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[Chuckling, Reading Silently]
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[Laughing]
[Door Opens, Closes]
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Good evening, Herman.
Hmm.
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[Creaking]
[Wind Blowing]
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[Knuckles Cracking]
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[Rustling]
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Uh, uh...
Uh, Grandpa.
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Grandpa!
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I'm-I'm trying to read.
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With all that noise,
I can't concentrate on the jokes.
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Thank you, dear.
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Don't I have
any rights in this house?
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Oh...
I just opened the window.
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Well, sorry, Grandpa,
but you let out
all our musty air.
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Fresh air affects my sinus.
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[Knuckles Cracking]
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- [Rasping]
- Well, I'm sorry if my creaking old bones
are bothering you.
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- Oh, stop exaggerating.
- That's right.
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- Go ahead, yell at me.
- I'm not yelling.
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Oh, yes, you are.
No, I'm not.
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You are!
I am not!
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Oh! Stop it, you two!
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You'll wake the dead again.
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That's all right, Lily.
Go right ahead, take his side.
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But I know what's going on.
[Scoffing]
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You just can't wait
to see me in my grave.
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Oh, Grandpa,
we've seen you there
lots of times before.
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You're acting very childish.
I'm ashamed of you.
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Oh, so now
you're ashamed of me.
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Well, you won't
have to be ashamed of this poor,
broken-down old man anymore.
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The next time you see me
around this place,
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I won't be here.
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Now, Grandpa...
I'm leaving this house
for good.
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Oh, Grandpa.
Tonight.
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[Window Creaking]
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Now, why did he have to do that?
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Herman?
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Yes, dear?
I'm worried.
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We wouldn't want Grandpa
really to leave.
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Now, Lily, believe me...
there's nothing to worry
your pretty head about.
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Oh, what with the mood he's in,
there's no telling what he might do.
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Last time we had a family spat,
he turned himself into a frog...
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and lived under the porch
for weeks.
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Yes, and I've never seen him happier.
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He could croak every night.
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Aren't you just
a little bit worried?
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Listen, dear.
Believe me, I know Grandpa.
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I'm not gonna lose my head over this.
[Chuckles]
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[Squeaking]
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?? [Humming]
[Door Opens]
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Hi, Grandpa.
Hello, Eddie.
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You going someplace, Grandpa?
Yes, Eddie.
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I'm going away... far, far away.
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But, gee, Grandpa, where?
Someplace where I'm wanted,
where I can feel loved.
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Gee, Grandpa,
can I go to the cemetery with ya?
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I always have so much fun
when you take me there.
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No, Eddie.
This is not fun and games.
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[Sniffles]
This is facing life
in its bitter reality.
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You see, the time has come
for me to depart.
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You really don't wanna leave,
do you, Grandpa?
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Well, no, I don't,
but I think it's best that I do.
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Hmm. You see, Eddie,
in the great poker game oflife,
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it's time Grandpa
cashed in his chips.
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I bet if Mom and Dad
knew you were leaving,
they wouldn't want you to go.
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Oh, they already do know it.
They do?
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Yes, and you don't see them
stopping me, do you?
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You see, my boy,
they don't really care...
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whether I go away or not.
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Sure, they care. I'm going down
and tell them you're packing,
right now.
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No, no, no, no.
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I wouldn't want you to do
a thing like that, my boy. No.
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Oh, and, uh, by the way,
do be careful what you say.
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You see, I wouldn't want them
to worry too much...
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about a poor,
broken-down old man...
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going out into the cold,
cruel world.
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What kind of a world?
"Cold, cruel world."
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Good boy. Good boy.
Bright boy.
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[Laughing]
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?? [Humming]
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Mom! Dad!
Grandpa's leaving!
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He's in his room
packing his suitcase.
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Packing? Herman, you go
right upstairs and stop him.
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Now, Lily, Lily. This is just part
of a big bluff he's putting on.
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He's acting very silly.
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I think he's in his second childhood
for the third time.
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Sure, Mom. You shouldn't
worry too much...
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about a poor, feeble,
broken-down old man...
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going out in the cold, cruel world
and cashing in his chips.
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Where did you hear that?
Grandpa.
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Hmm! Who else?
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Hmm! Hmm!
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Good-bye. I'm leaving.
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I said I'm leaving.
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Good-bye.
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Good-bye.
Bye.
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[Footsteps]
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[Slams]
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Uh, may I?
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Can I help you?
No, no.
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What are you looking for?
Sailing dates on ships
going to, uh, Hong Kong.
