Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:17,682 --> 00:00:18,749
[Clears throat]
2
00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:23,454
Ah, there he is.
There's my boy.
3
00:00:23,522 --> 00:00:24,789
Morning, Arthur.
4
00:00:24,856 --> 00:00:26,424
You want some,
uh, pancakes?
5
00:00:26,491 --> 00:00:28,092
No, no, no.
6
00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:30,661
I just want to sit here
and drink you in.
7
00:00:31,630 --> 00:00:32,897
All right.
8
00:00:45,978 --> 00:00:46,945
Arthur.
9
00:00:47,012 --> 00:00:48,479
Don't mind me.
Eat, eat.
10
00:00:48,547 --> 00:00:51,316
I can't eat
when you're drinking me.
11
00:00:51,383 --> 00:00:53,952
I'm sorry. I'm just
so damn proud of you.
12
00:00:54,019 --> 00:00:55,553
A working Joe,
on strike,
13
00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:58,389
bringing the capitalist
forces to their knees.
14
00:00:58,457 --> 00:01:00,191
I admire you so much
right now,
15
00:01:00,259 --> 00:01:02,060
it's actually
bordering on lust.
16
00:01:04,263 --> 00:01:06,998
Ok, I guess I'll be sleeping
with one eye open tonight.
17
00:01:08,434 --> 00:01:09,567
[Door closes]
18
00:01:11,303 --> 00:01:14,005
Hiya, boys. Whoa!
19
00:01:14,073 --> 00:01:16,007
What are we
serving up here?
20
00:01:16,075 --> 00:01:17,775
What we're serving,
my lady,
21
00:01:17,843 --> 00:01:20,078
is a pretty close replica
of ihop's famous
22
00:01:20,145 --> 00:01:23,081
rooty-tooty-
fresh-and-fruity pancakes.
23
00:01:23,148 --> 00:01:25,283
Which I made
especially for you
24
00:01:25,351 --> 00:01:26,484
and me.
25
00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:29,187
Oh, that's very sweet, honey,
26
00:01:29,254 --> 00:01:30,821
but I'm really
not that hungry.
27
00:01:30,889 --> 00:01:33,391
How dare you talk
to this man like that?
28
00:01:33,459 --> 00:01:35,826
Why can't you just smile
and say, "thank you, sir.
29
00:01:35,894 --> 00:01:41,099
Those are the best
rooty-tooty-fresh-and-fruity
pancakes I've ever had"?
30
00:01:41,166 --> 00:01:43,201
Well, for one,
it's a little wordy.
31
00:01:45,704 --> 00:01:47,438
She doesn't deserve you.
32
00:01:48,974 --> 00:01:50,774
Oh, I gotta get to work.
33
00:01:50,842 --> 00:01:52,010
You go, girl.
34
00:01:52,077 --> 00:01:53,644
Huh! So, what are you
gonna do today?
35
00:01:53,712 --> 00:01:56,114
Well, let's see,
I got my mahjong at 11:00.
36
00:01:56,181 --> 00:01:57,781
And of course,
I've got my stories.
37
00:01:57,849 --> 00:02:00,084
Doug, come on. I'm serious.
38
00:02:00,152 --> 00:02:01,452
You gonna be ok?
39
00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:04,055
[Laughs]
Yeah! Why wouldn't
I be ok? Yeah.
40
00:02:04,123 --> 00:02:05,689
Well, you know, not--
41
00:02:05,757 --> 00:02:08,592
not being able to
go to work for so long
is bound to, you know,
42
00:02:08,660 --> 00:02:10,094
put you a little
off your game.
43
00:02:10,162 --> 00:02:11,329
Excuse me.
Way on my game!
44
00:02:11,397 --> 00:02:13,398
I've got a lot of things
to do today, Carrie.
45
00:02:13,465 --> 00:02:14,932
Yeah? Like what?
46
00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,800
Household repairs.
47
00:02:16,868 --> 00:02:18,669
Like this knob,
for instance.
48
00:02:18,737 --> 00:02:21,139
Remember, you, uh,
you said it was loose.
49
00:02:21,206 --> 00:02:22,240
I did?
50
00:02:22,307 --> 00:02:24,542
Oh! When we were
first looking at the house.
51
00:02:24,609 --> 00:02:26,210
Right, yeah.
52
00:02:26,278 --> 00:02:27,512
Well, today it happens.
53
00:02:27,579 --> 00:02:28,946
That and a lot more
other stuff.
54
00:02:29,014 --> 00:02:30,314
So you just run along,
all right?
55
00:02:30,382 --> 00:02:31,416
All right, I'll see you.
56
00:02:31,483 --> 00:02:32,783
Ok. Bye-bye.
All right, giddyap!
57
00:02:32,851 --> 00:02:33,784
Watcha!
58
00:02:34,953 --> 00:02:35,886
Go.
