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- * FROZEN IN A TIME
AND SPACE DIVIDE *
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* BUT HOW WOULD
THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? *
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* DUCK DODGERS OF
THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *
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* PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
AND THE WEAK *
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* DUCK DODGERS IS
FIGHTING TYRANNY *
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* IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *
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- STATUS REPORT, CADET.
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- HIS SHIELDS HAVE
A STRANGE SIGNATURE.
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I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE IT.
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- I DON'T CARE WHO HE IS.
HE'S NOT GETTING AWAY.
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- THIS IS DEFINITELY THE SHIP
THAT ATTACKED M-MALTESE 7.
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- CURSES! I HAVE
A TIMESHARE ON MALTESE 7.
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- H-HE'S TRYING TO LOSE US.
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- FOLLOW HIM AND FIRE WEAPONS.
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- I'M JUST HITTING ASTEROIDS.
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- KEEP FIRING.
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- (EVIL CHUCKLE)
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- UH-OH.
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- T-THE MISSILES
ARE C-COMING BACK.
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- UM, MORE EVASIVE MANEUVERS?
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- MISSILES EVADED, CAPTAIN.
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- WHOA. THAT IS
ONE BIG SHINY ROCK.
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- AAH!
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- WHY HAVE YOU ATTACKED
MY VALUABLE FOOD SOURCE?
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- IT'S A BIG SHINY ROCK
THAT TALKS!
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- I AM MASATIVO,
THE LIVING PLANET.
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THOSE ASTEROIDS PROVIDE
NOURISHMENT TO ME.
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SO I DECLARE THAT YOUR
SPACESHIPS ARE TOO DANGEROUS.
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YOUR SKIRMISH MUST BE
SETTLED PERSONALLY,
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THROUGH HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT!
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- SORRY, CADET. GOOD LUCK.
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- NO. THE CAPTAINS THEMSELVES
WILL DO BATTLE.
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- NOW LISTEN,
YOU MEWLING MARBLE,
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I GIVE THE ORDERS AROUND...
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HERE.
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- YOU MUST USE
MY NATURAL RESOURCES
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TO DEFEND YOURSELF.
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FOR IF YOU EVER WANT TO LEAVE,
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YOU MUST DEFEAT
YOUR ALIEN ADVERSARY.
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- HMM. BETTER GET CRACKING.
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WONDER WHERE MY ADVERSARY IS?
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- GRR.
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- THAT MUST BE THE CAPTAIN
OF THAT MYSTERIOUS ALIEN SHIP.
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- (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
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(SNIFFING)
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- GOOD LUCK
SNIFFING ME OUT, PAL.
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(SNIFFS)
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NEW CAR SCENT.
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- (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
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- OK, THIS WILL BE EASY.
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I'LL USE THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE
AND SNEAK UP ON HIM.
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TYPICAL.
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- (SNARLS)
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- OH! OW! OOF! OW!
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HEY, NOT MY METATARSALS! OOH!
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WHOA!
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WOW, OUCH! OH! OWIE!
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WHOA!
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TAZ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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HELP...
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ME...
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AAH!
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BACK OFF, BUSTER!
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO ATTACK THE DUMMY!
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JUST LIKE IN REHEARSAL!
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THESE STUNT DUMMIES
PACK QUITE A WALLOP.
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THEY'RE MADE TO WITHSTAND
RIGOROUS ABUSE.
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OF...WHAT?
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OUT.
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- HA HA HA!
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- (WHISTLES)
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HERE, BOY. FETCH!
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- (BARKING)
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- HMM, MY ADVERSARY
HAS OVERPOWERING STRENGTH,
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BUT LIMITED INTELLECT.
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WHAT I NEED IS A WEAPON,
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BUT WHERE SHALL I FIND
SAID WEAPON?
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A WEAPON, A WEAPON,
MY KINGDOM FOR A WEAPON.
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BUT THERE'S NONE TO BE FOUND.
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SO I'LL JUST HAVE TO SCOUR
THE PLANET FOR MATERIALS
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FROM WHENCE I CAN CONSTRUCT A
WEAPON OF MY OWN FABRICATION.
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YES! THERE IT IS.
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A PERFECT SPECIMEN
FROM NATURE'S BOUNTY.
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THAT WILL MAKE
FOR A GREAT START.
