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(helicopter rotors)

(dramatic music)

(helicopter rotors)

Call me if you need anything.

Perfect. Thanks, Roberto.

A little welcome gift.

(sighs)

You drive me completely crazy.

(belt clinking)

(kissing)

(dramatic music)

(phone buzzing)

- Hi, darling. - Hi.

- Everything OK at home? - Busy,

but I've nearly finished the communion menu.

For the starter,

I'm torn between stuffed courgette flowers and pepper mousse.

It may be too light with salmon tartare as the main.

Yes, it's a delicate balance.

Just take your time, darling.

(couple talking on TV)

(sighs)

(sighs) Everything would be so simple if the kids weren't there.

(sighs)

And if you didn't have such a nice ass.

Where is that little

peachy ass of mine? (giggling)

Little juicy, peachy ass. (giggling)

It's like a little alien coming from another planet.

(underwater bubbling)

(rock music)

(bottles clinking)

(water tinkling)

(gasps) (glass shattering)

(dramatic music)

Richard!

(sighs) What the fuck?

(door sliding)

What are you doing here?

Nice to see you, too.

We bust our asses to get here a day early.

What a drag.

The chopper's being serviced. Two hours getting shaken to bits.

(sighs)

Oh, um , Jennifer?

Just a friend.

She, uh.. . She came for two days before...

Anyway.. . Stan, Dimitri , my associates.

- H i.

- H I . - H I ...

- I'll leave you guys to it.

I'm gonna go take a shower.

Elizabeth and the kids OK?

She's leaving tomorrow.

You weren't meant to meet.

See you in the pool!

(crowd on TV)

(psychedelic music)

(dramatic music)

(dance music)

(laughter)

(deep warped laughter)

(warped male voice)

(warped male voice)

(laughter)

(warped male voice) Oh yeah, we got nothing to lose.

(warped male voice)

(glass clinking)

(distant laughter)

As soon as I can, I'll fly far away.

- Tell me where.

I'll book my plane ticket right now.

(laughter)

- To LA.

Everything is possible there.

Everything goes faster.

And. .. you can be noticed in no time.

- (phone vibrating) - Stan!

Your phone! Héléne!

Forget it, I'm divorcing her!

- And be noticed as what?

- I don't know.

Just to be noticed?

- You'd have to be blind not to notice you.

What the hell is that?

- Fuck. Leave it. - What is it?

- Peyote.

A local , highly powerful hallucinogenic. This shit

could flatten a football team.

- It's for me!

- For tonight! - Hey.

This, plus weapons, is a guaranteed accident, you fucking morons.

A few years ago, a Polish guy got so high on this shit,

he sawed his own leg off without feeling a damn thing.

He died without a drop of blood in his body.

(whistles)

- Here you go, beautiful . Could you go and hide it somewhere safe?

Give it here!

(dance music)

U h-oh, here comes trouble.

(catcalls)

(catcalls)

Oh, yeah!

No, no no no. No.

Go Stan!

Wow.

Look!

It's my turn.

No, no! Come on!

Game over.

We were just starting to have fun!

See you tomorrow.

(door closing)

Hey! There she is.

Oopsie, hang on a sec.

There we go.

Oh. Richard went to give our passports to the gamekeeper.

It'll take him all morning.

- Oh.

- And Dimitri is nursing a hangover.

Which will also take all morning. (awkward laugh)

So.

It's just the two of us.

(tense music)

- I'm gonna start packing. - Oh.

- If I want to be ready on time.

(dramatic music)

Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.

- Oh, no, it's OK, you just surprised me, that's all.

- Hey, this is a nice bedroom.

- Yes, it is.

(nervous chuckle)

- You know, it really is a shame

we didn't have more time to get to know each other better.

Call me when you can.

We could do...

a thing or two...

together.

- I don't know if I'll have time with work and everything.

- Oh, work. (scoffs)

(clears throat) So now you're a fucking politician.

(short laugh)

What is it you don't like about me?

- No, nothing.

- I just want to know, so...

tell me.

What is it you don't like about me?

- You're... You're not my type, that's all.

- Oh.

Why am I not your type?

- You're...

you're too small.

- Oh.

- I like taller guys, that's all.

- There we go! (laughter)

(sighs)

And I haven't changed height since yesterday, have I?

I asked you a simple question.

Even for your tiny little oyster brain,

it shouldn't be too difficult to understand.

So, I'll ask you again.

Did my height

change

since yesterday?

- No.

- And yet, you seemed to like me yesterday.

- No, but I ...

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. When we were dancing together last night,

everything was very clear.

You came onto me like a pussy in heat,

rubbing yourself against me,

turning me on.

And now, suddenly,

I'm not your type?

Like that, boom.

During the night, I've become too small for you.

(slam)

Yesterday, you were dying for it.

And now you're apparently...

- Stop.

Richard will be back anytime soon.

(mocking) Oh, Richard.

