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* FROZEN IN A TIME
AND SPACE DIVIDE *
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* BUT HOW WOULD
THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? *
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* DUCK DODGERS
OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *
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* PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
AND THE WEAK *
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* DUCK DODGERS,
HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY *
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* IN THE 24th AND 1/2
CENTURY **
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- LIEUTENANT O'HARA,
HOW'S THAT ORDER COMING?
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- I'M AFRAID WE HAVE A PROBLEM,
CAPTAIN LONG.
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- A PROBLEM?
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- IT SEEMS THAT FONG'S IS
OUT OF MU SHU CHICKEN.
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- SIRENS OF TITAN!
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WELL, I GUESS
I'LL JUST HAVE TO GO
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WITH THE BEEF
AND BROCCOLI, THEN.
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- AYE, CAPTAIN.
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- AND DON'T FORGET
TO ORDER
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THOSE CRISPY LITTLE
NOODLES I LIKE.
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PATROLLING THE OUTER BOUNDARY
WOULD BE UNBEARABLE
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WITHOUT DECENT
CHINESE TAKE-OUT.
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(BEEPING)
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- HMM, THAT'S STRANGE.
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- IS IT THE CHINESE FOOD?
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DON'T TELL ME FONG'S CHANGED
THEIR PACKAGING AGAIN.
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- NO, CAPTAIN.
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THESE THINGS BROUGHT
THEMSELVES ON BOARD,
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AND I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THEM.
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- SECURITY TEAM
TO THE EVAPORATOR ROOM.
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- WHAT IS IT?
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- (SCREAMING)
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- AAH!
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(GIGGLING)
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- WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?
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- UNH!
UNH!
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(GIGGLING)
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- OH, MY.
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- (GIGGLING)
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- AAH!
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OH!
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I MUST WARN THE EARTH...
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AAH!
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(GIGGLING)
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- I CLAIM THIS ASTEROID
AND ALL ITS MINERAL WEALTH
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IN THE NAME OF MARS.
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ISN'T THAT LOVELY?
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AAH!
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- BACK OFF, MARTIAN!
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I'M CLAIMING THIS MOON
PEBBLE FOR THE EARTH!
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- TOO LATE,
I SAW IT FIRST.
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- OH, YEAH,
WELL, EAT PLASMA, SHORTY!
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- YAH!
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SEE HERE,
DODGERS,
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THE LANGUAGE IN THE TREATY
OF "FINDERS VS. KEEPERS"
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IS QUITE CLEAR!
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- I...I'M AFRAID HE'S RIGHT,
CAPTAIN.
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- GIMME THAT THING!
HMM.
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MAYBE IF I STARE AT THIS PIECE
OF PAPER LONG ENOUGH,
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PEOPLE WILL THINK I CAN READ.
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- I WONDER IF HE'S REALLY
EVEN READING THAT TREATY.
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- WHO'S H-HE TRYING TO KID?
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I...I KNOW HE RETURNED
THE...THE READING TAPES
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I GAVE HIM
L-L-LAST CHRISTMAS.
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- I THINK I FOUND A LOOPHOLE.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT,
JUDGE JUDY?
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- I CAN'T ABIDE A SCOFFLAW.
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- HOW ABOUT YOU, CADET?
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OH, I'VE GOT SOME OINTMENT
BACK IN THE SHIP
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THAT'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT.
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HA HA!
SURPRISE JETPACK!
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LITTLE BIT HARDER HITTING
A MOVING TARGET.
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NICE SHOOTING, ANNIE OAKLEY!
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- WHOA!
- LOOKEE WHAT I FOUND!
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A PAIR OF SMELLY OLD SNEAKERS.
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- WHOA!
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- AND THEY'RE ATTACHED TO
A SMELLY OLD MARTIAN.
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- NO!
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- WHAT'S THE MATTER, MARCIA?
AFRAID OF HEIGHTS?
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- MY FATHER ONCE DANGLED ME
FROM A BALCONY
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JUST TO IMPRESS THE PAPARAZZI
AND LOOKEY-LOOS.
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- AW, POOR LITTLE PIPSQUEAK.
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WHOOPS!
- WHOA!
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- HEH HEH,
ALMOST LOST YOU THERE.
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- THAT DOES IT,
GIVE ME THAT JETPACK!
