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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,883 --> 00:00:16,885 - So first... 2 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:19,186 you wanna squeeze the tip. 3 00:00:19,319 --> 00:00:21,221 Make sure there's no air in there. 4 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:23,357 Then, you're going 5 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:26,193 to firmly unroll the condom 6 00:00:26,326 --> 00:00:28,428 down the length of the shaft. 7 00:00:28,563 --> 00:00:31,331 You wanna... 8 00:00:31,465 --> 00:00:33,902 hmm... try to... ooh. - Ouch. 9 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:37,839 -You don't wanna peel the banana. 10 00:00:37,972 --> 00:00:41,174 Though, there wouldn't be a banana, now would there? 11 00:00:41,308 --> 00:00:43,243 - Ew! 12 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,947 -If you don't learn this now, you're all gonna die! 13 00:00:47,582 --> 00:00:49,584 Who's this? 14 00:01:07,902 --> 00:01:10,170 Robin. Oh. You're a... 15 00:01:12,941 --> 00:01:14,876 ...merican? 16 00:01:15,009 --> 00:01:17,177 From Washington... D.C.? 17 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:18,846 -Spokane, actually. 18 00:01:18,980 --> 00:01:22,482 -Oh. Well, take a seat. 19 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:49,644 Now. Let's try this again. 20 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,646 - Is it a boy or a girl? 21 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:54,247 - I have no idea. Ew. 22 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:56,751 - Do not tear the condom. 23 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:59,419 Then, you wanna squeeze the tip, 24 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:01,789 make sure there's no air in there. 25 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:18,539 - Hey! George Washington. 26 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,519 What are you? 27 00:02:31,653 --> 00:02:34,756 - Hey, Carter! Let's roll, man. 28 00:03:08,723 --> 00:03:12,426 -HEY! Get the hell out of here! Get out of here! 29 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:25,338 - Shit. - Get over here, freak! 30 00:03:45,193 --> 00:03:47,562 Whatever. We'll try again tomorrow. 31 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:49,964 Come on. 32 00:03:51,199 --> 00:03:52,767 - Dude. - Dude. 33 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:55,870 - My scab is gnarly. Look, it's peeling. 34 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:57,772 - Eat it. - Gross! 35 00:03:57,905 --> 00:04:00,975 -I'll give you two bucks. -You already owe me like, 200. 36 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:15,422 -Dude, that kid's such a freak. It's like, one of those, like, 37 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:18,659 zebra donkeys, where it's like a zombie. 38 00:04:18,793 --> 00:04:20,460 -Gross. -In the savannah, they have, 39 00:04:20,595 --> 00:04:22,864 like, the zombies. -Dude, what the hell? 40 00:04:22,997 --> 00:04:25,265 -It's, like, not one but not the other. 41 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:27,300 -Like half of each? 42 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:34,876 Man, it's the worst class. 43 00:04:35,009 --> 00:04:38,345 It's like you're just blowing into a tube 44 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:40,181 for an hour. 45 00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:42,349 It's not even like you're doing anything to the tube, 46 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:44,719 it's just air going in and out. 47 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:48,856 -Dude, half the class doesn't know how to play, and, like, 48 00:04:48,990 --> 00:04:51,291 why can't we learn, like, a cool instrument, like guitar 49 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:53,027 or something? I mean, dude. 50 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,393 - Rats! 51 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:33,868 -You're home early. -I went to a thrift store. 52 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:37,470 What do you think? 53 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:40,074 -My shoes are too loose. 54 00:05:40,208 --> 00:05:42,577 -Well, you'll grow into them. 55 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:44,545 -My feet feel like crying. 56 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,015 -Do you like your school? -It's fine. 57 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:50,685 -Was there any trouble? 58 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:52,720 -No. Were you smoking? 59 00:05:52,854 --> 00:05:55,990 -I quit. You know that. 60 00:06:27,321 --> 00:06:29,624 -Hey, Marnold. -My name is Tony. 61 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:31,491 -Did he just say his name was Marnold? 62 00:06:31,626 --> 00:06:33,694 -Marnold? What kind of name is Marnold? 63 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:35,730 -Tony! -Whatever you say, Marnold. 64 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:37,732 - You're the expert. 65 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:40,968 -Okay. Robin, right? Let's find you an instrument. 66 00:06:41,102 --> 00:06:43,671 -Back home, I used to be a clarinet player for a year. 67 00:06:44,471 --> 00:06:47,174 -Mmhm. And you can be 68 00:06:47,308 --> 00:06:50,211 whatever you want to be in life. 69 00:06:50,344 --> 00:06:53,681 Here, we only have saxophones. 70 00:06:54,582 --> 00:06:58,185 This one's broken. This one smells. 71 00:06:59,754 --> 00:07:01,656 Here's an alto. Grab a chair 72 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:03,524 and a music stand, little friend, 73 00:07:03,658 --> 00:07:05,126 and find a place to sit. 74 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,568 -What do you think you're doing? 75 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:16,604 -I have to sit here. 76 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:22,777 - Gross. 77 00:07:25,179 --> 00:07:27,515 -All right! Let's tune up. Give me a D. 78 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:29,417 - I'll give her a D. 79 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:32,753 - Carter! Shev. 80 00:08:04,085 --> 00:08:05,987 -These actually aren't half bad. 81 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,956 -Thank you! -Way to go, Dad. 82 00:08:11,726 --> 00:08:13,728 -I can teach you how to make them, if you like. 83 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:16,864 -No. 84 00:08:42,490 --> 00:08:44,859 - You know I'm faster. - Then why do I 85 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:47,161 always get here first? 86 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:55,870 What's this? 87 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:59,707 -Whoa. This is awesome. Is that you? 88 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:02,009 -Did you draw this? -Yes. That's why I'm asking 89 00:09:02,143 --> 00:09:03,544 if this is you. 90 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:06,414 Hey, how come I'm not in it? 91 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:08,282 - You are! 92 00:09:08,416 --> 00:09:10,951 -Womp womp. 93 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:15,156 -What did we get? -Hold on, you mutant! 94 00:09:15,289 --> 00:09:17,324 I don't even know. 95 00:09:20,428 --> 00:09:22,096 Show me. 96 00:09:23,364 --> 00:09:25,166 Bush Party! 97 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,135 Titty Town! 98 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:30,704 Cracks A'Poppin'! 99 00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:35,076 -A fishing magazine? -I just grabbed them fast. 100 00:09:35,209 --> 00:09:39,013 -You can have that one. -What's wrong with fishing? 101 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:43,117 I... Buttboy?! 102 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,119 Gross! Ah! 103 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,955 Don't get the AIDS on me! -You grabbed it. 104 00:09:48,089 --> 00:09:51,759 -No, I didn't. I was just grabbing them fast. 105 00:09:53,828 --> 00:09:56,964 -Say hello to Cyndi. 106 00:09:57,098 --> 00:09:58,567 -WAH! 107 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:01,302 No way. 108 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:03,304 -Yeah. 109 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:06,907 -Okay. So... try it now. 110 00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,776 -I should put the disk in? -mmhm. 111 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:17,084 -It's still clicking. -Hmm. 112 00:10:17,218 --> 00:10:18,986 So the problem is probably with your floppy disk. 113 00:10:20,221 --> 00:10:22,289 -Does that mean you lost my syllabus? 114 00:10:22,423 --> 00:10:23,791 -Look, uh, 115 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:26,528 obviously, you have more than one copy, right? 