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♪ FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE ♪
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♪ BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE ♪
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♪ DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY ♪
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♪ PROTECTING THE POWERLES AND THE WEAK ♪
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♪ DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY ♪
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♪ IN THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY ♪
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HMM. LOOKS LIKE IT'S
10 TO ONE.
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TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT.
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NICE SHOOTING, FELLAS,
BUT NEXT TIME,
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BRING SOME FRIENDS.
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LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU,
EVILDOERS!
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HMM.
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HI.
SORRY TO BOTHER YOU,
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BUT WE HAVE A BIG TEST
COMING UP,
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AND WE NEED
A LITTLE HELP STUDYING.
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WOULD YOU MIND GETTING
FREE MASSAGES FROM 40 GIRLS
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FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WE'D BE FOREVER GRATEFUL.
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PLEASE!
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WELL, I GUESS I COULD
HELP YOU LOVELY LADIES,
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PROVIDED YOU AGREE
TO PAY ME FOR MY TIME.
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AH, YES, CADET,
THOSE WERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS.
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WH-WH-WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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N-NONE OF THAT EVER HAPPENED.
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OH, YES, IT DID.
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IT'S RIGHT HERE IN MY DIARY.
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YES, I'VE HAD QUITE A COLORFUL
CAREER, BUT THAT'S ALL OVER NOW,
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THANKS TO THIS HORRIFYING
TRUCE WITH MARS.
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RIGHT, CADET?
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SOME OF THESE ARE
PR-PR-PRETTY GOOD,
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FOR BEING COMPLETE
FABRICA-FABRICA-UH,
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COMPLETELY MADE UP.
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YOU SHOULD SEE
MY HOME MOVIES.
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BUT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
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PEACE IS BORING!
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EH, WH-WH-WHAT YOU NEED IS
A HOBBY, CAPTAIN.
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I'M AN AVID SPELUNKER.
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THANK YOU.
EH. MAYBE I CAN PICK A FIGHT
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WITH THAT MARTIAN RUNT.
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WITH A LITTLE LUCK,
IT COULD ESCALATE INTO
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INTERPLANETARY WAR.
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THAT WAS A WONDERFUL MEAL,
COMMANDER.
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IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN'T DO?
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WELL, I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU,
MY SWEET.
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THESE PAST FEW MONTHS HAVE
BEEN THE HAPPIEST OF MY LIFE.
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I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART.
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AND YOU WITH MINE.
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YOUR MAJESTY, I HAVE
SOMETHING TO ASK YOU.
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ASK!
OH, ASK!
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WILL YOU...
WILL YOU BE MY...
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HEY!
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I'M NOT INTERRUPTING ANYTHING,
AM I?
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WIFE?
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WHY NOT?
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WHAT'S THIS?
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YOU'RE MARRYING HIM?
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CAN YOU GIVE ME
A REASON NOT TO?
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I CAN GIVE YOU THOUSANDS OF
REASONS, BUT IT'S YOUR LIFE.
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BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU'RE GETTING ANY YOUNGER.
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HO HO HO!
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ALWAYS THE KIDDER.
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ANYWAY, BECAUSE YOU HELPED
TO BRING US TOGETHER
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BY CREATING PROBLEMS THAT
WE COULD DEAL WITH AS A COUPLE,
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I WAS WONDERING,
WOULD YOU BE MY BEST MAN?
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NAH. I HATE WEDDINGS.
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-MMM...
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-UM...A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.
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-MEANWHILE, IN
A MYSTERIOUS SWAMP ON EARTH,
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A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND
IS UP TO NO GOOD.
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SUMMONED TOGETHER BY
A MYSTERIOUS HOST,
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SOME 13 OF THE MOST SINISTER
VILLAINS IN THE UNIVERSE.
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- SO, WHO BE THE SCURVY DOG
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THAT SUMMONED US TO THIS
VILLAINOUS CONVOCATION?
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BE IT YOU?
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- HEY, DON'T LOOK AT ME.
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I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH THIS.
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AS A MATTER OF FACT,
THE LAST THING I REMBER
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BEFORE COMING HERE
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WAS BEING TURNED TO DUST.
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CURSE YOU, DUCK DODGERS!
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- DUCK DODGERS?
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- DUCK DODGERS?
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- DUCK DODGERS?
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- WHO IS THIS DUCK DODGERS?
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- HE'S THE MANGIEST,
MOST LOWDOWNIEST
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SPACE HERO IN THE GALAXY.
