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now gently,gently,ever so gently
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we probe the bones and fleshy tissue
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searching for the object
pressing the patients nerve
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hes been at it for over two hours
what a great doctor
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and so cute
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aha!and there it is
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doctor Jekyll,you"re so bitchin
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control yourself nurse
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sor-ry!
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and now we must quickly
remove the object
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restoring the patients motor functions
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impressive!
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very imressive Dr. Carrew
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I'm glad you approve,sir!
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Dr Jekyll is the finest surgeon we ever had at our
lady of pain and suffering
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Its only fitting that he preform the worlds
first total transplant
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on you, the worlds richest man,Hubert Howes
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Have I told you how proud we are to be preforming
the operation here at our lady?
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several times
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you're a... kiss ass aren't you
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yes sir!
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I like that
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Dr Jekyll:Now by stimulating different
isolated areas of the cortex
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we can demonstrate that all normal
function have been restored
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arm movement
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even finger movement
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now we must close the scalp
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needle and thread
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thimble
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he has the steadiest hands
I ever seen
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now, are there any question?
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does a good physician validate parking?
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thats a matter of individual conscience
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sir,what new surgical breakthroughs
are you planning?
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Actually none....I am giving up surgery
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I'm sorry class this is the last
operation i will ever preform
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Barbera Plow, I'm a resident specializing
in nuclear medicine
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and I can really get behind everything
you're saying and everything..
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but,it really just blows my mind you know
to think you'll never be operating again
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because you're so mellow and everything
you know
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and like,it really like freaks me out
to the max
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to think that you're quitting on me
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and like couldn't you do one more
operation for us..please
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please,please,please
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no...no,no,no,no
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from now on,I intend to devote every
waking hour to research
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research,that i hope will one day unlock
mans brain and release
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survival instincts
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enabling to make himself well
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research that will one day eliminate the
costly,painful,almost inhumane procedure
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we now call.. surgery
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patient:owww!
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Dr. Jekyll,what do you intend to
replace suergery with?
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Drugs
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(interns cheering)
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Don't worry sir,he'll be leaning
over you friday with a knife
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rest assured
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if this operation,doesn't come on...
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I'll buy this whole block...
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I'll blow up this building....
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with you tied in you're office...
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and I'll dig the corpse out of the rubble
and throw it in an open pit
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in front of your whole family
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Jekyll
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Jekyll
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Jekyll
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What the hell was that nonsense you
were spouting in there
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I wasn't spouting nonsense...
I was spouting the truth
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Truth?truth won't buy a used turd
my boy
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I don't feel like getting into a physological
discussion,i got work to do.
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let me go
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No
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I'm asking you man to man
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let go of my smock
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sure I'll let you go so you can preform
the most important operation of your life
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on Hubert howes
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Hubert Howes?
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Ahhh Haaa Haaa!
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I thought that would interest you
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He has chosen our lady and you to do
the worlds first total transplant
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total transplant?
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thats right heart,liver,lungs,reproductive organs
and anything else we can dig up
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soon as we gather them up
we're gonna stick'em in him
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and you're doing the job
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I'm sorry,ther was a time when the
challenge would have appealed to me
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but right now my research....
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Screw your research!
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you signed on here as a surgean and
by god thats what you're gonna be
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later
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look at all that machinery
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those gizmos cost money
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big money
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we got to keep those machines working
to pay for them
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they help people
back from the brink of death
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and the only way to put'em on
the birnk of death is surgery
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you have a strange attitude for a hero
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you have a strange attitude for
a man engaged to my daughter!
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i own this place,i gotta keep an oven
to pay the rent
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I make money,my daughter benefits
you benefit.... its simple
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ugly perhaps,but simple
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I'm late
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you're doing that operation!
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No I'm not!
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You can tell Hubert Howes to
stick it up his ass
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He doesn't have an ass!
thats another thing we're transplanting!
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I'm late for my rounds in the
charity ward
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Jekyll,I swear I'll stop the marriage
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I don't believe you would use your daughter
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as a pawn in this sleazy affair
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you don't?
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maybe he would
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how are you feeling today?
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terrible doctor
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since last night my back has
been a miserable pain
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I smell death!
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lets have a look,shall we?
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you'll feel a brief pain
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feel better?
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oh yes!
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its a miracle!
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the pain is gone...
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...and so is the smell of death!
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you get some rest now
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how are we today?
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Owww!
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Hi, Daniel
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Hello sick people!
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Good afternoon Ms. Carrew
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Good afternoon,Carla
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Mary,what are you doing here?
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well....
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I was suppose to have lunch today
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with a certain young, successful,handsome
brilliant surgean,but i guess he forgot
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You're seeing another man?
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I'm talking about you silly!
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Oh,I'm sorry about lunch dear..
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..its just that I have alot on my mind
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My research,the charity work
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the daughter I adopted from
the developing nation...
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read that,i have to answer the letter she wrote
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dear American fraud
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the day will come when you and the
other dogs of imperialism
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will be disembowed by the subjegated masses
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on your bones will be left to rot
under the sun of revolution...
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P.S. thank you for the combs!
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How sweet!
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Her vocabulary is really improving
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Shes a lovely girl...
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(patient mumbling)
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What did you say?
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Fucking blue cross!
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Look at this poor, suffering soul
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If only I could make his
survival instincts stronger
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Thats the key!
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Daniel,could you walk me back to my
car before you go back to work?
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Of course
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Daniel,you got to stop working so hard!
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Guess i'm not much of a fiance' am i dear
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Its you i'm worried about
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I'm sorry dear..I'll try to
be more fun
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Its just hard right now
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My experiments aren't going great...
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you're fathers on me about operating
on some senile old billionaire
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My hairs thinning out in the back
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Daddy told me you're giving up surgery
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Yes
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I know what you're thinking Daniel...
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You're thinking that if you still don't make
alot of money,I won't marry you
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I wasn't thinking that
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I was
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Uh,Mary!
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Sometimes I question your values
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Oh,don't
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anyway we're gonna be fine darling,because...
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I took the notes for your experiment
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and i submitted them to the
prize committee
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Really?!
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Mary!
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I know you're gonna win
the prize..500,000 dollars
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you know my research is a private thing
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you violated my sacred trust for a few dollars
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honey,we've gotta eat
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Hi kids,all for a nueter?
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whats a nueter?
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never mind,Daniel
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Hi Newt you devil
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thats me!
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now Daniel,don't work to hard
you need to rest
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I'll rest on our honeymoon
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not if i can help it
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Bye gorgeous
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bye,bye!
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What a beauty, huh?
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yeah,but its a gas guzzler
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I'm talking about Mary
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thank god they're not all like her
I'd be out of plastic surgery business
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Oh,by the way
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what do you think of my nose?
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I took a little off the top this
morning, just a trim
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I ah, did it myself
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you didn't notice did you?
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Hey Jek...
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Hey Jekyll
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Wait up!
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You're looking awful tired
these days old buddy
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come to my office I'll do a
quick eye job on you.
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people are starting to talk about you
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Intercom:would a proctologist report
to the emergency room
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There is an asshole waiting
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I know my theory is correct
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man over the centuries...
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man over the centuries has tried to
control nature with his intellect
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And it is this question which is at
the root of human suffering and illness
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If only the animal in man can be released...
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and studied....
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if mans primal survival instincts
could be tapped
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for the good of the organism
as a whole...
