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* FROZEN IN A TIME
AND SPACE DIVIDE *
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* BUT HOW WOULD *
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* THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? *
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* DUCK DODGERS OF
THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *
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* PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
AND THE WEAK *
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* DUCK DODGERS
IS FIGHTING TYRANNY *
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* IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *
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- THE WAR BETWEEN EARTH AND MARS
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HAS BEEN RAGING
FOR OVER 200 YEARS.
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- BUT TODAY, THERE'S NEW HOPE
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THAT THE CONFLICT MAY FINALLY
BE COMING TO AN END.
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GOOD EVENING.
I'M SKYE FALLING.
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- AND I'M WALTER CARBONITE
COMING TO YOU LIVE
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FROM THE ASTEROID NEUTRALIA
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WHERE LEADERS
FROM EARTH AND MARS
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ARE GATHERED TO SIGN
THIS HISTORIC PEACE TREATY.
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- DIGNITARIES
FROM AROUND THE UNIVERSE
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HAVE COME TO WITNESS
THE BIG EVENT,
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INCLUDING THE PRESIDENT OF SPACE
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ALONG WITH HIS LOVELY
FIRST LADY MRS. SPACE.
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THERE'S CAPTAIN STAR JOHNSON.
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SECRETARY OF THE STRATOSPHERE
DR. I.Q. HI
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ALONG WITH HIS PSYCHOANALYST
BROTHER DR. PSY-Q HI.
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AND OTHER GOVERNMENT BIGWIGS.
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- (MURMURING)
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- AND REPRESENTING
THE ANGRY RED PLANET,
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QUEEN TEERA NEE OF MARS.
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- ACCOMPANIED
BY COMMANDER X-2,
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WHOSE RISE TO POWER
HAS BEEN RECENTLY ECLIPSED
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BY A NEW SHINING STAR--
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THE QUEEN'S NEW
SECRETARY OF WAR AND PEACE,
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GENERAL Z-9.
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Z-9 IS NOT ONLY THE LEADER
OF THE MARTIAN MILITARY
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AND AUTHOR OF THE PEACE TREATY,
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BUT ACCORDING
TO THE RUMOR MILL,
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HE'S ALSO ON THE FAST TRACK
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TO BEING THE QUEEN'S
NEW CONSORT.
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- HMM, NO-GOOD, TWO-FACED,
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SOCIAL-CLIMBING
SNAKE IN THE GRASS.
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YOUR MAJESTY.
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- YOU DON'T LIKE HIM,
DO YOU?
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- OH, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT,
YOUR HIGHNESS.
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I LIKE HIM IN A WAY.
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IN A GEE-I-CAN'T-WAIT-TO-GO-
TO-HIS-FUNERAL SORT OF WAY.
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(FANFARE)
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- WHERE ARE THE PENS?
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- THE PENS?
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- DODGERS, WHERE ARE YOU?
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- YOU COULDN'T LET IT GO,
COULD YOU?
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YOU JUST HAD TO D-D-DICKER
OVER THE PRICE.
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- IT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY.
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THEY SELL THE PENS CHEAP,
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THEN THEY GOUGE YOU
ON THE INK.
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IT'S A TOTAL RACKET.
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- M-MAYBE,
B-B-BUT THAT'S NO REASON
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TO CALL THEIR LEADER
A B-B-BANANA-NOSED,
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NOSTRILIAN N-N-NUGGETEER.
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- DODGERS, WHAT'S KEEPING YOU
AND THOSE CEREMONIAL PENS?
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- WE'RE ON OUR WAY, I.Q.
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STRAP YOURSELF IN, CADET.
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ANOTHER ENEMY THWARTED.
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- ONCE THAT TREATY'S SIGNED,
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WE WON'T HAVE MANY ENEMIES.
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T-T-THERE WILL BE PEACE
IN SPACE.
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WON'T THAT BE FANTAS--
D-D-D--FANTAS--D-D-D--
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WON'T THAT BE NICE?
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- I GUESS.
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BUT IF THERE'S PEACE,
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THE DEFENSE BUDGET
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WILL BE CUT.
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THERE WILL BE LAYOFFS,
DOWNSIZING.
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I COULD LOSE MY JOB.
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BOOTED FROM THE SERVICE.
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FORCED TO SCROUNGE FOR WHATEVER
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MEASLY CIVIL SERVANT JOB
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I CAN FIND!
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DUH, YOUR VEHICLE AIN'T GOT
NO SMOG INSPECTION STICKER.
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NEXT.
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THIS PEACE TREATY SCENARIO
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MAY BE A PROBLEMO
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FOR ONE LITTLE BLACK DUCK.
