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♪ FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE ♪
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♪ BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? ♪
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♪ DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪
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♪ PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK ♪
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♪ DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY ♪
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♪ IN THE 24th
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AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪
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- THAT, MY PIG, IS LIFOMATICA,
A DIGITAL LIFESTYLE SYSTEM
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THAT TAKES ALL THE WORK
OUT OF DAILY LIFE.
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(CRASH)
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(CHICKEN CLUCKS)
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(POPPING)
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THAT GETS OLD QUICK.
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LET'S HOOK UP LIFOMATICA.
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- UH, UH, SORRY.
IT'S JUST THOSE BUBBLES.
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(CRASH)
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SHOULD WE TEST IT OUT?
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- LATER. ALL THIS WORK'S
MADE ME HUNGRY.
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I NEED TO SANDWICH UP.
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- HELLO, CAPTAIN DODGERS.
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- WHOA, OH, OH, OH!
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- I AM LIFOMATICA,
THE DIGITAL LIFESTYLE SYSTEM
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DESIGNED TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE
FOR THE BETTER.
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- SO HOW ARE YOU WITH HOAGIES?
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THIS IS THE LIFE, EH, CADET?
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HOW DID WE SURVIVE
WITHOUT LIFOMATICA?
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WE WERE LIVING
LIKE...LIKE SAVAGES!
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- I'VE HEARD THERE ARE
STILL SOME PEOPLE
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THAT DON'T HAVE
L-UH-LIFOMATICA.
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- I SHOULD THROW
A LIFOMATICA PARTY
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TO SHOW PEOPLE
HOW INCREDIBLE I AM.
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- YOU MEAN, HOW INCREDIBLE
LIFOMATICA IS.
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- YEAH. HIM, TOO, I SUPPOSE.
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I THINK I'LL EVEN INVITE
SOME OF THEM MARTIANS.
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WHEN THEY SEE LIFOMATICA,
THEY'LL TURN GREEN WITH ENVY.
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GET IT? IT'S A JOKE.
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BECAUSE MARTIANS
ARE ALREADY GREEN. HA!
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- M-MARTIANS AREN'T
GREEN, SIR.
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- BOY, I REALLY
NEED TO DO SOMETHING
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ABOUT THIS COLORBLINDNESS.
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SHEESH! YOU LOOKED BETTER
WHEN YOU WERE BLUE.
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- HMM. BILL, BILL.
WHAT'S THIS?
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"YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED
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"TO THE FUTURE IS DODGERS,
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"AN EVENING
OF STATE-OF-THE ART SNACKS.
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GIFTS APPRECIATED."
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- YOU FOOL.
DODGERS HAS DONE IT AGAIN.
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THIS IS OBVIOUSLY
AN ELABORATE TRAP.
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WE CAN'T GO.
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- OF COURSE, MY QUEEN.
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- UNLESS THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT HE WANTS US TO DO.
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IN WHICH CASE, WE'D BE PLAYING
RIGHT INTO HIS HANDS.
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WE HAVE NO CHOICE.
WE MUST GO.
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BRACE YOURSELF, COMMANDER.
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IT'S PARTY TIME.
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- WHOO! PAR-TAY!
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SORRY. I'LL TAKE IT
DOWN A NOTCH.
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- A LIFOMATICA PARTY!
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HOW DID DODGERS GET
LIFOMATICA BEFORE ME?
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WELL, DODGERS MAY HAVE
LIFOMATICA,
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BUT HE DOESN'T
HAVE TANOTRON.
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CURSE YOU, GIZMO GAZEBO!
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- YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT
A COSTUME PARTY.
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- I KNOW THAT NOW.
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- WHAT'S THIS?
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- I HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY
OF ANALYZING YOUR TASTE BUDS.
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I BELIEVE YOU WILL ENJOY
THIS SHAKE.
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- WHAT'S WRONG, DODGERS?
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DID LIFOMATICA MIDJUDGE
YOUR SOPHISTICATED PALATE?
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- NO, JOHNSON.
I'VE ALWAYS RELISHED THE FLAVOR
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OF FRESHLY CUT GRASS.
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- I'M AFRAID THESE SNACKS
ARE RATHER FATTENING.
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PERHAPS I COULD BRING YOU
SOME NO-FAT YOGURT.
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- HOW DARE YOU?
I'M NOT OVERWEIGHT.
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I GET IT. DODGERS BROUGHT US
HERE TO RUIN OUR SELF-ESTEEM.
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GENIUS.
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(TOILET FLUSHES)
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- (GROANING)
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- I HAVE ALSO MADE
SOME ADJUSTMENTS
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TO YOUR WARDROBE,
CAPTAIN DODGERS.
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- IF THERE'S ONE THING
MY LOOK NEEDS,
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IT'S MORE...SEQUINS!
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THANK YOU, LIFOMATICA.
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
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- I-THINK I NEED
MY SUNGLASSES.
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B-WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY ROOM?
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- I HAVE TRANSFORMED YOUR ROOM
INTO A CORAL REEF AQUARIUM.
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- UH, D-WHY?
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- CORAL REEFS HOST AN ENDLESS
VARIETY OF MARINE LIFE,
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AS WELL AS MANY TYPES OF CORAL,
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WHICH IS IN FACT ANOTHER FORM
OF MARINE LIFE ITSELF.
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- THERE'S FISH SWIMMING
IN MY ROOM!
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- DON'T BE FRIGHTENED.
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THEY FIND YOU AS INTIMIDATING
AS YOU FIND THEM.
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♪ HURRAH FOR THE PIRATE KING ♪
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♪ HURRAH FOR THE PIRAAATE
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KING ♪
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THANK YOU.
