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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,768 --> 00:00:04,970 ♪ My eyes are gettin' weary ♪ 2 00:00:05,037 --> 00:00:07,505 ♪ my back is gettin' tight 3 00:00:07,573 --> 00:00:09,574 ♪ I'm sittin' here in traffic ♪ 4 00:00:09,642 --> 00:00:12,611 ♪ on the queensboro bridge tonight ♪ 5 00:00:12,678 --> 00:00:16,214 ♪ but I don't care, 'cause all I want to do ♪ 6 00:00:17,950 --> 00:00:21,552 ♪ is cash my check and drive right home to you ♪ 7 00:00:23,489 --> 00:00:25,456 ♪ 'cause, baby, all my life 8 00:00:25,524 --> 00:00:28,927 ♪ I will be drivin' home to you ♪ 9 00:00:44,176 --> 00:00:45,443 I'm home. 10 00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:48,513 Doug? 11 00:00:50,116 --> 00:00:51,116 Dad? 12 00:00:52,384 --> 00:00:53,451 Anyone? 13 00:00:56,022 --> 00:00:57,355 Hello? 14 00:01:00,726 --> 00:01:02,460 Oh, good lord. 15 00:01:04,096 --> 00:01:05,130 Doug? 16 00:01:07,332 --> 00:01:08,566 Why are you back in the house? 17 00:01:08,634 --> 00:01:09,901 Did you forget your keys? 18 00:01:09,969 --> 00:01:13,404 It's 6:30. I have been at work for 11 hours. 19 00:01:14,774 --> 00:01:16,174 Wow. 20 00:01:16,241 --> 00:01:17,341 Have you even been up? 21 00:01:17,409 --> 00:01:19,210 Have you done anything today? 22 00:01:19,278 --> 00:01:20,979 I'm gonna level with you, honey. 23 00:01:21,047 --> 00:01:23,782 This one got away from me. 24 00:01:23,849 --> 00:01:27,351 Oh. Well, at least you had your daily pizza. 25 00:01:27,419 --> 00:01:29,120 Did I? I thought I dreamt that. 26 00:01:29,188 --> 00:01:31,122 No. That's--that's very real. 27 00:01:31,190 --> 00:01:32,356 [Doug groaning] 28 00:01:32,424 --> 00:01:33,925 So are the fritos on our bed. 29 00:01:33,993 --> 00:01:37,295 Yeah. I was gonna clean that up, but then I--I didn't. 30 00:01:37,362 --> 00:01:39,998 For God sakes, Doug, look at yourself. 31 00:01:40,066 --> 00:01:42,834 What difference does it make how I look? I'm on strike. 32 00:01:42,902 --> 00:01:44,669 I have no one to see, nothin' to do. 33 00:01:44,737 --> 00:01:46,805 It wouldn't kill you to call me once in a while. 34 00:01:46,872 --> 00:01:50,075 Ah, I tried, but the phone has been busy all day. 35 00:01:50,142 --> 00:01:53,144 Oh, yeah, sorry. I was on hold to talk to baba booey. 36 00:01:55,014 --> 00:01:57,082 Gosh, this is really disgusting. 37 00:01:57,750 --> 00:01:59,684 Oh. 38 00:01:59,752 --> 00:02:03,654 Well, I'm glad to see that you got your cardio workout in. 39 00:02:05,791 --> 00:02:08,359 Hey, at least I got the mail. 40 00:02:08,427 --> 00:02:12,230 Doug, look, I know the strike has been very, very hard on you, 41 00:02:12,297 --> 00:02:14,632 but you have to pull yourself out of this nosedive. 42 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:15,633 All right. 43 00:02:15,701 --> 00:02:18,502 No, no. Not all right. 44 00:02:18,570 --> 00:02:20,371 Honey, I love you so much, 45 00:02:20,439 --> 00:02:22,173 so please, please, please, 46 00:02:22,241 --> 00:02:24,142 believe me when I tell you this. 47 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:25,376 You smell. 48 00:02:26,846 --> 00:02:28,913 Is it me? I thought that was the toppings. 49 00:02:28,981 --> 00:02:30,949 We're going to Deacon and Kelly's for dinner, 50 00:02:31,016 --> 00:02:32,250 so I want you to get up, ok? 51 00:02:32,317 --> 00:02:34,285 Get in the shower. Come on, honey. 52 00:02:34,353 --> 00:02:36,687 And give yourself a nice scraping. 53 00:02:36,756 --> 00:02:37,722 All right. 54 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:38,757 And shave. 55 00:02:38,824 --> 00:02:40,225 No. No, I like the beard. 56 00:02:40,292 --> 00:02:41,659 I'm gonna keep this. I worked hard on it. 57 00:02:41,727 --> 00:02:43,862 Yes, and you did a beautiful job, first-rate. 58 00:02:43,929 --> 00:02:45,163 Now shave it. 59 00:02:48,768 --> 00:02:51,335 Hey, down there. Got some dinner for you. 60 00:02:53,139 --> 00:02:54,538 Oh, there you are, darling. 