All language subtitles for Madgaon Express 2024 480p

Childhood friends and childhood friendships
are the best.

These friendships may not be deep
or strong,

but they're really genuine.

- What are you pouring in the cold drink?
- Vodka, dude.

We want some too.

So Goa is on, right?

- Ya, water sports are a must.
- I can ask my dad.

What do you want, Pratik?

Nothing. Carry on.

- Will you go?
- Carry on? Meaning?

- What a weirdo!
- Pinku, come here.

Ayush, what's up?

What do you mean "what's up"?

Stop acting awkward. Drink this.

- What is it?
- Guess.

Oh my shit! Is this booze?
I really like it.

Where's Dodo?

O sweetheart

This lover longs for you

Come into my dreams

Come into my life

Dodo! Piss off!

- Bye, ma'am. I'll miss you.
- I wanna go to Goa too.

We should go. Those girls
have a super plan.

Goa is awesome!

Water sports, parties, seafood,
beaches, booze.

Bikinis. Babes.

Babes in bikini!

This is our time.

If not now, then when?
After college?

You're right. Goa is a must
before college.

It's a must!

- What! Goa?
- Please, Mom. I really want to go.

Where do you want to go?

Goa! I wanna go to Goa.

First milk, then multivitamin.

They'll make my Pinku strong.

Then you can go with your friends
to Goa.

Our parents didn't let us go to Goa
when we were kids,

so the dream of going there
became an obsession.

Stop this nutter! He thinks he's onBoogie Woogie.

Oh my God!

Graduation's done.

Party's done.

But where do we go now?

Goa!

I wanna go to Goa. Now, right now.

We're 21.

We've been planning this forever.

But we've never stepped
out of Bombay.

No more parental stress.

We're not kids anymore!
We're adults.

- We don't need anyone's permission.
- It's our decision.

We're also young and we're also human.

We also feel like enjoying our lives.

How long must we surf the world
on Google?

We need a drink in a shack too,

and play volleyball with some babes!

Parasailing, jet ski, kinetic.
The works!

Beaches, babes, booze.
All of it!

- What say you, Ayush?
- Well, bro?

Boys, you had me at Goa!

To hell with our parents!
Goa, here we come!

Goa!

What does the heart want?

These special days never to end

Life is a strange journey

No one knows what lies ahead

Or where we're heading

Only time will tell

We couldn't make it to Goa,

but life took Ayush to New York
and Pinku to Cape Town.

And me?

I was stuck here.

I made no other friends
after they both left.

So I became great friends
with social media.

Life is all about chasing dreams

In life's race we're far behind

Still in the same rut

Still in the same rut

One day it's a big house
and a new car for me

I'll charter a plane to roam
the world

Still in the same rut

"So today I'm going to talk about
Asthalin pumps

"and finally they've got it right.

"There's something really exciting
for us... "

I'll shine like the stars

Inviting like faraway shores

Friends make friendship

Our hearts beat as one

Back home everyone will be happy
to see I've made it big

Tiger and me are the same.
Ass is totally not my name

Still in the same rut

"Happy Diwali and Happy New Year
from the Garodia family.

"Gujaratis all over the world -
Happy New Year!"

I'll do what must be done

Make a world of share/subscribe

Still in the same rut

Still in the same rut

I'll shine like the stars

Inviting like faraway shores

Friends make friendship

Our hearts beat as one

Guys, you won't believe
where I am.

I'm at Everest base camp.
And it might snow any time.

Wow! It's snowing!

Stay happy, my friends

You made it to the big time

Congrats on your new shiny wings

I could've made it too,
but I didn't make the grade

Maybe my dreams frightened me

Still in the same rut

Namaskar. Good evening, everyone.

This is a key match between India
and the West Indies.

Ready to strike is India's great batsman.

He faces the West Indian
pace attack.

Good length ball. He strikes over
the wicket. And it's in the air...

Out!

- Dhanush. Dhanush!
- What?

Why are you playing cricket?
Don't you need to get to work?

Uncle, what work?
He's been fired again.

- Get lost.
- You get lost!

Papa, this boy is kidding.
They didn't fire me, I quit.

I'm coming up. I'll tell you
all about it.

You sell burgers, then pizzas.

You even worked as a courier.
You're a beggar.

What are you doing?

Pick this up and send it
to Maganlal, the dressmaker.

He can make costumes for
kids' fancy-dress parties.

- For kids? What'll I wear?
- Sit naked.

Naked?

Papa, try and understand. I wasn't born
to do menial work.

I did all this to pass time,
for pocket money.

I want to be a big shot
and chill.

I don't want to risk my life
delivering Jain pizza.

You need a slap.

Not my head.

You've hit my head so many times,
my memory's gone.

My brain goes blank in interviews.
Or I'd be a CEO by now.

C E O! Can you even spell it?

Sure... C E O!

Your brain never worked properly.

It was ruined by spending
hours at the computer.

Find a good job within a week,

or you and your computer will be out
on the street.

- I'm fed up.
- You're getting angry.

Let's talk it over calmly.
First drink some water.

- My temper can be lethal too.
- Who cares about your temper?

I'll kill him.

No. He's my dad after all.

Dodo! I can't see you, man.

One minute...

I just got back from Everest
base camp.

The snow messed up my camera.

Oh!

But I've sent my secretary to get me
a new Pacbook Pro. 16inch.

- The latest one.
- Ya, OK, OK.

What plans for next week?

Or you and your computer will be out
on the street.

That also I have to check
with my secretary.

You tell me. What's up?

Nothing much.
I was just talking to Ayush.

Maybe this time both of us
can come to Mumbai.

We'll have fun. It's been ages.

Hang on. He's online. Let me
get him on the call. Wait.

- Hey, what's up, Pinks?
- Dodo is on the call, Ayush.

He just got back from base camp.
His camera isn't working.

So I told him about our plan.
Let's decide.

I'm on.

I'm on.

I've applied for leave. It should come
through.

Superb! You must come. Come soon.

- I think I can free up my sched.
- Oh great, that's super stuff.

Tell me, what can I bring
for your penthouse?

Penthouse?

Why do you have to get anything?

We're planning to stay with you.
We can't come empty-handed.

He's right. Can't come empty-handed.

What would you like?
Tell me.

Dodo.

- Dodo?
- Hello?

- Are you listening?
- No, I'm weeping.

- Is he there?
- Don't know. Connectivity is weak.

Dodo! Is he there?

No issues! I'm here, I'm here.

Just come. Don't worry
about my penthouse.

Just make sure to carry beachwear
and sunblock.

Meaning?

You'll make us sleep
on Juhu beach?

Not Juhu. Goa.

- Meaning?
- That's a good idea, Dodo.

Not good, Ayush, it's gonna
be great.

Just get here and I'll handle
the rest.

- You're the man.
- Yes, yes. Bye, boys!

Pinkya!

Pinkya, it's me! Dodo.

How you doing?

How are you?

Let's have a good look at you.

Good to see you, Dodo.
When is Ayush landing?

He'll be here in another
15 minutes.

Three hours later

Ayush!

My brother, my brother.

Get down. I said, get down now!

It'll cost you dear.
The world on its knees

Our time will come.
Let's have a blast

Mother, I don't want to eat Vada Pav!

We declare to all -
our time will come...

Driver!

What is it?

Can you move ahead?
Our car's behind you.

Are you crazy? Taxi! Pull up.

Let's go.

I'll get the luggage.

Dodo, the millionaire?
You're joking, right?

I know. I know.

You must be thinking, Dodo showed up
in a taxi instead of his 7 Series.

Right?

Boys, when was the last time you had
the real experience?

I mean when did you last sit in a
"kaali-peeli" Mumbai taxi?

No doubt we're big shots.
Millionaires even.

But that doesn't mean we forget
our adventurous past.

Our reality, I mean
our humble beginnings.

And you two!

Only you, my friends, only you
remind me of all those things.

