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RANDY: Come on. (GRUNTS)
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(CHUCKLING) Let me
tell you a story.
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Me and Johnny go way back at MU.
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We were practically
joined at the hip.
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Besties.
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SWAMP WOMAN: Cleetus,
what is that?
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SWAMP MAN: What in tarnation?
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(GROWLING)
(SWAMP WOMAN SHRIEKING)
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RANDY: He saved me
from those swamp people,
so I owed him one.
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You see,
Fear Co. had a problem.
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Scream Power was kaput.
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And Johnny needed
to protect his family legacy.
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So we cooked up
a brilliant scheme.
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We pretended to invent
a Scream Amplifier
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that would save
the Scaring industry.
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Ah. (LAUGHING)
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Meanwhile, I used my very
particular set of skills
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to sneak into Monsters, Inc.
in the dead of night
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and nab the MIFTers' key
to their holding pen,
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steal those dummies'
laugh energy
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and then pass it off as our own.
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(LAUGHING)
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I even rewired
the empty canisters
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so no one noticed
the missing laugh energy.
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Hmm.
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Those clowns
didn't have any idea
what was going on.
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Ha!
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And then I tipped off
the clueless media
about the leaky canisters.
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Who is this?
I'm a big fan.
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Hello? Hello?
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RANDY: Suddenly,
Monsters, Inc. couldn't meet
the energy needs of this city
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and caused
a catastrophic blackout.
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Curse you, Laugh Power!
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RANDY: And along the way,
I had some fun sticking it
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to that one-eyed cretin
Wazowski.
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MIKE: My lucky mint
better be returned
in pristine condition.
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RANDY: But I wanted
nothing more
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than to wipe that smug grin
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off Sullivan's stupid blue face.
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(LAUGHING)
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And we found some poor schmuck
close to him to help us out.
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TYLOR: Wait. Wait a second.
I'm the schmuck?
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You used me?
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Tylor, Tylor.
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I didn't use you, I chose you.
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I've been watching you
ever since you broke
Sullivan's Scare Record,
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and then I see you
telling jokes
at the homecoming game.
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I knew your talent
was being wasted
at Monsters, Inc.
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Yeah, but because of you,
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all my friends hate me now.
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Friends?
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They are not your friends.
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Did any of them
stand up for you?
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Well, I mean, no, but...
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Tylor, I'm standing up for you.
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The world is changing around us,
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and I need your help
to take it back.
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Speaking of help,
you know who didn't
get any? Me.
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Your phony
Scream Amplifier
is activated,
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and so is my tennis elbow
so thanks for that.
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(SCATTERED LAUGHTER)
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What? No. No, no.
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You're mixing
laughs and screams?
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Yeah.
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There is no Scream Amplifier.
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Now, come on, kid.
We got to get back
out there.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(HELICOPTER HOVERING)
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(SIRENS BLARING)
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Michael Wazowski,
James Patrick Sullivan.
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Uh, yeah.
Who's asking?
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M.E.R.C.
MONSTER: Oh, M.E.R.C.
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Uh...
Attention.
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Monsters, Inc. is now
under the jurisdiction
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of the Monstropolis Energy
Regulatory Commission.
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Halt all funny business
immediately.
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I repeat, halt all
funny business immediately
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and exit the building
in a non-humorous manner.
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You're wanted for questioning
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about the blackout you caused.
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BOTH: We caused?
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Hey, watch the fur.
Call my lawyer.
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Googly Bear.
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Wait a second,
I don't have a lawyer.
Find me a lawyer!
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One that works pro bono.
CELIA: Don't try to be soft.
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Yes, we're bringing them
to M.E.R.C. Headquarters now.
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Preparing to transfer
the city's power needs
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from Monsters, Inc.
to Fear Co.
Fear Co.?
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Folks, I just
received this bulletin.
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Sadly, M.E.R.C. has confirmed
that Monsters Incorporated
caused the blackout.
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Once their supply
of Laugh Power ran out,
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it shorted out
the entire power grid.
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(SCOFFS) I knew it.
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You know, it breaks my heart
that the hardworking citizens
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of Monstropolis
don't have power.
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But Tylor, our top Scarer
and future face of Fear
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has helped get
our new Scream Amplifier
up and running.
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Johnny... (STUTTERS)
Can I borrow you for...
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It's just about...
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Listen to him.
So excited.
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Now, trust me.
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Power will be restored
by 09:00 tonight.
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Okay,
so Jack and Jill...
Hey, Johnny!
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Johnny. Hold up. Wait.
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...of
the Scream Amplifier.
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Johnny, listen!
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You cannot mix
screams and laughs.
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This whole building
is gonna blow.
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Like, explode?
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(CHUCKLES)
It's okay. Relax.
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I appreciate your concern,
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but I've done
my own research, okay?
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(STUTTERS)
But, uh, are you sure
that's accurate?
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Boo!
(SHRIEKS)
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, you still got it, Boggs.
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I'm just warming up
to scare some kids.
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I hope I get
a bed wetter,
like Chet in college.
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(CHUCKLES)
Good old Chet Wetter.
They still call you that?
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They should, Chet Wetter.
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I just go by Chet now.
(RECEIVING STATION RUMBLING)
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Whoa! See?
Did you see that?
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That is not good.
Tylor, it's fine.
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The energies are just mixing.
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Everything is under control.
