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* FROZEN IN A TIME
AND SPACE DIVIDE *
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* BUT HOW WOULD
THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? *
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* DUCK DODGERS OF
THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *
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* PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
AND THE WEAK *
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* DUCK DODGERS IS
FIGHTING TYRANNY *
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* IN THE 24th
AND 1/2 CENTURY **
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- GOOD EVENING,
LADIES, GENTLEMEN,
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XANDOBLONDS,
AND RADIATRIX,
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AND WELCOME TO THE 23rd
GREATER GORDOVIAN TALENT SEARCH.
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- I HAVE A B-B-BAD
FEELING ABOUT THIS.
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- TONIGHT'S CONTEST
IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY
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THE LADY ZORGA,
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RULER OF THE GREATER
GORDOVIAN PRINCIPALITIES.
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OUR LUCKY CONTESTANTS
WILL BE VYING FOR
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THE ULTIMATE GRAND PRIZE...
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A RARE AND VALUABLE
GORDOVIAN ENERGY CRYSTAL.
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- (CROWD OOHs)
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- AND IT GOES TO
THE LUCKY WINNER
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WHO BEST ENTERTAINS
THE LADY ZORGA.
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- WAIT TILL ZORGA THE BEAST
CATCHES MY ACT.
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THAT ENERGY THINGY
IS IN THE BAG.
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- GEE, I DON'T KNOW, CAPTAIN.
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Z-Z-ZORGA HASN'T CRACKED
A SMILE IN 23 YEARS.
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- OH, YOUR HIGHNESS,
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YOU ARE SURE TO WIN
THE CRYSTAL FOR MARS.
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- AND NOW, PROFESSOR
LUGAR VON MAUSER
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PERFORMING A DELIGHTFUL
SELECTION FROM WAGNER.
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- (APPLAUSE)
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- (PLAYING "RIDE OF
THE VALKYRIES" ON CHEEKS)
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- AAH! NO!
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OH, OH, PLEASE!
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NOT THE PANCREAS!
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(SCREAMING)
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- (LAUGHING)
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NICE WORK,
LOSER VON MAUSER!
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PRETTY FUNNY, HUH?
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YOU'RE STILL WORRIED,
AREN'T YOU?
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- A L-LITTLE.
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- IT SEEMS LADY ZORGA DIDN'T
APPRECIATE THE LAST ACT.
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- (SNARLING)
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- HA HA!
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MAYBE OUR NEXT CONTESTANT
WILL FARE BETTER.
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SO, GIVE IT UP FOR
THE QUEEN OF MARS!
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- (CHEERING)
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- THIS OUGHT TO BE GOOD
FOR A FEW CHEAP LAUGHS.
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* MY MAMA DONE TOLD ME
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WHEN I WAS IN PIGTAILS *
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* MY MAMA DONE TOLD ME *
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* OH *
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* A MAN'S GONNA SWEET-TALK *
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* AND GIVE YOU THE BIG EYE *
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* BUT WHEN
THE SWEET-TALK IS DONE *
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* A MAN IS A TWO-FACED *
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* A WORRISOME THING
WHO'LL LEAVE YOU TO SING *
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* THE BLUES IN THE NIGHT *
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* NOW, THE RAIN IS A-FALLING *
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* HEAR THE TRAIN A-CALLING *
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* WHOO-WEE *
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* MY MAMA DONE TOLD ME *
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* HEAR THAT LONESOME WHISTLE *
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* BLOWING 'CROSS THE TRESTLE *
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* WHOO-WEE *
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* MY MAMA DONE TOLD ME *
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* DA HOO WEE
DA HOO WEE *
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* A CLICKETY-CLACK
AND ANSWERING BACK *
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* THE BLUES *
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* IN THE NIGHT *
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* FROM NATCHEZ TO MOBILE *
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* FROM MEMPHIS TO ST. JOE*
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* WHEREVER THE 4 WINDS BLOW *
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* I'VE BEEN
IN SOME BIG TOWNS *
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* AND HEARD ME
SOME BIG-TALKING *
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* BUT THERE IS ONE
THING THAT I KNOW *
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* A MAN'S TWO-FACED *
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* A WORRISOME THING
WHO'LL LEAVE YOU TO SING *
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* THE BLUES *
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* IN THE NIGHT **
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- (WOLF WHISTLES)
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- OOH
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- OH, LOVELY. OH!
