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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:11,679 * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE * 2 00:00:14,282 --> 00:00:17,251 * BUT HOW WOULD * 3 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:22,323 * THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? * 4 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:28,496 * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * 5 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:36,770 * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK * 6 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:44,745 * DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY * 7 00:00:48,082 --> 00:00:53,721 * IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * 8 00:01:14,242 --> 00:01:15,676 - THE WAR BETWEEN EARTH AND MARS 9 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:18,246 HAS BEEN RAGING FOR OVER 200 YEARS. 10 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:19,880 - BUT TODAY, THERE'S NEW HOPE 11 00:01:19,947 --> 00:01:23,184 THAT THE CONFLICT MAY FINALLY BE COMING TO AN END. 12 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:25,153 GOOD EVENING. I'M SKYE FALLING. 13 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:27,821 - AND I'M WALTER CARBONITE COMING TO YOU LIVE 14 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:29,190 FROM THE ASTEROID NEUTRALIA 15 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:30,824 WHERE LEADERS FROM EARTH AND MARS 16 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:33,394 ARE GATHERED TO SIGN THIS HISTORIC PEACE TREATY. 17 00:01:33,461 --> 00:01:35,229 - DIGNITARIES FROM AROUND THE UNIVERSE 18 00:01:35,296 --> 00:01:37,298 HAVE COME TO WITNESS THE BIG EVENT, 19 00:01:37,365 --> 00:01:39,567 INCLUDING THE PRESIDENT OF SPACE 20 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:42,903 ALONG WITH HIS LOVELY FIRST LADY MRS. SPACE. 21 00:01:42,970 --> 00:01:44,905 THERE'S CAPTAIN STAR JOHNSON. 22 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:47,908 SECRETARY OF THE STRATOSPHERE DR. I.Q. HI 23 00:01:47,975 --> 00:01:51,479 ALONG WITH HIS PSYCHOANALYST BROTHER DR. PSY-Q HI. 24 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,814 AND OTHER GOVERNMENT BIGWIGS. 25 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:56,717 - (MURMURING) 26 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:59,353 - AND REPRESENTING THE ANGRY RED PLANET, 27 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:01,689 QUEEN TEERA NEE OF MARS. 28 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:03,791 - ACCOMPANIED BY COMMANDER X-2, 29 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:06,260 WHOSE RISE TO POWER HAS BEEN RECENTLY ECLIPSED 30 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:07,695 BY A NEW SHINING STAR-- 31 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:10,298 THE QUEEN'S NEW SECRETARY OF WAR AND PEACE, 32 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:11,932 GENERAL Z-9. 33 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:14,502 Z-9 IS NOT ONLY THE LEADER OF THE MARTIAN MILITARY 34 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:16,103 AND AUTHOR OF THE PEACE TREATY, 35 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:17,338 BUT ACCORDING TO THE RUMOR MILL, 36 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:18,739 HE'S ALSO ON THE FAST TRACK 37 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:22,009 TO BEING THE QUEEN'S NEW CONSORT. 38 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:24,011 - HMM, NO-GOOD, TWO-FACED, 39 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:27,815 SOCIAL-CLIMBING SNAKE IN THE GRASS. 40 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:28,916 YOUR MAJESTY. 41 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,219 - YOU DON'T LIKE HIM, DO YOU? 42 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:34,222 - OH, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT, YOUR HIGHNESS. 43 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:37,525 I LIKE HIM IN A WAY. 44 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:42,162 IN A GEE-I-CAN'T-WAIT-TO-GO- TO-HIS-FUNERAL SORT OF WAY. 45 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:45,366 (FANFARE) 46 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:50,037 - WHERE ARE THE PENS? 47 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:52,373 - THE PENS? 48 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,608 - DODGERS, WHERE ARE YOU? 49 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,719 - YOU COULDN'T LET IT GO, COULD YOU? 50 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:08,256 YOU JUST HAD TO D-D-DICKER OVER THE PRICE. 51 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:10,023 - IT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY. 52 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:11,492 THEY SELL THE PENS CHEAP, 53 00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:13,261 THEN THEY GOUGE YOU ON THE INK. 54 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:15,062 IT'S A TOTAL RACKET. 