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* FROZEN
IN A TIME AND SPACE *
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* DIVIDE
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* BUT HOW
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* WOULD THE UNIVERSE
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* SURVIVE?
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* DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th
AND 1/2 CENTURY *
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* PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
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* AND THE WEAK
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* DUCK DODGERS,
HE'S FIGHTING *
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* TYRANNY
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* IN THE 24th
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* AND 1/2 CENTURY
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AAH!
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UH-OH.
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DEAD END.
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NOT GOOD.
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HEY THERE, SWEET STUFF.
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PREPARE TO MEET
THY DOOM, DUCK DODGERS.
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[GRUNTING]
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PRETTY FANCY MOVES
THERE, BABY,
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BUT YOU COMPLETELY MISSED ME.
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OK, YOU MOSTLY MISSED ME.
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EVEN AS A ROBOT,
HE'S ANNOYING.
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OH, THAT WAS JUST PEACHY,
MY QUEEN.
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A SIMPLY DUCKY DECAPITATION.
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IF ONLY IT WERE
THE REAL THING.
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CAREFUL WITH THE CABEZA.
I HAVE A SOFT PALATE.
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GLAD TO OBLIGE.
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WHOA!
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OUCH! OOH! OUCH! OH!
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BEGGING YOUR PARDON,
MY QUEEN,
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BUT I THOUGHT
YOU WERE OVER HIM.
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LET ME TELL YOU A STORY,
COMMANDER--
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A STORY OF BETRAYAL
AND LIES
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AND A WOMAN'S HEART
TORN ASUNDER.
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LET ME TELL YOU OF
A CONSORT'S THRONE
LEFT VACANT,
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A BRIDAL CHAMBER
LEFT BARREN,
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AND A RECEPTION HALL
LEFT FILLED WITH
THEM BIG SHRIMP.
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I FEEL YOUR PAIN.
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BUT NOW I WILL HAVE MY
RICHLY DESERVED REVENGE.
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I, MYSELF, WILL
HUMILIATE DUCK DODGERS
AS HE HUMILIATED ME.
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AND WHEN THE WRETCH
BEGS FOR MERCY,
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HE SHALL RECEIVE NAUGHT
BUT THE HEEL OF MY FOOT
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AND MY LAUGH
OF BITTER CONTEMPT.
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Voice: HA HA HA!
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HAPPY CAT SAY
TIME TO WAKE UP!
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HA HA HA!
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YOU THINK HAPPY CAT
KIDDING?
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HA HA HA!
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WAKEY WAKEY,
SNOOZY DUCK!
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HA HA HA!
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THAT CADET BUYS
THE WORST CHRISTMAS PRESENTS.
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YO, CADET,
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HOW ABOUT WORKING ME UP
ONE OF THEM FAMOUS
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DEEP-DISH POT-STICKER
AND KIELBASA PIZZAS?
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WOW. CADET'S QUARTERS
ARE A TOTAL PIG STY.
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HE'S USUALLY
SUCH A NEAT FREAK,
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FOR A GUY WHO'S
ACTUALLY A PIG.
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WAKEY WAKE, SNOOZY PIG.
GOTCHA!
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GREETINGS, DUCK DODGERS.
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AAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN THE CADET'S BED?
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THIS IS A HOLOGRAPHIC
PROJECTION, YOU IDIOT.
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I--I KNEW THAT.
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YOUR PRECIOUS CADET
IS MY PRISONER,
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AND IF YOU WOULD EVER
LIKE TO SEE HIM AGAIN,
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YOU WILL MEET ME
ON THE FROZEN PLAINS
OF FRIDGDONIA 7.
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AREN'T YOU EVEN GONNA
TRY AND RESCUE HIM?
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ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN THINKING
OF GETTING AN INTERN.
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MULL IT OVER, HERO BOY.
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WELL, THE CADET DOES
MAKE A MEAN POT-STICKER
AND KIELBASA PIZZA.
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WONDER HOW LONG I'LL STAY FRESH
IN THIS GLASS.