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(GRUNTING)
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- SIMMER DOWN, KETTLEHEAD.
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- GIVE IT TO ME!
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- BOY, YOU REALLY DO
HATE HEIGHTS!
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- T-THIS IS GONNA END
IN DISASTER.
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(TOGETHER)
HUH?
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- AAH!
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- YAH!
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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- HELP, CADET!
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AAH!
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- UNH!
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- EH...EH...W-W-WHAT'S THAT?
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- I BELIEVE WE'VE DISCOVERED
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SOME SORT OF UNIDENTIFIED
ELEMENT.
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- I BET IT'S AN ENCHANTED
MAGICAL ROCK.
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HEED MY WISHES,
MIGHTY STONE,
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FOR I AM YOUR NEW MASTER!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(THUD)
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- UH, EH, C-CAPTAIN?
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UH, BE...BE...THE ROCK
DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOU.
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(ALARM SOUNDING)
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- I DON'T LIKE
THE LOOKS OF THIS!
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CAPTAIN LONG'S STARSHIP
IS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE
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TO THE MARTIAN BORDER!
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COME IN, PROTECTORATE STARSHIP.
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I REPEAT, COME IN.
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CAPTAIN LONG,
YOUR SHIP IS OFF COURSE
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AND DRIFTING
INTO MARTIAN TERRITORY.
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CAPTAIN LONG?
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- (GIGGLING)
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- OH, NO.
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THE FUDD!
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CAPTAIN, IS THERE
ANYONE ELSE ON...
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OH, THIS IS BAD;
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VERY, VERY, VERY BAD!
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THIS IS I.Q. HI
PLACING AN EMERGENCY CALL
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TO THE QUEEN OF MARS!
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- ARE YOU AWARE
THAT ONE OF YOUR SHIPS
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HAS CROSSED
INTO MARTIAN TERRITORY?
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THAT'S THE SECOND TREATY
EARTH HAS BROKEN TODAY!
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- I TAKE UMBRAGE AT THAT,
YOUR MAJESTY.
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EARTH WOULD NEVER KNOWINGLY
VIOLATE A TREATY.
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- ROLL THE CLIP.
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- DODGERS.
- SO, FAIR WARNING.
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WE'RE COMMANDEERING YOUR SHIP.
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- I WOULDN'T DO THAT,
YOUR HIGHNESS.
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THAT SHIP HAS BEEN INFECTED
BY THE FUDD.
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- OH, IGNATIUS.
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YOU NEVER WERE
A GOOD LIAR.
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- COMMANDER,
WE'VE BEEN CLEARED
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TO TAKE CONTROL
OF THE PROTECTORATE SHIP.
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- LAUNCH THE BOARDING TEAM.
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- FOLLOW ME, MEN.
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MIGHTIOR OF THE MARTIAN EMPIRE,
I...OH, NO!
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- (GIGGLING)
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- THE FUDD!
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RETREAT!
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WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
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AAH!
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- WE'VE ASCERTAINED
THAT ONE OF THE INFECTED SHIPS
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IS HEADING FOR EARTH!
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- AND THE OTHER FOR MARS.
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- WE CAN'T ALLOW THIS
THING TO SPREAD.
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RECALL ALL UNITS!
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- OK, NOW, I'VE GOT
YA RIGHT WHERE...
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- EXCUSE ME,
CAPTAIN DODGERS,
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BUT I'VE JUST RECEIVED AN URGENT
M-M-MESSAGE FROM EARTH.
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- PRETTY LAME TO INTERRUPT
A BATTLE...
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- AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE
FOR YOU, COMMANDER.
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- RETURN TO MARS IMMEDIATELY.
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FUDD SPREADING RAPIDLY!
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- HMM, I WONDER
WHAT MINE SAYS.
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- (FUDDS GIGGLING)
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- LOOKEE THERE, ZEKE!
A FALLIN' STAR!
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(BOOM)
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- LET'S GO SEE
WHERE IT DONE FELL, COOTER.
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WHAT IN TARNATION?
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AAH!
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(GIGGLING)
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- REPORTS ARE COMING IN
FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD:
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BEIJING, NEW YORK,
RIO DE JANEIRO.
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THE WHOLE PLANET
IS TURNING...GAH!