So we remind you of poverty?

Ayush, forget that. Roll up the window.
I have a dust allergy.

- Dodo, couldn't you have warned me?
- About what?

I'm turning red in this
black and yellow taxi.

Anyway, our responsibility
was to get to Mumbai,

and the trip to Goa
is your responsibility.

Pinku, let's just go with it.

Correct?

Correct!

What's important is we enjoy this trip
the way we would've done the first time.

The first time?

Have you only got medicine
in your bag?

Never mind. What do you mean
"the first time"?

Like...

Three college friends with their
limited pocket money, take off

to Goa, middle-class style.
Now that's the real fun.

- Hmm.
- What hmm?

Dodo, listen.

First things first.

My immune system can't handle
India anymore.

I'll spend three days with you...

One minute. Three days?

Are you here to make
TikTok reels?

I must meet my uncle's in-law's
cousin's daughter's husband.

For a property matter in Kutch.

It was on this condition that Papa
allowed me to come here alone.

- Hmm.
- What hmm? What the f... ?

Is your family crazy?
Treating you like a kid.

- "Crazy?" Meaning?
- He's forgotten his Hindi too.

It means dimwit, you fool.

No swearing.

Guys! We're meeting after so long.

Pinku, I see Dodo's point.
It might be fun to do it

like we were back at college.

Dodo, are we taking the morning
or evening flight?

If it were left to you, you might take us
to Goa in the same taxi! What say, Pinku?

No!

Hell, no. No way. Have you guys
lost it?

Is this a holiday or a suicide mission?

This is unhygienic. I'm allergic.

F... this. F... you guys!

Where is he? Where's that moron?

Today's a lucky day.

I bought a Jai Bhavani lottery
ticket in our names.

The jackpot is ten million.

For charity, guys.

I understand you're excited
about this trip,

but aren't you overdoing it?

We've travelled for hours

and you want to torture us
in a non a/c compartment?

- Just look at Pinku.
- Ya, what?

He wants to enjoy the trip too. We need
to be considerate to his problems.

If he dies, what will we tell
his mother?

- Why would I die?
- We don't want our friend to die.

Ya?

We want to go to Goa,
but not on this train.

- Right, Pinku?
- Obviously!

If we were in college,
could we afford to fly to Goa?

Huh?

What's wrong with you guys?

You go abroad and forget
the great things about India.

Indian railways are a match
to any railways worldwide.

And this is the bloody best way
to go to Goa -

with your friends.

Look at those happy white folks
over there.

Yo, bro!

Peace out!

They're foreigners too. But they're
not uptight like you.

In fact they enjoy this.

So, please, please, guys,
stop being materialistic,

and be proud Indians.

Did you know

that Mumbai to Goa via Madgaon Express

has one of the most scenic views
in the world?

In a 10-hour journey it goes through
72 tunnels. In the hills!

Where in the world could you enjoy
such a ride? With the windows down?

Shut it!

Fool! You going to show us
scenic views at night? With a torch?

But Goa to Mumbai - the return journey
is in the day.

Must you enjoy all the pleasures
in one go? Look at him.

- We coming back by train?
- Of course!

Are you completely nuts?
I'm not going with him.

Ayush, he doesn't get me.

- What shall we do? Take a flight?
- Yes.

I'll look for it.

Piss off!

Pinkya, listen to me.

I did all this because I wanted
to relive my days of youth

with you two who I love the most.

Pinku, take a sleeping pill.

By the time you wake up,
we'll be in Goa.

- That's if I wake up at all.
- Come on, it's not that bad.

- If it gets too much, we'll fly back.
- I'm doing that for sure.

You!

Fine.

This is the last time though.
No more surprises after this.

Whatever we do next,
we discuss it together first.

OK, done! Yes.

Move. I'll go call Mummy.

- Look after my suitcase.
- Cool it! Relax. Calm down.

Easy.

Let's buy some healthy fried
snacks for the journey.

Bhajias and samosas.

Any snacks? Are they fresh?

- Hello, Mamma. Jai Shri Krishna.
- Jai Shri Krishna. Pinku, my son.

Yes, I'm only drinking Bisleri water.

- Did you visit the Siddhivinayak temple?
- Yes, I did.

You're alone so take care.

Mamma, don't worry.

Mamma, the flight's boarding.
I'll arrive late.

Call you tomorrow. Yes.

- I love you.
- I love you, Mamma.

- Jai Shri Krishna.
- Jai Shri Krishna.

Eleven! Tunnel number eleven!

Pinku!

I need a sleeping pill. I can't sleep,
even counting these tunnels.

Come down.

I was avoiding taking a pill,
but I can't take it anymore.

What's all this? Why don't you
guys sleep?

- Is my bag there?
- What's that?

Look there.

The red...

- What's wrong?
- This isn't my bag.

Shit. Shit. Shit!

Oh God, my medicines. All gone!

It must be here somewhere.

"Stop the train, pull the chain. "

- Damn it!
- Are you crazy?

Have you seen my bag?
A small red bag?

- No.
- Seen a small bag?

Look for my bag.

Stop this nonsense.

Did you see a red bag? Anyone?

- What the hell are you doing?
- Excuse me. Wake up.

A red bag?

It's an emergency.
Wake everyone up.

- What's got into you? Relax.
- To hell with relax!

Listen, maybe it's a sign
from God.

Maybe you don't need any medicines.
So good riddance.

Good riddance?

They don't just sell booze in Goa,
you can buy meds too.

Don't stress. Anything precious
in your bag?

Phone, gold chain, watch,
mobile?

Well, was there?

Keep it in your pants.
Go to sleep.

Did you lose anything valuable?
Tell me!

No.

Then it's Happy Independence Day
from medicines.

Think of it like this. Something terrible
could've happened, so this is nothing.

Why must you stress so much?

Now what's wrong with you?

Get inside!

Why are we in here?

Lock the door.

- Will you tell us what happened?
- This happened.

- When did it happen?
- I've seen this already.

Why are we in this toilet?
You're literally taking me through shit.

If I get an infection,
I don't even have my medicines.

I bought a lottery ticket at the station,
and already hit the jackpot on the train!

- Are you both crazy?
- What do you mean?

This is monopoly money.
And a firecracker gun.

So why are you both stressing?

My bag is lost and you bums
are wasting my time.

- Pinku, these notes are real.
- And the gun too.

- It's real?
- It's real.

I'm innocent.

I didn't do anything.

I made a mistake.
This isn't my bag.

Of course I know that, Pinku.

The bag owner doesn't know that.
He'll never believe me.

I'm in deep shit. Now what?

Calm down, Pinku.

You're right. You didn't take the
bag on purpose.

Who'd kill us for making
a mistake?

We should get help.

- Shall we tell the ticket collector?
- Yes, yes.

- We'll tell the police at the next station.
- Right.

We've done nothing wrong,
so we're safe.

Why don't you call 911?

Huh?

Oh you...

Stop overreacting. Give me the key.

And you, genius,

let's get out of this damn toilet.

Careful. What if someone sees us?

Firstly, I don't think the owner
of the bag saw any of us,

or he'd be combing this train.

Secondly, must you play the
righteous king and inform the police?

What's the point? We'll end up
in a legal soup.

What if this gangster is a big shot?
Then we're screwed.

I say...

let's keep the cash and throw the bag
from the next bridge.

The cash isn't for me,
it's for charity.

You think I need money?

OK, fine.

We throw the bag with
all the money in it. Happy?

Don't stress.

In a week you're in New York,
you're in Johannesburg.

- Where do you live?
- Cape Town.

Will a small-time gangster
who travels by train

fly abroad to find you guys?

So, guys, breathe. Chill.

I'll go and throw this damn bag away.

Thank you, my friend.
I love you.

Go throw it away.

Goa!

I love you, Goa. I love you.

- The soil of Goa.
- That's dirt.

Delightful dirt!

We're gonna have a blast!

