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- PREVIOUSLY ON "DUCK DODGERS":
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LEADERS FROM EARTH AND MARS ARE
GATHERED
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TO SIGN THIS HISTORIC
PEACE TREATY.
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- BUT IF THERE'S PEACE...
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I COULD LOSE MY JOB!
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- OF COURSE, YOU KNOW...
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THIS MEANS WAR!
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- I SABOTAGED THE PENS!
- I'LL TAKE THE BLAME.
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- YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED
TO THE WONTONAGUANAMO BAY
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PENAL COLONY!
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- WE'LL NEGOTIATE ONLY WITH HIM.
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- YOU'VE BEEN PROMOTED TO
THE RANK OF REAR ADMIRAL!
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- YOU AND I WILL SIGN THE PEACE
TREATY BETWEEN OUR WORLDS.
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- THESE ARE THE CODES TO THE
EARTH SATELLITE DEFENSE SYSTEM.
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SHARE THESE WITH THE MARTIANS
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ONLY AFTER THE TREATY IS SIGNED.
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- WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
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- THE EARTHLING DUCK WILL
UNWITTINGLY SURRENDER
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HIS PLANET TO MY RULE.
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- Z-9 IS A TRAITOR!
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- NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY, JOHNSON!
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- I HAVE TO SAVE MY BESTEST PAL
IN THE WHOLE GALAXY...CADET.
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- YOUR MAJESTY!
YOU'RE IN GRAVE DANGER!
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- ATOMIZE HIM.
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- YAAAAAHHH!
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* FROZEN IN A TIME
AND SPACE DIVIDE *
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* BUT HOW WOULD
THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? *
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* DUCK DODGERS
OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *
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* PROTECTING
THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK *
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* DUCK DODGERS,
HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY *
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* IN THE 24th
AND 1/2 CENTURY... *
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- CAPTAIN'S LOG, FINAL ENTRY:
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AAAHH! HELP!
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NOW, IF CADET WASN'T IN THE JUG,
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HE'D COME UP WITH
SOME CLEVER PLAN...
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LIKE DESTROYING THAT CRUSHER!
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(PING)
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- COMMANDER X-2 HAS LEARNED
OF MY PLAN
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TO CONQUER
BOTH MARS AND EARTH.
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HE MUST BE SILENCED.
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- BY YOUR COMMAND.
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(PANTING)
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- AAH!
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AAH!
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(EVIL LAUGHTER)
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- DESTROY THE PURSUERS!
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- AT EASE, CENTURIONS.
I'LL TAKE OVER MYSELF.
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HAAH! HYAH! HYAAAH!
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- YOU DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GOING
TO BE THAT EASY, DID YOU?
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- YOU KNOW, FOR A SECOND THERE,
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YES, I DID!
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HAH! HYAH! UNH!
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(NERVOUS LAUGHTER)
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- WHOA!
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(EVIL LAUGHTER)
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- GRRRR!
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- DODGERS!
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YOU SAVED ME FROM
THE JAWS OF DEATH?
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- DON'T GET ALL MUSHY, MATILDA.
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I NEED YOUR HELP TO
RESCUE MY PORKER PAL
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FROM WONTONAGUANAMO BAY.
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- YOU MIGHT WANT TO SPRING
STAR JOHNSON AS WELL.
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- HOW'D GLORY BOY
END UP IN THE CLINK?
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- I'LL EXPLAIN ON THE WAY.
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THE FATE OF THE GALAXY
DEPENDS ON US!
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- THIS IS TREASON, Z-9!
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- ONLY UNTIL THE NEW
RULING ORDER TAKES OVER...
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AND THAT'S ME.
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- COMMANDER X-2 WILL STOP YOU.
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- IF I KNOW THAT LITTLE RUNT,
HE'LL PERISH FOOLISHLY
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TRYING TO RESCUE
THE WOMAN HE LOVES...
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YOU.
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- WHY AM I ALWAYS THE LAST TO
KNOW THESE THINGS?
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(SLAM)
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- WHAT WAS THE PASSWORD
TO GET IN?
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- "DODGERS IS A JERK."
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- MY FAME IS KNOWN EVEN HERE.
