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Hollywood Boulevard at night
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is the playground of the hip,
young and successful.
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It was into this world that
Gob Bluth had finally arrived,
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surrounded for
the first time in his life
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by a group of admirers
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that comprised L.A.'s
latest young elite.
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There was Mark, a pop star
who had a level of fame
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he could neither appreciate
nor handle.
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Trout, a Southern boy who had
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a Northern man's
taste in women.
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J.B.J., a weekend weatherman,
all-week party boy
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and a huge disappointment
to his father.
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Chris K,
who was a lot like Trout,
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but without the accent.
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Oakwood, a studio teacher,
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who might have had
his own entourage,
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if his part hadn't been cut
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from the pilot of
Modern Family.
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And, of course, there was
the man they called Getaway.
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Gob had come far in the year
since his girlfriend,
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was less than an hour
from turning 18.
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Let me run the clock down
on this thing.
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Why don't you just go change
into something a little less...
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unflattering, and... I'll, uh...
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And he was getting everyone
in the mood for romance.
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Guess I'll take my clothes off.
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While Ann
less-unflattered herself up,
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Gob had an unexpected visitor--
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Ann's ex-boyfriend
George Michael,
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who, as it turned out,
hadn't completely let go
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of the relationship.
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You're lucky that I'm chasing
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after our girlfriend,
or I'd have to flatten you!
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Whew! Way to plant, Ann.
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You told me George Michael
knew about us.
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Well, he does now,
my darling plant.
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Ann.
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And...
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after I dazzle everyone tonight
on the Queen Mary,
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my magic career will take off
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as surely as there's a mouse
behind your ear.
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Well, as surely as there's
a mouse behind your ear.
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Mouse behind...
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Okay, you are like
the only person I know
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who doesn't just love magic.
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A poll would confirm
she was far from alone.
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...for the fifth year in a row,
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your least favorite
entertainers are...
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magicians.
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A close second,
talk show side-kicks.
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Hmph!
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- you, too, America.
- ...'cause I quit.
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Well, you have to make things
right with George Michael,
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otherwise you don't get
to fourth base.
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Of course, Ann's concept
of fourth base...
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...was very different
than Gob's.
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But you have to promise me
you'll always be faithful.
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Faithful?
Of course I can be faithful.
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Until tonight, when we're
together, you know...
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Oh! Until tonight!
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Well, of course I can be
faithful-- don't be stupid.
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You think I can't
keep it in my pants
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in front of a bunch of
doggy old women and my family?
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Don't be stupid.
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Who am I gonna hit on, stupid?
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My sister? Lindsay?
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Don't be stupid.
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She's my sister; that's gross.
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Now...
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you...
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have got some mice
to scoop out of the sea.
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Now the story of a family
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whose future
was abruptly canceled,
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and the one son
who had no choice
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but to keep himself together.
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It's Gob's
Arrested Development.
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On the day
of the Queen Mary party,
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Gob remained faithful to Ann,
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even in the face
of tremendous temptation.
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- Unrelated.
- But there would be
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no career-making magic show.
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It seemed the only "her"
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Gob would be
getting off that day
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was the Queen Mary.
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But then the Queen
changed course,
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heading back to shore
before crashing into the jetty
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and leaving most
of its occupants all wet.
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I want all of these
on the insurance form, okay?
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These are all part of an act
I was going to do.
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Two drowned white doves,
for "flowers to doves."
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This was a rabbit, for "doves to
rabbit"-- also drowned.
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These were mice...
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For "rabbit to mice."
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No, that can't be done.
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No, these were
part of a something
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I called "Mice-a-laneous."
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"Mouse in purse."
"Mouse in drink."
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"Here's a mouse, now it's gone."
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How'd he do dat?
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But it was another man that Gob
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needed to make things
right with...
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George Michael...
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...if he was ever going
to deflower Ann Veal.
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Uncle Gob.
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Are we good?
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No.
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No, how could we possibly be?
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But... but are we, are we good?
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No!
You stole my girlfriend.
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That's a tough thing,
and, you know,
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sometimes you have to ask
yourself: "Are we good?"
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Is it over between you guys?
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Oh, no.
But are we good?
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I don't know what you want
to hear from me, Uncle Gob.
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- I mean, yes, we are good...
- There it is!
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There it is!
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Ah, from a nephew to his uncle,
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and just the "yes,"
the much-vaunted "yes,"
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that he gets.
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Look at you, full of "yes."
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Look at how much "yes"
is in you!
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I knew it! I knew I'd get
that "yes" from you.
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Look who got a "yes"!
Got my "yes."
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And Gob realized that there was
finally nothing
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standing in the way
of a loving,
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committed relationship
with Ann.
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♪ Hello, darkness,
my old friend ♪
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♪ I've come to talk with... ♪
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So, that night,
as he broke into her house
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to break up with her...
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Gob...!
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For a second, I thought
that was a real guy.
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So, listen, I talked to George
Michael and everything's cool.
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I need to tell you something,
though.
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I've been doing some thinking
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and I... I just don't...
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But as she unzipped
her pajamas,
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it reminded him
of past situations
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which he'd successfully
been aroused.
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Well, I could wait till after.
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And later, Gob once again tried
to find a compassionate way
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to end the relationship.
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So how did you like your egg?
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I said you were fine.
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So, was there something you
wanted to talk about
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when you came in through
my window?
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Gob, what is it?
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What... what... is it?
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I... You...
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It's the-the-the-the-the...
the-the questions...
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you ask so many...
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of these, of these, of these,
these-these questions
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that-that-that-that you
keeping asking for me...
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for-for-for-for...
should-should-should...
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should I, should I, should I?
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Should-should-should the,
should the, should the,
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should-should the guy,
should the guy,
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should the guy in the...
should the guy in the...
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in the $32... in the $32 pink...
bath-bath-bath-bath...
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Should-should-should-should...
should the girl
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in the $6,000 tuxedo...
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Gob was uncomfortable
with the question.
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...should-should-should...
in the $32...
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in the $3,400... should the guy,
come on... come on...
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- Let's, let's, let's...
- Come on...
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...come on, come on...
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Gob! Calm down!
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Listen, we had
a great night together.
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I understand if you need
your freedom.
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Well... marry me.
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Yes, I'll...
yes, I'll marry you, Gob!
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Of course, Gob meant it
in the showbizzy way
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his niece had always used
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when she was accused
of being too young.
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What, are you, like, 15?
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- Marry me! -...marry me!
- ...marry me!
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- And may I add: marry me.
- ...marry me.
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But like many evangelicals,
Ann took it literally.
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I'm getting married!
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Gob was surrounded
by unconditional love
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from a family,
for the first time in his life.
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♪ Hello, darkness,
my old friend... ♪
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I've made a huge mistake.
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Gob shared his happy news
at a meeting with his family.
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I'm sure Gob helped himself
to the money.
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Hey, I got mouths to feed.
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Mouths?
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Mouth.
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Her.
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Oh, hey, mouth.
I didn't see you sitting there.
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We rode up
in the elevator together.
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I'm blanking.
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Yeah, me and Blank are getting
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the old Christian magic act
back together.