59
00:02:44,763 --> 00:02:46,097
[Whirring]
60
00:02:48,267 --> 00:02:49,333
[Whirrs]
61
00:03:04,983 --> 00:03:07,552
♪ My eyesare gettin' weary ♪
62
00:03:07,619 --> 00:03:10,488
♪ my back is gettin' tight
63
00:03:10,556 --> 00:03:12,523
♪ I'm sittin' herein traffic ♪
64
00:03:12,591 --> 00:03:15,359
♪ on the queensboro bridgetonight ♪
65
00:03:15,427 --> 00:03:19,497
♪ but I don't care,'cause all I want to do ♪
66
00:03:20,999 --> 00:03:24,469
♪ is cash my checkand drive right home to you ♪
67
00:03:26,305 --> 00:03:28,206
♪ 'cause, baby, all my life
68
00:03:28,273 --> 00:03:31,342
♪ I will be drivin'home to you ♪
69
00:03:40,985 --> 00:03:43,185
(Woman on t.V.)You know, I have never beenvery good
70
00:03:43,253 --> 00:03:45,488
at beinga solitary woman.
71
00:03:45,555 --> 00:03:48,124
Until recently,my entire existence
72
00:03:48,191 --> 00:03:50,660
was defined by the manin my life.
73
00:03:51,829 --> 00:03:54,497
And when I wantedto bring more
74
00:03:54,564 --> 00:03:56,065
[doorbell rings]
75
00:03:56,133 --> 00:03:58,935
Into our relationshipby having another baby,
76
00:03:59,003 --> 00:04:01,437
and so thatdrove us apart.
77
00:04:01,505 --> 00:04:03,439
And when I foundthat I didn't count--
78
00:04:03,507 --> 00:04:05,541
[doorbell continues ringing]
79
00:04:05,609 --> 00:04:07,343
And that is when...
80
00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:11,614
Mr. heffernan?
81
00:04:11,682 --> 00:04:12,982
That's me.
82
00:04:13,050 --> 00:04:14,684
Actually,
I work at I.P.S.
83
00:04:14,752 --> 00:04:16,185
We're on strike
at the moment,
84
00:04:16,253 --> 00:04:18,354
[laughs]
But I'm sure
you heard about that.
85
00:04:18,421 --> 00:04:19,989
Right.
86
00:04:20,057 --> 00:04:21,357
Sign here, please.
87
00:04:21,424 --> 00:04:24,994
Whoa! 560
dicad board. Sweet!
88
00:04:25,062 --> 00:04:26,729
I'm still
working off a 520.
89
00:04:26,797 --> 00:04:28,330
[Laughing]
Can you believe that?
90
00:04:28,398 --> 00:04:30,900
This baby must be like
grease lightning, huh?
91
00:04:30,968 --> 00:04:32,401
Could you just
sign it, please?
92
00:04:32,469 --> 00:04:33,836
Oh, yeah.
93
00:04:35,172 --> 00:04:37,239
Let me give you
some advice.
94
00:04:37,307 --> 00:04:40,009
Cherish every moment
you have on that truck.
95
00:04:40,077 --> 00:04:41,711
'Cause believe me,
96
00:04:41,779 --> 00:04:45,114
it can all just
go away like that.
97
00:04:45,182 --> 00:04:46,549
Guy, I got a lot
of deliveries.
98
00:04:46,616 --> 00:04:48,017
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
99
00:04:52,990 --> 00:04:54,724
[Truck engine starting]
100
00:05:03,266 --> 00:05:06,635
[Telephone ringing]
101
00:05:10,507 --> 00:05:11,974
Mr. Grossman's office.
102
00:05:12,042 --> 00:05:14,243
(Man)Did you findthe book you wanted?
103
00:05:15,746 --> 00:05:17,814
What? Who--who is this?
104
00:05:17,881 --> 00:05:19,582
Look to your left.
105
00:05:19,649 --> 00:05:21,350
Uh, actually,y-your right.
106
00:05:22,385 --> 00:05:23,619
Surprise!
107
00:05:23,687 --> 00:05:25,822
Hey, what are you
doing here?
108
00:05:25,889 --> 00:05:27,590
Nothing. Just thought
I'd, uh, you know,
109
00:05:27,657 --> 00:05:29,491
come down, see what
you're doing for lunch.
110
00:05:29,559 --> 00:05:31,260
It's 10:00 a.m.
111
00:05:31,328 --> 00:05:32,929
Yeah. When they say,
"express train,"
112
00:05:32,996 --> 00:05:34,663
[laughs]
They--they really mean it.
113
00:05:34,732 --> 00:05:35,998
But, uh,
how about brunch?
114
00:05:36,066 --> 00:05:37,633
Oh, honey,
I would love to,
115
00:05:37,701 --> 00:05:38,968
but I have
all this extra work
116
00:05:39,036 --> 00:05:40,636
I have to do
for pruzan.
117
00:05:40,704 --> 00:05:42,171
All right,
well, then, uh,
118
00:05:42,239 --> 00:05:44,173
say hello to my heinie,
'cause I'm out of here!
119
00:05:44,241 --> 00:05:45,708
No, no, no, no.
120
00:05:45,776 --> 00:05:47,610
Honey, maybe I can sneak away
for a quick cup of coffee.
121
00:05:47,677 --> 00:05:49,746
No! No, no. Hey, look,
you're busy. That's cool.
122
00:05:49,813 --> 00:05:52,982
You do your thang,
'cause it'll give me
a chance to do my thang.
