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Hey, Calvin. You said you
wanted to show me something?
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Yes, Dave, I do. Um...
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Look at this.
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What is it?
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It's the baby-changing table
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that you and Gemma gave
Tina for her grandma shower.
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It says "some
assembly required."
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Well, this is not
some. This is all.
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Well, Calvin, that's
part of the appeal.
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Not only is it a gift, but
it's a fun building project.
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I see. I get it.
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You want me to
help you build it.
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Close. I want you to build it
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while I go play golf.
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Hmm, this is a fun project.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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So, Tina, are you nervous?
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We're about to find out
the sex of your grandchild.
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No, you're about to find out.
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My instincts told me
what Marty and Courtney
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were having months ago.
I'm just here to say,
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"I told you so!"
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Oh, oh, look at
you, girl. You...
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You just popped outta there!
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Lookit.
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So I keep hearing.
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Hey, uh, hey, Dad,
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Courtney is a little bit
sensitive about her size.
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Oh, oh, okay, got it,
understood, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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Girl, look at you!
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As big as you wanna be!
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Thank you.
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Hey, uh, Courtney, um, why
don't you come have a seat?
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Okay.
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Oh, no. No, uh...
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One of the more sturdy ones.
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There we go.
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All right, let's do it.
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Okay.
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Drones, up.
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Okay, folks, it's showtime.
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Keep your eyes on the skies
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and all will be revealed.
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I-I know the gender,
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can you reveal the
baby's name instead?
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Mom, no.
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We're not telling
anyone the name.
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We want to save something
for the big day.
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Okay. I know. You're right.
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Just tell me!
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Mommy, no!
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Okay. Hit it.
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Um...
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What gender is green?
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What are you doing, Dave?
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I'm gonna use my drone to
film the gender reveal.
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You really think we're gonna
want to watch this again?
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Are the drones forming
shapes in the sky?
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Yep. That's Orion.
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A-And that's Cassiopeia.
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You do know there's a
Laker game on, right?
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I love it. It's so creative.
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I don't understand it,
like, at all, but still.
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Here we go.
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The moment of truth has arrived.
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Okay, let me just get
my drone in position...
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It's a girl.
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I told you so!
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Well, so much for our
big gender reveal.
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And we didn't even
get to the best part.
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I know,
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where the X and Y chromosomes
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converge on the ovum.
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Yeah, well
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at least we'll have a fun
story to tell Penelope someday.
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Dave, listen.
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If you notice I'm acting weird,
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don't make a big deal.
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Okay.
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I've got some information
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that I shouldn't have
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and it's really
fantastic information,
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but I can't tell you,
so leave me alone.
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You know, I think
I can fix this.
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Dave, I know the name of
Marty and Courtney's baby.
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Ooh, really, you do? Yeah.
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Well, what is it?
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I can't tell you!
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I'm dying to, but I can't.
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They're keeping it a secret.
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Okay, well,
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you do need to
respect their wishes.
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Do I?
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I mean, you're my husband,
it's kind of a loophole.
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That is true.
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Married people do
share everything.
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But you can't tell anybody.
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Well, w-who am I gonna tell?
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It's Penelope.
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Oh, that's cute.
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She could by "Penny"
or "Nelly" or...
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Ooh, I know.
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Pineapple.
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No one is gonna
call her Pineapple.
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Well, that's what I'm
going to call her.
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Hey, y'all.
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Hey. Hi.
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Okay, do we really have to write
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a thank-you card for
this creepy crib mobile?
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It is so ugly. Yeah.
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Who even gave this to us?
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It's from me.
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Thank you.
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You know, I wasn't looking at
it from the baby's perspective,
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it's actually beautiful.
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So, how was the game?
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Yeah...
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Well, we won, but it
went into extra innings
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and I haven't even started
writing my geology paper
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and it's due tomorrow.
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Ah. Geology 101,
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"rocks for jocks."