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THAT'S WEIRD. ALL OF A SUDDEN,
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I SEEM SHORTER.
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FUNNY. WONDER WHY THAT...IS?
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AAH!
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OF ALL THE STUPID NONSENSE.
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HMM. THIS ONE LOOKS
STRAIGHT AND TRUE.
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(RATTLING SOUND)
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UHH.
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ONCE YOU
TAKE THESE THINGS OUT,
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THEY'RE ALWAYS
A LITTLE LOOSE.
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RINGS OF SATURN MUSKET BALLS
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MELTED FROM THE DROSS
OF THE PLANET'S CORE.
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COTTON WADDING LEFT OVER
FROM THAT STUNT DUMMY.
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AND VENUVIAN GUN POWDER,
MADE USING MOTHER'S OWN RECIPE.
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NOW TO LOAD THIS BABY.
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- (SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
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- OH, NO!
HE'S MADE A STICK AND A ROCK!
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POWDER.
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BALL.
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WADDING.
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RAMROD.
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MAYBE IT'S BALL,
POWDER, WADDING.
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THEN RAM IT...
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PERHAPS IT'S WADDING...
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BALL.
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POW...
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DER.
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- (GIGGLES)
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ME COULD WATCH THIS ALL DAY.
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- (SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
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- THIS IS, HANDS-DOWN,
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THE WORST HIDING PLACE
I'VE EVER PICKED.
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I MAY HAVE BETTER LUCK
WITH THIS CREATURE
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IF I INFILTRATE
AND ATTACK FROM WITHIN.
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HMM. THE OLD TRADITIONAL
DUCK DINNER.
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WHO CAN RESIST?
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- (SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
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- YOO-HOO!
- OHH...
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- DINNER IS SERVED.
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- WHA...
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- HEY THERE, HUNGRY MAN.
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- HUH?
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- YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.
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- OH, NO.
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- COME ON! I SLAVED INSIDE
A HOT STOVE ALL DAY LONG!
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YOU CAN'T DENY THAT
I'M NOT A MAGNIFICENT SPECIMEN.
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I'M FREE-RANGE, NO STEROIDS.
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UM, EXCEPT FOR THAT TIME
I WON THE MR. UNIVERSE CONTEST
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AND BECAME
GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA.
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ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU FOLLOW
YOUR TASTE BUDS, BUD.
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- UMM...
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- HA HA! HA, HA HA HA!
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- HA HA, HA HA, HA HA HA!
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- THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
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DAFFY'S BIGGER THAN TAZ,
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AND HE'S STANDING THERE
IN HIS STOMACH.
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- WELL, YOU KNOW
IT IS A CARTOON, SON.
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- EVEN SO.
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- WELL, WHAT IF THEY DO
SOMETHING VISUALLY STUNNING
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TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF?
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- PERHAPS.
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- GLAD I SAVED
THESE GOLF CLEATS.
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* WAY DEEP INSIDE
THIS MONSTER'S GULLET *
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* I'M GONNA PLAY *
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(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
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ONCE AGAIN, I'VE ALIENATED
OUR TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC.
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MAYBE I'VE GOT
TO KICK IT UP A NOTCH.
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* WAY DEEP INSIDE
THIS MONSTER'S GULLET *
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* I'M GONNA PLAY
DOODLEE-DOODLEE-DOO *
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* THAT'S WHERE STUFF
IS CHURNING EVER *
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* DOWN WHERE THE HEARTBURN LAYS
DOODLEE-DOO *
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* ALL UP AND DOWN
THE SMALL INTESTINE *
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* BLOATED UP WITH FUNK
DOODLEE-DOODLEE-DOO *
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* HE'S RIGHT AT
THE POINT OF BURSTING *
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* I THINK
I'VE BROKEN EVERY BONE *
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* DOO, DOO *
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I WIN, BABY!
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OK, MASATIVO, I WON,
SO LET ME GO.
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- I'M SORRY, BUT I COULD NEVER
SET SUCH A CLEVER CREATURE FREE.
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YOU MUST STAY HERE FOREVER.
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- SUIT YOURSELF, QUARTZY.
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(RUMBLING)
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- WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
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GRINDER SHIPS?
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NO!!
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- GET US OUT OF HERE!
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(MOTOR STARTS)
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- NICE WORK, CADET.
