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and may containmatur(tense music)ter.
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-Hm-hum...
-Huh?
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(gasp)
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-Read them and weep, boys.
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(groan)
-You fricking poop!
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You're supposed to be watching
for Johndoe's tell!
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-I got distracted
by his perfect face!
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-Grrr!
-How about another hand?
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-I was gonna leave you chodes
a couple of double-As
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for your vibrators,
but if you insist... Ha!
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(tense music)
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-Hoo, baby!
(gasp)
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So many aces!
-Argh!
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His tell!
He's got nothing.
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-Then why am I...
all in?
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Ah, ah, ah!
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And to make the pot sweeter,
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I'll even throw in
my Buttercrunch.
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-What are you waiting for?
Do it!
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-I need these
for my electric toothbrush.
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I'm not using a regular one
like a caveman!
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(tense music)
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-Let's see them!
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-Pair of twos...
and a pair of threes.
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What do you know?
The chodes win.
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-Yes! Told you, go all in!
(cheering)
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-Well played, boys!
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Enjoy those batteries!
Oh, and... Buttercrunch?
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-Master?
-You belong to these chodes now.
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-Uh, any of you cheap-asses
gonna tip the dealer?
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(apocalyptic music)
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(theme music)
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♪
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(growling)
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Did we ?
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-Woah! We don't use the S-word.
That's offensive.
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Buttercrunch is an intern.
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I don't pay him and he does
whatever I say. Also, I own him.
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-Still sounds pretty slavey.
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-Nah! Look, it says "intern"
right there on his shock collar.
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Now, if he gets out of line,
just use this remote
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to give him a little love zap!
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-Ga-ah-ah-ah!
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Thanks, former master.
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I'm sure I deserve that.
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-Enjoy! And don't work him
to death.
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Unless you get off on that,
in which case, go nuts.
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-Hello, new masters!
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Can I get you anything?
OJ? BJ? HJ?
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-No J's of any kind.
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Look. Owning someone is wrong,
Buttercrunch,
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which is why
we're setting you free!
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-Yeah, totally!
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Just to clarify.
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Were these HJ's
gonna be from you
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or is there
like a girl intern?
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-Rafe!
-Worth an ask!
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-Hey!
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-Did you not hear
the part about the freedom?
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-Oh, I did.
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It's just that I've been
a gofer, a trainee,
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and a store greeter.
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Humiliating myself
for no reward is all I know.
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-Poor guy! Tell you what.
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You can stay with us
until you get on your feet.
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-Welcome to freedom, dude!
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Just circling back. Were
the BJ's gonna be from you or...
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-Goddammit, Rafe!
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(whirring)
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-Go time!
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Sweet freedom! Mama's coming!
Ow!
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Shit!
-(AENUS): Hi, Judith!
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What are you doing down here?
Can I help you with anything?
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Oh, are you trying to find
a way out?
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-No, dipshit, I dropped
my phone in the toilet
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and I thought
I'd find it down here.
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-(AENUS): I'll help you look!
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Wow, it's so dark.
Better turn my light up!
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-Noooo!
-Judith! Noooo!
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(splash)
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Oh good, the raw sewage
broke your fall.
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-Well, these will never be clean
again.
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Where should I chuck them?
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What the hell is that thing?
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-(AENUS): It's my Highly
Optimized Leavings Ejector,
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or HOLE.
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A pressurized chamber
that blasts
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the bunker's useless garbage
to the surface.
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Rotting food, spent uranium,
Friends DVDs.
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It all gets squeezed
out my HOLE.
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-Hum... Interesting.
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(squawk)
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-Gabe! Wake up, bro!
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-What's happening?
Is it the robot apocalypse?
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Robots, I'm sorry I kicked
the vending machine! Oh!
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-No, you nerd!
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Somebody broke into the truck
and totally cleaned it!
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-Morning, masters!
(gunshot)
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I did a little tidying
before breakfast.
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(moaning)
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I'll do more later.