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- W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- BEFORE WE LEFT EARTH,
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I BORROWED A LITTLE SOMETHING
FROM OLD I.Q. HI.
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- B-BORROWED?
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DON'T YOU MEAN S-STOLE?
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- SUCH ACCUSATORY VERBIAGE.
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WITH THIS ELECTROMATIC
PHASE WAVE TRANSDUCIFIER,
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I CAN REACH BACK
IN TIME TO "BORROW"
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THE GREATEST SINGING
VOICE OF ALL TIME...
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THE VELVET PIPES
OF TOM JONES!
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- ALL THIS STEALING IS
GONNA L-LEAD TO TROUBLE.
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- I'M NOT STEALING NOTHING.
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WE'LL JUST SWAP VOICES...
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TEMPORARILY.
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NOW PREPARE
FOR ELECTRO-MAGIC!
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(SHOW TUNES PLAYING)
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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- COME IN.
- MR. JONES?
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TWO MINUTES TO CURTAIN.
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- OH, THANKS.
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- IT'S WORKING.
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- DO, RE, MI, FA,
SOL, LA, TI, DO
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THE FANS ARE IN FOR
A REAL TREAT TONIGHT.
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OH!
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DO, TI, LA, SOL,
FA, MI, RE, DO
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- S-SUCCESS?
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- (JONES' VOICE)
WHAT'S NEW, PIGGY-CAT?
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- OHH!
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(DODGER'S VOICE)
THAT'S SOME STRONG TEA.
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EEP!
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SWEET SHADES
OF JULIE ANDREWS!
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MY VOICE!
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- YOU'RE ON, MR. JONES!
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- AND NOW, DUCK DODGERS!
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* IT'S NOT UNUSUAL
TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE *
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* IT'S NOT UNUSUAL
TO HAVE FUN WITH ANYONE *
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* BUT WHEN I SEE YOU
HANGING ABOUT WITH ANYONE *
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* IT'S NOT UNUSUAL
TO SEE ME CRY *
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* I WANT TO DIE *
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- OOH!
- OH!
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* IT'S NOT UNUSUAL
TO GO OUT AT ANY TIME *
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- (PURRING)
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* BUT WHEN I SEE
YOU OUT AND ABOUT *
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* IT'S SUCH A CRIME *
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* IF YOU SHOULD EVER WANT
TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE *
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- (SCREAMING)
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* IT'S NOT UNUSUAL *
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* IT HAPPENS EVERY DAY *
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* NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY *
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* YOU FIND IT HAPPENS
ALL THE TIME *
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* AND LOVE WILL NEVER DO *
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* WHAT YOU WANT IT TO *
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* WHY CAN'T THIS CRAZY LOVE *
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* BE MINE? *
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* IT'S NOT UNUSUAL
TO BE MAD WITH ANYONE *
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* IT'S NOT UNUSUAL
TO BE SAD WITH ANYONE *
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* BUT IF I EVER FIND THAT
YOU'VE CHANGED AT ANY TIME *
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* IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO FIND
THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU *
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* WHOA OH OH OH, WHOA OH *
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* WHOA WHOA *
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- CHECK IT OUT!
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WHAT DO YOU SAY,
LADY ZORGA?
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- HEE HEE HEE!
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ME LIKEY!
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- DUCK DODGERS WINS!
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- DID YOU HEAR THAT, CADET?
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THE DUCK TAKES IT ALL.
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I HAVE THE BEST VOICE
IN THE GALAXY.
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- Y-YOU HAVE THE BEST VOICE
IN THE GALAXY?
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- WELL, I GUESS I BETTER
NOT GET TOO USED TO IT.