116 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:29,163 -Of course. -Great! 117 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,065 So why don't you get the backup, just to be safe, 118 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,367 and we'll work on recovering this one. 119 00:10:37,872 --> 00:10:40,307 -Thank you. -A little easier 120 00:10:40,441 --> 00:10:42,443 to work without him breathing down our necks, right? 121 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:47,516 -So how'd you get so good with computers? 122 00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:50,684 -On my home planet, we are raised by machines. 123 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:53,654 -Really? -Spokane isn't a planet. 124 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:55,890 - Right. 125 00:10:59,994 --> 00:11:01,996 You should come out for drinks after work with us. 126 00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:05,534 -Oh, I gotta get home to my kid. 127 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:08,068 -Oh, you're married. 128 00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:11,305 - Boy, was I ever. 129 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:12,740 -Another time then? 130 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,109 We go to the Far Side Lounge every Friday. 131 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:24,785 -Man, that new game is so cool. -Yeah, Battle Wars. 132 00:11:24,919 --> 00:11:26,754 It's pretty good. -Oh, yeah. Battle Wars. 133 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,056 That's the name. It's so... 134 00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:32,059 Oh. 135 00:11:37,599 --> 00:11:39,366 Eh... uh... ugh! 136 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:42,703 How come they stop for you but not for me? 137 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:46,106 -Because you're lame. -Shut up, man. 138 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:48,309 What's so special about you? 139 00:12:08,262 --> 00:12:10,998 - Listen up. 140 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,100 Attention, please. 141 00:12:13,234 --> 00:12:16,337 Can I have your attention? 142 00:12:18,072 --> 00:12:21,842 West... Edmonton... Mall! 143 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,547 Okay. 144 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:28,115 So, we have all the consent forms signed, 145 00:12:28,249 --> 00:12:30,451 except for Carter. -It's coming. 146 00:12:30,585 --> 00:12:33,854 -It's time to assign band buddies for the trip. 147 00:12:33,988 --> 00:12:35,889 Bea, you're with Bridget. 148 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:38,593 Sophia, you're with Sophie. 149 00:12:38,727 --> 00:12:40,695 Ethan, you're with Eli. 150 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,162 Tony, you're Natalie. 151 00:12:42,296 --> 00:12:44,331 - Way to go, Marnold! 152 00:12:44,465 --> 00:12:46,333 -What?! -Calm down. It's not like 153 00:12:46,467 --> 00:12:49,003 they're getting married. I think the mall has 154 00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:50,938 a wedding chapel. -Stop! 155 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,307 Stop! You're supposed to put boy-boy and girl-girl! 156 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,309 -Welcome to the future, Natalie. 157 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:58,546 Moving on. Jenn, you're with Robin. 158 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:01,949 -No! -Jenn. 159 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,620 Carter, you're with Shev. 160 00:13:05,754 --> 00:13:07,855 -Ha! Yes! -Nice! Radical. 161 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,557 This is gonna be cool. 162 00:13:09,691 --> 00:13:12,426 -But don't forget, I need that permission slip signed ASAP. 163 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:15,296 - Yeah, yeah. 164 00:13:22,771 --> 00:13:25,105 -Hey, space case! 165 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,475 Get over here. 166 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,825 Okay, band buddy. 167 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,294 These are my rules for the trip. 168 00:13:49,463 --> 00:13:52,399 Don't touch my stuff. -I won't. 169 00:13:52,534 --> 00:13:54,435 -I don't want you doing anything creepy, 170 00:13:54,569 --> 00:13:57,838 like going through my underwear. -Why would I do that? 171 00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,708 -What kind of underwear do you wear? 172 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,276 -What? -Let's have a look. 173 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,484 Now you're gonna get it. 174 00:14:10,618 --> 00:14:12,787 - Holy shit! 175 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,289 - Oh, my God! 176 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,859 - What's wrong with you?! 177 00:14:19,794 --> 00:14:22,496 Fight back! 178 00:14:28,570 --> 00:14:31,038 - So you won't even call the police? 179 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:32,906 -For a schoolyard fight? 180 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,777 We'd be calling them twice a day. 181 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:38,145 Unless you want to press charges? 182 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,214 -No. 183 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,817 -You won't be able to pick your nose for a few weeks, kid. 184 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:45,252 But after that, you'll be right as rain. 185 00:14:45,386 --> 00:14:47,321 -It's not my first broken nose. 186 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:04,873 - Are you okay? 187 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:07,241 -I guess. 188 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,211 -I'll give you an extra fortune cookie. 189 00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:13,147 - Tony, hurry up. 190 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,249 You've got a delivery. 191 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,687 -If you're Chinese, why is your name Tony? 192 00:15:19,821 --> 00:15:22,356 -I'm not Chinese. 193 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:36,905 -Is that your friend from school? 194 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,406 -No. That's Marnold. 195 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,380 - In light 196 00:15:46,514 --> 00:15:48,982 of what happened yesterday, I am thinking of cancelling 197 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,920 West Edmonton Mall. 198 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:55,355 If you little jerks can't look out for each other here, 199 00:15:55,489 --> 00:15:57,157 how can I trust you in the big city? 200 00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:59,393 -But it wasn't our fault. -I don't care who started it. 201 00:15:59,527 --> 00:16:01,563 I'm changing up the band buddies. 202 00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:05,900 - Put me with Carter. 203 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:08,168 -Me? -But I'm with Carter! 204 00:16:09,704 --> 00:16:11,038 -Shev, you go with Tony. 205 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,808 -Marnold?! But he's already with someone! 206 00:16:13,942 --> 00:16:16,210 -It's me, but that's okay. I'll go with Jenn. 207 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:17,745 - Yes! 208 00:16:18,746 --> 00:16:21,415 You kids are gonna learn to get along if it kills you. 209 00:16:21,549 --> 00:16:23,383 -Unbelievable. -And Carter... 210 00:16:23,518 --> 00:16:25,954 I need that permission slip signed by Monday. 211 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,922 No more excuses, or you don't go. 212 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:30,658 -I'll make sure he brings it. 213 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:56,751 -No! NO! NO! Damn it! 214 00:16:57,685 --> 00:17:00,788 This game sucks. 215 00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:06,360 -What? Stop touching me. 216 00:17:07,695 --> 00:17:11,031 - Give me your permission slip. 217 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,701 I'll take it to school for you. -How'd you know where he lived? 218 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:17,471 Is your sister here? 219 00:17:17,605 --> 00:17:20,508 - Hey! You home? - Yup! 220 00:17:20,642 --> 00:17:23,377 -Where are you? -In here! 221 00:17:23,511 --> 00:17:25,345 I'm just getting ready for work. What do you want? 222 00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:28,115 -Did you sign that thing for the school trip yet? 223 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,450 -What thing? -When's your mom coming back? 224 00:17:30,585 --> 00:17:33,086 -Who knows? Got herself a new boyfriend in Lac La Biche. 