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[narrator] Michael Bluth had finally
made good on his threat to go to Phoenix
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and even though the Phoenix he went to
was online,
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he still enjoyed
the full law school experience
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by living in a dorm room while doing so.
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George Michael,
what is my log-on password again?
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His son George Michael's
senior year dorm room
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at the University of California, Irvine.
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What have we always said
is the most important thing?
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I have tried "family."
It does not work for me.
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No, privacy.
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No one should have your password but you.
I shouldn't even know it.
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Yes, you've made that point.
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Have I?
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My point is, we have no secrets
from each other.
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We know everything there is to know
about each other. We're like twins.
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I don't see us as twins.
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Yeah? You name me one way
in which we're different.
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[George Michael] I think you tend to be
better at feeling like you belong places.
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[Michael] Do I?
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Well, I want you to start feeling
like you belong places.
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Look at that guy.
He thinks he's a musician.
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You've got to start having a little bit
better sense of humor about yourself.
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Look at me. People say I don't age.
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"Hey, look at that guy.
He's got the hair of a teenager."
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And I say, "Take your best shot,"
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because I think
that that's a good thing
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because I'm self-effacing.
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I want you to be able to do that.
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It's hard to be self-effacing
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when you're a perfect specimen
of rugged manlessness.
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No, you can't hear this,
but we're gonna work on it.
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That's why I'm living in your dorm.
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But it wasn't the only reason.
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Years earlier, after securing funding
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to build the housing development
Sudden Valley,
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the economy suddenly went
into a valley itself.
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Business dried up immediately
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and desperate to cover
his copious building loans...
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Just till I get on my feet.
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...Michael returned to the woman
he could count on
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to put off his downfall...
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I got you!
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...even though he was soon put off
which caused her to fall down.
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That's a hot mess.
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But weeks stretched into months
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and although there was
the occasional knock on the door,
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it was seldom a viable buyer.
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And it's hard to say whether it was this
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that made him lose hope...
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Love each other.
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Pete!
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...or the death of that mailman.
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Come on.
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Wait here.
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Hang on, Pete!
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I got one bar!
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But Michael finally gave up.
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-Hey.
-Dad!
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I thought we'd have Thanksgiving here
for your senior year.
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I don't have a kitchen.
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These are my clothes.
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Pete died.
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I thought you were living here
because you had nowhere else to go.
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Yeah, and because you had this big double
room to yourself because of your name.
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The name George Michael did create
confusion in the campus housing office.
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This guy's name
is actually George Michael.
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No, it's two different guys.
They're twins, ugly.
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We should sign them up for Twin Club.
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And let's give them
the big handicap room.
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Yeah, that's the other thing.
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I kind of wanted to use this time
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to almost kind of wean off
of the name George Michael.
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What?
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I don't know,
you know, you get older,
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you do a something search
of your own name.
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And in George Michael's case,
you find this.
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It was in this men's room in,
get this, Beverly Hills,
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that singer George Michael was arrested
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for soliciting sex
from an undercover cop.
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It was your mother's idea
to call you George Michael.
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I think it was just
so that we didn't confuse you
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with your uncle George
or your grandfather George.
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-Right.
-I got it. Let's call you Boy George.
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Singer Boy George
in the news again today,
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this time for sexual assault
in a men's public bathroom.
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Beatrix Hebberly-Sneed,
Wee BBC Two.
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I think I'll just stick
with George Michael.
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Great choice.
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At least it was consensual.
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Now the story of what happened
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when the one man
who was holding his family together
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finally let go
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and the separate journeys
that eventually gave them no choice
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but to come back together.
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It's Arrested Development:
Fateful Consequences.
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Michael was living in his son's dorm
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to help him become more self-effacing.
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I guess the bigger point I'm making
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is just that it's hard
to have any privacy,
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now that they've stuck me
with an actual roommate.
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Well, listen, I'm all for kicking
P-Hound out. You know that.
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You know,
I didn't really mean privacy from him.
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I know.
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You want your space from me?
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Look, listen, hey, look, listen.
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Listen, look it. Are you listening?
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You want your space. I get it.
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I did not mean to crowd you, pal.
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Listen, I thought that this was fun,
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and it is okay if you didn't see it
that way.