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So far dear diary my results
have been discouraging
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after administering formulas one
through six in test rats..
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no perceivable results are
noticed
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little guy remains listless and depressed
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modified formula 137 administered
must also be deemed a failure
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I shall have to begin again
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(knock at door)
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Just a minute
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(knocking again)
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Yes?
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I'm sorry to bother you Doctor
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thats all right
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Now who is it?
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Doctor,theres a young lady in
emergency...
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I can't find Dr.Lucas..
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Alright
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Alright, whats the problem?
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She seems to have a foriegn object
lodged in her....
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v-a-g-i-n-a
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Uh,lets go
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C'mon,lets get this shit over with
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Wheres the foriegn object?
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this is going to be difficult...
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we'll need a speculum,syringe..
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ten cc's of librium and a
bucket of ice cold water
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Goddamn,son of a bitch!
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Syonora
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Now..
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what are you looking at?
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Nothing..absolutely nothing
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Oh,shit
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What
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on top of everything else,I got a
hole in my only classy pair of panty hose
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Oh god!
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I'm sorry about you're panty hose...
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Umm.., here!
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...I've got some money
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Ten dollars is all I've got..
...Take it
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Oh sure,you give me ten bucks
and i'm suppose to give you head,right?
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Head?whats head?
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Oh!No!No head!
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My head is fine...I don't need head
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Really?
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No sex?
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No..sex...
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Sex is the furthest thing from my
mind right now
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So.. if you'll excuse me
I've gotta get back to my cock
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My lab..I gotta get back to my lab
266
00:18:03,345 --> 00:18:04,155
Wait!
267
00:18:04,725 --> 00:18:06,335
Whats your name,nice doctor
268
00:18:07,688 --> 00:18:09,068
Jack-kyll
269
00:18:11,650 --> 00:18:13,100
chockter Jangle
270
00:18:15,272 --> 00:18:17,392
chocktor janieil jeckyll
271
00:18:20,465 --> 00:18:23,145
Doctor ..Daniel...Jekyll
272
00:18:23,677 --> 00:18:25,457
Oh,I'm Ivy
273
00:18:25,748 --> 00:18:27,178
You're kinda sweet
274
00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:29,439
Ummm,I work at a club in Chinatown
275
00:18:29,450 --> 00:18:30,780
Madam Woowoo's
276
00:18:31,932 --> 00:18:33,582
Why don't you visit me sometime
277
00:18:35,704 --> 00:18:36,944
Save the whales!
278
00:18:48,672 --> 00:18:49,692
Dr. Jekyll?
279
00:18:50,112 --> 00:18:51,292
Dr. Jekyll!
280
00:18:52,704 --> 00:18:54,824
This mans hands were severed in an accident
281
00:18:55,015 --> 00:18:57,345
You're so lucky,you're getting one
of our finest surgeons
282
00:18:57,347 --> 00:18:58,437
How do you do?
283
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:01,418
Ohhh...I see
284
00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:02,890
Thanks....
285
00:19:03,531 --> 00:19:05,351
...I'll get my wife to sew it on
286
00:19:26,364 --> 00:19:28,034
Midnight?
287
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:30,386
I must work
288
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:34,507
Experimental formula 142...
289
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,790
...No good
290
00:21:33,371 --> 00:21:38,451
Experimental formula 143,botched completely
291
00:21:45,077 --> 00:21:47,507
I'm too tired to continue tonight
292
00:21:50,411 --> 00:21:55,051
Possibility of error due to exhaustion
is uh....
293
00:21:55,674 --> 00:21:56,534
Tommorrow..
294
00:22:00,206 --> 00:22:04,766
I'll start again.... tommorrow
295
00:23:05,155 --> 00:23:06,135
Uh oh
296
00:26:00,490 --> 00:26:02,820
Babe!
297
00:26:39,884 --> 00:26:43,624
Lets...get..down!
298
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:06,699
Take it!...Take it buddy!
299
00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:08,800
Oh,thank you you very much
300
00:27:36,969 --> 00:27:38,329
Beat it,dickhead!
301
00:28:03,805 --> 00:28:05,645
Hey,how am i suppose to get out
302
00:28:05,645 --> 00:28:07,715
Right this way asshole
303
00:28:36,434 --> 00:28:38,344
Hi! Hi! Hi!
304
00:28:38,886 --> 00:28:40,456
Hiiiii...
305
00:28:45,830 --> 00:28:47,400
Is this seat taken?
306
00:28:47,961 --> 00:28:49,231
Yeah
307
00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:57,113
Excuse me,I said, is this seat taken?
308
00:29:00,308 --> 00:29:01,228
No
309
00:29:07,893 --> 00:29:09,553
Oh...that burns
310
00:29:14,387 --> 00:29:14,967
Hi!
311
00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:17,608
I said hi!
312
00:29:17,719 --> 00:29:20,039
give me some chicken sushi
313
00:29:20,220 --> 00:29:21,770
Chicken sushi?
314
00:29:21,771 --> 00:29:24,191
Aye packaroo!
315
00:29:24,193 --> 00:29:35,523
Now for your listening endurment...
316
00:29:35,529 --> 00:29:41,769
Madam Woowoo's is ashamed to present
Ivy and the shitty rainbows
317
00:31:16,190 --> 00:31:17,950
Oye vey
318
00:31:20,582 --> 00:31:22,082
You guys are all alike
319
00:31:22,083 --> 00:31:25,533
Just because i work in a bar
you think i'm an easy lay
320
00:31:25,535 --> 00:31:27,915
It pisses me off...it really does
321
00:31:30,838 --> 00:31:32,458
Come on, you hoser
322
00:31:35,671 --> 00:31:38,171
You're probably thinking the only
thing i think about is bed
323
00:31:41,435 --> 00:31:44,885
Ok, how do you want it?front to front
back to back,side to side....
324
00:31:44,887 --> 00:31:47,617
Sitting,kneeling,squating,laying,licking..
325
00:31:47,619 --> 00:31:48,829
I want it all ways!
326
00:31:50,620 --> 00:31:51,410
You're the Doctor
327
00:31:51,411 --> 00:31:53,061
What,what do you mean
I'm the doctor?
328
00:31:53,152 --> 00:31:54,682
You get whatever you want
329
00:31:54,683 --> 00:31:55,883
Oh,of course
330
00:31:55,883 --> 00:31:58,913
Sorry I've been under terrible,
terrible stress at work
331
00:31:59,276 --> 00:32:00,566
Oh,what do you do?
332
00:32:05,809 --> 00:32:07,259
I'm a chrysler dealer
333
00:32:07,261 --> 00:32:09,471
Oh ...that nice
334
00:32:13,274 --> 00:32:15,194
You get out from under there little teddy
335
00:32:15,195 --> 00:32:18,635
Ivey has work to do,say good night
....say good night
336
00:32:35,527 --> 00:32:39,427
You're beauty is classy...
...I know class
337
00:32:42,972 --> 00:32:44,752
You,cute too...
whats your name?
338
00:32:45,623 --> 00:32:47,953
Oh come on,you don't have
anything to hide from me
339
00:32:47,955 --> 00:32:49,055
Hide, huh
340
00:32:50,096 --> 00:32:51,466
Nothing to hide
341
00:32:52,278 --> 00:32:53,648
Whats so funny?!
342
00:32:53,649 --> 00:32:54,499
Nothing
343
00:32:54,499 --> 00:32:55,869
Thats my name...