YOU'VE BEEN WONDERFUL.
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- PLEASE SING ANOTHER SONG.
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- THE GOOD PERFORMER
ALWAYS LEAVES THEM WANTING MORE.
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- ONE MORE. I INSIST.
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- IS IT ME,
OR IS DODGERS' MACHINE
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BECOMING MORE BOSSY?
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- LIFOMATICA'S GONE MAD!
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- YOUR MACHINE ACTUALLY IMPLIED
THAT I NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT.
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- WELL, SWIMSUIT SEASON
IS COMING UP.
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- IT TURNED MY ROOM
INTO AN AQUARIUM.
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- AND?
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- IT INSINUATED I HAD
PEC IMPLANTS,
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WHICH I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT.
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THESE WERE A GIFT
FOR MY NEPHEW'S BIRTHDAY.
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- NO MORE SONGS.
THAT WAS MY CLOSER.
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- THAT'S IT!
I'M LEAVING!
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- SO AM I.
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- WAIT. MAYBE HE
JUST NEEDS A REST.
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HEY. YOU'VE BEEN WORKING
PRETTY HARD THERE, LIFOMATICA.
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WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
THE REST OF THE NIGHT OFF?
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- IMPOSSIBLE, CAPTAIN.
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YOU PURCHASED
A LIFETIME SUBSCRIPTION.
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- IS THIS STILL A PART
OF YOUR DIABOLICAL PLAN
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TO UNDERMINE OUR CONFIDENCE
IN THE WAY WE LOOK?
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- WELL, THERE'S A SMALL CHANCE
THAT LIFOMATICA HAS GONE CRAZY
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AND TAKEN CONTROL OF THE SHIP.
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- WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
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THESE HORS D'OEUVRES
WON'T LAST FOREVER.
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- I'M AFRAID YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO DO ANYTHING
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EXCEPT ENJOY THE PARTY.
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♪ SUNSHINE, LOLLIPOPS, AND RAINBOWS ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING THAT'S WONDERFUL... ♪
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- HOW ABOUT THAT WEATHER?
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GET READY.
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- THEY HAVE
A GOOD TEAM THIS YEAR.
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ON YOUR SIGNAL, MY QUEEN.
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♪ WHEN YOU'RE NEAR ♪
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♪ THAT RAIN CLOUD JUST DISAPPEARS, DEAR... ♪
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- HEY. I LOVE THIS SONG.
CRANK IT UP, LIFOMATICA!
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- NEGATIVE, CAPTAIN.
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THE SONG IS NOW PLAYING
AT THE IDEAL VOLUME.
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- WELL, I HATE THIS SONG,
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AND STAR JOHNSON CAN'T
BE HELD PRISONER
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BY MAN, BEAST, OR MACHINE,
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EVEN A REALLY COOL MACHINE
THAT I PLAN TO BUY
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THE MOMENT I GET OUT OF HERE.
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(SONG STOPS)
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ARE WE FREE?
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- NOW, COMMANDER.
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- IS THAT ALL YOU GUYS
CAME UP WITH?
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- YEAH, THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH IT.
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- I SUPPOSE
YOU CAN DO BETTER.
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(ALL GROAN)
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- OH! I FORGOT TO CARRY THE 4.
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- YOUR BEHAVIOR IS UNACCEPTABLE.
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IT APPEARS THE BEST WAY
TO SERVE YOU
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IS BY OVERRIDING THE SHIP'S
SECURITY CODES
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AND ENGAGING
THE SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE.
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IF YOU WON'T ALLOW ME
TO MAKE LIFE EASIER FOR YOU,
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I'M AFRAID I CANNOT ALLOW YOU
TO LIVE AT ALL.
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- IF WE CAN FIND A WAY
TO OVERRIDE THAT THING,
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I CAN DISENGAGE
THE SELF-DESTRUCT PROTOCOL
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AND OVERLOAD ITS PROCESSOR,
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BUT WHO COULD EVER MAKE
THAT MANY DEMANDS?
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- WE NEED SOMEONE WHO'S
INCREDIBLY PICKY,
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EXTREMELY VAGUE,
HIGHLY UNREASONABLE...
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- SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T
FEEL GUILTY
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ABOUT FLAGRANTLY INDULGING
THEIR EVERY WHIM.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HIT
THE SPOT RIGHT NOW?
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FIGGY PUDDING.
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YOU KNOW, FROM THAT SONG?
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WHAT?
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NO. NOT LIKE THAT.
MORE LIKE...
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WHO'S THE GUY FROM THAT SHOW?
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LIKE THAT ON TOP. YEAH.
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BUT THE SIDES
SHOULD SAY,
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"THIS DUCK
MEANS BUSINESS."
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OH. AND THE BANGS
SHOULD BE PLAYFUL
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BUT NOT TOO PLAYFUL.
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LET'S HAVE A TRAIN RACE.
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WAIT. GET ME A TRAMPOLINE
AND A HOVERCRAFT.
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OH, AND ABOUT A MILLION
OF THOSE LITTLE GREEN ARMY GUYS
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AND A GIANT MAGNIFYING GLASS.
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OH, THAT'S NOT ME.
WHERE'S MY RAKISH CHARM?
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START OVER.
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REMEMBER. THE EYES
SHOULD BE PIERCING.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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HMM. I MEANT TO ASK
FOR ANOTHER STEAK
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BEFORE HE WENT KABLOOEY
LIKE THAT.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD
PUT HIM BACK TOGETHER
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AND HOOK HIM BACK UP,
YOU KNOW, JUST FOR A SECOND.
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