Original subtitles

["Every Time" by Sertac N idai playing]

- [lighter clicks] - [indistinct chatter]

Omar, what's the status on the general?

[Omar in Arabic]

[speaking Arabic]

[laughing]

No? [laughs]

[thud]

Hamza!

[speaking Arabic]

Guards! Look out!

[speaking Arabic]

[dramatic music playing]

[shouting orders in Arabic]

- [indistinct shouting] - [gunfire]

[suspenseful music playing]

[man] Go, go!

Where is General Fezzan?

Tell me.

[choking]

["Backbone" by Kaleo playing]

[motorcycle starts]

[song continues]

[Christmas] l might be complicated , but I ain't fucking hopeless.

[Gina] ls that what we call it? Complicated?

Whatever it's called , it's not working , is it?

Come on , Gina, you're not looking at the big picture.

[Gina] Oh , what's the big picture? Is it you?

Are you my big picture? Oh, my God , thank you .

You should get the fuck over yourself,

'cause you know what you actually are? A caveman .

- You do resemble a caveman . - You know what it is?

- Oh , and you don't? - You don't want competition .

- Gina, Gina-- - That's what your fucking problem is.

- Please, calm down . - Oh , me calm down?

Did you just tell me-- Don't tell me to fucking calm down! l'm calm!

I've never been more fucking calm in my life.

"Oh , look at me. I'm English .

I'm avoidant. l don't like to argue." Well , guess what?

I just want a little peace in my life, right?

- It'd be nice. - l'm from America, bitch !

We're gonna fucking fight about it.

- Go, go, go, go. - What does that make me?

Does that make me stressful?

No, no, no.

A little violent, perhaps?

I'm a professional .

- [Barney] Hm . - Yeah and a little violent.

A little bit. Teeny bit.

You know what it is? I've got your skills and then some,

and neither of you like it because you're both cavemen .

She's talking to you .

Actually, she's looking in your direction .

- L'm talking to you . But about you . - [Barney] Mm-hmm.

You might be my boss,

but I can tell that you're also from this planet called hopeless

where intimate relationships and feelings

- don't fucking exist! - [dog whining]

Fucking baby. I've wasted so much of my life on you .

You are a loser. . . but l like you .

- Thanks. - [door opens and closes]

- Why are you here? - l lost my ring at this bar,

- and l needed you to help me-- - l'm sorry, is that it?

Are we done talking? Are you done with this conversation?

Conversation? It's more like angry chatter.

Fuck you !

She's talking to you again .

- It's depressing . - No, it's okay.

I liked her, Barney.

She's an Expendable, Christmas.

Look, l got great respect for your uncanny abilities, l really do.

But you are a selfish prick.

- Really? - We all are.

We have to be to choose this life over friends, over family.

We do this for money?

That's the definition of prickism .

What do you think of my analysis?

Pretty good .

I think. . . you're a moron .

You don't believe that.

- With every cell in my body. - [Barney chuckles]

Why are we here?

I lost my ring last night in a bet, and l'm here to try to buy it back.

- Seriously? - Yeah, seriously.

Your silly little trinket.

I'm superstitious about it and I like it.

I feel like l'm missing a finger.

[hard rock music]

I tried getting it back, but this half-ass won't negotiate.

- Who? - Jumbo Shrimp.

- Who's he? - Oh , you'll see.

[man] Split this with some change?

- What's up, Barney? - Hey, Billy.

[man 2] Give me another one!

So how'd you lose your most prized possession?

Thumb wrestling .

- You mean arm wrestling? - No.

I mean thumb wrestling .

- Like that. Give me your hand . - No.

Thumb wrestling . You used to be strong . What happened?

And you used to be hairy. What happened?

Things change.

- What's up, Barney? - Hey, how you doing?

- Jumbo Shrimp around? - ls there a problem?

- Mm. Mm-hmm . - My friend wants his ring back.

Bet's a bet, man .

You know, no offense, but I'm missing my ring .

Stays where it is.

That's unacceptable.

Striking resemblance.

That's brutal .

- These the guys, Barney? - Yeah .

Now l see why they call him J umbo.

No, the other guy, second guy.

Oh .

You lost to Santa's helper?

- That's. . . embarrassing . - l was drunk.

Yeah , well , you're not drunk now. Why the fuck am l here?

- I hurt my back. - Since when?

A few weeks ago. I can't even liff a fork.

I'd do it for you , but if you don't wanna do it,

I understand if you're intimidated .

- Intimidated? - Hey, Lee.

Make it easy on yourself.

The classics.

I got this, Thumbo.

[chuckles] Beer, please.

How you doing this nice day?

What do you prefer to be called , Jumbo or Shrimp?

Call me that again ...

cut your fucking head off.

That's a little harsh . . . Bite-size.

Barney wants his ring back.

What did you call me?

How much for it back, Yoda?

Hey!

It stays here, asshole.

My back.

You see...

what we have here is a matter of humiliation and human kindness.

My friend here loves his ring for all of his stupid reasons,

and it would be very nice and civilized

if you gents would understand that principle.

- But since you choose to be, uh . . . - [snaps fingers]

- Tsk, Barney, what's the word? - Obstinate.

- Too long . - Dumb-bells.

Dumb-bells.

You leave me no other choice, Dinky.

[bikers grunting]

[high octane music playing]

[exhales sharply]

- You're welcome. - You're slowing down .

