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Boy, the way Glenn Miller played
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Songs that made the hit parade
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Guys like us, we had it made
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Those were the days
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And you knew where you were then
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Girls were girls, and men were men
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Mister, we could use a man
like Herbert Hoover again
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Didn't need no welfare state
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Everybody pulled his weight
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Gee, our old LaSalle ran great
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Those were the days
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Oh.
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Archie!
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[TOILET FLUSHES]
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ARCHIE: What do you want, Edith?
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I think the set is pooped out again.
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What now? It's humming,
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but we ain't got a picture,
and we ain't got no sound.
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Well, I coulda told you
that a half an hour ago.
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- Just give it a kick. - Oh, no!
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That's what makes it poop
out, when you kick it.
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I never kick it until it's pooped out.
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You kick it a lot.
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- Oh, no, no. - Oh, yeah.
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When did you ever see me kick
this when it wasn't pooping?
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You kicked it when they caught Spiro Agnew.
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No, no. I threw a beer at it.
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You kicked it when Mr. Nixon resigned.
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No, that time I cursed it.
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You kicked it when the
Rolling Stones was on.
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No, no. That time I mooned it.
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But this here time, I'm gonna kick it.
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- Oh, no! - [BUZZING]
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Oh! Oh! I think it's on fire!
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Burn, baby, burn.
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But it could be dangerous!
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Well, pull the plug on it, Edith.
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Give it a mercy killing.
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Where are you going?
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Oh, I ain't decided yet.
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It'll either be to the South of France
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ARCHIE: Oh, holy cow!
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Edith! Edith! Edith!
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Yeah?
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Bring yesterday's paper here, will you?
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Barney's dog's been up on our porch again.
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Oh, dear.
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Can it be fixed?
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Oh, no. It's too old.
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If I had the money, I'd buy you
a new one for your anniversary.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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But maybe I could get one!
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Yeah!
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That could be my present to Archie.
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Oh, that's a wonderful idea!
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Have you got the money?
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No.
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But maybe I could get it on credit.
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What's credit?
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Credit is when you pay a little down
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and then pay a little every week.
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Archie calls it "the American way."
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He says that way, you can buy
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anything you can't afford.
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Oh, it's a wonderful idea!
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Oh, and you mustn't...
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Ms. Jamison, you can send
in the next loan applicant.
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How do you do?
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How do you do?
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I'm Gordon Faraday.
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I'm Edith Bunker.
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Welcome to your bank's
friendly loan department.
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Won't you sit down?
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Oh, thank you.
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Now, what can we do for you?
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I want to borrow $500
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for a new color TV set
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for my husband.
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That's a lovely thought.
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Oh, thank you.
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It's our 30th anniversary.
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Congratulations.
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Oh! Thank you!
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Mmm!
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Oh, my!
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It's so much nicer here
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than at Kressler's department store.
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I was just over there
looking at their TV sets,
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and I saw a nice one on sale.
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It was playing my favorite soap opera--
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As the World Turns.
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It looked very good, so
I decided to buy it.
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But the man wouldn't let
me buy it on credit.
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So I asked him why,
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and he wouldn't tell me.
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But, as I was going out,
the sales lady told me
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that they wouldn't give me credit
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'cause I was a woman.
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That's discrimination!
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That's against the law!
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You cannot deny credit to someone
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just because she's a woman.
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That's what I thought!
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Fortunately, Mrs. Bunker,
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our bank is quite liberal
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in its attitudes toward women.
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Oh, I'm so glad.
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Our chief teller is a woman
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in our branch in King of
Prussia, Pennsylvania.
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Oh.
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And our third assistant cashier is a woman.
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She's not only a wiz at figures,
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but she makes the best damn
cup of coffee in town.
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So, you see, Mrs. Bunker,
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you've come to the right place.
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Oh, I know I have.
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My husband and me got a
joint account here--
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a joint checking account
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and a joint saving account too.
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And I got three accounts
on my own, in my name.
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My education-for-my-grandson account
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and my Christmas Club account
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and my magic-potato-cutter account.
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That's mine, too.
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The bank is your friend, Mrs. Bunker.
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Just give us a smile and
we'll lend you a pile
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Dah dah
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Oh, yeah!
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I heard that.
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Now, you just take this application,
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and fill it out, then sign right here.
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Oh, you make it so easy.
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Then have your husband sign right here.
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Oh, no. I ain't gonna do that
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'cause I want it to be a surprise.
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Oh, you want credit on your own?
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Oh, yeah!
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Well, that shouldn't be any problem.
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You can put up your bank
accounts as collateral.
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But only mine. I want to
do this all on my own.
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How much money do you
have in your accounts?
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Oh, about $78.
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No, I meant all three.
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Yeah, that is all three.
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Do you work?
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, well, in that case--
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I work at the Sunshine Home part time.