- 2500.
- How much?

I said 2500.

We paid 500 to get here
from Mumbai.

We're talking about getting
to Baga.

Take it or leave it.

Calm down. What are you doing?

- Is there a pharmacy on the way?
- You're buying it?

No, just stop there.

Which hotel are we staying at?

Hang on a minute.

My brain isn't working in this heat,
or is the a/c.

So glad I spoke to Mummy
and I've got my meds. Let's go.

Shall I start?

We all seem to be in a bad mood.

Let's go straight to the beach.

We'll have a chilled beer
then we'll find a good hotel.

Find a good hotel?

I did book one.

But you guys insisted on discussing
all the arrangements first.

- So I cancelled the booking.
- Liar!

Which hotel was it?
I'll make a call.

Look, a babe in a bikini!

She's too far away.

It's too hot. What's the name
of the hotel?

Look, look! A jet ski.

You can't drive it alone.
I'll sit at the back.

- Movie heroes drive it alone.
- Then go make a movie.

But if you sit with us,
you'll be seen in our photo not me.

Get lost!

But we've come from miles away.
Damn fool.

We're having a good time, yeah?

It's OK, I guess, but...
let me get a chilled beer.

- Hey, brother.
- Hello, brother.

- How to enjoy here?
- What do you mean?

Mean, first time in Goa.

We've seen it in films:Go Goa, Dil Chahta Hai.

- Not happening.
- I hear you, brother.

But in real life there's
no background music.

For now, I'll get you some beers.

- Make it chilled.
- Sure.

What's this?

Background music.

Thanks, buddy!

- Thanks.
- For what?

For this.

What is this?

- You just gave it to me.
- What did I give you?

Hello, where are you guys?

I'm in Pondicherry. Weird people
around here, man.

- Brother...
- Come soon, guys.

I'll get lost here.

Is this called "Pondicherry"?

Sweet!

Here, enjoy!

What is it?

Don't stop us

Don't hold us back

We're flying high.
Let's enjoy the moment

With eyes wide open

We see dreams flash by

Light-headed we fly

Our hearts are racing

Swaying without drinking

In the company of friends

We turn into flying machines

Nights talk to us

Morning stars wink

Nights talk to us

Morning stars wink

Nights talk to us

Morning stars wink

We're here to have a blast

A magic spell has us in its grip

I thank the Lord

My friends have come home

I thank the Lord

My friends have come home

Our hearts are racing

Swaying without drinking

In the company of friends

We turn into flying machines

Nights talk to us

Morning stars wink

Nights talk to us

Morning stars wink

Don't stop us

Don't hold us back

We're flying high

Let's enjoy the moment

With eyes wide open

We see dreams flash by

Light-headed we fly

Our hearts are racing

Nights talk to us

Morning stars wink

"My love, my mother. "

Shit!

Get up!

Up!

What's with you?

Why are you undressing me again?

Sorry. Not undressing. Dressing.

That's not mine.

What's the name?

Dodo. Dhanush Sawant.

- Not yours! Hers.
- Tiska.

- Her name.
- Her name is Tiska.

- What are you doing?
- Sorry, sorry.

Good morning.

Sorry to be rude to the ladies,
but you'll have to leave.

We have to go out urgently.

But you need to pay me
my balance first.

And me. You owe me 5,000.
Out with it.

You girls are hookers?

Huh? Excuse me!

Who are you calling
a pressure cooker?

The cooking's over.

Too much partying, hangover.

Where is it? Ah, here.

Baby, this gift is for you.

And this is for you.
Now go, well done!

Go, girls. We have a very
important meeting today.

We're in Goa for a week,
we will party again.

Got your clothes?

Move it, dream girl. Quick.

That's my girls!
Come on, baby.

- Call me.
- I'll send you a WhatsApp.

Allow me, girls. Bye bye.

Ayush, you're crazy. You took her
for a doctor or an engineer?

- Asking her: "Are you a hooker?"
- Get off!

Sit down.

- You OK?
- What's wrong with you? You crazy?

We slept with hookers!

Your standards have hit
an all-time low, Dodo.

Where are the hookers?

Too late. It's past the interval.

- Chill.
- Chill?

This may be nothing to you,
but it's a big deal to me.

- Hear me out.
- You hear me out!

I don't know why you've been
acting like a dog on heat.

Now listen to me!

Friendships, relationships, honour -
it's all a big joke to you.

But not for me.

I live alone in New York.

I've known and been with women

who've loved me and
I've loved them back.

But I've never known true love.
Never felt it.

Maybe I did not believe in it,
or probably I didn't care -

until I met Nisha... Online.

We spent a year chatting. I've never
felt for anyone like I feel for Nisha.

It's so pure.

It's magical.

In this instant gratification - fast food,
dating culture, I found a girl

with whom I can spend my life.

Someone who fulfils me,
someone who completes me.

I was going to tell her
on my return

that I hadn't slept with a girl
for a whole year.

Now what will I say?

"Hello, baby. How are you doing?
Hope you're doing well.

"Just wanted to let you know
that I slept with a hooker. "

You've ruined everything
for me, Dodo.

What hookers are you talking
about?

Have your homeopathy pills.

Stop your emotional drama.
Nothing happened last night.

You did nothing.

I slept with those two.

I had a great time. They did too.
They even thanked me.

And you go on and on,
just 'cos I didn't say a word.

Ayush, why are you crying?

You're lucky you've found true love
in your life.

When do we meet Nisha?

- I need to meet her first.
- What?

- I won't let him see her.
- So don't! Bloody Internet Romeo.

First tell me what happened
last night.

Where's our luggage?
Where are we?

What's that?

Put the a/c higher.
I'm boiling.

- What's in your hand?
- My destiny.

What's in your hand?

It's that...

One minute.

Remember the bag you found
at the station?

I threw it away that night.
But I kept the cash and the key.

I knew we'd need the money.

And the key?
Know why I hung onto it?

I wanted to keep it
as a souvenir.

Years later we'll reminisce
about these little moments.

We were so drunk last night,
no hotel would give us a room.

So I thought we'd spend
the night here,

leave in the morning.

And those girls? I paid them an advance
but they wouldn't return it.

You bloody moron!

What is this?

- A tattoo?
- Calm down.

- What have you done?
- It's not me.

Why didn't you do something?

- Calm down.
- Calm down? I'm allergic to ink.

- My family will disown me.
- Why?

My mother will throw me out,
or lock me in.

- She'll love your tattoo.
- She will cry.

- Super tattoo: "My love, my mother. "
- Hell!

It's all your fault.

Beat the shit outta him.

Dodo, no.

Sorry, I was hitting Dodo.

Hitting me?

Let go of my neck!
I'm not wrestling you, Dodo.

Oh my shoulder!

Put that down!

You mother... ! You're a tumber one
tasshole.

You tasshole.

My tongue has gone numb.
I can't talk troperly.

Cocaine!

Cocaine?

Totaine?

What? You meanz ton of totaine
in the bed?

- How much is there?
- A lot.

We're screwed. Like really screwed.

I've seen movies when the hero
finds drugs, then bad things happen.

You meanz I'm in twabble?

My jawz tight. 100% sure,
I'm allergic to totaine.

Dodo, let's take him to a hospital.

Pinkya, let's go, go, go.

Who tat?

Who is it?

I know you're in there.

Come out right now.

Dodo, she's talking in Marathi.
You go.

That's not Marathi, it's Konkani.

She'll know my accent's phoney.
You go.

You look good. Use it, use it.
Go!

Shall I go?

- Go on, hurree.
- Quiet!

Kanchan Kombdi.

What's that?

That's me.

Oh! Hello.

Ganpat?

Who's that?

You're in his room,
so it must be you.

Look!

I know. I was just checking.

Sorry, I made you wait so long...

Skip the excuses!
Don't waste my time.

I know you were drinking
with some girls.

Think I'm senile?

Don't set up meetings
and then not show up.