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(BEEP BEEP)
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(CHUCKLING)
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- BUCKET HEAD.
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- EARTH CREATURE.
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- SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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COULD TODAY MARK THE END
OF OUR MUTUAL HATRED?
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- HIGHLY UNLIKELY, DODGERS.
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WHETHER AT WAR OR IN PEACE,
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I SHALL ALWAYS LOATHE YOU.
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- YOU SHALL ALWAYS LOVE ME?
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- EWW!
- I SAID "LOATHE," YOU IDIOT.
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- DID NOT.
- DID TOO.
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- YOU LOVE A DUCK.
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- I DO NOT.
- DO TOO.
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- UH-UH.
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- UH-HUH.
- UH-UH.
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- UH-HUH. AAH!
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(FANFARE)
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- LET THE SIGNING BEGIN.
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- WHAT?
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- HMM.
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- HMM.
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- (CHUCKLING)
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- (GASP)
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- OH, DEAR.
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- COULD IT BE
I OVERDID IT A TAD?
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- (SCREAMING)
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- THIS IS A MOCKERY.
AN OUTRAGE.
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- OF COURSE YOU KNOW
THIS MEANS WAR!
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- EH, TSK, TSK, TSK, TSK.
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NOW, WHERE HAVE I HEARD
THAT LINE BEFORE?
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- WELL, I-I-IT LOOKS LIKE
IT'S BACK
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TO SPACE OPERA
HEROICS FOR US.
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- YES. EVER ON ALERT
TO PROTECT THE SKYWAYS.
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(CLINK)
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(SLURPING)
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WHAT'S ON THE IDIOT BOX?
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- HOPING TO RESURRECT
THE PEACE TREATY,
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STAR JOHNSON HAS BEEN SENT
TO PATCH UP THE RIFT
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BETWEEN EARTH AND MARS.
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- JOHNSON GETS ALL
THE CUSHY ASSIGNMENTS.
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- MEANWHILE, THE SECRETARY
OF HOME PLANET SECURITY
J. EDGAR ASHCAN
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IS LEADING THE INVESTIGATION
INTO WHAT WENT WRONG.
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- I'LL HUNT DOWN
THE REPROBATE RESPONSIBLE
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FOR THIS PEN FIASCO
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AND MAKE HIM PAY
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THROUGH THE NOSE!
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- THE INVESTIGATION HAS LED
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SECRETARY J. EDGAR ASHCAN
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TO NOSTRILIA 10.
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- UH-OH.
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- THERE, THE LOCALS WERE ABLE
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TO SNIFF OUT A FEW CLUES.
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- WHICH SENT US DOWN
AN EXPECTED PATH
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TO WHERE WE ARE TODAY.
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OPEN UP, DODGERS!
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- AAH!
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CADET, FIRE UP
THE THRUSTERS.
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GET US OUT OF HERE!
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- B-B-WHY, CAPTAIN?
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- WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.
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- I WAS AFRAID
I'D LOSE MY JOB.
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I SABOTAGED THE PENS.
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- SABOTAGE?
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- SAVE ME, CADET!
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IT'S YOUR DUTY
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AS A SYCOPHANTIC UNDERLING.
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AAH! HA HA HA!
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PLEASE!
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- DON'T W-W-W--
EH, D-D-DON'T FRET, CAPTAIN.
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I'LL TAKE THE BLAME.
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I HAVE A SPOTLESS RECORD.
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T-T-THEY'RE SURE
TO LET ME OFF EASY.
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- WHAT A PAL!
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MWAH!
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MMM, SALTY.
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AND NEVER FEAR.
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IF THINGS GET HAIRY,
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I'LL STICK UP FOR YA.
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(LOUD BANGING)
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- DUCK DODGERS,
I CHARGE YOU WITH--
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- HE DID IT.
HE DID IT!
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(SPLAT)
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- TAKE HIM AWAY.
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- OH, T-T-THANKS
FOR STICKING UP FOR ME.
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- OH, RIGHT.
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SHOOT.
I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING.
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STUPID, STUPID, STUPID.
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(PEOPLE MURMURING)
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(GAVEL BANGING)
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- ORDER IN THE COURT.
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THE EAGER YOUNG SPACE CADET
HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY
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OF INTERGALACTIC SABOTAGE.
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CADET, YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
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TO THE JUANTANAGUANAMO BAY
PENAL COLONY.
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(AUDIENCE GASPING)
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- (MURMURING)
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- STOP! THIS IS WRONG.
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ALL WRONG.
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BEGGING THE COURT'S INDULGENCE,
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BUT PLEASE, LET ME SPEAK.
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I...CONFESS.
