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♪ Boy, the way
Glenn Miller played ♪
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♪ Songs that made
the hit parade ♪
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♪ Guys like us
we had it made ♪
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♪ Those were the days ♪
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♪ And you knew
where you were then ♪
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♪ Girls were girls
and men were men ♪
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♪ Mister, we could use a man
like Herbert Hoover again ♪
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♪ Didn't need
no welfare state ♪
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♪ Everybody pulled
his weight ♪
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♪ Gee, our old LaSalle
ran great ♪
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♪ Those were the days ♪
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( whistling, tapping beat to
Saber Dance by Khachaturian )
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( whistling, tapping
continues )
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Do you have to
whistle like that?
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Don't you like music?
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If that's music, a tea kettle
is a pipe organ.
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Besides, you're coolin' off
my soup here.
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( whistles briefly )
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Here we are,
pork chops!
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Oh, boy, that's
my favorite.
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Gloria, how come
we never have pork chops at home?
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Because they're
two dollars a pound.
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Ooh, I got these today
at Klemmer's for 89 cents a pound.
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No, Ma, I was at Klemmer's
butcher shop this morning,
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and they was
two dollars a pound.
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Oh, it was an
afternoon special.
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An afternoon special?
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Yeah, he's always doing
interesting things like that.
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Last Wednesday, I was
the 415th customer of the month.
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Tell them, tell them.
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And he gave me a special
on sirloin steak,
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a dollar a pound!
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I don't see how he
can afford to sell at those prices.
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What's do,
grow his own beef?
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Maybe it's his way
of advertising.
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Oh, no, he told me
not to say a word to nobody.
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'Cause he don't want
the people coming in just for the specials.
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Why even think
about it?
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Butchers is
like bus drivers and band leaders,
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they're all looney.
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I feel sorry for him.
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He lost his wife last year
and he misses her something terrible.
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Oh, what'd she die of?
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Well, she cut her finger
while she was slicing baloney.
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She was helping him
in the store.
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Ah, jeez.
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And then it got infected.
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Not the baloney--her finger.
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And the story is--
We're off to the races.
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Ma, these days
people don't die from an infected finger.
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No, she didn't.
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We're at the post...
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See, she was
going to the drugstore for some iodine--
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And we're in
the startin' gate...
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And this car hit her while
she was crossing the street.
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We're off and runnin'.
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And that killed her?
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Certainly not.
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How would you know?
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Because we ain't even reached
the quarter pole yet.
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Well, the car that hit her
was an ambulance.
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And we're in
the clubhouse turn...
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So they put her into it,
then they rushed her to the hospital.
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We're in the stretch...
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And the next day,
that's where she died.
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Photo finish.
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No...food poisoning.
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See, Mr. Klemmer said
it was the bad meat
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they gave her to eat
at the hospital.
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Why zero in
on the bad meat?
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Anything they give you
at the hospital is liable to kill you.
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Or send you home
looking like a tree.
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He's such a nice man.
Oh, we have so much fun talking things over.
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Wait a minute,
I forgot the rose!
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I wonder Mr. Klemmer's
doing all these things for Ma.
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I told you before,
he's looney.
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I think you better
face facts, Arch.
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You're married to
a very loveable woman.
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Well, that
loveable woman's
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married to
a very loveable guy.
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Boy, are you smug.
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I'm what?
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Smug. You're smug.
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No, that ain't me,
little girl.
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That's the Hungarian
cheese your mother bought.
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No, Daddy.
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Don't you think it's
possible that another man could find Ma attractive?
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Well, anything
is possible.
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But I mean, for her
going for another guy,
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why should she go
for beer when she's already got champagne?
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You really are smug.
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Hey, Edith, will you
come get this cheese the hell out of here?
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Open the window,
little girl, it's starting to get to me.
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Mrs. Bunker, what a nice
surprise to see you here.
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Oh, hello, Mr. Klemmer.
