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* FROZEN IN A TIME
AND SPACE DIVIDE *
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* BUT HOW WOULD *
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* THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? *
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* DUCK DODGERS
OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *
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* PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
AND THE WEAK *
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* DUCK DODGERS,
HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY *
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* IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *
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(HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYING)
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- GO, BOYS, GO!
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- WHOA, YEAH! HA HA!
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WHOOO! HA HA!
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- WHOO-HOO! ALL RIGHT!
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- WHOO-HOO-HOO! HA HA HA!
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OOPS.
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OH!
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- WHOA!
- AHHH!
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- HEADS UP, HODADS!
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COMING THROUGH.
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- ONCE AGAIN, DUCK DODGERS
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REMAINS THE SURF KING.
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- HANG 10.
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SHOOT THE CURL.
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LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS.
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- YAY, DUCK DODGERS!
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- I REMEMBER
WHEN THIS WAS OUR SPOT.
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- YOU GOTTA ADMIT,
HE IS PRETTY GOOD, BRAH.
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- THAT'S RIGHT. I TAKE TO
SURFING LIKE A DUCK TO WATER.
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HEY, THAT KIND OF MAKES SENSE
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
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- ALL HAIL THE SURF KING.
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- HAIL, KING DODGERS!
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- IT'S GOOD
TO BE THE KING, BABY.
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- AND HERE'S YOUR FRUIT SMOOTHIE
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MADE SOLELY
FROM CANNED PINEAPPLES.
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- EVERYONE KNOWS
THE FRESHEST PINEAPPLES
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COME FROM CANS.
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- HE'S NOT VERY SMART, IS HE?
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- I'M AFRAID
THAT HIS RIDICULOUS ANTICS
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ARE LESS THAN ASPIRATIONAL.
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- C-C-CA-CAPTAIN DODGERS,
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SHOULDN'T WE BE GETTING
BACK TO EARTH?
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- W-W-W-WE'VE BEEN
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ON THIS BEACH FOR 6 YEARS.
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- GO BACK?!
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BUT I'M THE KING OF THE SURF.
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BARON OF THE BEACH!
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SIRE OF THE SWELL!
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AND I, SURF KING DUCK DODGERS,
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AM NO WAVE-HOGGIN' GOON.
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I WILL GLADLY TAKE ON
ALL CHALLENGERS TO MY THRONE.
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(THUNDERCLAP)
HUH?
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- WHAT IS THAT?
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- IT'S A SHIP.
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- RRRRRRR...
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AAAAHHHHH!
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- SEEMS LIKE A FRIENDLY CHAP.
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- I AM THE CRUSHER--
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THE MIGHTIEST SURFER
IN THE UNIVERSE.
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- SURF KING DODGERS,
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I THOUGHT
YOU WERE THE MIGHTIEST.
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- WELL, I--I--I, UH, WELL...
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- AND THE CRUSHER
CLAIMS THIS PLANET FOR HIS OWN.
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- BUT DUCK DODGERS
IS THE SURF KING HERE.
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- HA HA HA HA!
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YOU MADE THIS STUPID DUCK
YOUR KING?
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- WELL, I WAS ACTUALLY APPOINTED
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DURING AN ILL-CONCEIVED
CORPORATE MERGER.
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ERP!
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- YOU MAY HAVE THE SKILLS
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TO IMPRESS THESE LOCALS,
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BUT CAN YOU OUTSURF
THE CRUSHER?
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- SOMETHING TELLS ME
WE'LL BE SPENDING
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THE NEXT
SEVERAL MINUTES FINDING OUT.
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- OOH, MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE,
LIKE, A SURFING CONTEST.
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- THAT'S A TERRIFIC IDEA.
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- TH-TH-THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA.
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- A SURFING CONTEST IT IS!
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SEE YOU AT DAWN.
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- OH, PLEASE LET ME LAND
IN THE BIG, SOFT BUSH
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FULL OF BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS.
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TYPICAL.
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(DISTANT GIGGLING)
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- I BROUGHT YOUR SMOOTHIE,
MR. CRUSHER.
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- DON'T GET TOO COMFORTABLE
IN THAT THRONE, BUSTER.
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OH, WHO AM I TRYING TO KID?
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YOU THINK
I CAN WIN THIS CONTEST,
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DON'T YOU, LITTLE FELLA?
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- BAH HA HA HA!
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YOU? BEAT THAT MONSTER?