Get dressed.

Meet me in two hours.

Here.

I'll text you the address.

Be there on time.
No more screwing up.

Remember, now I know what you look like.

I'll come looking for you.

Tie a stone round your neck
and throw you into the river -

alive.

Thank you.

She's seen your face now, you're in
graver danger than us two.

- Pinku! What's wrong?
- You OK?

- I think he overdosed.
- You think?

Overdose... yes... !

Go, get some water.

Pinku, don't be scared.
Everything's fine. Blood.

Blood!

Pinku, drink some water.

Drink up.

What do we do now?

Get a taxi.

I'll get dressed.
Let's take him to a doctor.

Ayush, they're watching us.
What shall we do?

I have an idea.

We'll lock the door from the inside,
put a music channel on loud.

They'll think we're inside,
we'll slide down the pillar.

It's only the first floor.

We'll go down, one by one.
Don't worry. Easy!

Don't be scared. I'm there.
I'll take care of you.

I love Goa.

No one can spoil this trip,
not even Dodo.

- Mamma, look! A clown.
- You're the clown.

Hello! Are you out of your mind?
Bloody rowdy.

No, sorry. A tin of flour hit
his head. He isn't behaving right.

Get lost. Go!

You ten-minute Rambo!

Don't act tough under the
influence. You'll get us screwed.

Listen to me.

Let's get a taxi and take him
to a hospital.

What do we say?
We were playing Holi with cocaine?

They won't believe the truth.

- They'll report it to the police.
- So what? Balls!

Let's go bungee jumping.

Let's find a local doctor
or a dispensary.

Someone who'll fix him
without asking questions.

You're right.

Wait by the roadside.
I'll get help.

Make him drink water or he'll be
shouting to all Goa that he's high.

- Wait.
- Pinku, stay calm.

Sit down.

You should sit down. Don't worry.
I'll be fine.

Don't stress.

My jaw feels tight.

I feel strong, I feel alive.

I fear no one.

I love this feeling, man.

My heart is beating fast.

My nose is bleeding.

But you know I'm having a blast.

I feel like a man.
Like a bloody lion!

Hold this.

Even this tattoo is messed up.

It was supposed to say: "My love,
my Mariam. " Not "My Ma".

But it's good in a way, 'coz if Mummy
had seen it, she would've died of shock.

Then I'd have to change the words
to "My love, my dead Ma".

So, who is this Mariam?

Mariam. My love.

My love. My girlfriend.

Four years now.

We met at university.

Inter-religion love.

I can't tell my orthodox family.

So does that mean I have to
give her up?

Why the hell should I?

I planned this trip
so I could see her.

Three days with you and five days
in Mumbai with Mariam.

Just the two of us.
Our first trip together.

Nobody can f... up this trip.
Not even me.

Look at you, man.

I'm so happy for you.
Like really happy for you.

- Did you tell Dodo?
- No.

Don't tell him.
He'll overreact as usual.

Excuse me, excuse... hello.

My friend Pinku.
Someone spiked his drink.

Now he's going...

Drugs. You know? Drugs.

Sorry, what's this supposed
to mean?

- No, no. So you take drugs?
- Sorry, we don't know. Sorry.

Drugs - by mistake, drugs.

You judgmental bloody loser, man.

- My friend...
- Sorry, can't help.

No one cares about Pinku.

My friend has gone berserk.

This isn't how you should
behave in Goa.

No one will help you here.

Go to Anjuna. You might get lucky.

- Where do I find Anjuna?
- Get lost.

Why are you so rude?
First time in Goa.

Hello! Hey...

Everyone's jealous, honey

Since you gave me your heart

Baby, it's not funny

Not funny, not funny

You can write it down

They'll go green with envy

When you will be my hubby,
my hubby

They say we're a pair of duffers

Everyone agrees

Both full-time lovers

Made for each other

Twinned like salt n' pepper

Like carrom's queen cover

Both full-time lovers

Made for each other

Not funny. Not funny

Not funny. Not funny

Not funny. Not funny

Not funny, not funny.

What's not funny? Hello!

- Yes?
- What are you doing?

I thought you needed medical help
for your friend.

Yes. Sorry. Shit. Oh no!

Can you help me? Please.

I know someone who can help.

But you'll have to pay extra.

OK... are you a prostitute?

What!

No!

He will charge more
to treat your friend.

- For the confidentiality.
- OK. OK.

Ya. What a weirdo! Why'd you say
something like that?

Makes no difference to me. Sorry.

My friends are narrow-minded.
I prefer...

Whatever. Who needs help?
Where's your friend?

I love Rejjay music.

- Huh?
- Rejjay!

- It's Reggae.
- Reggae.

Thank you for helping us,
Tasha.

Is the doctor going to take time?
He's zoning out.

Are you sure this is a spiked drink
situation?

Bloody nose, white powder.

The way he's acting, even I can tell
it's a cocaine overdose.

Cocaine?

No way. Impossible, right?

Is it a cocaine overdose?

My God!

Was he bathing in cocaine?

This is good. This is really good.

It's super potent.
Where'd you get it?

Dr Danny.

T!

- Cocaine. How much did he consume?
- A helluva lot.

It was a first for him.
He had it by mistake.

We can't even spell "drugs".

Anyway, where did you get
the drugs from?

- What time is it? My watch's fast.
- Don't worry. Just asking.

It's OK. Don't tell me, but
just be careful.

There's lot of fake and cheap
drugs going around.

No, doctor. This stuff is amazing.

I've never seen anything like it
in Goa.

- Really?
- Ya.

Doctor, if can you please help us fast,
we need to get back home.

Another tattoo artist? I'm telling you
they're all cheats.

Why did you do a half tattoo?

Bro, where'd you get the stuff?

What stuff?

Now we can talk face-to-face.

Now talk.

Where did the best supply
of my life disappear?

How?

Boss, we were on time
to take delivery.

When we got there, someone
had already shot our guys and fled.

Tell him!

- Boss...
- I'll speak.

Mendoza sir, you taught us
everything we know.

Would we steal from you?
Impossible.

If you don't forgive us,
at least give us one more chance.

We'll get the culprit in 24 hours.

We'll find out who stole the drugs
and where they are now.

And if we fail then punish us
as you see fit.

Boss?

Boss?

They're done talking, boss.

What's going on?

Over there...

Hey!

You think I'm a damn fool?

I've been running this business
for 25 years. Honesty is everything.

The Russians were happy with me
so they promised to send me the best.

Stuff that no one in Goa or India
has ever tried.

So where are my goods?
Where are they?

What the hell!

This is one crappy gun!

Take it back to the dealer.

Last warning. No repeat telecast.

If I don't get my stuff back
in 24 hours,

I'll shoot you, one by one.

Bro! Come here. Come.

Seriously, give me the number
of your source.

Sometimes I need it for parties.
You know how it is.

What source? I am the source.
Give me your phone.

And don't call me "bro".
I don't like it.

Here's my number.
Call me anytime, OK?

And keep some -

have it all.

- What is this?
- Money.

Not for you. For Dr Danny.

Sometimes it's awkward
discussing money.

I'll be sticking around
for a few more days,

so don't worry about the stuff,
I'll get it.

What else is new?

- Do you wanna check up on your friend?
- Who?

Pinkya!

- Is it high?
- It's normal.

That's my normal BP.

"Game over!"

- I have a splitting headache.
- It's OK, it's normal.

Have this. Soon you'll be
fit as a fiddle.

- Who sent this message?
- How should I know?

- Pinkya, let's go.
- Come on.

- Everything OK, boys?
- Everything's good.

Thank you, Doc, thank you.
How do I pay you?

All done. I gave Tasha
a wad of cash.

- Thank you, doctor.
- Thank you. Bye.

Pinku, come.

- What does "Game over" mean?
- Who knows!

It's time we left.

You're right. To hell with Goa!
Let's run.