225 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,355 - Ha! Lac La Bitch! Ow! 226 00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,025 What was that for? -I hope your parents 227 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,693 don't think we're paying them back for that school trip. 228 00:17:38,826 --> 00:17:41,128 - No, they don't care. - Must be nice. 229 00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:45,399 Who's this little rock star? -I'm Robin. 230 00:17:45,533 --> 00:17:47,167 -Hmm. 231 00:17:47,301 --> 00:17:49,136 - I need you to sign this. 232 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,204 -See you later, tube socks! 233 00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:52,807 -Oh, come on! 234 00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,676 -I can sign it. 235 00:17:56,310 --> 00:17:58,580 Let me see your mom's signature. 236 00:18:00,882 --> 00:18:03,383 -Whoa. -That's amazing. 237 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:07,187 -So, what're you guys doing now? 238 00:18:07,321 --> 00:18:10,157 - Uh, get out of my house? 239 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:25,006 -Cheer up. It'll be fun. 240 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,274 -It's just a shopping mall. 241 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:30,177 -And an amusement park with dolphins. 242 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,347 There's supposed to be a wave pool. 243 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,750 Did you want to bring a bathing suit? 244 00:18:35,883 --> 00:18:37,619 -No. 245 00:18:40,922 --> 00:18:42,890 -Here's some money. 246 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,595 Try to have some fun? 247 00:18:48,963 --> 00:18:51,398 -Are you gonna have a big party while I'm gone? 248 00:18:51,532 --> 00:18:53,835 -Yes. I'm gonna invite over all my new friends 249 00:18:53,968 --> 00:18:56,638 to watch the music video show and dance. 250 00:18:56,771 --> 00:18:58,940 -Do you even have any new friends yet? 251 00:18:59,073 --> 00:19:01,676 -No. Do you? 252 00:19:04,979 --> 00:19:06,781 -I will. 253 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,056 -No! 254 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,525 You son of a ding-dong! 255 00:20:00,568 --> 00:20:02,737 A bit... further. 256 00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:04,806 Okay. Okay. 257 00:20:04,939 --> 00:20:07,709 We're gettin' there. -Great job, squids! 258 00:20:07,842 --> 00:20:10,111 Didn't they do a great job, Mrs. Lee? 259 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:11,979 -Oh! Just wonderful! 260 00:20:12,113 --> 00:20:15,583 -Natalie, you killed that solo. Didn't she nail it, kids? 261 00:20:15,717 --> 00:20:18,452 -Heh! Nail Natalie! -All right. 262 00:20:18,586 --> 00:20:20,420 You've got some free time in the mall. 263 00:20:20,555 --> 00:20:22,690 Stick with your band buddies and get back 264 00:20:22,824 --> 00:20:25,793 to the bus on time. Everybody, grab ahold 265 00:20:25,927 --> 00:20:29,664 of your band buddy's hand and hold 'em up in the air! 266 00:20:45,179 --> 00:20:47,615 -Come on, Shev! Ha! 267 00:20:50,551 --> 00:20:53,521 -You know, even in Spokane we've heard of this mall. 268 00:20:55,690 --> 00:20:58,025 Have you been here before? -Yeah. 269 00:20:59,227 --> 00:21:01,294 -Do you think they've ever been here before? 270 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:06,266 -Do you think they've been out of their stupid town before? 271 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,469 -You don't have an accent. -Why would I? 272 00:21:09,604 --> 00:21:11,338 -When you talk. 273 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,508 -How do you know I wasn't born in Canada? 274 00:21:14,509 --> 00:21:16,476 -Do I have an accent? 275 00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:19,312 -Yes! -No way. 276 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:23,084 It looks stupid. 277 00:21:23,217 --> 00:21:25,686 -Oh, my God. You're scared. 278 00:21:25,820 --> 00:21:27,688 -I'll go. 279 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,491 What? It looks fun. 280 00:21:31,626 --> 00:21:33,060 -Pfft. Come on, Marnold. 281 00:21:33,194 --> 00:21:35,096 Let's go see if there's a bar around here. 282 00:21:35,229 --> 00:21:37,632 -No. -Come on, band buddy! 283 00:21:40,635 --> 00:21:43,771 -You got ride tickets? It's three each. 284 00:21:45,106 --> 00:21:48,042 - I can buy us some. 285 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,026 -Hey! 286 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,394 Come here. -What? 287 00:22:42,964 --> 00:22:44,866 -Just come on. 288 00:22:44,999 --> 00:22:45,967 -Carter, wait. 289 00:22:57,845 --> 00:23:00,480 Is that from the ride? 290 00:23:02,049 --> 00:23:04,785 - Yeah, I guess. 291 00:23:55,369 --> 00:23:57,470 - Carter. 292 00:23:59,307 --> 00:24:01,742 The bus. 293 00:24:02,710 --> 00:24:04,477 -It's gone? What time is it? 294 00:24:04,612 --> 00:24:05,880 -I don't know! I don't have a watch. 295 00:24:06,013 --> 00:24:08,316 -Why don't you have a watch?! 296 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:10,818 They can't just leave. That's illegal! What time is it? 297 00:24:10,952 --> 00:24:13,486 -It doesn't matter what time it is, they're gone! 298 00:24:17,758 --> 00:24:19,760 Okay. I'm sorry. 299 00:24:27,335 --> 00:24:29,537 Come on. 300 00:24:34,575 --> 00:24:36,577 -Excuse me, sir. 301 00:24:36,711 --> 00:24:39,013 Ma'am, do you have a quarter? We really need 302 00:24:39,146 --> 00:24:41,215 to make a phone call. -Get a job. 303 00:24:44,952 --> 00:24:47,088 - Okay. 304 00:24:50,858 --> 00:24:52,960 -[Hacienda Inn.] -Is this the Hacienda Inn? 305 00:24:53,094 --> 00:24:54,729 -[That's what I said. How can I help you?] 306 00:24:54,862 --> 00:24:56,430 -Do you have Ms. Pahornyk staying there? 307 00:24:56,564 --> 00:24:58,566 -[Can you repeat that?] -Pahornyk! 308 00:24:58,699 --> 00:25:01,168 P-A-H-O-- -We need to talk to 309 00:25:01,302 --> 00:25:03,571 the band teacher staying there. -[Oh, are you looking for] 310 00:25:03,704 --> 00:25:05,506 [those lost kids, too?] -We are those lost kids! 311 00:25:05,639 --> 00:25:07,675 -[Please hold.] 312 00:25:09,477 --> 00:25:11,579 -She put me on hold. 313 00:25:25,993 --> 00:25:28,829 -Well... at least we got good at begging. 314 00:25:35,169 --> 00:25:37,405 Ew! Dude, don't chew on the straw. 315 00:25:37,538 --> 00:25:39,407 -I wasn't, I just had my-- -You've had your mouth on it 316 00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:41,510 this entire time. 317 00:25:52,219 --> 00:25:54,622 -When those girls were pounding on you... 318 00:25:54,755 --> 00:25:56,525 you should've fought back. 319 00:25:59,393 --> 00:26:01,796 -Thank God you're alive. You two are so dead! 320 00:26:01,929 --> 00:26:03,230 -Hey! -Save your apologies 321 00:26:03,364 --> 00:26:05,032 for Mrs. Lee in the morning. -What the hell?! 322 00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:06,767 -Watch your language! -How could you leave us there? 323 00:26:06,901 --> 00:26:09,170 That's your fault! -I was very clear 324 00:26:09,303 --> 00:26:10,971 about what time you were meant to be on the bus! 325 00:26:11,105 --> 00:26:13,274 -We don't have a watch! -I guess that's my problem! 326 00:26:17,244 --> 00:26:19,548 You two are gonna stay at this motel all day. 327 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,249 Now Mrs. Lee doesn't get to go to Fort Edmonton Park either. 328 00:26:22,383 --> 00:26:24,085 How do you like that? 329 00:26:29,890 --> 00:26:31,926 -I'm going shopping. 330 00:26:34,361 --> 00:26:36,297 Don't get me in trouble. 331 00:26:51,912 --> 00:26:53,848 -♪ Come with me ♪ 332 00:26:53,981 --> 00:26:55,349 ♪ Come with me ♪ 333 00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:56,884 ♪ And I will make ♪ 334 00:26:57,017 --> 00:26:59,753 ♪ You understand ♪ 335 00:26:59,887 --> 00:27:02,456 ♪ We will be, we will be ♪ 336 00:27:02,591 --> 00:27:04,559 ♪ Forever in ♪ 337 00:27:04,692 --> 00:27:06,760 ♪ This wonderland ♪ 338 00:27:06,894 --> 00:27:08,662 ♪ You're the one, you're the one, you're the one ♪ 339 00:27:08,796 --> 00:27:10,197 ♪ You're the one, you're the one for me ♪ 340 00:27:10,331 --> 00:27:12,266 ♪ You're the one, you're the one, you're the one ♪ 341 00:27:12,399 --> 00:27:14,001 ♪ You're the one, you're the one ♪ 342 00:27:14,135 --> 00:27:16,003 ♪ You're the one, you're the one, you're the one ♪ 343 00:27:16,137 --> 00:27:17,838 ♪ You're the one, you're the one ♪ 344 00:27:17,972 --> 00:27:19,807 ♪ You're the one, you're the one, you're the one ♪ 345 00:27:19,940 --> 00:27:22,544 ♪ You're the one, you're the one ♪♪ 346 00:27:22,676 --> 00:27:24,546 -What? 347 00:27:24,678 --> 00:27:26,313 -Come on. 348 00:27:34,321 --> 00:27:36,390 -Are you lost? -We have money. 349 00:27:36,525 --> 00:27:40,327 Will you buy us some beer? -And why would I do that? 350 00:27:40,461 --> 00:27:42,229 -Because you look like you need a beer. 351 00:27:42,363 --> 00:27:45,900 Come on. Give him some money. 352 00:27:46,033 --> 00:27:47,768 -Why me? -Because I don't have 353 00:27:47,902 --> 00:27:50,070 any money. 354 00:27:55,809 --> 00:27:58,179 -There you go... ma'am. 355 00:28:10,057 --> 00:28:12,393 -Sweet! We're gonna get drunk! 