123
00:05:53,050 --> 00:05:54,683
[Laughs]
All right, bye, then.
124
00:05:54,752 --> 00:05:56,119
A-are you sure,
honey, it's ok?
125
00:05:56,186 --> 00:05:57,720
I'm positive.
It's all good!
126
00:05:57,788 --> 00:05:58,721
[Growls]
127
00:06:15,305 --> 00:06:16,405
[Cracking]
128
00:06:22,612 --> 00:06:24,613
Hey!
Whoa!
129
00:06:24,681 --> 00:06:27,416
Doug! What are you
doing back here?
130
00:06:27,484 --> 00:06:29,518
Look what I have.
131
00:06:29,586 --> 00:06:32,822
You came back here
to show me a pinkie ball?
132
00:06:32,890 --> 00:06:34,957
And have a catch.
Come on!
133
00:06:35,025 --> 00:06:37,126
Doug, would you--
what the hell
are you doing?
134
00:06:37,194 --> 00:06:39,361
Nothing. I just
thought I'd break up
a very busy day
135
00:06:39,429 --> 00:06:42,064
by visiting my wife.
Excuse me for living.
136
00:06:42,132 --> 00:06:43,365
Come here for a sec.
137
00:06:43,433 --> 00:06:44,633
[Sighs]
Where we going?
138
00:06:44,701 --> 00:06:46,035
What, we going
to the park?
139
00:06:46,103 --> 00:06:48,404
No, not the park.
140
00:06:48,471 --> 00:06:51,540
Doug, you don't
have to put
this act on for me.
141
00:06:51,608 --> 00:06:52,708
Act? What act?
142
00:06:52,776 --> 00:06:54,710
This whole
"I'm so happy" act.
143
00:06:54,778 --> 00:06:56,846
Look, you've been
out of work for
a couple of weeks.
144
00:06:56,914 --> 00:06:59,782
It--it's--it's normal
for you to feel
a little lost,
145
00:07:00,417 --> 00:07:01,918
powerless,
146
00:07:01,985 --> 00:07:03,719
a little emasculated.
147
00:07:03,787 --> 00:07:05,354
What are you talking about?
148
00:07:05,422 --> 00:07:07,790
Well, all right.
Uh, for instance,
149
00:07:07,858 --> 00:07:09,725
what happened
last night? Ahem!
150
00:07:09,793 --> 00:07:11,660
What happened last night?
151
00:07:11,728 --> 00:07:13,462
When you couldn't...
152
00:07:13,530 --> 00:07:15,764
When I couldn't...
153
00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:19,302
Oh! I wasn't trying
to do anything!
154
00:07:19,369 --> 00:07:22,671
I--I was climbing
over you for a tissue.
155
00:07:22,739 --> 00:07:25,208
[Laughing]
You thought I was--
oh, my...
156
00:07:25,275 --> 00:07:26,775
That's funny! That's funny!
157
00:07:28,078 --> 00:07:30,779
Ok, look. You don't
have to overcompensate.
158
00:07:30,848 --> 00:07:32,281
Just talk to me.
159
00:07:32,349 --> 00:07:33,850
I'm not overcompensating,
you know.
160
00:07:33,917 --> 00:07:35,551
I'm compensating
just the right amount!
161
00:07:35,618 --> 00:07:37,253
You know, I came
down here for a catch,
162
00:07:37,321 --> 00:07:39,588
a simple catch. Apparently,
there's no catch.
163
00:07:39,656 --> 00:07:41,991
[Elevator bell dings]
I'll see you at home.
164
00:07:42,059 --> 00:07:43,259
Goodbye.
165
00:07:44,728 --> 00:07:45,962
[Sighing]
166
00:07:59,109 --> 00:08:00,709
Walk away, Carrie.
167
00:08:08,952 --> 00:08:10,719
Excuse me.
168
00:08:10,787 --> 00:08:12,521
I'm, uh, looking
for my sister
Stephanie heffernan.
169
00:08:12,589 --> 00:08:14,123
She-she's
a gym teacher here.
170
00:08:14,191 --> 00:08:15,624
Wh-where
would I find her?
171
00:08:15,692 --> 00:08:17,260
A gym teacher?
Yeah.
172
00:08:17,327 --> 00:08:18,660
Try the gym.
173
00:08:20,530 --> 00:08:21,663
Thanks.
174
00:08:23,533 --> 00:08:24,633
Moron.
175
00:08:26,370 --> 00:08:28,271
All right, ladies,
listen up.
176
00:08:28,338 --> 00:08:30,639
Listen up. We're gonna play
ultimate dodge ball.
177
00:08:30,707 --> 00:08:32,174
4teams, 4 balls.
178
00:08:32,242 --> 00:08:33,675
Ok, captains,
179
00:08:33,743 --> 00:08:37,479
kaplan, baylog,
maggan, spreckman.
180
00:08:37,547 --> 00:08:39,215
In a minute, we're
gonna chose up sides
181
00:08:39,283 --> 00:08:40,682
and pick a quadrant
for home base.
182
00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:42,118
Psst!
[Whispers]
What?
