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hey

so

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me

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hey

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hmm

we alone

floyd

like you said

be

pocket money

if you've got more than three sevens

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i want to search your person

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very

drawl

foreign

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25

okay

i like my hands

i've become

attached to them

deal

that's not yours to play with

that's what you are the wednesday man

sit down

remember the white rabbit

floyd

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is

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they

the videos

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is

is

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uh

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i need a drink

you need a kid

i've been in your feather before dawn

this week in practice since christ knows

when who needs it see the way i ironed

out fast floyd that black pratt can lead

a cow's ass with a cold shovel well i'm

going to enjoy spending his rent money

tonight constitutes a very flash

behavior billy

careful adip you're attempting to form

sentences

when tio gets back he's going to go

potty

t.o works for me

you work for me without me no one gets

any wages no one gets green stamps

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25 000

on the doll

oh dear

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it's thursday

i said

wednesday

eight minutes

eight proxy minutes

that makes it

100 grand

four

four to one

the sharp money will be on the vampire

what are you on about

grudge match

17 frames

your

cockroach cockney cowboy

and the grain

buys

vampire

there's no match

yeah i'll go to fix it

mr fix it

if you was an undertaker

people have stopped dying

be sure

to make it a wednesday

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three queens are sweet four i had him

beat face white as a sheep then the

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then you couldn't win a game with five

elevens

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on your brain

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green

stamps

green

stamps

with a shark fin face grave rubber green

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again

baby

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so

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hmm

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very average when do i get to do my line

tomorrow morning first thing

next set up bcu on the old peckham have

a prank next week

yes

foreign

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your tea is ready don't keep the young

lady waiting too long

i think she needs a slumber

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daddy

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hmm

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you've gone quite blanched my dear

do you know any one-handed vampires

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my manager sent you all my curriculum

vita i want to do a less formal piece

oh yeah more personal

i don't quite where's snooker going

i'll bloody tell you where bloody snoke

is bloody going to the bloody dogs

the 20 men have moved in with their

smiles like wet soap and their 500 pound

salts

television's done it

ten years ago it was still a gentleman's

game

now it's a bloody circus

perm there open colors luminous

waistcoats

cues that unscrew in the middle

what about the young players

undisciplined unprincipled an

exhibitionist

one of them's got green hair

what about billy kidd

you have mentioned the unmentionable

he could be the next world champion

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that moronic misfits

that

pathetic little tits

but

that feeling could work

win the world title my world title

the man without arm stands more chance

while i live and breathe i swear by the

great six fingered one

that

nauseating none

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couldn't read couldn't ride all he used

to do was fight

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then a friend the alien

whispered in his ears

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sat right down looked around

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his logic board said this is nice away

from all terrestrial stripes

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this is brilliant

i should have brought a photographer you

don't invite no one down here usually

sam was in the surface

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still

what is the precise nomenclature of this

extraordinary little rusher shapery

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the

space

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the lies

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super sonic says

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asteroids

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oh

these days

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wrap around spooky but sublime it's

logical said this is nice away from all

terrestrials

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is

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man

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he

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she's no lady she's a mystery with a

message agent a pathetic little tit a

delinquent word oh you can tell he

really likes me

i told him you could be the next world

champion

ho

ho

hi

exposulated mad max free and promptly

beat her up

good boy now

you better get this down because i'm

only going to say it once

not only i could be the next world

champion i will be the next world

champion this year i'm gonna whine the

arrogant al fart flat oh no billy i'm

gonna come down on him so i'd like to

reach advertised laces don't kid

anyone with a name like max well's gotta

be a king-sized prong she's a cannibal

billy

do you know what maxwell's doing now

commercial for deodorant

well that's dandy cause i'm gonna sweat

that old bastard

i'm gonna give him a terrible turkey

they call her slag ellis she's got a

mouth got a clown's pocket when i finish

with a green bay's vampire

he's gonna need a blood transfusion a

brain transplant

and a set of national wealth railings

now

you've got that

yes

thank

what you it my little duck egg

maxwell

character assassination

remember your blood pressure dear and

she spelled me near wrong well try to

think of something tranquil

swans on a lake

sweet pea are you sure raid it

yes silly note

what does a

terrible turkey mean dear

the

teenager

not juvenile jump jump jack the lad

i'm gonna rip his heart out

and make him eat it

publicly

i drive a joke you love

i'm an ordinary creature

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but when little boys make noises