356 00:28:12,527 --> 00:28:14,428 -We better not get into any more trouble. 357 00:28:14,563 --> 00:28:16,430 -Stop being such a pussy. 358 00:28:21,101 --> 00:28:23,971 I wonder what Edmonton beer tastes like. 359 00:28:24,104 --> 00:28:26,140 -Do you know what normal beer tastes like? 360 00:28:26,273 --> 00:28:28,342 -Of course I do. 361 00:28:35,082 --> 00:28:37,751 -What's all this? -The bartender gave us 362 00:28:37,885 --> 00:28:39,787 free shots. -He gave you free shots. 363 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,889 -Which we will gladly drink. 364 00:28:42,022 --> 00:28:44,959 -Sex on the Beach. -I don't drink. 365 00:28:46,026 --> 00:28:48,530 -You do now. -Is it cream? 366 00:28:48,663 --> 00:28:51,498 -It'll make you cream. -Cheers! 367 00:28:57,137 --> 00:28:58,573 - Ugh. 368 00:28:58,707 --> 00:29:00,474 Ahem. -I'm so glad 369 00:29:00,609 --> 00:29:02,209 you finally came out with us. 370 00:29:02,343 --> 00:29:04,445 -Yeah, well, the kid gets home from Edmonton tomorrow, so. 371 00:29:04,579 --> 00:29:08,048 -Daniel, we've been talking about you. 372 00:29:08,182 --> 00:29:10,117 -You have? -Yes. 373 00:29:10,251 --> 00:29:13,053 You have a problem, and we're gonna fix it. 374 00:29:14,321 --> 00:29:16,056 -Oh, no, it's nothing bad. -You know 375 00:29:16,190 --> 00:29:18,025 that delivery girl, Jamie? 376 00:29:19,393 --> 00:29:21,929 -I don't. Who? -The hot delivery girl. 377 00:29:22,062 --> 00:29:25,065 -Jamie. -She asked about you. 378 00:29:25,199 --> 00:29:28,469 -I don't know who that is. -Brown shorts? The legs? 379 00:29:28,603 --> 00:29:31,338 -Oh! Yes. -Well, here... 380 00:29:31,472 --> 00:29:34,942 is her number. -Oh. Heh-heh. 381 00:29:35,075 --> 00:29:37,077 No, thank you. -Oh, come on! 382 00:29:37,211 --> 00:29:39,380 She's so cute, though! -So cute! 383 00:29:39,514 --> 00:29:42,349 -Really cute! -I'm fine. Thanks. 384 00:29:42,483 --> 00:29:46,253 -Are you... already seeing someone? 385 00:29:47,121 --> 00:29:49,790 -No. It's not that. 386 00:29:50,924 --> 00:29:53,260 -Hmm. -You're not... 387 00:29:53,394 --> 00:29:55,896 Are you a gay? -Trish! 388 00:29:56,030 --> 00:29:57,865 -Well? -I'm just not interested 389 00:29:57,998 --> 00:30:02,369 in seeing anyone right now. My... last relationship was... 390 00:30:03,971 --> 00:30:06,240 Anyway, she's too young, so. 391 00:30:08,242 --> 00:30:09,678 Ahem. 392 00:30:09,810 --> 00:30:13,414 -Why would you move to Alberta? 393 00:30:20,888 --> 00:30:22,222 -Where did you say you were from? 394 00:30:22,356 --> 00:30:24,258 - I'm from the States. - "I'm from 395 00:30:24,391 --> 00:30:26,160 the States." -But I live in Alberta now. 396 00:30:26,293 --> 00:30:28,495 -Mm. Sorry about your luck. 397 00:30:28,630 --> 00:30:29,830 -I'm sorry about your luck. 398 00:30:29,963 --> 00:30:31,766 -Oh-ho-ho. 399 00:30:34,968 --> 00:30:36,837 When did you move here? 400 00:30:36,970 --> 00:30:39,239 -Uh, this year. With my dad. 401 00:30:39,373 --> 00:30:42,510 - What about your mom? 402 00:30:42,644 --> 00:30:43,911 HEY! 403 00:30:44,044 --> 00:30:46,413 That's not cool. -Whatever. 404 00:30:46,548 --> 00:30:49,651 -I gotta go. I have a bus to catch. 405 00:30:49,784 --> 00:30:52,353 It has been a long night. 406 00:30:55,155 --> 00:30:57,291 - It was nice meeting you. 407 00:30:57,424 --> 00:31:00,327 -Hey, kid. Watch yourself around that one. 408 00:31:05,567 --> 00:31:07,368 -Come on. 409 00:31:11,004 --> 00:31:13,006 Reach into my pocket. -What? 410 00:31:13,140 --> 00:31:15,209 -Put your hand in my pocket. 411 00:31:16,310 --> 00:31:18,045 -You stole her lighter? 412 00:31:18,178 --> 00:31:20,914 -Heh. Sorry 'bout her luck. 413 00:31:28,523 --> 00:31:29,691 - Carter! 414 00:31:29,824 --> 00:31:32,393 Don't get so close to the edge. 415 00:31:35,963 --> 00:31:38,132 -You're such a wuss. 416 00:31:39,534 --> 00:31:41,435 -Whatever. 417 00:31:50,444 --> 00:31:52,146 -This is way better than hanging out 418 00:31:52,279 --> 00:31:54,783 with all those other gaylords. 419 00:31:57,918 --> 00:32:00,020 -Yeah. Totally. 420 00:32:09,831 --> 00:32:10,765 -What the fuck? 421 00:32:10,899 --> 00:32:12,933 Don't touch my hair. 422 00:32:24,746 --> 00:32:27,114 -Hey. Look. 423 00:32:27,247 --> 00:32:30,618 There's Orion. -What? 424 00:32:30,752 --> 00:32:33,053 -Those three stars. 425 00:32:33,187 --> 00:32:35,255 That's the belt. 426 00:32:35,389 --> 00:32:37,659 See, Orion's a hunter, 427 00:32:37,792 --> 00:32:39,894 and he wears a belt. 428 00:32:40,027 --> 00:32:42,095 That's his knife. 429 00:32:44,532 --> 00:32:46,634 -I don't see it. 430 00:32:47,669 --> 00:32:49,136 -Here. 431 00:32:49,269 --> 00:32:50,572 Put your head on my shoulder... 432 00:32:54,074 --> 00:32:56,611 ...and follow my finger. 433 00:33:03,585 --> 00:33:07,589 -Cool! Are they really close together? 434 00:33:07,722 --> 00:33:09,490 -No. 435 00:33:10,592 --> 00:33:12,694 They're hundreds of light years apart. 436 00:33:24,004 --> 00:33:26,373 Hey, see if there's a porno channel. 437 00:33:26,508 --> 00:33:28,676 -Ew! No, let's just watch this. 438 00:33:28,810 --> 00:33:31,513 -How was Fort Edmonton Park? -Great! 439 00:33:31,646 --> 00:33:33,882 -Don't! I told you not to. -Natalie got attacked 440 00:33:34,014 --> 00:33:36,450 by a turkey. 441 00:33:36,584 --> 00:33:38,018 -No way! 442 00:33:38,151 --> 00:33:39,521 -Ugh! This tastes like piss! 443 00:33:39,654 --> 00:33:42,155 -That's our last one! Gimme that. 444 00:33:42,289 --> 00:33:44,157 - How'd you get beer anyway? - We bought it. 445 00:33:44,291 --> 00:33:45,827 -You did not. 446 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,730 -Madonna bought it for us. -You did not meet Madonna. 447 00:33:48,863 --> 00:33:51,398 -Yes, we did. See? 448 00:33:53,433 --> 00:33:55,670 - Whoa! - Wow. 449 00:33:55,803 --> 00:33:59,574 A drawing of Madonna. Case closed. 450 00:33:59,707 --> 00:34:01,609 -You did that drawing of me at the Rocket Ship. 451 00:34:01,743 --> 00:34:03,912 - That's amazing. - It's okay. 452 00:34:04,044 --> 00:34:06,714 -Oh, you're right. It's terrible. 453 00:34:09,283 --> 00:34:12,052 -Hey, Marnold, how's the fishing going? 454 00:34:12,185 --> 00:34:13,420 -It's not my magazine. -That's right. 455 00:34:13,555 --> 00:34:16,189 It's Shev's fishing magazine. 456 00:34:16,323 --> 00:34:19,059 - We've got more magazines. 457 00:34:19,192 --> 00:34:21,361 Check these out! 458 00:34:22,462 --> 00:34:24,732 -Oh, ew! -You guys are disgusting. 459 00:34:24,866 --> 00:34:26,701 -Boys are so horny. 460 00:34:26,834 --> 00:34:29,938 -Horny virgins. -Hey, Marnold. You want a beer? 461 00:34:30,070 --> 00:34:31,438 -Why are you guys so mean to him? 462 00:34:31,573 --> 00:34:34,308 -We're not. Here you go, bud. -No, thank you. 463 00:34:34,441 --> 00:34:36,711 -What, not allowed to drink? -Quit it, I can't hear. 464 00:34:36,844 --> 00:34:39,479 - Yeah. Be quiet! We'll get caught. 465 00:34:39,614 --> 00:34:42,416 -I just don't like the taste. -As if you've ever had it. 466 00:34:42,550 --> 00:34:44,852 -You said it tastes like piss. I don't need to try it. 467 00:34:44,986 --> 00:34:47,487 -I think you should try it. Piss tastes good. 468 00:34:47,622 --> 00:34:49,657 -Real mature, Shev. -What? I drink piss 469 00:34:49,791 --> 00:34:52,225 all the time. You do know what piss tastes like, 470 00:34:52,359 --> 00:34:54,596 don't you, Marnold? -Come on, Natalie. Let's go. 471 00:34:54,729 --> 00:34:57,632 -You're making the girls leave. -What the shit do I care? 472 00:34:57,765 --> 00:34:59,867 -Language! We'd better wash your mouth out. 473 00:35:01,536 --> 00:35:04,237 - Ah! Quit it! Get off! - Stay down! 474 00:35:04,371 --> 00:35:07,374 Stay down! 475 00:35:07,508 --> 00:35:09,577 - Get off of me! 476 00:35:10,712 --> 00:35:13,447 - Just stay down! Stop struggling. 477 00:35:18,019 --> 00:35:19,587 Stop! 478 00:36:08,402 --> 00:36:11,338 -What do you want, numbnuts? -Is Carter home? 479 00:36:11,471 --> 00:36:12,674 -Nope. -Where is he? 480 00:36:12,807 --> 00:36:14,642 -I don't fuckin' know! Off with the elf. 481 00:36:15,943 --> 00:36:20,380 -♪ Heartbreak, asleep in the night ♪ 482 00:36:21,348 --> 00:36:23,183 ♪ Do what you want ♪ 483 00:36:23,316 --> 00:36:25,185 ♪ It's all right ♪ 484 00:36:25,318 --> 00:36:27,254 - There goes Marnold. 485 00:36:28,422 --> 00:36:33,326 - He deserves it. 486 00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:37,464 -♪ Can't get you off my mind ♪♪ 487 00:36:40,601 --> 00:36:43,270 - That looks great. - Thanks. 488 00:36:43,403 --> 00:36:45,039 -You're like a professional or something. 489 00:36:45,173 --> 00:36:48,042 -Yeah? I'm actually pretty good. 490 00:36:48,176 --> 00:36:49,811 -Everyone goes. 491 00:36:49,944 --> 00:36:52,345 Men. Women. Children. 492 00:36:52,479 --> 00:36:53,881 -And everyone's naked? -That's just 493 00:36:54,015 --> 00:36:57,284 what saunas are like in Europe. -That's so gross! 494 00:36:57,417 --> 00:37:00,521 What's the biggest penis you've ever seen? 495 00:37:01,789 --> 00:37:02,957 -Probably my own. 496 00:37:03,091 --> 00:37:06,460 -Whoa. Check it out. Who invited Bea Arthur? 497 00:37:06,594 --> 00:37:07,862 -All right. All right. 