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LET'S JUST COLLECT MY RICHLY
DESERVED GRAND PRIZE.
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UGH!
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- GIVE TO ME LARGE KISS!
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MMM!
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- CADET, PLEASE ADVISE.
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- I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S TIME
TO START RUNNING.
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- (SCREAMING)
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- COME BACK TO ME, LOVEY DUCK!
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- QUICK, CADET,
INTO THAT BROOM CLOSET!
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I THINK WE GAVE
ZORGAZILLA THE SLIP.
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- ZORGA WANT
PERSONAL PERFORMANCE!
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- (SCREAMING)
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- WE WANT TOM JONES!
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WE WANT TOM JONES!
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- WELL, I GUESS IT'S
BACK TO THE COAL MINES.
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- THAT'S YOUR CUE!
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- (CHEERING)
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- (DODGERS' VOICE)
* IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO
BE LOVED BY ANYONE *
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* IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO
HAVE FUN WITH ANYONE *
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* BUT WHEN I SEE YOU
HANGING ABOUT WITH ANYONE *
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* IT'S NOT UNUSUAL
TO SEE ME CRY *
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* I WANT TO DIE *
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- WE GOTTA FIND
SOMEWHERE ELSE TO HIDE!
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THE GARBAGE CAN!
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QUICK, DIVE INTO
THAT COFFEE CUP!
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NIMBLE LITTLE BEHEMOTH,
ISN'T SHE?
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- YOU ARE MINE, CROONING DUCK.
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- BUT I'VE GOT SOMETHING
YOU MAY LIKE EVEN BETTER.
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A BROWNIE.
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- CHOCOLATE!
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- FETCH, JENNY CRAIG!
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- YUMMY, YUMMY!
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- Y-YOU HAD AN EXPLOSIVE
BROWNIE IN YOUR POCKET?
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- THE CHEESE DANISH WOULD
HAVE TAKEN HER HEAD OFF.
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- WHY CAN'T THIS CRAZY LOVE
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BE MINE?
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- MAYBE THE LIBERACE
MUSEUM IS STILL OPEN.
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- TIME TO SWAP
VOICES AGAIN.
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* BUT IF I EVER FIND THAT
YOU CHANGED AT ANY TIME *
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* IT'S NOT UNUSUAL *
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(JONES' VOICE)
* TO FIND THAT I'M
IN LOVE WITH YOU *
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* WHOA OH OH OH,
WHOA OH *
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* OH WHOA, **
PHEW!
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FOR A MINUTE THERE, I STARTED
TO SOUND LIKE DAFFY DUCK.
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- IT WORKED!
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I GOT MY VOICE BACK!
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TIME TO COLLECT
THIS ENERGY DOODAD
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AND SKEDDADDLE.
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- BUT FIRST YOU SING
TO ME ONE MORE SONG!
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00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,197
- UH, SORRY, THERE.
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00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,565
UM, SHOW'S OVER.
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00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:07,234
- SING.
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00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,568
- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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* 3 LITTLE MAIDS
FROM SCHOOL ARE WE *
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* PERT AS A SCHOOL GIRL
WELL CAN BE *
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* FILLED TO THE BRIM
WITH GIRLISH GLEE *
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00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:15,876
* 3 LITTLE MAIDS
FROM SCHOOL **
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- CLASS DISMISSED.
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00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,480
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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- ADIOS, PANCREAS.
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OW! OH! OW!
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WAIT! OW! OW! OH!
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BITING! OH! OH!
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- YUMMY.
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- HEY, DOC?
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00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:50,043
MIGHT I HAVE ONE OF
YOUR FROZEN TREATS?
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- I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN
WHAT HAPPENED
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THE LAST TIME I TOLD YOU
YOU COULD HAVE
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ONE OF MY DELICIOUS NOVELTIES.
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I FOUND YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH
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COVERED IN CHOCOLATE
AND ICE CREAM BAR WRAPPERS,
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EMPTY BOXES EVERYWHERE!
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00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,457
- I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T GOING
TO BRING THAT UP ANYMORE.