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Buddy, it's not like I don't have
someplace to go.
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I'll go back to the model home.
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They don't have Internet there,
so I'll just put the law school on pause.
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It's not the first time I've done that.
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Last time I did that, you were born.
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Screw it. Maybe I'll just go
to the real Phoenix and finish school.
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They got one in Costa Mesa.
Plus they want me for an article.
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Media wants to talk to Daddy
about the real-estate business.
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Once they do that,
I'm gonna be right back on top.
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This is your school rally shirt.
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Same size, medium.
Do you know where mine is?
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We wear the same size, like twin...
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We're just like twins,
couple of identical--
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Dad, no, I...
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Look, I was not talking about privacy
from you per se.
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I was talking about... my software.
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What's that?
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It's privacy software.
That's why the word came up.
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It's not why the word came up,
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but George Michael was writing code
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for a block software
with his roommate
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that was proving challenging,
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both because of online threats
to his privacy
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and some in-room threats
to his privacy as well.
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Buddy, is that schoolwork?
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We're just in the middle of--
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Good. Give me the lappy.
I'll hit "save" for you.
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I got to Skype with my adviser in Phoenix.
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If I don't get on right now,
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he's gonna have to Skype me
from a TGI Fridays.
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Yeah.
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'Cause that hurt for a second.
I was like, "He wants me to go."
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-God, no.
-But no. Yeah? No.
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-No.
-Software.
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No, I mean, yeah, I may need some privacy
to work on it and that might mean...
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...you going.
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You mean here. Yeah, clearing out.
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An hour here, there. Yes?
Got it. Not a problem.
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You give me a little fair warning,
I clear right out of here.
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Let's schedule it now.
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I need help with the calendar, though.
It's, like, stuck on 2003.
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-Help me break into--
-You just hit "Today."
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-The "Today" button.
-It's stuck in 2003,
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so I don't have "Today."
I need to jump forward.
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George Michael was trying to get used
to living with his father...
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Anyway, I'm just gonna run downstairs
and grab a bite.
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I want to go.
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Let me go. I'll go. I'm hungry. Come on.
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...as Buster dealt with losing his mother
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after missing her trial at which
she received a prison sentence
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of three to five years.
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Good luck with your night terrors.
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Now no one will be there
to hear your screams!
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Although spending some money
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would make Lucille's hard time
a little softer...
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Hello! Oh, Mrs. Bluth is here,
for stealing the Queen Mary.
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...as it made her eligible for one
of the so-called country club prisons
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that had become popular
after the Enron debacle.
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You want to go here,
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so you're gonna take this hallway
to the elevators, then you want to--
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Slow down. You sound like the end
of a Cymbalta commercial.
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Even the lifers get confused.
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But even though it was a nice prison,
it was still prison.
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...choice of fresh scent, sport,
or floral for your delousing.
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Also, if you're sexually assaulted
by a guard,
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press "seven" on your phone.
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If you go through the front desk,
it'll take forever.
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But in her absence, Buster couldn't bear
the thought of living alone.
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My mother's gone away and I thought
you've always been like a...
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-Girlfriend.
-Not what I was gonna say!
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Anyways, I was over there
and my friend's over here
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and I thought,
"Maybe I should just move in,"
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because I love to hear
all about your medications
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and ailments and whatnot.
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Is that baby toe of yours still crawling
over the others like a weird weed?
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Buster, how sweet of you to remember.
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It's one of my night terrors.
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But listen, Buster,
before I invite you into my arms,
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my bedroom,
my bathtub with the railing,
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I have to ask you something.
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Are you ready to let go of your mother?
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Buster thought he was,
although there was one ominous sign.
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I am ready for that, Lucille.
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Did you hear it?
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Wait. Did you just drop the "Two"
after my name?
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I hope not.
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That would be creepy.
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It was.
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Buster wasn't the only Bluth who was ready
to make a real commitment.
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Runaway groom Gob Bluth was ready, too,
beginning with an amends...
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You humiliated me.
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You made a mockery of my religion
and you ruined our wedding.
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...by performing an escape act
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that resulted in him trapped
in a storage unit for weeks
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where he had something of an epiphany.
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[folksy man] If you don't open up
and let someone else in,
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the treasures you have inside
will never come out
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and you'll never be happy.