[grunts] My turn , bitch.

[roaring]

- [Chuck yelps] - [ladies screaming]

Come on , Chuck.

Come on , cowboy, bring it!

[roaring , screaming]

Get him a beer when he wakes up.

You almost killed me.

I thought you had a bad back.

You know, it's a miracle. It just went away.

You know l really didn't need this love fest.

I like spending time with you .

Next time, take me on a pony ride, okay?

Okay.

- [distant explosions] - [gunfire]

[screams]

[grunting]

[Rahmat] Overwatch .

What is the status?

Sir, there are three soldiers guarding the general .

You're gonna need backup.

- I repeat, wait for backup. - [comms crackle]

What the fuck is he doing?

No, no, no, no! Please! Please, no!

- [yells] - [neck snaps]

[grunting and groaning]

[screaming]

[yells]

[yells, groans]

- What's up, General? - [continues yelling]

- [engine roars] - [tires squeal]

[doors open and close]

[sighs]

- Are my eyes deceiving me? - Why?

What's that thing on Gunner's head?

- [Barney] Looks like a sick cat. - [Galán grunting]

Cats are cute. That looks like a tumbleweed .

- Hey, good evening , big man . - [chuckles]

Let's talk. What's that thing on your head?

Oh, the wig?

- Yeah, the wig . - Question is. . . Why?

Well , l was chatting with this girl on the internet

and she likes that '70s look, you know, the Farrah Fawcett thing .

Got it. You met her yet?

Why-why would I do that? I like the mystery.

- [Barney] Huh . - Understand?

Yeah , that makes sense.

- Sounds special . - lt does.

- I liked him better when he was a drunk. - l know what you mean . Me too.

I'm happy for you .

[Gunner] Hey, is this the new guy?

Hey, it's Easy Day.

Good man , ex-Special Forces.

- Hey, Barney. - Hey, Easy.

This our sniper?

Don't worry about it.

I got a prescription scope.

What?

Well , hawk eyes, remember this face. Don't shoot it by accident.

You don't have to worry about me.

Who's this guy?

You're slipping , pal . You hired him . That's Galgo's son .

I have the eyesight, the heart, and the sex drive of my father.

Tell me he doesn't talk as much as his father?

- He's worse. Twice as bad . - No.

It's gonna be a long trip.

I am Galán .

That supposed to mean something?

[Barney laughs]

It's supposed to mean a little something .

All right, cut the bullshit. All eyes on me.

- Who's the suit? - His name is Marsh .

I did a few things with him before l met you .

- He's CIA. - Hey, Barney, how you doing?

How you doing , Marsh?

How they hanging?

Gravity's setting in .

Welcome to the club.

As much as l'd like to exchange pleasantries with you guys,

there's a pressing matter at hand .

Meet Sumarato Rahmat,

former British national turned arms dealer.

He has his own private army

and he's been hired to steal some detonators for nuclear missiles

for a very dangerous client.

Word on the street is the client's name is Ocelot.

[Barney] Hmm.

Now, those detonators get in the hands of Ocelot,

he's planning on using them to create an international incident.

We can't let that happen .

So that's when you guys come in .

Your landing zone is Qaddafi's old chemical war plant in Libya

which l hear is very nice this time of year.

Your mission is to make sure the detonators stay there.

All right? That's all l got, good luck.

Barney, keep 'em tucked .

I'll do my best.

- Operation Ocelot. - Mm-hmm .

When were you gonna tell me?

When you stopped playing footsies with your girlfriend .

Hey, why is Christmas so pissed about this Ocelot mission?

[laughs] He's just being Christmas.

Copy that.

He knows Barney very well ,

knows exactly how far he's willing to go to end Ocelot.

Who the hell names himself Ocelot?

Years ago,

the CIA hired Barney to find out who codename Ocelot actually is.

He was close when somebody walked him into an ambush

and nearly killed his entire team .

Damn .

Yeah , some would say Ocelot's a ghost that Barney created

to cover his own ass for a mistake. No fucking way.

Ocelot exists and Barney will bury him someday.

What the fuck happened to your ear man?

I'm glad you asked me that. I wrestled in college.

A common affliction in that sport is contusions to the ear.

A small pocket of blood . . . [continues indistinct]

[jet engines roaring]

[hard rock music playing]

Come on , big bird .

- Get up there, you death trap. - Don't insult it.

We have a successful liftoff.

[nervous laugh]

Maybe it was my first menage a trois, you know.

You know, Toll Road , what I'm talking about, right?

Hey,

you know what is a golden shower?

It is when the woman ,

she-she-she squats down on top of you and releases her bladder.

It's very liberating .

Wow, a world-class pervert.

You know what is a golden shower?

You look like the type who has had one before.

- L'm cutting these losers. - l heard too much of that.

- It's tune time. Time for music. - [switches clicking]

[classical music playing]

- It's ancient. - lt's soothing .

- Soothing? - Yeah .

[dismissive] Eh , maybe.

[breathes deeply]

You know, I had a panic attack last night.

- Did you really? You sure? - Yeah .

Like your skin started to crawl and your heart is beating?

You know it.

Just take some Xanax and pretend you're happy with your life.

I am happy!

By the way, you're the worst doctor ever.

Maybe it's Gina who's making you anxious.

She actually relaxes me.

It's this-this-- the job.

No.