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i couldn't even smell it

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i fight

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did you like my piece

sensationally snug

uh maxwell's reaction

split

is keeper

i don't have alligators living

in never be survival salesman well only

for allah

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what are you up to

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that is part of our arrangement

understood

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foreign

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is

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by

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tea

feel back tomorrow

why don't you bound me bossa would have

picked you up

you

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you've got no right to talk to him like

that

i employ him

i

employ him

and

so

alpha christ's sake

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bit different to the clobber he was

wearing when we first oh jesus down

violence here we go okay old old that

was warning i know i'll buy art

tea

violets snooker dive

smoke and dodgy faces

violet 20 stone pulsating flesh precise

over her establishment from behind the

jump from which he serves tita can

permanently damage her dentals and roles

that have been known to be used as

offensive weapons very drone enter

oh

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looking sharp

checks the action

moves to the jump

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a cup of your uh

finest diesel in my good woman and

perhaps a little light refreshment to

tit and like the tonsils

the speciality demands on

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peace

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the kid

two years younger torn t-shirt pat's

jeans he's been strapping his eye is

yellow and it stitched so

sipping his horrible tea and watches the

kid play he can't take his eyes from him

he's never seen anyone so young with

such obvious natural ability to leans

across the jump to violet

points the kid out

black eyes split lip playing a fast game

so yo moves through the dive stands in

the shadows

watching the kick play

but the kid don't like being blimped

what's your name is that your proxy

business all right

okay

tio takes out his wallet

nick's a fighter from it comes out of

the kid

give him the game not in your life i

want to talk bruce needs off do that

twice fist clench the kid's ready for a

wrap he's an accident looking for a

blaze to happen

it's a steady hand on his shoulder bugs

him out ignoring the insult

what's your name

billy

you're

two

oh

as a name

they call me

the one

two

um

fancy yourselves and shut i'm a bit

special kid

so are you

i'm the one who found you in

that donkey and toys playing

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i'm the one who told you just how good

you were you'd still be

arselys

but for

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the me

two years ago you were living

thin

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i'm the one

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i'm the one who paid for all

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italian shoes

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remember all the early days

schlepping up the motorways

playing

exhibitions every

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the night spoons

the breakdowns and the rabbit roots

and now you used to fly them dodgy kites

your first match play game

that aussie wally what's his name we got

well flavored our spank team five to two

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i'm the one who's

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behind

the youngest fastest

smartest youngest

richest

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what do you suggest i do then mr kid

what you're best at amini

matchmaking

17 frames

wherever whenever he wants

50 grand

you need your rate tapping

i can take that old handbag anytime

it's nighttime's world champion billy

you give me the eight

he's too tasty for you kid

your time will come

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maybe e1

50 grand

and a god-given chance to make me look a

lemon

he will

if that's what you want

i got your instruction mr randall

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mr rando

mr randall

mr randall

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mr raindo

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this location is not capricious

my father

evening

the greatest snookable hero ever lived

he taught me one thing above all else

a cardinal rule

the game

the kind

the game is more important than any

single player

this little bit of rgb lander

i have it from a reliable source

that it was you who put the poison in

first

full strength but journalistic madam

if she told the truth the teeth would

turn black

we feel this

little misunderstanding

should be settled on the table

i agree

you do

17 3ms

in the financial

50 grand

well

50k is a lot of jungle blaze a little

two weeks hence thirteen days i keep the

wednesday

the big jack jays

17 frames

the loser

the loser never plays professional

snooker again

oh thank you pardon

prior to the match we both sign a legal

undertaking at whomsoever losers will

never play again

do you concur father

the man is plainly demented

what did you say

for once i was bereft of words

come on t you must have said something

naturally

nada

nix nothing doing negative no way

but why

why

it'll be all over the papers tomorrow

billy

you've got your own life in front here

it'd be retiring soon

you

get onto him tell him to get some more

practicing it ain't worth it billy i

want him on main street

high noon

this ain't some silly bollocks weston

go sucker tit big mouth

if that story gets in the rags it's good

night irene with you and me

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then that lobotomized lump comes out