55 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:17,331 - M-MAYBE, B-B-BUT THAT'S NO REASON 56 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:19,233 TO CALL THEIR LEADER A B-B-BANANA-NOSED, 57 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,369 NOSTRILIAN N-N-NUGGETEER. 58 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:35,849 - DODGERS, WHAT'S KEEPING YOU AND THOSE CEREMONIAL PENS? 59 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,918 - WE'RE ON OUR WAY, I.Q. 60 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:39,720 STRAP YOURSELF IN, CADET. 61 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:47,160 ANOTHER ENEMY THWARTED. 62 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,996 - ONCE THAT TREATY'S SIGNED, 63 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,831 WE WON'T HAVE MANY ENEMIES. 64 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:53,401 T-T-THERE WILL BE PEACE IN SPACE. 65 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:56,504 WON'T THAT BE FANTAS-- D-D-D--FANTAS--D-D-D-- 66 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:57,771 WON'T THAT BE NICE? 67 00:03:57,838 --> 00:03:58,539 - I GUESS. 68 00:03:58,606 --> 00:03:59,907 BUT IF THERE'S PEACE, 69 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:00,908 THE DEFENSE BUDGET 70 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,276 WILL BE CUT. 71 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:03,911 THERE WILL BE LAYOFFS, DOWNSIZING. 72 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:05,946 I COULD LOSE MY JOB. 73 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:07,515 BOOTED FROM THE SERVICE. 74 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,350 FORCED TO SCROUNGE FOR WHATEVER 75 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:10,918 MEASLY CIVIL SERVANT JOB 76 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:14,622 I CAN FIND! 77 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:19,927 DUH, YOUR VEHICLE AIN'T GOT NO SMOG INSPECTION STICKER. 78 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:21,128 NEXT. 79 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:22,996 THIS PEACE TREATY SCENARIO 80 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:24,164 MAY BE A PROBLEMO 81 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:26,266 FOR ONE LITTLE BLACK DUCK. 82 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:32,039 (BEEP BEEP) 83 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,907 (CHUCKLING) 84 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:45,386 - BUCKET HEAD. 85 00:04:45,453 --> 00:04:46,520 - EARTH CREATURE. 86 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:47,955 - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 87 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:50,624 COULD TODAY MARK THE END OF OUR MUTUAL HATRED? 88 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:53,160 - HIGHLY UNLIKELY, DODGERS. 89 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:55,095 WHETHER AT WAR OR IN PEACE, 90 00:04:55,162 --> 00:04:57,064 I SHALL ALWAYS LOATHE YOU. 91 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,232 - YOU SHALL ALWAYS LOVE ME? 92 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:02,503 - EWW! - I SAID "LOATHE," YOU IDIOT. 93 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:03,871 - DID NOT. - DID TOO. 94 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:05,172 - YOU LOVE A DUCK. 95 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:06,306 - I DO NOT. - DO TOO. 96 00:05:06,374 --> 00:05:07,608 - UH-UH. 97 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:08,842 - UH-HUH. - UH-UH. 98 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:09,843 - UH-HUH. AAH! 99 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:12,446 (FANFARE) 100 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:15,015 - LET THE SIGNING BEGIN. 101 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:22,055 - WHAT? 102 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:23,156 - HMM. 103 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:25,125 - HMM. 104 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:26,594 - (CHUCKLING) 105 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:31,665 - (GASP) 106 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:35,969 - OH, DEAR. 107 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:38,606 - COULD IT BE I OVERDID IT A TAD? 108 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:44,878 - (SCREAMING) 109 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:47,648 - THIS IS A MOCKERY. AN OUTRAGE. 110 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:50,651 - OF COURSE YOU KNOW THIS MEANS WAR! 111 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:52,586 - EH, TSK, TSK, TSK, TSK. 112 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:55,623 NOW, WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT LINE BEFORE? 113 00:05:57,958 --> 00:06:00,227 - WELL, I-I-IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S BACK 114 00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:01,995 TO SPACE OPERA HEROICS FOR US. 115 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:06,333 - YES. EVER ON ALERT TO PROTECT THE SKYWAYS. 