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[ Announcer ]
From television city in Hollywood.
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♪ Boy, the way
Glenn Miller played ♪
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♪ songs that made
the hit parade ♪
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♪ guys like us
we had it made ♪
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[ together ]
♪ those were the days ♪
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♪ and you knew
where you were then ♪
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[ Archie ]
♪ girls were girls and men were men ♪
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[ Archie, Edith ]
♪ mister, we could use a man ♪
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♪ like Herbert hoover again ♪
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[ Archie ]
♪ didn't need no welfare state ♪
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[ Edith ]
♪ everybody pulled his weight ♪
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[ Archie, Edith ]
♪ gee, our old lasalle ran great ♪
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♪ those were the days ♪
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hi.
Oh, hi, ma. Tell me, how'd it go ?
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Is your father home ?
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No, not yet.
Oh, thank heavens.
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On the bus
I said a little prayer that I'd get here first,
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but I really didn't
think it would work.
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Maybe I got time
to fix him something before he gets here.
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Oh, don't worry, mom.
I'm warming up yesterday's leftovers.
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Ohh ! Thank you.
So tell me, what happened ?
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Oh, Gloria,
it was an experience.
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Hi, Mike.
[ Mike ]Hi.
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Wait'll I hang up my coat
and I'll tell ya all about it.
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How'd it go ?
Oh, Mike, it was so exciting.
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Well, tell us about it.
Wait'll your father finds out.
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I kept pinching myself
the whole time I was there...
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To make sure I wasn't
watching some movie.
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Imagine me, Edith bunker,
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a member of the jury.
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Ooh !
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Even now,
feel those goose bumps.
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Oh, funny, they was there
a minute ago.
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Wish we coulda been
there to see ya, ma. What was it like ?
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Oh, well,
it was very important and formal-like.
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And they really do
bang those hammers.
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I thought I'd jump
outta my skin the first time.
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And the judge is so elegant
in his black robes.
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He looks just like
Spencer Tracy.
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Ooh ! There they are !
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Wow, that's goose bumps !
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Hey, ma, is it a big case ?
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I, uh-- I ain't allowed
to discuss it.
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Yeah, but, ma,
you can tell us which case you're on.
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Oh, I don't know.
The judge says we wasn't allowed to discuss it at all.
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And he said we might
stay down there for a while.
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I'll have to pack a bag
and everything. [ Gloria ] Oh.
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I don't know what the world
is comin' to nowadays. Oh, Archie !
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I tell ya,
it's gettin' worse and worse by the minute.
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[ Grunts ]
It's dog-eat-dog out there, Edith.
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Why ? What happened ?
One thing after another.
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Comin' home on the subway train,
some guy decides to throw himself in front of the train.
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Holds the whole thing up
for 30 minutes.
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He couldn't do it
in the middle of the day. He's gotta pick the rush hour.
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Would you get them two dogs
off the coffee table ?
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How was your day,
Archie ?
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How does it sound like,
Edith ? My day was terrific !
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Whoopee.
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On top of everything else, they
was doin' reconstruction work down at the building.
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They had a hole tore
in one of the walls there.
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It was like workin'
in the north pole with the wind whippin' through.
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It's a wonder
I ain't got the bug.
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- Now, what's that look for ?
- What look, Archie ?
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You got that same look
the time you gave 50 cents to the black panthers...
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Because you thought
they were gonna preserve our wildlife.
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What did you do now ?
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Oh ! I didn't do nothin'.
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I'm on jury duty, Archie.
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Isn't that exciting,
daddy ?
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You're on a jury, huh ?
[ Edith ]Yeah !
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Well, what's the big deal
about that ?
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They want people like your
mother down there...
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Because they know they got
no "preconscrewed" ideas.
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To put it another way,
they know she don't know too much.
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What's the use ?
Come on, Michael, and help me with dinner.
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We'll get dinner, ma.
I'll set the table.
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What kind of case
you on there, Edith ? A traffic violation ?
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I ain't at liberty
to discuss it.
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What do you mean,
you ain't at liberty to discuss it ?
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I'll ask you again, Edith.
What kind of case you on ?
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His honor says I can't, Archie,
not until it's all over.
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Sorry.
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Edith, I can understand
you don't wanna go around...
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Discussin' the case
with total strangers.
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But after all, your own
flesh and blood husband, huh ? Come on !