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We have money to start our life together.
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Now we have our nest egg... Ann.
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Now we have our nest, Ann.
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I'm ready to settle.
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Marry me.
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I'm leaving you, Gob
I don't love you anymore.
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I feel sorry for you
and you're gonna be alone forever
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unless you let the Holy Ghost inside you.
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The Holy...
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[stutters]
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You know what? I hope you read this.
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[narrator] Maybe it was the fact
that he had nothing in his system
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but two weeks of candy vines,
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but it did get through to him.
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Steve!
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It's me.
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I wanted to let you know
that I'm ready to...
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...let the son of Gob enfold me.
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Obviously it's me, your fa--
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[phone beeps]
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And as Gob reached out to a son
he could have been closer to,
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Michael held on to the one
he couldn't have.
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Gettable, right?
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Tell me about the software thing. This is
the Faceblock thing you were working on?
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Is it like Facebook?
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No, it's kind of the opposite
of Facebook, you know.
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Facebook connects you with everyone
and this blocks you from everyone.
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Kind of like The Anti-Social Network,
right?
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-That's very good.
-You can use it.
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I don't understand the Internet stuff.
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You give me all the parts and you tell me
to build a television set,
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I can bang that out, but I can't get
the right day to display on my calendar.
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Just press "Today."
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I just tried that.
Doesn't work on mine.
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But Michael had big plans
to salvage his own career.
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...because once they come out
with that article on me
245
00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:39,365
in that in-flight magazine,
the family's gonna be right back on top.
246
00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,075
The guy's doing a whole spread on me.
247
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,785
-In-flight magazine?
-Yeah.
248
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,787
It's called Altitude.
It's for OutWest Airlines.
249
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,248
Next to SkyMall,
the number two most read in all of coach.
250
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,917
Well, three with the safety card,
251
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,085
but get a lot of attention
for Sudden Valley.
252
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:55,256
And then with your Internet company,
we're gonna have two businesses.
253
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,592
You know?
And yours sounds like such a natural.
254
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,260
No one likes to share their identity.
255
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,679
-Right.
-Give me your meal plan card.
256
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,473
I'm gonna run in there, grab a tray,
257
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,600
you run around back,
make sure you get there in time
258
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:08,478
before my hand stamp dries, okay?
Here we go.
259
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:14,108
And as George Michael contemplated
how to get distance from a parent...
260
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,905
...Buster worked on getting closer to one.
261
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:25,328
Buster Bluth and pie
for his... Lucille Bluth.
262
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:26,829
Every day, he visited her.
263
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,334
And every day, she refused to see him.
264
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:32,418
No.
265
00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:34,671
-She doesn't want to see you.
-Excellent.
266
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:38,383
She wouldn't forgive him
for missing her trial.
267
00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:41,844
And they had grown too far apart.
268
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:46,516
But you don't win three Motherboy Awards
without persistence.
269
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:49,978
And a flair for costuming.
270
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:51,980
Alex Trebek?
271
00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:54,399
She then rephrased it
in the form of a question.
272
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,693
Who is Alex Trebek?
273
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,111
Buster.
274
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,116
No, Buster.
275
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:05,159
But the answer was always no.
276
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:10,164
Do you have a pie
or a small sponge cake available?
277
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,084
Here you go.
278
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,378
While Buster cried in his pie,
279
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:20,133
Michael was flying high
about his in-flight magazine piece.
280
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:24,387
You are kidding me! They're gonna be
in seat backs today? That is great news.
281
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,973
It would get him out of living
in his son's dorm.
282
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,266
I'm putting up a wall.
283
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,351
We need to rework
our whole system here.
284
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:33,104
Sounds like you're working
on your privacy software.
285
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,773
-Hey. How'd you find me?
-Trang's grandfather.
286
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:38,735
Boy, shoot me if I'm 86,
living in my grandson's dorm!
287
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,737
Pal, good news.
288
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,740
The article they did on me
in Altitude magazine comes out today.
289
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,657
Can I see it?
290
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,744
Probably doesn't have it. Try finding
a flight at this time of the year.
291
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,247
Ever even been on a plane,
you piece of [bleep]?
292
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,876
So can I see it?
293
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:58,046
It is not in the terrestrial news stands
just yet.