Some guys are just not meant for companionship.

- Face the facts. - Wrong .

Maybe you want to die a bitter old sod , but not me.

I want to be cheerful , happy.

But l will come visit you in the home.

- Promise? - Scout's honor.

Let's see what's going on.

[Galán] One of them was covering me in hot candle wax.

Forget it.

- [Pahmat] Where are the detonators? - [Fezzan] Never!

- [grunting] - Your wife.

No, my wife. No, AIIahu Akbar.

[crying]

Your son is next.

Please, please, not my son , please.

Give me the detonators and l'll make it quick.

My son , Adam.

This is a fact you cannot change.

Give me the detonators or...

- Not my son . - Your choice.

Okay. Okay.

They are in control room .

The code to the safe is...

Eight...

one, four...

two...

seven .

Wise choice.

- [gunshot] - [scream echoes]

Let's wake up the kids. Ready?

- Yep. - [switch clicks]

- ♪ East side, west. . . ♪ - ♪ Side ♪

[chuckling]

Where'd that come from?

Oh, this is gonna be fun .

- LZ's hot - Here we go.

- [Gunner] lncoming! - [Barney] Flak!

[suspenseful music playing]

[Christmas] Intel was off.

Get creative!

Got it.

[Barney] Touch and go.

Okay, rally up. Pally up.

Am l driving lead?

Nah . Take Gunner to overwatch and fall in .

Touch!

[engine revving]

Happy hunting .

Check it out. There's something happening at the weapons plant.

We're on it.

[breathing heavily]

[Barney] West side, I count four Vehicles and a lot of ops.

Well , let's make less of them .

[speaking Thai]

[gunshots]

- Sir, I have a new transport. - Excellent.

Tell Ocelot we have them.

Let's go.

[suspenseful music playing]

In position .

Load up!

[Barney] Rahmat's got the detonators.

Gunner, you got eyes on them?

Like crystalline headlights.

[speaking Thai]

Gunner, you're way off target.

What do you need , a seeing-eye dog?

[muttering] Dammit!

[gunshot]

[Galán] Hey, Stevie Wonder!

You might want to get that prescription checked .

[groans]

[speaking Thai]

[Barney] Heads up, Lee, where are you?

Looks like we're making our entrance.

Grab your hueVos!

Let's fly, baby!

Whoo-hoo!

Who the fuck is this now?

- [sighs] - What do we do, boss?

Kill them.

[man] Open fire!

[screams]

Gunner, we could use some help!

Six months sober.

Now that's what I'm talking about, Gunner.

Can you lose them?

- We're inside! - Copy.

Split up.

Galán , we'll take point.

- You go after that squirter. - Copy.

We lost a .50 cal .

[groaning]

Pull up alongside him.

Time to improvise.

I can improvise.

[grunting and groaning]

Gut shot. You'll live.

[groans]

Whoa. . . maybe not.

[merc screaming]

Galán , what the fuck are you doing?

I'm improvising .

[suspenseful music playing]

What's going on in there? I need a status report now!

One more and we're on Pahmat.

[grunts]

[Easy grunting]

What the fuck, Easy?

[screaming]

Only easy day was yesterday.

Yep.

Initial success or total failure?

Initial success.

I'm out of ammo. l'm coming in .

You mean total failure.

Christmas, where are you? The detonators are compromised .

They're on the west side, heading north.

Don't let Rahmat leave with those detonators

or there's gonna be a lot of dead people.

[honks horn]

Get in , losers! We're going shopping !

You might want to watch your six!

- [speaking Thai] - Fire in the hole, fellas!

Moving !

Cover me!

Incoming !

Don't worry, my friend .

I would never leave you behind .

[suspenseful music playing]

[grunting with effort]

I can't get the angle!

[grunts]

- [alarms sound] - [breathing heavily]

- I'm out of flares. - Damn it, Barney!

Stay on mission, Christmas.

You're toast up there.

Listen to him , man . Get the detonators.

[Barney] Get the detonators, Lee!

That's an order!

Fuck no, I'm saving your dumb ass!

- [tires squeal] - [engine revving]

You're welcome!

Nice work, man , but who's on Rahmat?

[emotive music playing]

[gunshot]

[breathing heavily]

[dramatic guitar music playing]

[Easy] Holy shit.

[bar patron] l miss him , man .

[playing "Don't Fear The Reaper"]

We miss you , Barney!

[song continues]

[Toll Road] Everybody, listen up.

There's an old expression .

"Beware an old man in a profession where good men die young."

I'm sure Barney Ross

has had a seat reserved at the big table up there for some time now,

and he earned that seat. He never stopped earning it.

He brought the best out in each and every one of us

because he was the best of us.

To Barney.

[all] To Barney.

[sets down glass]

How are you?

Great.

You don't got to pretend , Lee.

You know Barney wouldn't want to watch you sulking like this.

Yeah , it's true.

Can l help?

Well . . . since you're asking .

I'd like--

So when are we going affer the guys that did this?

You ain't going nowhere. You're done.

- What's that mean? - You're off it.

- You're done. You're out. - Bullshit, Marsh .

Who's gonna run Barney's team?

Gina?

What is this, a bad joke?

Well , you disobeyed a direct order from your superior

and that costs us the mission , so you're out.

- I was trying to save him , Marsh . - Well , you didn't.

It's our play, it's our call . You're out.