(grunt)

(creaking)

(dramatic music)

Can't you see we're busy?

If you want some, come in, otherwise get lost.

(crunching)

(chewing)

(door creaking)

(grunting and screaming)

(screaming)

(screaming)

(loud engines on TV)

(slamming)

It's all here.

Listen,

there's been a slight problem with Jen.

Hey.

- Call the helicopter.

Call the helicopter. I want to go home.

- Hey, calm down, calm down.

I'll take care of everything, OK?

Don't worry.

(door slams)

Are you nuts?

Sorry? Are you nuts or what?

- Calm down. - I left you for 2 hours!

How long did I sleep for?

Has the helicopter arrived yet? - Shh...

Everything's OK. I fixed everything.

I made a few phone calls to find you a job.

In Canada.

It's practically Los Angeles.

That's the amount I transferred to an account for you ,

you can use it as you please.

Jen, this is the possibility to change your life,

to fulfill your dreams.

- I want to go home right now.

Call that fucking helicopter!

- Baby, baby, baby.. . Don't act like a child.

You know that's not possible.

If you love me, think about me.

OK, they fucked up big time,

but you're so damn beautiful , it's hard to resist you.

Come on. Jen, they'll come and apologise

and we'll forget about the whole thing.

- You call the goddamn helicopter!

Or I'll call your wife and tell her everything!

- Who the fuck do you think you are?

You little whore.

You dare threaten me or fuck things up in my life?

Don't you ever talk about my wife.

Don't you ever say her name.

(crying)

(dramatic music)

Hey, stop! Stop! Stop!

Jen, look at me.

I'm sorry about the slap.

I didn't mean to hurt you . It's just... stress.

I lashed out without thinking.

Give me your phone.

Give me the fucking phone!

I'm calling the chopper, I don't want to hear another word about it.

What a fucking mess.

Hey Roberto, it's Richard . How are you?

I'm very good , thank you . Listen, we planned a pick-up at 2:30pm.

Yeah. And I would like to make it earlier.

Yeah, as soon as possible.

Perfect.

OK, thanks.

He'll be there in 30 minutes.

OK?

(dramatic music)

Why did you do that?

Fuck!

She could have put all of us in jail

for 15 years.

Now do as I tell you.

We go hunting as planned.

We clean up this fuck-up on the way.

Then we bring home our trophies like every year.

We do nothing to arouse suspicion.

And everything will be fine.

Understood?

Understood?

(dramatic music)

Hi, darling, are you busy?

No, I just wanted to hear your voice.

Yes, fine. How about you?

Did you make a decision?

The courgette flowers.

I knew it. They'll be perfect.

I'm proud of you and your organisational skills.

I can't wait to see you all. I miss you.

I love you.

I was looking for you.

Look,

I wanted to say I'm really sorry about Jen.

About who?

Jen.

Never heard of her.

(exaggerated gunshot)

(exaggerated gunshot)

(exaggerated gunshot)

(gasps)

(groans)

(wheezes)

(whimpers)

(grunts)

(squelch)

(gasps)

(painful groan)

(moans)

(gasps)

(whimpers)

(moans)

(splintering)

(groans)

(electronic music)

(engine revving)

(motorbike rumbling)

Shit! Someone must have taken her.

If she didn't die straightaway, she's dying elsewhere.

Maybe it's not too late.

We can take her to hospital, say it was an accident.

We'll get lawyers. They'll think of something.

They always do.

We call no-one. We say nothing.

What's your problem? She's alone, her guts hanging out.

There are three of us and we're armed.

What are you afraid of?

You seemed to have balls with her.

So pick them up

and we'll go and find her.

(motorbike engine revving)

(car engine starting)

(door slams)

She was right here.

It won't take long to find her.

(engine revving)

(dramatic music)

I'll go that way.

OK, I'll go back up.

I'll stay here

in case she comes back.

What?

Two going the same way is stupid!

Good thing we got the heated seats for Stan's ass.

OK, we can swap.

Stay here if you want.

(short laugh)

(engine revs)

(engine starts)

(seat belt alarm ringing)

(dramatic music) (splashing)

(engine)

(engine getting louder)

(thump)

(dramatic music)

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Take it easy! Take it easy!

Take it easy.

(trigger clicks)

Did you really think I was that fucking stupid?

A fucking idiot

who will let his rifle loaded

lying around for you to touch!

I've got her.

I'll take care of her and meet you at the Jeep.

(sighs)

(sighs)

(radio static)

♪ He makes my heart skip a beat ♪

♪ Driving up in his brand new car ♪

(screaming underwater)

My preferred hunting technique...

...is to let the prey come to me,

letting it think it's attacking me.

When in fact it's me who's waiting for it.