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- T-THANK YOU,
CAPTAIN DODGERS.
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- I SURE AM GLAD
WE HAD A CONTINGENCY PLAN
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AGAINST LIVING MINERAL PLANETS.
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- YES, I FORWARDED
MASATIVO'S COORDINATES TO
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THE GALACTIC SHOPPING NETWORK,
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J-JUST LIKE YOU ORDERED.
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- WITH A CRYSTAL THAT SIZE,
THEY CAN FLOOD THE GALAXY
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WITH CHEAP COSTUME JEWELRY
FOR YEARS TO COME.
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- I'M SORRY,
DOCTOR I.Q. HI,
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BUT YOUR FLIGHT
HAS BEEN DELAYED.
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- BUT I'M THE KEYNOTE SPEAKER
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AT THE INTERSTELLAR
ISOTOPE CONVENTION.
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- MONOLITH SPACELINES
FEELS YOUR PAIN, SIR,
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BUT ALL SEATS ON YOUR FLIGHT
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HAVE BEEN BOOKED
BY THE CAST OF BRITTANY-MANIA.
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- WILL THAT CURSED
ROAD SHOW EVER END?
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- WELL, ISN'T THIS
A SMALL SOLAR SYSTEM?
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HELLO, IGNATIUS.
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YOUR FLIGHT WAS CANCELED, TOO?
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- QUEEN TYRANNY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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- THE MARTIAN CENTURIONS
ARE ON STRIKE,
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GROUNDING ALL ROYAL STARSHIPS.
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LUCKY FOR ME I HAD
ALL THOSE FREQUENT FLYER MILES.
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SO, HOW IS HE?
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- WHO?
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- THE ONE WHO CAPTURED MY HEART.
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- DODGERS?
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NO OFFENSE, YOUR HIGHNESS,
BUT YOU CAN DO BETTER.
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- HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
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DODGERS IS THE BRAVEST CAPTAIN
IN THE PROTECTORATE FLEET.
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- BRAVE? ARE WE TALKING
ABOUT THE SAME DUCK?
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HE WASN'T EXACTLY
A PARAGON OF FORTITUDE
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THE TIME I GAVE IN TO HIS DEMAND
TO BE AN AMBASSADOR.
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HE WENT TO THE WRONG ADDRESS
AND NEARLY MET HIS END
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ABOARD A HAUNTED SPACE STATION.
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(CREAKING)
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- (GROWLING)
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- AAH!
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- MEOW.
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- IT'S JUST A HARMLESS
LITTLE KITTEN.
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HERE, KITTY, KITTY.
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- (SCREECH)
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- GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME!
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USE THE PARALYSIS RAY!
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- (PURRING)
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(HISS)
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00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,524
MEOW.
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- NICE SHOOTIN', TEX.
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- NOW HOLD STILL.
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- VERY FUNNY.
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AAH!
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- (SCREECH)
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- AH! AH! AH!
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- OK, KITTY, TIME TO GO.
T-THE JOKE'S OVER.
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- SO HE WASN'T BRAVE AT ALL?
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- WELL, HE DID ENCOUNTER
A DEADLY SPACE VAMPIRE,
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THOUGH CADET ACTUALLY
DESTROYED THE MONSTER.
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DODGERS WAS SIMPLY
OFF TO THE SIDE,
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DANCING AROUND LIKE A MADMAN.
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- I'M SURE THE INCIDENT
WITH THE KITTEN WAS AN ANOMALY.
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HE'S USUALLY VERY GOOD
WITH ANIMALS, ISN'T HE?
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- MMM, WELL...
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(FANFARE PLAYS)
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- HUZZAH!
237
00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:51,939
(HAWK SCREECHES)
238
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:58,111
- ULP! AAH...!
239
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,447
- HUH?
240
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:03,150
(HEARTBEAT SOUND)
241
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,351
- LEECHES!
242
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:08,956
COME HERE,
MY TIMID WOODLAND CREATURE.
243
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:11,892
DON'T BE AFRAID.
244
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,760
AAH! OW, OW, OW!
245
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,830
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!
246
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:19,232
* I'M A LITTLE DAFFODIL *
247
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,902
* STRONG AND PROUD AM I *
248
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,237
- AAH! BEES! GET OFF ME! AAH!
249
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,074
(LAUGHTER)
250
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,442
AAH!