[Easy] lt was Barney's sacrifice to make, brother.

Good death for the mission? It would count.

And you just took it from him .

Made his sacrifice worthless.

Christmas...

[Christmas, whispering] Yeah .

Thanks for the support.

You certainly picked your moment, pal .

Oh .

Barney hated cover bands.

I'll be in touch .

Hey.

Nothing Barney did was worthless.

- You understand? Nothing! - [Toll Road] Hey, hey, easy, cowboy.

The fuck you talk about Barney in my face?

[Toll Road] This ain't the place or time.

[Galán] Hey, guys, por faVor. Please, take it easy. Tranquilo.

"Pantry cook."

Tsk.

"Hospitality director."

Can be hospitable-ish .

"Private security detail for social media influencer."

["Mr Ohh" by Tripmastaz playing]

[girl] l'm gonna go get a drink.

We're about to go live, we're about to stream this shit,

and you girls look like shit.

Uh, no. No.

Bye-bye.

- Hey, muscles! - [snapping fingers]

- Get over here. - [indistinct chatter]

Here, dude. [giggles] Hold my sign .

[girls yelling and giggling]

I'm your private security detail .

I'm here to protect you , not hold your sign .

You see anybody looking to do me harm?

Potentially.

[chuckles] Whatever, just hold the sign .

"Potentially." Double-oh douchebag .

- [girl] Don't even know-- - [girls gasp]

What's up, motherfuckers?

I'm here at my NOLA pad, IiVestreaming to you at home.

Bringing a Iittle sumthin '-sumthin ' into your pathetic little IiVes.

Oh, ho, ho! Look at these NOLA bitches.

Which one? No.

Which two am I gonna fuck after?

[Christmas] Oi! HaVe some respect for the ladies.

I am livestreaming here.

You guys believe this shit? Look at this guy.

Who does this motherfucker think he is?

[As Christmas] "Oi! Respect the Iadies."

I'll respect them alright.

Respect them enough to let them Iick the sweat off my balls.

- [blows land] - Ow!

Fuck, dude, my nose.

Oo you know how much money I make off this face, asshole?

[exhales sharply]

Fuck it!

[engine revving]

[soft music playing]

- [beeping] - [safe unlocks]

[light switch clicks]

Welcome home. . . love.

You're lucky I didn't shoot you .

Tsk. [chuckles] Probably.

Hey, do you read now?

What is this?

Going somewhere, are we?

We're going after the guy that got Barney.

The only good thing that came out of Barney's death

was the unsealing of that file.

What the fuck does that mean? What's in here?

Well ...

Barney was part of a classified operation in between international agencies.

And when it went south,

all the parties involved decided to seal the file

until everyone associated with it was dead .

So, once Barney passed , that file was declassified .

It gave us a vital clue on Ocelot's identity.

[exhales sharply]

I want in . Coming with you .

Oh, l'm sorry.

You weren't invited .

[quietly] Oh .

Well , won't you be lonely without me?

No. There's lots of other boys on the mission .

I'm not in the mood .

I'm going to play a little Hendrix.

He usually does the trick.

Don't start.

Oh, l'm starting .

[both grunting]

[electric guitar music playing]

Oh, l always liked this tattoo.

So did your brother.

- [Gina grunts] - [bones crack]

This was always my favorite seat in the house.

Well , these ain't the cheap seats.

[Gina groaning]

You really need to be more careful .

Mm , make me.

Do an old soldier a favor.

First things first.

[panting]

[Christmas exhales deeply]

When l first met Barney...

I was straight out of the SAS .

Nothing to my name, down on my luck...

Took a chance on me when no one else would .

We're going to get the guy that did this to Barney.

I promise.

I know I can't go with you .

But l want you to take this.

Well ...

I'll make sure to give Pahmat your regards.

[door closes]

[suspenseful music playing]

[phone trilling]

[speaking Vietnamese]

Did you catch any of that?

I don't know what she's saying . But why do you think they call her Lash?

I have no idea, but l'd love to find out.

She can lash me any time.

Oh, it's way bigger than that, darling .

No, no, that's a Chinese bird .

We use the middle finger, they use the pinky.

- Oh . - But if the shoe fits...

I was saying, what's up with your ears?

- My ear? - Oh , shit.

Well , everybody knows I wrestled in college,

and a common affliction in that sport

is that you get a contusion in the ear

and it separates the cartilage from the skin

and creates like a little pocket.

It's been drained nine times.

I've never seen him so quiet.

In essence, God gave me armor.

He hasn't said anything since Barney died .

Now l caught my roommate talking shit about it one time.

And l had to smack him upside his head and give him his own cauliflower ear.

That's just the way it goes.

You want to feel it? No?

It's not contagious, l promise.

["Bigcityboi" by Binz playing]

[song continues]

How you doing , friend?

Looking for Decha.

Decha Unai?

Who?

Ex-Task Force 90, Thailand Special Forces.

Supposedly owns a boat that docks around here.

Don't know anyone around here like that,

but if he have boat...

boat down there.

Not up here.

Thanks for your help.

[indistinct chatter]

[suspenseful music playing]

Hey, excuse me, friend .

You know the owner of this boat?

I'm looking for a man named Decha.

I'm sorry. Decha is long gone.

Oh, yeah? Where?

To a place of peace.

Dead?

Ah .

Yeah , well , there's a lot of that going around .