with it

the loser

will never play snooker again

extraordinary talk about a correct thing

brilliant behave

a generation confrontation

a shootout

twilio sheriff

and the brazilian gunslinger

it has

poetic overtones

what happens to my boy if he loses huh

all that talent down the toilet they're

gonna have five percent of my book i can

assure you it'll not being is never

consumed he's only a kid six

a mere child can

and don't even blink

the match

is

i off take a million on this match

i don't think i'm gonna let y'all

deprive me of that do you

you can do

what you like

22 floors you're a bloody crank

the great eye concrete

i love that kid

he's like a brother to me

i want

i don't understand

as i said before the sharp money is

bound to be on maxwell

so

i must make sure

that maxwell is not

at his best

billy the kid

and the green bay's vampires

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the scene is

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is

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billy the kid and the green bay is

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is

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is

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yesterday

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billy the kid

and the green rays

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come on

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just wish you luck maxwell

what's the book yeah four to five one

he's four to one

full out that hanging from the

chandeliers

executions always seem to fascinate fork

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the spivs are asking a monkey a pair for

snide tickets

the word is

maxwell's very confident

so was hitler

hey i bet this is the floor showing

about the ties to amazing things with

rubbish

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so

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there's one thing that i'm sure

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olympic games confusing

but

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slow down

so much

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a superstar

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world champion

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and from the smoke

a young man

a sensation overnight

very kid

just 20 years old

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a change has

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okay

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so fast

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uh

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so much today

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food

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and we'll break

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yes

what

eight

nine

16

17

24 25

32

33.40

88

112

134

1400

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is

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second place

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i'm trying to

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for kick to break

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there's no balls

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is

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is

kid to break

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dracula

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your brain tied in a knot

and the fingers on your hands feel like

ten knives

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your confidence has just been called to

rise

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personality disorders

your cute twists like a sniper

the vampire's going to bite you down

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is

oh

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i could use

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i have a supernatural

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vocation for this game

when count dracula played millions it

will be getting

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feelings

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so

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the referee's malicious lies tattooed on

his tongue and it cuts the light out

like drawn blinds

it's time for true confessions your

backs against the wall you're five six

seven eight nine ten frames behind

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frame to rattle

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billy

how many

as he won

i

he's eight up

one frame to whitewash

i'm sorry t

nah

it's me the sorry kid

you shouldn't be

you wouldn't be here

if i hadn't

i used your billy

i'm supposed to be your manager

you mate

i'm a dog billy

maxwell randall

oba

maxwell randall

okay

ah

a real snooker player

and a gentleman quack quack

does she look like quacks

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quack quack

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he said

maxwell would not be

at his best

you went for a

fixed nails

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quack quack quack

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i'm the one who's gonna take you to the

top

what a wrinkle

[Laughter]

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they don't know who i am

we didn't order a takeaway

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what's the matter

fella not what you expected

what's your game

satisfaction

you're 25 grand he's on the kid

worth every penny

you set this whole thing up to watch me

lose

why

the

testation

you're unreal

i hated yo too from the first second i

saw you

everything about you i found repellent

the way you dress

like a stolen

the way i play

like a thief

those reptiles you'll bring with you and

the way you laugh

always laughing

laughing at everyone and everything

i resisted my natural inclination to

terminate you because i needed something

more

psychologically

fulfilling

you are total

humiliation

the man in a white coat's waiting for

you pal

maxwell's legal undertaking

was the cody grass

my idea

naturally

i've always enjoyed funerals

in 15 minutes

we're going to bury yelter

you're not laughing

champs

great

oh

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come on

hockey

oh

come on

come on

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hello

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uh

yes

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[Applause]

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yes

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30.

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come on

uh

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you're finished flush your booger

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thank you

13.

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it's on the pink

yes

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come on smack it in billy

yay

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uh

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okay

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i've seen him somewhere

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yes

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landmarks as the wimpy barcelona

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is

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is

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will

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the kids

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you step into the light

50 million snooker fans

are watching you tonight

unfinished thoughts flash through your

mind

like tom telegrams

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breathing deep for your eyes

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the name of the game is

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in the final

frame maxwell randall 61

billy kate 61

randall to play

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foreign

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he's a bad lad on the run

he'll only get to heaven

white

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way

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we run away

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when we

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yes

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uh

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you