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How much do they pay you?
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2.65 an hour.
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Sometimes I work ten hours a week.
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Well, Mrs. Bunker, I'm
afraid that isn't enough
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to guarantee the loan.
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Do you--do you own anything yourself?
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Outright?
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Well, I own all my clothes.
And I own the dishes
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that my mother give us when we got married.
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Oh, and I guess I own the pots and pans
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'cause Archie give 'em to
me as a birthday present.
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Oh, and I got my own Water Pic.
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My daughter give it to me.
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Well, Mrs. Bunker-- [SIGHS]
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I'm afraid that your bank
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is not gonna be able to give you a loan.
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[SNAP]
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Why not?
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Since you don't have any visible assets...
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and you don't work full-time.
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Oh, but I do work full-time!
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I do all the cooking and the cleaning
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and the washing and the shopping.
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I mean real work.
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That's real work.
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Have you ever tried it?
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That's just housework.
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What's wrong with housework?
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Ain't that important?
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I thought you said that your bank
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didn't have nothing against women.
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We don't. We love 'em.
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But we don't just fork
over loans just like that.
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If I was a man, would you give me a loan?
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If you were a man, you'd be out working
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and you wouldn't be just a housewife.
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But I--I can't be out working.
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I gotta stay home and work
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so my husband can go out and work.
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But you think that the
work that I do at home
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ain't as important as the work
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that my husband does at work.
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I'm glad you understand, Mrs. Bunker.
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But that ain't fair!
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Now, you just take this
application home with you
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and fill it out and have
your husband sign it.
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I don't want him to sign it.
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Come back and I'll give you
your money in 5 minutes.
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I wanted it to be a surprise!
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I'm sorry I can't do business
with you, Mrs. Bunker.
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Goodbye!
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Goodbye.
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I'm sorry.
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I can't do business with
you, neither, Mr. Faraday.
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You know, my three bank accounts
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that I got here in this bank--
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my education-for-my-grandson account
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and my Christmas Club account
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and my magic-potato-cutter account?
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Yes.
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Well, I'm gonna take 'em
all out of this bank...
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right now.
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And I don't care if I suffer um--um--
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substantial penalties
for early withdrawals.
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Case closed.
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Well...
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that lemon-lime Jell-o's pretty good.
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Even though it looks like you-know-what.
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Oh, Archie.
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Where are you going?
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Where am I going? Where else could I go?
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Going over here to sit down.
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Do what I usually do.
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Look at TV.
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Why would you look at TV
when it ain't working?
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I don't know what else to do.
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I know what we could do.
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We can have a little talk.
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Oh, geez.
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Come on, Archie.
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Let's have a heart-to-heart talk.
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Yeah, all right, Edith.
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Go ahead.
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The evening's shot anyway.
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Archie, you're my husband.
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And I'm your wife.
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Who else knows this, Edith?
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Oh, everybody.
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Hmm.
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And I'm your friend.
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And you're my friend.
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Hold it. Now, hold it.
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Hold it. Hold it, Edith.
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I don't care what such publications
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as this here Cosmopolitan
has to say on the subject,
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but I'll tell you right here and now--
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A husband and a wife cannot be friends!
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Oh, yeah. They can.
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Married people help each other,
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and friends help each other too,
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so that makes married people friends.
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All right, all right
. Dr. Joyce Smothers there.
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What the hell is your point?
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Archie...
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friend...
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would you loan me some money?
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Edith, friend...
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The best way to lose a friend
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is to ask for a loan.
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Please, Archie. I need some money.
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How much?
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[sigh]
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Well, come on, come on, Edith.
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Give me the figure there.
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5--
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Aw, geez, sweetheart.
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You got it, 5.
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Hundred.
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Dollars?
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You just lost your friend.
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Please?
270
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:05,734
What did you do wrong that you need $500?
271
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Oh, nothing.
272
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It's just, uh, for something for the house.
273
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We puttin' in a swimming pool?
274
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Oh, no.
275
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I can't tell you what it is, Archie.
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You'll just have to trust me.
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I do trust you.
278
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A man can trust his wife up to $25!
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Anything over $25,
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a man's got to know the facts.
281
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Why?
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I don't make you tell me
283
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every time you spend our money.
284
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Edith, the law says I don't gotta tell you!
285
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Edith, I'm the man of the house!
286
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You know what that means?
287
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I don't care what's going on nowadays,
288
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but that still means the boss!
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- Oh, no, Archie-- - Edith, the boss.
290
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Listen, you better stop reading
291
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that big-brained Gloria Steinway too much.
292
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You take my advice.
293
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They're gonna pay more attention
294
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to that nice little woman
that's running around
295
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who always puts her duty
ahead of her brains,
296
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like Mrs. Phyllis Shoo-fly.
297
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All I can tell you
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is that it's something for
what I can't tell you why,
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and it's for somebody that
I can't tell you who.
