. I made a mistake. 711 00:29:48,938 --> 00:29:51,099 In an effort to remain popular with the gang, 712 00:29:51,107 --> 00:29:54,152 Gob stopped in front of a club to pick up some women. 713 00:29:54,193 --> 00:29:57,404 Who wants to party with Mark Cherry? 714 00:29:57,446 --> 00:29:58,823 Uh, me, me, me... 715 00:29:58,865 --> 00:30:01,325 That's one forget-me-now saved, huh, fellas? 716 00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:05,038 Oh, looks like we got a real live one, and by alive, I mean 717 00:30:05,079 --> 00:30:06,998 barely alive. 718 00:30:08,749 --> 00:30:09,917 - Take off your... - Clothes. 719 00:30:09,959 --> 00:30:11,961 - Take off your... - Clothes. 720 00:30:12,003 --> 00:30:13,129 We're having a good time. 721 00:30:13,171 --> 00:30:15,006 We are having a great time. 722 00:30:15,048 --> 00:30:16,256 - Hey, Getaway. - Yeah. 723 00:30:16,298 --> 00:30:17,925 You know what'd be really cool? 724 00:30:17,967 --> 00:30:19,844 If you shut the partition. 725 00:30:19,886 --> 00:30:23,014 It'd be like, uh, like a joke, like you're our limo driver... 726 00:30:23,056 --> 00:30:24,390 That would be hilarious, right? 727 00:30:24,431 --> 00:30:28,811 "Oh, yes, very good, sir, very good." 728 00:30:28,853 --> 00:30:30,563 Right? 729 00:30:30,604 --> 00:30:32,648 Be like, "I'm... I'm just driving the queen of England," 730 00:30:32,690 --> 00:30:34,441 but we're still-- we're taking our clothes off. 731 00:30:34,483 --> 00:30:35,985 But perhaps if they had not excluded Gob... 732 00:30:36,027 --> 00:30:37,570 You guys have anything harder? 733 00:30:37,611 --> 00:30:39,655 ...he could have prevented this from happening. 734 00:30:39,697 --> 00:30:41,949 Like, what's in here? You have the good stash in here? 735 00:30:41,991 --> 00:30:42,950 What are you talking about? 736 00:30:48,956 --> 00:30:52,752 "A lot of traffic out here today, Miss Daisy." 737 00:30:56,923 --> 00:31:00,009 ♪ Go away, Getaway, stay away, Getaway... ♪ 738 00:31:00,051 --> 00:31:01,844 On the plus side, 739 00:31:01,886 --> 00:31:04,764 Gob's bees were feeling good enough to sting again. 740 00:31:04,805 --> 00:31:07,016 I see this boat and I'm like, "Those are police boats," 741 00:31:07,058 --> 00:31:08,726 so, anyway, I'm running around 742 00:31:08,768 --> 00:31:10,770 and I said, "It's not a trick, it's an illusion..." 743 00:31:10,811 --> 00:31:13,647 To the entourage, the evening was a complete disaster. 744 00:31:13,689 --> 00:31:16,817 Drunken, sick and covered with bee stings, 745 00:31:16,859 --> 00:31:18,945 they had truly hit bottom. 746 00:31:22,073 --> 00:31:24,324 For Gob, however, it was an amazing night, 747 00:31:24,366 --> 00:31:26,452 and he couldn't wait to forget it. 748 00:31:26,493 --> 00:31:28,788 Hmm, hmm. 749 00:31:28,829 --> 00:31:30,206 Fun night. 750 00:31:31,749 --> 00:31:34,835 A... fun night. 751 00:31:41,217 --> 00:31:43,385 Fun night. 752 00:31:43,427 --> 00:31:45,387 The next day, Getaway awoke 753 00:31:45,429 --> 00:31:48,599 without a care in the world and snuck to the front door, 754 00:31:48,641 --> 00:31:50,935 trying not to arouse the gang 755 00:31:50,977 --> 00:31:53,980 he assumed would be blissfully sleeping it off all day. 756 00:31:54,021 --> 00:31:56,107 - Wake up! - But Gob had slept through 757 00:31:56,149 --> 00:31:58,151 the seven ambulances that had arrived 758 00:31:58,192 --> 00:32:00,903 after Josh Abramson had swung by to pick up an old computer. 759 00:32:12,248 --> 00:32:14,250 Nonetheless, later that evening, 760 00:32:14,292 --> 00:32:17,295 Gob arrived early at the Opies, an award show 761 00:32:17,377 --> 00:32:19,839 that honored youth in Hollywood, to make sure 762 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,008 that Mark Cherry would be well taken care of... 763 00:32:22,049 --> 00:32:23,509 Where's the coconut shrimp? 764 00:32:23,550 --> 00:32:24,969 ...before he was scheduled to perform. 765 00:32:25,011 --> 00:32:27,930 Hey, come on, my guys love coconut shrimp, 766 00:32:27,972 --> 00:32:30,432 especially if they can get it with a little bit of club... 767 00:32:30,474 --> 00:32:32,018 It was then that Gob noticed 768 00:32:32,059 --> 00:32:34,353 the presence of a competitor from his past. 769 00:32:34,394 --> 00:32:36,396 T.W. 770 00:32:36,438 --> 00:32:38,232 Tony Wonder. 