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(GIGGLING)
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(POUNDING)
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- BARRICADE THOSE DOORS.
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WE'RE EARTH'S LAST HOPE!
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WE'VE GOT TO KEEP THEM OUT.
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- HI, FELLAS.
- HUH?
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- HEY, YOU MIGHT WANNA
OIL THOSE HINGES.
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THAT DOOR'S
STICKING A BIT.
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HEY, HOW DID YOU GET
THROUGH THE FUDD UNAFFECTED?
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- I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA.
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- BUT NO ONE IS IMMUNE TO...
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- (GIGGLING)
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- THE FUDD!
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NO, NO, STAY AWAY!
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NO!
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(GIGGLING)
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- HEY, DOC,
GOT YOUR MESSAGE!
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SORRY I'M LATE.
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THE STREETS ARE FULL
OF CHORTLING LUNATICS.
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GLAD TO SEE
YOU'RE NOT ANGRY.
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HA HA HA!
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WOW! I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER
SEEN YOU IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD.
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YOU'RE USUALLY SO
SERIOUS AND CRABBY.
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- EH...EH, CAPTAIN DODGERS!
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W-W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- JUST HANGIN' WITH MY BUD
DR. I...
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B...
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CREEPY!
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AAH! AAH! HA!
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GET HIM OFF OF ME!
GET HIM OFF OF ME!
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GET AWAY FROM ME!
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YOU CREEPY FREAK!
NO MEANS NO!
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(PANTING)
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UGH!
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- W-W-WE'VE GOTTA
GET OUT OF HERE.
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EVERYONE'S INFECTED
WITH TH-TH-TH-THE FUDD.
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- DOUBLE YUCK.
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- NO! NO!
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GET AWAY FROM ME!
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- (GIGGLING)
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- MOMMY!
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- I'VE SCANNED
EVERY CONTINENT,
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AND WE SEEM TO BE
THE ONLY T-T-TWO EARTHLINGS
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UNAFFECTED BY THE FUDD.
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- ARE YOU SURE?
I'M LOOKING A LITTLE PUKEY.
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- W-W-WE'RE FINE,
CAPTAIN.
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I...I...I ONLY WISH I KNEW WHY.
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- AS DO I.
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FOR MARS HAS ALSO FALLEN
TO THE FUDD!
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- MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST ZAP THOSE
LOSERS WITH THAT MAGICAL ROCK!
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- MUST YOU ALWAYS BE SO STUPID?
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- HE MIGHT BE ONTO SOMETHING.
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P-P-P-PERHAPS THAT STRANGE
RADIATION EH-R-R-RENDERED US
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SOME SORT OF IMMUNITY.
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- YEAH. YEAH!
WHO'S STUPID NOW, STUPID?
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- THEN THE 3 OF US
SHOULD BAND TOGETHER,
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SAVE OUR PLANETS,
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AND PUT AN END
TO THIS MINDLESS MENACE!
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- AND NOW,
IF WE STRIKE THE MINERAL STONE
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AT PRECISELY THE SAME ANGLE...
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- THE IMMUNITY RADIATION
WILL BE RELEASED
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AND CAPTURED IN THIS JAR!
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- SOUNDS SIMPLE ENOUGH.
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- THEN BEGIN THE PROCEDURE!
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- OH, FUDD.
ER, FUDGE.
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- EH...EH...THAT DIDN'T WORK.
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- TRY TO HIT IT HARDER!
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- I HEAR, AND I OBEY.
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- I-I-IT'S WORKING!
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- ACTIVATING THE IMMUNITY JAR.
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NOW WE MAY BE ABLE TO
STRIKE DOWN THE MOTHER FUDD
237
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,092
AND FREE OUR PEOPLE!
238
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:42,029
- WE? OUR?
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
239
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,931
WE'RE ON OPPOSITE SIDES.
240
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,198
- BUT DON'T YOU SEE?
241
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,200
WE'LL HAVE TO WORK
TOGETHER.
242
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,602
WE'LL HAVE TO FORM A TEAM!
243
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:51,438
- T-T-TEAMWORK IS THE ONLY WAY!
244
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,673
- HMM.
A TEAM, YES.
245
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:56,944
BUT MORE THAN A TEAM,
A FAMILY!