294
00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,465
Guess what, though?
You, my friend, are in the article.
295
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:01,966
-I'm in it?
-You're in it.
296
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,760
I mentioned that I'm living in your dorm.
297
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,095
I thought it might help
with your popularity problem.
298
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:10,141
Well, I'm gonna get going
while the room is empty.
299
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:11,601
Great. See you later.
300
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,103
Boy, that's got to drive you crazy.
301
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,481
The reason you came to the computer lab
was for privacy.
302
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,399
No wonder you can't get a real girl
up there.
303
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:21,903
Michael was referring to something
he'd walked in on a few days earlier.
304
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:22,862
P-Hound!
305
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,280
There's a girl in there.
306
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:25,948
There is?
307
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,785
Where the hell is George Michael?
308
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,453
-Excuse me. Hello.
-Dad!
309
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,789
-Hi.
-Yeah, there's nobody in here.
310
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:36,334
Buddy, bad news.
P-Hound is yanking our chain again.
311
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,960
-Uncle Michael.
-Oh, my God.
312
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,712
-Hi.
-Hello there.
313
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:43,841
There is a kind of girl here.
Didn't say it was your cousin.
314
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:45,093
-Hey.
-He doesn't know.
315
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,012
Now, that's smart.
Let him think there's a girl in here.
316
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,140
Actually, we've been talking
about how crowded that room is
317
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,727
and P-Hound was suggesting
that maybe we do a vote
318
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,646
to see who stays in the dorm room.
319
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,314
He suggested that? Are you serious?
320
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:01,234
The thing is that the room
is only sanctioned for two.
321
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,778
Right, and we have a vote.
He's gone in two seconds.
322
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:06,948
Two against one, right?
323
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,825
-Well, actually--
-We got to do it.
324
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,494
The thing is that it kind of puts me
in an awkward position.
325
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:12,870
-Hi.
-Hey.
326
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:14,956
Since there's only three people voting,
327
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:17,458
everyone's gonna know
who voted against who.
328
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,627
What about if your "girlfriend" wants
to move in?
329
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,087
That way, she gets a vote.
330
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,089
I'm just here for tutoring.
331
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,632
Not my girlfriend. She's my cousin.
332
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,301
-I'm not attracted to him.
-Why's that even an issue?
333
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:28,970
P-Hound doesn't know any of that stuff.
334
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:32,473
Okay? He'll just think that her vote's
the vote that got him out.
335
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:35,309
Wouldn't my girlfriend want
to get rid of my father?
336
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:38,020
-I'm not your girlfriend.
-But he doesn't know that.
337
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,399
Someone's got to vote for me,
otherwise, it's suspicious.
338
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,985
We don't want a palace coup, right?
339
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,027
Well, I'll vote you out.
340
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,946
-Yeah, I will.
-I wouldn't make you do that.
341
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:50,241
Then I fall down the stairs and you feel
bad about yourself your whole life.
342
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,285
And perhaps it was the chair
343
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:55,580
that fooled Michael into thinking
his next idea was a good one.
344
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,249
What if I vote myself out?
345
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,126
You'd do that?
346
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,210
How would that help?
347
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,545
It's simple algebra.
348
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:05,715
You two vote against P-Hound,
nobody knows who did what
349
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,884
because there's a vote against me in there
350
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:11,095
and it's, "Adiós, brothiero."
It cannot fail.
351
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,598
Michael was pleased with his plan.
352
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,100
Won't that make it a tie?
353
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,018
Briefly.
354
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,729
I mean,
if the two of us vote against P-Hound
355
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,689
and you and P-Hound
vote against you,
356
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,733
then it's two against two, right?
357
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,945
Wow, you think that he'd vote against me?
I mean...
358
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,032
All right, new plan.
359
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:34,702
The details of the plan continued
to develop through lunch.
360
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,037
So we got two scenarios.
361
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,206
It's either two votes against P-Hound,
362
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:41,459
one vote against Maeby, one against me,
with that vote being my own,
363
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:45,046
or if it's two votes against me,
then clearly P-Hound is being nasty.
364
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,131
That triggers a recount,
then it's a P-Hound blitz.
365
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,925
We all vote against P-Hound, he's gone.
366
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,386
-What if whoever loses...