Excuse me.

I can't let you steal this boat, sir.

What's it to you?

Just a boat.

It's not yours.

Hey, listen , l'm taking this boat with or without your permission .

[grunting]

Why do you have Barney's ring?

Barney's dead .

And l need this boat to get to the people who killed him .

I was looking for Decha.

From what Barney said about the man, I could use him for what's ahead .

Barney's dead .

I was once Decha, the man you seek.

But l put that man behind me.

If what you say is true,

Barney should have his revenge.

Damn right he should .

[guns clicking]

Hey.

[chuckles]

[Marsh] Okay, listen up.

The Thai cargo ship Jintara

was hijacked in the Andaman Sea by our mutual friend Pahmat.

The Jintara has changed course

and is tracking en route to the Russian coast of Vladivostok.

Now, due to that royal clusterfuck that was Libya,

Pahmat has taken possession of the nuclear detonators.

The ship itself is gonna be hosting an exchange

where they'll be taking possession of the remaining nuclear materials

needed to construct a viable bomb, nuclear-type,

and we cannot let that happen . Understood?

Now we also have valuable intel that says that Ocelot will be on the Jintara,

so this might be our one and only chance

- to learn of his true identity. - [Gina] Or her.

- What's that? - Could be a her.

Or her identity, yes.

And bring him or her in .

As you know, Barney's death opened up a file

that reveals the name of a man who worked with Ocelot,

a witness in witness protection . More on him from Russo.

Name's Fen Leong Bai ,

Ocelot's former partner, who'd love to rat Ocelot out.

- Snitches get stitches, right, Gunner? - [Marsh] That's right.

"Snitches get stitches."

Now l don't have to tell you how sensitive this mission is.

If the Pussians get wind that the U .S . forces are not only near,

but inside Russian territory, it's a World War I l l shit show.

Understood? So that's why this mission carries no U .S. signature whatsoever.

Full deniability.

This goes bad , it's on you . Oh, and one last thing .

Since you Neanderthals dicked up that last mission in Libya without me,

I'm gonna be coming along to babysit you this time.

Now, won't that be fun? Gina?

All right, so the mission's gonna go down like this.

We're gonna run this assault as a split team

with two separate objectives. We're gonna helo in .

Team Alpha's gonna secure the bridge

while Bravo searches and sweeps the boat.

We're gonna identify kill-capture both Ocelot and Pahmat,

secure the detonators and the nuclear components, helo extract.

Any questions?

Is my delivery a little different than Barney's?

He probably would have just said "Let's go."

- Yeah . - [Gina] Well ...

Let's go.

[dramatic music playing]

Is that an axe?

No, it's a snow shovel .

That makes sense.

Not for humanity, but for you , it makes sense.

[Christmas] Hey. . . So what's your story?

Barney told me you were ex-Task Force 90, ultimate killer type.

Never seen anyone faster or better.

There's only so many times you can kill a man , Christmas.

Each time, it gets easier.

You become numb to pain , to joy,

and to love.

With every person you kill ,

you lose a little more of yourself.

I had to stop before there was nothing left.

[suspenseful music playing]

[hissy breathing]

- [ship engine humming] - [water roiling]

Figured l would be using my axe by now.

Shh .

[ship groaning]

This is too quiet. Something ain't right.

Easy Day, Lash , you're with me.

The rest of you swing around port quarter.

Where's port quarter again?

I was Army, we said leff and right, not port and starship shit.

Starboard is right.

- Port leff, quarter back. - Got it.

Let's move.

[suspenseful music playing]

[Marsh] Got a bad feeling about this.

Yeah , where the hell is everybody?

The nuke is definitely onboard .

[Marsh] AII right, that's enough bad news.

They already haVe uranium with the detonators.

There is now an actiVe nuclear bomb on the ship.

We're about to take the bridge.

[grunts]

It's a ghost town in here.

Put your weapons down now!

[overlapping indistinct shouting]

[Lash] What a fucking mess this turned out to be.

First Libya, now this?

Somebody knew we were coming . Both times.

- My intel was solid . - Your intel was shit.

Ah , shit on this.

The intel could have been leaked . We don't know you .

He was verified .

Well , then maybe it was your new girlfriend .

Fuck you , Gunner.

You sold us out in Vilena on that mission .

Think l'd forget about that?

Somebody did sell us out.

How about your man?

You sold him out so you could be on top.

Oh, back off. She wouldn't do that.

What? Fuck him on top?

Fuck you .

Maybe it's the mute over in the corner.

What's up, Galán?

Cat got your tongue, cowboy?

- [Easy] Yeah , he's hiding something . - [Gunner] Yeah .

I never trusted this fucking guy.

[door clangs]

- Who's the leader? - [Marsh] l'm the leader.

[groans loudly]

[gun clicks]

- [exhales sharpl - [laughs]

[grunts]

Take him .

[suspenseful music playing]

- [door locks] - [Toll Road] Fuck.

There she is.

Go time.

I'll go first, send down a signal when it's clear for you to follow.

This is as far as I go.

- I could use you . - l can't.

If I let the old me out,

I don't know if I could ever get him back in .

I understand .

[suspenseful music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

[exhales sharply]

[rope swishes]

[indistinct chatter]

Should be carnage up here.

Where are you guys?

[distant shouting]

[merc] My shiff's done. Going downstairs.