61 00:02:54,606 --> 00:02:56,775 Could you give me the time, the date, 62 00:02:56,842 --> 00:02:58,910 and the month. 63 00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:01,913 You couldn't come up with one of those on your own? 64 00:03:01,981 --> 00:03:04,015 I'm just tryin' to set this damn watch. 65 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:06,450 It keeps flashing all 9s since I bought it. 66 00:03:06,518 --> 00:03:08,953 All right. There's a clock. 67 00:03:09,021 --> 00:03:10,554 There's a calendar. 68 00:03:10,622 --> 00:03:11,823 Go nuts. 69 00:03:14,660 --> 00:03:16,928 Wow. According to this, 70 00:03:16,996 --> 00:03:18,863 Jesus is coming tomorrow. 71 00:03:21,733 --> 00:03:23,902 That's Jesus, the furnace guy. 72 00:03:26,438 --> 00:03:29,140 So, other than falling into a wrinkle in time, 73 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:30,909 how was your day? 74 00:03:30,976 --> 00:03:32,677 Well, I woke up and I figured I had 2 options. 75 00:03:32,744 --> 00:03:34,345 Either wallow in self-pity, 76 00:03:34,413 --> 00:03:37,381 or seize the day and clip articles. 77 00:03:38,984 --> 00:03:40,218 Good for you, dad. 78 00:03:40,286 --> 00:03:41,986 I found some riveting stuff. 79 00:03:42,054 --> 00:03:45,223 I can now recommend a clothing-optional bed-and-breakfast 80 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:46,858 in spokane, Washington, 81 00:03:46,926 --> 00:03:49,894 and a fascinating piece on what people earn. 82 00:03:49,962 --> 00:03:52,630 Anyway, a manila folder awaits you 83 00:03:52,698 --> 00:03:54,398 buxom with knowledge. 84 00:03:55,868 --> 00:03:57,535 So did you spend any time with Doug? 85 00:03:57,602 --> 00:03:59,704 No. Why, was he home? 86 00:03:59,771 --> 00:04:02,307 Yes. 87 00:04:02,374 --> 00:04:04,775 How can you two spend the whole day in the same house 88 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:06,244 and not see each other? 89 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:07,545 I tell you, darling, 90 00:04:07,612 --> 00:04:09,981 for a big man, he moves on cat's feet. 91 00:04:12,885 --> 00:04:14,052 Hello. 92 00:04:22,694 --> 00:04:24,028 Oh, God. 93 00:04:24,096 --> 00:04:25,163 What? I shaved. 94 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:26,664 All right. Forget it. 95 00:04:26,732 --> 00:04:28,766 Let's just go, Elvis. 96 00:04:28,834 --> 00:04:30,902 [Imitating Elvis presley] Thank you very much. 97 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:32,003 Yeah, yeah. Funny, funny. 98 00:04:32,071 --> 00:04:33,604 That's funny. Let's go. 99 00:04:38,210 --> 00:04:39,443 Hey. Hi. 100 00:04:39,511 --> 00:04:41,946 Come on in. Dinner's about 20 minutes off. 101 00:04:42,014 --> 00:04:44,148 Think you could stay awake that long? 102 00:04:45,084 --> 00:04:46,184 Shut-off. 103 00:04:48,187 --> 00:04:49,787 So, where's my cocoa dream boy? 104 00:04:49,855 --> 00:04:51,489 He's in the bedroom with the kids. 105 00:04:51,556 --> 00:04:52,757 Thank you. 106 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:57,228 Well, he's looking very Scottish. 107 00:04:58,364 --> 00:04:59,964 That's putting it nicely. 108 00:05:00,032 --> 00:05:01,099 How's deac? 109 00:05:01,166 --> 00:05:02,400 A mess. You wanna trade? 110 00:05:02,467 --> 00:05:03,902 Uh, yeah. 111 00:05:05,871 --> 00:05:08,973 Come on. Reach for the cat dancer. 112 00:05:10,742 --> 00:05:12,377 That's right. 113 00:05:14,213 --> 00:05:16,214 Ah, don't make daddy get up. 114 00:05:19,785 --> 00:05:21,786 Solidarity, my union brother. 115 00:05:21,853 --> 00:05:23,988 Hey. Nice. 116 00:05:24,056 --> 00:05:25,556 Hey, back at ya. 117 00:05:26,591 --> 00:05:27,992 [Doug laughs] 118 00:05:29,161 --> 00:05:30,295 [Sighs] 119 00:05:30,362 --> 00:05:32,563 So what'd you, uh, do today? 120 00:05:32,631 --> 00:05:34,299 You're lookin' at it. 121 00:05:35,767 --> 00:05:36,801 You? 122 00:05:36,868 --> 00:05:37,802 I rested. 