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Uh, may I?
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See? Right here.
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It says there are plenty
of good accommodations left...
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in the hold of the ship.
[Chuckling]
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[Door Opens, Closes]
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Herman, how could you?
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Don't worry, dear.
It's just part of his little game.
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Hmm. After he's through sulking,
he'll be back.
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- But when?
- Nevermore!
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Aw, shut up!
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[Raspberry]
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"Don't worry, dear.
He'll be back.
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It's all part of his little game."
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Oh, Herman,
I should have known better.
[Cup Clatters]
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I still think he'll be back.
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Tomorrow morning,
we'll go up to his room, open his closet,
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and he'll be hanging there like always.
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No, I don't think so.
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[Sighs]
A little voice inside me
keeps telling me he's... gone for good.
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Oh, is that what it is?
I thought that we'd left the radio on.
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Uh, uh... Where's Marilyn?
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She was so upset about Grandpa,
she went straight to her room
after school.
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[Tsks]
We've got to do something.
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Herman, I think we should
all go out and look for Grandpa.
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Yeah, Dad!
No, no, no, no.
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I'm the one who let him go.
I'll go get him.
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And don't worry, dear.
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I'll bring him back,
dead or alive.
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Oh, Herman, you're always
so optimistic.
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- Hi, fella.
- [Whines]
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[Whimpering]
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Poor thing.
I must resemble the local dogcatcher.
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Uh, uh... Pardon me, sir.
Yeah, Mac, what is it?
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Uh, did you happen to see
an old man walk by here?
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No, I didn't happen
to see an old man...
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[Screams]
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I guess it must be easier to work on
from the inside.
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Did you happen to look...
Lily, I looked everywhere.
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00:10:49,028 --> 00:10:51,690
I even looked
in the all-night Laundromat.
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The woman in there
must have thought
it was the public bath.
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She jumped right
in the washing machine.
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Oh, dear.
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Poor Grandpa.
He won't be with us for the holidays.
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He-He'll be back.
I'm-I'm sure he will.
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[Squawks]
Grandpa. Nevermore.
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[Wailing]
Oh!
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[Crying]
Now, Lily. Lily.
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Lily, I'm home.
[Chuckles]
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Did you hear anything
from Grandpa?
Oh, not a word.
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I spent most of the day in his room
looking for some sort of clue...
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as to where he might have gone,
but no luck.
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His room is as clean
as a wolf s tooth.
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00:11:38,578 --> 00:11:40,512
Did you stop by
the police station?
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No, but I called them
from work.
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00:11:42,648 --> 00:11:45,208
Are they looking for Grandpa?
They weren't,
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but after I gave them his description,
they said they'd send out a dragnet...
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or some sort of net.
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Good.
Mom! Dad!
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00:11:54,327 --> 00:11:56,318
I found Grandpa
in this newspaper.
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00:11:56,396 --> 00:11:58,887
Oh, not in the obituaries again?
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00:11:58,965 --> 00:12:02,492
No. His picture is in this ad.
He's doing his magic act.
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[Lily]
"Domino Nightclub presents the "Count. "
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Oh, dear. I hope he doesn't
try that-that... oh, that
fire-eating trick of his.
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00:12:11,444 --> 00:12:13,378
I certainly hope not.
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00:12:13,446 --> 00:12:16,108
Uh, uh... The last time he tried it,
he got the hiccups.
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00:12:16,182 --> 00:12:18,446
And before they could stop him,
he burnt down the theater.
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Hmm.
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00:12:24,624 --> 00:12:26,956
[Chuckles]
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00:12:27,026 --> 00:12:29,927
Oh, Lily,
I fixed your vacuum cleaner.
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00:12:29,996 --> 00:12:32,863
Oh, good.
How does it work?
Fine.
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[Engine Whirring]
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See? Shoots the dust out
as well as ever.
[Chuckles]
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Thank you, Herman.
You're very handy.
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Uh, would you like
to use it now?
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No. No, I just can't concentrate
on my housework.
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L... l-I keep thinking
about Grandpa.
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I miss him so much.
I know, dear.
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[Sighs]
I can just see him in his room,
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sitting there,
rocking by the hour.
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I know.
I always felt bad
we didn't get him a chair.
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00:13:04,430 --> 00:13:07,661
You know, Herman, I think I'd feel better
if I could just talk to him,
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if I could hear his voice.
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00:13:10,303 --> 00:13:12,897
Well, listen, dear,
I've got an idea.