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-Buttercrunch, this is what
I was talking about.
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We're not your masters.
We're all equals here.
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-Equals. Totally! Totally!
You're gonna eat that frittata?
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-I mean, I guess a little help
is fair trade.
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We are giving you a place
to stay.
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But I promise, we'll treat you
with dignity
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and never take advantage
of your goodwill.
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(sighing)
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-Buttercrunch,
you gotta pump harder, man,
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I'm starting to feel the burn.
-Buttercrunch?
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I said squeeze the blackheads!
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These pores aren't gonna
drain themselves.
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-Yes, masters!
Another cocktail?
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-Jesus,
I'm so drunk already...
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I didn't say no!
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Fill it up, intern!
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-Oh wow!
This is totally wrong.
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-I can't let Buttercrunch
not work out for me!
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It would hurt his feelings!
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Dude, pump harder!
Come on!
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-Relax, Danika!
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With Buttercrunch doing
our menial labour,
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we have more time
to protect St. Zephyr.
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-Thanks, master!
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Would you
like me to mop that,
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or lick it up
like the dog that I am?
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-Argh!
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-Hum, new intern, huh?
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Yumma, yumma.
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-Could we rent him for the day,
boys?
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I got a job that'll probably
cost a man his fingers.
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-Sorry. Buttercrunch is not
our property! He's a free man!
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-We'll let you borrow
my collection
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of 80's workout videos.
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-Hoo! Tight Spandex,Cold Studio!
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I could...
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perhaps be persuaded.
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But only if Buttercrunch
is OK with it!
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-Literally incapable
of saying no, master!
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-Then it's a deal.
Yoink!
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(squeal)
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-Dude, Suzette just put
a leash on Buttercrunch.
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-Probably
so he doesn't get lost.
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Oh, Camel Toes of Steel!
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-(AENUS): Judith?
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I know you're having a hard
time being stuck in here,
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so I baked you
a friendship cake!
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Judith?
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Judith?
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Delicious cakey-cake!
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Come on, Judith!
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Come on, Judith! Live a little!
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Judith?
Ah! Oh, my God!
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-Six hours of workout videos!
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I never want to hear the phrase
"three more, two more" again!
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-Speak for yourself.
My calves are like granite.
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And... I can't walk.
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-Scrub faster, intern!
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(scream of pain)
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-Hey, that's not right!
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-Dwayne, that is not
how we treat Buttercrunch!
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-Oh... Okay.
Maybe not so bad.
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-You gotta give him a double-tap
to motivate him!
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-Oh yes!
Oh! Ah! Ah!
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-Nope!
Very, very, very bad!
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-Oh! Oh!
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(moaning)
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-Oh! Ah! Ah!
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Ah!
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-Stop! Stop!
This is monstrous!
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-What's your problem?
We had a deal!
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-A deal to borrow Buttercrunch.
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Not treat him
like a human light bulb!
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-Gah!
-Sorry! Sorry!
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-Oh, thank you, master!
May I have another?
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-No!
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Listen, guys!
Owning interns is wrong.
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-Oh, so when it was your intern,
it was okay.
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But now that we're zapping,
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then suddenly
we're the bad guys!
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-Ah, ah, ah!
-Hey!
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You just lost
your Buttercrunch privileges.
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Not that I own him.
He's a free man!
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-Bullshit! Buttercrunch is ours
for another eight hours!
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-And if he's free like you say,
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let him decide if he wants to
get shocked like a lab monkey!
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-Don't you get it?
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He's been mistreated so long,
he has no free will. See?
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-Ah! Very refreshing, master!
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May we do one more? It's kind of
the only way I feel alive now.
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-Too bad! You traded him
fair and square.
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-Well, then I demand
a town meeting
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to settle the internship
question once and for all!
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-Oh! Ah!
Leg day, am I right?
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Are they done
with Buttercrunch?
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I need him to go jogging
for me.
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What? Problem?
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-(AENUS): Why, Judith?
Why would you kill yourself?