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- (GASPING AND MURMURING)
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- I CONFESS...
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THAT I TRIED TO STOP THAT PIG,
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BUT WOULD HE LISTEN?
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NOOOO.
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FOR HE IS A HEADSTRONG HOG.
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OH, YES, MY FRIENDS.
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THIS LITTLE PIGGY
WENT TO MARKET,
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WHERE HE PURCHASED THE
INGREDIENTS OF HIS SUBTERFUGE.
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THEN THIS LITTLE PIGGY
STAYED HOME,
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PLOTTING AND SCHEMING.
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EVERY NIGHT, THIS LITTLE PIGGY
HAD ROAST BEEF
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WITH MASHED POTATOES,
YORKSHIRE PUDDING,
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AND SUCCOTASH.
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BUT DID HE HAVE
A DAILY EXERCISE REGIMEN
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TO WORK ON HIS ABS?
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NO.
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THIS LITTLE PIGGY HAD NONE.
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AND NOW HE BEGS FOR MERCY?
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WELL, I SAY IT'S TIME
FOR THIS LITTLE PIGGY
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TO GO "WEE, WEE, WEE"
ALL THE WAY HOME
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TO PRISON!
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- (CHEERING)
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- EH, T-T-THANKS FOR
THE GREAT DEFENSE, CAPTAIN.
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- OH, DEFENSE.
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RIGHT.
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STUPID, STUPID, STUPID.
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- THAT DODGERS IS EXACTLY
THE KIND OF DYNAMIC PERSONALITY
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WHO CAN SALVAGE
THE PEACE TREATY.
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- MY QUEEN, STAR JOHNSON
HAS ARRIVED FROM EARTH.
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- YOUR MAJESTY, I AM HERE
TO RENEGOTIATE THE PEACE.
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- VERY WELL.
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- BUT NOT WITH YOU, JOHNSON.
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WE'LL NEGOTIATE ONLY
WITH HIM--
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DUCK DODGERS.
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- WELCOME TO JUANTANAGUANAMO BAY
PENAL COLONY.
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- UHH!
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- MEET YOUR CELLMATE, PUNK--
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THE ANDROMEDA ANNIHILATOR.
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- OOH. TOY PIGGY BANK.
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ME MAKE DEPOSIT.
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HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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- EH, T-T-T-THAT'S ALL, FOLKS.
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- EVER SINCE CADET
WAS SENT AWAY,
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I SEEM SO RUN DOWN,
LISTLESS.
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- GREAT NEWS, DODGERS.
YOU'VE BEEN PROMOTED.
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FOR YOUR SEVERAL DAYS
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OF MEDIOCRE
BUT COMPETENT SERVICE
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AND YOUR RECENT STUPEFYING
COURTROOM SPEECH,
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YOU'VE BEEN PROMOTED
TO THE RANK OF REAR ADMIRAL.
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- OH, BOY!
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A SALARY BOOST.
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PERSONAL ASSISTANTS.
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THE COOL COSTUME
WITH THE FUNNY HAT.
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- YOUR PROMOTION
WAS INSISTED UPON
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00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,594
BY THE MARTIAN HIGH COMMAND.
240
00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:37,297
GENERAL Z-9
HAS HIS EYE ON YOU.
241
00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:41,601
- AAH!
- I LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING
242
00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:44,371
VERY CLOSELY WITH YOU,
DODGERS.
243
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,639
- UH, BACK AT YOU, BIG GUY.
244
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,208
- SEE YOU ON MARS TOMORROW,
245
00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:50,778
WHEN YOU AND I WILL SIGN
THE PEACE TREATY
246
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,345
BETWEEN OUR WORLDS.
247
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,647
- I THOUGHT THAT WAS
STAR JOHNSON'S GIG.
248
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,350
- GENERAL Z-9
REQUESTED YOU, DODGERS.
249
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,685
- TILL THEN, ADMIRAL,
250
00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,854
I BID YOU ADIEU.
251
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,156
- A-DOO-DOO.
252
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,657
- THESE ARE THE CODES
TO THE EARTH'S
253
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,359
SATELLITE DEFENSE SYSTEM.
254
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:10,530
SHARE THESE WITH THE MARTIANS
ONLY AFTER THE TREATY IS SIGNED.
255
00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:14,802
THE FATE OF THE WORLD RESTS
ON YOUR SHOULDERS, DODGERS.
256
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:18,071
- YOUR FAITH IN ME
IS WHAT GIVES ME STRENGTH.
257
00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,045
(DIALING)
258
00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:26,646
- ACME TRAVEL AGENCY,
259
00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,916
I'D LIKE A TICKET ON YOUR NEXT
260
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,984
FLIGHT TO ALPHA CENTAURI.