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Wh-Why don't you call him
down at the nightclub?
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I think I will.
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[Rotary Dialing]
Hello, Operator?
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Could you get me the Domino Club,
please, on West Elm.
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00:13:38,898 --> 00:13:42,197
Oh, hello?
Hello. This is Mrs. Munster.
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Could I speak
to the Count please?
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They're calling him
to the phone.
Oh, good.
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Hello? Hello, Grandpa?
This is Lily.
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Lily? Lily who?
?? [Piano: Up Tempo, Muffled]
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- Lily, your daughter.
- Oh.
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00:14:00,253 --> 00:14:04,246
Uh, uh... Nice of you to call.
What's new?
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Grandpa, we miss you
so much.
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Are you all right?
We're so worried about you.
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Worried? You don't have to worry
about this broken-down old man.
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I'm doing fine.
My magic act is going great.
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I'm filling the club every night.
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Oh, all right, Grandpa.
Yes, I see.
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Well, if that's the way
you want it.
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Good-bye.
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?? [Piano Continues]
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[Door Opens, Closes]
[Man]
Hey, pops.
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00:14:39,392 --> 00:14:41,383
Just a little warning, pops.
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00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:45,226
You brush up
that corny magic act of yours,
or you'll be out in the street.
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00:14:45,298 --> 00:14:47,528
Yes, sir.
I know I'm a little rusty,
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but I'm sure I'll be much better
in the next show.
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00:14:50,736 --> 00:14:53,534
Well, ya better be.
We don't want
our customers to think...
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we dug you up
at the last minute.
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00:14:56,042 --> 00:14:59,136
Yes, sir. You see, I'm adding
a new trick to my act.
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H-Here, let me show it to you.
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00:15:01,681 --> 00:15:06,141
Now, you see, I take
this ordinary vase of flowers.
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I make a few magic passes
over it.
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It bursts into flames,
and rockets shoot out.
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I'll show you.
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Abakazoo! Abakazam!
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I know.
You're skeptical.
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00:15:24,470 --> 00:15:27,803
Abakazoo! Abakazam!
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But just one minute...
[Door Closes]
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[Rockets Shooting]
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Stupid late bloomers!
The guy already left.
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00:15:48,961 --> 00:15:50,656
[Engine Shuts Off]
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Here we are, dear...
the Domino Club.
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00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:03,131
Oh, thank you.
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00:16:04,477 --> 00:16:09,039
It's not very fancy.
According to Grandpa,
I thought it would be ultra swank.
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00:16:09,115 --> 00:16:11,583
Uh, uh...
"According to Grandpa"?
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[Scoffing]
We should have known.
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00:16:14,153 --> 00:16:19,318
Uh, Lily, I feel terribly conspicuous
dressed the way we are
for such a shabby place.
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00:16:19,392 --> 00:16:21,326
Well, let's hope
it'll be nicer inside...
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and not one of those
beatnik joints.
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00:16:23,529 --> 00:16:26,862
If there's anything I can't stand,
it's weird people.
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What a surprise
this'll be for Grandpa.
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?? [Band: Striptease]
235
00:16:42,214 --> 00:16:46,150
This is certainly no place
for Grandpa.
236
00:16:46,218 --> 00:16:49,619
I've seen "liver" audiences
in a graveyard.
237
00:16:49,689 --> 00:16:52,624
?? [Continues]
238
00:17:13,646 --> 00:17:15,671
[Slurred]
Pardon me.
239
00:17:15,748 --> 00:17:17,909
Could you give me a light?
240
00:17:17,983 --> 00:17:19,974
Oh, gladly.
241
00:17:27,326 --> 00:17:31,763
?? [Ends]
[Applause]
242
00:17:35,134 --> 00:17:37,261
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
243
00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:43,265
Tonight, ladies and gentlemen,
244
00:17:43,342 --> 00:17:47,142
I shall perform for you
one of the most amazing feats...
245
00:17:47,213 --> 00:17:49,704
ever attempted
in the annals of magic.
246
00:17:49,782 --> 00:17:52,046
Here we have approaching...
247
00:17:52,118 --> 00:17:55,485
an ordinary steamer trunk.
248
00:17:59,024 --> 00:18:01,151
Now before your very eyes,
249
00:18:01,227 --> 00:18:03,889
I shall step into this trunk...
250
00:18:03,963 --> 00:18:07,296
and allow these two...
gentlemen...
251
00:18:07,366 --> 00:18:09,300
to lock,
252
00:18:10,736 --> 00:18:13,364
[Chains Rattling]
Chain...