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His honor didn't say nothin'
about tellin' husbands.
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Well, no, he didn't
come right out and say, "go home and tell your husband."
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He took it for granted
that's what you're gonna do. Come on !
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Oh, sorry.
Edith !
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I never
held nothin' back from you ever.
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I even told you our
secret vows from the lodge. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
The secret vow.
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Oni, oni, oni,
oni, poof-- stifle that, will ya !
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You ain't alone in here.
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I could get black-busted
by the brothers if they ever found I told you that.
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Anyway,
the vows from the lodge ain't the point, Edith.
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It's our marriage vows--
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till death do us part,
for better, for worse, in secrets and in health.
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Oh, sorry.
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Let's go, folks.
Soup's on.
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Archie, did ma tell you
anything about the trial ?
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I don't wanna hear
nothin' about it !
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I know all about
that stuff anyway.
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I served my time
on the jury.
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He did ?
[ Edith ]Well, almost.
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He was thrown off right away
'cause he insulted the defense attorney.
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I didn't insult him.
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I told him what I thought of
pinko bleedin'-heart lawyers defendin' killers !
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He asked me what I thought
of capital punishment, and I told him.
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For 30 minutes.
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It's a proven fact that
capital punishment is a well-known "detergent" to crime.
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That's bull !
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Capital punishment
has never been proven to be a deterrent to crime.
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We believe it is
in this house, buddy.
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Well, do you believe in
capital punishment, ma ?
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Well, yeah, I guess so.
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[ Gloria ]
Mother !
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Well, so long as it
ain't too severe.
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Let me just ask you somethin',
Professor, you who don't believe in capital punishment.
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Suppose you was
to come home some fine day and find your wife's throat cut.
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Now, are you gonna tell me
you wouldn't be itchin' to fry the guy that cut that throat ?
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No.
What good would that do ?
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You see this guy ?You see what you married ?
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Some fiend could come in here
and murder you, and he ain't gonna lift a finger to help !
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Archie, if I killed
that murderer, would that bring Gloria back ? No.
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An eye for an eye
is not the answer. The problem rests with society.
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He's always blamin' everything
on society !
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Listen, if you're gonna
blame society for murder,
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what we oughta do
is turn the killer loose, give him a pension for life...
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And go out and shoot
the rest of the city !
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[ Doorbell ringing ]I'll get it.
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I don't feel like
eating now. Why ?
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I keep thinking about myself
with my throat cut.
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Oh, Clara, come in.
Will you have some food with us ?
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No, thank you. I'm on a diet.
Everything goes to my hips.
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I just stopped by
to tell you I had to cook in the lower oven tonight.
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Is that so, Clara ?
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You know, we've got one of
them electrics with two ovens.
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I always use the top
and put my pots and pans in the bottom.
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Well, tonight
the top caught fire,
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and I had to cook
in the bottom.
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Ohh.
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You came all the way over
to tell Edith that, huh ?
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Yes !
You know, when you're used to doing something one way,
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and without warning
you gotta change ?
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It can really
throw you off.
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Uh, bye.
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Clara, I'm so glad
you stopped by. I was gonna call you later.
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Could I borrow your valise ?
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The one you took to buffalo,
with the pretty stickers of niagara falls ?
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Oh, sure.
I've been picked for jury duty.
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I may have to stay
in a hotel for a while.
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Oh, isn't that special,Edith.
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You must be so excited.
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It must be a very big,big case if theywant you to stay over.
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I'll go get the valise
and bring it back in a little while.
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Thank you, Clara.
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And it was nice
hearing about your ovens.
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Wait a minute !
You didn't say nothin' about stayin' in no hotel.
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How long does the judge think
this thing is gonna take ?
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Well, he didn't say.
At least a week.
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A week ?
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Or more.
Or more ?
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Sorry.
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It's a murder case,
isn't it, ma ?
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Oh, I'll bet it's
the Rodriguez case.
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Hey, if it's that case,
you better eat up, arch.
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You may not taste
mom's cookin' for weeks-- maybe months.
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- Look at that manson trial.
That's almost a year. - [ Gloria ] Yeah.
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Edith, I got the bug !
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No, I mean it.
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Remember I was tellin' you about
that hole in the buildin' there, and the wind blowin' through ?
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Well, I think
I got somethin'. What are you lookin' at ?