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I mean, you don't expect people
to actually believe
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that I'm Jesus,
if I'm walking around in rags.
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You're resurrecting
that mumbo-jumbo?
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Look, everybody's got a gimmick.
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Tony Wonder's making a fortune
with that gay magician act.
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Gob's long-time nemesis
had come out of the closet
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and used it to great advantage
in his act.
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Besides, I have to do something
for the wedding.
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Who's getting married?
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Her!
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Who's marrying her?
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Me.
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- Did I not open with that?
- You sure didn't.
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Yeah, I'm getting married!
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I didn't want
to make a big deal about it.
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- You haven't.
- Well, my wedding's
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going to be religious-y and epic
and expensive,
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which is why I need more of that
stimmy-mummy.
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Thanks, Mike.
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And perhaps it was
all the talk of spirituality
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that led to this.
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And welcome to
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And As It Is Such, So Also
As Such Is It Unto You.
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Excuse me, Father Marsala,
I hate to interrupt,
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but I am so excited today.
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My lovely Ann...
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- Who?
- My daughter.
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Oh. I didn't know
you had a daughter.
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You've met her several times.
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Oh.
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She's sitting right next to you.
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Oh!
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That's why she's there.
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I thought you were Hair.
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Hair?
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No, she's my daughter,
and she's getting married!
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To this good man.
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Well, and as it is such,
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so also as such is it
unto you, young man.
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You got it.
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Unto you, as well...
dear f... heavenly fathers.
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Well, we have
a really great show today
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surrounding the Scriptures...
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We have an announcement to make.
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I have an announcement to make:
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that we would like to televise
our marriage, here on this show.
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My goodness.
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Oh, um... we hadn't heard of it.
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Did you...?
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Well, no, but that's... no...
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What an idea. I think...
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Well, this show is about
the spirit of inclusion,
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- so I would love to say...
- Well, great!
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Then I, too,
have an announcement to make!
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At our wedding,
I will be performing
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one of my
famous magical illusions.
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That once your eyes
have beholden it,
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you will put no god before me,
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because of its spectacularity.
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And, of course, I only propose
to do this out of love for...
255
00:10:51,886 --> 00:10:53,136
Ann.
256
00:10:53,178 --> 00:10:56,264
And... God.
257
00:10:56,306 --> 00:10:58,851
Love for and God.
258
00:10:58,893 --> 00:11:02,855
Let me pray.
Dearest beloved gods...
259
00:11:02,897 --> 00:11:06,483
Gob was feeling bolder,
which was perhaps why
260
00:11:06,525 --> 00:11:08,067
Michael returned home
to find this.
261
00:11:08,109 --> 00:11:10,821
And yea, as if to be arisen
262
00:11:10,863 --> 00:11:15,993
the third or fourth day with all
the magic of Jesus Christ!
263
00:11:16,035 --> 00:11:18,871
Sorry.
Wasn't on there too good.
264
00:11:18,913 --> 00:11:20,664
You okay?
265
00:11:20,706 --> 00:11:23,166
Yeah, it's just part of my...
illusion for the wedding.
266
00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:24,418
Yeah, what's the illusion?
267
00:11:24,459 --> 00:11:25,627
That you actually
love the bride?
268
00:11:25,669 --> 00:11:29,256
Hey...
that's good patter.
269
00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:32,217
'Cause I need people to root
for the Jesus character.
270
00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:34,386
I don't remember
a biblical passage where Jesus
271
00:11:34,428 --> 00:11:35,846
came out of a boulder--
is it in there?
272
00:11:35,888 --> 00:11:37,056
Oh, no, no, no,
the boulder's my escape plan.
273
00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:38,181
They think I'm somewhere else.
274
00:11:38,223 --> 00:11:39,725
I'm actually in the boulder.
275
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,184
But I didn't come here to talk
276
00:11:41,226 --> 00:11:42,603
- about my magic act, Michael.
- Okay.
277
00:11:42,644 --> 00:11:45,564
I came to ask you
to be my best man...
278
00:11:45,606 --> 00:11:47,566
slash-assistant.
279
00:11:47,608 --> 00:11:49,359
And then we'll walk through
the act later, of course.
280
00:11:49,401 --> 00:11:51,236
- I mean, not now.
- No, we're not going to,
281
00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:52,947
'cause you know,
I'm out of the family.
282
00:11:52,988 --> 00:11:54,197
Did you not get that
when I announced it
283
00:11:54,239 --> 00:11:55,908
over at Mom's place?
284
00:11:55,950 --> 00:11:58,786
I feel like I was out
of the room at that point.
285
00:11:58,827 --> 00:12:00,328
I am done with this family.
286
00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:02,581
I hope you've saved some money
'cause you...
287
00:12:02,623 --> 00:12:04,374
♪ Hello, darkness,
my old friend... ♪
288
00:12:04,416 --> 00:12:06,293
Well, the gist of it was:
289
00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:07,836
"You know what?
I'm done with this family.
290
00:12:07,878 --> 00:12:09,588
"I hope you saved your money
'cause you're
291
00:12:09,630 --> 00:12:11,465
going to need
every last dime now."
292
00:12:11,506 --> 00:12:13,050
Maybe you could be a centurion,
293
00:12:13,092 --> 00:12:15,176
kind of standing over
where they think that I'll be.
294
00:12:15,218 --> 00:12:16,720
I'm not going to be in the act.
295
00:12:16,762 --> 00:12:18,931
Might be a great promotion
for the Bluth Company.
296
00:12:18,973 --> 00:12:20,432
No, Bluth Company's done.
297
00:12:20,474 --> 00:12:21,850
I started my own company:
Michael B. Company.
298
00:12:21,892 --> 00:12:23,351
I have a bee company.
299
00:12:23,393 --> 00:12:25,186
You stole my idea?
300
00:12:25,228 --> 00:12:26,521
Uh-uh, I did not steal your...
301
00:12:26,563 --> 00:12:28,315
We sell...
It would take hours.
302
00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:30,400
How's that going, by the way?
303
00:12:30,442 --> 00:12:32,027
Uh, not so good.
304
00:12:32,069 --> 00:12:33,695
I've been keeping the bees
in my apartment.
305
00:12:33,737 --> 00:12:35,990
I was using my magic smoke
on them.
306
00:12:36,031 --> 00:12:37,431
And my bees are dropping
like flies,
307
00:12:37,449 --> 00:12:39,451
and I need them to fly
like bees.
308
00:12:39,493 --> 00:12:41,120
And so I've got them out
at a bee hospital,
309
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,412
which is not cheap,
which is another reason
310
00:12:42,454 --> 00:12:43,872
I need to be a famous magician.
311
00:12:43,914 --> 00:12:45,916
Yeah, well, listen,
you're with my son's ex,
312
00:12:45,958 --> 00:12:47,501
so I can't support the wedding.
313
00:12:47,542 --> 00:12:51,797
What if I don't actually
get married?
314
00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,759
I don't think you'd need
a best man, then, right?
315
00:12:53,799 --> 00:12:55,009
No, I guess, at that point,
316
00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:57,260
it'd really be more...
assistant.