261
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,953
ONE WAY OUGHT TO DO IT.
262
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,393
- WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
263
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,630
A VIDEO TRANSMISSION
TO COUNSELOR DISH?
264
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,232
HMM.
265
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,334
- INTERPLANETARY CONQUEST
IS ON SCHEDULE.
266
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,736
THE EARTHLING DUCK
IS AN IMBECILE
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00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:54,174
WHO WILL UNWITTINGLY SURRENDER
HIS PLANET TO MY RULE.
268
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:57,010
WITH THE MARTIAN QUEEN
IN MY THRALL,
269
00:12:57,077 --> 00:13:00,180
BOTH WORLDS WILL SOON BE OURS.
270
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:04,084
- RINGS OF SATURN!
Z-9 IS A TRAITOR.
271
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,991
- WHAT'S THIS?
272
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:14,094
HAS THE EARTHLING
BEEN PLAYING SPY?
273
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,430
NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY, JOHNSON.
274
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:20,934
WE'LL NEED TO COME UP WITH
A SPECIAL PUNISHMENT FOR YOU.
275
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,803
- AAH! AAH! AAH!
276
00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,906
UHH.
277
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,578
- OH, DEAR.
278
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:43,924
- (MURMURING)
279
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,026
- T-T-THANKS FOR STICKING UP
FOR ME, CAPTAIN.
280
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,228
T-T-THANKS FOR STICKING UP
FOR ME, CAPTAIN.
281
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,098
T-T-THANKS FOR STICKING UP
FOR ME, CAPTAIN.
282
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,711
- YAH!
283
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,347
- UGH!
284
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:10,383
- WHERE'S MY LITTLE
PIGGY BANK?
285
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,419
HEE HEE HEE!
286
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,126
- OOH!
287
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,732
- JUMP, CADET! JUMP!
288
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:28,902
I'LL CATCH YOU.
I PROMISE.
289
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,904
- AAH!
290
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,611
(PHONE RINGS)
291
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,447
- HANG ON A SEC.
292
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:41,881
HELLO?
293
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,783
OH, HI.
294
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,785
NOTHING. HOW ABOUT YOU?
295
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:47,387
- AAH!
296
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,222
- AAH!
297
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,361
YOU GOT TO HELP ME, DOC.
298
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,196
PLEASE.
299
00:14:56,263 --> 00:15:00,800
I CAN'T SLEEP. I'M UP ALL NIGHT
WATCHING 350-YEAR-OLD RERUNS
300
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,702
OF "SABRINA,
THE TEENAGE WITCH."
301
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:06,073
THOUGHTS OF SELF-LOATHING
WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE.
302
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,307
WHAT CAN I DO?
303
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:08,875
- YOU MUST UNDO THE REASONS
304
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,010
YOU HATE YOURSELF.
305
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,511
- NO. I MEAN ABOUT SABRINA.
306
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,214
I GOT A WICKED CRUSH
ON MELISSA JOAN HART.
307
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:16,749
- BUT WHAT ABOUT
THE SELF-LOATHING?
308
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:19,152
- THAT I SORT OF ENJOY.
309
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,289
- WITH THIS PROCESS,
DODGERS,
310
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,391
WE ARE GOING TO LINK
OUR MINDS TOGETHER,
311
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:27,460
AND I WILL TRY TO UNCOVER
WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU.
312
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,231
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
313
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,303
- (GRUNTING)
314
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:41,808
- SWEETIES. LADIES.
DAMES. CHICKS.
315
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,510
MELISSA JOAN HART.
316
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,112
WHOO, WHOO, WHOO.
317
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,614
WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO!
WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO!
318
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,016
BABES. HONEYS.
319
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:50,617
IS MY TOUPEE ON STRAIGHT?
320
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:53,253
BETRAYED MY BEST FRIEND
AND CONDEMNED HIM
321
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,488
TO PAY
FOR MY CRIME.
322
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,057
DOLLS. DEARIES.
323
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:59,026
GIANT HAIRY-NOSED MEN.
324
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:02,929
GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!
325
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,231
I KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS.
326
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,499
- ME, TOO. I NEED A DATE.
327
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:07,900
- BESIDES THAT.
328
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,269
YOU WILL NOT ENJOY
YOUR NEW LIFE
329
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,938
UNTIL YOU HELP
YOUR BEST FRIEND.
330
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,506
- MY BEST FRIEND?
331
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,043
ANY IDEA WHAT
HE'S TALKING ABOUT, CHUM?
332
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,278
- NOT A CLUE, OLD BEAN.