123 00:05:37,869 --> 00:05:38,803 Hmm. 124 00:05:41,173 --> 00:05:43,174 Hey, hey. Here it goes, here it goes. 125 00:05:43,242 --> 00:05:44,442 [Television playing] 126 00:05:44,509 --> 00:05:46,677 (Both) Just set it and forget it. 127 00:05:49,881 --> 00:05:52,050 And it's getting worse every day. 128 00:05:52,117 --> 00:05:55,954 Last night, he fell asleep with a chicken wing in his mouth. 129 00:05:56,021 --> 00:05:58,589 Looked like a snake swallowing its dinner. 130 00:05:59,992 --> 00:06:01,525 So, how's Deacon doin'? 131 00:06:01,593 --> 00:06:04,662 Oh, he's great. This morning, I caught him talking to a sock. 132 00:06:04,729 --> 00:06:06,197 Any sex life anymore? 133 00:06:06,265 --> 00:06:07,565 Barely. 134 00:06:07,632 --> 00:06:10,168 Since the strike, I'm lucky if I get it once a night. 135 00:06:14,206 --> 00:06:15,306 Sorry. 136 00:06:17,176 --> 00:06:18,909 And God forbid I should bring up money. 137 00:06:18,978 --> 00:06:20,945 I mean, that is a guaranteed fight. 138 00:06:21,013 --> 00:06:22,113 "I'm the man of this house. 139 00:06:22,181 --> 00:06:23,747 I will provide for this family." 140 00:06:23,815 --> 00:06:25,383 So is he gonna get a part-time job? 141 00:06:25,451 --> 00:06:28,286 No, he borrowed from my mother. 142 00:06:28,354 --> 00:06:31,889 Which, by the way, I mean, if you guys need a little something... you know. 143 00:06:31,957 --> 00:06:34,225 No, no, no. Kel, that is so sweet, but we'll be fine. 144 00:06:34,293 --> 00:06:35,693 We have some in savings. 145 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:37,561 Plus my dad said, if things got really bad, 146 00:06:37,629 --> 00:06:41,165 he'd go to the food fair and slip on some grapes. 147 00:06:41,233 --> 00:06:42,533 That's nice. 148 00:06:43,602 --> 00:06:44,835 I just wish there was a way 149 00:06:44,903 --> 00:06:46,537 to bring Doug back from the dead. 150 00:06:46,605 --> 00:06:49,273 It's, like, if these guys can't wear shorts and deliver packages, 151 00:06:49,341 --> 00:06:51,309 they--they lose the ability to move. 152 00:06:51,377 --> 00:06:53,577 And yet they still manage to get on our nerves. 153 00:06:53,645 --> 00:06:56,647 I mean, Deacon's even starting to annoy the kids. 154 00:06:56,715 --> 00:06:58,182 Do you understand what it takes 155 00:06:58,250 --> 00:07:00,784 to annoy a 10-month-old baby? 156 00:07:00,852 --> 00:07:02,920 Well, at least you only got Deacon to worry about. 157 00:07:02,988 --> 00:07:04,855 I got Doug and basement man. 158 00:07:06,558 --> 00:07:09,093 Your dad. That is a rough combo. 159 00:07:09,161 --> 00:07:12,196 Yeah. Plus basement man ain't going back to work. 160 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:16,901 Maybe we should throw them all in a room together. 161 00:07:16,968 --> 00:07:18,069 What, like a play group? 162 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:19,370 Yeah, why not? 163 00:07:19,438 --> 00:07:21,039 Maybe spending a day out of their bedrooms 164 00:07:21,106 --> 00:07:23,174 will give them a kick in the pants. 165 00:07:23,242 --> 00:07:25,576 Plus, at least they'd have to wear pants. 166 00:07:25,644 --> 00:07:27,945 Hey, listen, at this point, I'm willing to try anything. 167 00:07:28,013 --> 00:07:29,813 Come on. Let's go round 'em up for dinner. 168 00:07:29,881 --> 00:07:30,814 Ok. 169 00:07:32,884 --> 00:07:34,818 [Doug and Deacon snoring] 170 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:49,434 Hmm. 171 00:07:50,102 --> 00:07:51,469 Ok. Let's eat. 172 00:07:51,537 --> 00:07:52,470 Yeah. 173 00:08:12,723 --> 00:08:14,757 I don't understand. 174 00:08:14,825 --> 00:08:17,059 Dad, there is nothing to understand. 175 00:08:17,127 --> 00:08:18,928 Just sit here and enjoy the day together. 176 00:08:18,996 --> 00:08:20,296 What is this, some kind of ruse 177 00:08:20,364 --> 00:08:21,998 so you can go through my stuff? 178 00:08:22,065 --> 00:08:24,501 'Cause if it is, I need about 20 minutes. 179 00:08:26,169 --> 00:08:27,403 This is stupid. 