Did you leave the door open?
Put the light on.

Shit! We've been robbed.

Our bags are here.

Ayush, this is crazy.

They've taken the powder
but haven't touched our bags.

Who did this?

Who cares! Let's save ourselves.
Let's go.

They come into our room
in broad daylight,

take our powder and those
damn hotel guys do nothing.

What's this country coming to?

- What are you doing, Dodo?
- Collecting a souvenir.

- You're crazy.
- Open up! Goa police.

- Do you have a spare key?
- Break the door.

Sir, they even broke my bed.

There were three guys.

They were drunk and spent the night here
with two girls.

Even the Kombdi gang women
showed up today.

Sathe, how did the bed break?
What's that white powder?

They had the TV on all day,
full volume.

My guests were complaining.

They broke my bed and vanished
without paying me.

Sir, I think it's cocaine.

There was a ton of it here, sir.

A bed full.

I think they've taken it all
and run away.

- Remember what they looked like?
- Of course, sir.

Call the control room.
Get a sketch artist here.

- Where does that door lead?
- The balcony, sir.

Check it out.

- Did you check their IDs?
- No, sir.

You know IDs must be checked.

Sir, they're right here.

- Something bit me.
- Stop right there.

We're innocent, sir.

I'll shoot! Stop.

Run, Pinkya, run!

That bag stall?
Remember that new one?

Forget the bag.
What about the weirdo?

One second.

Willy.

Lower your rate or improve
the quality.

There's a new source
with much better stuff.

Don't want it, don't buy it.
But you know it's the best.

It was, Willy, it was.

Hello. Yes, boss.

You said to call if I had news.

- What's going on?
- There was a bad scene here.

They found drugs in one
of the rooms.

Those three guys took the lot
and ran.

Three guys?

Rascals.

Bloody hoodlums.

They took my drugs and left me
with these useless medicines.

What use are they?

At the airport, boarding in an hour.

I can't believe we're actually
doing this.

I love you so much, Pratik.
Can't wait to see you.

Will land in Mumbai and call.
Be safe and have fun.

I love you. Mariam.

We're screwed.
Like really screwed.

We shouldn't have come to Goa.

We shouldn't have come.

No. Shit, no. Not now!

Dodo, something bad bit me.

My hand is swollen.
It doesn't look right.

If it gets worse, I might need
a doctor.

You're jinxed. Now what!

That's why your parents
never let you out.

You're a walking-talking accident.

Is it my fault?

We've had nothing but bad luck
since you came back into our lives.

- What's this rot?
- I'm talking rot?

What was he boasting about?

"I'll plan the best trip
of our lives!"

- Now plan our funeral.
- Don't blame me.

- Who picked up the wrong bag?
- I made a mistake.

You made the mistake,
so why blame me?

Why are you pushing me?

What's all this?

Police, gangsters, drugs.
What's going on?

They're all after our blood.
We don't need to kill each other.

We could've fixed our mistake
by getting rid of that bag.

Why didn't you throw away
the cash, Dodo?

Why didn't you throw away
the cash, Dodo?

Don't say it was for charity.

'Cos I don't believe it.

In fact, I don't believe anything
that you have said.

You've told us a pack of lies.

We haven't seen your penthouse
or your fancy car.

Didn't even fly to Goa because you
brought us in a train, without reservations.

You're a liar. An imposter.

What are you hiding?

What are you?

- Who are you, Dodo?
- Speak up!

I'm a R&AW special agent.

- What?
- What are you?

Yes.

The country's top spy.

Seven years ago I was sent
on a mission...

Actually, chuck it!

I'm nothing.

Just nothing.

I'm a nobody.

I don't own a penthouse,
a business or a car.

I still live with my father.

I don't even have a proper job.

It was all lies.

Forget touring the world,
I haven't even seen Mahabaleshwar.

You two left me.

Didn't message me for two years.
But I didn't forget you.

I opened a Crazebook account
and found

your lives had changed.

You'd made many new friends.

Even the kids of this damn building
decline my friendship requests.

So I made celebrity fake accounts

and added my name
to their friend list.

Thanks to Photoshop,
I made myself a new world.

So you guys wouldn't be ashamed
that I was a failure.

And you wouldn't be embarrassed
to call me your friend.

- Look, he's crying.
- He's nuts.

Just sit there.

What's with all this talk
of money and success?

You think I own anything?
It belongs to Mummy and Papa.

I know about you.
But Ayush made money.

I made money too. I worked hard
and so did Ayush.

If you work hard,
you can make it too.

But why dump all this
on our friendship?

I wanted to impress you both.

I wanted to be cool, at least
for you guys.

In trying to be a somebody,
I may end up a dead body.

Forgive me, my friend.

Whatever you are,
you're our friend.

- You're very dear to us.
- Yes.

Why cry?

Say sorry to him.

I've said sorry many times.

Just wait.

- Ayush, come here.
- No.

- Put a lid on it.
- I am done with his immature behaviour.

It's all right now. Just come.

Move!

Come here.

Sorry, bro.

Look, he's saying sorry.

It's OK.

Forget OK. Put your hand out.

Dodo's finally speaking the truth
has made my heart and hand feel lighter.

- No, bro.
- It's still looking hideous.

The swelling has gone down.

Come on.

- We're in a mess but it'll pass.
- Sorry, bro.

I'll shine like the stars

Inviting like faraway shores

- Why are you spitting on the wall?
- Sorry, sir.

- Get out. Out!
- Sorry, sir.

Stop spitting here.

What's going on? This is
a police station!

If I see anyone spitting again,

I'll throw them out.

- Sorry, sir.
- Go.

Sir, last night's crime report
has been filed.

Sir, you've been here barely a week
and such a big case has happened!

You think it's good luck or bad?

What is the Kombdi Gang?

It's a gang, sir. A women's gang.

Only women allowed.

And this gang has its own style
of dressing and working.

They are unique.

You might think they were
in the fishery business.

But that's a front.

Their real business
is very different. All shady.

This gang is unique, sir.

And their boss, Kanchan Kombdi,
she's no chicken.

- Have you heard of Mendoza?
- Yes, why?

Kanchan was once married
to Mendoza.

They doted on each other.

They were Goa's Romeo and Juliet.

But a few years later,
Mendoza fell for a white girl.

Cheapskate.

He even married her.

Then they became the new Romeo
and Juliet.

So Mendoza dumped Kanchan,

and she dumped petrol
on his house.

But lucky Mendoza escaped the fire
and bought a new house.

Mendozoo!

Here I come.

I have a surprise for you.

I hope you're ready for me.

Yes!

Know what happened one night?

He found a headless chicken
in his bed.

His white wife freaked out

and booked herself a flight
back to Russia.

Since that day all Goans

call her Kanchan "Kombdi",
thanks to that headless chicken.

Her sole purpose in life
was to ruin Mendoza.

The Kombdi Gang are smugglers,
they're not into drugs.

That's Mendoza's domain.

He doesn't interfere in their business
because they don't let him.

What is it?

Boss.

Hit the accelerator.

- What now, boss?
- Step on it.

- The car's stalled.
- I heard!

Mendoza never imagined

that Kanchan's gang
would grow in size and might.

Boss, they've gone.

You mother...

Mendoza's good luck ended,
and after that...

If you know all this,
why aren't they in jail?

Everyone knows, sir.

We need evidence. It's the law.

Now you're here, sir,
I'm sure you'll do something.

You will, won't you, sir?

You finished your tea.
Allow me.

- Sathe.
- Yes, sir?

If the Kombdi Gang aren't involved
in drugs,

why did they go to the hotel?

Sister, how did this start?

A man called Ganpat called me
two weeks ago.

Ganpat said he had a foolproof plan
to bring Mendoza to his knees.

The way forward was - drugs.

He said he found a buyer outside Goa,
so no one would suspect anything.

In exchange, he wanted protection
and a share of the profits.