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But, you don't...
Okay, Chet Wetter,
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let's put the Fear Co.
banner over here.
Mmm-hmm.
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CHET: Okay.
JOHNNY: Yeah,
front and center.
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OFFICER: All Monsters
Incorporated employees
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exit the building now.
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I repeat, all Monsters
Incorporated employees
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exit the building now.
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Psst. Guys.
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Guys, you still here?
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(FRITZ AND ROGER GRUNTING)
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Guys. (GASPS)
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(GRUNTS) We gotta get Fendi out.
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Oh.
We can't
leave her behind.
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I don't understand.
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We just worked so hard
to get all the gigawatts
we needed.
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So how was there a blackout?
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TYLOR: I know.
(BOTH GASP)
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Tuskmon.
Oh, boy, here we go.
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Why are you here?
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Look, I know
you're all mad at me,
and I get it.
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But Randall
Boggs is back.
What?
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He's been stealing
Laugh Power for Johnny,
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then making our canisters
still look full.
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And they were using me
all along to do it.
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(SCOFFS) Likely story
from a traitor.
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Look, I know I screwed up.
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I want to fix this, but I...
I can't do it alone.
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Wait. If Randall stole
our Laugh Power...
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That means there were
no leaks and...
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BOTH: It wasn't your fault.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, me, too.
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I'm even sorry for the incident.
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I shouldn't have
bought you the wrong
orange juice.
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I despise pulp,
but it was never
about the orange juice.
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Okay, cool.
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Uh, happy for you.
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But getting back
to more pressing matters,
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Fear Co.
caused the blackout.
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There is no Scream Amplifier.
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All they're doing is mixing
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laugh and scream energy
in the receiving station.
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Johnny's gonna
activate it at 09:00 p.m.
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And when he does...
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Permanent blackout.
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Why?
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Okay, MIFTers
and extended
work family,
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we've got a nut
that needs wrenching.
Any ideas?
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Uh...
Hmm.
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If only there was a way
to separate the screams
from the laughs.
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Oh, sweet buttered toast.
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Guess who's got an idea?
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(ROGER GASPS)
Waternoose's old
scream extractor.
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CUTTER: Yeah.
Lucky we kept all the pieces.
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Guess we've got to
put it back together.
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Listen up, every MIFTer,
grab some parts,
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even former ones.
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I really want to hug,
but there's no time
to tell him
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how much I miss and forgive him.
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(CHUCKLING) Oh.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Life is too short.
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(GRUNTS)
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Roger, I, uh...
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I think I owe you an apology
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for...
Hey, I get it.
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Look, if I heard me yelling
at my dad on the phone
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in a very angry,
unsettling manner,
I'd accuse me, too.
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Probably not on live television.
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But hey, forgiveness photo.
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Oh, uh, okay.
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(GIGGLES)
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Oh, hey.
Hmm.
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Save your pathetic
apology tour for later,
College Boy.
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Now, if you're so smart,
how do we actually
get into Fear Co.?
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I know a way,
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but we're gonna need disguises.
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Whoa!
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Tylor, you're not...
(GRUNTS) supporting me.
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Sorry. I am trying
to be a better friend.
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No, not like that.
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I need you to
physically support me.
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Stand up straight.
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Whoa! Yeah, definitely
an evil lair vibe
going on here.
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It's all clear.
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Good thing I kept
some of this Fear Co. swag
from the creep show.
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Fritz, where's your disguise?
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Oh, I don't need one.
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I do community theater
on the weekend.
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My performance
shall be my disguise.
(GIGGLES)
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I'm Frankie Rigatoni.
I'm really, really tough.
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Hey, don't you
look me in the eye.
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Oh, oh.
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Well, I'm quite intimidated.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(PANTING)
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Look, there it is.
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The receiving station.
VAL: (GASPS) Uh-oh.
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So what now, College Boy?
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Hey, Duncan, how would
you like to be promoted
to supervisor?
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
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Hi, I'm Skyler.
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I got to go number two
and probably number six.
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No can do, old man.
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Got strict orders
to guard this area.
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Okay. (GRUNTS)
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(FARTING)
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Skyler tried to hold it.
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(RECEIVING STATION RUMBLING)
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Ah, the station's been
acting up all day.
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Let's see what
the old gauges say.
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Hmm. All seems...
(GRUNTS)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Oi.
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Underling.
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Uh...
Declan?
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As supervisor, I have
reconsidered your request
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for lavatory access,
and I've granted it.
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Oh, thanks.
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I held in the number two,
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but the number six,
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00:10:47,106 --> 00:10:48,982
yeah, it, kind of,
squeaked out. (FARTS)
247
00:10:48,983 --> 00:10:51,735
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
Speaking of relief,
248
00:10:51,736 --> 00:10:54,863
you have been relieved
from your post as well.
249
00:10:54,864 --> 00:10:58,533
These two very scary,
very loyal Scarers
250
00:10:58,534 --> 00:11:00,493
will hold down the fort.
251
00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:01,786
Hey, have I seen you
252
00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:02,913
from somewhere?
253
00:11:02,914 --> 00:11:04,539
What floor do you work on?
254
00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:06,249
Uh... (SIGHS)
255
00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:07,209
Uh...
256
00:11:09,045 --> 00:11:11,254
(SNARLING)
257
00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:13,632
I'm on floor
none-of-your-business.