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I'm not lookin' at anything !
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Don't gimme
none of your fish eyes !
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I happen to be sick.
I feel the first warning chill.
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I think I better call up
and maybe not go to work in the morning.
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Yeah, really.
You know, you gotta take care of these things.
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They could lead
to complications. Fever today, funeral tomorrow.
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You ain't even warm.
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That don't mean nothin',
Edith.
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Now, I hate to do this,
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but you'll have to call up
the court and just tell 'em ya can't make it.
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Tell 'em there's an emergency
in your home, which nobody can argue with that.
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But, Archie,
I've already been selected.
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Edith...
Who selected you first ?
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What are you waitin' for ?
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I'm thinkin' it over.
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You don't have to think.
Do like I tell ya.
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Make the phone call.
Go ahead, Edith. Pick it up.
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And when you're done,
uh,
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you better bring me
some hot water and lemon juice... upstairs.
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And bring me
that vaporizer.
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And then I'm gonna need
that electric heating pad for under me.
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Find the bed tray,
because you're gonna have to bring me my meals...
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Upstairs where
I'll be in the bed.
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Now, go on, Edith.
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Would you find that bed tray ?
I think it's in the cupboard under the sink.
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Ma, are you really gonna
serve him his meals in bed ?
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Oh, no.
I guess you will.
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I'll be on jury duty.
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Gloria, you home ?
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Meathead ?
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A man comes home from work,
and what's there to meet him ?
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Two bags of garbage.
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[ Gloria ]Daddy ? You home ?
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Daddy ?
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Daddy ?
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Oh, hi, daddy.
You been home long ?
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About 30 minutes.
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A lot you care.
A man comes home from work, nobody here.
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No food in the house.
Your mother down at that hotel, livin' it up.
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Youse two loafin' around
the courtroom all day...
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Watchin' her like she was
some kind of a movie star.
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If you went down there
to see her, daddy,
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you'd be proud to see mom
serving on that jury.
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I'd be proud to see your mother
right back home here, servin' me my dinner.
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I wanna ask you somethin',
Archie.
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You mean to tell me you're not
the least bit interested...
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In your wife sitting on
one of the hottest murder trials in the country ?
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Ah, what's so hot
about it, huh ?
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They got better murders
on the late show.
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This thing is an
open-and-shut case. Wait a minute.
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I admit, it doesn't look too
good for Rodriguez, but that doesn't mean it's open-and-shut.
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Listen, listen, listen, listen.
The d.A. Nailed the coffin down on that guy yesterday.
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There's two witnesses seen him
go home to his apartment house up in Spanish Harlem.
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Another witness seen him
go into the apartment.
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All right. He goes in there,
he finds his old lady in there with another spick.
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What does he do ?
He whips out his switchblade, and zap !
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Sends him to that big taco stand
up in the sky.
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What do you expect ?
232
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I mean, look at the way
those puerto ricans are caged up in those slums.
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It's no wonder
the tension builds.
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00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:51,822
They don't like it there,
let 'em get outta there.
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I ain't makin' 'em live there.
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00:14:54,058 --> 00:14:57,427
See, that's the trouble with
you liberals. You're always tryin' to put the--
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oh, good night, nurse,
look at this. Oh, what is it ?
238
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"The jury in the Rodriguez trial
was sent--" oh, listen, read it yourself. It's right there.
239
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"The jury in the Rodriguez trial
was sent back to continue deliberations today...
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"After the judge refused
to accept a hung jury.
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It is rumored that
one lone juror is blocking a unanimous verdict."
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"Lone juror."
243
00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:29,860
They should've said
"lone dingbat."
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00:15:36,701 --> 00:15:39,904
Everything satisfactory,
ladies ? Oh, wonderful.
245
00:15:39,971 --> 00:15:43,206
My compliments
to the "chief."
246
00:15:46,978 --> 00:15:51,582
Mm. Aren't you gonna eat
your chicken croquettes ? They're very good.
247
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:56,554
If they taste anything like
that gray hamburger we had last night, I don't want any.
248
00:15:56,621 --> 00:15:59,023
Mm, I thought
that was delicious.
249
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[ Sighs ]
You must eat out a lot, Mrs. bunker.
250
00:16:02,326 --> 00:16:05,029
Well, actually, we don't.
251
00:16:05,096 --> 00:16:09,833
The last time we ate out
was our anniversary three years ago.