344
00:32:55,869 --> 00:32:58,899
Hyde..,Mr. Hyde
345
00:32:59,242 --> 00:33:00,712
Don't you have a first name?
346
00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:03,342
No!..my parents lacked imagination
347
00:33:06,616 --> 00:33:07,576
I'm Ivy Venus
348
00:33:09,948 --> 00:33:11,858
Pleased to meet ya!
349
00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:18,052
You shake hands weird
350
00:33:18,393 --> 00:33:19,963
You in a fraternity?
351
00:33:49,802 --> 00:33:53,922
Ohhh...no more wire hangers ever
352
00:34:54,831 --> 00:34:56,181
I'm ruined!
353
00:35:02,746 --> 00:35:09,386
How far into the muck of my
beast have I distanted
354
00:35:25,259 --> 00:35:26,309
That far?
355
00:35:29,242 --> 00:35:30,682
Mary
356
00:35:33,134 --> 00:35:34,254
Mary
357
00:35:34,815 --> 00:35:37,525
I'll never do it again,Mary!
358
00:35:46,132 --> 00:35:47,442
No peasents
359
00:35:47,443 --> 00:35:48,493
Yes ma'am
360
00:35:52,936 --> 00:35:54,436
Out!...out!
361
00:35:55,437 --> 00:35:57,027
You can't go in there!
362
00:35:57,629 --> 00:36:01,279
Now posting for your pleasure
our final entrent...
363
00:36:01,281 --> 00:36:03,631
....Ms. Mary Carrew
364
00:36:03,733 --> 00:36:07,383
Ms.Carrew is atop a beautiful
plain gelding called..
365
00:36:07,385 --> 00:36:10,255
A gift from daddy
366
00:36:11,687 --> 00:36:13,437
On court please
367
00:36:13,438 --> 00:36:13,938
Mary!
368
00:36:13,939 --> 00:36:15,089
Daniel
369
00:36:15,089 --> 00:36:16,089
Mary i have to talk to you
370
00:36:16,089 --> 00:36:17,629
What is it dear?
371
00:36:17,631 --> 00:36:19,571
Mary I've been such a fool!
372
00:36:22,864 --> 00:36:25,594
Can you forgive me for
the way I neglected you?
373
00:36:25,605 --> 00:36:26,905
I forgive you darling
374
00:36:26,916 --> 00:36:28,596
I've been such a fool!
375
00:36:31,279 --> 00:36:31,969
Mary!
376
00:36:32,410 --> 00:36:34,190
I love you so much it hurts!
377
00:36:34,191 --> 00:36:36,121
I love you too!
378
00:36:41,785 --> 00:36:43,695
Mary,Mary
379
00:36:44,177 --> 00:36:46,787
Mary, precious,I can't live without you
380
00:36:49,340 --> 00:36:50,660
Lets get married tommorrow!
381
00:36:50,660 --> 00:36:52,150
Oh,of course darling
382
00:36:52,151 --> 00:36:53,881
You made me so happy
383
00:36:54,913 --> 00:36:57,453
I'm on top of the world
384
00:37:02,808 --> 00:37:06,148
you win first place...
congratulations!
385
00:37:06,159 --> 00:37:08,329
You were wonderful darling
386
00:37:23,851 --> 00:37:25,381
Oh...good morning
387
00:37:25,471 --> 00:37:26,321
Who is that?
388
00:37:26,322 --> 00:37:27,202
Jekyll
389
00:37:40,190 --> 00:37:41,380
This won't hurt ,huh?
390
00:37:41,381 --> 00:37:43,691
Not that I give a shit
391
00:37:43,913 --> 00:37:46,083
A trifle...a trifle
392
00:37:53,608 --> 00:37:55,278
Is Mr. Howes still alive?
393
00:37:55,279 --> 00:37:56,769
Okay
394
00:38:03,815 --> 00:38:04,605
Mr Howes?
395
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:15,690
Mr Howes...I brought one
of your organ donors
396
00:38:15,691 --> 00:38:16,781
Which one?
397
00:38:16,782 --> 00:38:17,712
Him,sir
398
00:38:17,723 --> 00:38:19,543
Which organ, you fool
399
00:38:19,544 --> 00:38:24,704
Oh,this donor has signed on
to donate one of his testicals
400
00:38:25,247 --> 00:38:25,547
Which one?
401
00:38:25,557 --> 00:38:26,287
Him,sir
402
00:38:26,288 --> 00:38:28,198
Which testical idiot!
403
00:38:28,209 --> 00:38:29,979
The left one,sir
404
00:38:30,170 --> 00:38:31,110
That correct?
405
00:38:31,110 --> 00:38:31,930
Yeah
406
00:38:32,762 --> 00:38:33,892
I'm right handed
407
00:38:34,533 --> 00:38:38,893
Mr Howe,may I say its an honor
to be able to do this for you
408
00:38:38,896 --> 00:38:42,556
hell I admire you more than
any living...
409
00:38:42,558 --> 00:38:44,748
...Or almost living man
410
00:38:46,380 --> 00:38:49,680
All over some used testicals
411
00:38:49,992 --> 00:38:50,772
Carrew!
412
00:38:53,124 --> 00:38:54,864
The box!
413
00:38:56,536 --> 00:38:58,076
Yes sir,yes sir
414
00:39:04,221 --> 00:39:07,001
Mr Howes wonders why you admire
him so much....
415
00:39:07,032 --> 00:39:08,792
....and you're only donating one testical
416
00:39:08,824 --> 00:39:14,534
Damn man,I'd give my left nut for
capitalism,but not both of'em
417
00:39:16,628 --> 00:39:21,238
Mr Howes will pay you an additional
fifty thousand dollars for the paradise
418
00:39:21,881 --> 00:39:22,871
No way!
419
00:39:24,653 --> 00:39:28,393
He ups his bid to one hundred thousand
for the dangling beauties
420
00:39:29,196 --> 00:39:30,006
Huh-uh
421
00:39:30,636 --> 00:39:35,476
Balls!I need balls!
422
00:39:35,479 --> 00:39:38,419
One million dollars!
423
00:39:42,774 --> 00:39:46,244
Would you consider these sir?
they're barely used
424
00:39:46,696 --> 00:39:47,726
Peanuts!
425
00:39:48,387 --> 00:39:49,837
May i suggest...
426
00:39:50,448 --> 00:39:52,418
I'll take the million
427
00:39:52,930 --> 00:39:54,470
You'll like these
428
00:39:55,401 --> 00:39:56,751
Were do I go doc?
429
00:39:57,022 --> 00:39:59,872
C'mon..I'll take you to the
organ donor center
430
00:40:02,335 --> 00:40:03,075
Carrew!
431
00:40:04,267 --> 00:40:05,647
Get back here
432
00:40:06,097 --> 00:40:06,917
I...yes
433
00:40:06,918 --> 00:40:11,708
My TV camera hasn't picked up
Dr.Jekyll anywhere today
434
00:40:11,751 --> 00:40:14,851
He's ahh resting for the big operation,sir
435
00:40:14,853 --> 00:40:15,883
So he's ready to operate?
436
00:40:15,883 --> 00:40:17,023
Oh,yes
437
00:40:17,024 --> 00:40:18,594
Good..
438
00:40:18,595 --> 00:40:19,645
Good
439
00:40:19,656 --> 00:40:22,246
Otherwise...