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That class was a piece of cake.
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Well, at least for me.
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Do a pull-up.
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You can't win every
argument like that.
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You know what you could do?
If you want to save time,
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use AI. Yeah.
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Whoa, to write my paper?
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No way, that's cheating.
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I want to write this myself.
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Embrace the future, Malcolm.
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People used to think
calculators were cheating.
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And spell-checkers.
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And now we take
them for granted.
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And now you can take
AI for granite. Yeah.
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Gran-ite.
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The rock.
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Yeah.
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This poor kid will be
born stuffed in a locker.
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Man...
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Hey, Dave.
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How's it going? Not bad.
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Check it out.
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All this time, that's it?
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One leg?
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Well, I put the dowel for
the D leg in the A leg.
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Then, I used long screw
A in the locking bracket
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when I was supposed to
use short bolt C, so...
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I had to start over.
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Are you sure that leg is right?
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Step aside. I'm taking over.
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I'm not gonna put my
sweet little grandbaby
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on your house of cards.
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What are you smiling about?
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I was just thinking about
your sweet little grandbaby.
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I hate smiles, Dave.
What's going on?
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No, it's nothing, I just...
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I know something about
her that you don't know.
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How would you know
if I don't know?
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Look, well, I've said too much.
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Oh, no, for the first time ever,
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not true.
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Okay, look,
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Gemma swore me to secrecy,
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but you are my best friend
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and if there's any loophole,
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it's for your BFF.
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Yeah, yeah, you know, if that's
what it takes, absolutely.
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BFF, yeah.
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The baby's name
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is Penelope.
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Penelope.
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Okay, yeah, that's
cute. I like that.
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Yeah, right? You know,
I bet a lot of us
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are gonna call her Pineapple.
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You know, I-I've
always liked that name.
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I knew a Penelope
in middle school.
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Oh. All right, well, please,
you can't say anything.
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Gemma will kill me.
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All right, look, your
secret's safe with me.
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All right, thanks,
buddy. And by the way,
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good luck on the cabinet.
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Here are the instructions.
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Dave. I'm a man, I don't
need no damn instructions.
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Okay, uh...
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Where do I start
with this AI site?
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This looks really complicated.
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Oh.
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Write me a three-page
paper about igneous rocks.
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Okay, how is that possibly...
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And done.
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No way. There's
no way this thing
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can write a good
paper in two seconds.
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This is...
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Oh, damn.
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Let's go get some sushi.
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No, no, Marty, I can't
just turn this in.
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I want this work to be my own.
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Oh. Okay, well,
take what AI wrote
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and then dumb it down.
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Malcolm it up.
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Hey, babe. Check it out. Yeah?
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I'm an artist with this thing.
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One-handed.
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Behind the back.
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Blindfolded.
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Okay, that was a
little off right there.
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Well, Prime just delivered
the cutest pink onesies,
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bibs, socks, sweaters,
even pink diaper covers.
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I've got the embroidery machine
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to put the baby's
name on all of them.
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What I don't have is the name.
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Well, I mean, keeping it secret
is kind of a tradition, right?
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More like superstition.
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You know, I thought they'd
be smarter than that.
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Says the woman who
thinks we'll go broke
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if you put your
purse on the floor.
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Are we broke? No.
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You're welcome.
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You know, I'm the grandmother.
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I should know before
anybody, right?
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Right. That's... That's crazy.
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Calvin Geronimo Butler,
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do you know something?
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Listen. Oh.
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When somebody tells
you a secret, Uh-huh.
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They expect you to tell your
spouse, don't you think?
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Yeah, they do, they
do, move on, move on.
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So, so, so... All right, so,
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you have to keep
this just between us.
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All right? Of course, baby.
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All right.
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So, Dave says Gemma heard
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Marty say... Uh-huh.
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That the baby's
name is Penelope.
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Penelope.
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It's cute, right?