-Yeah?
367
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,555
...refuses to go?
368
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,432
You think P-Hound would do that?
369
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:58,518
Okay, new plan.
370
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:00,353
And so the planning continued
371
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,563
through what should have been
Organic Chemistry.
372
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:05,858
We all pack ahead of time,
really pack a bag,
373
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,276
so it doesn't look rigged.
374
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,696
And then the loser, straight out the door.
I mean, that's the deal.
375
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,282
That's the cost of having a vote,
that's the price of freedom.
376
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:17,161
Maybe it's better if we're all just direct
with each other, you know?
377
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,829
Just say what's on our minds.
378
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:20,498
Yeah, I think it's gonna come out anyway.
379
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,877
Dad, you know,
I've really loved living with you--
380
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:25,920
No talking.
381
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:31,592
No talking once the votes come in. You're
out the door. That's the missing piece.
382
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:35,012
That's it. This plan is foolproof.
383
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,765
I've cherished this, too, pal.
384
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:41,227
Yeah. I mean, how many fathers get to go
to college with their kid?
385
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:51,362
While Buster's days were spent trying
to get his mother to love him,
386
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:55,533
his nights were consumed
with getting his lover to mother him.
387
00:17:55,616 --> 00:18:00,246
Just in time. I hope you are in the mood
for a hot tomato.
388
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:04,250
Soup? With little grilled
cheese sandwiches on the side?
389
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,335
Buster, that was innuendo.
390
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,630
My Lord, it's like we're speaking
different languages here.
391
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:12,216
No, it's not. It is working.
392
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,385
I'm getting hungry.
393
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:16,637
For love?
394
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:20,933
No. Is this another one of those nights
where nothing is as it seems
395
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,185
and there's no cream pie for dessert?
396
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:27,898
Holy Toledo, Buster, sometimes I think
I'm nothing but a Horn & Hardart to you.
397
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,485
What happened to innuendo?
Let's do it quick.
398
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,654
It's an old restaurant.
399
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:38,117
A restaurant? I don't care if it's old.
Look who I'm dating!
400
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:39,952
Let's go there now.
401
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:43,539
Buster, you can either be a son
or a lover.
402
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,626
And right now,
you're no good to me as a lover.
403
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:48,836
Maybe you're right.
404
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,465
Maybe this has been wrong from the start.
405
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,634
So, Mom...
406
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:55,926
Out!
407
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,679
Buster was being kicked out
which was the same fate
408
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:02,933
that Michael had in mind
for his son's other roommate, P-Hound.
409
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,728
And he prepared to put his scheme to work.
410
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,855
He read his own vote first.
411
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:09,774
First vote to remove...
412
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:11,400
Michael.
413
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,235
What are you gonna do?
414
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:16,697
Second vote to remove...
415
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:21,243
Michael.
416
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:25,331
Michael expected this,
but didn't expect the sting.
417
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:30,002
Obviously, if there's a tie,
there's an immediate runoff.
418
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,588
Third vote to remove...
419
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:36,550
Michael.
420
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,102
Did you mean to write "George Michael"?
421
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,063
Obviously, the verdict was in.
422
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:53,401
And it's hard to know exactly
why Michael opened the fourth ballot.
423
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,445
Was it out of hope or confusion?
424
00:19:57,113 --> 00:20:00,157
Either way, it couldn't be
what he wanted to read.
425
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:25,224
Michael did the only thing
he could think of that would save face.
426
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:47,496
On the next Arrested Development:
Fateful Consequences...
427
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:51,792
[man] If tomorrow, you don't open up
and let someone else in,
428
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,837
then the treasures you have inside
429
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:56,714
may never come out.
430
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,924
This is my Motherboy Four medal.
431
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:02,386
[narrator] With nowhere to live,
Buster tries to raise some money...
432
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,304
What'll you give me?
433
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:07,600
...only to discover he's not
the first Motherboy to hit hard times.
434
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:11,479
What will you give me for these?
435
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,063
All-time low.
436
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,526
And he gets a bit of inspiration.
437
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,237
She certainly seems proud of her son.
438
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:25,075
So Buster returns to the only other mother
he had ever known.
439
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:27,411
I'm back!
440
00:21:27,461 --> 00:21:32,011
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