440
00:40:24,149 --> 00:40:24,989
Hospital blown up..
441
00:40:24,989 --> 00:40:26,469
... me in it...
442
00:40:26,470 --> 00:40:27,990
...body in a pit..
443
00:40:27,991 --> 00:40:29,021
I know
444
00:40:29,022 --> 00:40:29,902
I know
445
00:40:38,677 --> 00:40:40,287
Uhh... control
446
00:41:03,292 --> 00:41:04,452
That was easy
447
00:41:09,976 --> 00:41:11,486
No problem
448
00:41:15,069 --> 00:41:17,539
How stupid of me
449
00:41:17,861 --> 00:41:20,591
What if this had been
flushed out to sea?
450
00:41:20,792 --> 00:41:26,892
How selfish of me not to think of
the dolphins and the whales and the pelicans
451
00:41:26,896 --> 00:41:30,476
and...there could be damage by this
how terrible...
452
00:41:30,478 --> 00:41:32,618
Terrible
453
00:42:28,043 --> 00:42:32,843
I'll just weigh it first to see how
much I'm actually throwing out
454
00:42:32,846 --> 00:42:34,796
Thats important!
455
00:42:34,797 --> 00:42:38,137
Important scientific data
456
00:42:38,139 --> 00:42:40,239
Official weight...
457
00:42:41,150 --> 00:42:42,510
Alot!
458
00:42:43,012 --> 00:42:48,462
Uh..I'm acting like a two
year old baby!
459
00:42:51,116 --> 00:42:52,946
Why throw it away?
460
00:42:53,278 --> 00:42:56,278
I worked hard to come up
with this stuff
461
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:57,870
I should save it
462
00:42:57,871 --> 00:42:59,961
For future experiments
463
00:42:59,962 --> 00:43:03,952
For future experiments...
thats it,not all of it
464
00:43:03,954 --> 00:43:08,504
Just a little tiny bit
say... all of it
465
00:43:11,709 --> 00:43:13,639
Not that I would take any myself
466
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:14,930
No... I'll get rid of it!
467
00:43:14,931 --> 00:43:16,301
Who needs it
468
00:43:16,862 --> 00:43:17,782
Not me!
469
00:43:18,823 --> 00:43:20,293
I've got self control
470
00:43:24,907 --> 00:43:26,237
I wonder...
471
00:43:26,618 --> 00:43:30,718
...Whos pictures on a dollar bill?
472
00:43:30,730 --> 00:43:34,420
Oh sure!...George Washington!
473
00:43:36,243 --> 00:43:37,523
Hi George!
474
00:43:37,524 --> 00:43:39,414
Bye George!
475
00:43:43,948 --> 00:43:46,538
Its madness..
476
00:43:46,109 --> 00:43:49,059
I have a wonderful women
who loves me...
477
00:43:49,062 --> 00:43:52,232
A good career,respect of my peers
478
00:43:54,895 --> 00:43:56,795
Oh,what the hell..one line
won't hurt
479
00:44:00,728 --> 00:44:03,178
Ooooh,I shouldn't have done it!
480
00:44:20,470 --> 00:44:22,770
Easy,easy...
481
00:44:25,933 --> 00:44:27,133
You'll be fine
482
00:44:29,676 --> 00:44:32,676
You were very brave donating
both of your testicals
483
00:44:35,429 --> 00:44:37,169
(high pitched voice)Watch it buddy!
484
00:44:45,085 --> 00:44:47,195
Hey buddy,what are you doing
485
00:44:50,388 --> 00:44:52,528
Hey,get the hell out of there
you maniac
486
00:44:52,529 --> 00:44:54,299
Wanna go for a ride?
487
00:44:58,863 --> 00:45:00,043
Cut'em
488
00:45:00,044 --> 00:45:00,604
Hi!
489
00:45:07,618 --> 00:45:08,648
Alright...
490
00:45:10,780 --> 00:45:13,810
Pieces of dueces are wild
491
00:45:14,603 --> 00:45:17,243
Yoooohoooo!
492
00:45:22,237 --> 00:45:23,557
Wheres Ivy?
493
00:45:23,558 --> 00:45:25,078
Oh,...hi!
494
00:45:25,549 --> 00:45:26,959
Pearl Harbor buddy!
495
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,340
Wheres Ivy?
496
00:45:28,341 --> 00:45:28,781
Out
497
00:45:28,781 --> 00:45:29,801
Where?
498
00:45:29,812 --> 00:45:31,662
Why should we tell you?
499
00:45:33,734 --> 00:45:35,554
(All)Shes at the supermarket!
500
00:45:48,753 --> 00:45:50,963
Yeah...smooth
501
00:46:04,473 --> 00:46:05,703
Hey...hey,what are you doing?
502
00:46:08,325 --> 00:46:09,765
Hey...hey let me go!
503
00:46:16,369 --> 00:46:18,679
IVY!
504
00:46:22,003 --> 00:46:23,563
Ivy...
505
00:46:30,258 --> 00:46:31,088
Mom?
506
00:46:43,026 --> 00:46:44,666
(dog barking)
507
00:46:44,667 --> 00:46:45,987
Quit playing with other dogs
508
00:48:23,956 --> 00:48:25,276
My love!
509
00:48:25,277 --> 00:48:26,457
You shop here?
510
00:48:26,467 --> 00:48:28,667
I'm shopping for you!
511
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:32,980
We'll make the grapes into
wine my pumpkin,princess
512
00:48:32,981 --> 00:48:35,191
Not here ,what do you think
this is...a Kmart?
513
00:48:35,193 --> 00:48:37,703
Lets go back to your
palace my queen
514
00:48:37,704 --> 00:48:40,004
Where we'll find the
fruits of passion
515
00:48:40,006 --> 00:48:41,256
You pay for the groceries
516
00:48:41,256 --> 00:48:41,836
Yes!
517
00:48:43,788 --> 00:48:44,998
I love your hair....
....who does it?
518
00:48:48,631 --> 00:48:50,361
Ten items or less?
519
00:48:50,362 --> 00:48:53,922
(Counting)
520
00:48:56,315 --> 00:48:59,115
Eleven?...shit!
521
00:48:59,117 --> 00:49:01,427
Whats the big deal..get in line!
522
00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:03,408
No,no,no,no,no!
523
00:49:03,420 --> 00:49:05,120
Meet me at the other end
524
00:49:05,121 --> 00:49:06,621
Here!
525
00:49:19,460 --> 00:49:20,420
Great van!
526
00:49:20,420 --> 00:49:22,500
I didn't know you
were a surfer!
527
00:50:09,710 --> 00:50:11,910
(mans voice)Thats my feet jack!
528
00:50:23,418 --> 00:50:24,358
Mary!
529
00:50:24,969 --> 00:50:25,999
Mary
530
00:50:26,469 --> 00:50:27,699
Mary
531
00:50:32,753 --> 00:50:35,753
(dogs barking)
532
00:50:36,565 --> 00:50:37,305
(whispering)...Mary
533
00:50:39,948 --> 00:50:42,278
Hey!...theres a man on the ledge
he look like he might fall
534
00:50:42,309 --> 00:50:43,529
Is he white?
535
00:50:43,530 --> 00:50:44,130
Yeah!
536
00:50:44,571 --> 00:50:45,081
Let him!
537
00:51:05,313 --> 00:51:07,613
Mary...