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(WATER GURGLING)
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- SOUNDS LIKE MY COLON
AFTER A CHILI FIZZ.
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OOF!
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HEY! SOMEONE HIT THE LIGHTS!
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OK...WHEN I TURN THE LIGHTS
BACK ON, HE'LL BE GONE.
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AAAHH!
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(SLAPPING AND PUNCHING)
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- OHH!
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- WELL, UH, LOOKY HERE.
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IT'S AN ERRAND BOY
SENT BY THE G-GROCERY CLERKS
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TO C-COLLECT THE PIG.
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- CADET?!
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CADET!
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I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!
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I MEAN, BESIDES THE FACT
THAT YOU SEEM
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TOTALLY
OUT OF YOUR MIND.
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- EH, R-REMOVE THIS
DUCK FROM MY HEAD,
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AND MY SIGHT.
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- DODGERS, YOU'RE TOO LATE.
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THE CADET HAS SNAPPED.
HE THINKS HE RUNS THIS COLONY!
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- YOU'RE NOT SOUNDING TOO
TIGHTLY WRAPPED YOURSELF, S.J.
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NOW HEAR THIS, SPACE CADET!
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ROCKET LEAVING FOR PLANET
SANITY, BOARDING NOW!
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- I'M N-NOT TAKING ANY MORE
ORDERS FROM Y-YOU!
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- IS THAT ANY WAY TO SPEAK TO
YOUR BEST PAL IN THE UNIVERSE?
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A UNIVERSE IN TROUBLE,
I MIGHT ADD.
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- P-P-PAL? HA!
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I EVEN TOOK THE FALL FOR YOU,
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AND YOU SAID NOTH...NOTH...
BUPKIS.
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G-GENTLEMEN, SEE THAT SOMETHING
UNCOMFORTABLE HAPPENS
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TO T-THIS DUCK.
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- (GROWLING)
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- LOOK, I SCREWED UP, OK?
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I WRECKED THE PEACE TREATY...
AND OUR FRIENDSHIP.
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I'M...I'M SORRY, REALLY.
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I JUST HOPE YOU CAN FIND IT
IN YOUR HEART...
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HEY! I'M TRYING TO HAVE
A SINCERE MOMENT HERE!
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SO, DO YOU FORGIVE ME?
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- N-NEVER.
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BUT YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT
THE UNIVERSE BEING IN TROUBLE,
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AND I AM A L-LOYAL
PROTECTORATE CADET.
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- OH, YES!
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AND THE DAY CAN ONLY BE SAVED
BY THE COMBINED TEAMWORK
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OF DUCK DODGERS
AND HIS EAGER YOUNG...
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- DON'T TOUCH ME.
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- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
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WHAT'S THIS?
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- MITTS OFF, MARTIAN!
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THOSE ARE TOP-SECRET
DEFENSE CODES
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FOR MY EYES ONLY!
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- WELL, THAT WOULD CERTAINLY
KEEP HOSTILE INVADERS AWAY.
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- THOUGHT I DROPPED THOSE
OFF AT THE CLEANERS.
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THESE ARE THE TOP-SECRET
DEFENSE CODES
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THAT SHALL NEVER LEAVE MY SIGHT.
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- I'LL TAKE THOSE.
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Y-YOU'LL JUST LOSE THEM.
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- STILL WORKING OUT
THOSE TRUST ISSUES, HUH?
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TAKE YOUR TIME.
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- WE'RE WITHIN RANGE
OF THE PALACE.
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EVERYONE FOLLOW MY LEAD.
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PRISONER DELIVERY.
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- INTERLOPERS!
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- THAT ALMOST WORKED!
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- IT GOT US INSIDE,
DIDN'T IT?
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- I'LL TRY TO HACK INTO Z-9'S
BATTLE PLANS.
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- I'LL FIND THE QUEEN.
- I'LL GUARD THE CODES.
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- PERHAPS I SHOULD JUST STAY
HERE AND HOLD DOWN THE FORT.
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OF COURSE, I'M WILLING
TO DISCUSS TERMS OF SURRENDER.
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HEH HEH!
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- WHERE ARE WE GOING, GUYS?
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YOU NEED A FIFTH PLAYER FOR YOUR
BASKETBALL TEAM? NO PROB!