317
00:12:57,302 --> 00:12:58,762
Is this an escape act?
318
00:12:58,804 --> 00:13:00,889
- Are you running again?
- What do you want from me?
319
00:13:00,931 --> 00:13:03,642
Marriage is a lot of pressure,
and she's not into it.
320
00:13:03,684 --> 00:13:05,393
Meanwhile, I'm working out
like crazy,
321
00:13:05,435 --> 00:13:07,354
my diet has become insane,
322
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:11,108
and this Jesus character--
I mean, he was shredded.
323
00:13:11,150 --> 00:13:13,027
Meanwhile, we have sex one time,
324
00:13:13,068 --> 00:13:15,529
and then she's just,
you know, over it.
325
00:13:15,570 --> 00:13:16,822
Lets herself go.
326
00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:18,824
Her stomach's out to here.
327
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:22,452
You know, your whole life
is an escape act,
328
00:13:22,494 --> 00:13:24,663
and this girl seems
like she really likes you.
329
00:13:24,705 --> 00:13:26,790
Why don't you just try
to work it out
330
00:13:26,832 --> 00:13:29,208
and just stop running...?
331
00:13:31,586 --> 00:13:33,714
Yeah, I know you're
in the boulder.
332
00:13:33,755 --> 00:13:35,757
But how'd I get in the boulder?
333
00:13:35,799 --> 00:13:37,676
And on the day of the wedding,
334
00:13:37,718 --> 00:13:39,970
even though Gob
didn't take it seriously,
335
00:13:40,012 --> 00:13:42,973
he was a little hurt
to discover
336
00:13:43,015 --> 00:13:44,933
no one else
in his family did, either.
337
00:13:44,975 --> 00:13:47,019
I know it's bad luck for you
338
00:13:47,061 --> 00:13:49,437
to see me in my gown
before the wedding.
339
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,566
Well, hopefully I haven't.
340
00:13:52,607 --> 00:13:54,568
You're angry.
341
00:13:54,609 --> 00:13:56,653
Why? Because none of my family
has shown up
342
00:13:56,695 --> 00:13:58,947
and the only person I recognize
out there is Tony Wonder,
343
00:13:58,989 --> 00:14:01,116
who's only shown up
hoping that I'd fail?
344
00:14:01,158 --> 00:14:04,494
I don't know what
your surprise trick is, but...
345
00:14:04,536 --> 00:14:06,245
I know it's going to be great.
346
00:14:06,287 --> 00:14:09,624
And as for your family...
you have a new family now.
347
00:14:12,627 --> 00:14:15,296
I don't want these.
348
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:18,299
- Tobias!
- Gob.
349
00:14:18,341 --> 00:14:20,635
- Thanks for coming.
- Oh, how could I not?
350
00:14:20,677 --> 00:14:22,637
I'm playing
Roman Centurion Number Two.
351
00:14:22,679 --> 00:14:25,099
- What are you playing?
- I'm the groom.
352
00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:26,516
I didn't know there
was a groom part.
353
00:14:26,558 --> 00:14:28,727
You know, Betty
at And As It Is Such,
354
00:14:28,769 --> 00:14:30,687
So Also As Such
Is It Unto You casting
355
00:14:30,729 --> 00:14:32,231
told me this was all biblical.
356
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,024
Wait, you're not here
for the wedding?
357
00:14:34,066 --> 00:14:37,236
Well, thank you very much
for your vote of confidence.
358
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,154
I'll have you know I've worked
for the Miracle Network
359
00:14:39,196 --> 00:14:40,655
a number of times.
360
00:14:40,697 --> 00:14:42,157
Coming up next:
361
00:14:42,199 --> 00:14:44,284
Father Marsala's
searing docudrama,
362
00:14:44,325 --> 00:14:46,745
Father Marsala's
John the Baptist.
363
00:14:46,787 --> 00:14:48,914
Then the antiabortion drama,
364
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:52,459
Embryo Dan: It Would Have Been
a Wonderful Life.
365
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,669
And later,
break out the bagels.
366
00:14:54,711 --> 00:14:57,505
It's time for Father M's
lighthearted comedy,
367
00:14:57,547 --> 00:14:59,633
- A Jew Came to Dinner.
- I hate to be
368
00:14:59,674 --> 00:15:01,260
the guy who quotes
his own reviews,
369
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,428
but His Word magazine...
370
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,597
called my Jew "pitiful."
371
00:15:06,848 --> 00:15:08,433
But soon,
372
00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:09,810
the wedding began.
373
00:15:09,851 --> 00:15:11,770
So, it truly is a blessed day.
374
00:15:11,812 --> 00:15:13,730
I believe that we
are all blessed,
375
00:15:13,772 --> 00:15:15,315
uh, to be gathering here
376
00:15:15,356 --> 00:15:18,568
at the Church
of the Holy Eternal Rapture.
377
00:15:18,610 --> 00:15:21,947
Uh, we have almost arrived
at that glorious moment
378
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:24,658
where we join together
these two very special people,
379
00:15:24,699 --> 00:15:27,368
but first, my almost son-in-law
380
00:15:27,410 --> 00:15:30,413
has something he'd like
to share with all of us,
381
00:15:30,455 --> 00:15:32,415
so, um...
382
00:15:32,457 --> 00:15:34,709
ladies and gentlemen, uh,
383
00:15:34,751 --> 00:15:38,338
please enjoy a magical...
384
00:15:38,379 --> 00:15:40,423
uh, trick.
385
00:15:46,805 --> 00:15:49,390
Thanks for that killer intro.
386
00:15:51,601 --> 00:15:54,104
It's true,
this is a magical trick.
387
00:15:54,146 --> 00:15:57,524
If what Jesus did was a trick.
388
00:15:59,484 --> 00:16:01,028
I say it wasn't.
389
00:16:05,406 --> 00:16:06,950
It was an illusion.
390
00:16:08,451 --> 00:16:11,246
Ooh, they did not like that one.
391
00:16:11,288 --> 00:16:14,666
I don't take notes from you,
Centurion Number Two.
392
00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:17,085
Just turn this thing around.
393
00:16:18,837 --> 00:16:21,631
I am not the real Jesus.
394
00:16:27,179 --> 00:16:31,266
I am the Amazing Jesus!
395
00:16:32,684 --> 00:16:36,437
No? I thought that that
would be up your... alley.
396
00:16:36,479 --> 00:16:38,315
Yes, the real Jesus
397
00:16:38,357 --> 00:16:40,775
came off the cross
and went into his cave...
398
00:16:40,817 --> 00:16:42,610
a dead man.
399
00:16:44,445 --> 00:16:46,073
And Gob's escape boulder
400
00:16:46,114 --> 00:16:47,782
was wheeled up to the trick.
401
00:16:47,824 --> 00:16:50,744
But was he crazy enough
to do it... handcuffed?
402
00:16:50,785 --> 00:16:53,163
Handcuff the King of the Jews!
403
00:16:53,205 --> 00:16:55,498
You don't have words here...