180 00:08:27,471 --> 00:08:29,005 Doug, come on. 181 00:08:29,072 --> 00:08:31,273 Deacon's here. He's your friend. 182 00:08:31,341 --> 00:08:33,042 You have fun together. 183 00:08:33,110 --> 00:08:35,011 I know, but now there's the baby. 184 00:08:36,079 --> 00:08:37,013 And him. 185 00:08:38,616 --> 00:08:41,250 Hey, you're no day at the beach either, jumbo. 186 00:08:42,152 --> 00:08:43,185 Shut up. 187 00:08:43,253 --> 00:08:44,220 You shut up. 188 00:08:44,287 --> 00:08:45,955 Ok, both of you shut up. 189 00:08:46,023 --> 00:08:47,991 And have fun together. 190 00:08:48,058 --> 00:08:50,026 Don't make me knock heads here. 191 00:08:50,093 --> 00:08:52,028 Fine, whatever. Thank you. 192 00:08:52,095 --> 00:08:54,931 Ok, honey, you're all set. Here's his see 'n say, 193 00:08:54,999 --> 00:08:58,768 his binkies, wipes, talc, diapers and butt cream. 194 00:08:58,836 --> 00:08:59,969 Butt cream? 195 00:09:00,037 --> 00:09:01,704 Where's this day headin'? 196 00:09:04,274 --> 00:09:06,442 Yeah, you wish. 197 00:09:06,510 --> 00:09:09,579 Like I'd waste a wish on that, huh? 198 00:09:09,647 --> 00:09:11,480 So, I'll have to watch him all day? 199 00:09:11,549 --> 00:09:13,082 You can handle it, honey. 200 00:09:13,150 --> 00:09:15,618 Come on, I've got to go chaperone Kirby's class trip. 201 00:09:15,686 --> 00:09:17,554 Class trip. 202 00:09:17,621 --> 00:09:20,557 3rd one this year. See, that's why kids can't read today. 203 00:09:20,624 --> 00:09:23,593 Yes, 'cause of trips to the zoo, that's right. 204 00:09:23,661 --> 00:09:26,162 Ok. So you got your snacks, 205 00:09:26,229 --> 00:09:27,931 the remote, and each other. 206 00:09:27,998 --> 00:09:30,066 Go to town. And no napping. 207 00:09:30,133 --> 00:09:31,701 Come on. I'll drop you at the train. 208 00:09:31,769 --> 00:09:33,302 (Carrie) Ok. Have fun, you guys. 209 00:09:33,370 --> 00:09:34,737 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 210 00:09:36,173 --> 00:09:37,473 Think this will work? 211 00:09:37,541 --> 00:09:39,609 It's either this or the marines. 212 00:09:41,344 --> 00:09:42,579 There we go. 213 00:09:45,248 --> 00:09:47,183 What do you got there, a baby? 214 00:09:51,321 --> 00:09:52,354 Yeah. 215 00:09:52,890 --> 00:09:53,856 Ok. 216 00:09:56,159 --> 00:09:57,226 Ok. 217 00:09:58,662 --> 00:10:00,229 (Man's voice) This is a pig. 218 00:10:00,297 --> 00:10:01,698 [Pig grunting] 219 00:10:04,534 --> 00:10:05,802 The cow says... 220 00:10:05,869 --> 00:10:07,570 [Cow mooing] 221 00:10:07,638 --> 00:10:09,606 Ok. You know what? You only pulled it twice, 222 00:10:09,673 --> 00:10:12,141 and I'm ready to go on a shooting spree. 223 00:10:12,209 --> 00:10:13,542 Would you rather have him cry? 224 00:10:13,611 --> 00:10:14,611 Yes. 225 00:10:16,914 --> 00:10:18,314 ♪[Music playing] 226 00:10:33,296 --> 00:10:34,697 [Music continues] 227 00:10:40,037 --> 00:10:41,704 Anyone want a beer? 228 00:10:41,772 --> 00:10:42,872 I'm game. 229 00:10:42,940 --> 00:10:44,206 Deac, how about you? 230 00:10:44,274 --> 00:10:46,375 Nah. It's 9:30, 231 00:10:46,443 --> 00:10:48,577 and I do have a baby. 232 00:10:48,646 --> 00:10:51,080 It's not like you're breast-feeding. 233 00:10:54,251 --> 00:10:56,052 Still, no. 234 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:57,620 Whatever. Forget it. 235 00:10:57,688 --> 00:10:59,388 Suit yourselves. 236 00:10:59,456 --> 00:11:00,823 I'm still pretty mellow, 237 00:11:00,891 --> 00:11:03,126 thanks to the good folks at pfizer. 238 00:11:06,697 --> 00:11:08,230 Here you go, here you go. 239 00:11:08,298 --> 00:11:09,966 [Baby cooing] 240 00:11:10,034 --> 00:11:11,300 (Man's voice) The cow says... 241 00:11:11,368 --> 00:11:12,735 [Cow mooing] 242 00:11:13,837 --> 00:11:15,271 Here you go. 243 00:11:15,338 --> 00:11:16,605 The cow says... 244 00:11:16,674 --> 00:11:18,440 [Cow mooing] 245 00:11:18,508 --> 00:11:21,144 Ok, you know what? It says "moo" every damn time. We get it. 246 00:11:21,211 --> 00:11:23,046 It does not go "moo" every time, all right? 