"Want to spit? Spit here. "

We went to meet Ganpat.
The drunk.

But who cares!

I saw a chance,
so I hit a sixer.

The business will be mine,

the protection money

and a cut of the pie too.

And vengeance on Mendoza

will be mine alone.

Hello? Yes, Dodo.

Really? Where are you?

You're in that red car?
OK, we're coming.

Ayush, let's go. Dodo is here.
Hurry.

Sit in front.

You didn't recognise me?
It's me - Dodo.

Hop in!

This is good. So we drive
straight to Mumbai.

Where'd you get the car?

I was right to keep the cash.
It's come in handy. Well?

Who knows what will happen,
my love?

"Who knows what happens next?"
I have special news.

The Goa police are looking for
three men with a stash of drugs.

They are about 35 years old
and dangerous.

The police have posted their sketches
all over Goa.

You can see them
on our website.

If you have any information,
please inform the Goa police.

The police are offering a cash reward
for their capture.

But I say it is our duty
as responsible citizens

to help catch such criminals.

They're spoiling Goa's name
by selling dangerous drugs.

So be alert.

What's that? A police checkpoint.

- Ayush, you drive.
- Are you mad?

Dodo, pull over.
They won't see us.

See what terrible sketches
they've made of us.

Ayush looks OK. We look disabled.
Do I have so many dark circles?

Good, it doesn't look like you.
Wanna get caught?

- There's a checkpoint up ahead.
- Reverse.

- Hurry up.
- Reverse! They'll catch us.

Bloody hell! Now we're in bigger shit.

All our lives we couldn't get to Goa,
now we can't get out.

Let's head to the railway station.

We'll jump on the first train we see.
At least we'll be outta here.

The police will be waiting.

Our sketches are everywhere,
we can't leave Goa that easily.

Why scare us?

How can we get out of Goa?

Who's that?

Hi, Dodo. When do we meet?

Or should I say
when will you introduce me?

Tasha, it's a bad scene here.
I can't talk now.

Come on! I need it for a party tonight.
Give me some of your stock.

Dodo can't give it now.

Once we're outta this shit,
I'll bathe you in powder.

Now we're screwed.

Hey, calm down.

If you guys are in trouble,
maybe I can help.

Really?

- She can help.
- Ask her how.

Tasha, we're in trouble with
the police. We gotta leave Goa.

Oh God! Really? OK, don't worry.
Meet me in half an hour.

I know some guys who might help.
You'll need money.

Money's no problem.
We need to get out safely.

OK. Drive towards Ashwem.

- Who's Ashwin?
- It's Ashwem. It's a place.

I'll send you the location.
OK. Bye.

Tasha?

Tasha, thanks.
You are so... I love you, Tasha.

- What did she say?
- I love you too.

I mean about saving us?

It's done. She knows the right folk.
Probably a Dr Danny type.

It's all sorted! You can smile now.

Anyone got a handkerchief?

- She won't like this look.
- Just drive!

I like this Robert Downey look!

Yes, Tasha. We're here.
Is this the place? Sure?

It looks more like a ruin.
OK. This is it.

Yes, there's a wall in front of me.

Ya, I see a hole.

Yes, I'm entering the hole. Yes.

Tasha, Tasha, Tashaaaa!

My Tasha!

Thank you!

You keep saving our lives.

You're like a God to me.

You do so much for us -
I mean for me.

Then I must keep my promise
to you.

No, Dodo. Not now.

- I have it.
- No, not now.

It's from me.
For your party tonight.

Honey, it's the same stuff.
Pure and potent.

We've had it, Dodo.

Yeah! We'd be dead if she hadn't
saved us.

Imagine! The police or the gangsters
could have been torturing us right now.

You ass! It's a set up.
Tasha has laid a trap for us.

You're the ass.
She's on our side.

These guys are security guards.
They'll escort us out of Goa.

Mister, get the car.

Not escort us out of Goa,
but out of our lives.

Get the gun out.

They're gangsters, you fool!

This crappy gun did it again.

See if he's in one piece.

He's still breathing,
he's only out cold.

You cockroach,

pass me my goods.

You moron, not her.

Give me what's in her hand.

Give it to him.

Boss, it's good!

Who cares about "good"?
Is it ours, you scum?

Yes, it's ours.

If the hot sun

beats down on you
for four hours,

you might end up with skin cancer.

No, no, don't say that, please.

We're innocent.
Let us go, brother Mandakini.

Mandakini? You think I look like
the film heroine to you?

Hey, you! This is don Mendoza.

Hey, supporting actor,
who asked you?

Shut up!

Put some ice in my drink.

- Slow motion! Move your ass.
- Say something!

Not that fast! Easy.

The ice.

Don Mangola.

Sorry, sir.

I promise you, we didn't know the goods
belonged to you.

We didn't know the cocaine was
in that room. Inside the bed.

Inside the bed?

Our only fault was picking up the
wrong bag and going to that hotel room.

Whose room? What bag?

The room was Ganpat's. We got
his platform and jumped into his bag.

By mistake we picked up a bag belonging
to a man called Ganpat and came here.

- We had no idea Ganpat...
- Where's this Ganpat now?

No clue, sir.
We ran away from the hotel.

When we went back,
the bed was empty.

Someone must've come into our room
after we left

and fled with the cocaine.

What about Kanchan Kombdi?

She must've taken the drugs.
The witch.

One minute.

- What witch?
- That witch. Kanchan Kombdi!

She said that was her name.
She was looking for Ganpat.

- Kanchan?
- Kombdi!

Kanchan, my sweet love.

I'll kill the witch.
This is too much.

I'm still alive. I got saved.

Your boss of death
is sitting over there.

Let me go. I've done my job.

- I have nothing to do with them.
- Shut up.

- I don't know them.
- Just shut up.

The job isn't done yet.

Now listen carefully.

You lost my goods,
so you bring them back.

How can we three go?
We're simple guys.

Not all three. Only two of you.

This heroine and one of you will
stay here with me.

So the other two don't get too smart.

Decide which two of you are going.

Well?

Why are you looking at me, sir?

I'm useless. I'm feeling sick.

My head was hit badly.
It still hurts.

You're very strong. You survived
a cocaine overdose.

Something bit you and you survived.

Then the chandelier fell on you,
and you survived.

He's a very lucky guy.

Send these two. My planets
aren't aligned right now.

I'm happy to go.

But Kanchan knows what I look like.
She thinks I'm Ganpat.

I'll create more confusion.

Correct. It's decided.

You two clowns will go
and bring back my goods.

If you're not back within 12 hours,
I'll shoot these two.

Actually, it's better I go.

I'll pretend I'm Ganpat
and bargain with the gang.

Your first line of argument was better.
Me and Pinkya should go.

Am I the common factor? We'll go.

Hello, hello! Why am I stuck here?

Stop this council meeting.
My decision is final.

Francis, take this hero upstairs
and tie him up.

My men will leave you near
the Kombdi Gang warehouse.

- Serve the food.
- Don Mandolin.

The Kombdi Gang is made up
of women.

So how will we blend in?

Now listen. Put your shades back on.

Walk 200 metres.

Turn left. There you'll find
the Kombdi Gang warehouse.

Watch your backs. Sisters!

That's all we needed.
I'm telling you, we'll get caught.

Pinkya, shut up! Don't you have a pill
for positive thinking?

Walk like a woman and push
those oranges up.

They keep slipping down.

You have a PhD in lying.
I don't.

Try acting and keep your mouth shut.

If we need to talk,
leave it to me.

If they find a Gujarati dish on a
Konkani menu, it's game over.

Shit! I won't say a word.
You do the talking.

OK. There's the warehouse.
All the best and shut up.

- You OK?
- All good.

I am Mumbai.

Aunty, how are you?
Can I go in?

Open the door.

Move it. Stop bowing to me.

- Who are they?
- Maybe new members.

Oops. I didn't see you.

Are you crazy? What are you doing?