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I know you think it's cute.
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What are you talking about?
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Oh, come on, Calvin.
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Penelope?
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The name of your
first girlfriend?
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That was seventh grade.
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And she was hardly
my girlfriend.
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You wild.
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So you had hot and
heavy make out sessions
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with a girl that wasn't
even your girlfriend?
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It was one kiss.
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You know, I can't, I can't,
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I cannot embroider
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these adorable pink baby clothes
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with the name of the first
girl you slobbed down.
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Penelope.
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Ho!
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Oh, that's from my
great-aunt Sheila.
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Huh.
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I didn't know Target sold
five-dollar gift cards.
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Oh, hey, Marty,
hey, Courtney. Hey.
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Um, well, I wanted to
tell you something,
265
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:29,957
and I know it's not my
place, and I never meddle.
266
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:34,594
Mom, can you just skip to
the part where you meddle?
267
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:38,531
Okay, well, I have a real
problem with the baby's name.
268
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,100
It's not gonna work.
269
00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,446
We haven't told anybody
the baby's name.
270
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:44,738
What are you saying?
271
00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:49,176
Okay, this is...
272
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:51,611
This is a little painful
for me to talk about.
273
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,848
We never told you
274
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:58,718
or your brother, but years ago,
275
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:02,222
your father was
involved with someone.
276
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,057
They were in love.
277
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,625
Oh, my God.
278
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,695
Yeah. It was when he was
in the seventh grade.
279
00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,898
Well, then, lead with that.
280
00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:13,934
What is wrong with you?
281
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,702
Well, the point is,
282
00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:17,437
her name was Penelope
and that cannot be
283
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,139
the name of my grandbaby!
284
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,843
Um, we're not naming
our baby Penelope.
285
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,044
No.
286
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,278
Oh, thank God.
287
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,679
You would do that for me?
288
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,782
Thank you.
289
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,384
No. It was never Penelope.
290
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,096
That's just what we
started calling the baby
291
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,454
before we knew it was a girl.
292
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:35,956
Really?
293
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:38,358
Yes. Penelope was
just our little joke.
294
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:39,559
Yeah.
295
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,761
Oh. Oh!
296
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,196
I get it, I get it.
297
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,736
It's funny because
it's an ugly name
298
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,067
for people with
big-ass foreheads.
299
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,838
I looked at her
yearbook picture.
300
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:56,343
I-I cannot believe you
thought that was the name.
301
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:59,847
What... there are
no new Penelopes.
302
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,781
And it would sound ridiculous.
303
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:04,617
"Penelope Pridgeon"?
304
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,356
Huh.
305
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:12,860
Pridgeon. Pridgeon. That...
well, that's your last name.
306
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,095
Yeah. Okay. Okay.
307
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,064
Okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay... well,
308
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:19,900
I-I was thinking Butler, but,
you know, that-that's okay,
309
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,400
'cause you kn...
we're not married.
310
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,070
Mm. Mm. Makes more sense.
311
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,072
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, this is what
312
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,673
a feminist looks like.
313
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:28,842
Well, that's great, honey.
314
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,343
Well, you know
what? I've got a ton
315
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,379
of embroidering to do, but...
316
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:36,616
Wait, I can't, because I
still don't know the name.
317
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:42,489
I guess I can, you know,
embroider names I think of.
318
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:45,325
Let me just start with Abigail?
319
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,895
Agnes, Amaya...
320
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:51,231
It's Daphne. Oh,
Daphne! I love it!
321
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,466
Okay, but Mom? Mom?
322
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:57,104
Please remember, it's a
secret, so don't tell anyone.
323
00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,524
No, no, no, of
course, of course.
324
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:02,175
Daphne. D-A...
325
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,776
P-H-N-E.
326
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,278
Don't get smart with me, boy.
327
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,783
I got to hand it to you, Calvin.
328
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,485
This-this looks great.