Don't move and turn around . Slowly.

Well , which one is it, friend?

Don't move or turn around slowly?

Turn around . Very slowly.

Oh, Jesus Christ!

Colin , you scared the shit out of me, you bellend !

Colin? Who the fuck is Colin?!

Oh, don't give me that. Hey, you need to be careful with that.

That could go off in your hand .

[chokes]

[indistinct chatter]

Perfect timing , Mr. Marsh.

Marsh ?

This mission was a trap. Somebody leaked our intel .

- [grunts] - [Marsh coughs]

[groans]

My demands are simple.

Prisoner exchange.

I want your prisoner, Fen Leong Bai,

a dear friend of a friend . lf not...

Mr. Marsh will be the example of how deadly serious l am .

So, what's it going to be, Russo?

I don't have the authority.

I know you don't!

But l know someone who does.

[merc 2] Let's get the last of the fake flags up.

♪ And the rocket's red glare ♪

[continues indistinct]

[faint radio satellite broadcast]

[dramatic music playing]

[satellite beeping]

Pahmat...

you sneaky little sausage.

I can get you the authority.

Fen Leong Bai is in your Iockup.

Your contact is Donald AIIman, authorization 2-2-5-7-9.

[Rahmat] Good. And no funny business.

It's your call whether the Expendables need to live up to their namesake or not.

[suspenseful music playing]

[mercs speaking Bulgarian]

[tracker beeps]

[Randall's livestream playing distantly]

[door opens]

[Randall] Which one ? No. Which two--

[Christmas] Oi! Have some respect for the Iadies.

- [Pandall] I am livestreaming here. - [merc laughing]

You guys believe this shit? Look at this guy.

[speaking Bulgarian]

[laughing continues]

I'll respect them all right.

Respect them enough to let them Iick the sweat of my fuckin ' balls!

[speaking Bulgarian]

[epic music playing]

- [grunting] - [knife swishing]

[grunting and groaning]

Ah , this doesn't belong to you .

[merc groaning]

Where are my friends?

[groaning]

Where are my friends?

Sir, we might have a problem .

Paithoon and Takk have gone dark.

- [knife squelches] - [merc grunts]

Poom 657, B deck. Much appreciated .

Ah .

Gunner.

[Bok over radio] Takk?

Don't mind if l do.

Report back, Takk. We may have a rat onboard.

Check eVeryone 's status.

Takk?

Takk can't come to the phone right now.

He's a little limp.

Who is this?

[Christmas, laughing] A man who made a mistake. He Iet you live.

But l'm here to remedy that.

[Rahmat] Ah.

Look who's still trying to be a hero.

How nice ofyou to come aboard.

If you're hoping for a redo of the mess in Libya,

you're too late, I'm afraid.

My men are on their way to hunt you down .

So I guess it's up to me to put you in an early graVe.

Just like l did your friend in Libya.

Correction : he wasn't my friend .

He was my brother.

So you can bring your army.

Bring all the fucking men you want,

and I'II work through eVery Iast one of them.

When I get to you,

I'll make sure that the only way you leave this ship

is in a wonderful variety of pieces.

[radio beeps, clatters]

[alarm blaring]

[indistinct shouting]

[merc shouting]

[shouting continues]

[grunts]

[indistinct orders]

[shouts]

Don't shoot by the bomb!

[screaming]

[dramatic music playing]

[cocks gun]

[mercs groaning]

[mercs shouting]

[body thuds]

[ship groaning]

- [dirt bike engine starts and revs] - [shouting]

[epic music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

Pavel , you have eyes on the rat?

- Yes, sir. - Location?

Corridor, deck one.

Huh?

- Oeck two. - What?

[Pavel] Off.icers' dining area, deck three.

[screaming]

Oh!

[screaming]

[revs engine]

[grunting]

Pubber side down , mate.

- [mercs shouting] - He's on the stern !

[indistinct shouting]

[shouting]

[shouting]

What are you doing?

Thought you were done with this life.

It would be disrespectful to Barney's memory to let his friend die.

- I like the look. - Thank you .

- Let's get to it. - Okay.

[epic music playing]

[grunting and groaning]

Everything's sealed tight down here.

[Toll Road] Yeah , these are welded up solid too.

Okay, so what's next?

- Bilge system. - What?

Bilge system .

In emergencies, it clears water from the ship's dry areas.

If you get it open , it should let us out of here.

[Gunner] Come on , man . Let's get this fucking thing open .

[grunting] Damn it.

[Gunner grunts]

That ain't budging.

No shit. lt's got to get wet.

- What? - Wet.

If it gets wet, it'll open .

Well , anybody gotta pee?

I got to go.

I've had to piss since we heloed in here.

[unzips pants]

A little privacy, please?

The hyoid bone.

It's the only bone in the human body not connected to any others.

It's right here in the throat. Without it, we cannot speak.

With these hands, I will claw the hyoid bone

from the throat of that fucker Rahmat,

stick it up his boriend's culo,

then make both of their asses apologize

while they drown in their own blood .

Barney was my hero.

I do not speak, l cannot speak

because my mind is full of these brutal , visceral fantasies,

fantasies that will now become a hellish reality.

[exhales sharply]

You should go back to not talking .

Done.

Any takers?

This will lead us to the men who killed Barney?

[Gina] Uh , yes.

I will avenge him .

Guess he does like golden showers.