404
00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:58,626
Pastor Veal, if you don't mind,
please go up into the cave
405
00:16:58,668 --> 00:17:01,546
and assure everyone
that there's no way to escape:
406
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,882
no trapdoors,
no secret compartments,
407
00:17:03,924 --> 00:17:05,384
no way to get out.
408
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,634
Thank you very...
409
00:17:06,676 --> 00:17:08,136
Pastor Veal, let me remind you
410
00:17:08,178 --> 00:17:11,681
that you are in a church
in front of your daughter,
411
00:17:11,723 --> 00:17:13,892
your congregation, God.
412
00:17:13,934 --> 00:17:15,435
You cannot tell a lie.
413
00:17:17,271 --> 00:17:20,815
Right, nothing
out of the ordinary?
414
00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:24,694
- No, I-I didn't see anything.
- Yes.
415
00:17:24,736 --> 00:17:29,741
Jesus went into the cave,
and he arose three days later.
416
00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:32,160
But I'm not going to lock myself
in the cave
417
00:17:32,202 --> 00:17:33,922
for three days
before this wedding ceremony.
418
00:17:33,954 --> 00:17:36,790
No, no. No, no, no.
419
00:17:36,831 --> 00:17:40,501
I plan on beating his record
by two full weeks!
420
00:18:00,772 --> 00:18:03,066
Into the cave with you!
421
00:18:03,108 --> 00:18:05,402
No, I said don't underline
the "you" in that.
422
00:18:05,444 --> 00:18:07,821
Unfortunately,
Gob was not able to open
423
00:18:07,862 --> 00:18:10,531
the secret compartment that
contained the handcuff key.
424
00:18:10,573 --> 00:18:12,533
It's not going to work. Okay,
uh, this isn't going to work.
425
00:18:12,575 --> 00:18:14,119
Let's do...
let's do mouse in drink.
426
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,620
Let's do mouse in drink.
Just get these people
427
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,205
some drinks.
We'll just get a mouse.
428
00:18:17,247 --> 00:18:19,374
No, no, no. No, no, no,
you know not what you do!
429
00:18:19,416 --> 00:18:23,211
But it very clearly said
in the centurions' script
430
00:18:23,253 --> 00:18:26,298
to ignore
the magician's protests,
431
00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:28,383
which meant that,
still handcuffed...
432
00:18:28,425 --> 00:18:30,427
But if my hands are handcuffed,
I'll never...
433
00:18:30,469 --> 00:18:32,512
...Gob was unable
to break his fall
434
00:18:32,553 --> 00:18:34,055
and was therefore
knocked unconscious.
435
00:18:34,097 --> 00:18:36,224
And as the Gob dummy
436
00:18:36,266 --> 00:18:37,809
was sealed inside the cave,
437
00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:40,812
the real Gob's fate
was sealed, as well.
438
00:18:45,484 --> 00:18:49,570
Well, I guess...
we'll wait two weeks...
439
00:18:51,990 --> 00:18:54,617
...and see if he's in there.
440
00:18:54,659 --> 00:18:57,496
Is that okay with you, Ann?
441
00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,081
He's not coming back.
442
00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:04,794
Gob was stuck
inside a fake boulder in
443
00:19:04,836 --> 00:19:06,629
- the parking lot of a church,
- Hey, kids.
444
00:19:06,671 --> 00:19:08,548
while inside the church,
the daily routine
445
00:19:08,589 --> 00:19:11,009
- proceeded as usual
- I-18.
446
00:19:11,051 --> 00:19:14,471
and the anticipation grew
to a fevered pitch.-I-18.
447
00:19:14,513 --> 00:19:17,598
11 exciting days, um,
448
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,851
although nothing's
really happened.
449
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,395
Day 11.
450
00:19:21,436 --> 00:19:23,522
Once he gets out,
it's going to be
451
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:26,191
a beautiful, beautiful wedding.
452
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,360
He's not coming back.
453
00:19:28,402 --> 00:19:32,322
But it was Betty
from And As It Is Such,
454
00:19:32,364 --> 00:19:34,782
So Also As Such Is It Unto You
that would render Gob's
455
00:19:34,824 --> 00:19:36,826
- escape act a disaster.
- You got to get rid of this thing.
456
00:19:36,868 --> 00:19:38,912
- I got Mrs. Murray's trailer here.
- I guess, if he comes back
457
00:19:38,953 --> 00:19:40,580
from the dead,
we could just get a stepladder.
458
00:19:40,621 --> 00:19:42,040
- Guys, this, too.
- And a hoarse,
459
00:19:42,082 --> 00:19:44,251
weakened Gob was unable
to stop them
460
00:19:44,292 --> 00:19:48,296
as the boulder was shipped
to a storage unit in Tustin.
461
00:19:48,338 --> 00:19:50,382
Although a keen eye could see
462
00:19:50,424 --> 00:19:53,301
that Gob was alive
but not well.
463
00:19:53,343 --> 00:19:56,263
And that's why this
particular chair was empty
464
00:19:56,304 --> 00:19:58,598
at the trial of Lucille Bluth.
465
00:19:58,639 --> 00:20:00,308
Well, I can't thank you
all enough for returning...
466
00:20:00,350 --> 00:20:02,102
At the end of two weeks,
the big day
467
00:20:02,143 --> 00:20:03,562
- finally arrived... again.
- So let's count down.
468
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:06,231
Let's have some fun,
uh, from five, four...
469
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:09,859
- three, two, one.
- The dead will walk amongst us.
470
00:20:09,901 --> 00:20:13,154
No, he shan't,
for he-eth not here.
471
00:20:13,196 --> 00:20:15,907
- I knew it.
- Oh, there's a note.
472
00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:19,911
"If I have not yet returned,
I am in the Rapture."
473
00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:24,165
Oh, and then it says,
"Love each other."
474
00:20:24,207 --> 00:20:26,209
What does he think
we've been doing?
475
00:20:26,251 --> 00:20:28,420
I loaned him $1,000.
476
00:20:28,462 --> 00:20:31,339
Gob didn't fare much better
than the bride,
477
00:20:31,381 --> 00:20:33,967
finally being discovered
on an episode
478
00:20:34,008 --> 00:20:35,594
of the auction reality show...
479
00:20:37,137 --> 00:20:38,972
Moment of truth, people.
480
00:20:39,931 --> 00:20:42,142
It's a masker.
481
00:20:42,183 --> 00:20:44,060
Jesus, there's a man in there.
482
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,647
Let's get the bidding started
at a hundred dollars.
483
00:20:47,688 --> 00:20:49,107
Anybody? -Nope.
484
00:20:49,149 --> 00:20:51,359
He's hissing.
485
00:20:54,737 --> 00:20:56,448
After a week in the hospital,
486
00:20:56,490 --> 00:20:59,618
Gob was happy to finally see
a familiar shape.
487
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:00,827
You humiliated me.
488
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:02,787
You made a mockery
of my religion
489
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:03,997
and you ruined our wedding.
490
00:21:04,038 --> 00:21:07,334
Our first fight,
and like all fights,
491
00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:09,710
you're a little right,
I'm a little right.