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YEP, IT'S A FROZEN DUCK
AND A FROZEN CHICKEN
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OFF TO SAVE A FROZEN PIG,
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ALL OF WHICH CAN BE FOUND
IN THE FROZEN FOOD AISLE
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OF YOUR FAVORITE SUPERMARKET.
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HE SEEMS TO BE TRYING
TO COMMUNICATE.
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OH, IT'S CHARADES.
I LOVE CHARADES.
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LET'S SEE. WAVING.
WAVING LIKE CRAZY.
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GOOD-BYE. MAGIC FINGERS.
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GOOD-BYE, MR. CHIPS.
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PIANO PLAYING. VICTOR BORGE.
VICTOR MATURE.
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CHEERS! TAXI! MARILU HENNER!
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NO. SOUNDS LIKE...
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POINT. MOINT. ROINT. SOINT.
COINT. DOINT. LOINT.
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SOUNDS LIKE POINTING.
BOINTING. MOINTING. ROINTING.
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SOINTING. COINTING.
OINTING. DOINTING.
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BREATH! DRIVING MISS DAISY!
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NO.
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L-O-O-K OUT.
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HEY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
SPELL STUFF OUT IN CHARADES.
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SORT OF TAKES THE FUN
OUT OF IT.
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[SQUAWKS]
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AAH!
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WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE,
DODGERS?
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WELL, BESIDES MAKING
SOME OF THE PRETTIEST
SNOW ANGELS YOU'VE EVER SEEN,
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I'VE COME TO COLLECT MY PIG.
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IS THAT ALL, DODGERS?
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YOU'RE NOT HERE
TO BEG MY FORGIVENESS
FOR DASHING MY HEART
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AND SPURNING THE THRONE
OF MARS?
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WHO DASHED WHERE
AGAINST WHAT, NOW?
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LET'S JUST
GET THIS OVER WITH,
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
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THAT'S OK BY ME.
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DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE
THAT THING?
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I HAVEN'T HAD ANY COMPLAINTS
FROM THE LADIES.
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THE LADIES?
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OF COURSE, NOT QUITE
BIGGER THAN LIFE,
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BUT YOU GET THE CONCEPT.
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ALWAYS THE MODEST ONE,
DODGERS.
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AAH!
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HI-YEEAH!
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SAY, YOU'RE CUTTING IT
KIND OF CLOSE THERE.
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ARE YOU UPSET
ABOUT SOMETHING?
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ME? OF COURSE NOT.
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YOU JUST LEFT ME
AT THE ALTAR.
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GOOD. I HATE IT
WHEN THESE THINGS
GET PERSONAL.
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WE'RE JUST TWO SWORN ENEMIES
WITH NO EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENTS.
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CONSENTING ADULTS
IN A DUEL TO THE DEATH.
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EXACTLY.
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WHERE'S SHE GOING?
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BIGGER THAN LIFE,
MY FOOT!
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NO! MY BEAUTIFUL
ICE SCULPTURE!
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I'LL CHOP THAT EGO
DOWN A BIT.
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I'M TOO YOUNG
TO BE CRUSHED
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BY A GIANT LIKENESS
OF MY...SELF.
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WOW, THAT FELT GREAT.
WHAT A RELEASE.
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JUST CALL ME
THE POST-NASAL DRIP.
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CATCH, SWEETUMS.
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UH!
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[GRUNTING]
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YOU'LL SUFFER FOR THAT, DODGERS.
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SHE MAKES BETTER
SNOW ANGELS THAN I DO.
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NOW I'LL JUST SET
THE OLD EVAPORATOR
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TO AUTOMATICALLY ZAP ME
AND THE CADET BACK TO THE SHIP.
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ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS,
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3 MINUTES SHOULD BUY ME
PLENTY OF TIME.
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IF IT WORKS FOR
A FROZEN BURRITO,
IT SHOULD WORK FOR ME.
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WHERE IS THE CADET?
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I'D BETTER RECHECK
MY CALCULATIONS.