Leong Bai is en route to you as we speak.

I expect to haVe my team returned alive.

Of course, for what is a man without his word?

Hmm .

- Prepare for exchange. - Moving out!

- This way. - Okay.

Your friends will be really happy to see you , right?

Probably not. Gina will have to admit she needs me.

- On three. - Yeah .

Three.

- Nobody here. - No shit.

- Where did they go? - [Christmas sniffing]

You smell piss?

[sniffing] Yeah .

We're gonna stay quiet until it's time to get loud .

[Gina speaks indistinctly]

- Okay, okay. - Yeah .

Get on the ground !

Time to get loud?

It's you who needs to get down on the ground , pal .

Or what?

Or get wasted by an Expendable.

[chuckles]

Don't tell me.

You're happy to see me.

Technically, you're not an Expendable anymore, Christmas.

Especially you .

- Such a pleasure. - Likewise.

- Great timing . - Easy Day.

Feliz NaVidad.

Is that my tomahawk?

- Yeah . - How do you like it?

- Growing on me. - [Gina] What took you so long?

Did you think that l was gonna believe

you were actually just giffing me your knife?

- You giffed her your knife? - And they say romance is dead .

He put a tracker in it. It was all part of the plan .

Sorry.

I feel a little used .

- Mm-hmm . - [footsteps]

Okay, let's go.

Gunner, watch our six.

- I like your hair. - [Toll Road] Who's your new friend?

Decha, old friend of Barney's. Kicks ass with the best of them .

Any friend of Barney's is all right by me.

- Rahmat took Marsh . - Huh . l'm devastated .

First things first. Toll Road , I need you to take a look at something .

- It's a big fucking bomb - [ticking]

with the detonators that we didn't get.

- We're fucked . - Can you elaborate?

This thing's wired to go in 27 minutes.

It's tamper-proof. Got mercury switches.

The only way we're shutting this bad boy down is to find the remote kill switch .

That's the last line of defense.

Now, it's short range,

so whoever has that on their person is on this fucking boat.

- Rahmat. - Rahmat.

Who's Rahmat?

Guy who killed Barney.

We probably just entered Russian waters.

Dressing this ship to look like a U .S. aircraff carrier

with a primed nuke about to blow up the coast of Pussia.

It's going to start World War l l l .

Clock is ticking . Let's lock and load .

New location , deck side.

It's all about this kill switch now.

Switch off Rahmat, permanently.

Well , can you make us something loud and messy?

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

No, the Pope don't shit in the woods or next to a bear.

Why you gotta say shit like that?

["P. I . M . P." by 50 Cent playing over boombox]

What is that?

[indistinct shouting]

[song continues]

[song slows down, distorts]

Oh, shit, bomb!

[all screaming]

[epic music playing]

[mercs shouting]

[grunts]

[groans]

Shit!

[indistinct shouting]

[screaming]

[shouting]

[grunts]

[merc 3] Kitty, kitty.

[shouting]

- [gunfire continues] - [breathing heavily]

Fuck it!

- You're welcome. - Huh .

Don't mention it.

- [mercs shouting] - [gunfire continues]

[yells]

[sighs] Good to be back.

I got you .

Thanks.

[tense music playing]

ĮEh, puta!

[yells]

[Galán shouting]

I got him.

[grunting and groaning]

[alarm blaring]

- [grunts] - [Toll Road groaning]

Toll Road ! Easy! Man down! Man down !

[groaning]

[shouting and gunfire]

[pained groaning]

Can you kiss that, make it better?

Maybe later, I'm a little busy right now.

I got him.

Yeah?

[grunts]

[breathing heavily]

[tense music playing]

[grunts]

[screaming]

[body thuds]

[pilot] Ready for prisoner exchange.

Three minutes until we touch down.

Standing by for the exchange.

[Rahmat] Proceed as planned .

[running footsteps]

How you doing , Rahmat?

I see you like to play with knives.

Oh, l ain't playing no more.

You're gonna give me the kill switch and we're gonna end all this.

Come and get it, hero.

[both grunting]

[groans]

- [groaning] - [coughs]

Is that the biggest one you've got?

[grunts, exhales sharply]

[exclaims]

- Nah . - [coughs]

That's the biggest one l got.

- [groans] - [distant radio chatter]

- Lee, you good? - Yeah .

[Rahmat grunts]

[Rahmat grunts, breathes heavily]

- Where's the kill switch? - You fucking idiot.

I don't have the kill switch .

[grunts]

- My boss has it. - [bones crunching]

[yelling in pain]

Ocelot.

Fen Leong Bai is here.

He's our witness that can identify Ocelot.

[Rahmat groans]

[dramatic music playing]

- [Marsh] Hello, Bai . - Oh , my God , no.

- No! - Bye-bye, Bai .

Marsh is Ocelot.

He's had the kill switch this whole--

- [Christmas grunts] - [groaning]

That's for Barney.

How long until detonation?

Twelve minutes.

All right, we got twelve minutes

before this ship blows up like a Poman candle.

Hey, Marsh ! I guess you won't be needing that anymore.

All right, Christmas!

You're like genital warts!

Always showing up when you're not wanted and refusing to go away!

You got something l need , Marsh .

I'm coming down to get it.

I guess you figured out that this device right here

is the only thing preventing World War l l I ,

a conflict that, while devastating for many,

it'll be insanely, insanely,

insanely profitable for somebody.