492
00:21:09,752 --> 00:21:11,296
I sold your cave on Craigslist.
493
00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:13,173
So it was all worth it.
494
00:21:13,214 --> 00:21:16,092
We have money to start
our life together.
495
00:21:16,134 --> 00:21:20,013
Now we have our nest, egg-- Ann.
496
00:21:20,054 --> 00:21:23,475
Now we have our, our nest, Ann.
497
00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:26,478
I'm leaving you, Gob.
498
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,229
I don't love you anymore.
499
00:21:28,271 --> 00:21:31,274
I feel sorry for you, and
you're gonna be alone forever
500
00:21:31,316 --> 00:21:33,860
unless you let the Holy Ghost
inside you.
501
00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:36,029
The, the Holy...
502
00:21:45,580 --> 00:21:48,166
You know what?
I hope you read this.
503
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:51,752
And maybe it was
the fact that he had nothing
504
00:21:51,794 --> 00:21:54,214
in his system
but two weeks of candy vines,
505
00:21:54,255 --> 00:21:55,632
but it did get through to him.
506
00:21:55,674 --> 00:21:57,717
Steve.
507
00:21:57,758 --> 00:21:59,844
It's me. Uh, I-I wanted
to let you know
508
00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:04,932
that I am... I'm-I'm ready to...
to... to...
509
00:22:04,974 --> 00:22:09,437
let the son of Gob enfold me.
510
00:22:09,479 --> 00:22:12,106
Have you been to the club And,
511
00:22:12,148 --> 00:22:14,359
owned by Jeremy "Pivan"?
512
00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:15,694
I'm gonna be there tonight
about 8:00.
513
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:17,404
Maybe you could join me,
I don't...
514
00:22:17,445 --> 00:22:19,864
Obviously it's, it's me,
your fa...
515
00:22:22,867 --> 00:22:23,784
Nah, he got it.
516
00:22:23,826 --> 00:22:26,371
Okay.
517
00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,081
Gob was waiting to meet his son
518
00:22:28,122 --> 00:22:30,041
at a bar and feeling
a little vulnerable.
519
00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:31,750
Lost my wife, lost my career.
520
00:22:31,792 --> 00:22:34,003
When I was in that storage unit
at the bottom of that rock,
521
00:22:34,045 --> 00:22:36,089
it was like I hit...
522
00:22:36,130 --> 00:22:37,549
- Rock bottom?
- No, no, not that.
523
00:22:37,591 --> 00:22:39,551
More like a trending
downward moment
524
00:22:39,593 --> 00:22:42,387
that just-- I don't know.
525
00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:45,724
Maybe I'm being tested like
that guy "Jawb" from the Bible.
526
00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:47,308
- Job.
- Yes?
527
00:22:47,350 --> 00:22:48,309
Job.
528
00:22:48,351 --> 00:22:49,519
Yes, sir.
529
00:22:49,561 --> 00:22:51,521
- Job. - Yeah.
- Look, I, I feel sorry
530
00:22:51,563 --> 00:22:52,980
- for you, Pops.
- Hey, pal,
531
00:22:53,022 --> 00:22:54,857
I'm not that much older
than you, guy.
532
00:22:54,899 --> 00:22:56,943
Nah, I'm just here, I'm looking for my son.
533
00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:59,738
I'm trying to get some cash
out of him, actually.
534
00:22:59,778 --> 00:23:02,156
You, you have another son?
535
00:23:03,617 --> 00:23:05,619
I have a brother?
536
00:23:05,660 --> 00:23:06,703
Oh, man.
537
00:23:06,745 --> 00:23:08,329
Yes, Steve.
538
00:23:08,371 --> 00:23:10,665
Yeah.
539
00:23:10,707 --> 00:23:12,875
- What's his name?
- Dave.
540
00:23:12,917 --> 00:23:14,628
Oh, Dave Holt.
541
00:23:14,669 --> 00:23:16,337
- Yeah, Dave Holt.
- Yes.
542
00:23:16,379 --> 00:23:17,922
Yes, Gob
had been speaking to his son
543
00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:19,591
for an hour and a half.
544
00:23:19,633 --> 00:23:21,301
- Wait, your mom's name is Eve?
- Yeah.
545
00:23:21,342 --> 00:23:23,678
God, I a chick
named Eve once.
546
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,597
Biggest mistake of my life.
547
00:23:25,639 --> 00:23:27,140
And perhaps it was because
548
00:23:27,181 --> 00:23:29,142
Gob was inadvertently so warm
549
00:23:29,183 --> 00:23:30,935
to his son that Steve
550
00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:32,729
- offered him a job.
- I don't even really have a job.
551
00:23:32,771 --> 00:23:34,855
Would you want
to come work with me?
552
00:23:34,897 --> 00:23:36,065
I mean, I...
553
00:23:36,107 --> 00:23:37,233
Are you serious?
554
00:23:37,275 --> 00:23:39,110
I mean, I'm in pest control, but
555
00:23:39,152 --> 00:23:41,070
father and son.
556
00:23:41,112 --> 00:23:42,781
What a great team.
557
00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:43,948
It would be a great team.
558
00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:45,074
I mean, I don't care.
559
00:23:45,116 --> 00:23:46,618
Pest control-- I don't know.
560
00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:48,411
As long as I'm not being
a pest to you, right?
561
00:23:48,453 --> 00:23:50,079
- No, never.
- I mean, I'm kidding.
562
00:23:54,417 --> 00:23:56,711
Where is your place of business?
563
00:23:56,753 --> 00:23:58,087
- 181...
- 181...
564
00:23:58,129 --> 00:24:00,507
- Manville. - Manville.
- Manville.
565
00:24:00,548 --> 00:24:01,840
Manville.
566
00:24:01,882 --> 00:24:04,803
What time do you start
this pest control?
567
00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:06,053
7:00 a.m.
568
00:24:06,095 --> 00:24:07,806
Then I'll be there at 6:45
569
00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:09,265
with two cups of coffee.
570
00:24:09,307 --> 00:24:12,935
Oh, Dad, this is
the greatest day of my life.
571
00:24:12,977 --> 00:24:15,980
No, this is the greatest day
of my life.
572
00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:18,358
And perhaps it was because
it was such a great day...
573
00:24:18,399 --> 00:24:20,360
- 6:45. - 6:45. -... that Gob
decided to stay at the bar...
574
00:24:20,401 --> 00:24:22,737
- 6:45.
- ...and show off a little.
575
00:24:22,779 --> 00:24:26,491
I bet it's been a long time
since you've seen your...
576
00:24:28,242 --> 00:24:29,828
- ...cherry.
- I have lupus.
577
00:24:29,868 --> 00:24:31,705
Could have warned a guy.
578
00:24:31,746 --> 00:24:33,914
But showing off did catch
the attention of someone.
579
00:24:33,956 --> 00:24:35,208
That was the real deal, huh?
580
00:24:35,249 --> 00:24:36,875
How about this?
581
00:24:36,917 --> 00:24:39,420
How about you do that cherry
trick for my boy Mark Cherry?
