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- How much, my good man?
- One block. 25 cents.
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25 cents! It's robbery, but I'll pay it.
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But you get no gratuity.
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It's enough that you've had the honor
of having a celebrity like me in your hack.
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Daffy Duck, star of this show. See?
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What? That rabbit's name over mine?
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I'm the star. I'll just see about this.
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But, Daffy,
we bill according to drawing power.
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Oh, yeah? That rabbit couldn't draw flies
if he was covered with syrup.
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Okay, this performance
will prove I'm the star.
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There can only be one explanation
for a white tile in a dressing room.
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And that's it.
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Try not to trip me up
with those big feet, please.
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- I'll try Daffy.
- We're on!
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Boy, listen to that! They love me!
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I'm sick of people taking bows
for my talent.
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Now do your own dance. I challenge you.
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Dance, if you're not a coward.
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If they like that mess,
they're starving for some real hoofing.
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I'll kill them.
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Music, maestro, please.
E flat, from the top.
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Ingrates.
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After which,
I place a volunteer in this box...
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- and proceed to saw him in half.
- What?
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Don't tell me you've got the gall
to pull that old sawing-in-half routine?
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- Yes, if I get a volunteer.
- Volunteer?
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I'll be your volunteer.
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This whole thing is a fake.
The way it's done is very simple.
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Fake feet out one end,
and I'm all scrunched up in this end.
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The oldest trick in the book.
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His turban is a fake, too.
Just a hotel towel.
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Don't applaud him!
Look, I'm not cut in half.
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Stop applauding! It's a fake!
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It's a good thing I got Blue Cross.
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And following my song,
I'll play the xylophone.
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X ylophone?
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I can get rid of the rabbit,
and it'll look like an accident.
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When he strikes this note...
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instead of a xylophone,
he'll be playing a harp.
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Now with your kind indulgence...
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I'll play Those Endearing Young Charms.
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That's wrong, you dumb bunny.
Try it again.
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No, you stupid rabbit! Like this!
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I hate you.
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Now you've forced me to use the act
I've held back for a special occasion.
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Just try and top this one.
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I now present an act that no other
performer has ever dared to execute.
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In fairness, I must warn
those with weak constitutions...
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to leave the theater
for this performance. Lights.
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Thank you.
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Some appropriate music, maestro.
Thank you.
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First, I drink a generous portion
of gasoline.
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Then some nitroglycerine.
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A goodly amount of gunpowder.
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Some uranium 238.
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Shake well.
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Strike an ordinary match.
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Girls, you'd better hold on
to your boyfriends.
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Swallow the match, so.
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That's terrific, Daffy!
They loved it. They want more.
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I know, but I can only do it once.
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