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-We're coming to Canada! -What?

-Call me when you land in Canada. -Yes, Mom.

-And eat on time. -Yes, Mom.

Don't do all that intermission fasting!

That's intermittent fasting, Mom.

Yes, that's what I meant.

And lots of love for Subhaan.

Yes, Mom.

I'll hang up now. I think she is here.

-Gotta bounce, guys! -Is she here? Goodbye.

-Goodbye, dear. -Yeah, talk soon.

Hello, Grandma.

Hello. Hello. Hello.

My child is visiting after so long!

You are all grown up.

But you're still wearing small clothes, right?!

Doesn't matter.

Come inside.

I'll show you around the house.

I don't think you remember now.

Since you're coming after a while...

I used to sit on these steps

and tell you stories.

Do you know?

That's our bathroom.

It's down here. On the outside.

I hope you remember!

Come on.

I told Arshiya that if she stayed in my room

she would be closer to the bathroom.

But she said no.

You need your privacy.

So I put you upstairs on the terrace.

What are you doing out there?

-Come on in. -Yes, Grandma.

Come in.

This is our house.

That's the hall.

And these stairs lead upstairs...

to the terrace.

And that's our dining hall.

Arshiya said this wallpaper is very beautiful

and I should put it up.

It's a bit expensive,

but I liked it.

Isn't it nice?

Alright.

Careful.

Are you hurt?

This is my kitchen.

Here, I will cook your favorite dishes every day.

Okay?

This is the most important part of our house.

This is where your grandpa sits

and prepares for the great war every day.

I don't have a clue what he does in there.

I almost forgot.

This is our room.

Now we'll head upstairs.

To your private room.

As a kid,

you would run up and down these stairs.

Do you remember?

But now these stairs have grown old like us.

So just be careful.

And there's your grandpa.

I told him to hire someone for this job.

But he never listens to anyone.

My child!

Let me take a good look at you.

She's visiting after such a long time.

As a kid,

you would pick my pocket

for a special treat.

Take it.

She took them all.

Come.

Come in.

And this is your room.

This is where Asmara will be staying.

Will Asmara baby be staying here?

Yes. Why?

What is wrong with this place?

I don't see an air conditioner anywhere.

Air conditioner?

We put up a fan a couple of years ago.

And who needs an air conditioner in Bengaluru's weather?

Won't she need a bathroom either?

I showed her the bathroom downstairs.

Didn't I?

-Yes. -Then?

It's there, Shadab. It's separate.

But, it is there.

But...

Aren't you supposed to drop Arshiya to the airport?

She's taken the other car.

Come, let's go downstairs.

Now just settle down.

If you need anything, I'll be downstairs.

Welcome!

Let me try.

Hi.

Oh, my God!

You? What are you doing here?

Me? I came to give you this.

No, what are you doing here?

Wait? Are you stalking me or something?

-No. This is where I live. -Here?

Not "here" here.

Over there.

See that terrace with the clothes hanging...

I see.

Your house is called Jannat, mine is called Mannat.

Nice.

So you are Asmara!

Yes. Do you see anyone else?

Exactly! We used to play together as kids.

So, the other day when I saw you at the fashion show

you seemed familiar to me.

But with all the flashy lights, it didn't click to me.

And when Grandma said you are coming

I scanned the entire social media.

I also messaged you from @roohkisana.

But you never replied. Why?

Actually, I don't accept unknown requests.

Yes. But now you know. You can accept it now.

Well... don't tell our little secret to anyone.

Our little secret?

The fashion show.

No one knows I was there, so...

So this is our first meeting,

and we are unknown.

But we are unknown.

That's what you have to say. Good. Good.

Okay. Whatever!

Okay. Whatever. Bye!

Why didn't you pick up Mom's call, dear?

Are you okay?

No.

Did you find the treasure in your bag?

Yes.

Made shopping plans?

No.

Still love your dad?

I'll think about it.

Hold on.

Here.

-Asmara! -Asmara!

Yuck, Asmara, this is where you live?

Are you a tackolina too?

A clingy-blingy girl.

-No, no, no! -Yuck...

-This is disgusting! -This is really disgusting!

I can't believe you are staying here!