183
00:08:42,185 --> 00:08:43,452
[Whispers]
Can I talk to you?
184
00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:44,887
Yeah, in a minute,
just a minute.
185
00:08:44,955 --> 00:08:46,822
Now, here's how we play
the game, guys.
186
00:08:46,890 --> 00:08:49,491
All right, uh,
now, if your team
captures a player,
187
00:08:49,559 --> 00:08:51,327
that player then plays
for that team
188
00:08:51,395 --> 00:08:52,728
and so on
and so forth.
189
00:08:52,796 --> 00:08:55,664
Now, the game is over
when one team captures
all the players
190
00:08:55,732 --> 00:08:57,934
or when somebody
gets seriously hurt.
191
00:08:59,769 --> 00:09:00,937
Kidding.
192
00:09:02,272 --> 00:09:03,705
All right, now,
uh, as I said,
193
00:09:03,773 --> 00:09:05,308
no grabbing,
no pushing or tripping.
194
00:09:05,375 --> 00:09:06,742
If I see anybody
doing that,
195
00:09:06,810 --> 00:09:08,978
you'll be removed
from the game immediately.
196
00:09:12,482 --> 00:09:14,450
All right, ladies,
197
00:09:14,517 --> 00:09:15,751
choose your sides.
198
00:09:15,819 --> 00:09:17,853
The game begins
on my whistle. All right?
199
00:09:17,921 --> 00:09:19,155
[Girls chattering]
200
00:09:19,222 --> 00:09:20,456
What are you
doing here?
201
00:09:20,523 --> 00:09:22,058
I just thought
I'd pop in,
202
00:09:22,125 --> 00:09:23,192
just feeling--
203
00:09:23,260 --> 00:09:25,361
hey, somebody
has to pick lenka!
204
00:09:26,496 --> 00:09:27,896
Sorry. What?
205
00:09:27,965 --> 00:09:29,798
Nothing. It's just
that the strike's
got me feeling--
206
00:09:29,866 --> 00:09:31,567
she is not retarded!
207
00:09:32,802 --> 00:09:33,936
Ugh!
208
00:09:34,004 --> 00:09:35,271
I'm sorry,
you're feeling what?
209
00:09:35,339 --> 00:09:37,106
I just--
I--I don't know,
210
00:09:37,174 --> 00:09:40,109
maybe a--a little, uh,
emasculated.
211
00:09:40,177 --> 00:09:41,310
[Blowing whistle]
212
00:09:41,378 --> 00:09:42,578
Right!
213
00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:45,647
Emasculated?
214
00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:46,949
Like impotent?
215
00:09:47,017 --> 00:09:48,985
No, shut up, no!
Shut up!
216
00:09:49,052 --> 00:09:50,586
What? Tell me. Tell me.
217
00:09:50,653 --> 00:09:51,954
I just--
218
00:09:52,022 --> 00:09:54,357
I--I guess the strike's
got me feeling crappy,
that's all.
219
00:09:54,424 --> 00:09:57,059
It's natural.
You're used to going
to work in the morning.
220
00:09:57,127 --> 00:09:59,462
You've been
working steady
since you were what?
221
00:09:59,529 --> 00:10:00,562
29.
222
00:10:02,599 --> 00:10:05,434
Well, why don't you
get a part-time job
or something?
223
00:10:05,502 --> 00:10:06,735
[Girl groaning]
Doing what?
224
00:10:06,803 --> 00:10:10,239
It's ok!
Walk it off, ferraro.
Walk it off.
225
00:10:10,307 --> 00:10:11,640
You know,
they're always lookin'
226
00:10:11,708 --> 00:10:13,142
for substitute teachers
here.
227
00:10:13,210 --> 00:10:15,177
Yeah, I'm gonna teach.
Ok, yeah, that's good.
228
00:10:15,245 --> 00:10:18,180
No, it's easy.
Any idiot can be
a substitute.
229
00:10:18,248 --> 00:10:20,682
Don't you need,
like, a college degree
or something?
230
00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:21,917
[Laughs]
Oh, yeah.
231
00:10:21,985 --> 00:10:23,685
You dropped out
of college, didn't you?
232
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:26,022
Junior college,
and yes.
233
00:10:26,089 --> 00:10:27,656
Yeah, it's all right.
234
00:10:27,724 --> 00:10:30,026
You know, they are
so hard up here for subs,
they never check.
235
00:10:30,093 --> 00:10:31,860
Really?
236
00:10:31,928 --> 00:10:33,362
I mean, I--I don't know,
maybe it could work.
Right?
237
00:10:33,430 --> 00:10:34,630
I--I am good with kids.
238
00:10:34,697 --> 00:10:35,964
You don't need to be.
239
00:10:36,033 --> 00:10:38,034
Just give them an assignment
and read the newspaper.
240
00:10:38,101 --> 00:10:39,835
I love the newspaper.
241
00:10:39,903 --> 00:10:41,870
All right,
get me in, Steph.
This is great, yeah!
242
00:10:48,710 --> 00:10:51,779
So let me get this straight.
You are gonna teach kids.
243
00:10:51,847 --> 00:10:53,014
Yeah.