258
00:11:13,633 --> 00:11:15,133
I'm Frankie Rigatoni.
259
00:11:15,134 --> 00:11:17,886
I don't take no nothing
from nobody.
260
00:11:17,887 --> 00:11:19,846
And that nobody is you.
261
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:22,141
All right, Frankie, all right.
We're cool, we're cool.
262
00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:24,894
(SNARLS)
263
00:11:26,479 --> 00:11:27,812
Call me nobody.
264
00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:29,522
I'll have you know
I am somebody.
265
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:30,899
FRITZ: Oh, yeah?
266
00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,360
(SCOFFS) I'm gonna
go egg that guy's car.
267
00:11:35,655 --> 00:11:37,322
FRITZ: Come on.
It's just over here.
268
00:11:37,323 --> 00:11:39,741
CUTTER: Almost there.
DUNCAN:
Heavier than I remember.
269
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,160
ROGER: It's a good thing
I work out.
270
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:47,457
All right, we've only
got 15 minutes
to put this together.
271
00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:48,917
So we have to put a move on it.
272
00:11:48,918 --> 00:11:50,669
Has anyone seen the doohickeys?
273
00:11:50,670 --> 00:11:52,545
Doohickeys incoming.
274
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:53,755
CUTTER: Duncan!
275
00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:56,049
Fastening the doohickeys
to the thingamajig.
276
00:11:56,050 --> 00:11:58,677
Roger.
Rolling canisters to you.
277
00:11:58,678 --> 00:11:58,803
I'm tightening these gaskets.
278
00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:03,556
(GRUNTING)
Why doesn't this fit?
279
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,433
What, is this metric?
(GRUNTS)
280
00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:08,186
Oh, uh, I think
you might need
a different one.
281
00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:09,981
Huh?
My family does own
a hardware store.
282
00:12:10,940 --> 00:12:12,691
Crazy first day, huh?
283
00:12:12,692 --> 00:12:14,025
Yeah.
284
00:12:14,026 --> 00:12:15,652
So how was yours?
285
00:12:15,653 --> 00:12:18,780
You know, before learning
about the whole Fear Co.
Is evil thing.
286
00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:21,658
Not fun. My assistant
kept trying to eat me.
287
00:12:21,659 --> 00:12:23,702
Well, your hands are bite-sized.
288
00:12:23,703 --> 00:12:25,788
(RECEIVING STATION RUMBLING)
289
00:12:26,956 --> 00:12:28,416
We gotta hurry.
290
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:33,628
Okay, so here's the button
to activate the Scream
Amplifier, Johnny.
291
00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,964
(CHUCKLES) I did
a good job, right?
292
00:12:35,965 --> 00:12:37,550
Enough for a pay raise maybe?
293
00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:40,385
My non-elective surgery
is coming up.
294
00:12:40,386 --> 00:12:41,928
JILL: Oh, Johnny.
Hey.
295
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:44,098
There's the only
news team I trust.
296
00:12:44,432 --> 00:12:45,515
Especially you, Jill.
297
00:12:45,516 --> 00:12:46,725
You always get my good side.
298
00:12:46,726 --> 00:12:48,101
Uh, oh.
299
00:12:48,102 --> 00:12:49,602
That's because
your gorgeous face
300
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,312
doesn't have a bad side, Johnny.
301
00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,982
You're embarrassing
yourself, Jill.
He's married.
302
00:12:53,983 --> 00:12:55,525
Your hair glue
is showing.
(SHRIEKS)
303
00:12:55,526 --> 00:12:58,445
Yes, I'd love
for this to air as soon
as the power is back on
304
00:12:58,446 --> 00:13:01,072
so all of Monstropolis
can see they have Fear Co.
305
00:13:01,073 --> 00:13:02,657
and Scream Power to thank.
306
00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:03,992
(RECEIVING STATION RUMBLING)
307
00:13:03,993 --> 00:13:06,828
What was that?
Ah, you feel that?
308
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,830
Now, that's the power of Fear.
309
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:11,042
(RECEIVING STATION RUMBLING)
310
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,127
We're at T minus
two minutes and counting.
311
00:13:14,128 --> 00:13:16,629
Just say we have
two minutes left.
312
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,131
We're almost done over here.
313
00:13:18,132 --> 00:13:21,385
There's just one last nut
that needs some wrenching.
314
00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:28,183
Oh, there goes my wisdom tooth.
315
00:13:28,184 --> 00:13:30,519
Goodbye, toothy.
Thank you for your service.
316
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,146
Locked in.
317
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,190
Okay, hose connected.
318
00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:36,775
(GRUNTS)
319
00:13:36,776 --> 00:13:38,151
FRITZ: My turn.
320
00:13:38,152 --> 00:13:40,153
Extracting the screams now
321
00:13:40,154 --> 00:13:42,614
so this place doesn't go kaboom.
322
00:13:42,615 --> 00:13:43,574
(GIGGLES)
323
00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:46,367
Thank God.
324
00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:48,204
(SCREECHING)
325
00:13:49,205 --> 00:13:50,914
CUTTER: We did it!
ALL: All right.
326
00:13:50,915 --> 00:13:52,874
It's working!
327
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,335
Guys, guys,
shut the mouth holes.
328
00:13:55,336 --> 00:13:58,838
According to this simple,
multi-variable calculus
I just did,
329
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,091
we got a problem.