116 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:07,868 (CLINK) 117 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:10,003 (SLURPING) 118 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:11,605 WHAT'S ON THE IDIOT BOX? 119 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:14,141 - HOPING TO RESURRECT THE PEACE TREATY, 120 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:17,044 STAR JOHNSON HAS BEEN SENT TO PATCH UP THE RIFT 121 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,579 BETWEEN EARTH AND MARS. 122 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:20,848 - JOHNSON GETS ALL THE CUSHY ASSIGNMENTS. 123 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:24,952 - MEANWHILE, THE SECRETARY OF HOME PLANET SECURITY J. EDGAR ASHCAN 124 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:27,888 IS LEADING THE INVESTIGATION INTO WHAT WENT WRONG. 125 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:30,223 - I'LL HUNT DOWN THE REPROBATE RESPONSIBLE 126 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:31,525 FOR THIS PEN FIASCO 127 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:32,593 AND MAKE HIM PAY 128 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:34,061 THROUGH THE NOSE! 129 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:35,796 - THE INVESTIGATION HAS LED 130 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:37,865 SECRETARY J. EDGAR ASHCAN 131 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:40,934 TO NOSTRILIA 10. 132 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:41,835 - UH-OH. 133 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,270 - THERE, THE LOCALS WERE ABLE 134 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:44,938 TO SNIFF OUT A FEW CLUES. 135 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:47,475 - WHICH SENT US DOWN AN EXPECTED PATH 136 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:49,910 TO WHERE WE ARE TODAY. 137 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:51,344 OPEN UP, DODGERS! 138 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,546 - AAH! 139 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:54,414 CADET, FIRE UP THE THRUSTERS. 140 00:06:54,482 --> 00:06:55,716 GET US OUT OF HERE! 141 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:57,618 - B-B-WHY, CAPTAIN? 142 00:06:57,685 --> 00:06:59,520 - WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE. 143 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:02,255 - I WAS AFRAID I'D LOSE MY JOB. 144 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:05,092 I SABOTAGED THE PENS. 145 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:07,928 - SABOTAGE? 146 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:09,062 - SAVE ME, CADET! 147 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:10,263 IT'S YOUR DUTY 148 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:12,065 AS A SYCOPHANTIC UNDERLING. 149 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,069 AAH! HA HA HA! 150 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:18,105 PLEASE! 151 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:26,747 - DON'T W-W-W-- EH, D-D-DON'T FRET, CAPTAIN. 152 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:28,348 I'LL TAKE THE BLAME. 153 00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:29,817 I HAVE A SPOTLESS RECORD. 154 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:32,119 T-T-THEY'RE SURE TO LET ME OFF EASY. 155 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:33,921 - WHAT A PAL! 156 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:36,624 MWAH! 157 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:37,891 MMM, SALTY. 158 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,059 AND NEVER FEAR. 159 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,327 IF THINGS GET HAIRY, 160 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:41,962 I'LL STICK UP FOR YA. 161 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:43,931 (LOUD BANGING) 162 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,271 - DUCK DODGERS, I CHARGE YOU WITH-- 163 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:53,473 - HE DID IT. HE DID IT! 164 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:58,311 (SPLAT) 165 00:07:58,378 --> 00:07:59,913 - TAKE HIM AWAY. 166 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:03,383 - OH, T-T-THANKS FOR STICKING UP FOR ME. 167 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:05,352 - OH, RIGHT. 168 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:08,288 SHOOT. I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING. 169 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:10,858 STUPID, STUPID, STUPID. 170 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:14,962 (PEOPLE MURMURING) 171 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:16,363 (GAVEL BANGING) 172 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:19,299 - ORDER IN THE COURT. 173 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:23,203 THE EAGER YOUNG SPACE CADET HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY 174 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:25,873 OF INTERGALACTIC SABOTAGE. 175 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:30,043 CADET, YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE 176 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:33,614 TO THE JUANTANAGUANAMO BAY PENAL COLONY. 