498 00:37:07,995 --> 00:37:09,564 Attention, please. This is Mr. Anderson, 499 00:37:09,697 --> 00:37:11,933 from the community theatre. -Hello, children. 500 00:37:12,066 --> 00:37:14,434 -He's here to tell you about something called summer stock. 501 00:37:14,569 --> 00:37:16,738 -Who wants to be in a musical? 502 00:37:16,871 --> 00:37:19,239 -They're doing Jesus Christ Superstar! 503 00:37:19,372 --> 00:37:21,374 -Actually, we're not. -Oh? 504 00:37:21,509 --> 00:37:23,010 -Couldn't get the rights. -Ah. 505 00:37:23,144 --> 00:37:25,113 -So instead, I've written 506 00:37:25,245 --> 00:37:26,714 an original musical, 507 00:37:26,848 --> 00:37:28,850 from Mary Magdalene's point of view. 508 00:37:28,983 --> 00:37:30,618 -You have? -I have! 509 00:37:30,752 --> 00:37:32,553 -Oh. -I'm on the hunt for some 510 00:37:32,687 --> 00:37:36,190 saxophone-playing centurions. -Excuse me. 511 00:37:36,323 --> 00:37:38,458 -Yes. -Were there saxophones 512 00:37:38,593 --> 00:37:41,195 in Jesus' time? -Yes. 513 00:37:41,328 --> 00:37:43,497 -All right! So who wants 514 00:37:43,631 --> 00:37:45,465 to volunteer to be part of the show? 515 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,935 It's five weeks of rehearsal at the college, 516 00:37:48,069 --> 00:37:49,871 every Tuesday and Thursday night. 517 00:37:50,004 --> 00:37:52,339 -My dad works there! 518 00:37:53,508 --> 00:37:55,810 Don't you want to? 519 00:37:55,943 --> 00:37:58,513 -Okay. 520 00:37:58,646 --> 00:38:01,849 What about you? -Are you kidding me? It's gay. 521 00:38:01,983 --> 00:38:05,820 And when I say gay, what I mean is it's for fags! 522 00:38:08,222 --> 00:38:10,591 Watch yourself, Marnold. 523 00:38:15,428 --> 00:38:17,598 -Where the hell is he going? 524 00:38:20,968 --> 00:38:22,703 Ew! Dude, gross. 525 00:38:35,183 --> 00:38:37,819 -Okay. So I'll see you at 9:30, pick you up. 526 00:38:39,352 --> 00:38:43,323 Oh. Um... I made some spaghetti for you to eat on the break. 527 00:38:44,292 --> 00:38:45,693 -For me? -It's for both of you. 528 00:38:45,827 --> 00:38:47,295 -Thanks. -Give you some energy 529 00:38:47,427 --> 00:38:49,030 to... march around. 530 00:38:49,163 --> 00:38:51,199 -Dad! 531 00:39:31,105 --> 00:39:32,740 -♪ Why me? ♪ 532 00:39:35,442 --> 00:39:38,713 ♪ Me, why? ♪ 533 00:39:39,513 --> 00:39:42,083 ♪ Why me? ♪ 534 00:39:42,216 --> 00:39:46,419 ♪ Me, why? ♪ 535 00:39:49,056 --> 00:39:52,226 ♪ Come on, Dad, give me a break ♪ 536 00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,730 ♪ How much shit am I supposed to take, man? ♪ 537 00:39:55,863 --> 00:39:58,966 ♪ Come on, Dad, give me a break ♪ 538 00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:03,604 ♪ How much shit am I supposed to take, man? ♪♪ 539 00:40:03,738 --> 00:40:06,173 -Smile, Jesus! Smile! 540 00:40:06,307 --> 00:40:08,376 The poor man's facelift! -I will. 541 00:40:08,509 --> 00:40:11,579 ♪ Judas is wack. Why, Dad? ♪ 542 00:40:11,712 --> 00:40:14,282 ♪ Cut me some slack! Why, Dad? ♪ 543 00:40:14,414 --> 00:40:15,750 ♪ Mary's a drag. Why, Dad? ♪ 544 00:40:15,883 --> 00:40:18,152 ♪ Always a nag! Why, Dad? ♪ 545 00:40:18,286 --> 00:40:20,420 ♪ Dreams in my head. Why, Dad? ♪ 546 00:40:20,554 --> 00:40:24,125 ♪ Showing me dead. Why, Dad? ♪ 547 00:40:26,027 --> 00:40:27,328 Why... 548 00:40:27,460 --> 00:40:29,697 Dad? 549 00:40:39,340 --> 00:40:41,609 -No, no, no, no, no, no! STOP! 550 00:40:45,112 --> 00:40:47,048 Yes. Yes. 551 00:40:48,149 --> 00:40:50,518 Yes. Maybe. 552 00:40:51,552 --> 00:40:53,453 Jesus... 553 00:40:53,587 --> 00:40:55,423 that was beautiful. 554 00:40:56,324 --> 00:40:59,126 Centurions, what the hell? 555 00:41:00,428 --> 00:41:01,996 You! I mean, why aren't you 556 00:41:02,129 --> 00:41:03,731 even in formation with the rest of them? 557 00:41:03,864 --> 00:41:05,599 -This music is impossible to march to. 558 00:41:05,733 --> 00:41:07,868 -Actually, it isn't. We'll do it again. 559 00:41:08,002 --> 00:41:11,505 Just you this time. -It's in a 5/4 time signature. 560 00:41:11,639 --> 00:41:14,008 -Don't confuse him. All right? 561 00:41:14,141 --> 00:41:15,276 Five! Six! Seven! Eight! 562 00:41:15,409 --> 00:41:17,144 Bah-dum, bah-dum! Right, left! 563 00:41:17,278 --> 00:41:19,814 One, two and three. Why aren't you moving? 564 00:41:19,947 --> 00:41:22,316 It's a marching band, not a standing band. 565 00:41:22,450 --> 00:41:24,051 Okay. 566 00:41:25,152 --> 00:41:26,253 No need to laugh. 567 00:41:26,387 --> 00:41:28,189 He's probably doing his best. 568 00:41:28,322 --> 00:41:29,623 What's your name? -Marnold. 569 00:41:29,757 --> 00:41:31,158 - Marnold is doing his best. 570 00:41:31,292 --> 00:41:34,462 -Gah! Take your musical and put it in your bum! 571 00:41:34,595 --> 00:41:36,764 - Oh! 572 00:41:36,897 --> 00:41:40,001 -Oh. Excuse me. I'm so sorry. 573 00:41:43,804 --> 00:41:45,673 -Remember this feeling. 574 00:41:45,806 --> 00:41:48,576 Jesus was surrounded by amateurs too. 575 00:41:48,709 --> 00:41:50,344 Okay! 576 00:41:50,478 --> 00:41:52,179 Moving on! 577 00:41:52,313 --> 00:41:54,515 Isabella, are you out there? 578 00:41:55,349 --> 00:41:56,951 Come on up. All right. 579 00:41:57,084 --> 00:42:00,054 As you know, our lead actress also had to drop out 580 00:42:00,187 --> 00:42:03,524 at the last second. No more dropping out! 581 00:42:03,657 --> 00:42:07,495 So... I got us a new star! 582 00:42:07,628 --> 00:42:11,799 Welcome our new Mary Magdalene, Isabella. 583 00:42:16,637 --> 00:42:20,374 This is your boyfriend, Jesus. 584 00:42:20,509 --> 00:42:22,209 -Hi. 585 00:42:27,314 --> 00:42:30,985 The old one was... older. 586 00:42:31,118 --> 00:42:33,087 -Yeah, I know. She's a shrimp. 587 00:42:33,220 --> 00:42:34,989 But I think I can block around the height difference. 588 00:42:35,122 --> 00:42:37,526 -Just... um... -Let's go from the top 589 00:42:37,658 --> 00:42:39,226 of the ballad and see what we get, huh? 590 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,729 Please be great. 591 00:42:50,505 --> 00:42:54,208 -I think that's stupid. I feel bad for the Jesus. 592 00:42:54,341 --> 00:42:56,043 He's gonna be, like, molesting her or something. 593 00:42:56,177 --> 00:43:00,147 -♪ I don't want to hurt him ♪ 594 00:43:00,281 --> 00:43:02,149 ♪ I don't to be ♪ 595 00:43:02,283 --> 00:43:05,019 ♪ Hurt by him ♪ 596 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:09,356 ♪ He's just a man ♪ 597 00:43:11,892 --> 00:43:15,629 ♪ Or is he at all ♪ 598 00:43:16,597 --> 00:43:18,933 ♪ I can't date him ♪ 599 00:43:20,367 --> 00:43:23,337 ♪ If he's a god ♪ 600 00:43:26,674 --> 00:43:29,977 ♪ If he's a god ♪ 601 00:43:33,647 --> 00:43:37,618 ♪ If he's a god ♪ 602 00:43:43,491 --> 00:43:44,959 -Hey! Faggot! 603 00:43:45,426 --> 00:43:48,496 - Ha-ha! I got him! - Woo-hoo! 604 00:43:48,629 --> 00:43:50,164 -Beat it, nerd! 605 00:43:50,297 --> 00:43:53,934 - ♪ If he's a god ♪ 606 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,544 ♪ I guess I'll be cryin' ♪ 607 00:44:02,676 --> 00:44:04,712 ♪ While everybody else ♪ 608 00:44:04,845 --> 00:44:07,915 ♪ Applauds ♪ 609 00:44:08,048 --> 00:44:10,384 ♪ I just can't date him ♪ 610 00:44:10,519 --> 00:44:13,821 ♪ If he's a god ♪♪ 611 00:44:24,765 --> 00:44:26,300 - Should we go talk to her? 612 00:44:27,536 --> 00:44:29,270 -What for? 613 00:44:30,404 --> 00:44:32,706 - I want to go talk to her. 614 00:44:41,516 --> 00:44:43,884 -Hey, Jenn. Hey, Natalie. -Hey, Carter. 615 00:44:44,018 --> 00:44:47,454 -You're Isabella, right? -Just Izzy. 616 00:44:47,589 --> 00:44:49,089 -Izzy. You sang good. 617 00:44:49,223 --> 00:44:51,458 -Thanks. -You're way better 618 00:44:51,593 --> 00:44:54,929 than the last girl they had. -What happened to her, anyway? 619 00:44:55,062 --> 00:44:56,297 -She broke her leg waterskiing. 620 00:44:56,430 --> 00:44:58,232 -So she can't sing anymore? -Well, no. 621 00:44:58,365 --> 00:44:59,833 We're lucky to have you. 622 00:44:59,967 --> 00:45:01,368 - Shut up. 623 00:45:01,502 --> 00:45:03,837 -Maybe we should rent a movie. -Sure. 624 00:45:03,971 --> 00:45:06,373 -When? -Saturday. 625 00:45:06,508 --> 00:45:08,008 Where? -What? 626 00:45:09,143 --> 00:45:12,179 We can't go to my place. -My mom won't mind. 627 00:45:12,313 --> 00:45:13,948 -Okay! 628 00:45:14,081 --> 00:45:17,151 -Sure. -Sure. 629 00:45:18,587 --> 00:45:20,487 - So... 630 00:45:21,722 --> 00:45:23,791 I'm Carter, p.s. 631 00:45:23,924 --> 00:45:26,994 -Hi, Carter p.s. 632 00:45:30,864 --> 00:45:32,766 -Come on, Carter. Let's go. 633 00:45:32,900 --> 00:45:34,335 -Okay. Thanks, Izzy. 634 00:45:36,036 --> 00:45:37,805 See you Saturday. 635 00:45:40,975 --> 00:45:42,376 -This way. 636 00:45:43,877 --> 00:45:46,847 - I'm Carter, p.s. 637 00:45:55,657 --> 00:45:57,825 -Is Izzy home? -Oh! Uh... 638 00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:02,429 -This is the best one. I love this band with all my heart. 639 00:46:02,564 --> 00:46:04,164 -Don't they have a better song? -No! 640 00:46:04,298 --> 00:46:06,267 -Hey, guys! -Hey. 641 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:09,970 -You're late. -We brought snacks! 642 00:46:10,871 --> 00:46:13,040 - I'm so hungry. 643 00:46:14,108 --> 00:46:16,544 -So what movie did you get? 644 00:46:16,678 --> 00:46:19,146 -Well, we couldn't decide so we're gonna watch 645 00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,716 the Jane Fonda Workout video. 