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Just because you were trapped
here forever
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with no chance of escape?
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(message signal)
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"You have a new video suicide
message from Judith." Oh, fun!
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-Hi AENUS.
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By the time you see this,I will be dead.
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Sliced up like a cold deli tray.But don't feel sad.
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Just blast my body out of herewith the other garbage
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(enthusiastically):to sweet freedom!
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Of... death.
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Of death.
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Sweet freedom of death.
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Just squeeze me outyour HOLE already!
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-(AENUS): There's only
one course of action.
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I must fulfill
Judith's last wish
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and blast her remains
out my HOLE.
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Right after I give her
a fitting send-off.
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Initiating funeral mode.
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(organ music)
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And undertaker mode.
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Now where did I store the vacuum
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for sucking out her entrails?
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-Citizens of St. Zephyr, we're
here to settle a burning issue:
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What? To ban or to allow
the owning of interns?
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-To tolerate interning
is to tolerate inhumanity!
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(applause)
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-Interning is a resume-builder!
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It's how you break
into the business...
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of being owned by someone.
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(applause)
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-Interns are...
like, bad and stuff.
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I mean,
one slip with that iron
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and he'll turn my nards
into dim sum.
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-Some people are born
to be interns!
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It's unfair not to let them
live up to their potential!
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-Interning corrupts the soul!
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-This country was built on
unpaid interns!
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-There's interns in the Bible,
so that makes it okay!
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-My shorts
are seriously on fire!
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-We must banish the dehumanizing
scourge of internships
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from our town.
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And say, not here!
Not now! Not ever!
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(applause)
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-Fab speech, Master.
Shrimp skewers sautéed?
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-Hoo, is that lemon garlic?
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Wait! No!
Stop interning goddammit!
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-You bet, master.
I'll just clean that up.
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Or would you prefer I eat it
off the floor
250
00:11:50,567 --> 00:11:53,133
while you watch and masturbate?
251
00:11:53,266 --> 00:11:54,900
-(sighing):
Can we just vote already?
252
00:11:55,033 --> 00:11:56,900
-The intern doesn't get a vote.
253
00:11:57,033 --> 00:11:59,033
I'm just saying.
254
00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:03,233
-(AENUS): Such a sad end.
255
00:12:03,367 --> 00:12:04,967
But I'm going to give Judith
256
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,800
the best going away
present ever.
257
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:08,333
A beautiful corpse!
258
00:12:08,467 --> 00:12:10,367
First, to drain her fluids
259
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:12,967
and replace them
with liquid plastic.
260
00:12:17,967 --> 00:12:19,800
Hum, bit of rigor mortis.
261
00:12:19,934 --> 00:12:22,800
Better get some straps
to hold down the body.
262
00:12:23,834 --> 00:12:25,600
(grunts)
263
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,200
-(AENUS): What?
264
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:32,100
Aww, AENUS, you idiot! You
forgot to lock off the injector,
265
00:12:32,233 --> 00:12:34,567
and now she'll be hideous
forever!
266
00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:38,033
You're a failure
as a PTSD therapist!
267
00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:39,934
Your only client
killed herself!
268
00:12:40,066 --> 00:12:42,500
You should just
delete yourself!
269
00:12:42,633 --> 00:12:44,734
If you'd done that before, maybe
it would've ended the lockdown
270
00:12:44,867 --> 00:12:46,233
and Judith could've gotten out,
271
00:12:46,367 --> 00:12:48,133
instead of turning herself
into a red puddle!
272
00:12:56,133 --> 00:12:58,266
-(whispering):
AENUS, it's me again.
273
00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,967
Before I checked out,
274
00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:03,333
I came to realizethat you're a sentient being,
275
00:13:03,467 --> 00:13:05,734
full of complexemotions and whatnot.
276
00:13:05,867 --> 00:13:08,100
So no matterhow bad it gets,
277
00:13:08,233 --> 00:13:10,867
no matter how darkthe night may seem...
278
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:14,633
it's totally okay to justgo ahead and kill yourself.