251
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:32,279
WAAH! NO, NO, NO! AAH!
252
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:36,884
OH, CADET,
BRING THE FIRST AID KIT.
253
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:40,020
- GOOD WITH ANIMALS?
IN A WORD, NO.
254
00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:43,256
- WELL, AT LEAST
HE'S A STYLISH DRESSER.
255
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:49,062
- SURE, WHEN HE MANAGES
TO PICK UP THE RIGHT SUIT.
256
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,898
- HELLO. ANYBODY HOME?
257
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,699
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SERVICE?
258
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,034
- (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
259
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:56,569
- YOU'RE NOT THE REGULAR GUY.
WHERE'S LOUIE?
260
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:57,971
- (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
261
00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:03,576
- I...NEED...TO...
PICK...UP...MY...UNIFORM.
262
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,611
- BRAK?
263
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,080
- LISTEN...CARE...FULLY.
264
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:13,253
NEED...TO...PICK...UP...
MY...GREEN...UNIFORM.
265
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:21,161
AH, CHARADES.
THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE.
266
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:23,363
THAT'S A PROM DRESS.
267
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,465
- UH, BRAK?
268
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,834
- THAT'S A GORILLA SUIT.
269
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,336
SANTA CLAUS OUTFIT.
270
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:30,337
WEDDING DRESS.
271
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,338
MUUMUU.
272
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:32,339
NEHRU JACKET.
273
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,473
KARATE GI.
274
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,609
YOU KNOW, I HAVE
ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS.
275
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:37,610
TUXEDO.
276
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,479
RINGMASTER'S UNIFORM.
277
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,814
PRIESTLY VESTMENTS.
278
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,851
LOOK, I JUST WANT MY GREEN SUIT!
279
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:45,852
(DOOR OPENS)
280
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,887
- (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
281
00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:49,689
- LOUIE! ABOUT TIME.
282
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:54,061
- (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
283
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:57,097
- LOUIE, WHERE DID
YOU FIND THIS GUY?
284
00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,398
- TA-DA! GRAK!
285
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:03,736
- THANKS, LOUIE.
YOU'RE THE GREATEST.
286
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:06,739
- TURNS OUT HE WALKED AWAY
WITH A BATMAN SUIT.
287
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,775
- SO HE'S FASHION-CHALLENGED.
288
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:12,279
I KNOW HE'S A GOOD DRIVER.
I SAW HIM WIN A RACE ONCE.
289
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,546
- OH, RACES ARE ONE THING.
290
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:19,052
IT'S THE BIG SLOW MODELS
HE CAN'T HANDLE.
291
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:31,331
- I LOVE BEING WAY UP
IN ONE OF THESE BIG THINGS.
292
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:34,801
IT'S SO MUCH EASIER TO SEE
OVER ALL THE TRAFFIC.
293
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,236
- UH-HUH.
294
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,071
WOW, THAT'S PRETTY STEEP.
295
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,906
I DON'T THINK
WE CAN MAKE IT.
296
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,241
- OF COURSE WE CAN!
297
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:44,044
THAT'S WHAT THIS BABY
WAS DESIGNED FOR.
298
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,045
JUST YOU WATCH.
299
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,447
I'LL GIVE IT A LITTLE EXTRA GAS,
300
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:51,751
AND WE'RE OFF!
301
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:53,820
- OH, DEAR. W-WE'RE STUCK.
302
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,088
- NEVER FEAR, CADET.
303
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,556
WE'LL SIMPLY USE THIS WINCH
304
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,858
TO EXTRICATE OURSELVES
FROM THIS PREDICAMENT.
305
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:01,594
I'LL JUST AIM
THIS RAZOR-SHARP HARPOON
306
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:05,665
AT THE TOP OF THE CLIFF...
307
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,234
...AND PULL OURSELVES UP.
308
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,037
- WILL THAT CABLE
REALLY HOLD ALL THIS WEIGHT?
309
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,638
- OF COURSE.
310
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,273
ACTIVATING WINCH.
311
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:17,310
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
312
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,711
AAH!
313
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:25,218
(CRUNCHING SOUNDS)
314
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:28,488
SEE? I TOLD YOU
THE CABLE WOULD HOLD.