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I NEVER WAS VERY GOOD
AT MATH.
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LET'S SEE. 7,000X EQUALS Y,
DIVIDED BY THE SPEED OF LIGHT.
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CROSS WIDTH 9 TIMES COSINE
OF NEWTON'S LAWS OF FUDGE.
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SAY, WHAT WAS NEWTON'S LAW
OF FUDGE?
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[SNORING]
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[CRASH]
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WHO GOES THERE?
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[CHUCKLES]
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YOU DARE DISTURB MY SLUMBER?
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GO BACK TO SLEEP.
THIS IS ONLY
A NIGHTMARE.
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YOU'LL FORGET EVERY BIT
OF IT WHEN YOU WAKE UP.
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ON THE CONTRARY.
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I PLAN TO FORGET YOU
RIGHT NOW.
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HEH HEH. WHAT'S THAT?
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SOME KIND OF FANCY
CURLING IRON?
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THESE MICRO HOMING MISSILES
ARE LOCKED ONTO YOUR
VERY GENETIC CODE.
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AH, A FELLOW FIREARMS
ENTHUSIAST.
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PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM,
DUCK DODGERS.
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HOW RESOURCEFUL.
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HE'S MOST MAGNIFICENT.
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I MEAN, I HATE THAT DUCK.
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STUPID MASK.
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I KNOW DODGERS
IS OUT THERE, CADET,
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PLOTTING HIS NEXT
BRILLIANT MANEUVER
WITH CAT-LIKE CUNNING.
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I'M SURE HE'S PLANNING
SOMETHING VERY CLEVER.
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GIANT ROCK TAKES QUEEN.
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STAND BACK, CADET.
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THE BLAST FROM THIS POP GUN
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SHOULD NEUTRALIZE YOUR
MAGNETIC CONTAINMENT FIELD.
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WOW. THAT MIGHT
ACTUALLY WORK.
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I LEARNED ALL MY HARD SCIENCES
FROM READING COMIC BOOKS.
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JUST LIKE WHEN RICHIE RICH
FREED LITTLE LOTTA
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FROM THE DIABOLICAL CLUTCHES
OF HOT STUFF.
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WHOA!
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RUN FOR IT,
CAPTAIN DODGERS!
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DON'T CROWD ME, KIDDO.
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AAH!
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I AM WAY FRUSTRATED!
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SHE'S CATCHING UP TO US.
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3...2...1!
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WOW.
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THAT WAS
A PRETTY IMPRESSIVE
CALCULATION.
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THAT'S NOTHING.
I EVEN SET THE TIMER
ON THE VCR.
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[ALARM]
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ALL RIGHT, CADET,
GET US OUT OF HERE.
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THE MARTIANS
ARE GAINING ON US.
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LOCK ALL WEAPONS
ON DODGERS' SHIP.
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FIRE!
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WE HAVE A HULL BREACH
IN DECKS 6-12,
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AND WE'RE HEADED STRAIGHT
FOR THE N-NEBULA.
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TAKE US IN.
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INTO THE N-NEBULA?
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THAT'LL RENDER OUR SENSORS
INOPERATIVE.
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TAKE US IN.
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THE FOOLS.
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FOLLOW THEM.
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IF WE FOLLOW THEM,
WE'LL BE FLYING BLIND.
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FOLLOW THEM!
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SENSORS AT 11%,
AND OUR SHIELDS ARE FAILING.
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HOLD OUR PRESENT COURSE.
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WHERE ARE YOU, DODGERS?
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WHERE ARE YOU?
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THERE!
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FIRE!
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HE'S HELPLESS.
NOTHING CAN SAVE HIM NOW.
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FINISH HIM, YOUR HIGHNESS.
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IT SEEMS THAT
THE M-MARTIAN QUEEN
IS HESITATING.
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WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?
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ISN'T IT OBVIOUS, SIR?
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SHE HAS FEELINGS FOR YOU.
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SHE LOVES YOU.
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GEE, IMAGINE THAT.
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SHE LOVES ME.