646 00:46:21,849 --> 00:46:25,052 -Uh... -I'm just kidding. Here. 647 00:46:27,522 --> 00:46:30,791 -Whoa... Your mom let you rent this? 648 00:46:30,924 --> 00:46:32,493 -She didn't care. 649 00:46:41,335 --> 00:46:43,705 -Can we ask for snacks? -I like your glasses. 650 00:46:43,837 --> 00:46:46,307 -Thanks, they were my grandma's. 651 00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,108 -Oh... I'm sorry. 652 00:46:48,242 --> 00:46:51,312 -Why? -Isn't she dead? 653 00:46:52,813 --> 00:46:54,481 -No. She just got new glasses. 654 00:46:54,616 --> 00:46:56,984 - Oh, my God. 655 00:47:02,323 --> 00:47:05,859 -Dude! -We have to push them both off. 656 00:47:05,993 --> 00:47:08,395 -Are they faded? -Yeah, I can repaint them. 657 00:47:10,064 --> 00:47:13,467 -Robin, can I get you a chair? -No. I'm fine. 658 00:47:15,202 --> 00:47:16,671 -Robin, get the lights. 659 00:47:16,805 --> 00:47:18,773 -Or what, Jenn? You gonna break my nose again? 660 00:47:20,642 --> 00:47:24,211 - Okay, okay. 661 00:47:24,345 --> 00:47:26,614 -That was good. - They're so creepy! 662 00:47:27,749 --> 00:47:29,216 - Why are they always hanging around? 663 00:47:29,350 --> 00:47:30,918 -Snacks. - Over here! 664 00:47:34,522 --> 00:47:37,024 -Ooh! -Oh! 665 00:47:37,157 --> 00:47:40,628 -Thank you. - Nobody wants them here. 666 00:47:40,762 --> 00:47:42,963 - Yeah, that's good. 667 00:47:44,365 --> 00:47:46,534 - Out of bounds! - I don't like scary movies. 668 00:47:46,668 --> 00:47:47,935 - Shh! Just watch it. - Give me the ball! 669 00:47:48,068 --> 00:47:49,036 Freaks! 670 00:47:56,544 --> 00:47:58,912 - No, Mother. Please. 671 00:48:02,517 --> 00:48:04,652 - You stay down here! 672 00:48:04,786 --> 00:48:07,187 - Don't lock us in the basement. 673 00:48:07,321 --> 00:48:10,792 - Evil boy! Sinful girl! 674 00:48:14,094 --> 00:48:16,029 AH! NO! 675 00:48:17,331 --> 00:48:20,401 - Mother, Mother, come and play. 676 00:48:20,535 --> 00:48:23,470 -Robin? - Stay with us or go away. 677 00:48:23,605 --> 00:48:27,107 -Hey! - Stay together, never stray. 678 00:48:27,241 --> 00:48:29,544 Mother, Mother, all your days. 679 00:48:30,911 --> 00:48:32,212 - Robin? 680 00:48:32,346 --> 00:48:34,248 -Just... please keep watching. 681 00:48:34,381 --> 00:48:36,618 -Hey, what's going on? 682 00:48:36,751 --> 00:48:38,452 -Robin, come to my room. 683 00:48:44,592 --> 00:48:46,026 -Hey, nice bedroom. 684 00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:48,395 -Just give us a moment, please? 685 00:48:48,530 --> 00:48:50,130 -I'm sorry. Okay. 686 00:49:03,043 --> 00:49:05,580 -That's holy water. From France. 687 00:49:12,854 --> 00:49:14,722 -You've been to France? 688 00:49:16,758 --> 00:49:18,225 -No. 689 00:49:39,747 --> 00:49:42,951 - Food's here! 690 00:49:49,089 --> 00:49:51,458 -Marnold? -Whoa. 691 00:49:51,593 --> 00:49:54,161 -Oh! Do you all know each other? 692 00:49:54,294 --> 00:49:57,030 -No. We do not. 693 00:50:19,086 --> 00:50:21,890 -♪ You ♪ 694 00:50:22,022 --> 00:50:24,157 ♪ Queen of my heart ♪ 695 00:50:24,291 --> 00:50:27,795 ♪ You could have most anything ♪ 696 00:50:27,929 --> 00:50:31,198 ♪ You could have most anything ♪ 697 00:50:33,902 --> 00:50:36,403 ♪ You ♪ 698 00:50:36,538 --> 00:50:39,172 ♪ The light from the stars ♪ 699 00:50:39,306 --> 00:50:43,176 ♪ Agony and ecstasy ♪ 700 00:50:43,310 --> 00:50:46,614 ♪ Entropy and victory ♪♪ 701 00:50:48,348 --> 00:50:50,018 -Well, it's a small two-bedroom, 702 00:50:50,150 --> 00:50:51,920 but it serves its function. 703 00:50:52,052 --> 00:50:54,022 -You know... 704 00:50:54,154 --> 00:50:57,124 for what you're probably paying in rent, 705 00:50:57,257 --> 00:50:59,293 you'd be better off owning. 706 00:51:00,294 --> 00:51:01,796 -"Annie Waverley Realty." 707 00:51:01,930 --> 00:51:04,231 -"Come Sale Away!" Heh. 708 00:51:05,132 --> 00:51:07,100 My number's on there. 709 00:51:07,234 --> 00:51:09,537 Call me anytime, Dan. 710 00:51:09,671 --> 00:51:11,338 -Oh. 711 00:51:11,471 --> 00:51:13,206 No one ever really calls me Dan. 712 00:51:13,340 --> 00:51:16,544 -Hmm! I guess I do now. 713 00:51:18,412 --> 00:51:20,582 - Go! Go! - Oh! 714 00:51:23,183 --> 00:51:26,020 Looks like someone had a makeover party! 715 00:51:26,153 --> 00:51:28,723 - None for you? 716 00:51:29,824 --> 00:51:31,659 -I didn't want to. 717 00:51:31,793 --> 00:51:33,393 - Uh... 718 00:51:33,528 --> 00:51:35,195 Thank you for coming over. 719 00:51:35,329 --> 00:51:37,464 -Bye, Izzy. 720 00:51:38,432 --> 00:51:42,036 -Bye, Izzy. -Uh, bye! 721 00:51:42,169 --> 00:51:44,672 -Yeah, bye! -Don't! 722 00:51:59,353 --> 00:52:01,254 -♪ I'm the video ♪ 723 00:52:01,388 --> 00:52:03,290 ♪ Video star ♪ 724 00:52:03,423 --> 00:52:05,727 ♪ I'm the video ♪ 725 00:52:07,829 --> 00:52:09,731 ♪ I'm the video ♪ 726 00:52:09,864 --> 00:52:11,398 ♪ Video star ♪ 727 00:52:11,532 --> 00:52:13,635 ♪ I'm the video ♪ 728 00:52:15,469 --> 00:52:17,270 ♪ I'm the video ♪ 729 00:52:17,404 --> 00:52:19,306 ♪ Video star ♪ 730 00:52:19,439 --> 00:52:21,141 ♪ I'm the video ♪♪ 731 00:52:49,537 --> 00:52:51,939 -♪ Love me ♪ 732 00:52:52,073 --> 00:52:54,374 -♪ I'm busy ♪ 733 00:52:54,509 --> 00:52:57,444 -♪ See me ♪ 734 00:52:57,578 --> 00:53:02,249 -♪ It's not you, it's me ♪ 735 00:53:02,382 --> 00:53:07,588 -♪ So focused on your career ♪ 736 00:53:11,224 --> 00:53:13,861 -♪ Okay ♪ 737 00:53:13,995 --> 00:53:16,097 ♪ Get over here ♪ 738 00:53:16,229 --> 00:53:19,299 ♪ Quick ♪ 739 00:53:21,703 --> 00:53:25,439 ♪ Before I change ♪ 740 00:53:25,573 --> 00:53:30,745 ♪ My mind ♪♪ 741 00:54:11,586 --> 00:54:14,622 -Hi, Dan. -Hi. 742 00:54:16,758 --> 00:54:19,160 -How are you enjoying the show so far? 743 00:54:19,292 --> 00:54:20,962 -Oh. Uh, well, Jesus likes 744 00:54:21,095 --> 00:54:23,030 the sound of his own voice. 745 00:54:24,799 --> 00:54:26,534 -Can I buy you a drink? -Oh. 746 00:54:26,667 --> 00:54:29,904 All right. Yeah, okay. Sure. Yes. Thanks. 747 00:54:31,304 --> 00:54:33,241 -Oh... ah! -Oh. 748 00:54:41,082 --> 00:54:44,351 -So... you're alone, too? 749 00:54:44,484 --> 00:54:46,721 -You mean just tonight? -Oh! 750 00:54:48,823 --> 00:54:52,059 I'm sorry. I don't mean to be too forward. 751 00:54:54,962 --> 00:54:58,633 There's an empty seat next to me if you'd... 752 00:54:58,766 --> 00:55:00,902 like to sit closer for the second half? 753 00:55:03,204 --> 00:55:05,472 -There's an empty seat next to me if you'd like to sit 754 00:55:05,606 --> 00:55:07,407 further away? -HA! 755 00:55:12,513 --> 00:55:14,515 - One! 756 00:55:16,217 --> 00:55:19,987 Two! Tell him what he's won! 757 00:55:20,121 --> 00:55:23,090 Three! 758 00:55:23,224 --> 00:55:25,660 Four! 759 00:55:26,828 --> 00:55:29,630 Thirty-eight! 760 00:55:30,898 --> 00:55:32,667 Thirty-nine! 761 00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,169 It's Monday somewhere! 762 00:55:35,303 --> 00:55:38,072 Forty! 763 00:55:38,206 --> 00:55:40,975 Forty-one! 764 00:55:41,108 --> 00:55:43,511 Ninety-six! 765 00:55:45,478 --> 00:55:47,748 Ninety-seven! 766 00:55:47,882 --> 00:55:51,586 It's a livin'! Ninety-eight! 767 00:55:53,287 --> 00:55:57,825 Ninety-nine! 768 00:55:57,959 --> 00:56:00,628 - Oh, my God. 769 00:56:12,372 --> 00:56:14,642 -♪ Love me ♪ 770 00:56:14,775 --> 00:56:17,377 -♪ I'm dying ♪ 771 00:56:17,511 --> 00:56:20,147 -♪ See me ♪ 772 00:56:20,281 --> 00:56:22,415 -♪ It's not you ♪ 773 00:56:22,550 --> 00:56:25,720 ♪ It's me ♪ 774 00:56:26,888 --> 00:56:30,625 -♪ I've got a life, you know ♪ 775 00:56:34,595 --> 00:56:37,497 -♪ I've really ♪ 776 00:56:37,632 --> 00:56:40,433 ♪ Got to go ♪ 777 00:56:40,568 --> 00:56:42,870 ♪ Now! ♪ 778 00:56:46,473 --> 00:56:48,643 -I mean, what even are we? 779 00:56:48,776 --> 00:56:51,145 Boyfriend and girlfriend? Or what? 780 00:56:52,246 --> 00:56:54,447 Jesus? Answer me! 781 00:56:55,316 --> 00:56:57,318 Oh! 782 00:56:57,450 --> 00:57:00,154 ♪ I'll love you ♪ 783 00:57:00,288 --> 00:57:02,056 ♪ Love you ♪ 784 00:57:02,189 --> 00:57:07,427 ♪ For all time ♪♪ 785 00:57:28,950 --> 00:57:31,652 -♪ I'm the video ♪ 786 00:57:31,786 --> 00:57:35,156 ♪ Video star, I'm the video ♪ 787 00:57:36,824 --> 00:57:38,359 ♪ I'm the video ♪ 788 00:57:38,491 --> 00:57:40,995 ♪ Video star ♪ 789 00:57:41,128 --> 00:57:43,698 ♪ I'm the video ♪ 790 00:57:43,831 --> 00:57:47,001 ♪ All you need ♪ 791 00:57:47,134 --> 00:57:49,737 ♪ With me ♪ 792 00:57:50,738 --> 00:57:53,641 ♪ Video star ♪♪ 793 00:57:55,876 --> 00:57:56,944 -Cheers! 794 00:58:03,617 --> 00:58:06,520 -Okay! Okay! What a show, huh? 795 00:58:06,654 --> 00:58:08,656 What a night! 796 00:58:08,789 --> 00:58:11,559 What a life! Yeah! 797 00:58:11,692 --> 00:58:13,661 Let's hear it for our musical director, 798 00:58:13,794 --> 00:58:15,696 Ms. Pahornyk! 799 00:58:15,830 --> 00:58:17,365 Yeah! 800 00:58:20,034 --> 00:58:23,904 Jesus Christ, our well-hung Jesus, 801 00:58:24,038 --> 00:58:26,240 how about those curls, girls? -Is he drunk? 802 00:58:26,374 --> 00:58:29,210 -100%. -Oh, who cares 803 00:58:29,343 --> 00:58:31,545 what the reviewers think. They can't do any worse to you 804 00:58:31,679 --> 00:58:34,782 than the Romans! Oh! 805 00:58:34,915 --> 00:58:37,051 Okay. Come on, Conrad. 