252
00:16:09,901 --> 00:16:13,037
Unless, of course,
you count snack bars.
253
00:16:13,104 --> 00:16:16,506
I never count snack bars.
254
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:20,477
Uh, Mrs. bunker,
I'd like you to consider that if it weren't for you,
255
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all of us on the jury
could be back with our families enjoying home-cooked meals.
256
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:30,988
I think it's nice
for someone else to do the cooking for a change.
257
00:16:32,657 --> 00:16:36,026
Well, personally,
I prefer my own Eric to prepare dinner.
258
00:16:36,094 --> 00:16:38,696
Your husband
does the cooking ?
259
00:16:38,763 --> 00:16:43,601
Eric is my chef.
He's from Paris.
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Paris ?
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00:16:46,237 --> 00:16:48,205
Oh, my.
262
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I'll bet his croquettes
are somethin', huh ?
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[ Sighs ]
264
00:16:53,945 --> 00:16:57,514
Aren't you gonna
eat nothin' ? Just coffee.
265
00:16:58,883 --> 00:17:01,251
Mm, it's a shame
to waste 'em.
266
00:17:01,319 --> 00:17:04,722
Mm, my Archie
would love those in his lunch box...
267
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With an orange
and a twinkie.
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00:17:13,498 --> 00:17:15,432
A twinkie ?
269
00:17:17,368 --> 00:17:19,469
Yeah, they're
those little cakes.
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They're about that long,
and they have cream in the center.
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Some of them are devil's food
with chocolate on the outside. Mrs. bunker.
272
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I don't care to hear
about your twinkies !
273
00:17:30,515 --> 00:17:33,117
I just want to go home !
274
00:17:33,184 --> 00:17:37,921
I simply don't understand
why you keep insisting that Rodriguez is innocent,
275
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when three neighbors
said they saw him entering the building.
276
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They could've
been mistaken.
277
00:17:45,296 --> 00:17:47,264
Three different people ?
278
00:17:47,331 --> 00:17:50,467
Oh, it could've been
somebody else.
279
00:17:50,535 --> 00:17:54,772
You said yourself
that all puerto ricans look alike.
280
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To us, not to each other.
281
00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:07,584
I don't know.
There's something about the way he keeps saying he's innocent.
282
00:18:07,652 --> 00:18:12,489
Oh, that doesn't mean a thing.
All those people are born liars.
283
00:18:12,557 --> 00:18:15,993
Besides, you have the neighbors
who say they saw him.
284
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:19,096
Well, if they was
all born liars,
285
00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:22,632
how can you believe
the neighbors ?
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Because they're not accused
of anything.
287
00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:37,781
Mrs. bunker,
it's time we stopped coddling these criminals.
288
00:18:37,849 --> 00:18:41,051
Those mad dogs
have got to be put behind bars.
289
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:44,922
He's not a mad dog.
He's a nice-looking young boy.
290
00:18:44,989 --> 00:18:47,891
Well, then look at it
this way--
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00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:51,228
we'd be doing that
nice-looking young boy a favor...
292
00:18:51,295 --> 00:18:54,431
By taking him out of
that rat-infested ghetto,
293
00:18:54,498 --> 00:18:58,035
and put into a nice,
clean prison.
294
00:18:59,170 --> 00:19:01,105
Still, his honor said,
295
00:19:01,172 --> 00:19:05,876
"a man has to be guilty
beyond a reasonable doubt."
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00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:09,113
Eleven of us say
he's guilty.
297
00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:13,016
Well, I got
a reasonable doubt.
298
00:19:13,084 --> 00:19:16,887
And you're being totally
unreasonable about it !
299
00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:21,458
I-I don't mean to be.
300
00:19:21,525 --> 00:19:23,861
Mrs. stonehurst,
301
00:19:23,928 --> 00:19:26,596
an important person
like you...
302
00:19:26,664 --> 00:19:30,634
Probably makes decisions
all the time, huh ?
303
00:19:30,701 --> 00:19:34,738
The only decisions I ever make
is what to serve for dinner,
304
00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:39,342
or how much starch
to put in Archie's collars.
305
00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:41,344
In all--
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00:19:44,548 --> 00:19:49,186
in all my life,
this is the first time...
307
00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:51,955
Anybody has asked me
my opinion...