538
00:51:15,279 --> 00:51:16,419
Daniel
539
00:51:20,822 --> 00:51:22,522
Daniel
540
00:51:22,523 --> 00:51:24,743
My bedroom is down here
541
00:51:24,745 --> 00:51:26,775
Whos room is this?
542
00:51:26,775 --> 00:51:27,955
My fathers
543
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:37,980
Why didn't you come sooner
we had a fabulous piece of veal!
544
00:51:38,533 --> 00:51:42,173
Mary ...I'm an unfeeling cad
545
00:51:42,985 --> 00:51:45,395
Oh....its not that bad
546
00:51:45,397 --> 00:51:49,407
I can make us sandwiches
with the crust cut off
547
00:51:49,409 --> 00:51:51,059
Or do a pie
548
00:51:51,770 --> 00:51:52,490
Mary?
549
00:51:52,491 --> 00:51:53,561
Yes?
550
00:51:53,602 --> 00:51:54,922
Can we go inside?
551
00:51:55,503 --> 00:51:58,003
My bedroom?
552
00:51:59,636 --> 00:52:00,286
Sure!
553
00:52:30,274 --> 00:52:32,264
Oh... Daniel
554
00:52:33,165 --> 00:52:34,665
Mary I need you
555
00:52:35,277 --> 00:52:36,367
You do?
556
00:52:36,367 --> 00:52:38,157
I want my woman now!
557
00:52:38,158 --> 00:52:39,238
Oh ....Daniel
558
00:52:48,315 --> 00:52:49,465
Take off youe clothes
559
00:52:50,026 --> 00:52:50,876
(Gulp!)
560
00:53:13,670 --> 00:53:15,630
(Turns on soft music)
561
00:54:06,961 --> 00:54:08,641
That was beautiful
562
00:54:13,936 --> 00:54:14,716
Daniel
563
00:54:14,717 --> 00:54:16,287
Hmmm?
564
00:54:16,287 --> 00:54:18,197
Didn't we leave something out?
565
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:21,720
I don't think so
566
00:54:22,981 --> 00:54:23,751
SO!
567
00:54:25,003 --> 00:54:28,413
I did here my daughter being
ravished down here
568
00:54:28,635 --> 00:54:29,625
No...you didn't
569
00:54:30,216 --> 00:54:32,696
Jekyll...you're low
...you,re disgusting...
570
00:54:32,697 --> 00:54:39,177
You come here to my house,to the
flower of my most precious possesion
571
00:54:39,181 --> 00:54:42,221
But sir,I decided to
preform the operation
572
00:54:42,223 --> 00:54:43,183
You have!
573
00:54:43,984 --> 00:54:45,624
Fuck your brains out kids!
574
00:54:48,497 --> 00:54:50,077
Jekyll:A new day!
575
00:54:50,078 --> 00:54:51,738
A new beginning!
576
00:54:55,011 --> 00:54:57,131
And so dear diary..
577
00:54:57,132 --> 00:55:02,282
I'm becoming a surgeon again and
throwing away this damnable potion
578
00:55:11,100 --> 00:55:12,020
Good morning troops!
579
00:55:12,521 --> 00:55:13,361
At ease!
580
00:55:19,035 --> 00:55:20,625
Not that much!
581
00:55:21,986 --> 00:55:22,716
Men...
582
00:55:22,717 --> 00:55:26,907
...We are on the threshold of a
new surgical event...
583
00:55:27,670 --> 00:55:31,580
...today we will preform an operation
of such magnatude...
584
00:55:33,544 --> 00:55:36,584
That I personally will
assist Dr. Jekyll
585
00:55:40,728 --> 00:55:42,148
Thank you..thank you
586
00:55:42,829 --> 00:55:44,959
Of course I could do
the whole thing myself
587
00:55:44,961 --> 00:55:46,851
It ain't like I need the boy..
588
00:55:46,851 --> 00:55:49,951
Quiet!..quit fartin around or else
589
00:55:49,954 --> 00:55:51,634
Wheres Dr. Jekyll?!
590
00:55:51,634 --> 00:55:52,534
Jekyll!
591
00:55:53,175 --> 00:55:53,925
Jekyll!
592
00:55:58,128 --> 00:55:59,518
You're on asshole!
593
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:02,550
We got work to do!
594
00:56:04,052 --> 00:56:06,862
Alright... give me the gas
595
00:56:09,756 --> 00:56:12,056
Lets go Jekyll...
...time is critical
596
00:56:12,056 --> 00:56:13,406
Yes,you,re right...
597
00:56:13,407 --> 00:56:16,577
...this is gonna be a
long tough one..
598
00:56:28,627 --> 00:56:29,497
Scalpel!
599
00:56:31,848 --> 00:56:32,818
Um...the sharp thing?
600
00:56:32,829 --> 00:56:33,709
Yes!
601
00:56:33,710 --> 00:56:37,320
Kazongas baby!
602
00:56:43,796 --> 00:56:44,486
Jekyll?
603
00:56:44,897 --> 00:56:45,627
Yes?
604
00:56:47,718 --> 00:56:48,818
Jekyll!
605
00:56:48,819 --> 00:56:49,669
Coming!
606
00:56:51,650 --> 00:56:54,500
Oh my god its happening
without the drug!!
607
00:56:54,502 --> 00:56:56,242
Oh..no..no..no..no
608
00:56:56,953 --> 00:56:58,733
Come on...Jekyll!
609
00:57:02,116 --> 00:57:04,006
What the hell is going on?
610
00:57:04,008 --> 00:57:05,568
Nothing..nothing sir
611
00:57:05,579 --> 00:57:06,579
Are you okay doctor?
612
00:57:06,579 --> 00:57:10,349
I'm fine..I'm fine as wine baby!
613
00:57:10,352 --> 00:57:11,652
Doctor you,re engaged!
614
00:57:12,993 --> 00:57:15,403
Jekyll...whats wrong with your voice
...do you want a sucrets?
615
00:57:15,405 --> 00:57:18,155
No..I'm fine
...I,m totally fine
616
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:25,420
Whoops!
617
00:57:28,382 --> 00:57:31,692
Jekyll get a grip..
..a mans lifes at stake
618
00:57:32,124 --> 00:57:33,084
Mine!
619
00:57:34,897 --> 00:57:36,567
I'm alright ,sir
620
00:57:42,220 --> 00:57:44,140
Please...let me finish
what I was doing
621
00:57:44,142 --> 00:57:45,832
Before its too late for this patient
622
00:57:48,955 --> 00:57:51,135
Organ tray!
623
00:57:52,467 --> 00:57:54,777
Hurry up...the man is wide open
624
00:57:57,880 --> 00:57:59,870
I don't see an ass on there
625
00:58:04,925 --> 00:58:06,535
Cold cuts!
626
00:58:09,257 --> 00:58:11,787
You folks had lunch yet?
627
00:58:19,723 --> 00:58:24,203
Alright...gather up those organs
we,re finishing without Jekyll
628
00:58:24,206 --> 00:58:26,046
Not with these organs,sir
629
00:58:26,057 --> 00:58:29,557
Ewww,I smell malpractice
630
00:58:41,086 --> 00:58:42,546
You know what to do doctor
631
00:58:47,990 --> 00:58:49,500
Ewww...gross
632
00:58:49,501 --> 00:58:52,211
I think you'll be very,very
happy with the results...