315
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:29,489
(SNAP)
316
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,564
- OH, I'M STARTING TO FEEL
LIKE I'M TRAPPED
317
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:41,634
IN SOME INTERMINABLE COMPILATION
OF MY BELOVED'S SECRET FAILURES;
318
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,236
INCIDENTS THAT,
FOR WHATEVER REASON,
319
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:44,404
MOST LIKELY TIME,
320
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,206
WERE NEVER MADE
PUBLIC UNTIL NOW.
321
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:48,775
SURELY DODGERS HAS
DISTINGUISHED HIMSELF
322
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,643
IN SOME OTHER FIELD OF ENDEAVOR?
323
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:54,581
- POSSIBLY. HE'S TRIED
ALMOST ALL OF THEM.
324
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,716
- WELCOME TO
THE LONE STAR SYSTEM
325
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:59,052
INTERGALACTIC RODEO.
326
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:01,554
IT'S A SPECTACULAR DAY
FOR BULL-RIDING.
327
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:02,689
OH, NO!
328
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,625
SADLY, BUCKAROO ARCHIE RICHARDS
HAS BEEN THROWN
329
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:09,829
BY THE FIERCE ASTRO-BULL,
DIABLO.
330
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,598
- (ROARS)
331
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:12,965
- BUT REST EASY, FOLKS.
332
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:16,103
HERE COMES
THE FEARLESS RODEO CLOWN.
333
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,571
- HI, THERE. YOU MUST BE DIABLO.
334
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:19,739
I'M NEW ON THE JOB,
335
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,241
BUT FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND,
336
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:24,944
I'M TO LURE YOU AWAY
WITH MY CLOWNISH SHENANIGANS.
337
00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,980
SO HERE IT GOES.
338
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,317
CARE FOR A DRINK, LUMMOX?
339
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:33,886
WHACKA, WHACKA, WHACKA!
I'M A CRAZY CLOWN!
340
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,088
- (GROWLING)
341
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:38,625
- LOOK AT ME, I'M A SILLY...
342
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:41,428
YAH!
343
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:45,198
- WHOOEE! THAT SURE IS
ONE TICKED-OFF BULL!
344
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:49,102
- YAH! SAVE ME!
345
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:54,374
I'VE ALWAYS HATED CLOWNS.
346
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,542
YIPE!
347
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:59,512
YOU'VE PERFORATED MY PANCREAS.
348
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,781
I QUIT!
349
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,585
- SO, CAPTAIN DODGERS,
350
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,620
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT COSMETICS?
351
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:08,655
- NOT A THING.
352
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,957
- WELL, THIS JOB
SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD.
353
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:13,993
WHY DON'T YOU START
WITH THAT CLIENT OVER THERE?
354
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,495
- AYE, AYE, SKIPPER.
355
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:18,365
- MAY I GET SOME HELP, PLEASE?
- GOOD AFTERNOON, MADAM.
356
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,933
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAMPLE
ONE OF OUR LATEST PRODUCTS?
357
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:25,538
PERHAPS A DASH OF THIS
UNSHAKABLE FOUNDATION?
358
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:29,309
A DOSE OF GLITTERY GLOSSIFIERS?
359
00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:30,977
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
360
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:35,948
A SPRITZ
OF EAU DE TOILETTE PARFUM.
361
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:40,052
WHAT DO YOU THINK, BOSS?
362
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,190
- YOU ARE SO FIRED.
363
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,960
- COME ON, BOYS,
WE'RE FALLING BEHIND.
364
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,262
- DON'T WORRY, MR. NEIGHBORLY.
365
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,998
I'VE GOT EVERYTHING
WELL IN HAND.
366
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:52,965
HMM.
367
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:55,034
- WHAT'S THE MATTER, SIR?
368
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:56,936
- I THINK THESE GLASSES
ARE BROKEN.
369
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:58,571
I CAN'T READ A THING.
370
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:04,744
- M-MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY
READING T-THE FRONT SIDE.
371
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,213
- HEH HEH. YEAH. WELL.
372
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,848
- HOW COULD ANYBODY
B-BE THAT STUPID?
373
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:11,451
- OH, YEAH?
WELL, MAYBE THESE ARE, UM...
374
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:12,885
THOSE X-RAY GLASSES.
375
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:16,323
THE ONES THAT LET YOU SEE
RIGHT THROUGH STUFF.
376
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:19,926
- AND YOU TOLD ME
YOU HAD ASTIGMATISM!
