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Do we really have to watch this?

It's almost ready.

Oh god.

Uh.

Look at Swapdad's dick.

You over here, jerking off our swap sign.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like.

Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

Do we really have to watch this?

Yeah, we don't care about your swap vacation.

Guys, your swap mom was so excited to show you this. Come on.

Hi guys, come on. It's almost ready.

You guys ready?

Oh God! Honey! Yeah, stop it. Stop. Don't hit the button. Oh God.

Look at Swap Dad's dick.

Stop it! Turn it off. Just turn it off. Oh God.

Oh my gosh, this is so embarrassing.

What was that?

I don't know. Oh my God.

I want to see your dick in person, Swap Dad.

I want to see Swap Mom suck it in person.

Yeah, I can suck it better.

Motorboat thing.

Oh, your eyes.

Yeah, yeah. This is too weird.

That was so weird.

Yeah.

What are they like sex crazed or something?

I mean, you know, I know that we showed them something that we shouldn't have

and they saw things that they definitely should not

have but, you know, do they have to act like that?

Next time that we see them, we need to put an end to this.

Yeah, we have to say something.

Totally unacceptable.

You guys are getting freaky in there, are you?

We're not doing anything.

Yeah, we're just laying here.

What are you guys doing?

If you guys are gonna fuck, we wanna watch.

We are not gonna fuck.

Cool, no pressure. We were just saying.

Pretty please? Can I please see your cock, Swap Dad?

I already saw it.

Come on, I'll do anything.

And I wanna see your tits again, Swap Mom.

What's wrong with you guys?

No!

Fuck!

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck.

Oh yeah.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh my God.

Yes.

No.

I can't believe you did that.

My foot.

You did something good to me.

I'm gonna move.

Oh, yes, daddy.

You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, you guys want a slap?

No.

I'm just vlogging, that's not funny.

Oh, no.

Ow.

Yes.

Ow.

Ow.

Oh, it hurts.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my goodness.

You look so happy.

Are you getting fucked?

Yeah.

Yes...

So tight.

Oh, I'm so shocked.

My tears, mommy.

You're doing good for me.

Yes, yes.

So close.

Oh, yes.

Come to me, baby.

Yes, yes, yes.

Come to me, baby.

I want to feel your palms.

Oh, yes, yes.

He is dead.

Oh, baby.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, yes.

Come to me, baby.

Oh, yes.

Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

We need to make a swap family sex tape.

You changed our mind.