582
00:24:39,462 --> 00:24:40,879
Mark Cherry
the baby-faced singer
583
00:24:40,921 --> 00:24:42,674
or Marc Cherry
the baby-faced showrunner?
584
00:24:42,716 --> 00:24:44,718
Baby-faced singer--
right over there, man.
585
00:24:44,759 --> 00:24:47,136
He has loved magic
ever since he was a kid.
586
00:24:47,178 --> 00:24:49,930
Which was two years
earlier, when Mark Cherry was
587
00:24:49,972 --> 00:24:52,475
the star of a cable teen sitcom
called
588
00:24:52,517 --> 00:24:55,812
Pop-A-ROTC, created by
a longtime writing veteran
589
00:24:55,854 --> 00:24:57,480
of the TV show Cheers.
590
00:24:57,522 --> 00:25:00,024
Soon, Mark Cherry became
591
00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:03,778
a pop sensation
off his cowritten hit single
592
00:25:03,820 --> 00:25:05,321
"Practice Kisses."
593
00:25:05,363 --> 00:25:07,031
I found a gentleman
who is about
594
00:25:07,073 --> 00:25:09,743
- to do a magic trick for you.
- No, it's an illusion.
595
00:25:09,784 --> 00:25:11,994
A trick is something
a whore does for...
596
00:25:12,036 --> 00:25:14,121
Do a trick and I'll pay
for your bar tab.
597
00:25:14,163 --> 00:25:15,749
- Who wants a trick?
- Yeah!
598
00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:20,002
Gob had them
in the palm of his hand.
599
00:25:20,044 --> 00:25:22,672
He even got the attention
600
00:25:22,714 --> 00:25:24,424
- of a still out-of-control Rebel Alley...
- Do it again.
601
00:25:24,465 --> 00:25:26,133
- I missed it.
- ... who was there doing research
602
00:25:26,175 --> 00:25:27,719
- for an upcoming PSA...
- Fireball!
603
00:25:27,761 --> 00:25:29,470
...she'd soon be required
to do by law.
604
00:25:29,512 --> 00:25:32,515
Fire, fire!
605
00:25:32,557 --> 00:25:34,933
Never yell "fire"
in a crowded place.
606
00:25:34,975 --> 00:25:36,143
It's never funny.
607
00:25:36,185 --> 00:25:37,896
That's always funny.
608
00:25:37,936 --> 00:25:39,814
And she was intrigued
by this magical man.
609
00:25:39,856 --> 00:25:41,482
- Oh...
- Whoa.
610
00:25:41,524 --> 00:25:43,150
That is a David Spade.
611
00:25:43,192 --> 00:25:45,820
Check your purse.
612
00:25:46,905 --> 00:25:48,865
Nice.
613
00:25:50,157 --> 00:25:51,284
Oh, man, paparazzo.
614
00:25:51,325 --> 00:25:53,035
Oh, shoot, great.
615
00:25:53,077 --> 00:25:55,037
The last thing I need is to be
seen partying with some tweens.
616
00:25:55,079 --> 00:25:57,039
I'm trying to clean up my act.
617
00:25:57,081 --> 00:25:58,875
Dude, network's gonna flip
618
00:25:58,917 --> 00:26:00,334
if there's another drunk photo
of you.
619
00:26:00,376 --> 00:26:01,586
- I know.
- We got to get you away
620
00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:03,087
- from this place, okay?
- Getting away
621
00:26:03,129 --> 00:26:05,172
is kind of my specialty.
622
00:26:05,214 --> 00:26:08,635
I'll have us out of here
in a flash.
623
00:26:08,676 --> 00:26:10,428
All right.
624
00:26:10,470 --> 00:26:12,305
Let's get out of here while
they still got lighter fluid
625
00:26:12,346 --> 00:26:13,598
- in their eyes.
- Go, baby.
626
00:26:16,225 --> 00:26:17,644
- Oh, man.
- Oh...
627
00:26:17,685 --> 00:26:19,854
Nice moves, Getaway.
628
00:26:19,896 --> 00:26:20,855
Oh.
629
00:26:20,897 --> 00:26:22,774
Okay.
630
00:26:22,816 --> 00:26:24,734
Gob had been accepted
into the group,
631
00:26:24,776 --> 00:26:26,611
which was bad news for Cherry's
632
00:26:26,653 --> 00:26:28,863
business manager's son
Josh Abramson.
633
00:26:28,905 --> 00:26:30,448
Gob actually did
634
00:26:30,490 --> 00:26:32,116
end up driving down Manville
635
00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:33,785
- at 6:45 a.m.
- This is it! This is...
636
00:26:33,827 --> 00:26:35,954
I'll be with you in a second,
I'll be right there.
637
00:26:35,994 --> 00:26:37,996
Start without me,
just start without me.
638
00:26:38,038 --> 00:26:39,833
Don't worry!
639
00:26:39,874 --> 00:26:42,335
He's not coming back.
640
00:26:45,171 --> 00:26:47,005
Gob was living the dream,
641
00:26:47,047 --> 00:26:50,134
and felt like he was
in the center of the entourage,
642
00:26:50,176 --> 00:26:53,304
even though he was three away
from the center at the closest,
643
00:26:53,346 --> 00:26:56,056
and it was pop star
Mark Cherry's dream.
644
00:26:58,893 --> 00:27:02,981
Hey, I'm with, with the guys.
645
00:27:03,021 --> 00:27:04,273
Keep the limo running, Getaway.
646
00:27:06,150 --> 00:27:07,652
That's my job.
647
00:27:09,529 --> 00:27:11,572
The next few months
were a blur of partying...
648
00:27:13,073 --> 00:27:14,534
...and shame.
649
00:27:16,076 --> 00:27:18,705
But Gob had a trick
650
00:27:18,746 --> 00:27:21,624
for helping him forget
the shame.
651
00:27:23,918 --> 00:27:25,962
Unfortunately
it also helped him forget
652
00:27:26,004 --> 00:27:28,589
that he tried to forget
the shame...
653
00:27:28,631 --> 00:27:30,717
- Hey, remember me?
- and soon Gob found himself experiencing...
654
00:27:30,758 --> 00:27:33,051
Hey, I'm having myself
a little bit of a...
655
00:27:33,093 --> 00:27:35,346
what, on the street,
is referred to...
656
00:27:35,388 --> 00:27:37,015
- ...empty bottle situation.
- ...as a roofie circle...
657
00:27:37,055 --> 00:27:38,850
- I won't forget this.
- ...whereby a roofie
658
00:27:38,892 --> 00:27:41,477
is taken the day
after a degrading event...
659
00:27:43,437 --> 00:27:47,942
...too late to erase the memory
of the degrading event itself
660
00:27:47,984 --> 00:27:50,945
but not too late to erase
the prior day's attempt
661
00:27:50,987 --> 00:27:52,572
to erase the event.
662
00:27:54,908 --> 00:27:56,534
Thus, with no memory
of taking the roofie...
663
00:27:56,576 --> 00:27:58,202
Hey, remember me?
664
00:27:58,244 --> 00:28:01,039
...but the memory of the event
very much alive...
665
00:28:01,079 --> 00:28:02,665
Been a while.