244
00:10:53,081 --> 00:10:54,349
What are you
gonna teach them?
245
00:10:54,416 --> 00:10:56,050
Package delivery?
246
00:10:56,785 --> 00:10:58,520
Noshing?
247
00:10:58,587 --> 00:11:00,455
[Laughs mockingly]
248
00:11:00,523 --> 00:11:01,722
Shut it!
249
00:11:04,026 --> 00:11:05,393
I can't
believe you, Carrie.
250
00:11:05,461 --> 00:11:07,428
I mean, you're going on
and on all week long:
251
00:11:07,496 --> 00:11:09,797
"Ooh! Oh, Doug,
you're overcompensating!
252
00:11:09,865 --> 00:11:12,400
"You're emasculated!
Y-you're a limp
little Nancy boy
253
00:11:12,468 --> 00:11:14,235
who can't satisfy
a woman."
254
00:11:14,303 --> 00:11:15,570
I never said that.
255
00:11:15,638 --> 00:11:19,040
A little thing
called body language.
256
00:11:19,107 --> 00:11:21,242
The point is I--I finally
found something
257
00:11:21,310 --> 00:11:22,644
that's gonna
make me feel useful,
258
00:11:22,711 --> 00:11:24,712
a-and you crap all over it.
259
00:11:24,780 --> 00:11:26,714
All right, you know what?
You're right.
260
00:11:26,782 --> 00:11:29,617
I'm-- I--I shouldn't
have reacted like that.
I-I'm sorry.
261
00:11:30,852 --> 00:11:32,320
But teaching?
262
00:11:32,388 --> 00:11:33,954
Yes, teaching!
263
00:11:34,022 --> 00:11:35,723
Is this because
I wouldn't have
a catch with you?
264
00:11:35,791 --> 00:11:39,160
Ok, you know what?
You obviously don't get
what I'm into right now.
265
00:11:39,228 --> 00:11:41,162
So why don't you go back
to your little work?
266
00:11:41,230 --> 00:11:43,130
I've got a lesson plan
to review.
267
00:11:48,737 --> 00:11:50,838
Douglas, I couldn't
help overhearing.
268
00:11:50,906 --> 00:11:53,140
You're going to mold
young minds, uh?
269
00:11:53,209 --> 00:11:54,209
Yup.
270
00:11:55,244 --> 00:11:57,412
Joined the teacher's union,
have you?
271
00:11:58,113 --> 00:11:59,380
[Laughs]
No!
272
00:11:59,448 --> 00:12:00,548
What?
273
00:12:00,616 --> 00:12:02,417
You pass yourself off
as a good union man,
274
00:12:02,484 --> 00:12:04,118
and then you turn around
and scab?
275
00:12:04,186 --> 00:12:05,953
I would slap you
right across your face
276
00:12:06,021 --> 00:12:08,423
if I didn't think you would,
in turn, floor me.
277
00:12:11,126 --> 00:12:13,060
Arthur, I'm not taking
anybody's job.
278
00:12:13,128 --> 00:12:14,729
I'm a substitute teacher.
279
00:12:14,796 --> 00:12:17,131
I'm just filling in
while another teacher's
out sick.
280
00:12:17,199 --> 00:12:19,534
Whatever helps you sleep
at night, you douche.
281
00:12:33,449 --> 00:12:34,915
[Students chattering]
282
00:12:34,983 --> 00:12:36,784
You have
a hall pass, boys?
283
00:12:36,852 --> 00:12:38,919
All right, move it along.
Move it along.
284
00:12:44,526 --> 00:12:45,793
[Slurping]
285
00:12:58,807 --> 00:13:00,441
[Clears throat]
286
00:13:00,509 --> 00:13:02,477
Morning, everyone.
Morning.
287
00:13:02,544 --> 00:13:04,545
Hi, I'm Doug heffernan.
288
00:13:04,613 --> 00:13:06,914
How you doing? I'm Doug.
289
00:13:06,982 --> 00:13:10,050
Taking over
for Mr. briley,
teaching his class.
290
00:13:10,118 --> 00:13:12,654
[Doug clears throat]
291
00:13:12,721 --> 00:13:14,422
[Drawling]
Education!
292
00:13:16,325 --> 00:13:19,026
All right, I guess I'll just,
uh, plunk down here
293
00:13:19,094 --> 00:13:20,662
until 2nd period.
294
00:13:23,031 --> 00:13:24,465
[Doug sighing]
295
00:13:30,306 --> 00:13:32,239
Hey, you mind if I?
296
00:13:32,308 --> 00:13:34,742
All right. I'll bring
2 packs tomorrow.
297
00:13:39,848 --> 00:13:40,915
Mmm!
298
00:13:42,451 --> 00:13:44,185
That's a good smoke
right there.
299
00:13:44,252 --> 00:13:45,853
Good smoke. Whoo!
300
00:13:46,888 --> 00:13:49,089
Teaching the kids.
301
00:13:49,157 --> 00:13:51,992
Shaping their futures,
that's what we're doing.
302
00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:53,528
Really,
you think about it,
303
00:13:53,595 --> 00:13:55,763
they're--they're
the Clay, you know,
we're the sculptor.