330
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,342
There's not enough time
to suck out the screams
331
00:14:02,343 --> 00:14:04,135
before Johnny pushes the button.
332
00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:07,139
Ah, what?
Why is nothing ever easy?
333
00:14:07,515 --> 00:14:09,349
(SIGHS)
Come on.
334
00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:12,103
Somebody better
buy us some time
by stalling Johnny Boy.
335
00:14:12,728 --> 00:14:14,687
Unicorn Sparkle,
Donut Head needs you
336
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,689
for Operation Stall Johnny.
337
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,066
You in?
338
00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:21,694
Uh, you know I can't say no
to awesome code names.
339
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:24,990
Here, once it's all green,
it's safe for Johnny
to push the button.
340
00:14:25,950 --> 00:14:27,992
If there's any red,
we're all dead.
341
00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:30,037
Oh.
Sure hope they heard
that last part.
342
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,401
MIKE: Where did
we go wrong, Sulley?
343
00:15:01,402 --> 00:15:03,153
One day we're riding high
as beloved leaders
344
00:15:03,154 --> 00:15:04,404
of the top energy company,
345
00:15:04,405 --> 00:15:06,072
and the next,
we've fallen from grace.
346
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,740
We can't possibly go lower.
347
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,618
Sullivan, Wazowski.
348
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,328
Correction, we've gone lower.
349
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:17,083
As head of M.E.R.C.,
I had to shut you down
350
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:20,587
and transfer power rights
over to Fear Co.
351
00:15:20,588 --> 00:15:22,046
Wait a second, Fear Co.?
352
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:27,886
I need you to sign
all this paperwork
to make it official.
353
00:15:27,887 --> 00:15:33,266
And I mean
all the paperwork,
Wazowski.
354
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:35,519
Got it? Huh?
355
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,400
Did Roz just wink at us?
356
00:15:42,401 --> 00:15:44,194
Is she torturing me,
or is she making
357
00:15:44,195 --> 00:15:46,112
a disturbing romantic overture?
358
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,114
Oh, please be torture.
Please be torture.
359
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,283
Maybe Roz knows
something we don't.
360
00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:52,119
Maybe the longer
we take, the better.
361
00:15:53,746 --> 00:15:55,496
Ah, I got this.
362
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:56,415
(CLEARS THROAT)
363
00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:59,334
I better sign these
with my full name.
364
00:15:59,335 --> 00:16:02,545
So it'll probably take a while.
365
00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:04,756
Of course.
First name.
366
00:16:04,757 --> 00:16:08,260
(ENUNCIATING)
Michael.
367
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:12,932
(DEVICE BEEPING)
368
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,183
(GASPS)
369
00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:16,226
CUTTER: Hey, hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
370
00:16:16,227 --> 00:16:17,810
Did somebody touch something?
371
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,521
Yeah, I didn't touch nothing.
372
00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:22,982
Hmm. Ooh.
373
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,567
Oh, the extractor
is just unplugged.
374
00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:26,612
I'll just put it back
in its cozy little home.
375
00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:29,031
Oh.
376
00:16:30,241 --> 00:16:32,117
Oh. Oh, that's a bit weird.
377
00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:34,661
Hello, little Waternoose.
378
00:16:34,662 --> 00:16:36,996
(GASPS)
Randall!
379
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,123
(GRUNTS)
380
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,834
Hold it.
Nobody messes
with my Rogie
381
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,211
and gets away with it.
382
00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:45,630
Oh, yeah? Good luck
with that, chumps.
(LAUGHS)
383
00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:46,757
Oh!
384
00:16:46,966 --> 00:16:49,217
Okay, so I'll be here.
385
00:16:49,218 --> 00:16:51,678
And I'd love for you
to get the banner
in the shot, too, Kenny.
386
00:16:51,679 --> 00:16:53,721
Uh, it's Carter, actually.
387
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,974
Okay. Thanks, Carl.
Top notch.
388
00:16:55,975 --> 00:16:58,685
Hey, Johnny.
Ah, Tylor.
389
00:16:58,686 --> 00:16:59,853
I knew you'd be back.
390
00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:03,690
Oh, and you brought your friend.
391
00:17:03,691 --> 00:17:05,942
Val, is it?
Whoo! Yeah.
392
00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:06,026
Let Fear power you.
Down with laughter.
393
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,989
(CHUCKLES)
394
00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:13,449
Well, it looks like
we're inspiring monsters
everywhere to join Fear Co.
395
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:16,286
Oh, and huge fan
of what you're doing.
396
00:17:16,287 --> 00:17:18,121
I'd love a tour
of the whole place.
397
00:17:18,122 --> 00:17:19,455
The longer, the better.
398
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,708
(CHUCKLES) No.
399
00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:23,001
You know, Tylor here
400
00:17:23,002 --> 00:17:24,961
played a big part
in all of this.
Oh.
401
00:17:24,962 --> 00:17:27,005
I could not have
done it without him.
Oh, I...
402
00:17:27,006 --> 00:17:29,173
So it's only right
that he be the one
403
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:30,842
to activate
the Scream Amplifier.
404
00:17:30,843 --> 00:17:32,844
TYLOR: Uh, oh, yeah,
of course.
405
00:17:32,845 --> 00:17:33,928
Yes.
VAL: Come on, MIFTers.
406
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:35,179
Come on!