806 00:58:40,788 --> 00:58:42,289 -Hey, have you guys seen Carter? 807 00:58:42,423 --> 00:58:43,691 -Yeah. He's right there. 808 00:58:46,260 --> 00:58:49,363 -Um... Come on, Natalie. Let's go get drinks. 809 00:58:49,497 --> 00:58:50,531 -Mmhm. 810 00:59:37,546 --> 00:59:40,314 -He's not here, super squirrel. -Do you know where he might be? 811 00:59:40,448 --> 00:59:42,683 -Probably out with his creepy little girlfriend. 812 00:59:47,721 --> 00:59:49,490 - Shit. 813 01:00:12,213 --> 01:00:14,048 -Hey. 814 01:00:18,752 --> 01:00:20,488 -So... 815 01:00:20,621 --> 01:00:23,057 do you wanna make out? 816 01:00:24,091 --> 01:00:25,860 -Let's do something else. 817 01:00:27,027 --> 01:00:29,797 -Like what? -I dunno. 818 01:00:38,239 --> 01:00:41,142 These are really good. Did you draw these? 819 01:00:41,275 --> 01:00:43,010 -Yeah. 820 01:00:46,814 --> 01:00:48,415 -Come on. 821 01:00:50,217 --> 01:00:52,219 Let's go see if we can find some frogs. 822 01:00:54,421 --> 01:00:56,490 -Don't you want to stay in the rocket ship? 823 01:00:56,625 --> 01:01:00,361 -It's not going anywhere. 824 01:01:08,335 --> 01:01:11,338 - Geologists, tapping the mineral-rich region 825 01:01:11,472 --> 01:01:13,340 of Northeastern Alberta, Canada, 826 01:01:13,474 --> 01:01:16,744 develop a 10,000-square mile range of oil sands. 827 01:01:17,612 --> 01:01:19,113 Sands so filled with oil 828 01:01:19,246 --> 01:01:21,583 that engineers predict a potential yield 829 01:01:21,715 --> 01:01:24,218 of 250 billion barrels. 830 01:01:24,351 --> 01:01:27,321 Dynamiters blasts barely 20 feet beneath the surface. 831 01:01:27,454 --> 01:01:29,690 - What are you doing home? 832 01:01:31,192 --> 01:01:33,827 - Like mining coal above the surface, steam... 833 01:01:33,961 --> 01:01:35,462 -Why aren't you out with your friends? 834 01:01:35,597 --> 01:01:37,998 - ...rich deposit for processing at a nearby plant. 835 01:01:38,132 --> 01:01:39,767 -I don't know where he is. 836 01:01:41,202 --> 01:01:43,003 - ...steaming hot water separates the globules... 837 01:01:43,137 --> 01:01:45,005 -You are allowed to have more than one friend, you know. 838 01:01:45,139 --> 01:01:47,107 - ...of sand. The oil rises 839 01:01:47,241 --> 01:01:49,910 to the top, the sand goes to the bottom. 840 01:01:51,212 --> 01:01:54,949 300 barrels of oil from 400 tonnes of sand, 841 01:01:55,082 --> 01:01:57,218 and they've just tapped the surface. 842 01:02:05,594 --> 01:02:07,696 -What do you think of this one? 843 01:02:07,828 --> 01:02:10,197 -Nice. Subtle. 844 01:02:11,799 --> 01:02:13,867 - Jenn, how do you say this? 845 01:02:14,001 --> 01:02:17,438 Fuck... fuck... sia? 846 01:02:17,572 --> 01:02:19,440 -Fuchsia, dummy. 847 01:02:19,574 --> 01:02:21,842 -Fuchsia? That's--that's dumb. 848 01:02:23,911 --> 01:02:25,746 -Oh! Ladies! Please don't apply 849 01:02:25,879 --> 01:02:28,550 the product directly to your face. 850 01:02:28,683 --> 01:02:30,484 -But-- -It's unsanitary. 851 01:02:30,619 --> 01:02:33,754 You put it on your hand, 852 01:02:33,887 --> 01:02:36,757 like this. Hmm? -Hmm! 853 01:02:38,292 --> 01:02:40,361 -This is the last lime one. Do you think you have another 854 01:02:40,494 --> 01:02:43,330 in the back maybe? -Oh? Let me go and check. 855 01:02:43,464 --> 01:02:45,266 It's pretty popular, we should have it. 856 01:02:45,399 --> 01:02:47,535 -That's so ugly. -What are you talking about? 857 01:02:49,036 --> 01:02:50,271 -Izzy! -Come on. 858 01:02:50,404 --> 01:02:51,405 -Izzy, don't! 859 01:03:06,220 --> 01:03:08,757 -It's just a big makeup company, what do you care? 860 01:03:08,889 --> 01:03:11,058 -It's wrong. -It's not hurting anyone. 861 01:03:11,191 --> 01:03:13,127 They'll never even notice. -That's not the point. 862 01:03:13,260 --> 01:03:15,829 -Hey, guys. -Hi, Robin. 863 01:03:19,133 --> 01:03:20,901 -Am I interrupting something? 864 01:03:21,835 --> 01:03:23,003 -Well-- -Robin, do you think 865 01:03:23,137 --> 01:03:25,072 it's wrong to steal a $5 lip gloss 866 01:03:25,205 --> 01:03:27,441 from a giant corporation that owns the whole world? 867 01:03:29,476 --> 01:03:32,946 -Is it a good colour? -You guys are assholes. 868 01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:36,216 -Oh, come on. I thought you two were supposed to be so tough. 869 01:03:39,788 --> 01:03:42,456 -We already got caught once for shoplifting, okay? 870 01:03:42,590 --> 01:03:45,059 -And if we get caught again, we'll, like, go to prison. 871 01:03:45,192 --> 01:03:48,295 -Who told you that? -Come on, Natalie. 872 01:03:58,205 --> 01:04:00,341 -This is the lip gloss in question. 873 01:04:00,474 --> 01:04:04,011 Well, what do you think? -Very pretty. 874 01:04:07,247 --> 01:04:09,850 -You want to try it? 875 01:04:10,719 --> 01:04:12,086 -Sure. 876 01:04:34,609 --> 01:04:38,646 - No, no, no. Those. 877 01:04:38,780 --> 01:04:40,447 -These? -Mmhm. 878 01:04:44,786 --> 01:04:46,887 - What? 879 01:04:47,020 --> 01:04:50,391 -Excuse me. -Yes? 880 01:04:50,525 --> 01:04:53,026 -Do you happen have another pair of these? 881 01:04:54,194 --> 01:04:56,463 -Hold on. Let me check. 882 01:05:03,170 --> 01:05:04,238 -Okay, now! 883 01:05:04,371 --> 01:05:05,740 -♪ Just your A-boys ♪ 884 01:05:05,874 --> 01:05:08,942 ♪ We will always be, we will always be ♪ 885 01:05:09,076 --> 01:05:12,647 ♪ We will always be your A-boys ♪♪ 886 01:05:12,781 --> 01:05:14,816 -Nice try, dummies. 887 01:05:18,653 --> 01:05:20,855 -Don't sulk, please. -It was just a pair 888 01:05:20,988 --> 01:05:22,990 of stupid sunglasses. 889 01:05:24,258 --> 01:05:25,926 -Do you think you have to steal so people will like you? 890 01:05:27,261 --> 01:05:29,430 -"You're allowed to have more than one friend, you know." 891 01:05:32,366 --> 01:05:33,902 -Are these the kind of people you want to be friends with 892 01:05:34,034 --> 01:05:36,270 if they want you to steal for them? 893 01:05:37,137 --> 01:05:39,306 -Izzy had nothing to do with it. 894 01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:41,910 -So you're trying to impress her? 895 01:05:42,042 --> 01:05:44,913 Was she impressed? 896 01:05:45,045 --> 01:05:47,247 Are you impressed with yourself? 897 01:05:53,086 --> 01:05:55,088 What if they'd called the police? 898 01:05:56,190 --> 01:05:58,292 I'm trying to be your friend, here. 899 01:06:02,262 --> 01:06:04,498 But maybe that's a mistake. 900 01:06:59,854 --> 01:07:01,856 -So. 901 01:07:01,990 --> 01:07:04,157 -So. 902 01:07:10,999 --> 01:07:12,700 -Where were you yesterday? 903 01:07:14,401 --> 01:07:17,371 -Hanging out. -Hanging out? 904 01:07:18,740 --> 01:07:20,542 -Just... hanging out. 905 01:07:23,143 --> 01:07:24,746 With Izzy. 906 01:07:25,613 --> 01:07:28,516 -Just hanging out with Izzy? 907 01:07:29,349 --> 01:07:31,418 -Ow! What the hell? 908 01:07:40,562 --> 01:07:42,730 -Put your fingers in your mouth. 909 01:07:42,864 --> 01:07:45,065 -What? 910 01:07:45,198 --> 01:07:48,201 -Put your fingers in your mouth. 911 01:07:59,112 --> 01:08:00,748 Now say something. 912 01:08:03,885 --> 01:08:05,520 -Sausages. 913 01:08:16,030 --> 01:08:17,497 -Say Izzy. 914 01:08:33,848 --> 01:08:35,516 Say Isabella. 915 01:08:37,619 --> 01:08:38,886 -Isabella. 916 01:08:39,020 --> 01:08:40,655 -What are you doing? Gross. 917 01:08:41,990 --> 01:08:45,192 Why are you here? -I want my fishing magazine! 918 01:08:45,325 --> 01:08:47,160 - It's gone, man. 919 01:08:47,294 --> 01:08:48,362 -Gone? -I burned it. 920 01:08:48,495 --> 01:08:51,131 What are you two? -Shut up. 921 01:08:51,264 --> 01:08:54,334 -I'll tell you what you are, you're a couple of gross freaks! 922 01:08:56,336 --> 01:08:58,973 OW! MY ARM! 923 01:08:59,107 --> 01:09:01,475 AGH! Oh! 924 01:09:03,111 --> 01:09:05,245 -Whoa! 925 01:09:07,682 --> 01:09:09,316 -OW! 926 01:09:15,990 --> 01:09:18,392 -That's so messed up. 927 01:09:28,435 --> 01:09:31,606 I bought these for you. 928 01:09:32,472 --> 01:09:34,809 For my birthday. 929 01:09:36,611 --> 01:09:38,445 -Thanks! 930 01:09:39,514 --> 01:09:41,516 Happy Birthday. 931 01:09:48,656 --> 01:09:50,825 -What's this? -Nothing. 932 01:09:55,530 --> 01:09:58,365 Carter pinched me. But it's nothing. 933 01:10:03,503 --> 01:10:04,906 -Are you okay? 934 01:10:08,543 --> 01:10:11,378 -I don't know. 935 01:10:46,614 --> 01:10:48,683 It's easier with you. 936 01:11:14,075 --> 01:11:16,443 It looks like it's falling on us. 937 01:11:19,113 --> 01:11:21,381 -It is. 938 01:11:41,669 --> 01:11:44,806 -Daniel, hi. -Annie, hello. 939 01:11:46,107 --> 01:11:49,877 -You look very handsome. -Thank you. So do you. 940 01:11:51,746 --> 01:11:53,714 -Oh! 941 01:11:54,582 --> 01:11:57,384 Mm! Is that Van Dyke? 942 01:11:57,518 --> 01:11:59,954 -I don't know. Uh, it's all they had left at the pharmacy. 943 01:12:00,087 --> 01:12:01,856 So. 944 01:12:01,989 --> 01:12:03,291 -So. Heh. 945 01:12:03,423 --> 01:12:05,392 Here we are. 946 01:12:05,526 --> 01:12:07,360 Dan'n'Annie. 947 01:12:07,494 --> 01:12:10,463 - That's right. 948 01:12:16,971 --> 01:12:18,940 Oh. 949 01:12:19,073 --> 01:12:21,474 -There you go. 950 01:12:21,609 --> 01:12:22,844 -Thank you. 951 01:12:22,977 --> 01:12:24,979 - I just... 952 01:12:25,112 --> 01:12:27,480 don't know. 953 01:12:28,950 --> 01:12:30,585 -Can you come up here and tell me? 954 01:12:30,718 --> 01:12:33,486 -I don't want to climb into the treehouse, Carter. 