304
00:13:55,831 --> 00:13:57,131
It's our job to mold 'em.
305
00:13:57,199 --> 00:13:58,566
[Laughs]
Mold 'em!
306
00:13:58,634 --> 00:14:02,370
Just don't mold 'em too much.
You get in trouble for that.
307
00:14:02,438 --> 00:14:04,372
'Cause the mind
is a terrible thing
to waste.
308
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,173
Will you shut up?
Yes, I will.
309
00:14:06,908 --> 00:14:09,009
[Bell ringing]
310
00:14:09,077 --> 00:14:10,812
[Students chattering]
311
00:14:15,584 --> 00:14:17,184
Good morning, class.
Good morning.
312
00:14:17,252 --> 00:14:19,320
Could everybody, uh,
please find a seat?
313
00:14:19,388 --> 00:14:21,222
(Doug)
Find a seat,
thank you very much.
314
00:14:21,289 --> 00:14:24,158
Ok, everybody
find a seat.
315
00:14:24,226 --> 00:14:25,426
Well, good morning.
316
00:14:25,494 --> 00:14:27,662
I am Mr.
317
00:14:32,501 --> 00:14:33,901
Heffernan.
318
00:14:37,406 --> 00:14:39,106
[Students laughing]
319
00:14:40,108 --> 00:14:42,309
Ok? Alrighty.
320
00:14:42,378 --> 00:14:44,612
So, uh, if you feel
comfortable enough
with me,
321
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,581
you can call me Mr. h.
322
00:14:46,648 --> 00:14:48,516
[Snapping]
323
00:14:48,584 --> 00:14:50,017
[Students laughing]
324
00:14:51,119 --> 00:14:52,353
Ok, uh, well,
325
00:14:52,421 --> 00:14:54,889
Mr. briley has left
an assignment for you.
326
00:14:54,956 --> 00:14:56,257
Uh, in your textbooks,
327
00:14:56,324 --> 00:14:58,659
"America: From colonyto country.
328
00:14:58,727 --> 00:15:00,895
A dream realized."
329
00:15:00,962 --> 00:15:03,464
He wants you guys
to, uh, read
chapters 3 and 4
330
00:15:03,532 --> 00:15:05,833
about the first
continental congress
331
00:15:05,901 --> 00:15:07,101
and summarize.
332
00:15:07,168 --> 00:15:08,803
Now, if there are
no questions,
333
00:15:08,871 --> 00:15:10,104
everybody can please begin.
334
00:15:10,171 --> 00:15:11,105
[Laughs]
335
00:15:12,307 --> 00:15:14,275
[Clears throat]
336
00:15:14,342 --> 00:15:16,677
Uh, uh, yes,
boy raising his hand?
337
00:15:16,745 --> 00:15:18,446
We did
that assignment yesterday.
338
00:15:18,514 --> 00:15:19,747
You d-- you did?
339
00:15:19,815 --> 00:15:20,848
Yeah.
340
00:15:21,483 --> 00:15:22,517
Uh...
341
00:15:24,085 --> 00:15:25,986
Mr. briley has it
down here for today.
342
00:15:26,755 --> 00:15:27,922
Well, we did it.
343
00:15:27,989 --> 00:15:30,124
I mean, you can test us
on it if you want to.
344
00:15:30,191 --> 00:15:32,627
Uh, no, that, uh,
that won't be necessary.
345
00:15:33,662 --> 00:15:35,663
Ok. So what do we do?
346
00:15:36,565 --> 00:15:39,400
Um... o-ok, got it!
Uh...
347
00:15:39,468 --> 00:15:41,268
Everybody break up
into pairs.
348
00:15:41,336 --> 00:15:43,370
Find a buddy.
Find a buddy, everybody.
349
00:15:44,873 --> 00:15:46,240
And do what?
350
00:15:46,308 --> 00:15:48,142
I'm gonna need you
to raise your hand.
351
00:15:49,177 --> 00:15:50,144
Yes?
352
00:15:50,211 --> 00:15:51,579
And do what?
353
00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:53,247
Um...
354
00:15:54,182 --> 00:15:57,017
Reread
chapters 3 and 4,
355
00:15:57,085 --> 00:15:59,353
this time, together,
alternating.
356
00:16:00,589 --> 00:16:02,289
Are you even
a real teacher?
357
00:16:02,357 --> 00:16:03,390
Hand.
358
00:16:04,793 --> 00:16:05,927
Yes?
359
00:16:05,994 --> 00:16:07,562
Are you even
a real teacher?
360
00:16:07,629 --> 00:16:09,897
Yes, I'm--
I'm Mr. heffernan.
361
00:16:13,368 --> 00:16:14,435
Yes?
362
00:16:14,503 --> 00:16:16,771
Where did you
go to school?
363
00:16:16,839 --> 00:16:18,739
I, uh, attended, uh,
364
00:16:18,807 --> 00:16:21,041
the Nassau
community college
365
00:16:21,109 --> 00:16:23,410
of teaching arts
and substitution.
366
00:16:25,647 --> 00:16:26,948
[Coughs]
Fat ass!