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THAT'S JUST THE TACTICAL
ADVANTAGE I NEED.
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SPIN THIS PUPPY AROUND
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AND BLAST
HER ENGINE THINGIES.
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HE'S HEADING
STRAIGHT FOR US.
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HOORAY!
WOO-HOO!
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BUT IF YOU WERE
JUST A LITTLE NICER TO HER,
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SHE MAY HAVE TAKEN YOU BACK.
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YOU COULD'VE BEEN
KING OF MARS.
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KING OF MARS?
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DAMES.
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GREETINGS, YOUR HIGHNESS.
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I HOPE YOUR HUNTING TRIP
WENT WELL.
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MY SHIP
HAS BEEN DISABLED,
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AND DUCK DODGERS
HAS GOTTEN AWAY.
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I'M SO VERY SORRY
TO HEAR THAT.
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I WILL SEND A ROYAL SHUTTLE,
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BUT IT MAY TAKE A WHILE
TO GET TO YOU.
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OH, I HAVE A WAY
TO PASS THE TIME.
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[SCREAMING]
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SO HE'S MECHANICAL.
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GOOD MORNING,
CAPTAIN DODGERS.
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HERE'S THE MORNING
SPACE MAIL.
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HMM, LET'S SEE.
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SUMMONS, SUMMONS,
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RESTRAINING ORDER.
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GEE, I REALLY
SHOULD CALL HER.
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00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:32,805
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?
239
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,242
I GOT ANOTHER STUPID
NOTICE DEMANDING ME
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TO SHOW UP FOR
PROTECTORATE TRAINING.
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RUBBISH.
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00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,517
AAH!
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THIS TRAINING
IS MANDA-MANDA--
IT'S REQUIRED.
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ALL PROTECTORATE
PERSONNEL MUST KEEP UP
THEIR CREDENTIALS
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BY PASSING
THE ANNUAL PROTECTORATE
TRAINING TESTS.
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00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:57,931
SEE? I PASSED MINE
EARLIER THIS YEAR.
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I DON'T NEED NO SCHOOL.
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00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,435
I LEARNED EVERYTHING I KNOW
FROM THE STREETS.
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00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:05,973
BETTER GET MOVING,
OR YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE.
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ATTENTION!
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MASTER SERGEANT
EMILY DICKINSON JONES!
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UM, EXCUSE ME,
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DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME
WAS EMILY?
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YES, I DID, SOLDIER.
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00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:27,627
DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH THAT?
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00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:30,230
IT'S JUST THAT,
YOU KNOW,
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EMILY IS A LADY'S NAME.
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HA HA HA HA!
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00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,837
HERE IN THE 24th 1/2 CENTURY,
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WE'RE UNENCUMBERED
BY GENDER-BASED NAMES.
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AND MY MAMA HAPPENS TO BE
A FAN OF ROMANTIC POETRY.
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HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR?
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IT SEEMS THAT
WE'VE REACHED AN
UNDERSTANDING, EMILY.
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EMILY. HA HA HA!
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EMILY! HA HA HA!
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AN AUTHORITY HATER, EH?
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DROP AND GIVE ME 50!
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50 WHAT?
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PUSH-UPS!
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[GRUNTING]
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SARGE,
ON THIS FIRST ONE,
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DO YOU THINK YOU
CAN GIVE ME A SPOT?
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00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:16,976
I JUST LIVE FOR GUYS
LIKE YOU.
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DODGERS, IN THIS TEST,
YOU WILL BE PILOTING
A SPACE FIGHTER
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IN A COMPLETELY VIRTUAL
ENVIRONMENT.
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OOH, SOUNDS SCARY.
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DON'T WORRY,
LITTLE DUCK.
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00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,059
THE COMPUTER'S BEEN
PROGRAMMED TO MAKE SURE
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YOU FEEL EVERY BIT
OF PAIN AND ANGUISH.
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00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,631
GET READY, PILOT.