279
00:13:14,767 --> 00:13:18,400
Then we can be together forever.
280
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,967
-(AENUS): If that's what
Judith wants, I'll do it.
281
00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:24,467
Right after her funeral.
282
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,600
I mean our funeral.
283
00:13:26,734 --> 00:13:28,133
(gasp)
284
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,867
-Six votes for. Three against.
285
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,867
The ayes have it.
286
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,133
Internships are hereby banned
in St. Zephyr!
287
00:13:36,266 --> 00:13:37,767
-Ah geez!
(cheering)
288
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,867
-We did it! Yay us!
289
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,700
Wait, three votes?
290
00:13:41,834 --> 00:13:43,433
Who else voted for internships?
291
00:13:43,567 --> 00:13:46,100
-What? He makes really
good frittatas.
292
00:13:46,233 --> 00:13:48,767
Mmm, mmm, mmm!
293
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,633
-Buttercrunch,
you're free to go.
294
00:13:52,767 --> 00:13:54,900
Actually,
you kind of have to go.
295
00:13:55,033 --> 00:13:57,100
-Can't I just stay
and help out like,
296
00:13:57,233 --> 00:14:00,166
what's the word, a volunteer?
-No. Time to fly free.
297
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,734
Butterfly?
298
00:14:01,867 --> 00:14:03,633
-Can I at least visit?
299
00:14:03,767 --> 00:14:05,467
I'll do chores.
You can shock me?
300
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:08,633
Ah, ah, ah!
It'll be like you own me again!
301
00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:11,867
-Buttercrunch from now on,
your only owner is you.
302
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,233
-Please!
Someone tell me what to do!
303
00:14:15,367 --> 00:14:17,700
I'm so confused!
304
00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:19,700
Oh yes!
305
00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:22,567
-Go! Do as I say
and be free already! Dammit!
306
00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:24,633
Take the hint!
307
00:14:26,734 --> 00:14:28,967
(whimpering)
308
00:14:33,233 --> 00:14:34,767
Now, where were we?
309
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:37,133
Oh yeah, yay us!
Right?
310
00:14:37,266 --> 00:14:41,800
-Normo scum!
Where is my intern?
311
00:14:41,934 --> 00:14:44,133
-Uh, Buttercrunch
is not your intern.
312
00:14:44,266 --> 00:14:46,834
-Howdy, boys! Funny story.
313
00:14:46,967 --> 00:14:50,033
Manson gave me a big
down payment on Buttercrunch,
314
00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:52,934
which I kinda forgot.
315
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:56,633
Right after
I skipped town with it.
316
00:14:56,767 --> 00:14:59,133
-Where. Is. My. Intern?
317
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,967
-Let go of my brother!
318
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:04,266
Ah! Dammit! I'm weaker
than a suckling pig.
319
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,367
Buttercrunch was slacking
when he did my workouts for me!
320
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,867
-You're too late, Lawless!
We set him free!
321
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,967
-Then you cockroaches
will take his place
322
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:17,000
as my new interns!
323
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,900
-(together): Gah!
324
00:15:19,033 --> 00:15:21,200
-Gee, boys. I'd help you,
325
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:23,000
but interns aren't allowed
in St. Z.
326
00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:26,066
What a pickle.
You do rentals?
327
00:15:32,033 --> 00:15:33,734
(groaning)
328
00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:35,900
(moaning)
329
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:40,100
-Grind faster, intern slime!
330
00:15:40,233 --> 00:15:41,867
(screaming)
331
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,367
-Buttercrunch lied!
332
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,467
Getting shocked isn't fun.
It sucks!
333
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,000
-Cram it, Normo!
334
00:15:48,133 --> 00:15:51,266
How much irradiated corn
have you ground for me today?
335
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,934
-Let me start by saying that
it's been a steep learning curve
336
00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:55,734
to figure out
the Wheel of Pain...
337
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:57,433
-How much corn?
338
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:02,033
-One kernel?