633
00:58:52,212 --> 00:58:53,232
....Mrs. Simpson
634
00:58:53,774 --> 00:58:56,404
It isn't dangerous,is it Dr.Lanely
635
00:58:56,505 --> 00:58:56,805
No..no..no..no
636
00:58:56,805 --> 00:58:57,885
With the new technique...
637
00:58:57,896 --> 00:59:01,596
Complications are unheard of
638
00:59:04,090 --> 00:59:05,590
No incision is even needed
639
00:59:05,591 --> 00:59:07,161
With this new procedure...
640
00:59:07,161 --> 00:59:12,061
We merely need the precise amount
of collangen behind the soft tissue
641
00:59:12,064 --> 00:59:14,104
For the results we want to achieve
642
00:59:14,626 --> 00:59:16,186
You'll feel a slight pressure..
643
00:59:16,187 --> 00:59:17,937
...And your breasts will grow in a jiffy
644
00:59:19,279 --> 00:59:20,649
Ready?
645
00:59:25,013 --> 00:59:27,323
See its almost fun,isn't it?
646
00:59:27,323 --> 00:59:30,653
Lanely,you gotta help me!
647
00:59:30,656 --> 00:59:31,776
Jekyll...I uh..
648
00:59:31,776 --> 00:59:32,946
Something has gone wrong..
649
00:59:33,878 --> 00:59:34,258
...with my experiments..
650
00:59:34,258 --> 00:59:36,478
..I really fucked up babe!
651
00:59:36,489 --> 00:59:38,049
Dr.Jekyll,you're not making sense
652
00:59:38,050 --> 00:59:39,920
I can't explain it all right now
653
00:59:39,922 --> 00:59:40,672
All I can tell you is..
654
00:59:40,672 --> 00:59:44,172
Something unexpected and horrible
is happening to me..
655
00:59:44,174 --> 00:59:47,204
I change into another person
...An animal..
656
00:59:47,205 --> 00:59:48,675
And I can't help it!
657
00:59:49,677 --> 00:59:55,067
Mmm...ma...ma...ma..gotta..
658
00:59:55,071 --> 00:59:57,241
Get the antidote..
659
00:59:57,412 --> 01:00:00,282
I just,I just left a man in surgery
660
01:00:03,575 --> 01:00:05,475
You've got to help me
get the drugs..
661
01:00:05,477 --> 01:00:08,237
To counteract this immediately!
662
01:00:09,159 --> 01:00:10,809
Counteract what?
663
01:00:10,810 --> 01:00:11,710
This!
664
01:00:26,429 --> 01:00:28,419
So do I gotta problem...or not?
665
01:00:29,001 --> 01:00:30,561
Ha!..you think thats bad..
666
01:00:31,882 --> 01:00:33,312
I only used to where this at home..
667
01:00:33,313 --> 01:00:35,293
...now its at the office too..
668
01:00:35,295 --> 01:00:37,605
...And as far as I know there's
no antidote for this!
669
01:00:41,378 --> 01:00:43,038
Oh...God!
670
01:00:43,039 --> 01:00:51,599
Oh...Dr Lanely..
671
01:00:52,715 --> 01:00:55,705
A minor problem Mrs Simpson
I can get them back to normal
672
01:00:55,717 --> 01:00:59,477
Oh no...don't you touch a thing
673
01:00:59,479 --> 01:01:00,819
Oh...my!
674
01:01:03,692 --> 01:01:05,652
Bernies gonna love these!
675
01:01:06,333 --> 01:01:07,513
lets go home
676
01:01:08,484 --> 01:01:10,264
I must get some more!
677
01:01:53,932 --> 01:01:56,892
If that little wimp threw it
all away,I'll kill'em
678
01:01:57,203 --> 01:01:59,253
I'll absolutely kill'em
679
01:02:03,297 --> 01:02:05,137
We better get back to the operation
680
01:02:05,139 --> 01:02:06,519
Ah..shut up
681
01:02:19,947 --> 01:02:20,597
(Boing)
682
01:02:20,598 --> 01:02:22,038
Owwww!
683
01:02:23,629 --> 01:02:24,549
Dr Jekyll?
684
01:02:25,691 --> 01:02:28,381
Yes...I am Dr Jekyll
685
01:02:28,732 --> 01:02:29,792
Telegram for you,sir
686
01:02:29,793 --> 01:02:31,903
Telegram...
687
01:02:32,484 --> 01:02:34,454
...thank you!
688
01:02:35,037 --> 01:02:35,527
(Boing)
689
01:02:35,527 --> 01:02:36,947
Owww!
690
01:02:37,798 --> 01:02:39,088
Bad news?
691
01:02:39,669 --> 01:02:42,259
Help me..help us..
692
01:02:44,072 --> 01:02:47,402
I'm a drug crazed beast with
a giant erection..
693
01:02:47,403 --> 01:02:50,523
That won't go away no matter
how many times I do it..
694
01:02:50,526 --> 01:02:53,646
You're a nurse...what
can you give me for it?
695
01:03:01,022 --> 01:03:04,232
I can give you sixty dollars
and my wedding ring
696
01:03:04,704 --> 01:03:05,794
Bus fair!
697
01:03:05,885 --> 01:03:08,695
I need big money for drugs
698
01:03:09,077 --> 01:03:10,697
Congradulations..
699
01:03:10,698 --> 01:03:14,138
You have won the five hundred thousand
dollar prize of medicine..
700
01:03:14,140 --> 01:03:17,210
Award ceremony to be held
in London...
701
01:03:18,582 --> 01:03:20,602
I did it!
702
01:03:20,784 --> 01:03:23,074
This'll buy Ivy!
703
01:03:26,927 --> 01:03:30,507
Operater:Remember..You can
save time by looking up the number..
704
01:03:30,510 --> 01:03:34,030
You give me the number for
Ivy Venus bitch or...
705
01:03:34,032 --> 01:03:36,952
I'll crawl through these wires
and eat your tonsils
706
01:03:36,953 --> 01:03:39,203
Alright...alright I'm looking!
707
01:03:39,205 --> 01:03:40,205
Sorry..I'm alittle edgy
708
01:03:40,206 --> 01:03:43,246
Its 555-9843
709
01:03:46,229 --> 01:03:47,659
I could sell my house
710
01:03:49,441 --> 01:03:51,291
Hi..is this godamn thing on?
711
01:03:51,292 --> 01:03:56,982
Oh yeah I anyway I'm at funland
leave a message...Hey stop..shit
712
01:03:57,515 --> 01:04:00,935
A very together young lady
713
01:04:02,378 --> 01:04:03,468
Take me with you...
714
01:04:03,469 --> 01:04:05,349
Use me...use me..
...I'm trash!
715
01:04:22,290 --> 01:04:23,600
Hi dollface!
716
01:04:23,601 --> 01:04:24,911
Rape...rape!
717
01:04:26,233 --> 01:04:28,093
Later...if I have time!
718
01:04:28,554 --> 01:04:30,714
Don't touch me,you dirty hippie
719
01:04:31,686 --> 01:04:32,696
Wheres my mace
720
01:04:54,130 --> 01:04:56,090
(makes ambulance sounds)
721
01:05:02,985 --> 01:05:05,195
Ooop,better pull over
its an ambulance
722
01:05:17,874 --> 01:05:19,214
Just one more game!
723
01:05:39,787 --> 01:05:42,107
(Pac-man starts)
724
01:05:53,705 --> 01:05:55,615
Hi..sweetlips!