308
00:19:52,023 --> 00:19:55,192
About something
that really matters.
309
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:58,728
And they'll probably
never ask me again.
310
00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:01,298
So you see,
Mrs. stonehurst,
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this is really important.
312
00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:06,736
And I--
I'd hate to be wrong.
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00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:09,239
[ Knocking ]Who is it ?
314
00:20:09,307 --> 00:20:12,409
[ Man ]
It's the bailiff. Everybody down to the lobby.
315
00:20:12,476 --> 00:20:15,412
Judge wants everyone back
in the courtroom right away.
316
00:20:15,479 --> 00:20:19,316
The bus is leavingin 20 minutes.Thank you !
317
00:20:19,383 --> 00:20:22,019
We better get dressed
right away.
318
00:20:22,086 --> 00:20:26,323
Uh, can I help you take off
some of the creams ?
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00:20:28,626 --> 00:20:31,061
♪ [ Tv: Funk, indistinct ]
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00:20:38,769 --> 00:20:41,071
♪ I want to take you higher ♪
♪ higher ♪
321
00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:43,506
♪ yeah ♪♪ higher ♪
322
00:20:43,574 --> 00:20:46,609
why do you let
your wife do that ?
323
00:20:46,677 --> 00:20:50,180
I'm gettin' rid of it.
Aw, come on, daddy. We're just waitin' for the news.
324
00:20:50,248 --> 00:20:52,749
We can wait
with the sound off. [ Clicks off volume ]
325
00:20:52,817 --> 00:20:55,185
Ohh !
326
00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:58,021
Sounds like
new year's Eve in the nuthouse.
327
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:04,294
Chair ?
328
00:21:11,635 --> 00:21:13,737
Dogs off the coffee table.
329
00:21:18,243 --> 00:21:21,178
They'll probably say
somethin' on the news about the trial, daddy.
330
00:21:21,246 --> 00:21:24,181
What can they say, except
your mother's down there...
331
00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:27,751
Throwin' a monkey wrench
into the halls of justice.
332
00:21:27,818 --> 00:21:31,488
- They oughta have
professional juries anyhow. - What do you mean ?
333
00:21:31,555 --> 00:21:34,591
I mean, people who are trained
to be on juries.
334
00:21:34,658 --> 00:21:36,793
That's crazy.
335
00:21:36,861 --> 00:21:39,763
Well, it ain't half as crazy
as what you got now.
336
00:21:39,830 --> 00:21:42,599
You got a judge who spends
half his life in school.
337
00:21:42,666 --> 00:21:46,836
Then he goes on to become a
lawyer, then he's a lower judge and he's upper judge.
338
00:21:46,905 --> 00:21:49,172
Works himself up
to a big murder trial.
339
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:52,742
Does he get to decide
who's innocent or guilty ? No, no.
340
00:21:52,810 --> 00:21:56,113
That decision's made
by five salesmen, three bank tellers,
341
00:21:56,180 --> 00:21:59,249
a couple of plumbers,
a seamstress and a dingbat.
342
00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:05,022
There's the news.
[ Clicks on volume ]
343
00:22:05,089 --> 00:22:08,191
[ Man on tv ] President Nixon
today flew from the summer white house in Florida--
344
00:22:08,259 --> 00:22:10,794
to the summer white house
in California.
345
00:22:10,861 --> 00:22:13,330
Dummy up, you.
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00:22:13,398 --> 00:22:16,366
[ Tv continues ] There's been
a dramatic turn of events in the Juan Rodriguez murder case.
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00:22:16,434 --> 00:22:19,803
Details of theseand other stories coming upon tonight's big news...
348
00:22:19,870 --> 00:22:21,972
Right after this message.[ Clicks off volume ]
349
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,308
"A dramatic turn of events" ?
I wonder what happened. [ Door opens ]
350
00:22:24,375 --> 00:22:26,310
Hi, everybody !
Ma !
351
00:22:26,377 --> 00:22:29,413
Ma ! Welcome back !
They were just talking about the case on the news.
352
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:32,382
They said something about
"dramatic turn of events." Oh, Archie !
353
00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:34,784
Oh !
354
00:22:34,852 --> 00:22:36,954
I missed you so much !
355
00:22:39,690 --> 00:22:41,624
You're back, huh ?
356
00:22:43,828 --> 00:22:46,863
Yeah !
How do you feel ?