-I can't be friends with you anymore. -Why did you lie?

-Oh, my God! No, no, no. -Why did you lie to us?

-No, no, no. -I can't believe this.

-No, no! Oh, my God, no! -You lied to us!

This is who you are in reality?!

No, no, no!

Thanks a ton, Farzaan.

Since Asmara is visiting us

we are running short of water.

If it wasn't for you, we would've been in big trouble.

Don't worry, Grandma.

I am here.

I'll keep the drums.

-Should I give you a hand? -Not at all. I will manage.

Keep it over there.

Yes. How about some tea?

-Freshly made... -No, Grandma,

I am getting late to open the shop

and also deliver water to two other places.

Get some water for your own house, as well.

Don't forget your own family.

Please, Akhtar Begum! Go on, Son.

Farzaan...

two more shops have received notice from the builder.

Yes, Grandpa.

Uncle Usmaan told me.

What now?

It's time to meet the Corporator now.

Thirteen more hours.

Look who is here!

Hello, Grandma.

Good morning, Grandpa.

Hello, child.

I'll go brush my teeth.

Morning?

Times are really changing, dear.

It's morning for them.

Oh, my God!

Have you ever seen the sunrise, child?

Yes, Grandpa. Quite a few times.

Me, T, and Noons...

I mean, Tania, me, and Naina have a sleepover.

When we are binge-watching, we sleep only after sunrise.

Good.

Let her eat something first.

I didn't stop her.

Enough with your questions and answers.

Did you sleep properly, child?

Here you go.

The chicken is simply amazing!

I'll give you some more gravy.

Grandma, can I get bread and eggs, please?

Yes, dear.

Of course.

I'll make them right away.

It's a good thing you made Grandma get up.

Too much rest is not good for her at this age.

Right?

-Asmara... -Yes?

I'm having a tea party tomorrow.

I want all of Tibbri Road to meet you.

I want them to know that Asmara

is the same lovable child who used to play in these streets.

Okay?

Yes, Grandma.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Thank you for taking care of Naina.

Guess who?

Chanel No. 5.

Nia Oberoi, obviously!

How did you guess?

Because, babe, he's a proper player.

And not just at tennis!

-Shut up, Ari! -You shut up!

Dude, what is Naina's dad doing here?

Naina's dad is Rohan Kariappa.

India's best tennis coach.

I know.

Do you know he's holding his sports camp in our college?

So?

So...

he's going to make me a champion.

Good God!

Asmara, are all your clothes small

or did you get anything of your size?

Why, Grandma?

Don't you find my legs beautiful?

They are very beautiful, dear.

But they are made for walking,

and not for showing off.

But where I come from, showing them off is the trend.

But here, covering them up is good manners.

Look, child, I'll allow it here.

But you must dress decently for the tea party.

Otherwise, what are people going to say?

Grandma,

people will always talk.

That's what they do!

Isn't it?

This girl I tell you!

Dear!

Where are you?

Dear!

Over here.

What are you doing over there?

Watering the plants.

Arguing with this girl

is like banging your head against the wall.

What happened?

She doesn't listen or let me speak.

Isn't that the same thing?

Why are you finding faults with me?

Apologize.

I apologize.

But doesn't Asmara remind you of...

She has a sharp tongue.

Always back answering!

You let it be. I'll think of something.

Dear. Dear. One thing.

This is how rebellions begin.

-Oh, really? -Yes.

I know how to keep rebels in check.

I see.

-You water the plants. -Okay.

Wow. People here are so weird.

Pushpa...

Oh, hi...

Sorry, but I didn't see you.

Can you fill this up, please?

By the way, what is your name?

I am Asmara.

I know.

Oh...

Well, I won't add to your chores.

So, don't worry.

I can clean my own room.

If you are coming up to the terrace

and the door's closed then please knock.

Because privacy is very important to me.

And don't be too generous with the salt,

spices, and oil in the food.

And sugar...

I am off sugar. Literally!

And freshly squeezed orange juice is preferred...

Did Arshiya teach her these manners?

Oh, my God!

Have you been working here since Mom lived here?

That's amazing!

Look at her!

Such a disrespectful brat!

Forget greeting me,

I came here to give you a hand and what did I get in return?