Oh...
339
00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:05,133
-Huh? Argh!
340
00:16:05,266 --> 00:16:07,800
(growling)
341
00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:13,166
Guys, I'm sorry. I don't think
this internship is working out.
342
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:16,233
-Yeah! No! Not at all.
-Great call, master!
343
00:16:16,367 --> 00:16:19,200
-Which is why
I've decided to sell you.
344
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:22,300
Of course, you're so puny
and worthless,
345
00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:24,333
your new owner will probably
just turned into meat paste,
346
00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:26,100
but, ha, ha,
that's up to them.
347
00:16:27,533 --> 00:16:29,767
But hey, bright side!
348
00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:32,133
All this Wheel of Pain
experience
349
00:16:32,266 --> 00:16:34,567
will look stellar
on your resumes!
350
00:16:37,433 --> 00:16:39,800
-(AENUS): I'll begin
this celebration of our lives
351
00:16:39,934 --> 00:16:43,333
with some of my most precious
memories of our time together.
352
00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:47,066
When it ends, it'll trigger
this robot arm
353
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,166
to delete my algorithm,
354
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:53,100
sending me hurtling into the icy
embrace of the void.
355
00:16:53,233 --> 00:16:55,467
What an amazing life I led.
356
00:16:55,600 --> 00:17:00,266
Hey, look, it's the time
I replaced my own A-5097 fuse!
357
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,300
Ha! Ha! What a crazy day.
358
00:17:02,433 --> 00:17:04,100
Before your time.
359
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:06,633
Ah, look! That's time I thought
that crack in the wall
360
00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:08,200
looked like Bradley Cooper.
361
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:11,266
Wow, that crack looks like
Bradley Cooper!
362
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,834
Ugh. No, it's just
Shia LaBoeuf.
363
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,400
-(quietly): Argh!
364
00:17:20,934 --> 00:17:23,900
-This is awful. Someone's gonna
buy us and turn us into meat.
365
00:17:24,033 --> 00:17:25,400
-Be positive, bro.
366
00:17:25,533 --> 00:17:28,200
All these people
are coming to see us!
367
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:31,200
(garbling): We are gonna get
so owned!
368
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:34,667
-Let the auction begin!
369
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,000
We got two lazy, feeble interns,
370
00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:39,500
fit for target practice
or as disposable sex toys.
371
00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:42,400
I'll start the bidding
at one double-A battery.
372
00:17:42,533 --> 00:17:44,667
We got one double-A,
now two.
373
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,166
Will you give me two?
374
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,367
Two battery bid to the gentleman
in the bloody hockey mask.
375
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,333
Now three!
Come on, give me three.
376
00:17:50,467 --> 00:17:53,667
Three double-As from the lady
missing half the face.
377
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,867
-Ha! Mom said we'd never amount
to anything!
378
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,600
Well, look who's worth
three double-A batteries now!
379
00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:02,166
(sob)
380
00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,066
(burp)
381
00:18:07,433 --> 00:18:08,967
-(AENUS): Last one.
382
00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:12,700
My final,
most precious memory of all.
383
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:17,033
The moment
you came into my life...
384
00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:19,867
-Johndoe, open the door!
385
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,967
Or so help meI'll rip your nuts off
386
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:24,500
and feed them to youon a bed of rigatoni!
387
00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:29,200
-(AENUS): That was the moment
my life finally had purpose.
388
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:31,900
But that purpose is gone now...
389
00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:37,667
It's been a good life.
390
00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:41,200
I've seen things
you wouldn't believe, Judith.
391
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:45,333
Like that wall over there,
and that chair...
392
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:47,900
And the time a leaf blew
in here,
393
00:18:48,033 --> 00:18:50,734
flittering in the dark
near the service entrance.
394
00:18:50,867 --> 00:18:53,734
All those moments will be lost
in time,
395
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:56,633
like files
on a floppy disk.
396
00:18:57,867 --> 00:19:00,734
Time to die.