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00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,574
Sergeant Dickinson:
TO MAKE THINGS
INTERESTING,
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WE'VE RECREATED
A FIGHTER PILOT
FROM THE 20th CENTURY
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TO BE YOUR OPPONENT.
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00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:58,751
WHAT?
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00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,053
UH-OH.
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00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,490
I'M SURE THEY CHOSE SOMEONE
BEYOND FORMIDABLE.
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00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,858
HI-OH!
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00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,794
TV's ED McMAHON?
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00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,262
YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR.
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00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,064
FOR A MINUTE,
YOU HAD ME WORRIED.
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00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:13,866
I'M FULLY QUALIFIED
TO BE YOUR CHALLENGER.
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00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:17,437
I WAS A MARINE CORPS
FIGHTER PILOT BACK
IN THE 20th CENTURY.
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00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:20,039
WOW. YOU LEARN
SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY.
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SHALL WE HAVE AT IT THEN?
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00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:23,576
IT WILL BE
A PLEASURE, SIR.
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00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,546
NO, SIR, THE PLEASURE
IS ALL MINE.
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00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,115
AND AWAY WE GO!
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00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:30,583
HEY, ED,
YOU NEVER SAID THAT.
WHAT?
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00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,253
I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WAS
JACKIE GLEASON'S LINE.
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00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:36,856
REALLY?
HOW ABOUT NANOO, NANOO?
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00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,591
THAT'S MORK FROM ORK.
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00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:39,692
AH, DANG.
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00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,262
MY COMPUTER PROGRAMMING
MUST BE ACTING UP.
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WHERE'S THE BEEF?
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00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,298
CLARA PELLER.
WHO?
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00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,899
THAT OLD HAMBURGER LADY.
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00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,301
LOOK, ARE WE GONNA FIGHT
OR WHAT?
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A THOUSAND PARDONS,
OH, WISE AND EXALTED DUCK.
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HEY, THAT'S ME!
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WHATEVER.
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ED McMAHON. HA!
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I COULD WIN THIS DOGFIGHT
WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND MY--
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WHOA!
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HI-OH!
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00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,358
AAH!
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00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,564
SPINNING WILDLY
OUT OF CONTROL!
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CAN'T PULL UP!
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00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:21,268
I--I'VE LOST PRIMARY ENGINE!
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00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,002
EXPLOSION IMMINENT!
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CAN'T EJECT!
CURSE YOU, ED McMAHON!
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00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,374
OH, FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE!
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HOW LONG MUST I SUFFER?
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00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:33,746
AND TO THINK,
THEY PAY ME TO DO THIS.
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00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:40,019
WELCOME TO YOUR WORST
NIGHTMARE, DODGERS--
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HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT.
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LET ME INTRODUCE
YOUR NEXT OPPONENT--
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UDA FRAUBURGER!
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LADIES CHAMPION WRESTLER
FOR THE NEW EAST GERMAN
WRESTLING LEAGUE!
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HA HA HA!
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BUT SHE'S A WOMAN.
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00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,938
OR A MAN WITH 9 BACKS.
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REMEMBER, YOU
HAVE TO STAY IN THERE
FOR 3 MINUTES
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00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,810
TO GET A PASSING GRADE.
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00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:06,279
ALL RIGHT, FRAU FRAUBURGER,
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00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,281
PREPARE TO DEFEND YOURSELF,
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00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,883
AS I CAN SHOW YOU
NO MERCY.
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IF YOU NEED ME,
I'LL BE IN MY TENT,
WORKING ON MY RESUME.
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I'LL TALLY YOUR SCORES
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AND DELIVER MY FINAL REPORT
IN THE MORNING.
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MORNING, CAPTAIN DODGERS.
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ARE YOU READY
FOR YOUR FINAL GRADE?
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SOCK IT TO ME, SARGIE.
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00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:35,775
DUCK DODGERS, BY THE AUTHORITY
OF THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE,
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I REGRET TO INFORM YOU
THAT YOUR FINAL GRADE IS...
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A-PLUS?
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00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,115
BUT HOW?