Such insult and disrespect

which I will never forget till doomsday.

Forgive her, Akhtar Begum.

She is just a child. She didn't mean it.

Asmara, apologize immediately.

Sorry, Auntie, I really did not...

Not auntie, even she is like your grandma.

-Oh. -Let it be, Farida.

Doesn't matter what she calls me

when she has no respect for relationships.

Akhtar Begum, she's like your child.

Brother, if she were my child,

she wouldn't be so disrespectful.

But she has taken after Arshiya in every sense.

See you.

Sorry, Grandma, I didn't know...

What's the use of it now?

You've caused enough damage.

She'll make sure neither of us forget.

The whole neighborhood will know...

that too before my tea party.

Grandma, sorry.

That was Akhtar Begum.

She loves drama.

-Like a drama queen? -Correct.

Every day, she finds reasons to get offended.

Today, she got a month's worth!

Hold on.

She wasn't at fault here.

-Of course, she wasn't. -Then?

I was so excited to introduce Asmara to everyone.

She brought me shame on the very first day.

Grandma, let's go to the market.

You wanted me to buy new clothes, right?

Shall we?

Wait a minute.

Dear,

except for her fashion sense, she's exactly like you.

Me?

She?

What rubbish!

Listen to me... I am coming...

This is the Tibbri Road market.

-How are you, Uncle? -All good. And you?

All good.

The place looks amazing in the evening.

Never buy clothes from him. He's very dishonest.

I'll take you to Farzaan's shop.

You will get amazing clothes at his place.

-How much for this one, Auntie? -Okay?

-A hundred and fifty! -And...

What else do I show you?

-Grandma! -Cushion cover...

Hello, Grandma.

Hello, Rukhsana.

She is Rukhsana. She is our neighbor.

You used to play with her as a child.

And she is Asmara.

My Asmara.

Hello, Asmara.

It's nice meeting you for the first time, after so many years.

Hello. Nice to meet you too.

Right? And that too for the first time!

What first time?

Let's go!

Do you know,

she has an eye for Tibbri Road's best deals?!

-I wonder how! -My eyes are like a microscope.

I noticed that at the fashion show...

It shows...

in her fashion sense. I noticed that.

That's right!

-Let's go... Sharifa... lunch... -I see... Yes, let's go.

-Yes. -Come on.

-You can get it altered there. -This way. Come on.

-Please move. -Ma'am, this is yours.

-Imran, go call Sharifa. -Why?

What do you mean why? I've some urgent business with her.

Tell her Farida is here.

Go on.

Yes, Auntie.

What does he mean by why?

That one's nice.

Eight hours to go... Eight hours to go...

-Isn't this nice, Grandma? -Yes. It's nice.

-The other one? -This?

-Hello, Auntie. -Hello.

Where is she?

This is Asmara.

I want you to stitch clothes for her.

So take her measurements, for the tea party.

-Oh! -Are you coming for the tea party?

-Absolutely. -Good.

-Grandma? -Yes?

This one?

-Really nice! For Asmara... -This...

Master ji, 15.

This?

-Ask them if it's available. -Yes.

Should I put a drawstring in her jeans?

It can fall down any second.

Excuse me, these are limited-edition Gucci.

Then tell Gucci to take proper measurements.

And not to stitch torn clothes like these.

And you tell your fashion sense

to come out of the '90s and keep up with this century.

Because these designs are outdated,

just like you.

-Asmara... -Good God!

-She is so ill-mannered and uncouth! -Forgive her. She is naive.

Sharifa, stitch clothes for both of them.

But, sister, how can I take her measurements?

Your darling has walked off.

She is here. They are both the same size.

Come here.

Take her measurements.

Hello, Auntie.

Today is your lucky day.

See... this will look stunning on you.

Babli will like it too.

I have three variations of this design. Let me show you.

Chhotu, show her the other designs.

So, Auntie, all good?

Would you prefer some snacks?

Okay!

Wait a minute.

Stay there. Hello.

Do I need your permission to exit your shop?

Yes, special rules for thieves.

Excuse me. How dare you call me a thief?

Raise your hands.

Yuck, why?

Will you pay now or after the picture goes viral?

No, actually, I was just... I...