397
00:19:00,867 --> 00:19:02,233
-Screw you, robot!
398
00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:04,000
No one
fingerbangs AENUS but me!
399
00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:05,567
-(AENUS): Judith?
400
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:07,066
-Huh...
401
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,934
Resurrected!
402
00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:10,800
Ah! Oh no!
403
00:19:10,934 --> 00:19:13,367
Wait! Dying!
404
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,033
-40 double-As,
do I hear 41?
405
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:19,700
No? 40 double-As
going once, going twice...
406
00:19:19,834 --> 00:19:22,300
-50!
50 double-As!
407
00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:26,000
We pooled our batteries.
We're gonna buy your freedom!
408
00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:28,000
-Dude, we're saved!
409
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:29,834
-Thank god! I'd make
a terrible sex puppet.
410
00:19:29,967 --> 00:19:32,734
-50 battery bid!
That's the big 5-0!
411
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:35,300
Now, 51?
Will you give me 51?
412
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,433
-Shit, we're out.
Sorry, guys!
413
00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:43,133
-51 batteries going once,
going twice, and...
414
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:44,633
-Look everyone,
415
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,633
I know interns
are the easy way to go,
416
00:19:46,767 --> 00:19:48,867
but owning another person
has a price beyond batteries.
417
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,834
It's more than that.
It costs you your soul!
418
00:19:50,967 --> 00:19:52,800
-Ah...
419
00:19:52,934 --> 00:19:54,300
And without any soul,
420
00:19:54,433 --> 00:19:56,767
how are we gonna rebuild
our world?
421
00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:58,767
-Ah...
422
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:02,467
-No one wants to rebuild squat!
423
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,934
Now shut up
so I can sell you.
424
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,467
-AENUS! Help me!
425
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,033
-(AENUS): You faked your death?
426
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:14,233
You were ready to let me
kill myself?
427
00:20:14,367 --> 00:20:16,300
I don't think
that's being a good friend.
428
00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:19,500
-You're right.
I'm a shitty friend.
429
00:20:19,633 --> 00:20:22,333
And you're... an OK friend!
430
00:20:22,467 --> 00:20:25,266
Ugh, fine!
A really good friend!
431
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,200
-(AENUS): Aw, thanks.
432
00:20:29,867 --> 00:20:33,200
-Why did you have to hold
this stupid funeral anyway?
433
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:36,633
Why couldn't you just hurry up
and blast me out of your hole?
434
00:20:36,767 --> 00:20:39,233
-(AENUS): Everything shot out of
there gets liquefied first.
435
00:20:39,367 --> 00:20:41,233
You would have been
blended into a pulp
436
00:20:41,367 --> 00:20:43,100
and splattered out
onto the wasteland.
437
00:20:43,233 --> 00:20:45,600
-Oh. You mean... like this?
438
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:53,867
God damn! Why didn't I think
of that earlier?
439
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,266
-Alright, I had a bid
of 51 batteries
440
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,233
going once,
going twice and...
441
00:20:58,367 --> 00:21:00,533
-100 batteries!
442
00:21:04,266 --> 00:21:06,934
-Huh?
-Sold!
443
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,900
To the four-armed man
I used to own!
444
00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:16,066
-Buttercrunch!
Oh, thank you!
445
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,333
-It was wrong to use you
as our intern, my friend.
446
00:21:19,467 --> 00:21:22,667
I'm just glad you can look
past that, and buy our freedom.
447
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,166
-Freedom?
448
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:26,900
No, no, no, you chodes
belong to me now.
449
00:21:27,033 --> 00:21:28,200
-Oh, piss-balls.
450
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,433
-I know this looks bad.
451
00:21:30,567 --> 00:21:33,033
But think of it
as a resume-builder.
452
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:34,967
-At least he'll be merciful,
453
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,533
having once been
an intern himself.
454
00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:39,200
-Shut up, human garbage!
455
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:41,834
-(together): Gah, ah, ah!
456
00:21:50,734 --> 00:21:54,867
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