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00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:05,993
- I'M SORRY, DODGERS,
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00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:10,063
BUT YOU HAVE FORCED ME
TO DO SOMETHING DRASTIC.
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00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,299
I'VE HIDDEN MY STASH
OF FROZEN TASTIES.
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00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,433
- NO!
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00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,202
- YOU HAVE NO ONE
TO BLAME BUT YOURSELF.
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00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:18,405
FROM NOW ON, YOU'LL HAVE
TO USE THE MACHINES.
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00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:22,309
- CONSIDER YOURSELF UNINVITED
TO MY SUMMER COTILLION.
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00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:30,951
THAT WAS MY LAST QUARTER,
YOU STUPID MACHINE!
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NO FROSTY CONFECTIONS FOR ME.
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00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:38,458
UNLESS I CAN FIND OLD
I.Q.'s SECRET STASH.
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00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,740
SWEET ESKIMO PIES!
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00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:56,209
A FROZEN BOY!
236
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:03,951
TRAPPED IN ICE
FOR 300 YEARS.
237
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,418
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, KIDDO,
238
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,520
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GOING THROUGH.
239
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:09,923
I KNOW AS ONLY I CAN KNOW...
240
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,559
TO SLEEP, PERCHANCE TO DREAM!
241
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,461
AYE, THERE'S THE RUB.
242
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,529
FEAR NOT, MY LITTLE ICICLE.
243
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:20,467
I SHALL MELT YOU FROM
YOUR FROZEN SLUMBER.
244
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,604
PREPARE TO BE AWAKENED,
245
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:25,805
TO BREATHE AGAIN,
246
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,540
TO FEEL THE SPRING RAIN
247
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:30,010
BRACE AGAINST THINE
GENTLE CONTINENCE.
248
00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:32,980
YE SHALL LIVE
AGAIN, MY BOY!
249
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,225
WHAT DO YOU KNOW...
IT WORKED!
250
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,727
I'M A DADDY!
251
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:50,630
(GLASS BREAKS)
252
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,365
SONNY, YOU'RE ALIVE!
253
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,801
AND I AM YOUR PAPA!
254
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,003
- OH.
255
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,005
- OH, MY LITTLE WOODEN-HEAD,
256
00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,973
NOW WE ARE FAMILY.
257
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,175
ALL RIGHT NOW,
YOU GO AND PLAY
258
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:05,412
WHILE PAPA CLEANS
UP THIS HUGE MESS.
259
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:16,856
- (SNARLS)
260
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:19,092
- KIDS CAN BE SO MESSY.
261
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,632
WOW! A SUSAN B. ANTHONY DOLLAR!
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00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:30,470
EL DORADO!
263
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,540
I.Q.'s MOTHER LODE!
264
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,541
THANKS, SONNY.
265
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,076
DADDY LIKEY.
266
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:43,683
THERE HE GOES,
MY LITTLE MAN...
267
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,986
ALREADY LEAVING THE NEST.
268
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,621
BE FREE, MY SON!
269
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:59,499
- SOMEONE HAS STOLEN
EARTH'S MAGNETIC CORE.
270
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:02,469
FIERCE ELECTRICAL STORMS,
EARTHQUAKES, FLOODS,
271
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:05,638
AND I CAN'T GET MY
PARKING CARD TO WORK!
272
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:06,940
- S-SOUNDS PRETTY BAD.
273
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,942
- WE NEED YOU
TO INVESTIGATE.
274
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,877
THE ENTIRE PLANET
IS COUNTING ON YOU.
275
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,080
DON'T LET US...WHOA!
276
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,915
OH, EARTHQUAKE!
277
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,350
WHOA!
278
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,619
- YOU HEARD THE MAN.
INVESTIGATE!
279
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:25,258
- WHAT KIND OF FIEND WOULD
STEAL MARS' MAGNETIC CORE?
280
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:29,762
- SOMEONE WITH A GIANT
REFRIGERATOR?
281
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,764
YOU KNOW, REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS?
282
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,666
HA HA HA, OH.