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- AYE!
DODGERS INFILTRATED ME CREW
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AND SCUTTLED ME SHIP.
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- HE REFUSED MY STALKING
AND BROKE MY HEART.
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- DODGERS OWES ME $5.00.
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- OH, FATHER!
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- THIS DODGERS FELLOW SOUNDS A
LOT LIKE MY ARCHENEMY...SEAMAN.
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- ANYBODY EVERY HEAR OF SEAMAN?
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- AYE, NO.
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- OR THE BLACK EELL,
FOR THAT MATTER?
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- WHAT? OF COURSE
YOU'VE HEARD OF ME.
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I'M BLACK EELL, MASTER OF
ALL THINGS AQUATIC...
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OR I WOULD BE IF IT WEREN'T FOR
THAT INFERNAL SEAMAN!
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- ARE YOU SURE YOU'VE GOT
THE RIGHT BUILDING?
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- NEVER HEARD OF THE VARMINT.
DOESN'T RING A BELL.
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- YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
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FROM THE FARTHEST REACHES OF
THE GALAXY
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THAT WE MAY JOIN TOGETHER
TO DESTROY OUR COMMON ENEMY.
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YOU HAVE ALL SUFFERED
AT HIS HANDS.
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- YOU BLASTED FOOLS!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
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- YEOW!
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- AAH!
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- AAH!
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- CURSE YOU, SEAMAN!
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- BUT ROBOTO
HAS SUFFERED THE MOST.
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FRIEND, YOU STAY, I GO.
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- I LOVE YOU.
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- DODGERS FRIEND.
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THAT IS WHY I HAVE INVITED YOU
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TO JOIN THE LEGION OF DUCK DOOM.
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- LEGION OF DUCK DOOM?
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- AYE. I REALLY WASN'T
GOING TO SAY ANYTHING,
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BUT IT DOES SEEM
A TAD DERIVATIVE.
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- OH, OH, OH!
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MAYBE WE COULD
VOTE ON A NAME.
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- ORDER!
ORDER!
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ROBOTO IS PAYING THE RENT
ON SECRET LAIR.
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ROBOTO LIKES
LEGION OF DUCK DOOM.
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NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS...LUNCH.
ROBOTO SUGGESTS PIZZA.
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- I WANT HAMBURGER!
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- TOFU.
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- HOW'S ABOUT SALT PORK
AND RANCID BISCUITS?
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- I'M G-GLAD YOU
CHANGED YOUR MIND, CAPTAIN.
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THIS WILL A WONDERFUL
EDUCATIONAL EXPERIENCE.
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- YEAH, YEAH, EDUCATIONAL.
GUESS WHO I AM.
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DODGERS, SOMETHING TERRIBLE
HAS HAPPENED,
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AND I NEED YOU
TO FIX EVERYTHING
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WHILE I SIT ON MY BIG FAT DUFF
IN MY PLUSH OFFICE.
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- OH, EH, C-CAPTAIN...
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- CADET, YOU KNOW BETTER
THAN TO INTERRUPT ME
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WHILE I'M PONTIFICATING ON
POINTLESS MINUTIAE.
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- POINTLESS MINUTIAE?
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BIG FAT DUFF?
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- CADET.
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- HA HA HA!
D-DID I FORGET
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TO MENTION THAT DR. I.Q. HI
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WOULD BE D-D...,
UH, JOING US TODAY?
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- MOTHER WARNED ME NOT
TO MAJOR IN POINTLESS MINUTIAE.
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- ROBOTO'S SPYCAM IS
WORKING PERFECTLY.
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THE LEGION OF DUCK DOOM
IS GOING SPELUNKING.
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- LATER, AT CARLSBAD CAVERNS...
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- I'LL BE LEADING OUR
EXPLORATION OF THE HISTORIC
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C-CARLSBAD CAVERNS,
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GIVING YOU INTERESTING
GEOLOGICAL FACTS
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AND READING EXCERPTS
FROM M-MY NEW BOOK...
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"THE STALACTITE WHO WANTED
TO BE A STALAGMITE."
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- SOUNDS STUPID, HUH?
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- SHH! IT'S AN ALBERRY
AWARD-WINNER.
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- THEY'LL GIVE ANYTHING
AN AWARD THESE DAYS.
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- IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND, BOY-O,
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I'M TRYING TO LISTEN TO
THE PIG'S TALE.
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- ALL RIGHT.
EVERYBODY ST-ST-STAY CLOSE.