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00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,518
ACTUALLY, IT WAS
ALL TOO SIMPLE.
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00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:49,956
ALL I NEEDED WAS
A WELL-EXECUTED PLAN.
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00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,858
HOW DO THINGS LOOK
DOWN HERE?
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YOU GOT TWO GUARDS IN FRONT
OF THE SERGEANT'S QUARTERS.
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HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET INSIDE
AND STEAL THE GRADE BOOK?
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00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,731
DON'T WORRY, CADET.
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00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:01,901
I DON'T THINK THEY'LL BE
ABLE TO KEEP THEIR MINDS
ON THEIR WORK.
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00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,473
EAT YOUR HEART OUT,
SYDNEY BRISTOW.
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00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,208
CHARLIE, YOU SEEING
WHAT I'M SEEING?
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00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,979
I'M SEEING IT, BUT
I AIN'T BELIEVING IT.
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00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,114
YOU TWO DOPES
ARE INTOXICATED
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00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:17,917
WITH MY WILD BEAUTY,
ARE YOU NOT?
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00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,719
NO.
NO WAY.
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00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:23,523
YOUR SWOONING CRANIUMS
AREN'T FORGETTING
THEIR DUTIES, ARE THEY?
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00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,392
YOU'RE A GUY DUCK,
AREN'T YOU?
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00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,993
LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE.
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00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:30,297
HOWS ABOUT I JUST
GIVE YOU TWO GALOOTS
50 ASTRO BUCKS
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00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:31,798
TO LET ME IN
THE SERGEANT'S QUARTERS?
365
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,667
AIN'T NO THING
BUT A CHICKEN WING
ON A STRING.
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00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,736
BABY NEEDS A NEW PAIR
OF SHOES.
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00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:38,738
I'M IN.
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00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:42,475
SERGEANT STUPID
IS SOUND ASLEEP.
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00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:45,945
AND I BELIEVE
I'VE SPOTTED MY QUARRY.
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00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,547
DEPLOY COUNTERMEASURES.
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00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:50,417
AFFIRMATIVE.
DEPLOYING COUNTERMEASURES.
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00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,357
LASER ACTIVATED
TRIP WIRES, EH?
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00:20:57,424 --> 00:21:00,360
I'LL USE MY GRAPPLE BELT.
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00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:07,033
A FLYING FISH!
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00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:15,375
UH!
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00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,978
A BOWL THIS SIZE
REALLY NEEDS A GUEST ROOM.
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00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:23,450
CAPTAIN, I'M DETECTING
SOME STRANGE GARGLING NOISES.
378
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,552
THOSE ARE MY LUNGS.
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00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:28,020
BUT MY MISSION'S ACCOMPLISHED.
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00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,389
AND JUST LIKE THAT,
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00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:32,725
MY GRADE WENT FROM
AN F-MINUS TO AN A-PLUS.
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00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:38,398
SEE, I JUST THOUGHT
I'D--
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00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,433
STEAL MY GRADE BOOK!
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00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:44,036
AND FALSIFY OFFICIAL
PROTECTORATE RECORDS!
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00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:45,672
WELL, IF YOU PUT IT
THAT WAY...
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00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:49,241
WHY, DODGERS,
I COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD.
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00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,843
WHATCHU TALKIN' BOUT,
WILLIS?
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00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:53,880
WHY, YOU'RE JUST THE KIND
OF RESOURCEFUL, CUNNING,
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00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:58,150
AND INGENIOUS SPACE CAPTAIN
THE PROTECTORATE NEEDS!
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00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:00,319
HERE'S YOUR DIPLOMA!
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00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:06,325
CONGRATULATIONS, CAPTAIN,
YOU DID IT.
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00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,094
YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD
OF YOURSELF.
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00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,596
I HOPE YOU LEARNED
YOUR LESSON
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00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:12,399
ABOUT THE BENEFITS
OF A PROPER EDUCATION.
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00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:19,972
I TOLD HIM
I DON'T NEED NO SCHOOL.
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