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I'M PRETTY GOOD AT
THE "FOWL" LINE...GET IT?
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DUCK? "FOWL" LINE?
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I GUESS MY NUMBER'S UP.
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I JUST WISH I'D SPENT MORE TIME
DOING WHAT I LOVE...
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POPPING BUBBLE WRAP!
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- (CHEERING)
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- AH! ADMIRAL DODGERS!
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RIGHT ON TIME.
- FOR WHAT?
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- THE SIGNING OF THE PEACE
TREATY, OF COURSE.
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- OHH, THE SIGNING!
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PUNCTUALITY IS MY MIDDLE NAME.
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- YOU DON'T SAY.
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- ACTUALLY, IT'S
"EDGAR DUMAS ALOYSIUS,"
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BUT WHY QUIBBLE?
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- LET'S PROCEED, ADMIRAL.
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- UH, SHOULDN'T WE
WAIT FOR THE QUEEN?
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- I'M AFRAID SHE'S...TIED UP
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WITH OTHER MATTERS.
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NOW, DID YOU BRING THE EARTH'S
DEFENSE CODES, AS REQUESTED?
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- OOPS! THEY'RE IN MY BRIEFCASE,
BACK ON THE SHIP.
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I'LL JUST RUN OUT THERE
AND GRAB IT.
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BE BACK NO LATER
THAN NEXT BASTILLE DAY!
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- Y-YOU FORGOT YOUR
SECRET DEFENSE CODES, SIR.
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- AS ALWAYS, CADET,
YOUR TIMING IS...
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IMPECCABLE.
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- I THOUGHT YOUR CADET
WAS IN PRISON.
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- YEAH, WELL, UM...
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THIS IS HIS CLONE!
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- AH, THE DEFENSE CODES!
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- UH UH UH, Z-MAN!
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NO PEEKSIES UNTIL
WE GO OVER THE TREATY!
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- VERY WELL.
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- "IT IS AGREED THAT
MARS AND EARTH AGREE
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THAT THIS AGREEMENT IS
THE ENTIRE AGREEMENT
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TO WHICH BOTH PLANETS AGREE,
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EXCLUDING PREVIOUS AGREEMENTS
WHICH MAY AGREE OR DISAGREE
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WITH THIS AGREEMENT."
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- I AGREE. AND YOU?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
I WASN'T LISTENING.
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- LET'S MOVE ON.
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- AHEM.
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AHEM!
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- "MARS SHALL OWN ALL
RIGHTS TO THIS TREATY,
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"IN ALL MEDIA THROUGHOUT
THE UNIVERSE,
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FROM NOW
UNTIL THE END OF TIME.
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"EARTH SHALL RETAIN NO RIGHTS
AND SHALL RECEIVE
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NO BENEFITS OF ANY KIND, EVER."
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- IT'S ALL GOOD.
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- EH, YOU DIDN'T LISTEN
TO A WORD OF THAT.
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- SHH. HAGGLING.
- IDIOT.
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- "AND FINALLY,
IN THE EVENT OF WAR,
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"THIS AGREEMENT SHALL
BECOME NULL AND VOID,
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AND EARTH WILL SURRENDER TO MARS
AND BECOME ITS SLAVE."
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- MWAAH! DEAL.
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- THE QUEEN IS STILL IN
THE TOWER. KEEP STALLING.
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- LET'S SIGN, SHALL WE?
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- LET'S.
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- STOP! THEY HAVEN'T
FREED THE QUEEN YET.
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- YEAH, LET'S GIVE IT
ONE LAST REVIEW,
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MAKE SURE WE DOTTED ALL THE Is
AND CROSSED ALL THE Ts.
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YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD ALSO
WATCH OUR Ps AND Qs.
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- GRRR!
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- YOO-HOO!
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OH, CENTURIONS!
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(CRASHING)
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(STRAINING)
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- OH, COMMANDER!
YOU'RE WONDERFUL!
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(KISS)
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- (GOOFY LAUGH)
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- THERE'S ONE...AND ANOTHER!
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BOY, OH BOY, WHO'D HAVE THUNK
WATCHING YOUR Ps AND Qs
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COULD BE THIS MUCH FUN?
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MAYBE WE SHOULD READ IT THROUGH
ONE LAST TIME.