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- ROBOTO'S PLAN IS
WORKING PERFECTLY.
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HA HA HA HA.
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- SURPRISINGLY,
EVERYTHING YOU SEE HERE
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IS THE WORK OF
A SINGLE ARCHITECT...
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W-WATER, THE GREATEST
ARCHITECT ON EARTH.
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AND M-MORE INFORMATION ABOUT
THE NATURAL SPLENDOR OF
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CALCITE-BASED
SUBTERRANEAN GEOLOGY
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CAN BE FOUND IN M-MY NEW BOOK,
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NOW AVAILABLE AT
YOUR L-LOCAL BOOKSTORE.
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- I'M SURE THERE'S PLENTY OF
COPIES STILL AVAILABLE.
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- CHAPTER ONE...A TALE OF
2 ROCK FORMATIONS.
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"IT WAS THE BEST OF EONS.
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IT WAS TH-TH-THE WORST
OF EONS."
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- EXCUSE ROBOTO, BUT IT IS TIME.
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- OH! BUT THIS YARN'S
JUST SET SAIL.
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- ROBOTO DID NOT SUMMON YOU
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FROM THE FARTHEST REACHES OF
THE GALAXY
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FOR STORYTIME.
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LET'S GO!
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- W-WATCH OUT FOR
FALLING ROCKS.
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PASS IT DOWN.
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- WATCH OUT FOR FALLING ROCKS.
PASS IT DOWN.
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- RIGHT-O.
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WATCH OUT FOR...
FALLING...ROCKS?
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- ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE.
THIS IS IT.
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AT LAST...OUR MOMENT OF
VENGEANCE HAS COME.
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CANASTA, SILVER,
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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- EVERYBODY SHOULD T-TIE UP
TO THE SAFETY ROPE.
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- THE CADET WANTS US ALL
TO TIE OURSELVES TOGETHER.
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- SAFETY FIRST.
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- UHHH!
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AHOY, ME BUCKO!
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THE ROPE, SHE WAS
SLIPPERY AS TREE BARK.
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SORRY.
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- THERE.
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WHAT THE...
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HEY, I.Q., WHAT THE...HUH?
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STUPID SAFETY ROPE
GOT SNAGGED ON A ROCK ALREADY.
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THEY SHOULD CALL IT
AN UNSAFETY ROPE.
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I MEAN, WHAT'S SO SAFE
ABOUT ROPE, ANYWAY?
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RIGHT, I.Q.?
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HELP...
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- HE PROBABLY CUT HIMSELF LOOSE
HOURS AGO.
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- DON'T CUT THE ROPE.
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- OH, CADET!
WHERE ARE YOU?
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
BABY CAN'T REACH?
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I ONCE HAD A LITTLE BOY
JUST LIKE YOU, YOU KNOW.
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- REALLY?
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- OH, YEAH.
HE WAS...
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WELL, COME TO THINK OF IT,
HE WAS ACTUALLY
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A PLASTIC DINOSAUR.
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BUT YOU SORT OF LOOK LIKE HIM,
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WITH THAT SWANLIKE NECK
OF YOURS.
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- DOES ANYONE HAVE A PLAN
THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE
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DROPPING HEAVY OBJECTS?
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- I DO.
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BEHOLD MY INSTANT
STAWACTITE/STAWAGMITE MAKER.
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- HOW DOES IT WORK?
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- I SIMPLY PWESS THIS BUTTON
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TO ACTIVATE THE MECHANISM.
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- OK, EVERYBODY JUST...
DO SOMETHING.
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- WATER.
I'M GOING TO NEED SOME WATER.
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- ALL OF YOUR SCHEMES
DON'T HAVE TO BE WATER-BASED.
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- THINK OUTSIDE OF THE TANK.
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RIGHT!
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- AND THAT BRINGS US TO
TH-TH-THE LARGEST OF
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THE CAVERNS,
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THE GRAND HALL.
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THE WEIGHT OF THE ENTIRE CEILING
RESTS ON THESE 3 PILLARS,
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KNOWN AS THE ANDREWS SISTERS.
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- HELLO!
CADET, WHERE ARE YOU?
230
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,967
CADET! OHH.
231
00:11:40,034 --> 00:11:44,239
WELL, AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO
LISTEN TO HIS BORING LECTURE.
232
00:11:44,339 --> 00:11:47,842
SOMETHING'S NOT...I DON'T KNOW.
233
00:11:47,909 --> 00:11:52,259
A WORTHLESS OLD RUSTY WASHER.