I'm always here on Thursday.
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Yes, I know.
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You look just
beautiful today,
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like a prime rib roast.
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[GIGGLES]
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I mean that
as a compliment.
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They're $2.39 a pound.
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$2.39. Oh, my.
Thank you very much.
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But if you come in
before 11:00 tomorrow, $1.30.
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I'll be there.
[GIGGLES]
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Oh, allow me.
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Oh, no, no!
No, please! Please!
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No, I take pleasure
in doing it.
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Oh, Mr. Klemmer.
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You know,
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you have a wonderful smile,
Mrs. Bunker.
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Oh, thank you,
Mr. Klemmer.
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My name is Albrecht.
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Albreth?
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Albrecht. But you
can call me Al.
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Oh. Al...
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Excuse me.
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You know, you remind me
very much
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of my darling Greta,
may she rest in peace.
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Very much like her.
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Oh.
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You know something,
Mr. Klemmer?
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Eh, eh!
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Oh, Al.
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You oughta find yourself
another Greta.
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Who would want to have
a worn-out old buck like me?
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Oh, there are lots of women
who'd like to have a worn-out old buck like you.
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Mrs. Bunker?
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Edith.
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Edit.
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Edith.
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Edit...th.
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Are you telling me
that I have a "chanth"?
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Sure.
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Of course.
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When I was a little girl,
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my mother always used to
tell me that if you wish for something hard enough,
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you're gonna get it.
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Oh, and I'll never forget
a doll that I wanted in a toy store.
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Oh, it was
a beautiful doll.
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She had real hair
and she wore pearls,
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and she said "Mama"
and she wet.
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[GIGGLES]
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How I wished for
that doll.
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And you got it?
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No.
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The girl that lived
next door to me got it.
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I guess she wished
harder than me.
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Oh, I wish I could
buy you that doll.
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Oh.
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It was the last one
they had.
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I can't get over how much
you remind me of Greta.
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Oh. [CHUCKLES]
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We had such wonderful
times together.
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We liked the same things...
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Chinese food,
Franklin Delano Roosevelt,
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the Andrews Sisters.
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[GASPS] I love
the Andrews Sisters!
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You do?
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♪ Don't sit under
the apple tree ♪
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♪ With anyone else but me ♪
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♪ Anyone else but me ♪
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♪ Anyone else but me ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah,
yeah! ♪
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Oh, yes, you know,
Greta, Greta and I,
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we used to sing all
these songs.
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Greta played the piano,
we sang--
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Oh, Archie and me
do that!
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- You do?
- Yeah!
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I play and he sings.
You oughta come over and join us sometime.
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Oh, I would enjoy that.
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Good.
How about tonight?
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- You mean that?
- Yeah!
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We'll sit around
and have coffee and cake,
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and then we'll
sing old songs.
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You mean,
we'll sing like--
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Yeah! How about 7:30?
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You...you mean...
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sing like we used to?
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Mrs. Bunker...
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Edith.
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Edit...th.
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You have no idea
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how happy
you have made me.
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[SNIFFS]
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Here you go,
honey.
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Edith, I'm off
and I'm in a hurry.
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Where are you going?
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I'm going down
to the saloon, Edith.
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That kid called in sick.
Harry's alone.
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Archie, Mr. Klemmer
is coming over tonight!
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Who?
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Mr. Klemmer,
the butcher.
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Oh, the guy that
all the dogs are always following?
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Yeah. We were supposed
to sit around
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and then sing,
and have an evening.
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I told you about it.
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Edith, you can't hold me
to things like that.
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You know I never listen
to what you tell me.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Ooh, what am I
gonna tell him?
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Tell him not to grind
so much fat in his hamburgers.
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[DOORBELL RINGING]
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You gonna answer it?
You wanna run upstairs and hide,
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then I'll holler "Yoo-hoo,
Edith, your date is here!"