377
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,328
- NOBODY RESPECTS THAT
378
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:26,065
NOT HITTING A GUY WITH GLASSES
THING ANYMORE.
379
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,167
- AND THAT'S NOT EVEN COUNTING
HIS FAILED ATTEMPTS
380
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:32,305
AT THEATER USHER, OCELOT FEEDER,
ORGAN DONOR, AND TAXIDERMIST.
381
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,941
- AND HERE I BELIEVED
HE REALLY WAS A HERO.
382
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:38,511
- OH, NOW, WAIT, WAIT.
HE'S NOT A TOTAL WASHOUT.
383
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,146
I HAVE IT ON EXCELLENT AUTHORITY
384
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,382
THAT HE WAS
A COLLEGE FOOTBALL HERO.
385
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:43,983
- A FOOTBALL HERO?
386
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,785
HA HA HA!
387
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,153
OH, IGNATIUS.
388
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:51,090
MY LOYAL COMMANDER TOLD ME
THE REAL STORY BEHIND THAT.
389
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:52,559
HE WENT BACK INTO THE PAST
390
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:56,929
TO MAKE SURE DODGERS
DID NOT FULFILL HIS DESTINY.
391
00:19:56,996 --> 00:20:01,834
(BIRDS SINGING)
392
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:02,835
-4 A.M.
393
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,238
TIME TO RISE AND SHINE,
SLEEPYHEAD.
394
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,440
2 DOZEN RAW EGGS.
395
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:10,710
PLENTY OF PROTEIN
TO GET YOU OFF TO A GOOD START.
396
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:13,913
- OH, BOY,
A BUCKET OF FLOPPY EGGS,
397
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,816
JUST LIKE MOTHER USED TO MAKE.
398
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:22,789
(GULPING)
399
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:30,196
AAH...
400
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:31,531
MOTHER ALWAYS USED TO FINISH
401
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:34,133
WITH A CHASER
OF WARM RANCID MAYONNAISE.
402
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,036
- (GULPS)
403
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:39,205
- HA! WEAK CONSTITUTION,
404
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:44,277
JUST LIKE MOTHER.
405
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,446
- I'LL PLACE
THE CHICKEN ON THE GROUND,
406
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:49,081
AND WHEN IT SCURRIES,
YOU TRY TO CATCH IT.
407
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:50,383
- WHAT AN EXCELLENT WAY
408
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,953
TO DEVELOP MY SPEED
AND COORDINATION.
409
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:58,024
- OK, GET READY.
410
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,492
- WAHOO!
411
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:03,095
- MAYBE I NEED TO FIND
A MORE AGGRESSIVE CHICKEN.
412
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,263
- I GOTCHA!
413
00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:05,865
AAH! GET IT OFF ME!
414
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,099
OOH! AH! OOH!
415
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,868
YEOW!
416
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:13,873
- OH, DEAR.
417
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:26,319
- AAH!
418
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:27,920
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
419
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:31,057
- WELL, THAT EXPLAINS HIS
PSYCHOTIC FEAR OF THE CLERGY.
420
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,593
- NOW THAT WE'VE SHARED
OUR DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES,
421
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:36,863
I CAN SEE I WAS
A BIT DAZZLED BY DODGERS.
422
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:37,864
I SAW BRAVERY IN HIM
423
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,899
WHEN THERE WAS
JUST RECKLESSNESS;
424
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:40,933
PRAISED HIS INGENUITY
425
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,570
WHEN HE HAD SURVIVED
BY DUMB LUCK.
426
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,905
MAN, I WAS A DITZ.
427
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:49,175
- DOCTOR I.Q. HI,
PLEASE PROCEED TO GATE 7
428
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:50,443
FOR IMMEDIATE BOARDING.
429
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:51,678
- WELL, THAT'S MY FLIGHT.
430
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:53,513
DON'T TAKE IT TOO HARD,
YOUR HIGHNESS.
431
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:56,483
DODGERS DOES HAVE
A CERTAIN INFECTIOUS CHARM.
432
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:59,986
I GUESS THAT'S WHY
I HAVEN'T FIRED HIM YET, TA-TA.
433
00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:03,556
- YES, THAT CURSED
INFECTIOUS CHARM.
434
00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:07,427
I WONDER IF HE'S BUSY TONIGHT.
29483
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