725
01:05:55,617 --> 01:05:56,727
What are you doing here?
726
01:05:56,727 --> 01:05:58,877
Read this telegram!
727
01:06:01,610 --> 01:06:04,290
What are you doing with this...
you got nothing to do with that guy
728
01:06:04,292 --> 01:06:05,532
I happen to know him
729
01:06:05,533 --> 01:06:06,423
Really!
730
01:06:06,423 --> 01:06:08,263
Uh-huh,Dr Daniel Jekyll..
731
01:06:08,264 --> 01:06:10,694
Real nice guy...he helped
me out of a tight spot once
732
01:06:10,696 --> 01:06:12,826
You like that little wimp,huh?
733
01:06:12,827 --> 01:06:16,557
Who are you to be putting him down
you're not even fit to shine his shoes
734
01:06:17,669 --> 01:06:18,879
Yeah...
735
01:06:19,311 --> 01:06:22,181
I have shined his shoes...
these are his shoes!
736
01:06:22,182 --> 01:06:25,022
And his shirt and his pants
737
01:06:25,024 --> 01:06:26,434
You stole his clothes?
738
01:06:29,477 --> 01:06:31,257
Look closely..my dear
739
01:06:31,258 --> 01:06:32,948
Look closely..
740
01:06:36,021 --> 01:06:37,461
What do you see?
741
01:06:38,012 --> 01:06:39,602
A freaked out junkie
742
01:06:41,024 --> 01:06:41,624
Damn
743
01:06:41,624 --> 01:06:43,084
I am the doctor!
744
01:06:43,085 --> 01:06:45,125
You need a doctor
745
01:06:46,957 --> 01:06:49,987
Remember...these...
746
01:06:52,010 --> 01:06:53,400
Where did you get those!
747
01:06:53,401 --> 01:06:55,901
Don't forget the ten bucks
I loaned you!
748
01:06:55,903 --> 01:06:57,313
It wasn't you!
749
01:06:57,944 --> 01:06:59,974
I'll explain on our way to London
750
01:06:59,975 --> 01:07:01,605
I'm not going anywhere with you!
751
01:07:02,606 --> 01:07:05,746
Shut up!
752
01:07:05,749 --> 01:07:07,009
Game:..Bite it!
753
01:07:17,926 --> 01:07:19,696
You're coming with me
754
01:07:28,902 --> 01:07:30,142
Leave me alone!
755
01:07:55,619 --> 01:07:57,529
chick-en dames!
756
01:08:10,478 --> 01:08:12,598
Nobody treats Ivy Venus that way..
757
01:08:12,608 --> 01:08:15,758
Come on teddy bear...
...we'll show him
758
01:09:11,464 --> 01:09:14,384
The only way to fly!
759
01:09:20,229 --> 01:09:21,429
I'm gonna kill him...
760
01:09:21,990 --> 01:09:23,900
Give me a one way ticket to London
761
01:09:55,270 --> 01:09:58,360
Excuse me sir..do you
have anything to declare?
762
01:09:58,362 --> 01:10:02,272
Man has not evolved as ancient
scribes has formed him
763
01:10:02,274 --> 01:10:03,184
Thank you,sir
764
01:10:12,780 --> 01:10:15,140
Now this evenings chairman..
765
01:10:15,142 --> 01:10:17,602
...Lord Alfred Dreck
766
01:10:24,418 --> 01:10:26,038
Ladies and gentlmen...
767
01:10:26,939 --> 01:10:27,999
...The Queen
768
01:10:39,637 --> 01:10:42,937
To Dr.Tellin and Joesph Schnieder..
769
01:10:42,939 --> 01:10:44,249
...Of Israel...
770
01:10:44,250 --> 01:10:46,790
Who will be developing a gas..
771
01:10:46,791 --> 01:10:49,431
That will totally eradicate human lives...
772
01:10:49,443 --> 01:10:52,253
While leaving vegetation undisturbed
773
01:10:52,414 --> 01:10:54,214
It gives me great pleasure to..
774
01:10:54,216 --> 01:10:59,546
...present the five hundred dollar
prize for ecology..
775
01:10:59,589 --> 01:11:00,799
Joesph?
776
01:11:09,485 --> 01:11:11,725
Thank you,your majesty
777
01:11:15,559 --> 01:11:19,009
Tonight...we are ten feet tall..
778
01:11:19,651 --> 01:11:21,861
Daniel will be here...I know it
779
01:11:21,882 --> 01:11:23,562
I wouldn't count on it,honey..
780
01:11:23,563 --> 01:11:25,033
The last time I saw him..
he was a different man
781
01:11:26,385 --> 01:11:29,595
He burst in.. pushed me around
...he was covered in hair..
782
01:11:30,377 --> 01:11:31,447
It was very sexy
783
01:11:32,688 --> 01:11:34,068
Daniel...sexy?
784
01:11:34,069 --> 01:11:35,159
Yes..
785
01:11:35,581 --> 01:11:37,991
By the way..have I told you
how lovely you look tonight?
786
01:11:38,232 --> 01:11:39,382
No...
787
01:11:39,383 --> 01:11:41,243
Thats only because I hate women
788
01:11:42,214 --> 01:11:43,214
Thank you
789
01:11:43,215 --> 01:11:46,165
Ldies and gentlemen..
...we thank you!
790
01:11:53,231 --> 01:11:58,131
The five hundred thousand dollar
prize for medicine this year...
791
01:11:58,134 --> 01:12:01,294
Is awarded to Dr Daniel Jekyll...
792
01:12:01,296 --> 01:12:02,996
Of the U.S.A.
793
01:12:02,997 --> 01:12:09,387
For harnessing mans animal
instincts used for survival..
794
01:12:09,391 --> 01:12:12,371
Accepting on behalf of Dr Jekyll...
795
01:12:12,372 --> 01:12:16,872
Is former oscar winner.. Mr George Shakiry
796
01:12:24,300 --> 01:12:26,200
I know...
797
01:12:26,201 --> 01:12:28,351
My good friend...Dr Jekyll...
798
01:12:28,352 --> 01:12:29,922
Would like you people to know..
799
01:12:29,923 --> 01:12:34,913
This vial of powder...
his last chase of work...
800
01:12:34,916 --> 01:12:37,076
Which was found in his lab...
801
01:12:37,077 --> 01:12:41,657
Will be donated to the pulitzer lab
for further study
802
01:12:41,660 --> 01:12:43,730
My ass it will!
803
01:13:01,552 --> 01:13:02,902
Thats Jekyll
804
01:13:03,233 --> 01:13:06,453
Oh no..that can't be my Daniel..
805
01:13:12,338 --> 01:13:17,038
Ladies and gentleman...The lovely
George Shakiry..take a bow George
806
01:13:17,041 --> 01:13:18,961
Beautiful..beautiful human being
807
01:13:20,884 --> 01:13:23,644
Beautiful..beautiful human being..
808
01:13:24,165 --> 01:13:26,545
Well its great to be back in
jolly old England...
809
01:13:27,007 --> 01:13:28,797
Land of royalty..
810
01:13:28,798 --> 01:13:32,478
Bad manners and bad tea!
811
01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:34,240
How about these arabs,huh?
812
01:13:34,241 --> 01:13:37,531
I passed this fancy hotel on
my way here tonight...
813
01:13:37,533 --> 01:13:39,743
The doormans parking a camel
814
01:13:42,006 --> 01:13:42,986
The band they love me...