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Oh, Archie!
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Coming!
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Oh, good evening,
Mr. Klemmer. Come in.
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You know my husband,
Archie.
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Yes, I do.
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At ease there, Klemmer.
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I hardly recognize you
without your bloody apron.
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Mr. Klemmer likes
to be called Al.
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Oh, yeah? Why?
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'Cause that's his name.
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I brought you
a present.
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Oh, you shouldn't
have done that!
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Why not?
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It's a standing
rib roast.
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Oh, thank you
very much.
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Why don't you take off
your coat and sit down?
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I'll put this
in the fridge.
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Archie, did you know
Mr. Klemmer was born in Germany?
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Oh, yeah,
something told me, yeah.
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When I was over your way,
you know, during WW II, the big one,
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I was in the, eh,
I was in the Air Corps there,
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and we sure dropped
a lot of hardware on youse Jerries-- uh...
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uh, Krauts...
well, you know.
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You know what youse are,
you know.
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I, uh, put some coffee on,
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and we'll have some
nice oatmeal cookies.
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And I brought this.
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Oh, look at all these
wonderful old songs!
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Oh! They don't write songs
like this no more.
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I hope you play
in the key that I sing.
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[LAUGHS]
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I hope you sing
in the key that I play.
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[LAUGHS]
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Well, I, uh, I hate
to leave in the middle of all this "hillalarity" here,
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but I gotta go to work.
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Wait a minute, Archie!
Here's one you like.
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[PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ When I'm calling you ♪
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♪ Huh huh huh ♪
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♪ I won't be back till two ♪
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♪ Nothing but all of my love ♪
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♪ To you ♪
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[HUMMING '40s SONG]
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What do you mean by that?
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Huh?
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Uh--nothin'. Nothin'.
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Just, uh,
let's take a break here,
252
00:13:45,634 --> 00:13:48,367
I just think I'll make
a call to home, huh? Yeah.
253
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:52,067
Hey, Barney,
how's it going?
254
00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:53,934
Oh, hi there,
Barney old buddy.
255
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,934
Come on in,
belly up to the bar here.
256
00:13:55,934 --> 00:13:57,701
What can we serve you,
old pal,
257
00:13:57,701 --> 00:13:59,367
a nice cold brew?
258
00:14:00,467 --> 00:14:02,367
[CRYING]
259
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:05,934
Gee, Barney!
260
00:14:05,934 --> 00:14:08,667
Maybe you need
something stronger, huh?
261
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:10,467
[SOBBING]
Oh, boy, Harry,
262
00:14:10,467 --> 00:14:12,367
get him somethin' there.
263
00:14:12,367 --> 00:14:13,901
Hey, Barney, Barney,
264
00:14:13,901 --> 00:14:15,734
come on there, old pal.
265
00:14:15,734 --> 00:14:18,701
Barney, this ain't you.
266
00:14:18,701 --> 00:14:20,868
Hey, what happened?
267
00:14:22,734 --> 00:14:24,334
[CRYING] Nothing.
268
00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:28,501
I can't talk about it.
269
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:32,200
Oh, come on, Barney.
Hey, we're pals here.
270
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,467
You gotta share your
troubles with your pals.
271
00:14:34,467 --> 00:14:36,767
Well, unless you
want a loan or something like that.
272
00:14:38,901 --> 00:14:41,033
Come on, Barney.
273
00:14:41,033 --> 00:14:42,334
Tell us.
274
00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:46,000
My wife left me.
275
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,067
[SOBS]
276
00:14:47,067 --> 00:14:49,501
Oh.
277
00:14:49,501 --> 00:14:52,000
Oh, Barney, no.
278
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,501
Not Mabel.
279
00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:56,400
No, Blanche!
280
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:01,400
What am I gonna do,
Arch?
281
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,534
Well, Barney, jeez,
I think the question is...
282
00:15:04,534 --> 00:15:06,300
what did you do to her?