246
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,179
I'LL BE THE DADDY,
YOU CAN BE THE MOMMY,
247
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,014
AND YOU CAN BE THE BABY...
248
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,450
ONE BIG, HAPPY FAMILY UNIT!
249
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:08,121
- UH, HOW ABOUT WE START WITH
THE TEAM AND SEE HOW THAT GOES?
250
00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:11,358
- W-W-W-WHY IS CAPTAIN DODGERS
ALWAYS TRYING TO GET ME
251
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:12,525
INTO A D-D-D-DIAPER?
252
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,100
- THERE SHE IS...
253
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,701
THE MOTHER FUDD'S SHIP.
254
00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:24,804
SO, ARE YOU READY, FAMILY?
255
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,874
- I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING
TO BE A TEAM.
256
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,142
- RIGHT.
THEN, FAMILY IT IS.
257
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,091
- (VOICES CHANTING
INDISTINCTLY)
258
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,768
- NOW TO FIND THE MOTHER FUDD.
259
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,771
- I'M READY!
- M-M-ME TOO.
260
00:13:58,838 --> 00:13:59,839
OH, MY.
261
00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,408
- (CHANTING)
262
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:06,613
- IT'S THE MOTHER FUDD!
263
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,015
- KIND OF REMINDS ME
264
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,117
OF THE MACY'S THANKSGIVING
PARADE, YOU KNOW?
265
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,219
JUST ADD A COUPLE
OF BATON TWIRLERS,
266
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:16,789
AND YOU'VE GOT
A TIMELESS CLASSIC.
267
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,458
WE'VE GOT TO GET CLOSER.
268
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:22,162
- I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
269
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:24,164
- ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?
270
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,698
- I...I'VE SEEN IT WORK BEFORE.
271
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:26,934
- OH, YEAH?
WHERE?
272
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,968
- T-T-THE WIZARD OF OZ.
273
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,403
- WHO'S THAT?
- UM...
274
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,340
HE WAS ONE OF OUR GREATEST
MILITARY TACTICIANS.
275
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,442
YOU KNOW, IF EVER A WIZ
A WIZ THERE WAS?
276
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:47,554
NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT.
THIS IS A TRIBUTE, PEOPLE.
277
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,490
- (MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
278
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,658
FELLOW FUDDS!
279
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,761
WE STAND ON THE BRINK
OF OUR GREATEST VICTORY.
280
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:59,032
THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM WILL
SOON BE UNDER OUR CONTROL.
281
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,969
- I WISH I HAD A NICKEL
FOR EVERY TIME
282
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,137
I HEARD AN EVIL TYRANT DESPOT
SAY THAT.
283
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:07,607
- NOW, WITH THE COMBINED FORCES
OF EARTH AND MARS,
284
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,509
WE WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO...
285
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,945
INVADE THE SUN!
286
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,081
- HE'S CRAZY AND STUPID.
287
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,549
- THE SIGNAL TO BEGIN
THE INVASION OF THE SUN
288
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:21,088
IS ALREADY BEING BROADCAST TO
OUR BRETHREN ON EARTH AND MARS
289
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:24,424
BY THIS POWERFUL BEACON!
290
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:25,692
- INVADE THE SUN!
291
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,660
- INVADE THE SUN!
292
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,896
- INVADE THE SUN!
293
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:33,600
- ONE SOLAR SYSTEM UNDER FUDD!
294
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:34,934
- (GIGGLING)
295
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:38,605
- I'VE GOT AN IDEA,
BUT WE MUST HURRY!
296
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,341
WE'LL ATTACH THE IMMUNITY JAR
TO THIS BEACON
297
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:44,044
AND ADMINISTER THE ANTIDOTE
TO OUR PLANETS.
298
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:47,380
ONE OF US MUST CLIMB
TO THE TOP OF THIS TOWER
299
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,949
TO ACHIEVE PERFECT
TRIANGULATION,
300
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:52,852
AND THE OTHERS MUST FIND
THE MAIN CONTROL
301
00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:55,022
AND BOOST THE POWER
OF THE SIGNAL.
302
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,489
- W-W-WE CAN DO THAT,
303
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:57,957
BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO CLIMB
THE TOWER
304
00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,093
AND ATTACH THE IMMUNITY JAR.