367
00:16:27,015 --> 00:16:28,483
[Students laughing]
368
00:16:31,119 --> 00:16:32,720
Wha-wha-what was that?
369
00:16:32,788 --> 00:16:33,955
[Clears throat]
370
00:16:34,022 --> 00:16:35,422
O-ok, you know what, kids?
371
00:16:35,491 --> 00:16:36,724
I think we all need
a time-out.
372
00:16:36,792 --> 00:16:38,025
Ok, everybody,
373
00:16:39,294 --> 00:16:40,495
heads on desk.
374
00:16:40,562 --> 00:16:42,730
Why don't we put
our heads on the desk?
375
00:16:42,798 --> 00:16:44,532
[Students chattering]
376
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,333
Everybody, heads--
you know what?
377
00:16:46,401 --> 00:16:47,902
Fine. You don't
have to do it,
378
00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:49,837
but you're only hurting
yourselves.
379
00:16:53,408 --> 00:16:55,643
Maybe I should change
my teaching method.
380
00:16:55,711 --> 00:16:56,978
Maybe the key is to--
381
00:16:57,045 --> 00:16:58,646
to reach out
to these kids, you know,
382
00:16:58,714 --> 00:17:01,015
get your hands dirty,
let them know you care.
383
00:17:01,082 --> 00:17:02,717
Will you stop playing
with the cones?
384
00:17:02,784 --> 00:17:04,084
They're in intervals.
385
00:17:04,152 --> 00:17:05,185
Oh.
386
00:17:05,253 --> 00:17:07,555
Look, Doug, relax.
You're a sub.
387
00:17:07,623 --> 00:17:10,157
Your only job
is to make sure that
nobody kills anybody,
388
00:17:10,225 --> 00:17:12,192
and even if they do,
not your baggage.
389
00:17:12,260 --> 00:17:15,429
Well, you know,
I don't accept that.
This is my job now.
390
00:17:15,497 --> 00:17:17,331
I gotta get through
to these kids.
391
00:17:17,399 --> 00:17:18,633
(Stephanie)
Whatever!
392
00:17:20,135 --> 00:17:22,603
[Students chattering]
393
00:17:22,671 --> 00:17:24,772
[Hand bell ringing]
394
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,607
Hear ye, hear ye!
395
00:17:28,644 --> 00:17:30,945
All right. The first
continental congress
396
00:17:31,013 --> 00:17:32,947
is now in session.
397
00:17:33,015 --> 00:17:36,050
Ok. Well, now that
I have your attention,
398
00:17:36,117 --> 00:17:37,818
let's see
what we can learn
399
00:17:37,886 --> 00:17:40,187
about the fathers
of our country, huh?
400
00:17:43,592 --> 00:17:46,360
Ok, you just
got yourself a zero
for the day, mister!
401
00:17:46,428 --> 00:17:47,895
You can't
give us zeros.
402
00:17:47,963 --> 00:17:49,664
Oh, no? I can't?
Well, now you got 2!
403
00:17:49,731 --> 00:17:51,999
You wanna try for 3?
'Cause I'll give you 3!
404
00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:53,467
What a clown!
405
00:17:53,535 --> 00:17:56,037
Oh, oh, oh, I'm a clown?
Well, laugh at this!
406
00:17:56,104 --> 00:17:58,072
You just earned yourself
a week's suspension.
407
00:17:58,139 --> 00:17:59,273
What?
Good-bye!
408
00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:01,108
No, you can't--
good day, sir!
409
00:18:03,912 --> 00:18:07,014
You don't have the power
to suspend anybody.
410
00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:11,485
And you certainly
don't have the power
411
00:18:11,553 --> 00:18:13,087
to leave anyone
back a grade.
412
00:18:15,423 --> 00:18:18,726
I now know that
for next time.
413
00:18:18,794 --> 00:18:22,964
Stephanie, didn't you vouch
for his qualifications?
414
00:18:23,031 --> 00:18:24,832
Yes, and I was misled.
415
00:18:26,101 --> 00:18:27,768
I apologize.
416
00:18:27,836 --> 00:18:29,403
[Telephone rings]
417
00:18:30,138 --> 00:18:31,973
Excuse me.
418
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,908
You are such an idiot.
Shut up!
419
00:18:33,976 --> 00:18:35,042
You shut up!
You shut up!
420
00:18:35,110 --> 00:18:36,176
[Both groan]
421
00:18:49,357 --> 00:18:51,391
[Mimics farting]
422
00:18:51,459 --> 00:18:53,293
[Students laughing]
423
00:18:55,396 --> 00:18:56,697
Hey, later!
424
00:18:59,567 --> 00:19:01,435
At it again, darling?
425
00:19:01,503 --> 00:19:04,071
Yes, I'm doing more
research for free.
426
00:19:04,139 --> 00:19:06,607
This one's a case involving
Chinese refugees
427
00:19:06,675 --> 00:19:09,910
who were being smuggled
into the country as
prostitutes and slaves.
428
00:19:09,978 --> 00:19:11,512
Well, they saw you comin'.
429
00:19:14,783 --> 00:19:17,351
Ah, there he is.
Mr. chips.
430
00:19:18,987 --> 00:19:22,422
You know what, Arthur?