283
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,135
- I NEED REAL ANSWERS,
284
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,604
NOT BAD JOKES ABOUT
GIANT APPLIANCES.
285
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,540
WHOA! OOF!
286
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,675
YOU MUST CORRECT THIS
COSMIC DISTURBANCE
287
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:45,445
BEFORE MARS IS DESTROYED.
288
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:54,421
- I SHALL NOT FAIL YOU,
MY QUEEN.
289
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,161
- C-CAPTAIN DODGERS,
I FOUND SOMETHING.
290
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,996
C-CAPTAIN DODGERS?
291
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,598
- (SNORING)
292
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,634
- C-CAPTAIN DODGERS!
293
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,002
- WHA?
294
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,570
- I'VE TRACKED DOWN
THE MAGNETIC SIGNATURE
295
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,872
TO A TRACTOR BEAM STATION
B-BETWEEN HERE AND MARS.
296
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:16,643
- NOW WE'LL SEE WHO'S BEHIND
THIS WHOLE MAGNETIC CAPER.
297
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,645
- Y-YOU MIGHT WANT TO...
298
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,847
(LAUGHS)
299
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,082
- (LAUGHS)
300
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,404
- (SCREAMING)
301
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,083
- (SCREAMING)
302
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:00,653
- HELP US, DODGERS!
303
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,655
THE EARTH HAS BEEN
PULLED OUT OF ORBIT
304
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:06,093
AND IS ON A COLLISION
COURSE WITH MARS!
305
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,728
- I HOPE YOUR HOMEOWNERS
INSURANCE IS PAID UP.
306
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:21,040
NOW WE'LL SEE WHO'S
BEHIND ALL THIS.
307
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:24,277
HA, I KNEW IT WAS
YOU ALL ALONG!
308
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,346
IT'S ALMOST ALWAYS HIM.
309
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,380
- AH.
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00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,282
SOMEONE I CAN REASON WITH.
311
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:34,954
- DON'T LOOK NOW,
BUT WE'VE GOT COMPANY.
312
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,123
- OH, NO.
313
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,425
B-BABY-FACED MOONBEAM.
314
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,760
- I THOUGHT HE WAS
IN CRYO-SUSPENSION.
315
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,863
- NAH! YOU GUYS ARE
ALL CRAZY MIXED UP.
316
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,699
THAT'S SONNY...
MY LITTLE BOY...
317
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,369
I FOUND IN THE FREEZER
AND BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE.
318
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:52,372
- SIR, THAT'S
B-BABY-FACED MOONBEAM,
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00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,341
ONE OF THE MOST
FIENDISH CRIMINALS
320
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,742
THE SOLAR SYSTEM
HAS EVER KNOWN.
321
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:59,246
HE WAS FROZEN 300 YEARS
AGO FOR HIS CRIMES,
322
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:00,980
AND IT SEEMS
YOU'VE REVIVED HIM
323
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:03,116
TO ONCE AGAIN WREAK HAVOC.
324
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:05,352
- OH, I JUST KNOW
YOU'RE MISTAKEN
325
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,288
BECAUSE THAT'S NOT
THE WAY I RAISED HIM.
326
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,056
- B-BUT, SIR,
DON'T YOU SEE...
327
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,291
- EXCUSE ME WHILE I CLEAR UP
328
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,793
THIS UNFORTUNATE
MISUNDERSTANDING.
329
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,470
- I-IT LOOKS LIKE EARTH
AND MARS ARE DOOMED.
330
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:27,307
- WHAT WOULD DODGERS DO
IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?
331
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,276
- C-CRY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.
332
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,910
- HMM, WELL, YOU KNOW,
333
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:34,113
I'M AFRAID WE MAY HAVE TO TRY
A MORE SCIENTIFIC APPROACH.
334
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:40,086
- SON, DO YOU THINK
I CAN TALK TO YOU?
335
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:41,821
- (GROWLS)
336
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,390
- I HOPE I'M NOT...
337
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,324
INTERRUPTING ANYTHING.
338
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:45,825
IT'S JUST THAT...