305
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:04,164
- BUT I'M...I'M...
I'M SCARED OF HEIGHTS!
306
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:05,665
- NOW, LISTEN HERE, BUSTER!
307
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:09,036
THE FUDD HAS GOT US DOWN.
WE'RE IN A TIGHT SPOT!
308
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,338
AND THINGS LOOK BLEAK
FOR OUR SIDE.
309
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:14,741
IT'S THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH,
AND IT'S ALL UP TO YOU!
310
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,744
SO YOU'RE GOING TO CLAMBER UP
THAT RICKETY LADDER
311
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,745
TO YONDER HEIGHTS,
312
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,480
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE SCARED,
313
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:21,581
PLENTY SCARED.
314
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:25,152
BUT YOU'RE GONNA DO IT
FOR THE GIPPER!
315
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:28,588
- FOR THE GIPPER!
316
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:29,756
WHO'S THE GIPPER?
317
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,691
- HA HA HA!
318
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,826
HUH?
INTERLOPERS!
319
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,662
- NOW, TO FIND THOSE CONTROLS!
320
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:38,165
- HA HA HA!
321
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:43,403
FEEL THE WRATH OF MY GIANT HEAD,
YOU NASTY INTERLOPERS!
322
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:46,573
- AAH! HEY, WATCH IT, MOYEL!
323
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:47,840
THAT WAS A NEAR BRIS!
324
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,343
- (LAUGHING)
325
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,513
YOU CAN'T HIDE
FROM THE MOTHER FUDD!
326
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,848
- NOW, IT'LL TAKE
SOME FANCY FOOTWORK
327
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,217
TO STALL OLD CHROME-DOME.
328
00:16:57,284 --> 00:17:00,087
- ? COME OUT, COME OUT,
WHEREVER YOU ARE ?
329
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,888
- ALLEY-OOP!
330
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:07,860
- YOU'RE MAKING MOTHER ANGRY!
331
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:12,031
- NOW TO FIND THOSE CONTROLS!
332
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:16,703
- ALMOST THERE.
333
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,872
I'VE MADE IT!
334
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,174
OH, DEAR.
335
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,909
- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
336
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:25,278
MAKE A NEST AND ROOST UP THERE?
337
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:28,615
- NO. AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I'M HERE TO...
338
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,184
D-D-DANCE.
339
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,385
- (GRUNTING)
340
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:42,229
YOUR BUCK-AND-WING
IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
341
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:54,107
- THE CONTROLS!
342
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,609
- CURSE THESE RIDICULOUSLY
SHORT ARMS!
343
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,285
- I MADE IT.
344
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:07,954
- NOW, TO BOOST THE POWER.
345
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,922
HUH?
346
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:12,359
OH, NO!
WORDS!
347
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,862
- IF I CAN'T GRAB YOU,
I'LL CRUSH YOU!
348
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,865
- N-N-NOW, THAT SOUNDS
LIKE OVERCOMPENSATION.
349
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,099
- HA HA HA!
350
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,934
BYE-BYE, PIGGY!
351
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:25,838
- W-W-WHAT WOULD GENE KELLY DO
IN A PINCH LIKE THIS?
352
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,907
- HA HA HA!
353
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:28,908
OOF!
354
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:31,043
- G-G-GOTTA DANCE!
355
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,147
AAH!
356
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:37,717
- NOW, TO ATTACH
THE IMMUNITY JAR.
357
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,220
ALMOST GOT IT.
358
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,054
- A-A-AY CARAMBA.
359
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,358
MI CABEZA ES MUY SCRAMBLED.
360
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:48,328
C-C-CAPTAIN DODGERS,
WHERE ARE YOU?
361
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:49,929
- I'M RIGHT HERE, BOYO.
362
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,764
- D-D-DID YOU BOOST THE POWER?
363
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:52,865
- WELL, NOT EXACTLY.
364
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,334
- HURRY, CAPTAIN, HURRY!
365
00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:58,137
- WELL, BUT I CAN'T.
I...THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE...
366
00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,306
I CAN'T READ.
367
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:00,607
- OH, CAPTAIN,
368
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,075
WHY DID YOU RETURN
THOSE R-R-READING TAPES?
369
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,245
- WELL, AFTER I LEARNED
ALL THE SONGS,
370
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,680
I THOUGHT I'D RETURN THEM
FOR A CHEESE GRATER.