177 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:34,948 (AUDIENCE GASPING) 178 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:38,185 - (MURMURING) 179 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,453 - STOP! THIS IS WRONG. 180 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,689 ALL WRONG. 181 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,624 BEGGING THE COURT'S INDULGENCE, 182 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:46,259 BUT PLEASE, LET ME SPEAK. 183 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:49,763 I...CONFESS. 184 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:54,534 - (GASPING AND MURMURING) 185 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:56,469 - I CONFESS... 186 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,772 THAT I TRIED TO STOP THAT PIG, 187 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:00,273 BUT WOULD HE LISTEN? 188 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:01,474 NOOOO. 189 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,744 FOR HE IS A HEADSTRONG HOG. 190 00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:05,512 OH, YES, MY FRIENDS. 191 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:07,280 THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET, 192 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:10,884 WHERE HE PURCHASED THE INGREDIENTS OF HIS SUBTERFUGE. 193 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:13,887 THEN THIS LITTLE PIGGY STAYED HOME, 194 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:15,623 PLOTTING AND SCHEMING. 195 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:18,926 EVERY NIGHT, THIS LITTLE PIGGY HAD ROAST BEEF 196 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:21,695 WITH MASHED POTATOES, YORKSHIRE PUDDING, 197 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:23,463 AND SUCCOTASH. 198 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:25,565 BUT DID HE HAVE A DAILY EXERCISE REGIMEN 199 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:27,067 TO WORK ON HIS ABS? 200 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:28,235 NO. 201 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,671 THIS LITTLE PIGGY HAD NONE. 202 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:33,106 AND NOW HE BEGS FOR MERCY? 203 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:36,977 WELL, I SAY IT'S TIME FOR THIS LITTLE PIGGY 204 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:40,247 TO GO "WEE, WEE, WEE" ALL THE WAY HOME 205 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:41,715 TO PRISON! 206 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:43,684 - (CHEERING) 207 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:51,224 - EH, T-T-THANKS FOR THE GREAT DEFENSE, CAPTAIN. 208 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,160 - OH, DEFENSE. 209 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:54,828 RIGHT. 210 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:58,165 STUPID, STUPID, STUPID. 211 00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:03,536 - THAT DODGERS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF DYNAMIC PERSONALITY 212 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,139 WHO CAN SALVAGE THE PEACE TREATY. 213 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:09,843 - MY QUEEN, STAR JOHNSON HAS ARRIVED FROM EARTH. 214 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:14,514 - YOUR MAJESTY, I AM HERE TO RENEGOTIATE THE PEACE. 215 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:15,649 - VERY WELL. 216 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,484 - BUT NOT WITH YOU, JOHNSON. 217 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:21,321 WE'LL NEGOTIATE ONLY WITH HIM-- 218 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,924 DUCK DODGERS. 219 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:34,301 - WELCOME TO JUANTANAGUANAMO BAY PENAL COLONY. 220 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:36,904 - UHH! 221 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,706 - MEET YOUR CELLMATE, PUNK-- 222 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:41,408 THE ANDROMEDA ANNIHILATOR. 223 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:44,644 - OOH. TOY PIGGY BANK. 224 00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:46,680 ME MAKE DEPOSIT. 225 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:49,082 HEE HEE HEE HEE! 226 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,119 - EH, T-T-T-THAT'S ALL, FOLKS. 227 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:08,035 - EVER SINCE CADET WAS SENT AWAY, 228 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:11,204 I SEEM SO RUN DOWN, LISTLESS. 229 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:14,908 - GREAT NEWS, DODGERS. YOU'VE BEEN PROMOTED. 230 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,276 FOR YOUR SEVERAL DAYS 231 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,211 OF MEDIOCRE BUT COMPETENT SERVICE 232 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,513 AND YOUR RECENT STUPEFYING COURTROOM SPEECH, 233 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:24,184 YOU'VE BEEN PROMOTED TO THE RANK OF REAR ADMIRAL. 