Do you really think... I...

can steal something like this?

That's what all thieves say!

Just tell me how much is it for.

Hundred rupees.

I'll just pay for it.

The machine isn't working.

Seriously?!

Look at how you keep your money!

Funny.

-It's all here. -Can I go now?

Please.

Listen...

What now?

Show me your hand.

-Why? -Do it.

These will look better on you.

And how much for these?

Because I don't have any more cash.

These are from me.

Oh... thank you.

We're having a "buy one, get one free" offer right now.

So cute.

Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!

Oh, my God!

I liked his three-year-old photo.

But he will get a notification. Oh, my God!

I can't...

Oh, my God! What have I done?!

Oh, my God, you're so stupid, Naina!

You're so stupid. You're so stupid! I can't...

I'm going to sleep.

I'm going to sleep.

Just landed in Canada.

I'll call you when I reach the hotel.

Canada corner time.

Fuck!

No, no, no!

Come on...

Mannat Wi-Fi!

Hi. Excuse me.

I am so sorry to disturb you.

I am a friend of Rukhsana.

Does Mannat Wi-Fi belong to her?

I really need the password, because...

You?

Enjoy, little thief!

Listen, I don't have time for this. Okay?

First off, I never stole anything.

And on top of that, I paid you.

So, stop calling me a thief, okay?

That's the password.

Oh...

Enjoy... little...

-What was it? -Thief.

-Thief is with an i-e, right? -Yes.

Oh, connected.

Great!

Hello?

Thank you?

You're welcome. No problem.

This looked so much better on the website.

06:30 a.m. in India...

09:00 p.m. in Toronto.

06.30 a.m. in India... 09:00 p.m. in Toronto.

Okay.

What's up, girls?

-What's up, Asmara? -It's so early, dude.

Come on, guys. Wake up!

I've so many things to tell you.

The drive from the airport was so beautiful.

Babe, why are you wearing a scarf and a jacket?

Doesn't your hotel have central heating?

They do.

You can't imagine how beautiful this room is!

I was wearing all of this because I was outside.

But look at my view.

See... CN Tower. How iconic, no?

Fab hotel, babe.

Book us in the same hotel, as well. Please.

Actually, I asked them.

I asked them on arrival but they are fully booked.

What to do now? So sad!

Relax, we don't want it right now.

By the time our visas come,

I am sure they will have plenty of rooms.

Exactly!

I asked for long-term.

They are fully booked for the next two months.

You guys will have to cancel your trip.

I am so heartbroken.

What? Not at all!

We'll get an Airbnb close to you.

And anyway, let our visas come first.

Brother!

Brother said he wanted to take a short trip to Banff.

I won't be here when you guys come over.

What's the point? You guys will have to cancel.

I am telling you.

Then we'll come to Banff with you.

We'll find a way to you. Don't worry.

Finally, Awesome Threesome will be together again.

Anyway, I've to go have breakfast.

Lunch... Dinner.

Dinner.

I'm so jet-lagged!

Go, go. Anyway, even I want to sleep.

And tomorrow when you call, please call a little late. Okay?

Okay!

Miss you, guys... a lot.

Miss you!

-Love you! -Yuck!

You don't yuck me, okay?

It's kisses for my misses.

Take more!

-Okay, bye. -Miss you, guys.

-Love you. -Bye!

Asmara?

What is this, Grandma?

Don't know. She is working on some project. I've no clue.

How can she sleep so much?!

Some people are late risers.

Asmara?

Look, she is awake, on her own.

Good morning.

-Look, Asmara. -Look.

Your dress.

So pretty, right?

You will look fabulous in this, child.

Yes, even you will look beautiful. Both of you.

Mine is just like yours.

We'll do twinnings!

It's just twinning.

-Okay, fine. -Forget it!

Whatever it is, just get ready soon.

I'm going down to get changed too.

People will start arriving soon. Come, give me a hand.

See you at the tea party. Bye.

Hurry up!

Here is your tea.

What are you kids doing?

-That's alright. -Bless you.

-Let me. -No, it's okay.

Please have some.

I don't see Asmara.

She'll be down soon.

Go and get her!

Quick!

Hello, everyone.

Welcome to the tea party!

And the rebellion has begun!