357
00:22:47,932 --> 00:22:49,967
I didn't eat nothin' tonight.
358
00:22:50,034 --> 00:22:52,336
You di-- Gloria !
359
00:22:52,403 --> 00:22:54,904
I made dinner.
He just wouldn't eat.
360
00:22:54,973 --> 00:22:58,741
Could you go out
and make us a sandwich and some coffee, Edith ?
361
00:22:58,809 --> 00:23:01,544
Ohh !
Sure, Archie.
362
00:23:01,612 --> 00:23:03,746
Right away.
Here, Gloria.
363
00:23:03,814 --> 00:23:06,116
But, ma, you gotta tell us
about the case ! What about the case ?
364
00:23:06,184 --> 00:23:08,718
The case !
I don't wanna hear no more about that case !
365
00:23:08,786 --> 00:23:11,455
Let her make me
a sandwich and coffee. Yeah.
366
00:23:11,522 --> 00:23:14,091
[ Gasps ]
Look ! It's me on tv !
367
00:23:14,158 --> 00:23:16,460
Ohh !
Turn up the sound ! Turn up the sound !
368
00:23:16,527 --> 00:23:18,895
[ Man ] Mrs. bunker,
would you tell us some of your impressions ?
369
00:23:18,963 --> 00:23:22,032
[ Edith ]Well, I loved the hotel.
370
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:24,234
I mean, what are
your impressions of the trial ?
371
00:23:24,302 --> 00:23:28,205
His honor saysi ain't allowedto talk about it.
372
00:23:28,272 --> 00:23:32,142
But, Mrs. bunker,
the trial is over. Sorry.
373
00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:34,311
That was Mrs. Edith bunker,
374
00:23:34,379 --> 00:23:37,180
the lone juror
who held out for two days in the Rodriguez murder trial.
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00:23:37,248 --> 00:23:40,450
I knew it !
Now the whole world knows it ! [ Mike ] I can't hear !
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00:23:40,518 --> 00:23:42,619
...To maintain Rodriguez
was innocent.
377
00:23:42,686 --> 00:23:45,322
And Mrs. bunker was proven right
at the 11th hour...
378
00:23:45,390 --> 00:23:49,726
When a taxi driver,
Norton Rogers, broke down today and confessed to the crime.
379
00:23:49,793 --> 00:23:51,728
You were right !
Mom !
380
00:23:51,795 --> 00:23:54,931
Mom, I'm so proud
of you ! Huh ? You see ?
381
00:23:54,999 --> 00:23:57,067
See what ?
382
00:23:57,135 --> 00:24:00,170
All I see is,
I'm home for two weeks starvin' to death,
383
00:24:00,238 --> 00:24:03,740
while your mother-in-law
is down there at that court, wastin' the taxpayers' money...
384
00:24:03,807 --> 00:24:06,543
Tryin' the wrong guy !
385
00:24:15,586 --> 00:24:18,721
Oh, Clara,
I'm so glad you came by.
386
00:24:18,789 --> 00:24:22,792
I want to thank you
for the loan of your valise. My pleasure.
387
00:24:22,860 --> 00:24:26,629
It isn't every day
we have a prominent jurist gracing our midst.
388
00:24:26,697 --> 00:24:28,898
[ Edith ]
Oh ! [ Chuckles ]
389
00:24:29,967 --> 00:24:32,269
It was pretty exciting
for me too.
390
00:24:32,336 --> 00:24:35,472
Every time I think of it,
I get goose bumps.
391
00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:38,808
Oh, even now ! Look !
392
00:24:38,876 --> 00:24:41,411
Oh, darn. Gone again.
393
00:24:41,479 --> 00:24:43,846
I brought you something.
394
00:24:43,914 --> 00:24:45,848
A new sticker !
Mm-hmm.
395
00:24:45,916 --> 00:24:48,718
From the queens tower hotel.
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00:24:48,786 --> 00:24:51,788
[ Clara gasps ]Why don't you autograph itfor her, Edith ?
397
00:24:51,855 --> 00:24:54,857
- Oh-- oh, would you ?
- Oh, sure !
398
00:24:55,993 --> 00:24:58,462
Where shall I sign it, huh ?
Right here ?
399
00:24:58,529 --> 00:25:00,897
You can sign it
right there. Thanks.
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00:25:22,186 --> 00:25:26,223
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