234 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:25,352 - OH, BOY! 235 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:26,754 A SALARY BOOST. 236 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,288 PERSONAL ASSISTANTS. 237 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:31,058 THE COOL COSTUME WITH THE FUNNY HAT. 238 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,726 - YOUR PROMOTION WAS INSISTED UPON 239 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,594 BY THE MARTIAN HIGH COMMAND. 240 00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:37,297 GENERAL Z-9 HAS HIS EYE ON YOU. 241 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:41,601 - AAH! - I LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING 242 00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:44,371 VERY CLOSELY WITH YOU, DODGERS. 243 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,639 - UH, BACK AT YOU, BIG GUY. 244 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,208 - SEE YOU ON MARS TOMORROW, 245 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:50,778 WHEN YOU AND I WILL SIGN THE PEACE TREATY 246 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,345 BETWEEN OUR WORLDS. 247 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,647 - I THOUGHT THAT WAS STAR JOHNSON'S GIG. 248 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,350 - GENERAL Z-9 REQUESTED YOU, DODGERS. 249 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,685 - TILL THEN, ADMIRAL, 250 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,854 I BID YOU ADIEU. 251 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,156 - A-DOO-DOO. 252 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,657 - THESE ARE THE CODES TO THE EARTH'S 253 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,359 SATELLITE DEFENSE SYSTEM. 254 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:10,530 SHARE THESE WITH THE MARTIANS ONLY AFTER THE TREATY IS SIGNED. 255 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:14,802 THE FATE OF THE WORLD RESTS ON YOUR SHOULDERS, DODGERS. 256 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:18,071 - YOUR FAITH IN ME IS WHAT GIVES ME STRENGTH. 257 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,045 (DIALING) 258 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:26,646 - ACME TRAVEL AGENCY, 259 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,916 I'D LIKE A TICKET ON YOUR NEXT 260 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,984 FLIGHT TO ALPHA CENTAURI. 261 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,953 ONE WAY OUGHT TO DO IT. 262 00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,393 - WHAT HAVE WE HERE? 263 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,630 A VIDEO TRANSMISSION TO COUNSELOR DISH? 264 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,232 HMM. 265 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,334 - INTERPLANETARY CONQUEST IS ON SCHEDULE. 266 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,736 THE EARTHLING DUCK IS AN IMBECILE 267 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:54,174 WHO WILL UNWITTINGLY SURRENDER HIS PLANET TO MY RULE. 268 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:57,010 WITH THE MARTIAN QUEEN IN MY THRALL, 269 00:12:57,077 --> 00:13:00,180 BOTH WORLDS WILL SOON BE OURS. 270 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:04,084 - RINGS OF SATURN! Z-9 IS A TRAITOR. 271 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,991 - WHAT'S THIS? 272 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:14,094 HAS THE EARTHLING BEEN PLAYING SPY? 273 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,430 NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY, JOHNSON. 274 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:20,934 WE'LL NEED TO COME UP WITH A SPECIAL PUNISHMENT FOR YOU. 275 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,803 - AAH! AAH! AAH! 276 00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,906 UHH. 277 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,578 - OH, DEAR. 278 00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:43,924 - (MURMURING) 279 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,026 - T-T-THANKS FOR STICKING UP FOR ME, CAPTAIN. 280 00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,228 T-T-THANKS FOR STICKING UP FOR ME, CAPTAIN. 281 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,098 T-T-THANKS FOR STICKING UP FOR ME, CAPTAIN. 282 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,711 - YAH! 283 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,347 - UGH! 284 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:10,383 - WHERE'S MY LITTLE PIGGY BANK? 285 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,419 HEE HEE HEE! 286 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,126 - OOH! 287 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,732 - JUMP, CADET! JUMP! 288 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:28,902 I'LL CATCH YOU. I PROMISE. 289 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,904 - AAH! 290 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,611 (PHONE RINGS) 291 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,447 - HANG ON A SEC. 292 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:41,881 HELLO? 