234
00:11:56,650 --> 00:11:58,819
NOW, THAT'S
AN INTERESTING FORMATION.
235
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,688
- I'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE!
236
00:12:00,755 --> 00:12:02,424
WATCH OUT, DODGERS!
237
00:12:02,524 --> 00:12:04,592
- I'M FEELING A BIT
LISTLESS LATELY.
238
00:12:04,692 --> 00:12:07,928
WHAT I NEED IS EXERCISE.
239
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,496
WHAT?!
240
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:10,497
THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.
241
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:11,766
- ONE.
242
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:14,368
MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE
SEAMAN A CALL.
243
00:12:14,435 --> 00:12:18,506
HEH HEH HEH!
244
00:12:18,573 --> 00:12:23,573
- YOU WON'T ESCAPE
THIS TIME, DODGERS.
245
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:27,181
- OH, BOY, THIS IS BAD.
246
00:12:27,248 --> 00:12:29,216
- AND THAT,
MY FELLOW SP-SP-SPELUNKERS,
247
00:12:29,283 --> 00:12:32,133
CONCLUDES OUR TOUR.
248
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,624
- YEAH.
THAT WHOLE ROPE IDEA
249
00:12:36,724 --> 00:12:38,259
WAS KIND OF A BUST, HUH?
250
00:12:38,293 --> 00:12:40,861
- CAN'T HOLD IT MUCH LONGER!
251
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,364
- SHE HOLDING UP
THE WHOLE CEILING?
252
00:12:43,431 --> 00:12:45,933
- D-DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE REST OF OUR PARTY?
253
00:12:45,967 --> 00:12:48,636
- NOPE, BUT I WOULDN'T
WORRY ABOUT THEM.
254
00:12:48,736 --> 00:12:50,437
THEY HAVE EACH OTHER.
255
00:12:50,471 --> 00:12:51,438
- AHH...
256
00:12:51,472 --> 00:12:52,807
- TO EAT, I MEAN.
257
00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:53,774
- URGH!
258
00:12:53,808 --> 00:12:55,776
- YOU'RE DOING REAL GOOD.
259
00:12:55,810 --> 00:12:59,147
- GOOD? SHE'S TOTALLY AWESOME!
260
00:12:59,247 --> 00:13:00,815
- YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT
SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
261
00:13:00,915 --> 00:13:05,865
ON A SP-SP-SPELUNKING
EXPEDITION.
262
00:13:06,487 --> 00:13:09,556
OR THAT.
263
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:13,495
- OR THAT!
264
00:13:13,495 --> 00:13:15,896
- I'M BORED.
HEY, CADET, YOU WANT
265
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:16,897
TO GO BOWLING?
266
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,132
- OH...NO.
267
00:13:18,233 --> 00:13:19,668
- MAYBE I.Q. WOULD LIKE TO GO.
268
00:13:19,768 --> 00:13:22,337
- NOBODY'S HEARD FROM HIM
SINCE OUR SPELUNKING TRIP.
269
00:13:22,437 --> 00:13:25,640
- A LITTLE HELP HERE.
ANYBODY?
270
00:13:25,741 --> 00:13:27,641
- WH-WH-WHY DON'T YOU TAKE UP
THE COMMANDER'S OFFER
271
00:13:27,675 --> 00:13:29,477
TO BE HIS B-BEST MAN?
272
00:13:29,578 --> 00:13:31,145
TH-TH-THEY'LL HAVE CAKE
AT THE WEDDING.
273
00:13:31,179 --> 00:13:33,147
- CAKE? WHY DIDN'T
274
00:13:33,248 --> 00:13:35,016
SOMEBODY SAY THAT
IN THE FIRST PLACE!
275
00:13:35,116 --> 00:13:38,353
MARTIAN, I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER
FOR THAT BEST MAN THING,
276
00:13:38,453 --> 00:13:39,987
PROVIDED THERE'S CAKE AND ALL.
277
00:13:40,088 --> 00:13:41,322
- OH, GOODY.
278
00:13:41,356 --> 00:13:42,591
- JUST LET ME KNOW
WHAT YOU NEED DONE,
279
00:13:42,657 --> 00:13:46,627
AND I'LL MAKE SURE
THE CADET DOES IT.
280
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:47,995
OH, MAKE SURE
THE WEDDING CAKE IS
281
00:13:48,096 --> 00:13:50,031
CHOCOLATE WITH
RASPBERRY FILLING!