407
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:39,350
Folks, it's time to
let Fear power you.
408
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:41,352
TYLOR: Uh, okay, uh...
409
00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:42,854
Well...
(CLEARS THROAT)
410
00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:44,689
Uh, hi. Me again.
411
00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:46,733
Sorry to interrupt,
but before we got here,
412
00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:49,736
Tylor was saying
how he'd like
to take a moment
413
00:17:49,737 --> 00:17:50,903
and, um...
414
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,740
A moment to, yeah,
to thank Johnny.
415
00:17:53,741 --> 00:17:57,910
Yeah, giving me,
you know, this, this
amazing opportunity.
416
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,579
Uh, you're welcome.
417
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:03,166
You see, it all began
in eighth grade.
418
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:04,584
Fourth grade.
Fourth grade?
419
00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:07,296
Oh, yes, uh, it was
in the fourth grade.
420
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,465
Hey, losers, over here!
421
00:18:10,466 --> 00:18:12,635
If you want it, come and get it.
422
00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:16,095
(GRUNTS)
Ha! Too slow.
423
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:16,221
Then we get into
my high school years,
424
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,892
which was the peak
of my Scare Card
collecting days.
425
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,352
So you, you can only imagine
426
00:18:22,353 --> 00:18:25,146
how much it meant to see
my face on one of these.
427
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,314
Oh, that's fascinating.
428
00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:28,024
Just get to it already.
429
00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:30,068
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
Thank you, Tylor.
430
00:18:30,069 --> 00:18:35,032
Now, let's not leave
the citizens of Monstropolis
in the dark any longer.
431
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,283
Ah! Sorry about that.
Oh, uh...
432
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:37,409
Whoops.
Can't control
these hands.
433
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,538
(RANDY LAUGHING)
434
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:43,457
RANDY: Ow!
435
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,127
We got him! (GRUNTS)
436
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,212
Ow!
RANDY: Losers.
437
00:18:49,213 --> 00:18:50,839
Hey, Frankie's got you now.
438
00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:52,549
RANDY: Whoa!
439
00:18:55,219 --> 00:18:57,262
You MIFT-fits are pathetic.
440
00:18:58,806 --> 00:19:00,098
CELIA: I don't see him!
441
00:19:00,099 --> 00:19:03,059
We can't beat him
if we can't see him.
442
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:07,063
(SCREAMS)
Ha! In your face.
443
00:19:07,064 --> 00:19:07,147
Hey, you,
get the Drooler Cooler.
444
00:19:08,816 --> 00:19:11,984
How are you
thinking of refreshments
at a time like this?
445
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,695
Oh, it's not for drinking.
446
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,785
It's for spraying two-bit punks.
447
00:19:24,081 --> 00:19:25,873
I got you!
Booger Blast.
448
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:26,999
That's the stickiest flavor.
449
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,877
(GRUNTS)
450
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,630
That's the idea.
451
00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:37,427
Oh.
452
00:19:37,428 --> 00:19:38,637
(GRUNTS)
453
00:19:41,432 --> 00:19:42,266
(GROANS)
454
00:19:42,808 --> 00:19:46,186
Whoa, whoa.
Don't, don't worry.
I'm coming.
455
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,440
Going somewhere, chump?
456
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:51,065
Declan.
457
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:52,276
No.
458
00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:57,363
What do you think
you're doing?
Ow!
459
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,364
(JACK AND JILL CLEAR THROAT)
460
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,158
Johnny, filming.
461
00:20:00,159 --> 00:20:02,034
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
Oh, sorry.
462
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,370
I, I don't know my own strength.
463
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,705
VAL: Why has it stopped?
464
00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:06,874
Why has it stopped?
465
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,711
As you can see,
I've been classically trained.
466
00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:15,173
Nice beard.
Indeed,
I drew it myself.
467
00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:16,883
(ALL STRAINING)
468
00:20:16,884 --> 00:20:19,093
FRITZ:
(GRUNTS) Come on.
469
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:20,637
Look out! Oh!
470
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:24,808
You witless prat!
471
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,560
There can be only one!
472
00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:29,854
JILL: What?
JACK: Get him, Tylor!
473
00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:31,564
Oh, yeah, get him!
474
00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:33,065
Kick him in the horns.
Get his pretty boy face.
Don't hit my Johnny.
475
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,192
No, no, no, not the face.
476
00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:35,610
(BOTH GRUNTING)
JILL: Watch out!
477
00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:36,695
Whoops. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
478
00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:41,617
Give me that.
479
00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:42,910
(GRUNTS)
480
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,538
Over here. Have at you!
481
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,416
(LAUGHING)
482
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,214
(CHUCKLES)
483
00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:57,299
(ALL STRAINING)
484
00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:02,846
Oh, look out!
485
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,061
You've lost, losers!
486
00:21:10,062 --> 00:21:12,231
(LAUGHING)
487
00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:14,650
No.
488
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:19,070
Monstropolis, this is for you.
489
00:21:19,071 --> 00:21:20,447
(LAUGHING)
490
00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:22,282
(SCREAMING)
491
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:33,167
Whoo-hoo!
Yay!
492
00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:35,753
We did it!
(YELPS)
493
00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:38,340
That's for all the
bed-wetters out there.
494
00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:41,593
(GRUNTS) At least
I can grow a proper beard.