329
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:15,322
Yup. No instructions,
no dilly-dallying.
330
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,657
Just power, muscle and a drill.
331
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,094
Oh, man.
332
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,595
What?
333
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,067
Well, what's this?
334
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,401
What?
335
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:29,802
The pop-out drawer.
336
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,604
It... it doesn't pop out.
337
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,540
Let me see, okay? Yeah.
338
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,145
Uh...
339
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,247
Well... Oh!
340
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,950
Okay, there it
is. It popped out.
341
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,284
Yeah. Okay.
342
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,019
Clearly,
343
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,297
if I want this done right, I'm
going to have to do it myself.
344
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,732
Now, where'd you
put the instructions
345
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,024
and my little Allen wrench?
346
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,859
In the garbage.
347
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,960
You know, you are lucky
that you're my best friend.
348
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,531
Hey. Oh, hey, Daphne.
349
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:01,168
Dave.
350
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:03,103
What'd you say?
351
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,505
Dap me, Dave.
352
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:07,807
Really?
353
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,576
Yeah.
354
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,378
All right. Oh.
355
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,246
That's cool. Yeah.
356
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,815
Hey, baby.
357
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,018
Hey, babe. Mwah.
358
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:21,288
So you aren't mad
about Penelope anymore?
359
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,023
Oh, please. That's in the past.
360
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:26,393
Really?
361
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:29,062
Uh, forgive me, Tina. I
don't know how to say this.
362
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,298
But when did you
become so reasonable?
363
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:37,370
Well, I just found out
something that improved my mood.
364
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:38,972
But I can't tell you.
365
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,141
Whoa. Come on!
366
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,076
Babe, I told you
my thing, remember?
367
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,245
The married couple loophole?
368
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,680
Okay, baby, but
this is a big one.
369
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,683
Okay, the baby's
name is not Penelope.
370
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,352
It's Daphne.
371
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,287
Oh.
372
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:57,257
Okay. Yeah.
373
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,725
Daphne Butler.
374
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,693
Okay, yeah, it's got
a nice ring to it.
375
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,430
No, not Daphne Butler.
Daphne Pridgeon.
376
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,598
Who the hell is Pridgeon?
377
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,068
It's Courtney's last name.
378
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:11,938
Okay, so what that got
to do with my grandbaby?
379
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,940
It's what Marty and
Courtney decided.
380
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:16,709
You got to learn how to stay
out of other people's business.
381
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,581
Well, Calvin,
382
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,641
you did not throw the
instructions in the garbage.
383
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:26,886
You threw 'em in my compost, and
now my worms are freaking out.
384
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,257
I don't give a damn
about your worms, Dave.
385
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,426
The Butler name is in jeopardy.
386
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,228
What are you talking about?
387
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:40,267
Look, I'm not supposed to say
anything, but I am too upset.
388
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,702
Calvin, friendship loophole.
389
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,837
Spill the tea.
390
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,808
The baby's name is
Daphne Pridgeon.
391
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:51,644
Who the hell's
Pridgeon? Thank you!
392
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,747
Gemma, I have a huge secret
393
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,483
I can't tell you.
394
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,318
Marriage loophole.
395
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,587
Ooh. Okay, then, I
have no other choice.
396
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,790
The baby's name is not Penelope.
397
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:07,460
It's Daphne.
398
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,628
Oh, that's cute.
399
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,098
Right? Daphne Pridgeon.
400
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,032
Who the hell is Pridgeon?
401
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:18,438
It's Courtney, and
Calvin is crushed.
402
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,240
Oh, I bet.
403
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:22,008
How did he even find out?
404
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:24,010
Well, you told me
the name Penelope,
405
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,944
and I may have told
Calvin, who told Tina,
406
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,615
who told Marty, who told
Tina the baby's actual name.
407
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,050
She told Calvin, who told
me, and now I'm telling you.
408
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,825
Check out your boy. I got an A.