253
00:18:13,439 --> 00:18:17,466
and nail shut
the lid of this trunk.
254
00:18:18,477 --> 00:18:20,843
And then at the count of 10,
255
00:18:20,913 --> 00:18:23,780
without the aid
of any death-defying leap,
256
00:18:23,849 --> 00:18:27,250
I shall emerge from this trunk
unassisted.
257
00:18:28,954 --> 00:18:31,149
?? [Band]
258
00:18:31,223 --> 00:18:34,215
Remember, ladies and gentlemen,
at the count of 10...
259
00:18:34,293 --> 00:18:36,523
[Exhales]
Unassisted.
260
00:18:36,595 --> 00:18:39,496
Impresario.
261
00:18:39,565 --> 00:18:42,830
You are ready
to commence the tabulation?
Ready.
262
00:18:59,752 --> 00:19:03,415
Herman, I've never seen Grandpa
do this trick before.
263
00:19:05,224 --> 00:19:07,351
His magic's been getting
so rusty.
264
00:19:07,426 --> 00:19:09,360
I know.
The way he's been carrying on lately,
265
00:19:09,428 --> 00:19:12,522
he couldn't produce a rabbit
on Easter Sunday.
[Hammering]
266
00:19:22,174 --> 00:19:24,404
[Hammering]
267
00:19:28,948 --> 00:19:31,246
One, two,
268
00:19:31,317 --> 00:19:34,445
three, four,
269
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,784
[Rattling, Thumping]
Five, six,
270
00:19:36,856 --> 00:19:38,949
seven, eight,
271
00:19:39,024 --> 00:19:41,015
nine, 10.
272
00:19:43,195 --> 00:19:47,928
- Ten! Ten!
- Herman, I don't like this,
not one bit.
273
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,434
Ten.!
Now, now, Lily.
?? [Cymbals Crash]
274
00:19:50,503 --> 00:19:53,995
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
we seem to have
run into some difficulty.
275
00:19:54,073 --> 00:19:59,443
- Bring on the dancing girls.
- [People Cheering]
276
00:19:59,512 --> 00:20:02,504
?? [Band: Up Tempo]
277
00:20:03,649 --> 00:20:06,743
Oh, Herman, this is terrible.
278
00:20:06,819 --> 00:20:08,753
Poor Grandpa.
279
00:20:09,922 --> 00:20:13,414
Excuse me, dearie.
I was just admiring your ring.
280
00:20:13,492 --> 00:20:16,928
Oh, thank you.
Oh, it's simply gorgeous.
281
00:20:16,996 --> 00:20:20,796
Rhinestone?
Uh, no, no.
Tombstone.
282
00:20:29,108 --> 00:20:31,201
[Cheering, Whistling]
283
00:20:31,277 --> 00:20:34,371
?? [Ends]
And now...
284
00:20:34,446 --> 00:20:39,042
[Kicking Trunk]
Grandpa will suffocate
if he doesn't get out of there.
285
00:20:39,118 --> 00:20:41,052
And now... One,
Oh, Herman, do something.
286
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,179
I'm going to.
I'm going to, Lily.
Two,
287
00:20:43,255 --> 00:20:45,189
Even if he gets mad at me,
three, four,
288
00:20:45,257 --> 00:20:47,885
I'm gonna get him outta there
if it's the last thing I do.
Five...
289
00:20:53,966 --> 00:20:56,457
Come on, Count!
Count!
290
00:20:56,535 --> 00:20:58,469
Uh, uh...
Excuse me.
291
00:20:58,537 --> 00:21:02,064
- Uh, may I?
- What the heck is that?
292
00:21:02,141 --> 00:21:04,075
Must be part of the act.
293
00:21:04,143 --> 00:21:06,668
Boy! What a makeup job.
294
00:21:06,745 --> 00:21:09,976
Oh, so that's the gimmick.
Go ahead.
295
00:21:14,587 --> 00:21:17,579
That's quite an act.
296
00:21:17,656 --> 00:21:20,147
[Nails Squeaking]
297
00:21:29,268 --> 00:21:31,532
Herman.
What are you doing here?
298
00:21:32,705 --> 00:21:35,640
I'm rescuing you.
I don't need any rescuing.
299
00:21:35,708 --> 00:21:38,506
But Lily and I saw you.
We thought you were suffocating.
300
00:21:38,577 --> 00:21:41,273
Herman, do me a favor.
Get lost!