247 00:11:23,113 --> 00:11:24,313 It's completely random. 248 00:11:24,381 --> 00:11:26,415 Yeah? $5 says the next one's a "moo." 249 00:11:26,483 --> 00:11:28,517 I'll take some action on that. 250 00:11:28,585 --> 00:11:30,319 I got a double sawbuck on "oink." 251 00:11:30,387 --> 00:11:32,521 All right. I guess I'm the house. 252 00:11:32,589 --> 00:11:34,857 All bets on the table, gentlemen. 253 00:11:36,994 --> 00:11:40,262 (Arthur) Come on, you stinking sheep. Make it happen. 254 00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:41,698 (Man's voice) The sheep goes... 255 00:11:41,765 --> 00:11:43,166 [Sheep bleats] 256 00:11:43,233 --> 00:11:45,134 Whoa! What a rush. 257 00:11:45,202 --> 00:11:47,970 Ok. Let it all ride on... 258 00:11:48,038 --> 00:11:49,605 [Bleating] 259 00:11:49,673 --> 00:11:51,040 I got a gut feeling here. 260 00:11:51,108 --> 00:11:52,709 Put me down for whatever frog says. 261 00:11:52,776 --> 00:11:54,577 Come on, froggie, froggie, froggie! 262 00:11:54,644 --> 00:11:56,679 Come on, froggie, froggie, froggie! Come on, froggie! 263 00:11:56,747 --> 00:11:58,380 (Deacon) Moo for daddy! 264 00:11:58,448 --> 00:11:59,682 Do you hear the frog? 265 00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:00,783 [Frog croaking] 266 00:12:00,851 --> 00:12:02,651 Ribbit! Sweet ribbit! 267 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,754 Hot cha-cha! Pay the man. 268 00:12:04,822 --> 00:12:06,089 Ok, Douglas. 269 00:12:06,156 --> 00:12:07,423 You're white-hot, Douglas. 270 00:12:07,490 --> 00:12:09,291 Yeah, you rode the frog to the top. 271 00:12:09,359 --> 00:12:11,828 But remember, the wheel of fortune is a fickle whore. 272 00:12:14,331 --> 00:12:16,365 Hey, lady! Nice pants suit. 273 00:12:16,433 --> 00:12:17,433 [Chuckling] 274 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:18,835 Vivian vance called. 275 00:12:18,902 --> 00:12:20,203 She wants it back. 276 00:12:20,270 --> 00:12:21,704 [Both laughing] 277 00:12:22,472 --> 00:12:23,505 Oh, man. 278 00:12:24,842 --> 00:12:28,044 Hey, think I should cover him up? 279 00:12:28,112 --> 00:12:30,046 I don't want him to get sunburned. 280 00:12:30,114 --> 00:12:31,748 I'll be honest with you, deac. 281 00:12:31,815 --> 00:12:33,482 That's your call. 282 00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:34,784 [Car approaches] 283 00:12:34,852 --> 00:12:35,818 (Man) Hey. 284 00:12:35,886 --> 00:12:36,986 Yeah? 285 00:12:37,054 --> 00:12:38,654 I'm looking for forest hills high school. 286 00:12:38,722 --> 00:12:40,123 I thought it was around here. 287 00:12:40,190 --> 00:12:41,490 Watch this. 288 00:12:41,558 --> 00:12:43,760 Man, you are lost. 289 00:12:43,827 --> 00:12:45,461 Hang a u-ey. Stay on this road 290 00:12:45,528 --> 00:12:47,764 till you get to the long island expressway and get on it. 291 00:12:47,831 --> 00:12:49,465 Yeah, and then you take the expressway 292 00:12:49,532 --> 00:12:51,433 all the way to industrial park boulevard. 293 00:12:51,501 --> 00:12:53,069 You--you go about 8 Miles on that. 294 00:12:53,137 --> 00:12:54,904 Just keep huggin' the railroad. 295 00:12:54,972 --> 00:12:56,672 Yeah, then park and walk past the rivet warehouse. 296 00:12:56,740 --> 00:12:57,807 You can't miss it. 297 00:12:57,875 --> 00:12:59,375 (Man) Uh, thanks. 298 00:12:59,442 --> 00:13:01,110 [Car drives away] 299 00:13:01,178 --> 00:13:02,578 He bought it. 300 00:13:02,646 --> 00:13:04,013 [All laughing] 301 00:13:04,081 --> 00:13:06,448 Oh, that was pretty sweet, man. 302 00:13:06,516 --> 00:13:07,616 Whoo. 303 00:13:07,684 --> 00:13:09,952 You know what, boys? Let's hit the streets. 