Why is this place full of fish?

They're the "chicken" gang.
They should have chickens here.

I'm pure veg. I'm seriously allergic
to seafood.

Listen to me.

Pinkya! Be a strong woman!

How are you, aunty?

Come here.

- My name is Pinki Kombdi.
- Did I ask your name?

Nice name.

What?

- You new here?
- Yes.

Come up.

Coming.

Take this.

Hold it.

I'm going for a smoke.

Sit here and start chopping.
Do it properly.

Sit down. Start working.

Sit. Start chopping.

- Watch out!
- Sorry.

Are you done?

Meaning? Take off your saree
and help me.

- Me?
- Yes, you.

Yes, my love. I already ate.

I was at the boss's old farmhouse.

Not funny, not funny

You'll keep messing up

And I'll keep saying sorry

You know it's so cute -
our crazy love story

I'll persuade your Mummy
and Daddy

I'll butter them up
night and day

In my heart I'll keep you
hidden away

Just like black money

Black money

Everyone's jealous, honey

Since you gave me your heart

Baby, it's not funny

Not funny, not funny

Not funny, not funny

Not funny, not funny

I'm not...

I'm not able to open the knot.

Oh, OK. Come on.

Tasha.

Ayush.

- Tasha.
- Yes?

Give me your phone.
My phone's dead.

Call Dodo. We must let them know
we've escaped.

- Unreachable.
- Send an SMS.

Hurry.

Hello.

You haven't done a damn thing.

Why are you shivering?
What's going on? Tell me.

Talk. Use your mouth.

- What is it?
- Periods!

Why come to work then? You should've
stayed at home, no?

Get up!

You wanted to work?
You should've stayed at home.

She even has flowers
in her hair.

Where to? Go home and rest.

Thank you.

- Sorry.
- You dare puke on me!

- Why did you hit her?
- She puked on me, not you.

What's all this?

- The police! The police are here.
- Where?

The police have raided our place.

Quiet!

Sorry, sorry.

I didn't mean it. My mistake.

My name is Pinky Kombdi.

F... off!

Your work is done here.
Go and distract the cops.

She and I will manage here.

- I'm done.
- Me too.

He's a man dressed up as a woman.

Hit the rascal!

Sister, I'm a Maharashtrian too.
Let me go.

Go!

A man?

My finger!

My finger!

What happened?

The cocaine could be hidden anywhere.
We want it all. OK?

Copy.

Come here.

Hurry, everyone. They're here.
Quick!

Close the door.

Take her gun. Hurry!

Take care. I'll go.

Come on, go.

Stop, sister!

You people hurt too?

Does anyone know how to shoot?

Pinkya!

Dodo!

Pinkya!

- Is this a gang war?
- My finger.

How did it happen? Oh, Pinkya!

What the hell are you doing?

I'll order a finger online.
You can buy everything online.

I don't know how to use it.

- Anyone know how to use this gun?
- I do.

Where's the button?

Breach. Breach.

Break the bloody door down!

Get up. Don't be scared.
I'm here.

Cover your face.
Take the bag. Let's go.

Watch your step. I'll handle everything.

Just don't overdo it.

Move!

Break it!

Stop. Blow it up!

Let go.

A bomb!

OK, boys. On three, one...

- Dr Danny?
- Give me the bag.

- No!
- Give the bag to me.

Let go!

Give me the bag.

Pinkya, run!

- Danny, let's get out.
- I need that bag.

We'll get it later.

Come on, Pinkya, hurry.

- They're all in it together. Run!
- Don't shout.

- I'm coming.
- No car!

Pinkya, where's the car?
Where did Mendoza's guys go?

Don, there was a massacre there.

Bullets were flying everywhere.

- The Kombdi Gang killed those two guys.
- Yes, boss.

Killed them?

Hey! Fatso, come on out!

They're gone.
Pinkya, they've run away.

The sound of bullets must've
got them shitting in their pants.

Have you lost it?
How do we get back?

A grenade exploded.
Bullets were flying.

Now what do we do?

- Pinkya?
- Yes?

My phone is vibrating in
my petticoat. Get it out!

Hello?

Hello.

Mendoza.

- Are you OK?
- First-class. And you?

- Got my goods?
- Yes.

- Where are you?
- Running away.

Good.

- Running away?
- Yes, escaping.

- Meaning what?
- Disappearing.

You turd! Don't explain the word.
I know what it means.

Bring me my stuff.

Or your friends will die.

Do whatever you feel like.
Don't call back.

Listen.

Where are the hero and heroine?

Where was everyone?

Sorry, boss. We had a quick siesta
after lunch.

Siesta? All of you?

Am I running a gang
or a government office?

Are you OK?

I'm good. I'm sending them the
location, so they can get here.

Don't worry. Everything will be
all right.

But are you OK?

I'm OK.

Are you OK?

I am now.

You know for a second back there,

I thought you were going
to abandon me.

I got you guys into trouble.
You didn't have to save me.

But you did.

Thank you for that.

Tasha, please.
In this kind of situation

anyone would have done
the same.

Even so, I must say thank you.

- T! Are you OK?
- What the... ?

Are you all right?

What happened?

It's nothing. I just walked
into something.

Where are your friends?

They're OK. One second.

How did you know they weren't here?

Danny, why did you call me?

How'd you know we were in danger?

Come on, T!

It was the stress in your voice.

you're in some kind of trouble.

Doctor, thank you for everything
that you've done for us.

When we arrived,
you weren't here,

now you're injured.

This doesn't look like you've
just walked into something.

Danny, what's going on?

Sit down.

Mendoza. Kombdi. Cocaine.

I know everything.

I also know you guys
are just victims.

This is the first time in 7 years,

just to save your friends,
I risked a mission.

You are... ?

You don't need to know.

Right now - only I can get you
out of trouble.

But first I need the cocaine
and the evidence.

Danny, what are you saying?
You... ?

It's better you know
nothing about me.

Your lives are in danger.

Only I can save you.

But you must give me the cocaine.

Thank me later!

Why the f... ! Why the hell did you
do that?

He knows about the cocaine.

He came to the Kombdi warehouse
to kill us.

A bullet hit him.

- He came to save you, not kill you.
- You're nuts!

He was shooting and shouting:
"Give me the bag"!

Time to get the hell out!
Move it.

Step back.

No need to thank me.

Take the car keys
from his pocket.

I'll find some clothes.
We can't go looking like this.

Guys, I think Dr Danny
is an undercover agent.

I agree.

Undercover agent? He's probably
a real estate agent.

Dodo, he knew all about us.
He knew we were innocent.

- He was trying to help us.
- Did you check his ID?

And you believed him?

Remember I said I was a R&AW agent?
You guys didn't believe me. Correct?

Dr Danny was giving me full gangster
vibes at the warehouse.

He kept screaming: "I want the bag!"

He didn't shout:
"Save these poor guys".

- Did he say that?
- You didn't let him finish speaking.

You just knocked him out cold
and broke poor Ayush's nose.

My God! Baby, you're still bleeding.

- Tasha...
- No, no, no.

- Don't worry.
- I'm all right.

See!

You don't have to tear
your clothes for me.

- Does it hurt?
- You don't have to tear your clothes...

Does it still hurt?

Whatever!

All I want is for us
to get out of danger.

So that you, Ayush,

you can personally tell your
girlfriend Nisha that you love her.

That's all I want for you,
my friend.

Nisha?

Who's Nisha?

It's a long story...

In fact, it's not.
It's a very short story. It's a two-liner.

Nisha is his soulmate,
his true love. End of story.

Pinku, how's Mariam?

Shit! I forgot. Give me my phone.

It's right here.

Will someone tell me
what's going on?

- Hello, baby. Welcome to...
- Baby is a beautiful chick.

- Who is this?
- Ganpat. You must know my name.

You have something precious
of mine.

I have something precious
of yours.

I'll reach Goa tomorrow with your stuff.