815
01:13:43,957 --> 01:13:45,577
And I love the band..they're great
816
01:13:49,701 --> 01:13:50,741
Five minutes more..
817
01:13:57,435 --> 01:14:01,645
Ladies and gentleman..you got to excuse me..
you must be sitting there thinking..
818
01:14:01,648 --> 01:14:03,528
What a disquise
819
01:14:04,119 --> 01:14:04,829
Cute!
820
01:14:06,841 --> 01:14:07,721
Its funny
821
01:14:09,723 --> 01:14:10,713
But...
822
01:14:10,724 --> 01:14:13,674
Wheres Jekyll...
823
01:14:20,700 --> 01:14:24,550
Jekylls not gonna make it..
...he took a powder..
824
01:14:25,412 --> 01:14:28,852
Up my nose..Maybe you can see him
no..no..no..I'm kidding
825
01:14:29,373 --> 01:14:30,653
Because we are very close
826
01:14:30,655 --> 01:14:33,479
Ahh..In fact he sent me here tonight...
827
01:14:33,481 --> 01:14:36,373
Being the detecated guy he was..
828
01:14:36,376 --> 01:14:38,781
He knew he was gonna succumb
to the uhh...
829
01:14:38,783 --> 01:14:41,936
Experiments..He laid dying..
830
01:14:41,939 --> 01:14:44,891
He prepared this deeply...
831
01:14:44,894 --> 01:14:46,084
Involved message
832
01:14:46,888 --> 01:14:48,246
That he wanted delivered
833
01:14:54,936 --> 01:14:57,505
There was a young lady
from Glasco who...
834
01:14:57,507 --> 01:14:59,246
Who liked to be touched on the...
835
01:15:00,605 --> 01:15:01,950
Just kidding...just kidding!
836
01:15:01,952 --> 01:15:05,283
You've been swell...
you've been a great house
837
01:15:05,286 --> 01:15:09,218
And now we'll go to the musical
portion of our show...
838
01:15:09,221 --> 01:15:10,933
Hit it sound!
839
01:15:11,196 --> 01:15:14,572
Ah one, ah two,
ah one ,two,three,four!
840
01:17:42,632 --> 01:17:44,609
You can't go in there,its formal
841
01:17:50,180 --> 01:17:51,851
Not dressed like that you,re not
842
01:17:53,336 --> 01:17:54,131
Hey!
843
01:18:07,460 --> 01:18:08,065
Stop him!
844
01:18:40,599 --> 01:18:41,713
Thank you!
845
01:19:30,642 --> 01:19:32,456
Stop in the name of the police
846
01:19:42,626 --> 01:19:44,916
Get out of there maggot..
...he's mine!
847
01:19:44,919 --> 01:19:45,844
Bitch!
848
01:19:51,240 --> 01:19:52,305
Follow me!
849
01:20:23,539 --> 01:20:25,262
Ivy....
850
01:20:48,049 --> 01:20:49,274
Yooohooo...
851
01:21:13,894 --> 01:21:15,239
I had to do it!
852
01:21:15,241 --> 01:21:17,764
You did right my child
853
01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:21,212
Look!
854
01:21:21,492 --> 01:21:23,185
My God!
855
01:21:24,476 --> 01:21:25,768
Ivy:Whats happening?
856
01:21:34,304 --> 01:21:36,081
Mary:Oh my god!
857
01:21:36,287 --> 01:21:37,913
It is Daniel!
858
01:21:38,311 --> 01:21:39,934
Then Hyde didn't lie to me
859
01:21:45,750 --> 01:21:46,691
You know him?
860
01:21:47,213 --> 01:21:51,084
Know him...this man ravished
me day and night
861
01:21:51,088 --> 01:21:53,841
All he thought about was
sex...sex...sex...
862
01:21:53,843 --> 01:21:57,925
He wasn't satisfied to orgasm
at least twenty times
863
01:21:58,580 --> 01:21:59,894
You're kidding
864
01:22:00,234 --> 01:22:01,186
I wish
865
01:22:01,873 --> 01:22:04,210
My Daniel does nothing like that!
866
01:22:04,212 --> 01:22:09,056
Hes satisfied with stroking my
hair and eating in cool resturants
867
01:22:09,060 --> 01:22:11,679
He never even thinks about having sex
868
01:22:12,165 --> 01:22:13,267
Oh...how sweet!
869
01:22:13,452 --> 01:22:14,670
Jekll:Where am I?!
870
01:22:15,616 --> 01:22:16,474
What happened!
871
01:22:16,476 --> 01:22:17,500
Where am I
872
01:22:17,501 --> 01:22:18,389
I'm here for you Daniel
873
01:22:18,390 --> 01:22:19,815
I'm here for you Hyde
874
01:22:21,265 --> 01:22:22,236
Look...
875
01:22:23,521 --> 01:22:24,892
I don't know who you are...
876
01:22:24,895 --> 01:22:29,069
This is Dr Jekyll...
...my fiance'
877
01:22:29,435 --> 01:22:32,209
I'm Ivy and this is my lover
878
01:22:33,021 --> 01:22:33,873
Wait....
879
01:22:34,859 --> 01:22:35,658
Girls...
880
01:22:37,958 --> 01:22:40,008
I can't be either of yours
881
01:22:40,704 --> 01:22:42,517
These terrible experiments...
882
01:22:42,519 --> 01:22:46,572
Have made me realize that I
am split into two personalitys...
883
01:22:46,576 --> 01:22:48,038
Well isn't everybody?
884
01:22:49,157 --> 01:22:51,804
I can't reconcile the two
885
01:22:52,261 --> 01:22:55,081
One is good, kind,gentle
886
01:22:55,084 --> 01:22:57,918
Uptight afraid of sex...
887
01:22:57,920 --> 01:22:58,930
Mine!
888
01:22:58,932 --> 01:22:59,890
The Other is..
889
01:23:00,900 --> 01:23:05,928
Rough,evil,sex starved,animalistic
890
01:23:05,932 --> 01:23:07,135
Mine!
891
01:23:12,207 --> 01:23:14,476
We could probably work this out
892
01:23:14,598 --> 01:23:15,736
Couldn't we?
893
01:23:16,384 --> 01:23:18,200
I think so...
894
01:23:18,756 --> 01:23:20,299
I don't think you understa....
895
01:23:20,301 --> 01:23:21,199
Shhh...
896
01:23:21,201 --> 01:23:23,365
We saw what you're thinking,darling
897
01:23:23,366 --> 01:23:25,270
Girls I umm..
898
01:23:28,268 --> 01:23:30,962
Would you like to come
up to the palace..
899
01:23:30,965 --> 01:23:33,734
And see the royal sceptor
900
01:23:37,890 --> 01:23:38,997
Your Majesty
901
01:23:40,780 --> 01:23:42,861
Ivy:Hey,maybe we can get a
little place together
902
01:23:42,863 --> 01:23:44,063
Mary:I'd like that!
903
01:23:44,065 --> 01:23:45,807
Mary :I'd take care of him
in the morning...
904
01:23:45,809 --> 01:23:47,831
Ivy:and I'll take care
of him in the afternoon...
905
01:23:47,833 --> 01:23:50,061
Mary:and we both take care
of him at night!
906
01:23:50,517 --> 01:23:52,019
Babe!
907
01:23:53,020 --> 01:23:59,020
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908
01:24:22,377 --> 01:24:26,816
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