282
00:13:50,131 --> 00:13:51,433
DODGERS OUT.
283
00:13:51,499 --> 00:13:53,935
I THINK I HANDLED THAT
CAKE THING PRETTY WELL.
284
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:57,338
- GOOD NEWS!
DODGERS IS THE BEST MAN.
285
00:13:57,439 --> 00:13:59,674
- INTERESTING...THAT'S WHAT
I USED TO THINK.
286
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:03,478
- I'LL BET HE'S PLANNING MY
BACHELOR PARTY RIGHT NOW.
287
00:14:03,511 --> 00:14:05,146
- LOOKS LIKE IT'S
JUST YOU AND ME
288
00:14:05,179 --> 00:14:06,481
FOR THE BACHELOR PARTY, CADET.
289
00:14:06,514 --> 00:14:08,116
- WH-WH-WHAT ABOUT
THE MARTIAN COMMANDER?
290
00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:11,786
- HE'S NOT A BACHELOR.
HE'S GETTING MARRIED!
291
00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:13,354
NOW, YOU BLOW UP THE BALLOONS
292
00:14:13,455 --> 00:14:17,792
WHILE I MAKE
THE FINGER SANDWICHES.
293
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,360
- WE OUGHT TO HIJACK SOME SHIPS
294
00:14:19,461 --> 00:14:21,496
AND ATTACK DODGERS WITH
EVERYTHING WE GOT!
295
00:14:21,529 --> 00:14:24,698
- WE SHOULD LURE DODGERS INTO
A BLACK HOLE!
296
00:14:24,799 --> 00:14:27,969
- ARR!
ALL'S I NEED IS A PLANK.
297
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,071
AND A SHIP.
298
00:14:30,171 --> 00:14:32,240
OH, AND AN OCEAN.
299
00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:33,741
AYE, AND A PIRATE CREW.
300
00:14:33,841 --> 00:14:38,841
- ROBOTO HAS A BETTER IDEA.
HA HA HA HA.
301
00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:50,891
- UH...WHAT IN TARNATION
ARE WE LAUGHING ABOUT?
302
00:14:50,992 --> 00:14:52,393
- THIS.
303
00:14:52,427 --> 00:14:54,729
ROBOTO ALWAYS HAS A METEOR
FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS.
304
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:57,732
THE LEGION OF DUCK DOOM
WILL USE THIS REMOTE CONTROL
305
00:14:57,833 --> 00:15:01,603
TO SEND METEOR TO MARS
AND CRUSH DUCK DODGERS!
306
00:15:01,703 --> 00:15:04,538
THEN LEGION WILL
HELP THEMSELVES TO CAKE.
307
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,741
YES!
308
00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:11,775
- LATER THAT NIGHT,
IN THE QUEEN'S BEDCHAMBER...
309
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,141
- DODGERS FRIEND.
310
00:15:36,304 --> 00:15:41,209
- I LOVE ME, TOO.
311
00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:44,645
- OK, EVERYBODY,
ROBOTO NEEDS YOUR ATTENTION.
312
00:15:44,745 --> 00:15:46,614
ROBOTO MAY HAVE BEEN
A TAD HASTY
313
00:15:46,648 --> 00:15:49,250
WHEN HE FORMED THE LEGION OF
DUCK DOOM.
314
00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:51,118
ROBOTO WAS ANGRY WITH DODGERS.
315
00:15:51,152 --> 00:15:53,655
IN FACT, ROBOTO WAS
SO BLINDED BY ANGER,
316
00:15:53,755 --> 00:15:55,991
ALL ROBOTO COULD THINK ABOUT
WAS REVENGE,
317
00:15:56,091 --> 00:16:01,091
BUT ROBOTO NOW REALIZES THAT
DODGERS IS ROBOTO'S FRIEND.
318
00:16:01,996 --> 00:16:05,299
SO, ANYWAY, ROBOTO THINKS
LEGION OF DUCK DOOM
319
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,001
SHOULD CALL OFF METEOR
320
00:16:07,101 --> 00:16:12,051
AND HAVE BREAKFAST
ON ROBOTO, OK?
321
00:16:12,574 --> 00:16:14,075
- WE'RE STICKING WITH THE PLAN.
322
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:19,013
THIS TIME,
DODGERS DOESN'T GET AWAY.
323
00:16:19,113 --> 00:16:22,283
GET HIM!
324
00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:24,819
- ROBOTO MUST SAVE DODGERS.