955 01:12:33,621 --> 01:12:36,824 -It's not a treehouse. It's a rocket ship. 956 01:12:41,329 --> 01:12:44,065 I stole us beers from my sister. 957 01:12:47,201 --> 01:12:49,237 Okay, I'll come down. 958 01:12:49,369 --> 01:12:51,839 -No. Stay up there. 959 01:12:59,180 --> 01:13:00,147 I kissed Robin. 960 01:13:06,453 --> 01:13:08,089 -Can't you just come up here? 961 01:13:09,156 --> 01:13:11,391 -I'm sorry. 962 01:13:24,471 --> 01:13:25,873 -So the horse then says, 963 01:13:26,007 --> 01:13:29,043 "Oh, my God. It's talking dog." 964 01:13:29,176 --> 01:13:31,879 -See? You do know a joke. 965 01:13:33,714 --> 01:13:35,316 -Jokes are for people who aren't funny. 966 01:13:35,448 --> 01:13:37,752 -Mm! I've got one. 967 01:13:38,719 --> 01:13:41,088 What do you call a beaver 968 01:13:41,222 --> 01:13:42,924 on skates? 969 01:13:43,658 --> 01:13:45,927 Yes, please. 970 01:14:12,086 --> 01:14:14,021 -ROBIN! 971 01:14:19,193 --> 01:14:21,028 ROBIN! 972 01:14:25,333 --> 01:14:27,568 -Deep-fried wontons, 973 01:14:27,702 --> 01:14:30,905 green onion cake, sliced barbequed pork, 974 01:14:31,038 --> 01:14:34,474 egg rolls, and... a couple cans of cola. 975 01:14:35,676 --> 01:14:38,579 Yeah. Okay. 976 01:14:40,114 --> 01:14:41,615 On hold. 977 01:14:41,749 --> 01:14:44,251 -Your mom lets you order food on your own? 978 01:14:44,385 --> 01:14:46,721 -Yeah, I do it all the time. 979 01:14:47,855 --> 01:14:50,658 Care for a drink before dinner? 980 01:14:53,493 --> 01:14:56,530 - Dan'an'Annie! 981 01:14:57,331 --> 01:15:00,067 A-Dan'an'Annie! 982 01:15:04,605 --> 01:15:06,307 Oh! 983 01:15:11,112 --> 01:15:13,981 -Thank you for the invitation, Annie. 984 01:15:14,115 --> 01:15:15,282 -You're leaving? 985 01:15:15,416 --> 01:15:17,651 -Yeah. It's time for me to go. 986 01:15:18,586 --> 01:15:21,422 -Your aura just got all judge-y. 987 01:15:23,057 --> 01:15:24,959 -Take care of yourself, all right? 988 01:15:25,092 --> 01:15:26,894 Take a cab home. 989 01:15:39,306 --> 01:15:40,408 - Shit. 990 01:15:57,526 --> 01:15:59,960 -♪ She's a cool ♪ 991 01:16:00,094 --> 01:16:03,798 ♪ Blonde, scheming bitch ♪ 992 01:16:04,698 --> 01:16:07,635 ♪ She makes my body twitch ♪ 993 01:16:08,636 --> 01:16:12,206 ♪ Walkin' down the corridor ♪ 994 01:16:14,975 --> 01:16:17,411 ♪ You can hear ♪ 995 01:16:17,546 --> 01:16:20,815 ♪ Her stilettos click ♪ 996 01:16:21,816 --> 01:16:24,151 ♪ I want her so much I feel ♪ 997 01:16:24,285 --> 01:16:26,454 ♪ Sick ♪ 998 01:16:26,587 --> 01:16:28,656 ♪ The girl can't help it ♪ 999 01:16:28,789 --> 01:16:31,659 ♪ She really can't help it now ♪ 1000 01:16:32,660 --> 01:16:34,595 ♪ It's like a high school ♪ 1001 01:16:34,728 --> 01:16:38,632 ♪ A high school confidential ♪ 1002 01:16:41,902 --> 01:16:43,504 ♪ A high school ♪ 1003 01:16:43,637 --> 01:16:47,908 ♪ A high school confidential ♪ 1004 01:16:50,144 --> 01:16:52,646 ♪ Teenage Brandos ♪ 1005 01:16:52,780 --> 01:16:55,916 ♪ Stalk her in hall ♪ -Huh. 1006 01:16:57,118 --> 01:16:58,486 You did these. -♪ They tease her ♪ 1007 01:16:58,619 --> 01:17:00,621 ♪ With catcalls ♪ 1008 01:17:00,754 --> 01:17:03,290 ♪ She's a combination ♪ 1009 01:17:03,424 --> 01:17:07,962 ♪ Anita Eckberg, Mamie Van Doren ♪♪ 1010 01:17:27,314 --> 01:17:29,383 -Carter! 1011 01:17:29,518 --> 01:17:32,419 - What are you doing? 1012 01:17:32,554 --> 01:17:33,921 -Don't you look at me. 1013 01:17:34,054 --> 01:17:36,625 -Carter, what the hell? -What are you doing?! 1014 01:17:36,757 --> 01:17:38,192 -Carter, get down from there! -Carter! Don't touch that! 1015 01:17:38,325 --> 01:17:39,827 -Seriously, put it down, Carter! 1016 01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:42,163 -Carter, it's not funny! -Carter, STOP IT! 1017 01:17:43,063 --> 01:17:44,999 - What was that for?! 1018 01:17:45,132 --> 01:17:47,968 -Carter, stop! Get down! -Carter, what the hell? 1019 01:17:48,102 --> 01:17:50,304 - Get off! Get out! 1020 01:17:52,973 --> 01:17:54,341 What are you doing? Carter? -Carter! 1021 01:17:54,475 --> 01:17:56,578 Put it down. Carter, stop it! -Carter, don't! 1022 01:17:56,710 --> 01:17:59,947 -CARTER, STOP! STOP IT! -CARTER! 1023 01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:02,584 What are you doing?! Stop! -Stop it, Carter! Put it down! 1024 01:18:08,956 --> 01:18:11,593 - CARTER, GET OUT! 1025 01:18:11,725 --> 01:18:14,195 NO, CARTER! JUST STOP! 1026 01:18:14,328 --> 01:18:17,566 - STOP! - Please, don't! GET OUT! 1027 01:18:22,069 --> 01:18:24,639 -IZZY! IZZY! -MOM! 1028 01:18:27,408 --> 01:18:29,944 - WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! 1029 01:18:30,077 --> 01:18:32,514 You get out of my house! 1030 01:18:34,882 --> 01:18:37,017 GET OUT! - Please! 1031 01:18:38,085 --> 01:18:40,421 -I WILL RUIN YOU! You little piece of-- 1032 01:18:40,555 --> 01:18:42,657 AGH! Oh! 1033 01:18:42,790 --> 01:18:44,792 YOU SHIT! 1034 01:19:58,365 --> 01:20:01,035 - Hello? 1035 01:20:03,837 --> 01:20:05,640 Hello? 1036 01:20:05,774 --> 01:20:07,808 - OVER HERE! 1037 01:20:28,062 --> 01:20:30,331 -What's going on? 1038 01:20:42,910 --> 01:20:45,045 How can you drink that? 1039 01:20:52,386 --> 01:20:54,021 -I'm sorry. 1040 01:20:54,154 --> 01:20:56,390 -I don't care. 1041 01:20:56,524 --> 01:20:58,526 -I mean before. 1042 01:21:01,763 --> 01:21:04,231 We were assholes. 1043 01:21:05,933 --> 01:21:08,469 I was. 1044 01:21:08,603 --> 01:21:11,071 -And you're not anymore? 1045 01:21:31,158 --> 01:21:33,327 -Can I touch your hair? 1046 01:21:33,460 --> 01:21:35,195 -Yes. 1047 01:21:41,068 --> 01:21:42,369 - Hello, girls. 1048 01:21:42,503 --> 01:21:45,339 -Carter-- -Oh no, don't get up. 1049 01:21:45,472 --> 01:21:47,542 -Stop it! -No, please, have a seat. 1050 01:21:47,675 --> 01:21:49,276 -What are you doing here?! -Stop it! 1051 01:21:49,410 --> 01:21:51,613 - You want some, Marnold? 1052 01:21:56,150 --> 01:21:58,620 So you're cool now, is that the idea? 1053 01:21:58,753 --> 01:22:01,388 -Give it back! 1054 01:22:06,561 --> 01:22:10,665 - GET OFF OF HIM! GET OFF! 1055 01:22:13,601 --> 01:22:16,638 -Finally! This is what I've been waiting for. 1056 01:22:17,772 --> 01:22:19,541 Fight back! 1057 01:22:24,011 --> 01:22:25,412 -Stop it! -What are you doing? 1058 01:22:25,547 --> 01:22:27,515 Stop hitting yourself. -Stop it! Cut it out! 1059 01:22:27,649 --> 01:22:29,416 -I thought you were gonna fight back. 1060 01:22:29,551 --> 01:22:30,552 -FUCK OFF! 1061 01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:40,160 What are you? 1062 01:22:50,404 --> 01:22:52,306 Holy shit. 1063 01:23:02,082 --> 01:23:04,351 Just give it. 1064 01:24:15,690 --> 01:24:17,592 - Fight back! Fight back! 1065 01:25:23,290 --> 01:25:26,193 -♪ What's falling apart ♪ 1066 01:25:26,326 --> 01:25:28,863 ♪ Waking up from a teenage dream ♪ 1067 01:25:28,997 --> 01:25:31,799 ♪ It's the hardest part ♪ 1068 01:25:31,933 --> 01:25:36,169 ♪ To face the truth, accept defeat, hey! ♪ 1069 01:25:47,048 --> 01:25:50,217 ♪ Hangin' on by your fingertips ♪ 1070 01:25:50,350 --> 01:25:52,185 ♪ Hangin' on, but you're tired now ♪ 1071 01:25:52,319 --> 01:25:55,790 ♪ You hold, you got that, then you let go ♪ 1072 01:25:55,923 --> 01:25:59,159 ♪ Free-falling in slow motion, oh yeah ♪ 1073 01:25:59,292 --> 01:26:01,428 ♪ Another day was coming ♪ 1074 01:26:01,562 --> 01:26:04,098 ♪ Did you think it's gonna last forever? ♪ 1075 01:26:04,231 --> 01:26:06,634 ♪ If you did, you'd recall ♪ 1076 01:26:06,768 --> 01:26:09,737 ♪ You'd recall, you'd recall ♪ 1077 01:26:09,871 --> 01:26:12,272 ♪ The wall-to-wall will disappear ♪ 1078 01:26:12,406 --> 01:26:15,109 ♪ They all moved on and left you here ♪ 1079 01:26:15,242 --> 01:26:18,146 ♪ Wishing you could be ♪ 1080 01:26:18,278 --> 01:26:21,115 ♪ A kid again ♪ 1081 01:26:21,248 --> 01:26:23,818 ♪ Back then, in a simpler time ♪ 1082 01:26:23,951 --> 01:26:27,421 ♪ It's too late, the flaw in the design ♪ 1083 01:26:32,060 --> 01:26:34,227 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1084 01:26:37,865 --> 01:26:40,568 ♪ On the street when the sun goes down ♪ 1085 01:26:40,702 --> 01:26:43,437 ♪ Angry kids with nowhere to go ♪ 1086 01:26:43,571 --> 01:26:46,373 ♪ Aluminum machines and the neon lights ♪ 1087 01:26:46,507 --> 01:26:48,910 ♪ Are just memories of you and I ♪ 1088 01:26:49,043 --> 01:26:51,713 ♪ An afterthought that makes us sigh ♪ 1089 01:26:51,846 --> 01:26:54,649 ♪ It all gets washed away in time ♪ 1090 01:26:54,782 --> 01:26:57,417 ♪ An afterthought that makes us sigh ♪ 1091 01:26:57,552 --> 01:27:00,755 ♪ It all gets washed away in time ♪ 1092 01:27:00,888 --> 01:27:02,824 ♪ Everyone you used to know ♪ 1093 01:27:02,957 --> 01:27:06,226 ♪ Now, they've gone and left you here ♪ 1094 01:27:06,359 --> 01:27:08,596 ♪ Wishing someone ♪ 1095 01:27:08,730 --> 01:27:12,200 ♪ Could take it all away ♪ 1096 01:27:12,332 --> 01:27:14,769 ♪ That was a simpler time ♪ 1097 01:27:14,902 --> 01:27:16,436 ♪ It's too late ♪ 1098 01:27:17,304 --> 01:27:19,774 ♪ The flaw in the design ♪ 1099 01:27:24,277 --> 01:27:26,279 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 75434

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