301
00:21:41,347 --> 00:21:43,747
I'm tryin' to do magic.
302
00:21:45,217 --> 00:21:47,777
All right. If that's the way
you feel about it.
303
00:21:52,391 --> 00:21:55,519
Uh, he'd rather do it himself.
304
00:21:55,594 --> 00:21:57,528
[Laughter]
305
00:21:57,596 --> 00:21:59,689
[Man]
He's a phony.
306
00:21:59,765 --> 00:22:03,531
Ladies and gentlemen,
that was an amazing display of strength,
307
00:22:03,602 --> 00:22:06,469
but now let's check on the Count.
308
00:22:06,538 --> 00:22:08,267
[Snarling]
309
00:22:10,776 --> 00:22:12,971
That Grandpa... what a ham.
310
00:22:14,046 --> 00:22:17,538
?? [Band: Fanfare]
[Cheering, Applause]
311
00:22:19,718 --> 00:22:23,814
[Cheering, Whistling]
312
00:22:23,889 --> 00:22:25,880
[Man]
More.! More.! More.! More.!
313
00:22:27,459 --> 00:22:31,725
You were just great, Count. I want
to apologize for all those things I said.
[Woman, Grandpa Chattering]
314
00:22:31,797 --> 00:22:36,166
Now, look, Count,
I want to give you a contract,
and you can write your own ticket.
315
00:22:36,235 --> 00:22:38,601
I'll double your salary,
book you all through the East.
316
00:22:38,671 --> 00:22:40,605
I got friends back there
who'll take care of you.
317
00:22:40,673 --> 00:22:44,973
In the East!
Oh, I haven't flown there in years.
318
00:22:45,044 --> 00:22:48,377
Come on, Lily.
Oh, Herman.
319
00:22:48,447 --> 00:22:52,144
[Crying]
We've lost Grandpa for good.
[Sighs]
320
00:22:53,886 --> 00:22:56,980
Thank you,
but I have another booking.
321
00:23:01,727 --> 00:23:03,991
This one is with my family.
322
00:23:04,063 --> 00:23:07,328
Oh! Welcome back, Grandpa.
323
00:23:07,399 --> 00:23:10,835
But, pops, show business
needs performers like you.
324
00:23:10,903 --> 00:23:14,236
I know that,
but I found one thing
out there tonight.
325
00:23:14,306 --> 00:23:17,935
I need my family more
than show business needs me.
326
00:23:18,010 --> 00:23:19,944
Oh!
327
00:23:26,585 --> 00:23:30,783
Boy, there's a real
showbiz family for ya.
328
00:23:30,856 --> 00:23:33,757
They even go home
with their makeup on.
329
00:23:38,363 --> 00:23:41,730
Grandpa, I hope I didn't
ruin your act for you.
330
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,734
I was just trying to be helpful.
331
00:23:43,802 --> 00:23:47,033
Oh, I was never in any trouble,
but thanks anyway.
332
00:23:47,106 --> 00:23:50,075
It shows that your heart
is in the right place.
333
00:23:50,142 --> 00:23:53,168
Oh, oh...
Oh, always has been.
[Chuckles]
334
00:23:53,245 --> 00:23:57,807
Grandpa, are you sure you could
have gotten out of that trunk
all by yourself?
335
00:23:57,883 --> 00:24:02,047
Of course, Lily.
I was only toying with the audience.
336
00:24:02,121 --> 00:24:04,055
Of course he was.
Hmm.
337
00:24:04,123 --> 00:24:07,524
Oh, it sure is wonderful
to be back with my family,
338
00:24:07,593 --> 00:24:10,619
especially at this time of the year.
339
00:24:10,696 --> 00:24:14,632
[Marilyn, Herman]
Oh!
My favorite holiday dish...
340
00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:17,794
plum pudding
soaked in brandy sauce.
341
00:24:17,870 --> 00:24:21,567
Here. Here, let me
light it for you.
Come on! Come on!
342
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:25,167
W-W-Wait a minute.
What's going on here anyway?
343
00:24:25,244 --> 00:24:28,736
What do you think,
I'm a helpless old man?
344
00:24:28,814 --> 00:24:31,044
[Scoffing]
345
00:24:31,116 --> 00:24:33,107
[Click]
346
00:24:37,756 --> 00:24:39,883
[Squawks]
Grandpa! Forevermore!
347
00:24:39,958 --> 00:24:44,019
[Squawks]
[All Laughing]
348
00:24:44,096 --> 00:24:46,656
That's my dad.
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