325
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:28,155
- AYE! WHERE'S THAT
SCURVY-HORNED SWAGGARD
326
00:16:28,189 --> 00:16:29,257
THINK HE'S GOING?
327
00:16:29,323 --> 00:16:31,125
- HE'S OFF TO SAVE DODGERS!
328
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,928
- HEY, LOOK.
HE LEFT HIS BASE BEHIND.
329
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,496
- CHECK HIS POCKETS FOR MONEY!
330
00:16:35,597 --> 00:16:37,798
HE DID OFFER
TO PAY FOR BREAKFAST!
331
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,167
- YEAH...BACON AND EGGS.
332
00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:40,168
- PANCAKES.
333
00:16:40,268 --> 00:16:43,171
- HOW ABOUT WAFFLES?
334
00:16:43,204 --> 00:16:48,204
- MEANWHILE, AT
THE MARTIAN WEDDING...
335
00:16:49,143 --> 00:16:50,512
- AREN'T YOU GLAD WE RESOLVED
336
00:16:50,612 --> 00:16:52,480
OUR AQUATIC DIFFERENCES,
BLACK EELL?
337
00:16:52,514 --> 00:16:56,284
- YES, I SUPPOSE I AM, SEAMAN.
338
00:16:56,351 --> 00:16:59,287
- STICKING WITH THAT HAT, HUH?
339
00:16:59,354 --> 00:17:04,354
BY THE WAY, YOU'RE OUT OF
WEDDING CAKE.
340
00:17:08,030 --> 00:17:12,700
- ISN'T SHE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN?
341
00:17:12,733 --> 00:17:15,203
- WHO?
342
00:17:15,236 --> 00:17:16,738
- DEARLY BELOVED,
343
00:17:16,838 --> 00:17:19,507
WE ARE GATHERED HERE
TO JOIN THIS MARS MAN...
344
00:17:19,541 --> 00:17:22,010
- I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
- REALLY?
345
00:17:22,044 --> 00:17:24,845
- THERE MUST HAVE BEEN
SOMETHING WRONG WITH THOSE
346
00:17:24,879 --> 00:17:26,915
182 PIECES OF CAKE.
347
00:17:27,015 --> 00:17:29,250
- HE JUST NEEDS
IMMEDIATE MEDICAL ATTENTION.
348
00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:30,719
PLEASE CONTINUE.
349
00:17:30,752 --> 00:17:34,822
- DO YOU, QUEEN OF MARS,
TAKE THIS, UH, MARTIAN
350
00:17:34,889 --> 00:17:37,925
TO BE YOUR LAWFUL HUSBAND?
351
00:17:38,025 --> 00:17:39,894
- WHAT?
- ROBOTO IS HERE
352
00:17:39,994 --> 00:17:40,895
TO SAVE DODGERS.
353
00:17:40,995 --> 00:17:42,764
DODGERS IS IN GRAVE DANGER.
354
00:17:42,864 --> 00:17:44,532
- YEAH, YEAH.
WHAT'S WITH THE CART?
355
00:17:44,566 --> 00:17:45,933
- IT'S A DESIGN FLAW.
356
00:17:46,033 --> 00:17:47,402
EVERY TIME ROBOTO FLIES AWAY,
357
00:17:47,435 --> 00:17:49,404
ROBOTO HAS TO LEAVE BASE BEHIND.
358
00:17:49,437 --> 00:17:50,405
BUT THAT NOT MATTER NOW.
359
00:17:50,438 --> 00:17:52,039
WHAT MATTERS IS DODGERS' SAFETY.
360
00:17:52,073 --> 00:17:54,742
DODGERS IS ROBOTO'S FRIEND.
361
00:17:54,842 --> 00:17:55,743
- DO I KNOW YOU?
362
00:17:55,843 --> 00:17:57,078
- SEE HERE!
363
00:17:57,111 --> 00:17:58,446
- ROBOTO IS SORRY,
BUT ROBOTO IS
364
00:17:58,546 --> 00:18:00,714
IN QUITE A RUSH
TO SAVE DODGERS.
365
00:18:00,748 --> 00:18:02,583
- FROM WHOM?
366
00:18:02,616 --> 00:18:05,186
HUH?
367
00:18:05,253 --> 00:18:06,421
- FROM US!
368
00:18:06,521 --> 00:18:08,690
- SORRY.
STILL NOT RINGING ANY BELLS.
369
00:18:08,757 --> 00:18:10,891
- WE'RE TAKING THE DUCK
AND TAKING OUT
370
00:18:10,925 --> 00:18:12,927
ANYBODY WHO GETS IN OUR WAY.