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YOU DON'T HAVE A PRAYER, BUDDY.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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- EVEN THIS WORTHLESS
DISGUSTING SLUG
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DOESN'T BELIEVE IN ME.
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- THAT DOESN'T MATTER, CHUM.
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I'M BRIAN WILSON.
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WHAT MATTERS
IS THAT YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.
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- SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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- I OFTEN APPEAR
AS A SORT OF SPIRITUAL ADVISER
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TO SURFERS IN NEED.
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- I THOUGHT
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YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SURF.
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- DO YOU WANT MY ADVICE OR NOT?
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- HEY, REALLY,
WHAT DO I HAVE TO LOSE?
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- THEN GET YOUR KARMA
IN BALANCE.
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FOCUS YOUR CHI, AND YOU'LL HEAR
A SONG IN YOUR INNER GOURD.
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- HOLY CARP,
I WISH I COULD THINK THAT DEEP.
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- WELL, THIS IS IT--
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THE BIG DAY.
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- CAPTAIN DODGERS, D-D-DID YOU
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REMEMBER TO WAX YOUR BOARD?
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- SURFBOARD? NO.
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BUT I DID HAVE MY EYEBROWS DONE.
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- J-J-JUST REMEMBER
TO LISTEN FOR THE SONG
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IN YOUR INNER G-G-G-GOURD.
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- A WHAT IN MY INNER WHERE?
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- YOU KNOW,
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THE SONG BRIAN TOLD YOU
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TO LISTEN FOR.
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- WHO?
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- Y-Y-YOUR SPIRITUAL
SURFING ADVISER.
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- YOU MEAN A G-G-G-GHOST?
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- DON'T YOU REMEMBER THIS GUY?
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- OH, YEAH.
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GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, BUDDY.
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HEY, OOOH, SORRY.
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GUESS I DON'T KNOW
MY OWN STRENGTH.
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- DON'T YOU GET IT?
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HE'S NOT A C-C-CORPOREAL BEING.
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HE'S A PSYCHIC M-M-MANIFESTATION
OF SPIRITUAL ENERGY.
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UH, C-C-C-CAPTAIN?
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C-C-CAPTAIN DODGERS?
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- WHHEEEEEEEE!
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WHEEEEEEE!
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- EXCUSE ME, CAPTAIN?
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- YES, CADET?
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- HEY,
YOU GUARANTEED THIS GUEST SPOT
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WOULD BE HANDLED WITH DIGNITY.
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- SORRY, BRIAN.
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- EH, SO, CAPTAIN...
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- HUNH! UHH! RRRRR!
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UGH! EHHH! UNHHH!
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STUPID PSYCHIC MANIFESTATIONS!
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GOTTA BREAK FREEEEE...
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(CRASH)
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WHERE'S MY DIGNITY?
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- YOU CAN BEAT
THE CRUSHER, DODGERS.
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JUST REMEMBER
TO LISTEN FOR MY SONG.
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- WHAT?
- I SAID, LISTEN FOR MY SONG.
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- SORRY. I THINK I'VE STILL GOT
SOME TUNA IN MY EAR.
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- LISTEN FOR MY SONG!
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* BELIEVE IN YOURSELF *
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* IN EVERY SINGLE WAY *
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* HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF *
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* THAT YOU WILL BE OK *
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* YOU WILL BE OK *
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* BELIEVE IN YOURSELF *
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* PUT YOUR TROUBLES
ON THE SHELF *
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* HAPPY TO EXIST *
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* BAD TIMES WON'T BE MISSED *
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* DON'T BACK DOWN
FROM THAT WAVE *
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* YOU JUST GOTTA BE BRAVE *
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* EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO *
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* WILL COME BACK TO YOU *
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* BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
IN EVERY SINGLE WAY *
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* HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF *
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* THAT YOU WILL BE OK *
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* YOU WILL BE OK *
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* EVERYBODY JUST FEELS IT *
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* EVERYBODY FEELS IT *
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* EVERYBODY JUST FEELS IT *
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* EVERYBODY FEELS IT *
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* EVERYBODY JUST TRIES IT *
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* EVERYBODY TRIES IT *
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* EVERYBODY JUST BUYS IT *
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* EVERYBODY BUYS IT *
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* PEOPLE COMING TOGETHER *
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* COMING TOGETHER *
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* PEOPLE ALWAYS FOREVER *
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* ALWAYS FOREVER *
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* I'M NOT BACKIN' DOWN *
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* FROM THAT BIG OLD WAVE *
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* HELLO, HOW ARE YOU? *
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* WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO? *
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* IS YOUR LIFE COMING DOWN? *
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* WILL YOU FINALLY
COME AROUND? *
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* EVERY NEW SITUATION
BRINGS A CHILLING VIBRATION *
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* EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO *
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* WILL COME BACK TO YOU *
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* BELIEVE IN YOURSELF *
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* IN EVERY SINGLE WAY *
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* HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF *
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* THAT YOU WILL BE OK *
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* YOU WILL BE OK *
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* BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
IN EVERY SINGLE WAY... *
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- AAAAHHHH!