And that somebody is gonna be me.

And the Expendables will take all the blame!

So, enjoy the show!

- Kill them all ! - Take cover!

[Gina] Everybody get down!

We need to get off this boat or we'll all get fried !

Jumping overboard is seeming like a decent plan right now.

We'll never make it out of the blast zone. We'll never make it in time.

[groaning]

Hey, man , not gonna die on my watch .

We gotta move, he's bleeding out.

I got an idea.

We can take my boat. It's being towed .

That's a great idea.

- Next time, let's start with that! - Yeah!

Gunner, give us cover fire. We're on the way out.

Copy that, cover fire.

[merc talking indistinctly]

[Gina] Meet at the stern . Pepeat, meet at the stern .

Granata!

We gotta move!

[Toll Road groaning]

I saw the girl on the other side!

[shouting]

[tense music playing]

There's no one on the bridge. Start searching the ship.

[indistinct shouting]

Toll Road , you're next.

Galán , you're up.

[groaning]

Come on !

[shouting]

What?

Never mind .

- [grunts lightly] - Let's go.

Mission first!

I gotta turn this ship around .

Make my sacrifice count!

It's his decision to make.

Decha, we need to move or Toll Road is not gonna make it.

[somber music playing]

[merc] Checking block D. They're going around .

[shouting]

[timer beeping]

[anchor signal blaring]

[exclaiming]

[indistinct shouting]

[all yelling]

[breathing heavily]

[alarm blaring]

[indistinct shouting]

[merc 4] Get the rest of the inflatable boats up here.

Sir, we're headed back out to sea.

[merc 5] Move it, move it, move it, people!

Genital fucking warts.

- Take him out! - [all yelling]

Get that RIB inflated !

We need to get the ship back on course. Get up to the bridge and fix this.

- But, sir. . . - Sir, what?

The nuke is gonna blow. We can't go up--

How do you feel about a promotion?

All to the bridge!

Take him down ! Come on ! All to the bridge! Go, go!

[tense epic music playing]

[weapon clatters]

[mercs yelling]

[gunfire dies down]

[sad music playing]

Looks like I'll be seeing you soon , Barney.

[all yelling]

[Marsh] Christmas!

Pight here, Marsh.

Ho, ho, ho!

I see you called in the cavalry!

Well , you can't get rid of me.

Well , fun's in trying .

Why don't you come down face to face?

Man to man .

Ah , old school .

Don't mind if l do.

Can't wait.

Don't you fucking move! I'll be right down .

Barney tried to expose me 25 years ago and he failed .

But you?

You're a good soldier. You're a very good soldier.

And this? l mean , this is above and beyond .

This. This is next level .

Barney would be proud of you .

Well , you can tell him yourself.

Because you're about to join him.

Those are very nice.

Look what Santa brought me.

The fuck?! Barney?

Hey, l had it with the classics!

You almost fucking killed me!

You're welcome.

Come on !

- What the fuck is happening?! - Hold on !

- Where are the nukes? - ln the stern .

Hey, you were dead !

- The hell's going on? - l'm a little busy.

[timer beeps]

[timer beeps]

So what's the story?

Twenty-five years ago,

we were doing a covert op, and eight of my team got wiped out.

I had to fake my own death to open up a classified file,

driving Marsh out of hiding so l could prove he's Ocelot.

Why'd you keep it from us?

If I didn't take that job, they'd all be alive, so it was personal .

You understand .

[intense music playing]

- I need a drink. - Me too.

- You're buying . - l'm broke.

You know, you were funnier when you were dead .

[laughs]

[sighs]

Great spending time with you again .

But you could use a shower.

[laughs]

["Coming in Hot" by Lesser Villains playing]

- [laughter] - [all exclaiming]

[Galán] Toll Road , you owe me 20 bucks.

Guess you won't be needing glasses.

Not bad .

Hey, salute to my friends who never quit.

Cheers to you all .

- Salute. - Salute.

To you guys.

What about that corny quote on the ship, Christmas?

- You don't need to repeat it, Toll Poad . - Make my sacrifice count!

Yeah , fuck you .

Stop giving him such a hard time. I think it's sweet.

- Aww. - l think that's sweet.

They're all just jealous,

- 'cause you're the most handsome one. - l know.

Ain't love beautiful .

[Lash] Hey, Toll Road .

Peally?

Ah ...

Barney Poss, back from the dead .

Only you could walk away from a blazing inferno,

with not a scratch on you .

You are like a mythical bird rising up from the ashes.

- I don't know how you do-- - Just a moment.

I am relaxed . l'm trying to talk to my hero over here.

Would you give me some space, please, Easy Day?

Hey, Lame Brain , you got a minute?

- Of course. - A minor question .

- Step right in . - There it is.

- Ah . - Piece of junk.

I missed this.

- Thanks, my friend . - Yeah .

I need to know.

- Who the corpse is? - Exactly.

You ever wonder what happened to Jumbo Shrimp?

["Coming in Hot" by Lesser Villains continues]

[plane system] Warning. Terrain ahead. Too low.

- Warning. No Ianding gear. - [alert blaring]

Pull up!

[song continues]

You didn't.

Oh, yes, I did .

[laughing]

["The Boys Are Back ln Town" by Thin Lizzy playing]

[song continues]

[instrumental music playing]

[music ends]