293 00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,783 OH, HI. 294 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,785 NOTHING. HOW ABOUT YOU? 295 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:47,387 - AAH! 296 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,222 - AAH! 297 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,361 YOU GOT TO HELP ME, DOC. 298 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,196 PLEASE. 299 00:14:56,263 --> 00:15:00,800 I CAN'T SLEEP. I'M UP ALL NIGHT WATCHING 350-YEAR-OLD RERUNS 300 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,702 OF "SABRINA, THE TEENAGE WITCH." 301 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:06,073 THOUGHTS OF SELF-LOATHING WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE. 302 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,307 WHAT CAN I DO? 303 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:08,875 - YOU MUST UNDO THE REASONS 304 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,010 YOU HATE YOURSELF. 305 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,511 - NO. I MEAN ABOUT SABRINA. 306 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,214 I GOT A WICKED CRUSH ON MELISSA JOAN HART. 307 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:16,749 - BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SELF-LOATHING? 308 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:19,152 - THAT I SORT OF ENJOY. 309 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,289 - WITH THIS PROCESS, DODGERS, 310 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,391 WE ARE GOING TO LINK OUR MINDS TOGETHER, 311 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:27,460 AND I WILL TRY TO UNCOVER WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU. 312 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,231 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 313 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,303 - (GRUNTING) 314 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:41,808 - SWEETIES. LADIES. DAMES. CHICKS. 315 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,510 MELISSA JOAN HART. 316 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,112 WHOO, WHOO, WHOO. 317 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,614 WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO! 318 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,016 BABES. HONEYS. 319 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:50,617 IS MY TOUPEE ON STRAIGHT? 320 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:53,253 BETRAYED MY BEST FRIEND AND CONDEMNED HIM 321 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,488 TO PAY FOR MY CRIME. 322 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,057 DOLLS. DEARIES. 323 00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:59,026 GIANT HAIRY-NOSED MEN. 324 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:02,929 GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS! 325 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,231 I KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS. 326 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,499 - ME, TOO. I NEED A DATE. 327 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:07,900 - BESIDES THAT. 328 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,269 YOU WILL NOT ENJOY YOUR NEW LIFE 329 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,938 UNTIL YOU HELP YOUR BEST FRIEND. 330 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,506 - MY BEST FRIEND? 331 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,043 ANY IDEA WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT, CHUM? 332 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,278 - NOT A CLUE, OLD BEAN. 333 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:27,454 - WELL, LOOK AT THE LITTLE PIGGY BOY. 334 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,922 EAT YOUR SLOP, PIGGY BOY. 335 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,592 - (GRUNTING) (DISH BREAKS) 336 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,327 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! 337 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,828 O-O-ONE HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW-- 338 00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,630 NO, T-T-TOMORROW-- 339 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:38,831 I'LL EAT TOAST. 340 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:39,966 B-B-BURN TOAST, DRINK TOAST. 341 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,201 I'LL D-D-DRINK TOAST. 342 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:42,269 I'LL D-D-DRINK WATER POLO. 343 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,870 POLO PONIES, POLOPONIES. 344 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,572 M-M-M-MONOPOLIES. 345 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:46,639 CAN YOU SAY POTATO? 346 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:47,674 I SAY ASBESTOS 347 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,109 WITH MINT JELLY. HA HA. 348 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,143 AND J-J-JERRY MATHERS AS THE BEAVER. 