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- CLEARLY A CASE
OF CANNED PINEAPPLE DEFICIENCY.
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- DUCK DODGERS WINS!
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- (CHEERING)
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- HOORAY, DUCK DODGERS!
- HOORAY, DUCK DODGERS!
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- THANKS, BRIAN WILSON.
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I OWE IT ALL TO YOUR STRANGE
AND CONFUSING ADVICE.
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- NO PROBLEM.
HEY, I GOTTA SPLIT.
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SOME KID IN MAUI
HAS SOME SERIOUS WAVE ANXIETY.
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- HANG LOOSE, DUDE.
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- (SCREAMING)
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- HOORAY, SURF KING!
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- OH, UH, SORRY, CADET,
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BUT I DON'T THINK
WE'LL BE RETURNING
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TO EARTH ANY TIME SOON.
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- W-W-W-WHAT'S THE RUSH?
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- IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING.
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- MMMM...
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- HA HA HA!
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HAPPY CAT SAY NAP TIME IS OVER.
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- HUH?
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- WAKE UP.
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YOU SLEEP TOO MUCH.
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HA HA HA!
MY SNOOZE BUTTON IS BROKEN.
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- THAT'S NOT ALL
THAT'S GONNA BE BROKEN
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IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP.
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- HA HA HA!
VERY FUNNY, LAZY DUCK.
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BUT YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT ME.
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NEVER!
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- NOTHING MAKES ME HUNGRIER
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THAN A NAP.
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HEY, CADET, SUPPER READY?
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I SAID, WHAT'S COOKIN', COOK?
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- T-TONIGHT I'M PREPARING SUSHI
WITH ALL THE TRAPPINGS.
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- IMPRESSIVE.
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YOU DID ALL THIS
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WHILE I WAS TAKING A NAP?
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- Y-Y-YOU WERE SLEEPING
FOR 3 DAYS.
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- 3 DAYS?
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DID I MISS ANYTHING IMPORTANT?
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- I'LL FILL YOU IN
ON THE DEFEAT
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OF THE K-K-KLUNKIN ARMADA
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AFTER WE'VE EATEN.
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- GOOD, BECAUSE MY TUMMY
NEEDS SOME GRUB.
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- W-W-WE CAN BEGIN AS SOON
AS YOU G-GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN.
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- FINE.
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OK, LET'S GO.
I'M STARVING.
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- G-G-GOTTA GO WASH MY HANDS.
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00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,910
I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE.
243
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:26,079
- WELL, I'M HUNGRY RIGHT NOW!
244
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,621
AHHH, MMMM...
245
00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:36,289
YUM.
246
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,826
MMMM...
247
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,761
- ALL STERILE.
248
00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:43,363
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
- MMMNGR...
249
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:47,300
I JUST THOUGHT
I'D GET STARTED WITHOUT YOU.
250
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,602
- B-B-B-BUT YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
251
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:51,471
- OH, YEAH, I DO.
252
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,705
MAKIN' SUSHI.
253
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,574
- S-S-SIR, THIS IS A RARE
254
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:57,044
AND DANGEROUS TELOSIAN POPPER.
255
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,112
I THINK I BETTER
HANDLE THIS ONE M-M-M-MY--
256
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,915
- I THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
257
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,184
- SIR, IT CONTAINS
A POWERFUL N-N-NERVE TOXIN
258
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:07,054
AND MUST BE
C-C-C-CAREFULLY PREPARED.
259
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,690
B-B-BUT, CAPTAIN!
260
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,659
- PERFECT.
261
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,461
NICE PRESENTATION, HUH?
262
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,663
- D-D-DON'T EAT IT!
263
00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:19,666
N-N-NO!