339
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:48,395
WELL, I'VE BEEN HEARING
SOME NASTY RUMORS THAT...
340
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,397
JUST TELL ME
THEIR LIES AREN'T TRUE!
341
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:55,134
YOU'RE STILL DADDY'S LITTLE
BABY BOY, AREN'T YOU?
342
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:57,604
- GRRR!
343
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:58,471
LOOK!
344
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:01,140
FIRST OFF, I'M NOT A BABY BOY!
345
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,876
I'M JUST VERTICALLY IMPAIRED!
346
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,077
SECONDLY,
347
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,480
I'M AN EVIL CRIMINAL MASTERMIND
348
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:10,950
WHO HOLDS DOMINION OVER
ALL ELECTROMAGNETIC FORCES!
349
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,619
(LAUGHS)
350
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:16,756
AND THIRDLY, YOU,
IN AN IDIOTIC DISPLAY
351
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,725
OF EMOTIONAL
SELF-GRATIFICATION,
352
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:23,029
HAVE SET LOOSE AN UNHOLY
TERROR UPON THE GALAXY.
353
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:26,933
AND, LET'S SEE,
DID I FORGET SOMETHING?
354
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,001
OH, YES.
355
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,703
I EVEN TRIED TO KILL YOU.
356
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:31,704
- (GASPS)
357
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:32,705
NO!
358
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,574
I AM YOUR FATHER!
359
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,248
- (LAUGHING)
360
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,559
(GROWLING)
361
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:55,194
- CADET, IF MOONBEAM'S POWER
362
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:57,530
IS PULLING OUR PLANETS
OUT OF ORBIT...
363
00:19:57,597 --> 00:20:00,800
- T-THEN A SUDDEN REVERSAL
OF M-MAGNETIC POLARITY...
364
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:04,704
- SHOULD PROVIDE A RATHER
LARGE SHOCK TO HIS SYSTEM.
365
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:07,974
- I LIKE THE WAY
YOU THINK, M-MARTIAN.
366
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,309
- (GROWLING)
367
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:18,050
ENOUGH! I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THIS FOOLISH SQUABBLE.
368
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:21,220
I HAVE WORLDS TO DESTROY!
369
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:25,057
- DID I OVERDO IT
WITH THE TOUGH LOVE?
370
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:26,092
(SCREAMING)
371
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,595
- (LAUGHING)
372
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:32,599
- INITIATING POWER SHUTDOWN.
373
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:37,670
- REVERSING MAGNETIC POLARITY.
374
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,205
- HA HA HA HA!
375
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,407
HUH?
376
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,783
- THE ORBIT'S STABILIZING!
377
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:51,851
HE DID IT!
378
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,887
- YES!
- YES!
379
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,857
- UH-OH.
380
00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:00,860
- TOO MUCH POWER!
381
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:04,063
- WHOA!
382
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:07,300
- THIS GENERATOR STATION IS
APPROACHING CRITICAL MASS.
383
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,301
- THEN GO!
384
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,702
G-GET BACK TO YOUR SHIP!
385
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,505
- YOU HAVE PERFORMED
HONORABLY, CADET.
386
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:19,479
- NO!
387
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:21,113
- (SCREAMING)
388
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:23,316
- EVAPORATE.
389
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:25,685
- YEOW!
390
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:26,719
- NO!
391
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:39,332
- THE EARTH IS BACK
INTO ITS REGULAR ORBIT.
392
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,801
L-LOOKS LIKE WE SAVED
THE DAY AGAIN, CAPTAIN.
393
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:43,069
- AND MOONBEAM?
394
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,904
- N-NO SIGN OF HIM.
395
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,038
- YOU KNOW, CADET,
396
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,775
FOR A MINUTE, HE WASN'T
JUST A DIMINUTIVE MADMAN
397
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:51,878
WITH FREAKISH POWERS
OVER MAGNETIC ENERGY.
398
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:53,446
FOR A MINUTE...
399
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,582
HE WAS FAMILY.
400
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:24,844
- FATHER!
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