409
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,860
Okay. All right!
410
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,430
I told you AI was the way to go.
411
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,832
Uh, no, no, I wrote that myself.
412
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:47,700
I didn't use AI at all.
413
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:51,037
And you got an A...
in a science class?
414
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,207
You don't believe me.
415
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,243
I'm telling you,
that's all me, Marty.
416
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,545
Oh, yeah, sure, and
I just did a push-up.
417
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,314
Knock, knock.
418
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,082
Come in?
419
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,783
Marty, your dad is
upset about something,
420
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,995
and the only reason he knows
is 'cause of my big mouth.
421
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,188
What is it?
422
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,589
It's killing him
423
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,758
that your baby's last name
is going to be Pridgeon.
424
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,460
Who the hell is Pridgeon?
425
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,164
How long have you
people known me?
426
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,969
All right, everybody,
we need to talk.
427
00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:26,639
We understand our baby
situation is unconventional.
428
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:29,842
And we love that you
are all super excited.
429
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,744
We do. We do. We love it.
430
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:34,714
But what we love less is
you guys spreading rumors
431
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,449
and gossiping about our choices.
432
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,718
Gemma started it.
433
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,587
What?!
434
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:43,723
Just to Dave. It's the marriage
loophole, everybody knows it.
435
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,634
Yeah, just like the best
friend loophole. Yeah.
436
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:46,938
That's not a thing.
437
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:50,497
Okay, will... will...?
438
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,699
Will you please
439
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,067
let us talk?
440
00:18:57,404 --> 00:19:01,641
We are now officially going to
announce our baby's name. Mm.
441
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,776
Well, it's officially
not a secret.
442
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,512
It's Daphne.
443
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,681
Miss Kim told me at
the grocery store.
444
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,253
Our baby's first
name will be Daphne.
445
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,322
Her last name
446
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,757
will be Pridgeon-Butler.
447
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,326
Hey! Oh!
448
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:22,229
Oh. Okay. Thank
you so much, guys.
449
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,630
This is awesome.
450
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,232
The name, the legacy continues.
451
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:28,935
Is there any chance that
you can go Butler-Pridgeon?
452
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,237
Mm-mm.
453
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,372
What? No? Take the win, baby.
454
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,512
Tina, prepare to be dazzled.
May I present to you
455
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:43,182
the Juno Five Deluxe
Changing Table by Smim.
456
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:45,117
Whoo!
457
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:48,521
I am dazzled. I love it.
458
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:49,922
Yeah. Dap.
459
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,791
Huh? It's our thing.
460
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:52,925
Oh, yeah.
461
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:57,830
This looks exactly the
same as when I did it.
462
00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,467
Yes, except, for one
crucial difference.
463
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:03,836
It works. Tina?
464
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,738
Why don't you take the
pop-out diaper drawer
465
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,807
with soft-close
mechanism for a ride?
466
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,943
Okay, okay. Let me see.
467
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,113
Ah. Okay. Huh?
468
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,748
It's spectacular.
469
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,584
I'm-I'm impressed, Dave.
470
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,395
I just can't wait to
put a stinky little baby
471
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,887
up on this bad boy.
472
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,323
Yeah, I got to admit, Dave.
473
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,024
I didn't think you could do it.
474
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:26,726
I had no faith.
475
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,128
Absolutely none. Zero.
476
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,098
Oh, and if you look back here,
477
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:34,066
these straps make
it earthquake-safe.
478
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,335
Oh. Huh?
479
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,603
Yeah.
480
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:39,906
Grover, did you build this?
481
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:44,010
Yes, sir. I-I watched
some YouTube videos.
482
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:45,812
It took me 20 minutes.
483
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:50,082
Grover, we agreed
it was a secret.
484
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:51,584
Yeah, but you forgot
485
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:54,053
about the "I'm scared
of Mr. Calvin" loophole.
486
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,297
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