264
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:20,600
OH, DEAR.
265
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:21,801
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT
266
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,636
YOU WERE SO WORRIED--ABOUT.
267
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,873
EEEEEEEK!
268
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,681
DAAAHHHH!
269
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,683
WHOOOOAAAAH!
270
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,351
AAAHHHHH!
271
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,643
HEE HEE HEE HEE!
272
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,512
IT'S A LITTLE DRAFTY.
273
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:28,635
WALKING, WALKING, WALKING...
274
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,802
WALKING...
275
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,739
WALKING, WALKING...
276
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,574
WALKING...
277
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:35,742
FROG...
278
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,744
FROG.
279
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:40,747
WALKING, WALKING...
280
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,449
WIND...
281
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:43,750
WALKING.
282
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,586
CRICKET...CRICKET.
283
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,588
DROP.
284
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:49,789
WALKING...
285
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,691
WALKING.
(RUSTLING)
286
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:52,892
HUH?
287
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,437
YAAAAAAH-HA HA HA!
288
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,373
RRR-ROBOT!
289
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,109
HI-YA!
290
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:13,913
HAAAHHH!
291
00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:16,249
HUH! HEE-YAH!
292
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:24,391
ROBOT...ROBOT!
293
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,093
ROBOT!
294
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:33,666
ROBOT.
295
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,302
ROBOT. ROBOT!
296
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:38,938
- STOP! NOT A ROBOT!
NOT A ROBOT!
297
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,910
- YOU'RE LUCKY
I DIDN'T CUT YOU TO RIBBONS.
298
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,113
- NOT WITH A Y-7 RATING,
YOU WON'T.
299
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,981
- SO, MY DEFEATED ADVERSARY,
300
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:50,850
HOW MAYETH I ESCAPE
THIS HERE TACO STAND
301
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,619
AND RETURNETH TO WHENCE I CAME?
302
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:57,824
- ONLY THE EVIL TYRANT WIZARD,
THE MASTER OF MASTERS, AH-CHOO,
303
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,859
HAS THE POWER TO SEND YOU HOME.
304
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:03,430
OR YOU COULD JUST USE
THIS TIME PORTAL RIGHT HERE.
305
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,832
BUT THEN, OF COURSE,
YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE
306
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,234
TO DEFEAT AH-CHOO
307
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,836
AND END THE OPPRESSION
OF MY PEOPLE.
308
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,238
- (GRUNTING)
309
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,277
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING,
NOBLE CHAMPION?
310
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:20,213
- SO, IS THERE A BUTTON
I GOTTA PRESS, OR WHAT?
311
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,116
- PLEASE! YOU MUST
BATTLE THE EVIL WIZARD.
312
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,784
THAT TIME PORTAL IS JUST A PROP.
313
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,086
IT'S SUPPOSED TO INTRODUCE
314
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,087
A MORAL CONFLICT.
315
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,855
- NOT ON THIS SHOW, IT DOESN'T.
316
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,723
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
317
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,359
I HAVE A WIZARD TO BATTLE.
318
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:35,595
- HE LIVES
IN YONDER SPOOKY CASTLE.
319
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,164
- I KNEW THAT.
320
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,170
THIS MUST BE THE PLACE.
321
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,179
PHH-TOOEY!
322
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,497
TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE,
323
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:14,234
I MUST CALL UPON THE STRENGTH
OF MY ANCESTORS.
324
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,909
- HEY, DAD, CAN I HAVE A NICKEL
TO GO TO THE MOVIES?
325
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,911
- DID YOU MOW THE LAWN?
326
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,680
- YEP.
- DID YOU CLEAN YOUR ROOM?
327
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:28,915
- SURE DID.
328
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,717
- DID YOU FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK?
329
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:31,918
- YES, SIR.
330
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,853
- THEN ASK YOUR MOTHER.
331
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,623
(LAUGH TRACK)
332
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:40,193
- DEAR OLD DAD.
333
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,841
THAT MUST BE AH-CHOO'S
EVIL SPOOKY CASTLE.
334
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,209
UGH.
335
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,778
YEP, THEM BATS
ARE A DEAD GIVEAWAY.
336
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:03,216
WALKING...
337
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:08,288
WALKING IN SPOOKY CASTLE.
338
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,959
TERRIFIED LOOKING AROUND.
339
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,962
- STOP RIGHT THERE, SAMURAI.