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VERY WELL, ROBESPIERRE.
SIGN, I SHALL.
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NOW, HOW DO YOU SPELL "DODGERS"?
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- D...
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- D...
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- HE HAS THE ENTIRE MARTIAN
FLEET ON RED ALERT!
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HE'S PLANNING TO ATTACK
THE EARTH TONIGHT.
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- E...R...S!
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- FINE, FINE. MARS AND EARTH,
FRIENDS AT LAST.
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NOW GIVE ME THE CODES!
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- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- LOOK WHAT YOU JUST SIGNED:
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IT SAYS "THE REPRESENTATIVE OF
EARTH (THAT'S YOU, DODGERS)
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SHALL IMMEDIATELY HAND OVER
THE CONTENTS OF THE CASE
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TO THE REPRESENTATIVE
FROM MARS"...AND THAT'S ME!
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ATTENTION, ALL MARTIAN
AIR FORCES.
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BEGIN LAUNCH NOW!
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OPERATION "CRUSH EARTH"
IS UNDERWAY!
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00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,801
- I DON'T THINK SO, GENERAL!
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YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR TREASON.
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- UNH!
- HEY!
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00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:44,044
- NOW, IF YOU TRULY
CARE FOR YOUR QUEEN,
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I SUGGEST YOU STEP BACK.
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AFTER ALL, I HAVE
A PLANET TO CONQUER.
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CIAO.
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00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:54,254
- I GOTTA GET ME SOME OF THEM
TRAPDOORS.
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- UNHAND ME, YOU BEAST!
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00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,965
- EH, THEY'RE TAKING OUR SHIP!
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00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:08,468
- AND KIDNAPPING MY QUEEN!
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- SENSORS INDICATE
EARTH'S SATELLITE SYSTEM
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IS ACTIVE, GENERAL.
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- NOT FOR LONG.
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PREPARE TO ENTER THE SHUTDOWN
CODES, COUNSELOR.
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WHAT?!
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DODGERS!
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00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,358
- EARTH'S SATELLITE DEFENSE
IS ON FULL ALERT.
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- NICE WORK, CADET!
NOW, LET'S HOPE
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I CAN GET MY DIRTY LAUNDRY BACK
FROM THAT THIEVING SCALAWAG!
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00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:46,039
- SHALL WE CALL OFF
THE ATTACK, GENERAL?
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- MAINTAIN COURSE,
COUNSELOR DISH.
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- BUT NO MARTIAN SHIP WILL
MAKE IT THROUGH THE SHIELDS.
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WE'LL BE VAPORIZED!
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- WE'RE NOT IN A MARTIAN SHIP...
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- WE ARE!
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PULL UP! PULL UP!
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- HE'S GOING TO ATTACK EARTH...
IN YOUR SHIP, DODGERS!
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- NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!
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TAKE US WITHIN EVAPORATOR RANGE!
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- TARGET THOSE SATELLITES
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AND FIRE REAR LASERS!
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THE SHIELD IS GONE.
BEGIN THE ATTACK!
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- GENERAL! ONE OF OUR
SHIPS HAS GONE ROGUE.
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IT'S ATTACKING THE OTHERS.
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- DODGERS!
- NO...
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STAR JOHNSON, AT YOUR SERVICE.
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- YOU? BUT WHERE'S...?
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- MISS ME, SWEETUMS?
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I'M FLATTERED.
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- BREAKING OFF TO
PURSUE STRAGGLERS.
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- CARRY ON, CAPTAIN!
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AAAHH!
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- HELP!
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(CHOKING)
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WHAT DOES DODGERS DO
IN THAT BATHROOM?
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OHHH!
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00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:37,049
NEED MOUTH-TO-MOUTH
RESUSCITATION.
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- YES, YOUR HIGHNESS!
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- DODGERS, I LOATHE YOU!
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- YOU LOVE ME?! YUCK!
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WHAT IS IT WITH YOU MARTIANS?
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00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,736
- I SAID "LOATHE."
- YOU DID NOT.
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- I DID!
- DID NOT!
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- DID, TOO!
- NO WAY!
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- YES WAY!
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- YOU LIE!
- YOU LIE!
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- DO NOT!