349 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,245 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 350 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,747 AYE, YI, YI, YI, YI, YI! YI, YI, YI! 351 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:55,848 - WHOA! 352 00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,884 STEER CLEAR OF THE PIG, DUDE. 353 00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,387 HE'S A TOTAL FREAK! 354 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,355 - YOU NEVER WANTED PEACE. 355 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,957 YOUR TREATY IS JUST A SHAM. 356 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,194 - A SUCCESSFUL SHAM. 357 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:10,463 AND ONCE I GET THOSE DEFENSE PLANS FROM DODGERS, 358 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:14,134 MARTIAN FORCES WILL CONQUER EARTH. 359 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,635 - THE QUEEN WILL STOP YOU. 360 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,238 - THE QUEEN WILL DO WHAT I TELL HER TO DO, 361 00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:22,075 OR SHE WON'T BE QUEEN FOR LONG. 362 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,345 - LET'S RECAP. 363 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,547 YOU, DODGERS, ARE AN EGOMANIACAL 364 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:28,981 BIPOLAR NARCISSIST 365 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,551 AND PATHOLOGICAL LIAR WITH SOCIOPATHIC TENDENCIES. 366 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,653 - GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT, DOC. I CAN TAKE IT. 367 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,888 - BUT THERE'S STILL A CHANCE I CAN CURE YOU. 368 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:38,758 I'M GOING TO TRY A CONTROVERSIAL FORM OF SHOCK THERAPY-- 369 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:41,894 NOT YET APPROVED BY THE GALACTIC FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION. 370 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,631 (THUD) 371 00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,833 - HEY, I THINK I GET IT! 372 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,736 IF I'M EVER GONNA BE ABLE TO LIVE WITH MYSELF, 373 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:54,274 I HAVE TO SAVE MY BESTEST PAL IN THE WHOLE GALAXY. 374 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,645 CADET. 375 00:17:58,711 --> 00:17:59,979 - UHH! 376 00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:03,883 - (GROWLING) 377 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:06,586 - CHEWIE? 378 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:09,522 - F-F-FOLLOW ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE. 379 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,294 - YOUR MAJESTY! TO ARMS! 380 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:17,497 YOU'RE IN GRAVE DANGER! 381 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,000 - OOPS. 382 00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:24,937 COMMANDER, I'M AFRAID YOU'VE BECOME A LIABILITY. 383 00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,573 ATOMIZE HIM. 384 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,142 - YAH! YAH! 385 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,744 GANGWAY! 386 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:35,248 AAH! AAH! AAH! 387 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,217 - (GASP) 388 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,586 GENERAL, I ORDER YOU TO EXPLAIN 389 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,621 WHAT ON MARS IS GOING ON HERE. 390 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:46,793 - I'M AFRAID YOU WON'T BE GIVING ANY MORE ORDERS, 391 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,628 YOUR MAJESTY. 392 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,570 - HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? 393 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,372 I'M ONLY AN ADMIRAL FOR TWO DAYS, 394 00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:34,807 AND THIS IS THE FATE THAT AWAITS MY SHIP. 395 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:35,808 (ENGINE RUNNING) 396 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,677 THERE SHE IS. 397 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,879 HEY! I NEED THAT! 398 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,589 - (GROWLING) 399 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:52,292 (BARKING) 400 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,495 - AAH! 401 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,436 (GROWLING) 402 00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,773 (WHIMPERING) 403 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:40,640 - GO FORWARD! GO FORWARD, I SAY! 404 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:48,415 NOT THIS FORWARD! THAT FORWARD! 405 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:57,824 AAH! HA HA HA! 26854

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