340
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,063
- THANKS, BUD.
341
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,765
I HAVEN'T WALKED THIS MUCH
342
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:19,899
IN TWO SEASONS PUT TOGETHER.
343
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,734
SHEESH, I THINK I'M GETTIN'
344
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,203
A CHARLEY HORSE HERE.
345
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,707
- HA HA HA!
346
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:31,344
- HEY, YOU'RE JUST
MY STUPID ALARM CLOCK GUY.
347
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:35,782
- I AM NO SIMPLE PIECE
OF TALKING PLASTIC.
348
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:42,322
I AM A HEAP BIG POWERFUL WIZARD!
349
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:45,658
- THEN I DEMAND
YOU USE YOUR PALTRY POWERS
350
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:48,195
TO SEND ME HOME!
351
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:57,003
BEHOLD MY MESSY HAIR
OF DETERMINATION.
352
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,205
AAAUURRGHHH!
353
00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,039
- WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
354
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,908
- AAAAHHHHH!
355
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,445
- STOP!
356
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:08,114
- CHEAP COUNTERFEIT
MANOLO BLAHNIKS.
357
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:10,082
- FIRST, SAMURAI QUACK,
358
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:16,022
WE MUST HAVE OUR CUSTOMARY
BATTLE PREPARATION MONTAGE.
359
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:19,192
- WHY?
360
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:23,029
- WELL, ITS MANY
INTERESTING COMPOSITIONS
361
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:25,732
WILL BUILD DRAMATIC TENSION.
362
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:29,236
- THEN LET'S GET TO IT,
KUROSAWA.
363
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,973
YAAAH!
364
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,443
- BEGIN THE STAREDOWN.
365
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:49,222
HA HA HA!
366
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,061
- ARE WE READY
TO START FIGHTING?
367
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,095
GEE, I HOPE SO.
368
00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:57,129
WELL, I STOPPED
369
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,130
PAYING ATTENTION.
370
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,399
HOW DOES MY HAIR LOOK?
371
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:03,069
- (SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY)
372
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:06,673
- GRRRR.
- RHHAAAARRR!
373
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,088
(RUBBER DUCK SQUEAKS)
374
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:25,858
(ACCORDION PLAYING)
375
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,627
- WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
376
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:31,531
- I THINK IT'S
A MONKEY WEARING LEDERHOSEN.
377
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,900
- IS HE BUILDING
DRAMATIC TENSION, TOO?
378
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:39,105
- NO, I THINK THE EDITOR
IS PLAYING A DUMB JOKE.
379
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,407
TRY TO IGNORE HIM.
380
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:43,910
- EWW! NOW HE'S EATING
AN APPLE WITH HIS FOOT.
381
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:47,113
OH, I CAN'T IGNORE
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
382
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,781
- THEN FIGHT!
383
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,357
YOU HAVE SKILLS, SAMURAI.
384
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,726
- I'M A YELLOW BELT.
385
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:05,264
- HA HA HA!
386
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:08,368
- YEEEEOWZA!
387
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:12,138
- BECOME MY APPRENTICE,
SAMURAI.
388
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:13,473
- NEVER!
389
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,308
- IT IS YOUR DESTINY.
390
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,445
JOIN ME
AND WE WILL RULE THE GALAXY
391
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,980
AS FATHER AND SON.
392
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:31,391
- HA HA HA!
393
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:36,463
- MAN, THAT NERVE TOXIN
IS SOME FUNKY STUFF.
394
00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:47,173
- C-C-CLEAR!
395
00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:49,041
- YEEOOOW!
396
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:51,310
- Y-Y-YOU'RE ALIVE.
397
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,480
- THE MONKEY'S
WEARING LEDERHOSEN.
398
00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:56,115
AAH! AND HAPPY CAT'S MY DAD!
399
00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:57,784
- D-D-DON'T WORRY, CAPTAIN.
400
00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,586
THAT'S JUST
THE BLOWFISH POISON
401
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,521
WORKING ITSELF
OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.
402
00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:04,591
- BUT IT ALL SEEMED SO REAL.
403
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:07,494
- I GUESS IT'S
N-NO MORE SUSHI FOR YOU.
404
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,429
C-C-COME ON. I'LL FIX YOU A NICE
DEEP-DISH
405
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:12,532
POT STICKER
AND KIELBASA P-P-PIZZA.
406
00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:19,839
- HA HA HA!
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