666
00:28:02,707 --> 00:28:05,001
Oh, I should grab a, uh... oh.
667
00:28:05,043 --> 00:28:07,503
...the victim of the
roofie circle finds himself
668
00:28:07,545 --> 00:28:10,088
constantly trying
to re-erase the memory...
669
00:28:10,130 --> 00:28:11,632
What's with the scary guy?
670
00:28:11,674 --> 00:28:14,092
Cállate.
671
00:28:14,134 --> 00:28:17,013
...but only succeeds
in erasing the memory
672
00:28:17,055 --> 00:28:19,223
of the attempt
to erase the memory.
673
00:28:19,265 --> 00:28:21,017
Days turn into weeks,
weeks turn into months...
674
00:28:21,059 --> 00:28:23,185
What's with all
the Christmas decorations?
675
00:28:23,227 --> 00:28:25,897
...as relationships
grow testier.
676
00:28:25,939 --> 00:28:29,191
And what begins in shame...
677
00:28:29,233 --> 00:28:32,862
- Hey, remember me?
- No, no más, no más.
678
00:28:32,904 --> 00:28:34,948
- ...almost always ends...
- You remember me?
679
00:28:34,989 --> 00:28:36,991
- You remember me?
- ...in a Mexican hospital...
680
00:28:37,033 --> 00:28:39,035
- Remember me?
- ...with stage-four syphilis.
681
00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:43,081
Gob was also wearing out
his welcome
682
00:28:43,122 --> 00:28:45,416
with Mark
and the other hangers-on.
683
00:28:45,458 --> 00:28:47,085
See, told you I knew him.
684
00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:49,670
Can I get a picture with him
to show my five-year-old?
685
00:28:49,712 --> 00:28:51,130
You have a five-year-old?
686
00:28:51,171 --> 00:28:52,256
My granddaughter.
687
00:28:52,298 --> 00:28:54,174
- Oh, yeah, right.
- Thank you.
688
00:28:56,761 --> 00:28:59,013
- The hell?
- Run, run, run.
689
00:28:59,055 --> 00:29:01,307
And perhaps
it was this incident...
690
00:29:01,348 --> 00:29:03,268
- Getaway.
- ...that inspired Mark Cherry
691
00:29:03,309 --> 00:29:05,352
to actually write
a song about Gob.
692
00:29:05,394 --> 00:29:07,396
♪ Go away, Getaway,
stay away, Getaway... ♪
693
00:29:07,438 --> 00:29:11,150
But the lyrics were
too subtle for Gob to notice.
694
00:29:11,191 --> 00:29:12,777
I know guys just like that.
695
00:29:12,819 --> 00:29:14,361
And as his life
in the Malibu colony
696
00:29:14,403 --> 00:29:16,489
was falling apart,
he got a call
697
00:29:16,530 --> 00:29:19,742
that his bee colony
wasn't doing much better
698
00:29:19,784 --> 00:29:22,036
from a very much alive
Johnny Bark.
699
00:29:22,078 --> 00:29:23,788
They're sick. They're going
to collapse the whole colony.
700
00:29:23,830 --> 00:29:25,873
You tell him
about the sick bees?
701
00:29:25,915 --> 00:29:28,126
Jesus, I just said that!
702
00:29:28,167 --> 00:29:29,794
And Gob returned just in time
703
00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:31,211
to catch his friends going out
704
00:29:31,253 --> 00:29:32,463
for the evening without him.
705
00:29:32,505 --> 00:29:34,340
Guys, hurry before he sees us.
Come on.
706
00:29:34,381 --> 00:29:36,216
Hey, guys, where we going?
707
00:29:36,258 --> 00:29:38,845
I-I-I'll drive, I just got to
put my sick bees in the trunk.
708
00:29:38,886 --> 00:29:40,429
And perhaps this was the moment
709
00:29:40,471 --> 00:29:43,099
that Gob could sense
the tide was turning.
710
00:29:43,141 --> 00:29:45,059
It's my fault, guys.
I made a mistake.
711
00:29:48,938 --> 00:29:51,099
In an effort to remain
popular with the gang,
712
00:29:51,107 --> 00:29:54,152
Gob stopped in front of a club
to pick up some women.
713
00:29:54,193 --> 00:29:57,404
Who wants to party
with Mark Cherry?
714
00:29:57,446 --> 00:29:58,823
Uh, me, me, me...
715
00:29:58,865 --> 00:30:01,325
That's one forget-me-now saved,
huh, fellas?
716
00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:05,038
Oh, looks like we got a real
live one, and by alive, I mean
717
00:30:05,079 --> 00:30:06,998
barely alive.
718
00:30:08,749 --> 00:30:09,917
- Take off your...
- Clothes.
719
00:30:09,959 --> 00:30:11,961
- Take off your...
- Clothes.
720
00:30:12,003 --> 00:30:13,129
We're having a good time.
721
00:30:13,171 --> 00:30:15,006
We are having a great time.
722
00:30:15,048 --> 00:30:16,256
- Hey, Getaway.
- Yeah.
723
00:30:16,298 --> 00:30:17,925
You know what'd be really cool?
724
00:30:17,967 --> 00:30:19,844
If you shut the partition.
725
00:30:19,886 --> 00:30:23,014
It'd be like, uh, like a joke,
like you're our limo driver...
726
00:30:23,056 --> 00:30:24,390
That would be hilarious, right?
727
00:30:24,431 --> 00:30:28,811
"Oh, yes, very good,
sir, very good."
728
00:30:28,853 --> 00:30:30,563
Right?
729
00:30:30,604 --> 00:30:32,648
Be like, "I'm... I'm just
driving the queen of England,"
730
00:30:32,690 --> 00:30:34,441
but we're still--
we're taking our clothes off.
731
00:30:34,483 --> 00:30:35,985
But perhaps
if they had not excluded Gob...
732
00:30:36,027 --> 00:30:37,570
You guys have anything harder?
733
00:30:37,611 --> 00:30:39,655
...he could have prevented this
from happening.
734
00:30:39,697 --> 00:30:41,949
Like, what's in here? You have
the good stash in here?
735
00:30:41,991 --> 00:30:42,950
What are you talking about?
736
00:30:48,956 --> 00:30:52,752
"A lot of traffic out here
today, Miss Daisy."
737
00:30:56,923 --> 00:31:00,009
♪ Go away, Getaway,
stay away, Getaway... ♪
738
00:31:00,051 --> 00:31:01,844
On the plus side,
739
00:31:01,886 --> 00:31:04,764
Gob's bees were feeling
good enough to sting again.
740
00:31:04,805 --> 00:31:07,016
I see this boat and I'm like,
"Those are police boats,"
741
00:31:07,058 --> 00:31:08,726
so, anyway, I'm running around
742
00:31:08,768 --> 00:31:10,770
and I said, "It's not a trick,
it's an illusion..."
743
00:31:10,811 --> 00:31:13,647
To the entourage, the evening
was a complete disaster.
744
00:31:13,689 --> 00:31:16,817
Drunken, sick
and covered with bee stings,
745
00:31:16,859 --> 00:31:18,945
they had truly hit bottom.