300
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Well, you better tell
me the who or the why,
301
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or you ain't going to get the what.
302
00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:43,868
Archie, please, you're my last chance.
303
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I can't get it from the bank
304
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because they won't lend
money to housewives.
305
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Oh, well, that's the fault
306
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of all the big liberals out there
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They went and protected all
the "minorority" groups
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from the bank.
309
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Now the bank ain't got
nobody left to kick around
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but youse women.
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Let me ask you something.
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Do you think that the work
I do here in the house--
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the cooking and the washing
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and the cleaning and the shopping--
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is worth a dollar a week?
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About.
317
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:34,067
Well, I figured it all out.
318
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See...
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a dollar a week for 52 weeks--
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'cause there's 52 weeks in a year--
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00:17:44,033 --> 00:17:49,367
comes to $52 a year.
322
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Well, that's close, yeah.
323
00:17:52,734 --> 00:17:57,534
And we've been married 30 years, right?
324
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Yeah.
325
00:17:58,567 --> 00:18:01,667
That's ten threes.
326
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And ten 52s is $520.
327
00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:11,334
And three 520s
328
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comes to $1,560.
329
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Oh...
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[MUMBLES]
331
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Which you owe me!
332
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Oh, wait-- Hold--Hold--
333
00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:31,534
Now, let's make a deal.
334
00:18:31,534 --> 00:18:37,467
If you pay me right now $500,
335
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I'll let you keep the $1,060 that's left.
336
00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:49,067
What d'you mean keep it?
337
00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:50,701
When the hell did I ever have it?
338
00:18:50,701 --> 00:18:53,868
When you didn't pay it to me.
339
00:18:53,868 --> 00:18:56,000
But I don't see it nowheres!
340
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,801
What did I do with it?
341
00:18:57,801 --> 00:19:00,200
Well, how should I know?
342
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,300
See?
343
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:04,400
You don't have to tell me
344
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every time you spend your money.
345
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,667
Why should I tell you?
346
00:19:11,601 --> 00:19:14,367
Well, ho-ho-hold it. Hold it, Edith.
347
00:19:14,367 --> 00:19:16,167
Wai--Wai--
348
00:19:16,167 --> 00:19:18,601
Fifty-- Just a minute!
349
00:19:20,334 --> 00:19:22,767
What are you trying to tell me here?
350
00:19:22,767 --> 00:19:25,534
That I gotta pay you for doing the work
351
00:19:25,534 --> 00:19:27,834
that God give you to do?
352
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,567
Yeah! I guess so.
353
00:19:33,901 --> 00:19:36,367
Well, that, Edith Baines Bunker,
354
00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:38,234
is Communist talk!
355
00:19:39,701 --> 00:19:41,901
I ain't a Communist!
356
00:19:41,901 --> 00:19:44,033
I voted for Jimmy Carter!
357
00:19:44,033 --> 00:19:45,133
Oh! Oh! Oh!
358
00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:47,434
Now it all comes out!
359
00:19:47,434 --> 00:19:50,267
And I suppose you're saying
360
00:19:50,267 --> 00:19:51,934
that the work that I've been doing
361
00:19:51,934 --> 00:19:56,801
in this house for 30
years ain't worth $500!
362
00:19:56,801 --> 00:19:58,334
Don't put words into my mouth!
363
00:19:58,334 --> 00:20:00,067
And I've been working seven days a week!
364
00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:01,501
- I never said-- - And Sundays!
365
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,701
And holidays! I suppose
I should work overtime!
366
00:20:03,701 --> 00:20:06,400
You brought up this whole
thing about the money!
367
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,400
- Oh, when I sleep? - Let me finish.
368
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,000
I guess when I sleep! I shouldn't sleep!
369
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,868
You brought up-- Will you let me finish?
370
00:20:11,868 --> 00:20:14,734
I should go out and maybe paint the house!
371
00:20:14,734 --> 00:20:17,067
Hey, hey, hey!
372
00:20:17,067 --> 00:20:18,801
Hey, hey, hey!
373
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,567
Hey, hey, hey!
374
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:24,334
Edith.
375
00:20:24,334 --> 00:20:27,300
Take it easy there, will you?
376
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:29,868
Geez, you scared me.
377
00:20:29,868 --> 00:20:32,701
You got a wild look on your face
378
00:20:32,701 --> 00:20:35,868
like your Aunt Louella
up at the funny farm.
379
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:39,534
And you got a mean look on your face
380
00:20:39,534 --> 00:20:43,534
like that man at the First Friendly Bank!
381
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:47,667
And that man at Kressler's
department store!
382
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:49,467
I don't want to do this!
383
00:20:49,467 --> 00:20:51,267
You clear off the table!
384
00:20:51,267 --> 00:20:54,000
And I ain't paying you for it, neither!