283
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:08,467
I didn't do nothing
to her.
284
00:15:08,467 --> 00:15:10,601
Barney, you must've
said something.
285
00:15:10,601 --> 00:15:12,634
I don't see how
I could have.
286
00:15:12,634 --> 00:15:14,834
I hardly ever
talk to her.
287
00:15:14,834 --> 00:15:15,834
[SOBS]
288
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:21,400
Barney, eh,
is it another guy?
289
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:25,634
Well, the exterminator
came over to the house.
290
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:28,267
He sprayed a couple
of times, you know,
291
00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:32,334
knocked off the termites,
knocked off the cockroaches.
292
00:15:32,334 --> 00:15:35,434
And it looks like he
knocked off Blanche.
293
00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:41,901
What am I gonna do, eh?
294
00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:45,400
Well, for starters,
I wouldn't pay the exterminator bill.
295
00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:51,801
I really miss her, Arch.
296
00:15:51,801 --> 00:15:55,200
Like the old philosopher
says, you know,
297
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:58,534
a woman is like a street car...
298
00:15:58,534 --> 00:16:00,667
the oceans are full of 'em.
299
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,601
Yeah, but not
like Blanche.
300
00:16:10,601 --> 00:16:11,934
Not like Blanche.
301
00:16:11,934 --> 00:16:15,868
You see, I miss Blanche
like you'd miss Edith.
302
00:16:17,033 --> 00:16:19,334
Eh, the trouble
with women is
303
00:16:19,334 --> 00:16:21,968
you never know what
they're thinkin' or what they're gonna do.
304
00:16:21,968 --> 00:16:23,400
Yeah.
305
00:16:30,701 --> 00:16:33,801
♪ What a wonderful day ♪
306
00:16:33,801 --> 00:16:36,367
♪ For you and me ♪
307
00:16:36,367 --> 00:16:39,734
♪ Church bells will chime ♪
308
00:16:39,734 --> 00:16:43,033
♪ You will be mine ♪
309
00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:52,767
♪ In apple blossom time ♪
310
00:17:00,601 --> 00:17:02,534
You know something?
311
00:17:02,534 --> 00:17:05,334
I am having
a wonderful time.
312
00:17:05,334 --> 00:17:07,801
Me, too.
Here's a cute one.
313
00:17:07,801 --> 00:17:09,901
♪ Mares eat oats
and does eat oats ♪
314
00:17:09,901 --> 00:17:11,901
♪ And little lambs
eat ivy ♪
315
00:17:11,901 --> 00:17:13,567
♪ A kid'll eat ivy too,
wouldn't you? ♪
316
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:16,234
You know, I have
a confession to make.
317
00:17:16,234 --> 00:17:18,567
I never know
what the song means.
318
00:17:18,567 --> 00:17:21,100
Neither do I.
319
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:22,801
Listen, listen.
Listen, listen.
320
00:17:22,801 --> 00:17:24,467
This one is for you.
321
00:17:24,467 --> 00:17:28,901
[SINGING IN GERMAN]
322
00:17:28,901 --> 00:17:30,267
Oh!
323
00:17:30,267 --> 00:17:33,167
[SINGING IN GERMAN]
324
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,834
Oh!
325
00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:53,167
I feel like I'm at
The Lawrence Welk Show.
326
00:17:55,234 --> 00:17:58,534
That's beautiful.
What does it mean?
327
00:17:58,534 --> 00:18:01,501
It means...
328
00:18:01,501 --> 00:18:05,400
"I kiss your hand, madame,
329
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:08,601
and dream it would be more."
330
00:18:08,601 --> 00:18:11,667
Ahh.
331
00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:13,901
Ohhhh.
332
00:18:16,501 --> 00:18:17,934
Ohhhhh...
333
00:18:17,934 --> 00:18:21,000
You have such
beautiful hands.