495
00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:44,762
(GRUNTS)
DUNCAN: How dare you?
496
00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:48,475
Mother says the only one
allowed to have
facial hair is...
497
00:21:49,101 --> 00:21:50,768
(GRUNTS)
498
00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:51,770
(WHIMPERS)
499
00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:01,571
Hello, citizens of Monstropolis.
500
00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:03,364
I'm Johnny Worthington
of Fear Co.
501
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:06,033
And I am proud to announce
your power is back on,
502
00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:08,411
thanks to our company's
Scream Amplifier.
503
00:22:08,412 --> 00:22:10,037
That is a lie!
504
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:11,831
There is no Scream Amplifier.
505
00:22:11,832 --> 00:22:14,000
Fear Co. is running
on stolen Laugh Power.
506
00:22:14,001 --> 00:22:15,293
(GASPS)
507
00:22:15,294 --> 00:22:16,669
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That can't be true.
508
00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,005
My Johnny
would never.
Yes! Ratings gold!
509
00:22:19,006 --> 00:22:22,049
No, no, no, no, no.
Tylor is clearly confused.
510
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:23,926
He's not, and I can prove it.
511
00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:26,637
This device shows there are
currently no screams
512
00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:28,514
in Fear Co.'s power supply.
513
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:32,059
It's all Laugh Energy
stolen from Monsters, Inc.
514
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,477
JACK: What?
JILL: What's wrong?
515
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:35,731
Oh, you could have
programmed this
to say anything.
516
00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:38,691
(CHUCKLING)
517
00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:40,526
Why are you ruining this?
518
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:43,237
I told you, you can't
escape who you are.
519
00:22:43,238 --> 00:22:44,363
I'm not.
520
00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:46,240
I'm embracing it.
521
00:22:46,241 --> 00:22:48,367
And you should
embrace who you are.
522
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:49,535
A fraud.
523
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:52,330
(CHUCKLES) A fraud?
You ungrateful little...
524
00:22:52,331 --> 00:22:53,789
I gave you everything.
525
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:56,334
If I am a fraud,
then what does that make you?
526
00:22:56,335 --> 00:22:57,752
Huh? Huh?
527
00:22:57,753 --> 00:22:59,503
You're not funny enough
to be a jokester.
528
00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:01,547
You're too afraid
to be a Scarer.
529
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:04,592
The only thing
you're good for
is being a pawn.
530
00:23:04,593 --> 00:23:08,346
He might be a pawn,
but he's our pawn.
531
00:23:08,347 --> 00:23:11,599
You mess with him,
you mess with all of us.
532
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,518
Well, well, well,
told you, Jill.
Batting a thousand.
533
00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:16,812
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What is all this?
534
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:18,523
M.E.R.C.? What are
they doing here?
535
00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:21,901
Well, hello, everyone.
536
00:23:21,902 --> 00:23:23,070
What?
537
00:23:23,612 --> 00:23:24,946
You're coming with us.
Hang on a second
538
00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:26,073
You can't do this to me.
539
00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:29,241
Oh, hey, here's
some trash for you.
540
00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:30,493
Thanks.
541
00:23:30,494 --> 00:23:32,329
I am a hero of this community!
542
00:23:32,788 --> 00:23:36,749
Your fraudulent
Scream Amplifier scheme
says otherwise.
543
00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:41,546
We've had someone
on the inside, too.
544
00:23:41,838 --> 00:23:43,047
Chet?
545
00:23:43,048 --> 00:23:45,216
Well, you should really
treat your assistants better.
546
00:23:45,217 --> 00:23:48,761
You forgot one thing,
Worthington.
547
00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:52,014
We're always watching.
Huh?
548
00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:53,224
(LOW GROWL)
549
00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:55,226
This is preposterous!
550
00:23:55,227 --> 00:23:56,644
You'll hear from my lawyers.
551
00:23:56,645 --> 00:23:58,562
Ow! That pinches.
You're pushing.
552
00:23:58,563 --> 00:23:59,772
You're pushing.
Sorry, Johnny.
553
00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:02,108
Looks like Laugh Power
is the future.
554
00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:04,443
A city full of monsters
will never get a...
555
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:07,113
You can't make kids laugh.
You're a joke.
556
00:24:07,114 --> 00:24:08,156
You're a joke.
557
00:24:09,825 --> 00:24:10,950
He's right.
558
00:24:10,951 --> 00:24:13,495
I am a joke, a joke of a friend.
559
00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:16,372
Val, I'm so sorry
560
00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:19,959
I wasn't supportive
of you when you got
the jokester job offer,
561
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,753
which you, you totally
deserve, by the way.
562
00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:25,381
I mean, I...
I should have been
there for you.
563
00:24:25,382 --> 00:24:28,634
You know... (STUTTERS)
like you've always
been there for me.
564
00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:30,761
You know, you're, you're,
you're an incredible friend.
565
00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:33,889
(STUTTERING) And you got
the donuts, you know,
566
00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:36,100
and you added
the fun little stickers.
567
00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:37,977
And I, you know,
tried to buy some
on my own,
568
00:24:37,978 --> 00:24:39,520
but the glitter just didn't
sparkle the same.
569
00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:42,148
Oh, I forgive you,
you big doofus.
570
00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:43,733
Oh, love wins.
571
00:24:43,734 --> 00:24:45,776
Right, Jill?
Drop dead.