771 00:32:38,274 --> 00:32:39,817 Gob realized that where there was glitter, 772 00:32:39,859 --> 00:32:42,653 there must also be Tony Wonder... 773 00:32:42,695 --> 00:32:44,905 and that's when Gob decided 774 00:32:44,947 --> 00:32:47,783 to take advantage of an unexpected diversion 775 00:32:47,825 --> 00:32:50,036 and have a little fun by wedging shut 776 00:32:50,077 --> 00:32:52,955 a panel on the podium he knew Tony Wonder 777 00:32:52,997 --> 00:32:56,334 would pop out of. 778 00:32:57,918 --> 00:32:59,461 You guys want to see a real failed magician? 779 00:32:59,503 --> 00:33:01,047 You might want to get down to the Opies tonight. 780 00:33:01,088 --> 00:33:02,965 It's going to be hysterical. 781 00:33:03,007 --> 00:33:05,801 And that's when Gob found out that Mark Cherry 782 00:33:05,843 --> 00:33:07,220 had checked into rehab. 783 00:33:07,261 --> 00:33:09,763 Well, come on, you guys, I mean, it's just... 784 00:33:09,805 --> 00:33:13,559 A little alcohol poisoning never killed anyone. 785 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,640 Actually, alcohol poisoning is responsible 786 00:33:15,644 --> 00:33:17,604 for over 4,000 deaths a year. 787 00:33:17,646 --> 00:33:19,148 Binge drinking-- not cool. 788 00:33:19,190 --> 00:33:20,816 Well, that's a drag. I thought we were friends. 789 00:33:20,858 --> 00:33:22,401 But, of course, they weren't. 790 00:33:22,442 --> 00:33:24,111 But Schnoodle's coming out now, too, 791 00:33:24,153 --> 00:33:25,946 - just like Tony Wonder. - And that's when he saw 792 00:33:25,988 --> 00:33:27,406 Tony Wonder come out of a speaker. 793 00:33:27,447 --> 00:33:30,076 I'm here, I'm queer. 794 00:33:32,452 --> 00:33:34,788 And now I'm in a speaker. 795 00:33:34,830 --> 00:33:36,623 No one can stop us. 796 00:33:36,665 --> 00:33:38,251 It was in that pivotal moment 797 00:33:38,292 --> 00:33:41,379 that Gob realized he had lost his fiancée, 798 00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:44,757 his career, his family and his entourage. 799 00:33:44,798 --> 00:33:47,301 I have no one in my life who cares for me. 800 00:33:48,886 --> 00:33:50,596 ♪ Hello, darkness... ♪ 801 00:33:50,637 --> 00:33:55,184 ♪ Go away, Getaway, stay away, Getaway... ♪ 802 00:33:55,226 --> 00:33:57,686 Great, and now my boss is on my ass. 803 00:34:02,942 --> 00:34:05,986 ♪ Get away, Getaway... ♪ 804 00:34:06,028 --> 00:34:07,869 Gob nurses the loss of his new family 805 00:34:07,905 --> 00:34:09,656 when he gets a call from his old one. 806 00:34:09,698 --> 00:34:11,033 This is Gob. 807 00:34:11,075 --> 00:34:12,159 It's your mother. 808 00:34:12,201 --> 00:34:13,327 We're going to plan "B." 809 00:34:13,369 --> 00:34:15,037 Go see your father in the desert. 810 00:34:15,079 --> 00:34:16,830 He wants you to prepare to be president 811 00:34:16,872 --> 00:34:19,083 - of the Bluth Company. - Yes, finally. 812 00:34:19,125 --> 00:34:20,584 I will not disappoint you, Mom. 813 00:34:20,626 --> 00:34:23,337 I am the perfect person to look out for this family. 814 00:34:23,379 --> 00:34:24,588 Whoa. 815 00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:29,468 ♪ Hey, I met a girl today... ♪ 816 00:34:29,509 --> 00:34:31,262 ♪ Get away, Getaway... ♪ 817 00:34:31,304 --> 00:34:32,805 And after collapsing yet another colony, 818 00:34:32,846 --> 00:34:35,891 Gob makes a startling discovery... 819 00:34:37,184 --> 00:34:38,477 My cave. 820 00:34:38,518 --> 00:34:40,146 ...and decides to investigate... 821 00:34:41,063 --> 00:34:43,357 Why didn't you open? 822 00:34:43,399 --> 00:34:45,651 ...only to discover that someone had wedged shut 823 00:34:45,692 --> 00:34:47,153 hissecret compartment 824 00:34:47,194 --> 00:34:49,029 on the day he deserted his Christian bride. 825 00:34:49,071 --> 00:34:51,115 "T." 826 00:34:51,157 --> 00:34:53,284 Tony Wonder. 827 00:34:54,243 --> 00:34:56,329 Tony Wonder. 828 00:34:56,379 --> 00:35:00,929 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 63201

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