304 00:13:20,197 --> 00:13:21,764 ♪ Fight the power 305 00:13:22,966 --> 00:13:24,600 ♪ fight the power 306 00:13:24,668 --> 00:13:26,335 ♪ fight the power 307 00:13:27,470 --> 00:13:29,105 ♪ fight the power 308 00:13:29,173 --> 00:13:30,840 ♪ fight the power 309 00:13:31,975 --> 00:13:33,676 ♪ fight the power 310 00:13:33,743 --> 00:13:35,111 ♪ fight the power 311 00:13:35,179 --> 00:13:37,746 ♪ we've got to fight the powers that be ♪ 312 00:13:51,829 --> 00:13:53,362 ♪ fight the power 313 00:13:56,366 --> 00:13:58,034 ♪ fight the power 314 00:13:59,236 --> 00:14:00,870 ♪ fight the power 315 00:14:00,938 --> 00:14:02,571 ♪ fight the power 316 00:14:03,707 --> 00:14:05,308 ♪ fight the power 317 00:14:05,375 --> 00:14:07,109 ♪ fight the power 318 00:14:07,177 --> 00:14:09,645 ♪ we've got to fight the powers that be ♪ 319 00:14:20,289 --> 00:14:21,822 I gotta say, this has 320 00:14:21,891 --> 00:14:23,791 worked out much better than I thought. 321 00:14:23,859 --> 00:14:25,093 They're clean, 322 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,560 reasonably presentable. 323 00:14:26,628 --> 00:14:28,429 I know, and they don't even smell. 324 00:14:28,497 --> 00:14:30,064 And we're downwind. 325 00:14:30,132 --> 00:14:31,699 Ok, just spoke to the guy. 326 00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:33,467 We should have a seat in a few minutes. 327 00:14:33,535 --> 00:14:35,036 Thank you, honey. 328 00:14:35,104 --> 00:14:37,906 And might I say, you look awfully cute tonight. 329 00:14:37,973 --> 00:14:39,573 Can't help it. 330 00:14:39,641 --> 00:14:41,776 Mccracken. Party of 5. Mccracken. 331 00:14:41,843 --> 00:14:43,978 I-I-I-I'm sorry. Which mccracken is that? 332 00:14:44,046 --> 00:14:45,079 Phil mccracken. 333 00:14:45,147 --> 00:14:46,948 [Laughing] 334 00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:49,717 Not without dinner and drinks. 335 00:14:49,785 --> 00:14:52,586 (Doug) That's us. That's us. That's us. 336 00:14:52,654 --> 00:14:54,188 Oh, man. 337 00:14:54,890 --> 00:14:56,490 Hey, how ya doin'? 338 00:14:56,558 --> 00:14:58,592 Curly mcirish. 339 00:14:58,660 --> 00:15:01,729 Better get our drink orders in before he hits the bar. 340 00:15:01,797 --> 00:15:04,198 Hey, Arthur, I'll give you $10 if you chug the tabasco. 341 00:15:04,266 --> 00:15:06,401 Oh, you just lost yourself a double finsky, son. 342 00:15:06,468 --> 00:15:07,969 Hey, deac, you want some of this. 343 00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:09,971 No way, man. He's got the eye of the tiger. 344 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,439 How about I up the stakes, huh? 345 00:15:11,506 --> 00:15:13,141 I'll drink the tabasco 346 00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:16,411 and chase it with a pitcher of curdled cream. 347 00:15:16,478 --> 00:15:17,711 Oh, it's on, baby. 348 00:15:17,779 --> 00:15:19,513 Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. 349 00:15:19,581 --> 00:15:20,949 What are we doing? 350 00:15:21,016 --> 00:15:23,684 Relax, darling. It's like taking candy from a baby. 351 00:15:23,752 --> 00:15:25,320 Dad, no. No. 352 00:15:25,387 --> 00:15:26,654 Let go of it. 353 00:15:26,721 --> 00:15:29,223 You cannot drink tabasco and cream. 354 00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:32,460 You've got an ulcer, and you're lactose intolerant. 355 00:15:34,596 --> 00:15:36,998 What the hell is going on with you guys? 356 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,933 Nothin'. We're just grabbin' some kicks, 357 00:15:39,001 --> 00:15:41,269 lettin' our freak flags fly. 358 00:15:41,337 --> 00:15:44,839 You know, I got a really weird message on the machine tonight 359 00:15:44,906 --> 00:15:46,441 from Mrs. kralick down the street. 360 00:15:46,508 --> 00:15:49,344 [Snickers] What does she want? 361 00:15:49,411 --> 00:15:51,980 Did you do something to her mailbox? 362 00:15:52,047 --> 00:15:54,782 Yeah, did she happen to mention that she started it? 363 00:15:54,850 --> 00:15:56,650 Busted. Busted. 364 00:15:59,821 --> 00:16:01,422 Hey, check this out. 365 00:16:08,197 --> 00:16:09,530 How ya doin'? 