746
00:31:22,073 --> 00:31:24,324
For Gob, however,
it was an amazing night,
747
00:31:24,366 --> 00:31:26,452
and he couldn't wait
to forget it.
748
00:31:26,493 --> 00:31:28,788
Hmm, hmm.
749
00:31:28,829 --> 00:31:30,206
Fun night.
750
00:31:31,749 --> 00:31:34,835
A... fun night.
751
00:31:41,217 --> 00:31:43,385
Fun night.
752
00:31:43,427 --> 00:31:45,387
The next day, Getaway awoke
753
00:31:45,429 --> 00:31:48,599
without a care in the world
and snuck to the front door,
754
00:31:48,641 --> 00:31:50,935
trying not to arouse the gang
755
00:31:50,977 --> 00:31:53,980
he assumed would be blissfully
sleeping it off all day.
756
00:31:54,021 --> 00:31:56,107
- Wake up!
- But Gob had slept through
757
00:31:56,149 --> 00:31:58,151
the seven ambulances
that had arrived
758
00:31:58,192 --> 00:32:00,903
after Josh Abramson had swung
by to pick up an old computer.
759
00:32:12,248 --> 00:32:14,250
Nonetheless,
later that evening,
760
00:32:14,292 --> 00:32:17,295
Gob arrived early at the Opies,
an award show
761
00:32:17,377 --> 00:32:19,839
that honored youth
in Hollywood, to make sure
762
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,008
that Mark Cherry
would be well taken care of...
763
00:32:22,049 --> 00:32:23,509
Where's the coconut shrimp?
764
00:32:23,550 --> 00:32:24,969
...before he was scheduled
to perform.
765
00:32:25,011 --> 00:32:27,930
Hey, come on,
my guys love coconut shrimp,
766
00:32:27,972 --> 00:32:30,432
especially if they can get it
with a little bit of club...
767
00:32:30,474 --> 00:32:32,018
It was then that Gob noticed
768
00:32:32,059 --> 00:32:34,353
the presence of a competitor
from his past.
769
00:32:34,394 --> 00:32:36,396
T.W.
770
00:32:36,438 --> 00:32:38,232
Tony Wonder.
771
00:32:38,274 --> 00:32:39,817
Gob realized
that where there was glitter,
772
00:32:39,859 --> 00:32:42,653
there must also be
Tony Wonder...
773
00:32:42,695 --> 00:32:44,905
and that's when Gob decided
774
00:32:44,947 --> 00:32:47,783
to take advantage
of an unexpected diversion
775
00:32:47,825 --> 00:32:50,036
and have a little fun
by wedging shut
776
00:32:50,077 --> 00:32:52,955
a panel on the podium
he knew Tony Wonder
777
00:32:52,997 --> 00:32:56,334
would pop out of.
778
00:32:57,918 --> 00:32:59,461
You guys want to see
a real failed magician?
779
00:32:59,503 --> 00:33:01,047
You might want to get down
to the Opies tonight.
780
00:33:01,088 --> 00:33:02,965
It's going to be hysterical.
781
00:33:03,007 --> 00:33:05,801
And that's when Gob
found out that Mark Cherry
782
00:33:05,843 --> 00:33:07,220
had checked into rehab.
783
00:33:07,261 --> 00:33:09,763
Well, come on, you guys,
I mean, it's just...
784
00:33:09,805 --> 00:33:13,559
A little alcohol poisoning
never killed anyone.
785
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,640
Actually, alcohol
poisoning is responsible
786
00:33:15,644 --> 00:33:17,604
for over 4,000 deaths a year.
787
00:33:17,646 --> 00:33:19,148
Binge drinking-- not cool.
788
00:33:19,190 --> 00:33:20,816
Well, that's a drag.
I thought we were friends.
789
00:33:20,858 --> 00:33:22,401
But, of course, they weren't.
790
00:33:22,442 --> 00:33:24,111
But Schnoodle's
coming out now, too,
791
00:33:24,153 --> 00:33:25,946
- just like Tony Wonder.
- And that's when he saw
792
00:33:25,988 --> 00:33:27,406
Tony Wonder come out
of a speaker.
793
00:33:27,447 --> 00:33:30,076
I'm here, I'm queer.
794
00:33:32,452 --> 00:33:34,788
And now I'm in a speaker.
795
00:33:34,830 --> 00:33:36,623
No one can stop us.
796
00:33:36,665 --> 00:33:38,251
It was in that pivotal moment
797
00:33:38,292 --> 00:33:41,379
that Gob realized
he had lost his fiancée,
798
00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:44,757
his career, his family
and his entourage.
799
00:33:44,798 --> 00:33:47,301
I have no one in my life
who cares for me.
800
00:33:48,886 --> 00:33:50,596
♪ Hello, darkness... ♪
801
00:33:50,637 --> 00:33:55,184
♪ Go away, Getaway,
stay away, Getaway... ♪
802
00:33:55,226 --> 00:33:57,686
Great, and now my boss
is on my ass.
803
00:34:02,942 --> 00:34:05,986
♪ Get away, Getaway... ♪
804
00:34:06,028 --> 00:34:07,869
Gob nurses
the loss of his new family
805
00:34:07,905 --> 00:34:09,656
when he gets a call
from his old one.
806
00:34:09,698 --> 00:34:11,033
This is Gob.
807
00:34:11,075 --> 00:34:12,159
It's your mother.
808
00:34:12,201 --> 00:34:13,327
We're going to plan "B."
809
00:34:13,369 --> 00:34:15,037
Go see your father
in the desert.
810
00:34:15,079 --> 00:34:16,830
He wants you to prepare
to be president
811
00:34:16,872 --> 00:34:19,083
- of the Bluth Company.
- Yes, finally.
812
00:34:19,125 --> 00:34:20,584
I will not disappoint you, Mom.
813
00:34:20,626 --> 00:34:23,337
I am the perfect person
to look out for this family.
814
00:34:23,379 --> 00:34:24,588
Whoa.
815
00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:29,468
♪ Hey, I met a girl today... ♪
816
00:34:29,509 --> 00:34:31,262
♪ Get away, Getaway... ♪
817
00:34:31,304 --> 00:34:32,805
And after collapsing
yet another colony,
818
00:34:32,846 --> 00:34:35,891
Gob makes
a startling discovery...
819
00:34:37,184 --> 00:34:38,477
My cave.
820
00:34:38,518 --> 00:34:40,146
...and decides
to investigate...
821
00:34:41,063 --> 00:34:43,357
Why didn't you open?
822
00:34:43,399 --> 00:34:45,651
...only to discover
that someone had wedged shut
823
00:34:45,692 --> 00:34:47,153
hissecret compartment
824
00:34:47,194 --> 00:34:49,029
on the day he deserted
his Christian bride.
825
00:34:49,071 --> 00:34:51,115
"T."
826
00:34:51,157 --> 00:34:53,284
Tony Wonder.
827
00:34:54,243 --> 00:34:56,329
Tony Wonder.
828
00:34:56,379 --> 00:35:00,929
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