(screaming)

(screaming)

♪ I'm in love, love, love ♪

♪ It's everything I've been dreaming of I'm in love ♪

(screaming)

(dramatic music)

(electronic music)

(engine turning over)

(engine turning over)

(shuffling)

(heavy breathing)

(gasping)

(screaming)

(gasping)

(crying)

(crying)

(tense music)

(coughing)

(slide clicks)

(slide clicks)

(casing clinks)

(dramatic music) (electronic sound)

(loud string music)

(heart beat)

(manic laughter)

(deep wild laughter)

(increasingly loud buzzing)

(warped voice) Murder.

(eerie wind-like noise)

(electronic bird-like noise)

(electronic howling)

(thump) (startled shouting)

(heavy breathing)

(tapping)

What were you doing? You've been hours.

I had a little fun on the way.

Dimi must've done the same.

Dimi for Richard.

Dimi...

Dimi for Richard. Dimi...

Dimi for Richard.

Dimi for Richard. Dimi...

(sighs)

(screaming)

(screaming)

(spluttering)

(gasping)

(gasping)

It was supposed to go well.

"It won't take long to find her."

"You seemed to have balls."

Turn off the air con. It's unecological. I can't stand it.

Turn off

the air con.

Then come and help me.

If only you hadn't pushed her off that fucking cliff.

We told him not to go hunting alone.

The desert is sublime,

but merciless with the careless.

(screaming)

Shit, you've broken my nose!

My fucking nose!

Shit!

I can't believe it!

(moaning)

(motorbike engine revving)

(whimpering)

(gasping)

(eerie dramatic music)

(gasps)

(dramatic music)

(eerie dramatic music)

(thump) (gasps)

Hey, beautiful.

(dramatic music)

(screaming)

(heavy breathing)

(thump) (shouting)

(gunshot)

(screaming)

(warped voice) Peachy ass.

(warped voice) What is it you don't like

about me?

(heartbeat)

(viscous tearing)

(groan) (moan)

(scream) (slap)

(vomiting)

(slithering)

(screaming)

(loud static) (gasping)

(rumbling static) (gasping)

(crescendoing rumble) (gasping)

(slow loud beating)

(eagle cry)

(boom)

(screaming) (gasping)

(shuffling)

Now she's on foot again, it'll make it easier.

Get the map out.

We'll search the mountains.

Check every nook and cranny, every piece of animal shit.

I'll take the east face, you the west.

We'll meet here.

It'll take 3 hours.

Four at the most.

I'm not sure splitting up is a good idea.

We might get lost.

We'll get weaker.

When you're lost in a forest,

they always tell you not to split up.

They tell you to stay together.

And are we lost in a forest?

Are we lost...

...in a fucking forest?

No.

I didn't hear.

No.

Check in haltway

and when we get back here.

(fuel indicator chiming)

(engine fades)

(seat belt alarm ringing)

(slam)

(dramatic music)

(screaming) (gasping)

(gasping) (whimpering)

(gun shot)

(ringing)

(ringing) (heart beat)

(ringing) (muffled breathing)

(muffled grunt)

(muffled gun shot)

(muffled breathing)

(muffled gun shot)

(muffled breathing)

(muffled gun shot)

(muffled gasping)

(gasping)

(breathing)

(heavy breathing)

(skin slicing) (scream)

(screaming)

(heavy breathing)

(screaming)

(heavy breathing)

(crying)

(heavy breathing)

(yelling)

(screaming) (crying)

(crying)

(gasping)

(screaming)

(screaming)

(screaming)

(slam)

(door alarm ringing)

(engine turning over)

(engine turning over) (screaming)

(engine turning over)

(groaning) (engine turning over)

(engine revving) (cry of relief)

(engine revving)

(heavy breathing)

(engine revving)

(heavy breathing)

(gasping)

(engine growing louder)

(gun shot)

(whooping)

Stan for Richard. Stan...

(thump)

Stan for Richard, nothing to report.

(engine revving)

Stan for Richard. Stan...

Stan for Richard. Stan...

Stan for Richard.

Stan for Rich...

Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck!

(engine) (pounding music)

(muffled coughing)

(door clattering open)

(heavy breathing)

Hello, Roberto. It's Richard.

How are you?

Everything's fine, thanks.

I'm calling because we've had a change of plan.

No, it's just something came up.

At work.

The others had to go back early.

I dropped them at the airport this morning.

(laughter)

Yeah, I'm the winner by default.

I'm just closing up the house. Can you pick me up?

As soon as possible.

Half an hour? Perfect.

See you then.

(sighs)

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(clanking)

(gun shot)

(gun shots) (grunting)

(shouting)

Ah, fuck!

Who the fuck do you think you are?

You think you're smart 'cause you could fuck those two assholes over?

Those two fucking losers.

And you thought you could win?

Against me? The only moment that was possible

was when I offered you to leave without putting up a fight.

But you had to put up a fight.

Women always have to put up a fucking

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(slide clicks)

(gun shot)

(thump)

(sighs)

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(helicopter rotors whirling)

(dramatic music)