572
00:24:45,777 --> 00:24:47,570
Okay, fine.
Yeah, that's nice
and all,
573
00:24:47,571 --> 00:24:48,821
but my Johnny's right.
574
00:24:48,822 --> 00:24:51,742
Monstropolis still doesn't
believe in Laugh Power.
575
00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:54,243
Okay, then let's
sell them on it.
576
00:24:54,244 --> 00:24:56,078
Follow me.
You too, Carter.
577
00:24:56,079 --> 00:24:57,413
Huh? She knows my name?
578
00:24:57,414 --> 00:24:58,707
Gladly.
579
00:24:58,999 --> 00:24:59,916
Wait.
580
00:24:59,917 --> 00:25:01,167
No, no, no.
That's, uh...
581
00:25:01,168 --> 00:25:02,127
That's Ben's door.
582
00:25:02,128 --> 00:25:05,171
Um, yeah,
I really scared him earlier.
583
00:25:05,172 --> 00:25:09,216
I, I don't think
he'll want to see me
ever again.
584
00:25:09,217 --> 00:25:10,509
Hey, it's okay.
585
00:25:10,510 --> 00:25:11,969
We'll face it as a team.
586
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:13,637
Yeah, but you're the funny one.
587
00:25:13,638 --> 00:25:16,807
You don't need me.
But I want you there.
588
00:25:16,808 --> 00:25:19,644
Unless our pinkie promise
meant nothing to you.
589
00:25:25,275 --> 00:25:27,027
(DOOR OPENS)
590
00:25:28,028 --> 00:25:29,029
Hey, Ben.
591
00:25:31,448 --> 00:25:33,032
(GASPS, SCREAMS)
592
00:25:33,033 --> 00:25:35,201
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
593
00:25:35,202 --> 00:25:36,619
Ah, it's okay.
594
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:38,704
It's okay.
BEN: Go away!
595
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,123
(BEN SHUDDERING)
596
00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:44,668
Ben, Ben, Ben,
it's okay, it's okay.
597
00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:46,462
I don't believe we've ever met.
598
00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:48,506
I'm Val, Tylor's best friend.
599
00:25:48,507 --> 00:25:51,675
And he feels really bad
about what happened.
600
00:25:51,676 --> 00:25:53,886
Yeah, really, really bad.
601
00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:57,682
You know, I was just wondering
if you had a best friend, too.
602
00:25:58,183 --> 00:26:00,518
BEN: Yeah. Nico.
603
00:26:00,519 --> 00:26:03,145
Has Nico ever been,
uh, upset with you?
604
00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:04,688
BEN: Yeah.
605
00:26:04,689 --> 00:26:07,775
There was one time
I made him really mad.
606
00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:09,069
What did you do to make up?
607
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,696
BEN: I said sorry.
608
00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:17,493
And then
we high-fived so hard,
our hands stung.
609
00:26:17,494 --> 00:26:18,702
Huh.
610
00:26:18,703 --> 00:26:21,413
Well, my hands are pretty tiny,
611
00:26:21,414 --> 00:26:23,083
so they might be
kind of hard to hit.
612
00:26:25,168 --> 00:26:26,044
What do you say?
613
00:26:27,546 --> 00:26:29,756
I'm... I'm sorry, buddy.
614
00:26:36,137 --> 00:26:37,304
Whoa!
615
00:26:37,305 --> 00:26:38,682
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
616
00:26:41,977 --> 00:26:44,395
Ben, have you ever
heard the epic tale
617
00:26:44,396 --> 00:26:46,730
of Unicorn Sparkle
and Donut Head?
618
00:26:46,731 --> 00:26:49,358
Um, I don't think so.
619
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,652
Well, it all started in college,
620
00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:53,696
when Unicorn Sparkle
gave Donut Head
621
00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:55,699
his favorite candy, Hots Nots.
622
00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:58,576
(MIMICS MUNCHING)
623
00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:00,703
Hots Nots? Ew!
624
00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:02,288
(BEN LAUGHING)
625
00:27:02,289 --> 00:27:04,290
They became best buds.
626
00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:08,460
They went to MU,
where Donut Head told a joke
in front of a huge crowd.
627
00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:10,921
BEN: Oh, oh, oh.
What was it?
628
00:27:10,922 --> 00:27:13,132
What did the sea monster
have for dinner?
Ooh, what?
629
00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,592
VAL: Fish and chips.
630
00:27:14,593 --> 00:27:16,302
BEN: Fish and chips?
631
00:27:16,303 --> 00:27:18,013
Funny, right?
632
00:27:18,388 --> 00:27:19,930
Well, nobody else thought so.
633
00:27:19,931 --> 00:27:21,515
TYLOR: Okay, okay, okay.
(SOBBING)
634
00:27:21,516 --> 00:27:23,602
TYLOR: So your delivery
was a little bit better
than mine.
635
00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:27,396
Hey, how we doing?
636
00:27:27,397 --> 00:27:28,731
Good to be here, uh...
637
00:27:28,732 --> 00:27:30,817
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION,
LAUGHING)
638
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,499
Uh, creme brulee,
s'il vous plait?
639
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:48,959
No!
640
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,046
(ALL LAUGHING)
VAL: Oh, no,
it's the streaker!
641
00:27:51,796 --> 00:27:53,340
BEN: Whoa!