371
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,015
- YOU LEARNED THE SONGS?
372
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,483
- YEAH. THEY'RE PRETTY CATCHY.
373
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:13,453
- ? EACH LETTER OF THE ALPHABET
IS YOUR FRIEND ?
374
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,723
- ? THEY ALL MAKE FUNNY NOISES
THAT FORM WORDS IN THE END ?
375
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:20,126
- IF YOU KNOW ALL 26 VERSES,
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO READ!
376
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,195
J-J-JUST SOUND THEM OUT!
377
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:23,596
- HMM.
378
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,299
P-UT. PUT!
379
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,568
TH-E. THE!
380
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,537
- Y-Y-YOU'RE DOING GOOD,
CAPTAIN!
381
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:34,173
L-E-V-ER.
382
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:36,142
LEVER!
383
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,810
I CAN!
- HE CAN!
384
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,078
- I CAN...
385
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:41,047
READ!
386
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,282
- THERE!
387
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,150
THE IMMUNITY RADIATION
IS BEING FED
388
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:45,252
INTO THE BEACON.
389
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,387
THE REST IS UP TO YOU,
DODGERS!
390
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:49,121
- TO INCREASE POWER,
391
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,190
USE SEQUENTIAL BUTTONS
TO OVERRIDE
392
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:52,659
NUCLEAR POWER LIMITERS.
393
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:55,027
- HURRY, CAPTAIN!
W-WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!
394
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:56,229
(BOOM)
395
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:58,631
- YOU'VE ALREADY RUN
OUT OF TIME!
396
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,801
HA HA HA!
397
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,704
- AND NOW, PUT THE LEVER
IN THE "ON" POSITION.
398
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:20,520
- ALL PROTECTORATE CAPTAINS
BEGIN THE INVASION OF THE SUN.
399
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,628
- AHEM.
400
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,062
THAT THING ABOUT INVADING
THE SUN...
401
00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:33,300
LET'S FORGET ABOUT THAT.
402
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:43,776
- INVASION OF THE SUN
CANCELED.
403
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:47,347
- (GIGGLING)
404
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,816
UGH!
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT!
405
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,684
- (GIGGLING)
406
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,885
(MOANING)
407
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:56,122
- ZEKE, I THINK OUR BODIES
WAS JUST POSSESSED
408
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,124
BY A MYSTERIOUS
ALIEN LIFE FORM!
409
00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,659
- WHOO!
410
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:03,195
IT WAS EITHER THAT OR SOME
WICKED SWAMP GAS, COOTER.
411
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,031
- (GIGGLING)
412
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:15,608
- BOB, ANY IDEA WHY WE'RE
WEARING MATCHING OUTFITS?
413
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:18,077
- HOORAY!
IT WORKED!
414
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:21,714
- NOW I'VE GOT YOU,
YOU WASCALLY WARTHOG!
415
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,616
HA HA HA!
416
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,685
HUH?
417
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:30,122
- W-W-WHOA!
418
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:34,327
- AAH!
419
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,896
SHOULDN'T I BE
HUNTING WABBITS?
420
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:41,834
(GIGGLING)
421
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:43,035
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
422
00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:45,505
WE ARE ASSEMBLED HERE TO HONOR
423
00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:48,074
THE SAVIORS OF BOTH EARTH
AND MARS,
424
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:51,110
WITHOUT WHOM
OUR PEOPLE WOULD BE DESTROYED.
425
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:53,145
- (CHEERING)
426
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:57,450
- W-W-WELL, I GUESS WE LEARNED
SOME V-V-VALUABLE LESSONS TODAY
427
00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:59,852
ABOUT CONQUERING OUR FEARS
428
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:02,522
AND THE VALUE
OF A P-P-P-PROPER EDUCATION.
429
00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:04,290
- THAT'S RIGHT, KIDS!
430
00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,793
STAY IN SCHOOL,
DON'T SASS YOUR ELDERS,
431
00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:09,228
AND ALWAYS COLOR
WITHIN THE LINES,
432
00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:11,498
BECAUSE IF YOU'RE GOOD
AND LUCKY,
433
00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:15,402
YOU'LL GROW UP TO BE
JUST LIKE ME.
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