334
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,734
Oh, here's a nice song.
335
00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:24,267
No, no, please.
336
00:18:24,267 --> 00:18:26,567
No more music.
Let's just talk.
337
00:18:26,567 --> 00:18:28,133
Oh, all right.
338
00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:31,934
You know, all the times
you have been coming into the--into the shop,
339
00:18:31,934 --> 00:18:34,400
I was hoping for a time
like this
340
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:37,534
where we could be alone
together.
341
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:41,434
Oh, you shouldn't talk
like that, Mr. Klemmer.
342
00:18:41,434 --> 00:18:42,801
"Al," liebchen.
343
00:18:42,801 --> 00:18:44,467
Al-lebe-shen.
344
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:48,067
You don't--you don't know,
345
00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:50,567
you don't know what
I feel for you.
346
00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:52,434
- Oh, no!
- Edit...th.
347
00:18:52,434 --> 00:18:53,501
Please, no!
348
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:59,400
Mr. Lebe-shen--
I mean, Mr. Klemmer.
349
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:04,100
Uh, I-I ain't interested
in nothing like that.
350
00:19:05,267 --> 00:19:09,033
But this morning,
you said I had a chance.
351
00:19:09,033 --> 00:19:11,901
Oh, but not with me.
352
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:15,868
I meant somebody else
out there.
353
00:19:15,868 --> 00:19:19,300
Oh!
354
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:23,033
I better give you back
your standing rib roast.
355
00:19:23,033 --> 00:19:24,400
No, no, no, no.
356
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,100
That's for you to keep.
357
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:29,100
I-I am so sorry, I--
358
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:31,934
I am deeply embarrassed.
359
00:19:31,934 --> 00:19:34,467
Oh, me too.
360
00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:36,200
Oh, my.
361
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:39,534
I'm sorry,
dear Mr. Klemmer.
362
00:19:39,534 --> 00:19:42,000
Why? Why are you
sorry, for what?
363
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,667
For being so dumb.
364
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:49,634
I should have known.
Pork chops, 89 cents a pound.
365
00:19:51,267 --> 00:19:52,634
Hi, Edith,
I'm home.
366
00:19:52,634 --> 00:19:54,667
Archie!
367
00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:57,968
Ooh! For me?
368
00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:10,367
Why, certainly
they're for you.
369
00:20:10,367 --> 00:20:12,067
You didn't think I'd bring
them in for him, did you?
370
00:20:13,267 --> 00:20:16,634
Oh, they're beautiful.
371
00:20:16,634 --> 00:20:19,300
Oh, thank you.
372
00:20:20,968 --> 00:20:22,801
I'll put them in water.
373
00:20:22,801 --> 00:20:24,234
How about coffee, Edith?
374
00:20:24,234 --> 00:20:26,000
Coffee would kill them.
375
00:20:37,601 --> 00:20:39,300
Well, well, well.
376
00:20:40,734 --> 00:20:42,667
Well, well, well.
377
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:47,167
Well, wonder how late
it's getting to be
378
00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:49,901
for anybody who's
gotta go home.
379
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:52,734
Quarter to ten!
380
00:20:52,734 --> 00:20:55,067
I made some fresh coffee.
381
00:20:55,067 --> 00:20:56,801
It'll be ready in a minute.
382
00:20:56,801 --> 00:20:59,334
I'm sorry,
I can't stay.
383
00:20:59,334 --> 00:21:02,200
I had a wonderful time.
384
00:21:05,634 --> 00:21:08,000
Good-bye, Mrs. Bunker.
385
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,934
Good-bye, Mr. Klemmer.
386
00:21:15,501 --> 00:21:18,667
Well, good night,
Mr. Bunker.
387
00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:22,300
Oh, yeah. Well, you know,
like they say, uh, "alveedazoom."
388
00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:25,434
You know...
389
00:21:25,434 --> 00:21:28,067
you have a wonderful wife.