642
00:27:55,842 --> 00:28:04,308
(LAUGHING)
BEN: This is so fun!
643
00:28:04,309 --> 00:28:05,310
Mmm-hmm.
644
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:07,145
Work buds forever.
645
00:28:07,812 --> 00:28:09,230
(BEN CHUCKLES)
646
00:28:11,358 --> 00:28:12,359
Home run, kid.
647
00:28:13,443 --> 00:28:14,361
Home run.
648
00:28:43,598 --> 00:28:44,557
(GROANS)
649
00:28:45,517 --> 00:28:49,144
Today, Fear Co.'s
Johnny Worthington
reported to jail
650
00:28:49,145 --> 00:28:53,190
after being convicted
of stealing Laugh Power
from Monsters, Inc.
651
00:28:53,191 --> 00:28:58,362
His cellmate is none other
than Henry J. Waternoose III.
652
00:28:58,363 --> 00:28:59,571
All right!
653
00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:01,740
Johnny's accomplice,
Randall Boggs,
654
00:29:01,741 --> 00:29:04,493
escaped custody
and remains at large.
655
00:29:04,494 --> 00:29:07,788
Even though he is,
relatively speaking,
rather small.
656
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:08,915
I wrote that joke.
657
00:29:09,749 --> 00:29:11,542
And rest assured, he...
658
00:29:11,543 --> 00:29:12,751
One more second.
659
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:15,004
Rest assured,
ladies and gentlemen,
660
00:29:15,005 --> 00:29:17,423
Detective
Duncan P. Anderson
is on the case.
661
00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:18,632
And I won't...
Excuse me?
662
00:29:18,633 --> 00:29:19,717
Sorry, one second.
663
00:29:19,718 --> 00:29:21,218
I won't rest... Ow!
664
00:29:21,219 --> 00:29:23,887
Until justice...
That's my mother's coat.
665
00:29:23,888 --> 00:29:25,848
Until justice...
It's vintage.
666
00:29:25,849 --> 00:29:28,642
Until justice is served!
667
00:29:28,643 --> 00:29:31,562
He's not affiliated with us.
668
00:29:31,563 --> 00:29:34,565
Monsters, Inc is now powering
the entire city with laughter.
669
00:29:34,566 --> 00:29:36,442
And yes, even I've
come around to it,
670
00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:39,445
but I don't want to hear
one word about it from Jack.
671
00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:41,196
Okay. How about four?
672
00:29:41,197 --> 00:29:43,782
I told you so.
673
00:29:43,783 --> 00:29:44,951
(GRUNTS)
674
00:29:45,410 --> 00:29:47,202
Ow! Ah, my toupee.
675
00:29:47,203 --> 00:29:49,956
(CLEARS THROAT)
I mean, my real hair.
(CHUCKLES)
676
00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:52,791
Come and get 'em, everybody.
677
00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:56,086
Out of the press, everybody.
We've got newly created
jokester cards.
678
00:29:56,087 --> 00:29:58,172
Carla.
Phlegm, congratulations.
679
00:29:58,173 --> 00:30:00,507
And for you, Banana Bread.
680
00:30:00,508 --> 00:30:03,052
Richard.
Skyler's funny now.
681
00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:04,845
Pull my finger.
No, thank you.
682
00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:06,013
Fool me once.
683
00:30:06,014 --> 00:30:07,765
Actually, it was twice, Mike.
684
00:30:07,766 --> 00:30:09,725
Well, we're all done over here.
685
00:30:09,726 --> 00:30:12,770
Another door station
fixed by yours truly,
686
00:30:12,771 --> 00:30:15,856
Frankie Rigatoni with sauce.
687
00:30:15,857 --> 00:30:17,816
Fritz is still
in character, huh?
688
00:30:17,817 --> 00:30:19,651
Yeah, but I think I got a solve.
689
00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:20,987
And cut!
690
00:30:21,946 --> 00:30:24,114
Oh. Hi, everybody.
691
00:30:24,115 --> 00:30:26,366
Okay, all right.
How was that?
692
00:30:26,367 --> 00:30:27,285
You want another take?
693
00:30:27,286 --> 00:30:28,911
I can do it
a whole different way.
694
00:30:28,912 --> 00:30:32,331
And last, but definitely
not least, Val and Tylor,
695
00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:34,374
your jokester card.
696
00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:36,211
(VAL READING)
697
00:30:38,838 --> 00:30:41,548
Yeah, it's going to be
worth a lot someday.
698
00:30:41,549 --> 00:30:43,634
You know, some say Sulley and I
699
00:30:43,635 --> 00:30:45,803
were the very first
unofficial duo.
700
00:30:45,804 --> 00:30:47,471
Well, except Sulley's not funny.
701
00:30:47,472 --> 00:30:50,516
My approach to comedy
is less desperate than Mikey.
702
00:30:50,517 --> 00:30:53,060
Desperate? You can't talk
to your boss like that!
703
00:30:53,061 --> 00:30:55,229
Oh, so now you're in charge?
704
00:30:55,230 --> 00:30:57,107
(SIGHS)
Only when it suits me.
705
00:30:57,482 --> 00:30:58,358
(DINGS)
706
00:30:59,067 --> 00:31:00,818
Ready to go, partner?
707
00:31:00,819 --> 00:31:02,403
Work buds forever.
708
00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:17,335
BEN: Tylor, Val!
(GIGGLES)
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