- DO, TOO!
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- GENERAL! PROTECTORATE
HEADQUARTERS DEAD AHEAD!
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- EXCELLENT! READY LASERS!
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- HYAAH! NOT GONNA
HAPPEN, ROBO-TRAMP.
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- UNH!
- YAAH!
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- I THINK I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL
ADDITION TO MY VICTORY BANQUET:
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ONE DUCK,
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EXTRA CRISPY.
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- HEADS UP!
- HUH?
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AAAHH!
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- WHOA!
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- WE'RE OUT OF CONTROL!
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- GET THE QUEEN
TO THE EVAPORATORS!
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00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:58,398
YOU CAN STILL BEAM YOURSELVES
TO SAFETY.
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- WHAT WILL YOU DO?
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00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:03,236
- THIS WHOLE MESS IS MY FAULT.
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HERE'S WHERE I PUT THINGS RIGHT.
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- Y-YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT!
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- THEN THIS TIME,
I TAKE THE FALL.
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GO, CADET!
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- HURRY, YOUR HIGHNESS!
- SO, WHAT'S THIS I HEAR?
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YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME?
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00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:17,817
- YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW...
HEH HEH!
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00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:28,060
- I'LL RAISE THIS CRATE,
OR DIE TRYING!
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- NO...WE WILL.
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- I GAVE YOU AN ORDER, MISTER.
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- CHEERFULLY DISOBEYED, CAPTAIN.
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00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,835
- THANKS, BUDDY.
GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK.
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00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:39,105
- HA HA! I...I WOULDN'T BE
ANYPLACE ELSE, SIR.
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(BOTH STRAINING)
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- UNH!
- UNH!
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(CLANK)
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- AND NOW FOR THE GALAXY
NEWS ROUNDUP:
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THE QUEEN OF MARS HAS
REGAINED HER THRONE,
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THANKS TO THE EFFORTS OF
HER NEWEST MAIN SQUEEZE,
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COMMANDER X-2.
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(KISS)
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00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:09,001
- (GOOFY LAUGH)
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00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:11,671
- EARTH AND MARS HAVE
AGREED TO A CEASE-FIRE,
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AT LEAST UNTIL SOMETHING ELSE
GOES HORRIBLY WRONG...
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WHICH SHOULD HAPPEN
IN A DAY OR TWO.
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- AT HIS TRIAL
FOR TREASON TODAY,
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00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,315
MARTIAN GENERAL Z-9 WAS FOUND...
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- GUILTY!
- GUILTY!
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00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:28,988
- AND WILL SPEND THE NEXT
200 YEARS BEHIND BARS.
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00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:33,526
- TIME TO PLAY TOY SOLDIERS!
HOO HOO HOO!
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00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:37,196
- PLEASE BE GENTLE.
I'M BREAKABLE.
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00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:39,566
(CRASHING)
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00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:43,035
- AS FOR EARTH'S TOP-SECRET
DEFENSE CODES...
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THEY'RE BACK IN SAFE HANDS.
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00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,174
- AAH!
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00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,744
- AND THEY'LL BE READY
AT THE DRY CLEANERS BY 5:00!
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00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,414
- IN OTHER NEWS, THE EAGER,
YOUNG SPACE CADET
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00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:55,815
HAS BEEN CLEARED
OF ALL CHARGES
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00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:58,050
IN THE RECENT
EXPLODING PEN FIASCO.
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ADMIRAL DUCK DODGERS HAS
ACCEPTED ALL RESPONSIBILITY.
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00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:06,058
- AS PUNISHMENT, DODGERS HAS
BEEN DEMOTED BACK TO CAPTAIN,
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00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:09,762
AND NOW MUST PERFORM 500 HOURS
OF COMMUNITY SERVICE
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ON THE PLANET OF NOSTRILLIA.
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00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,069
- EH, GEE, CAPTAIN,
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I'M SORRY THEY STUCK YOU
WITH SUCH SEVERE PUNISHMENT.
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00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,642
- EH, THE JOB'S NOT BAD.
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00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:24,310
- AH...
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00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:26,245
AH-CHOO!
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00:22:26,312 --> 00:22:29,516
- IT'S THE TIPS
I COULD LIVE WITHOUT.
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