366 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:14,168 Well, this has worked out just lovely, hasn't it? 367 00:16:14,236 --> 00:16:17,671 I don't know what you're lookin' at me for. Puttin' 'em together was your idea. 368 00:16:17,739 --> 00:16:18,873 At least I had an idea, kel. 369 00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:20,308 Ok, you know what? Not your best. 370 00:16:20,376 --> 00:16:21,409 Cat fight! Make out. 371 00:16:21,477 --> 00:16:23,011 Kiss her. Kiss her. 372 00:16:23,078 --> 00:16:24,612 We've got some complaints about the noise over here. 373 00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,247 Could you please keep it down a bit. 374 00:16:26,315 --> 00:16:27,482 Oh, uh, we're very sorry. 375 00:16:27,549 --> 00:16:29,817 That's quite all right. Enjoy your dinner. 376 00:16:29,885 --> 00:16:31,052 Oh, I'll get that. 377 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,720 [Makes farting noise] 378 00:16:32,787 --> 00:16:33,787 [All laugh] 379 00:16:33,855 --> 00:16:36,824 Hey, you feeling all right there, chief? 380 00:16:36,892 --> 00:16:40,094 I'm sorry, folks. It just don't get funnier than that. 381 00:16:43,832 --> 00:16:45,133 Hey, guy, 382 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,934 why don't you wear those pants a little higher. 383 00:16:47,002 --> 00:16:50,238 Yeah. You can button them around your neck. 384 00:16:50,305 --> 00:16:51,839 All right, who's empty? 385 00:16:51,907 --> 00:16:53,274 Well, I'll take another one. 386 00:16:53,342 --> 00:16:54,509 Yeah, hit me, too. 387 00:16:54,576 --> 00:16:55,843 Ok. Watch my baby. 388 00:16:55,911 --> 00:16:57,945 Got you covered, stretch. 389 00:16:58,013 --> 00:16:59,880 Look, look, look. Cop car. 390 00:16:59,948 --> 00:17:02,183 Hey! Somebody cookin' bacon? 391 00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:04,152 [Siren wails] 392 00:17:04,219 --> 00:17:05,253 Oh, God! 393 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:07,188 Attica! Attica! 394 00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:11,926 That's right. Keep movin', officer krupke. 395 00:17:11,993 --> 00:17:13,461 [Phone ringing] 396 00:17:13,529 --> 00:17:14,995 I'll be right back. 397 00:17:19,234 --> 00:17:20,401 City morgue. 398 00:17:20,469 --> 00:17:21,835 [Laughs] 399 00:17:21,903 --> 00:17:24,038 Nah, just kiddin'. This is Doug. Who this? 400 00:17:24,873 --> 00:17:26,074 Oh, hey, Pete. 401 00:17:27,443 --> 00:17:28,409 Really? 402 00:17:29,778 --> 00:17:31,946 Oh, man, that's great. 403 00:17:32,013 --> 00:17:33,747 Yeah. No, no. We'll be there. 404 00:17:33,815 --> 00:17:35,249 All right, man. 405 00:17:35,317 --> 00:17:37,118 Take it easy. 406 00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:38,386 What's goin' on? 407 00:17:38,454 --> 00:17:39,920 Strike's over. 408 00:17:39,988 --> 00:17:41,922 We're back at work tomorrow. 409 00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:50,531 You got it. 410 00:17:50,599 --> 00:17:51,732 Plenty of room. 411 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:52,866 [Car backing up] 412 00:17:52,934 --> 00:17:54,535 Keep comin'. 413 00:17:54,603 --> 00:17:55,736 [Crashing] 414 00:17:55,804 --> 00:17:57,738 [Tires screech] 415 00:17:57,806 --> 00:17:59,073 [Laughing] 416 00:18:02,644 --> 00:18:04,278 Oh, that was beautiful. 417 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,149 So, fellas, don't forget about tomorrow. 418 00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:11,051 We're stealin' that street sign from Arthur Avenue. 419 00:18:14,590 --> 00:18:16,324 What's the matter? 420 00:18:16,391 --> 00:18:18,626 You going soft on me all of a sudden? 421 00:18:18,693 --> 00:18:21,429 No. It's just, uh, strike's over. 422 00:18:21,497 --> 00:18:22,430 What? 423 00:18:22,498 --> 00:18:23,631 It's over. 424 00:18:23,698 --> 00:18:25,166 We go back to work tomorrow. 425 00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:26,834 Tomorrow? 426 00:18:26,901 --> 00:18:28,869 What about my street sign? 427 00:18:28,937 --> 00:18:32,640 We all agreed it would look so good over my bed. 428 00:18:32,707 --> 00:18:34,675 I know, but the strike's settled. 