371
00:18:13,027 --> 00:18:14,763
- DODGERS NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
372
00:18:14,863 --> 00:18:17,398
- YEAH! I JUST FOUND
SOME MORE CAKE HERE.
373
00:18:17,432 --> 00:18:19,700
- IF YOU WANT DODGERS,
YOU MUST GO THROUGH
374
00:18:19,767 --> 00:18:21,269
ROBOTO FIRST.
375
00:18:21,369 --> 00:18:22,938
- AND TH-TH-THE CADET.
376
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:27,971
- TO INSPIRE SUCH LOYALTY,
DODGERS TRULY IS THE BEST MAN!
377
00:18:28,643 --> 00:18:31,813
- WE'RE AT THE SAME
WEDDING, RIGHT?
378
00:18:31,913 --> 00:18:35,316
FINE. I GUESS THE GROOM
WILL ASSIST THE BEST MAN.
379
00:18:35,416 --> 00:18:37,816
- THANKS, BUDDY.
380
00:18:51,165 --> 00:18:53,501
- WHOA-OH-OH-OH!
381
00:18:53,601 --> 00:18:55,002
- THAT'LL WARN YOU.
382
00:18:55,102 --> 00:18:57,639
ROBOTO NOT WARN YOU AGAIN.
383
00:18:57,739 --> 00:19:00,642
- HEY, SAVE YOUR BREATH,
YOU SCURVY MACHINE!
384
00:19:00,742 --> 00:19:03,110
YOU'RE NOT MATCH FOR
THIS DOOHICKEY.
385
00:19:03,144 --> 00:19:08,144
SHE MAKES WHIRLPOOLS AT
3 DIFFERENT SPEEDS.
386
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,318
- HEY, GO EASY ON
THE WEDDING PRESENTS.
387
00:19:10,351 --> 00:19:11,853
I'M TAKING THOSE.
388
00:19:11,953 --> 00:19:15,323
- SO, YOU WANT SOME
WEDDING PRESENTS, DO YOU?
389
00:19:15,423 --> 00:19:16,658
- WELL, I AM THE BEST MAN.
390
00:19:16,758 --> 00:19:18,827
I THINK I'M ENTITLED TO
THE PRESENTS.
391
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:23,860
- HOW ABOUT SOME
RAZOR-SHARP SILVERWARE?
392
00:19:24,432 --> 00:19:25,833
- MOTHER.
393
00:19:25,933 --> 00:19:29,537
HEY, LAMB KABOB.
PRETTY FANCY.
394
00:19:29,637 --> 00:19:34,637
HEY, METAL TRAY COVERS.
PRETTY FANCY.
395
00:19:34,843 --> 00:19:37,945
- PLEASE MISS ME.
PLEASE MISS ME.
396
00:19:38,012 --> 00:19:39,980
HEY, THEY MISSED ME!
397
00:19:40,014 --> 00:19:41,282
THAT MISSED ME, TOO.
398
00:19:41,349 --> 00:19:42,183
- MY TURN!
399
00:19:42,283 --> 00:19:44,686
- WHEN'S MY TURN?
400
00:19:44,719 --> 00:19:49,719
- OHH...THAT LAMB'S
NOT SITTING SO WELL.
401
00:19:50,692 --> 00:19:54,796
- WHY DOES EVERYONE
HATE MY HAT?
402
00:19:54,863 --> 00:19:57,465
- UH...HELLO?
IS SOMEONE THERE?
403
00:19:57,532 --> 00:19:59,367
ALL I SEE ARE CLOUDS.
404
00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:00,869
- AVAST, YE TIN MENACE!
405
00:20:00,902 --> 00:20:05,306
LET'S SEE YOU GIVE THE SLIP TO
A MICROWAVE OVEN!
406
00:20:05,373 --> 00:20:07,007
- MICROWAVE?
407
00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:08,309
- WHY IS THAT CLOUD ON FIRE
408
00:20:08,376 --> 00:20:09,978
AND MOVING TOWARDS US
REALLY QUICKLY?
409
00:20:10,045 --> 00:20:13,381
- THAT'S NOT A CLOUD.
THAT'S A METEOR!
410
00:20:13,414 --> 00:20:15,717
- BLIMEY!
METEOR, DEAD AHEAD!
411
00:20:15,817 --> 00:20:17,218
- SH-SH-SHIVER ME TIMBERS!