385
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,300
Geez.
386
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,100
Oh, my God.
387
00:21:14,567 --> 00:21:16,701
If she's going through
another one of them changes,
388
00:21:16,701 --> 00:21:18,367
you might as well come and claim me
389
00:21:18,367 --> 00:21:20,167
because I can't take it.
390
00:21:24,234 --> 00:21:26,300
Was Aunt Edith yelling at you?
391
00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:29,167
No, no, no, no. She don't never yell.
392
00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:32,000
She was just singing something down here.
393
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,167
Let me tell you something, kiddo.
394
00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:36,667
Your Aunt Edith's a saint.
395
00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:38,701
This time she's a killer saint,
396
00:21:38,701 --> 00:21:40,100
but she's a saint.
397
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:42,767
Do you know what she wanted the money for?
398
00:21:44,601 --> 00:21:45,667
No, what?
399
00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:47,601
I'll never tell.
400
00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:53,033
Come on. Come on. Tell me.
I'll give you a dime.
401
00:21:53,033 --> 00:21:55,267
Tsk.
402
00:21:55,267 --> 00:21:56,667
Quarter.
403
00:21:56,667 --> 00:22:00,367
She wanted to buy you a new
TV set for your anniversary.
404
00:22:00,367 --> 00:22:02,567
- Why didn't she-- - Shh!
405
00:22:04,734 --> 00:22:06,868
Okay. Okay.
406
00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:07,934
You stay there.
407
00:22:07,934 --> 00:22:09,267
- Wait a minute. - Huh?
408
00:22:10,667 --> 00:22:13,434
Oh, gee. There.
409
00:22:13,434 --> 00:22:14,801
Thank you.
410
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,968
[PANTING]
411
00:22:18,968 --> 00:22:21,200
Edith.
412
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,200
Edith, sweetheart--
413
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,634
Oh, geez!
414
00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:25,133
Come on, Edith. Come on.
415
00:22:25,133 --> 00:22:27,234
L-listen to me. Listen to me, darling.
416
00:22:27,234 --> 00:22:28,467
I'm gonna give you the $500.
417
00:22:28,467 --> 00:22:29,968
Oh, Archie--
418
00:22:29,968 --> 00:22:32,100
You don't have to say what
you're gonna spend it for.
419
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,701
You could let that be
420
00:22:33,701 --> 00:22:35,534
my anniversary present to you!
421
00:22:35,534 --> 00:22:38,300
Oh, no, no! It ain't a present, Archie,
422
00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:40,033
'cause it's my pay!
423
00:22:40,033 --> 00:22:41,501
Oh, your p-- Nnn!
424
00:22:41,501 --> 00:22:44,033
Okay, oh. All right, then, Edith.
425
00:22:44,033 --> 00:22:45,801
Let it be your pay. See?
426
00:22:45,801 --> 00:22:47,067
And then, from now on,
427
00:22:47,067 --> 00:22:48,767
you and me, we're even-steven.
428
00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:49,868
Oh, no!
429
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:53,667
'Cause you still owe me $1,060!
430
00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:55,868
You said in there we had a deal--
431
00:22:55,868 --> 00:22:57,701
But you didn't take the deal
432
00:22:57,701 --> 00:22:59,567
when I offered it to you,
433
00:22:59,567 --> 00:23:01,300
so now it's too late.
434
00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:02,901
Oh, geez, Edith. Come on.
435
00:23:02,901 --> 00:23:05,934
But you don't have to pay me all at once.
436
00:23:05,934 --> 00:23:09,200
You can pay me... well, $5.00 a week.
437
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,634
Yeah, and then, we'll have a little fund
438
00:23:11,634 --> 00:23:14,300
and we can keep it for paying bills
439
00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:17,534
and for trips to see Mike and Gloria
440
00:23:17,534 --> 00:23:18,834
and little Joey.
441
00:23:18,834 --> 00:23:21,801
And then it'll be for
presents for little Joey too.
442
00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:24,801
Let me see. $5.00 a week,
52 weeks in the year.
443
00:23:24,801 --> 00:23:27,067
Five times 52. [MUMBLES]
444
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:33,000
$260 a year. That's all.
445
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,534
[EDITH MUMBLES]
446
00:23:38,601 --> 00:23:41,033
Well, it'll be between...
447
00:23:41,033 --> 00:23:43,167
three and four years.
448
00:23:43,167 --> 00:23:45,868
But all that time, you don't have to be
449
00:23:45,868 --> 00:23:49,133
paying me the $1.00 a week that I always--
450
00:23:49,133 --> 00:23:53,901
Listen to me, or I'll have to
explain it to you all over again.
451
00:23:53,901 --> 00:23:56,901
See, you don't have to pay me
the dollar a week anymore.
452
00:23:56,901 --> 00:23:59,767
[CONTINUES]
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