333
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:27,454
- WELL,
LOOK AT THE LITTLE PIGGY BOY.
334
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,922
EAT YOUR SLOP,
PIGGY BOY.
335
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,592
- (GRUNTING)
(DISH BREAKS)
336
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,327
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY,
HEY, HEY, HEY!
337
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,828
O-O-ONE HUNDRED YEARS
FROM NOW--
338
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,630
NO, T-T-TOMORROW--
339
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:38,831
I'LL EAT TOAST.
340
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:39,966
B-B-BURN TOAST,
DRINK TOAST.
341
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,201
I'LL D-D-DRINK TOAST.
342
00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:42,269
I'LL D-D-DRINK
WATER POLO.
343
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,870
POLO PONIES, POLOPONIES.
344
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,572
M-M-M-MONOPOLIES.
345
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:46,639
CAN YOU SAY POTATO?
346
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:47,674
I SAY ASBESTOS
347
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,109
WITH MINT JELLY. HA HA.
348
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,143
AND J-J-JERRY MATHERS
AS THE BEAVER.
349
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,245
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
350
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,747
AYE, YI, YI, YI, YI, YI!
YI, YI, YI!
351
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:55,848
- WHOA!
352
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,884
STEER CLEAR OF THE PIG, DUDE.
353
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,387
HE'S A TOTAL FREAK!
354
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,355
- YOU NEVER WANTED PEACE.
355
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,957
YOUR TREATY IS JUST A SHAM.
356
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,194
- A SUCCESSFUL SHAM.
357
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:10,463
AND ONCE I GET THOSE
DEFENSE PLANS FROM DODGERS,
358
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:14,134
MARTIAN FORCES
WILL CONQUER EARTH.
359
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,635
- THE QUEEN WILL STOP YOU.
360
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,238
- THE QUEEN WILL DO
WHAT I TELL HER TO DO,
361
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:22,075
OR SHE WON'T BE QUEEN FOR LONG.
362
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,345
- LET'S RECAP.
363
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,547
YOU, DODGERS, ARE AN EGOMANIACAL
364
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:28,981
BIPOLAR NARCISSIST
365
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,551
AND PATHOLOGICAL LIAR
WITH SOCIOPATHIC TENDENCIES.
366
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,653
- GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT, DOC.
I CAN TAKE IT.
367
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,888
- BUT THERE'S STILL
A CHANCE I CAN CURE YOU.
368
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:38,758
I'M GOING TO TRY A CONTROVERSIAL
FORM OF SHOCK THERAPY--
369
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:41,894
NOT YET APPROVED BY THE GALACTIC
FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION.
370
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,631
(THUD)
371
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,833
- HEY, I THINK I GET IT!
372
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,736
IF I'M EVER GONNA BE ABLE
TO LIVE WITH MYSELF,
373
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:54,274
I HAVE TO SAVE MY BESTEST PAL
IN THE WHOLE GALAXY.
374
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,645
CADET.
375
00:17:58,711 --> 00:17:59,979
- UHH!
376
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:03,883
- (GROWLING)
377
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:06,586
- CHEWIE?
378
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:09,522
- F-F-FOLLOW ME
IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.
379
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,294
- YOUR MAJESTY! TO ARMS!
380
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:17,497
YOU'RE IN GRAVE DANGER!
381
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,000
- OOPS.
382
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:24,937
COMMANDER, I'M AFRAID
YOU'VE BECOME A LIABILITY.
383
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,573
ATOMIZE HIM.
384
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,142
- YAH! YAH!
385
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,744
GANGWAY!
386
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:35,248
AAH! AAH! AAH!
387
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,217
- (GASP)
388
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,586
GENERAL,
I ORDER YOU TO EXPLAIN
389
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,621
WHAT ON MARS IS GOING ON HERE.
390
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:46,793
- I'M AFRAID YOU WON'T
BE GIVING ANY MORE ORDERS,
391
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,628
YOUR MAJESTY.
392
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,570
- HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
393
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,372
I'M ONLY AN ADMIRAL
FOR TWO DAYS,
394
00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:34,807
AND THIS IS THE FATE
THAT AWAITS MY SHIP.
395
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:35,808
(ENGINE RUNNING)
396
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,677
THERE SHE IS.
397
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,879
HEY! I NEED THAT!
398
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,589
- (GROWLING)
399
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:52,292
(BARKING)
400
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,495
- AAH!
401
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,436
(GROWLING)
402
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,773
(WHIMPERING)
403
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:40,640
- GO FORWARD!
GO FORWARD, I SAY!
404
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:48,415
NOT THIS FORWARD!
THAT FORWARD!
405
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:57,824
AAH! HA HA HA!
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