412
00:20:17,318 --> 00:20:22,318
- ROBOTO CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS IS HAPPENING...AGAIN.
413
00:20:25,226 --> 00:20:29,564
ROBOTO SAVE DODGERS...AGAIN.
414
00:20:29,664 --> 00:20:31,199
- HAVE WE MET? WAIT.
415
00:20:31,233 --> 00:20:36,233
DID YOU USED TO HAVE LONG HAIR
AND DRIVE A BLACK CAMARO?
416
00:20:44,746 --> 00:20:49,746
DID YOU USED TO DRIVE
A BLACK CAMARO?
417
00:20:50,084 --> 00:20:52,634
- DODGERS FRIEND.
418
00:21:05,266 --> 00:21:06,968
- SERIOUSLY, WHO WAS THAT GUY?
419
00:21:07,068 --> 00:21:09,604
- NOW, IF YOU INTERLOPERS
DON'T MIND,
420
00:21:09,637 --> 00:21:11,439
WE HAVE A WEDDING TO FINISH.
421
00:21:11,539 --> 00:21:12,941
- NO, WE DON'T.
422
00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:15,443
I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T
MARRY YOU, COMMANDER.
423
00:21:15,543 --> 00:21:17,745
I STILL HAVE FEELINGS
FOR DODGERS.
424
00:21:17,779 --> 00:21:19,313
I CAN'T TELL YOU WHY, EXACTLY.
425
00:21:19,413 --> 00:21:23,117
HE JUST HAS THIS QUALITY,
THIS POWER, THIS PRESENCE
426
00:21:23,217 --> 00:21:24,786
THAT I FIND IRRESISTIBLE.
427
00:21:24,819 --> 00:21:27,622
ALL I KNOW FOR CERTAIN IS THAT
MY FEELINGS FOR DODGERS ARE REAL
428
00:21:27,655 --> 00:21:32,092
AND THAT, DEEP DOWN,
HE HAS THE SAME FEELINGS FOR ME.
429
00:21:32,126 --> 00:21:34,095
- WHOA! BACK OFF, SISTER.
430
00:21:34,129 --> 00:21:35,797
NOTHING PERSONAL,
BUT DUCK DODGERS IS
431
00:21:35,897 --> 00:21:37,665
STRICTLY BACHELOR MATERIAL.
432
00:21:37,765 --> 00:21:41,136
WHY DO YOU THINK I THREW MYSELF
THAT BACHELOR PARTY LAST NIGHT?
433
00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:44,505
- THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
MY BACHELOR PARTY!
434
00:21:44,605 --> 00:21:46,141
- HA HA HA!
OH, BOY.
435
00:21:46,241 --> 00:21:48,976
YOU PEOPLE REALLY DON'T
UNDERSTAND BACHELOR PARTIES,
436
00:21:49,009 --> 00:21:49,644
DO YOU?
437
00:21:49,744 --> 00:21:50,778
DON'T WORRY, QUEEN.
438
00:21:50,812 --> 00:21:52,146
SOMEDAY, YOU'LL FIND A FELLOW
439
00:21:52,246 --> 00:21:54,148
WHO'S ALMOST AS GOOD AS ME...
440
00:21:54,181 --> 00:21:56,651
IF YOU'RE NOT TOO OLD BY THEN.
441
00:21:56,751 --> 00:21:59,988
- YOU WON'T LIVE LONG ENOUGH
TO REGRET THOSE WORDS.
442
00:22:00,088 --> 00:22:03,491
THE TRUCE BETWEEN MARS AND EARTH
IS OFFICIALLY OVER!
443
00:22:03,524 --> 00:22:07,162
CENTURIONS, SEIZE
THE EARTHLING INTRUDERS!
444
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:10,164
- CADET, GRAB ALL THE FOOD
AND GIFTS YOU CAN CARRY,
445
00:22:10,197 --> 00:22:11,599
AND MEET ME AT THE SHIP.
446
00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:13,001
- OH, GOOD THINKING, CAPTAIN.
447
00:22:13,034 --> 00:22:18,034
I CAN B-B...RUN LIKE THE WIND
IN THIS CHAIR.
448
00:22:19,607 --> 00:22:21,943
- I DESPISE YOU, BLACK EELL.
449
00:22:22,010 --> 00:22:25,013
- I DESPISE YOU MORE, SEAMAN!
450
00:22:25,046 --> 00:22:28,782
- I'M JUST GLAD THINGS ARE
BACK TO NORMAL.
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