429 00:18:34,743 --> 00:18:36,611 Our union accepted a new offer. 430 00:18:36,678 --> 00:18:37,945 Oh. 431 00:18:38,013 --> 00:18:40,414 They accepted it, did they? 432 00:18:40,482 --> 00:18:42,383 Well, I got news for you, my friend. 433 00:18:42,451 --> 00:18:44,985 Your union sold you out! 434 00:18:45,053 --> 00:18:47,255 We got an 8 percent pay increase. 435 00:18:47,322 --> 00:18:49,123 So it's all about the money, then? 436 00:18:49,191 --> 00:18:50,758 The filthy lucre. 437 00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,893 Well, fine. Here. 438 00:18:52,961 --> 00:18:54,795 Here's some blood money for ya. 439 00:18:54,863 --> 00:18:55,963 You want some more? 440 00:18:56,031 --> 00:18:57,398 Here. Here's some more. 441 00:18:57,466 --> 00:18:59,933 Crawl for it. Go ahead, crawl for it. 442 00:19:01,203 --> 00:19:02,970 Actually, I need that back. 443 00:19:07,676 --> 00:19:10,478 Manly, yes, but I like it, too. 444 00:19:10,546 --> 00:19:13,113 Yeah, the face is back. 445 00:19:13,182 --> 00:19:16,184 And seeing you in that uniform again... 446 00:19:16,251 --> 00:19:17,251 Yummy. 447 00:19:17,319 --> 00:19:18,686 I would take you right now 448 00:19:18,753 --> 00:19:20,788 if the world didn't need its packages. 449 00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:23,724 Yeah, I'd take you right now if I hadn't just taken you last night. 450 00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:26,160 As you know, I need a 24-hour turnaround. 451 00:19:29,831 --> 00:19:30,898 Whoa. 452 00:19:30,965 --> 00:19:32,166 Hello. 453 00:19:32,234 --> 00:19:34,602 Dad, you can't just come up here. I'm in my bra. 454 00:19:34,670 --> 00:19:36,704 Settle down. I've seen better. 455 00:19:37,706 --> 00:19:39,207 Ow. 456 00:19:39,274 --> 00:19:41,442 Anyhow, I just came up to talk to Douglas. 457 00:19:41,510 --> 00:19:42,510 Fine. 458 00:19:43,378 --> 00:19:45,213 What's up? 459 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,548 Oh, not too much. I just wanted to, uh, wish you luck 460 00:19:47,616 --> 00:19:49,183 on your first day back at work. 461 00:19:49,251 --> 00:19:51,118 Oh, well, thank you, Arthur. 462 00:19:51,186 --> 00:19:52,587 I would've done it yesterday, 463 00:19:52,654 --> 00:19:55,456 but I guess I let my emotions get the better of me. 464 00:19:55,524 --> 00:19:58,292 That was quite a crying jag, yeah. 465 00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,060 I also wanted to say 466 00:20:01,730 --> 00:20:03,764 the time we spent together 467 00:20:03,832 --> 00:20:06,800 was very special to me, Douglas. 468 00:20:06,868 --> 00:20:08,969 I haven't felt such camaraderie 469 00:20:09,037 --> 00:20:10,871 since socialist summer camp. 470 00:20:13,108 --> 00:20:14,908 Yeah, we did have some good times. 471 00:20:14,976 --> 00:20:16,310 I gotta tell you, Arthur, 472 00:20:16,378 --> 00:20:18,879 not many guys your age can outrun mall security. 473 00:20:20,215 --> 00:20:21,682 You flatter me. 474 00:20:23,785 --> 00:20:24,818 So... 475 00:20:28,857 --> 00:20:31,191 I guess it's time for you to punch the clock, huh? 476 00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:33,227 Yeah. I gotta... 477 00:20:33,295 --> 00:20:34,695 You know, I was thinkin'... 478 00:20:34,763 --> 00:20:35,763 Yes? 479 00:20:35,830 --> 00:20:37,265 Just 'cause I'm going back to work 480 00:20:37,332 --> 00:20:38,866 doesn't mean we can't do stuff, 481 00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,768 you know, once in a while. 482 00:20:40,835 --> 00:20:43,937 Well, perhaps, if you're free after dinner, 483 00:20:44,005 --> 00:20:46,039 we could settle our unfinished business 484 00:20:46,107 --> 00:20:49,543 with that Pakistani family down the street. 485 00:20:49,611 --> 00:20:52,012 I believe the ball is in our court. 486 00:20:52,981 --> 00:20:54,715 You're on, my friend. 487 00:21:18,206 --> 00:21:19,774 ♪ Fight the power 33262