I'll send you an address.
We can exchange bags there.

When I touch down in Goa,
you had better show up.

Or I'll be touching your baby.
Get it?

Incredible! That bum Pinkya never told me
about his girlfriend.

- But you knew all about her.
- He only told me yesterday.

And how is that important right now?

I still think Dr Danny was telling us
the truth.

He really wants to help us.

OK! Let's say we believe
Dr Danny for a minute.

By the time he explains everything
and the police forgive us,

what about Mariam?

You think Ganpat will wait?

The Kombdi Gang must be looking
everywhere for us.

That scum Mendola is up our ass.

They're all after our blood.

All that's left is getting death
in a lucky draw.

Move!

People come to Goa to party,
we've come to die. So enjoy!

Sorry.

You got mixed up in all this
because of me.

But you can go now.

And don't fall for this Ayush.

He deeply loves Nisha. Madly.

She's more beautiful than you.

In fact you're nothing
next to her.

Doesn't touch drugs, a homely type.

He's in the US, you're here.
Long distance. Never works.

Think what's best for you.

You're free to go. Go.

Guys,

I have a plan.

It's a little risky
but it's all we have.

In here.

Yes, ya.

Good morning!

I came to wish you a happy journey.
But why bother lying?

Who told you to sit?

Get up and tell our guys
I've got the goods.

OK, boss.

This wasn't a bad idea
of saving your skins.

Give me my goods and you can
go back to Mumbai.

Very nice!

How did you clowns get mixed up
in this?

Sir, actually, right from our school days
we had this dream...

To hell with your dreams!

I'm not really interested, I just asked.

I'm only interested in my goods.

- Clear it with the others first?
- What others?

Me!

- Kanchan!
- Kombdi.

Sister.

I'll handle them. Tell the others.

Hey, you! Slide over.

What the hell's all this?
Who are you?

Why is this scum here?

Kanchan. Mind your tongue!

- Or else?
- Or else...

- Or else?
- Or else...

- Or else...
- ... the train will leave.

I'm not lying. The train will leave.

We're really not involved.
We don't want your drugs.

But your threats have stressed us out,

- and injured us.
- I'm not involved in all this.

You have the drugs now.

- So you decide who keeps them.
- That's best.

Ganpat, you lowlife,
what's this new trick?

I'm not Ganpat, ma'am. I just happened
to be in his hotel room.

- Meaning?
- Meaning...

Sister, it's a long story,
and the train will leave.

You'll get caught without a ticket
when the TC arrives.

Hey, you moron!
Do you know who I am?

Are you threatening me
with a ticket collector?

I was trying to explain...

- Listen...
- Let go!

OK.

Don't get fooled by them.
They're a bunch of losers.

Who is this Ganpat?

Must be one of them.

- I only spoke to him by phone.
- None of them are Ganpat.

Anyway, who cares!
I just want my stuff.

Hey!

The stuff is mine and I'm taking it.

Yours? You stole it from me.

Didn't steal it, I found it.

Remember, finders keepers.

- By that logic, it should belong to us.
- Shut up!

OK, Kanchan.

Let's put our differences behind us.

Let me have this consignment,
or I'll be in bad shit.

No way!

- Why don't you two split it?
- And me?

And my hard work?

In the last 70 hours, I've travelled
from Mumbai to Goa and back again.

What do I get? F... all?

Who is he?

Who am I? I'll show you.

Get it now?

- Mariam! Let her go.
- Shut up! Sit.

Who's this clown now?

- Hold her.
- Easy.

I'll fix you, you mother...

Who are you pointing a gun at?
Lowlife!

Talk politely. You think
he's a nobody?

Don't try and make a moment of this.

Sister.

- I respect you deeply.
- Why? Who are you?

Ganpat!

I am Ganpat.

I was calling you.

I stole the drugs.

I went to Mumbai and made a deal
with the dealers.

These idiots took my bag.

Sister, I want to get
into business with you.

- The drugs belong to us.
- To you?

Your drugs? I'll show you.

Francis! Mangya!
Where the hell are you?

Come here now.

Swati! Gayatri! Come here.

- Aren't you calling anyone?
- No, I'm a one-man show.

What's all this grunting?

You keep saying:
"My goods, my goods. "

Has anyone checked the bag?

- What is this?
- You want to know what this is?

Who made you a Don?
Who?

Your goons haven't shown up,
isn't that suspicious?

You've been shouting, threatening,
drew your guns, but no one has reacted.

Does it make sense?

Whose gang is this?

- Give me your gun.
- Your gun.

Sit.

Sir, hello.

You're lucky they're fools
like me.

If they were smart, they'd have
guessed from your boots

that you were cops.

- The police?
- Yes, the police.

A recorder in that bag has been
taping your confessions.

The recordings corroborate
their statements.

Sister, corroborate? Means?

Hush!

Dr Danny, I know you want us
to hand over all the cocaine,

but we need to trust you.

Are you really a cop?

We need the police.

Sir!

Now what?

Step 2.

- What's that?
- SMS.

Jai Maharashtra!

You can collect your goods,
but in a public place.

We're not risking our lives
again.

Once you've got your goods,
no guarantee you'll spare us.

We've learnt from the movies
never to take such risks.

So we're taking the 10:30
Madgaon Express back to Mumbai.

Collect your goods 5 minutes before,
from compartment S3.

Then we'll head home.

Sorry for the trouble,
but you gave us plenty trouble.

Thank you. Warm regards.

Stop crying!

Pinkya, I'll miss you.

And you too, Mariam.

I'm really sorry for the mess up.

But whatever happened,
happened for the best.

I arrived a kid,
I'm going back a man.

He's so right.

I'll miss you guys!

Love you.

- See you soon.
- Bye guys.

Take care!

Pinkya, if I find your pinky,
I'll courier it.

I've spoken to the Goa police. Bye.

Seriously, we forget
how precious life is.

Anything can happen at any time.

What's with you?

You've gone from a light-hearted movie
to a philosophical drama!

True!

I've learnt a lot from you.

From me?

That one should not overthink,
just live.

Ya.

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm going back to New York

and I'm going to announce
my love to Nisha.

I'll take her out on a date.

Full filmy style and say: "I love you".
What say?

What?

Ayush, I love you, my friend.

You must forget about Nisha.

Because Nisha doesn't exist.

I am Nisha.

Let me explain.

Initially, I had great fun chatting online,
pretending to be Nisha.

Then you got so serious,
and I got carried away.

But I never encouraged any sex talks.

I swear I wanted to tell you everything
in Goa.

I got jealous when Tasha liked you.
So I talked about Nisha.

Ayush...

I'm coming.

Ayush.

Bro, say something.
Don't go like this.

I'm really sorry.

You're a very nice guy,
you'll find someone better.

You made me feel so special -
as a man and as a woman.

Stop. Are you a passenger?

Life is all about chasing dreams

In life's race we're far behind.
Still in the same rut

Dodo.

Sorry, bro.

Go to hell!

Inviting like faraway shores

Friends make friendship

Our hearts beat as one

Back home everyone will be pleased...

Found a job?

Found a job?

A job? I hit the jackpot!
The Jai Bhawani lottery.

Mamma.

My baby is here!
I made handvo for you.

- Nice. Who is she?
- Daughter-in-law.

- Whose?
- Yours.

- Mine?
- Mariam.

A Muslim?

"My love, my mother!"
No ifs, no buts.

Now it's just me,
Mariam and my Ma.

Hello.

Ayush, save the date. Next month
I'm marrying Mariam.

What? How?

I'll tell you later. I wanted you to be
the first to know. Save the date.

But what's the date?

- Dodo?
- Rich Dodo, baby. Let's go to Vegas!

- Ya!
- Hell, no!

I've been wandering around Cochin,
thinking it's Pondicherry.

I can't live like this.

No, no. I just arrived in Bangalore.
I'm going straight home.

Hello...

Whose phone is this?