390
00:21:34,868 --> 00:21:36,400
Yeah.
391
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:40,167
Well, you really didn't
have to tell me that.
392
00:21:48,033 --> 00:21:50,200
Well, now that I got to
know you there, Klemmer,
393
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,267
when I'm passing your
butcher store there,
394
00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:53,868
I'll give you
a wave hello, you know,
395
00:21:53,868 --> 00:21:55,534
and you can wave
back to me,
396
00:21:55,534 --> 00:21:58,067
only don't wave
with the cleaver in your hand, you know?
397
00:22:02,601 --> 00:22:04,601
Well...
[GERMAN]
398
00:22:04,601 --> 00:22:05,634
Eh?
399
00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:08,968
Be happy.
400
00:22:08,968 --> 00:22:11,701
Oh, yeah. Yeah,
thanks very much. Yeah.
401
00:22:11,701 --> 00:22:13,601
I-I'll do that, yeah.
402
00:22:24,767 --> 00:22:28,767
Thank you for
the beautiful flowers.
403
00:22:28,767 --> 00:22:31,501
Oh, hey, Edith,
you deserve them, huh?
404
00:22:32,801 --> 00:22:34,400
Hey...
405
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:37,100
it's funny about some
of them Germans, huh?
406
00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:40,000
I mean, they're jolly
and friendly and all of that, but...
407
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,801
they just can't tell
the difference between, uh...
408
00:22:43,801 --> 00:22:47,400
what belongs to them
and what belongs to the next guy.
409
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:51,701
Archie, are you jealous?
410
00:22:51,701 --> 00:22:55,000
Oh, no, Edith!
Why would I be jealous?
411
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,100
You're just being nice
to a lonely guy there.
412
00:22:58,100 --> 00:23:00,968
Nah, you know me, Edith.
413
00:23:00,968 --> 00:23:02,067
Jeez.
414
00:23:03,434 --> 00:23:05,901
So what was you doing
here tonight, huh?
415
00:23:05,901 --> 00:23:08,000
Oh, just...
416
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,868
we sat around and sang.
417
00:23:09,868 --> 00:23:12,067
Yeah, sitting on
a piano bench, huh?
418
00:23:12,067 --> 00:23:13,133
Yeah, yeah.
419
00:23:13,133 --> 00:23:15,634
I played
and we sang songs.
420
00:23:15,634 --> 00:23:18,067
He sang me a song
in German.
421
00:23:18,067 --> 00:23:21,434
What'd he sing you,
a march?
422
00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:23,334
It was...
423
00:23:23,334 --> 00:23:26,234
♪ Da da, da da da da ♪
424
00:23:26,234 --> 00:23:27,834
♪ Madame ♪
425
00:23:27,834 --> 00:23:29,033
♪ Da da da ♪
426
00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:32,868
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I remember that old thing.
427
00:23:32,868 --> 00:23:35,234
Yeah, it went, um...
428
00:23:35,234 --> 00:23:39,400
♪ In dreams I kiss
your hand ♪
429
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,200
♪ Madame ♪
430
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:45,334
♪ Your dainty fingertips ♪
431
00:23:45,334 --> 00:23:47,801
♪ And when in slumberland ♪
432
00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:49,701
♪ Madame ♪
433
00:23:49,701 --> 00:23:54,801
♪ I'm longing for
your lips ♪
434
00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:56,467
Oh, yeah.
435
00:23:56,467 --> 00:23:58,601
Ooh, oh.
436
00:24:00,667 --> 00:24:03,601
Well, what are you thinking
about there, Edith?
437
00:24:03,601 --> 00:24:05,400
[SIGHS]
438
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,367
I was thinking about...
439
00:24:10,167 --> 00:24:13,868
where I'm gonna
buy my meat now.
440
00:24:39,767 --> 00:24:41,801
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441
00:24:41,801 --> 00:24:43,400
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442
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