Last thing I need now
is a fat joke.
431
00:19:22,490 --> 00:19:24,892
Mr. chips
is a fictional teacher.
432
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,927
Your ignorance
is appalling.
433
00:19:30,431 --> 00:19:32,332
So, how was
school today?
434
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,068
I was expelled.
435
00:19:34,136 --> 00:19:35,703
Oh, I'm sorry.
436
00:19:35,771 --> 00:19:37,304
On the upside,
437
00:19:37,372 --> 00:19:39,707
I know where there's a great
make-out party
on Saturday night.
438
00:19:40,709 --> 00:19:42,543
Damn it!
439
00:19:42,610 --> 00:19:44,679
I wish this stupid strike
would end.
440
00:19:44,746 --> 00:19:46,681
All I wanna do is just
get up in the morning,
441
00:19:46,748 --> 00:19:49,717
put on my shorts,
and feel like a man again.
442
00:19:49,785 --> 00:19:52,586
The strike
will end soon, honey.
You just gotta hang in there.
443
00:19:52,654 --> 00:19:54,121
[Sighs]
It's just not easy.
444
00:19:54,189 --> 00:19:56,523
I know, but that's why
I've been trying
to tell you, Doug,
445
00:19:56,591 --> 00:19:59,626
you have to talk
to me when you're--
when you're feeling bad.
446
00:19:59,695 --> 00:20:02,362
I mean, I'm here for you.
447
00:20:02,430 --> 00:20:03,597
I know. It's just--
448
00:20:03,665 --> 00:20:05,700
it's hard to talk to you
about stuff like this.
449
00:20:05,767 --> 00:20:07,234
I'm your wife!
450
00:20:07,302 --> 00:20:09,937
Exactly, you're my wife,
and I want to be
strong for you.
451
00:20:10,005 --> 00:20:12,106
I--I wanna bring home
a paycheck to you.
452
00:20:12,174 --> 00:20:13,407
I wanna open jars for you.
453
00:20:13,474 --> 00:20:16,010
I wanna lift
a car off of you.
454
00:20:16,078 --> 00:20:17,912
All right, you had me
until the car thing.
455
00:20:17,979 --> 00:20:19,513
You know what I mean.
I do. I do.
456
00:20:19,581 --> 00:20:22,683
And you are
all those things to me.
457
00:20:22,751 --> 00:20:26,620
You know? I--I love you.
I feel so safe with you.
458
00:20:26,688 --> 00:20:28,022
You do?
Yes.
459
00:20:28,090 --> 00:20:29,456
Not because
you're a big guy
460
00:20:29,524 --> 00:20:31,125
or you--you have a job,
461
00:20:31,193 --> 00:20:34,095
but because
of the person you are.
462
00:20:34,162 --> 00:20:35,662
You're a man.
463
00:20:35,731 --> 00:20:38,265
You're a strong,
virile man.
464
00:20:39,467 --> 00:20:40,701
What is that? Powder?
465
00:20:42,503 --> 00:20:44,471
Yes, I was-- I was
wearing a wig today.
466
00:20:44,539 --> 00:20:45,572
Ah!
467
00:20:47,175 --> 00:20:48,709
As long as we're talking,
468
00:20:49,644 --> 00:20:51,612
I wanna tell you that, uh,
469
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,814
the other night,
470
00:20:53,882 --> 00:20:57,017
I--I wasn't reaching
for a tissue.
471
00:20:57,085 --> 00:20:58,786
I know.
I know you know.
472
00:20:58,854 --> 00:21:01,388
I just wanted to be a man
and own up to it.
473
00:21:01,456 --> 00:21:02,656
Well, that's good.
474
00:21:03,591 --> 00:21:05,392
So, do you wanna--
475
00:21:05,460 --> 00:21:08,062
you wanna go upstairs
and give it another try?
476
00:21:09,030 --> 00:21:10,497
Y-you mean right now?
477
00:21:10,565 --> 00:21:13,267
Before the strike's over?
478
00:21:13,334 --> 00:21:15,702
Well, yeah,
but only if you want to.
479
00:21:15,771 --> 00:21:17,238
A-all right, all right.
480
00:21:17,305 --> 00:21:19,173
Ok.
Ok, let's go!
481
00:21:19,241 --> 00:21:20,674
[Laughs]
All right!
482
00:21:21,342 --> 00:21:22,476
Mmm!
483
00:21:22,543 --> 00:21:24,411
But you know what?
Hold up a sec.
484
00:21:24,479 --> 00:21:26,046
What's that for?
485
00:21:26,114 --> 00:21:28,215
Plan b. Just in case
things don't work out.
486
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,989
♪ The time has come
487
00:21:36,324 --> 00:21:38,725
♪ for closing books
488
00:21:38,794 --> 00:21:42,696
♪ and long last looksmust end ♪
489
00:21:45,767 --> 00:21:48,669
♪ and as I leave
490
00:21:50,438 --> 00:21:54,074
♪ I know that I am leaving
491
00:21:54,142 --> 00:21:56,844
♪ my best friend
492
00:21:58,579 --> 00:22:02,616
♪ to sir, with love
34339
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof