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Previously on Sweetbitter...
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- What do you taste?
- How do you know all of this?
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Be nice to Will, okay? He's sweet.
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She wants us to go home.
Back to the Cape.
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I hate the Cape.
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I... I have some wine books
if you'd like to borrow them.
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So, your day off tomorrow.
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Let's go see a movie or
something, like real humans.
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Sorry, it's not right.
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I'm used to being alone.
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Me too.
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synced and corrected by susinz
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This must be a special night.
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Ooh, you two are so beautiful.
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I might spit in your food.
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Hello there.
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So, I am thinking a '95 Haut-Brion?
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Good.
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All right, I'll leave you two alone.
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Hmm.
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This is what you wanted?
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Yes.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Hey! Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Hi.
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Mom, you remember...
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Of course. Wait...
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Soccer or softball?
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Soccer.
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How crazy that we're both here.
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We just came for the weekend.
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We came to sightsee.
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We saw Drowsy Chaperone.
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- Wow.
- What're you doing here?
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Um, I live here.
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- Really?
- Uh, yeah.
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Wow, who'd you move here with?
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Just me.
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You moved here by yourself?
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Oh, my God. I could never do that.
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No, she couldn't.
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You... your mother clearly
didn't baby you.
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- Mom.
- What?
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Uh, it was her dad. Her dad raised her.
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Oh.
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Well, he raised a very independent girl.
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Are you going in?
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Yes, why don't you join us?
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Um, I just, uh, I-I can't.
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I'm meeting a friend for lunch
now, so...
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It's my day off.
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Well, what a shame.
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It's so nice to see you all grown up.
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Have fun.
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- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
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That was a nice surprise.
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Well, I didn't know her that well.
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Have you decided on what you'd like?
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Uh, yeah, could I...
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Do you happen to have
a merlot from France?
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Sorry, our merlot's from California.
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Would you like to try it?
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Uh, yeah, sure. Thanks.
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Thanks, Josh.
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- Isn't it? Good.
- Okay.
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- Yeah.
- Told you you'd like it.
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Oh, thanks.
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Hi.
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Sorry, I was in
the neighborhood, and I...
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remembered the wine books that you
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offered me, so I just thought you...
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- I should've called first.
- It's fine.
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Come in.
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Really.
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Come in.
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Now you know my secret.
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I'm a slob.
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Are you sure it's okay that I'm here?
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It's fine.
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Hey, are you hungry? Grilled cheese?
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Uh, yeah.
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I'm starving.
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- Good.
- Thanks.
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Wow, this is, uh...
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My friend Maureen painted that.
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What about this? It's beautiful.
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Flea market.
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I had no idea my home
was so fascinating.
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Oh, my God, this isn't real.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, every year my,
uh... my landlord begs me
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to let him rip it out, and put
in a proper bathroom, but...
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No, I mean, you... you can't, ever.
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It's just...
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Exactly.
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Yeah, I, uh...
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I laid eyes on this tub...
oof... 16 years ago.
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And I just, uh...
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I immediately saw my life.
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What do you mean?
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Well, I... I was gonna take
gigantic bubble baths,
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while reading Barthes,
and I would drink in it,
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and fuck in it, and hold court in it,
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and become a regular at the
best neighborhood restaurant.
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And I would eventually get a job, uh,
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that gave me the whole city.
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All 'cause of this bathtub.
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I had to live a life worthy of it.
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And then this showerhead monstrosity.
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Jake put it up for me years ago.
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It has never once stopped leaking.
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Feel free to kick me out.
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You are too much.
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Let's make lunch.
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It was the wrong number.
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Um, excuse me for a minute.
I think I'll get changed.
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Thin slices would be best.
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Oh, dear, I gotta give you
a better knife.
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You won't cut yourself
if the knife is sharp.
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Hmm.
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Your mother never made you help?
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That's how it started for me.
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French toast.
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Uh, we ate a lot of food
you just added water to.
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Would you get the champagne
out of the refrigerator?
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Sure.
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Very good, and a couple of glasses.
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To taste?
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No, um, with sparkling,
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you can condition the glasses
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so that when you pour
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you don't lose any of the carbonation,
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which is kind of the
whole point, don't you think?
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Wow.
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It's the wine of kings.
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Mm.
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You ever had real champagne before?
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No.
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What's the difference?
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Champagne is a place, actually,
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in Northern France,
with a very specific terroir.
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Terroir.
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Good, terroir.
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Uh, the literal translation is "earth."
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Or "the ground."
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Everything that is born into this world
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comes through its very own
particular climate,
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and soil, and time of year.
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And the idea with wine
is that you can...
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You can taste the terroir.
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Champagne is a tricky one.
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Um, it's been
mass-produced and corrupted.
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Yet...
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Its essence is unmistakable.
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Once heard someone describe champagne as
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a sword wrapped in whipped cream.
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Sounds pretentious, doesn't it?
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I know it grates on everybody
at the restaurant.
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No, it... no, it doesn't.
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Yeah.
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You couldn't even say that.
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Okay, maybe a little.
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But it's only because
you're better at everything
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than everyone, and if you were gone
they wouldn't know what to do.
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They managed.
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Uh, when I lived in France.
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You lived in France?
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Mm-hmm.
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In Champagne, actually.
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That's so weird.
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Weird?
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I don't know, I just...
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I can't even imagine you
anywhere but the restaurant.
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Mmm.
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Mmm!
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So what're you doing
with the rest of your day?
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I have to pack.
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You're going to the Cape, right?
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Did he mention that?
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Yeah.
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Uh, I could help you pack.
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Okay.
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- Mm-hmm.
- To cheese.
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Is the Cape beautiful?
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Yes, it is, but we're
not going for a vacation.
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We're selling our house.
We have to clean it out.
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Don't you guys live
next door to each other?
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We did, but, um,
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he moved in with us
after his mother died.
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His mom died?
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Yes.
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How old was he?
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He was eight. And he...
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moved in with my family and
I ended up taking care of him.
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So you're like a second mom to him?
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Something like that.
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Now he's being a brat
about going away for one day.
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Well, it makes sense.
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Uh, after what happened there.
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His mother dying.
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Well, it's one day.
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I don't think it's too much to ask.
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Huh. I have no idea.
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Oh, I... oh.
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- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
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Oh!
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Oh, my God.
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I mean...
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Uh!
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Aren't you gonna see who sent them?
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I know.
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They're from a man
who thinks he can have
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everything he wants.
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Well, do you want me to get rid of them?
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Mm-hmm.
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Gone.
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- More?
- Yeah.
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Here.
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Ah!
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Ah.
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Ah, phew.
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I'll clean this up later.
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Can I get in?
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Sure.
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Now I'm never gonna leave.
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I ran into some people from home today.
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Two people who think I'm crazy
for coming here alone.
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Well, it's not the usual choice.
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It's not a mistake, is it?
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Coming here?
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No.
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No.
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New York is never a mistake.
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Jake, however, is.
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Some men like to pretend that
they are damaged and dangerous
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for the effect,
but some men actually are.
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And they won't just
be a cool story for later.
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Yeah, it won't matter, will it?
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I mean, I guess it never does.
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I don't have a mother.
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I know.
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I don't think we need
to go over this again.
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I'll call you back, my love.
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Did you have a nice sleep?
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Um...
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Yeah.
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I guess so.
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What time is it?
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6:00.
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I guess I was comfortable.
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You look beautiful.
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Is it for flower man?
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Uh, well, thanks for the grilled cheese.
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And the champagne.
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My pleasure. Any time.
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Really?
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Yes, of course.
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Uh, okay, um,
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have a good trip.
I'll see you when you're back.
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Oh, the books.
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Thanks.
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Ugh.
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Thank you, gentlemen.
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It's amazing how much we waste here.
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Isn't it your day off?
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Yep.
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Yes, it is.
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Fucking starving!
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Oh, look, baby monster
lurking in the shadows.
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I... I was just
with some friends nearby.
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Liar.
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You guys going to Home Bar?
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We're gonna eat.
275
00:22:12,436 --> 00:22:14,726
My choice, my place. Sichuan.
276
00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,515
- Wanna come?
- What?
277
00:22:16,608 --> 00:22:18,615
- Best fucking food in New York.
- Yeah, come.
278
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:19,811
Good night, guys.
279
00:22:19,851 --> 00:22:22,163
- You're not coming?
- Nah, bushed.
280
00:22:22,459 --> 00:22:24,000
- Oh, yeah, you are.
- Have fun.
281
00:22:24,101 --> 00:22:25,362
Uh, later, I... I'll see you...
282
00:22:25,461 --> 00:22:26,762
'Ey, hey, hey, don't hit the trash can,
283
00:22:26,863 --> 00:22:28,204
and don't be a pussy, okay?
284
00:22:28,230 --> 00:22:29,319
You hungry?
285
00:22:30,507 --> 00:22:32,936
Yeah, I am. I'm starving, actually.
286
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:34,451
Good night, Howard.
287
00:22:34,476 --> 00:22:35,819
'Night, Howard.
288
00:22:36,258 --> 00:22:38,694
- How was work?
- Good night, Howard.
289
00:22:38,756 --> 00:22:40,017
Good night.
290
00:22:52,556 --> 00:22:55,098
How do you guys do this?
I cannot feel my face.
291
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:58,476
- That's so fucking hot.
- So hot, so spicy.
292
00:22:58,576 --> 00:23:00,878
My face is gonna fall the fuck off.
293
00:23:00,979 --> 00:23:02,800
I don't know how to use these.
294
00:23:02,901 --> 00:23:04,382
Someone teach her how
to use chopsticks please.
295
00:23:04,461 --> 00:23:07,285
- Ugh.
- Oh, my God.
296
00:23:07,384 --> 00:23:09,147
That is so dramatic.
297
00:23:09,173 --> 00:23:10,808
- It's tripe, try it.
- Tripe?
298
00:23:10,834 --> 00:23:13,413
Yeah, try it. So damn good.
299
00:23:14,152 --> 00:23:16,253
- I need more rice.
- Spicy food boosts metabolism.
300
00:23:16,354 --> 00:23:18,561
- Ooh, 'scuse me.
- You're welcome.
301
00:23:19,569 --> 00:23:20,773
Baby.
302
00:23:20,798 --> 00:23:22,621
Chinese food, man... you
think I make this shit at home?
303
00:23:22,721 --> 00:23:24,222
Just because I'm Asian? Fuck that.
304
00:23:25,763 --> 00:23:27,375
- Look who showed up.
- Oh, no.
305
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,304
- Didn't know you were coming.
- You're welcome.
306
00:23:30,169 --> 00:23:31,950
So, what up? Let's order more.
307
00:23:31,974 --> 00:23:33,592
Fuck, what're we waiting for?
308
00:23:33,692 --> 00:23:35,500
Comes in late, eats all the food,
309
00:23:35,525 --> 00:23:37,538
doesn't leave a fucking dime.
310
00:23:37,655 --> 00:23:40,007
Fuck you, pass the eggplant.
311
00:23:40,476 --> 00:23:43,000
All right, so... last meal.
312
00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:44,563
What would it be?
313
00:23:44,587 --> 00:23:47,567
Ooh, salmon pastrami
from Russ and Daughters,
314
00:23:47,666 --> 00:23:49,848
and, like, three bagels at least.
315
00:23:49,949 --> 00:23:51,882
Shackburger and a fucking
milkshake, I don't know.
316
00:23:51,906 --> 00:23:54,327
One thousand hot dogs.
317
00:23:54,353 --> 00:23:58,358
My Nonna's bolognese. It takes
8 hours to make. Amazing!
318
00:23:58,384 --> 00:24:02,060
Omakase. 34 courses.
Yesuda does it himself.
319
00:24:02,429 --> 00:24:04,335
- Oysters.
- And?
320
00:24:05,311 --> 00:24:06,319
Toast.
321
00:24:06,345 --> 00:24:08,347
Toast is the fucking best.
322
00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:09,608
Thank you.
323
00:24:09,634 --> 00:24:12,386
- Good job, baby monster.
- That's my shit.
324
00:24:12,412 --> 00:24:15,634
I can't eat any more.
This is kind of disgusting.
325
00:24:15,734 --> 00:24:18,038
Why is there's all these spoons here?
326
00:24:18,093 --> 00:24:19,601
Can I bum one of those?
327
00:24:21,621 --> 00:24:23,363
- Good job, baby monster.
- That's it, girl.
328
00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,046
Thank you.
329
00:24:33,796 --> 00:24:36,016
Oh, no, we've never seen
him this animated.
330
00:24:36,115 --> 00:24:37,913
It's horrifying.
331
00:24:38,398 --> 00:24:40,941
Is this what happens
when we feed you, like...
332
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,064
- Eggplant.
- Tripe! Tripe.
333
00:24:43,163 --> 00:24:44,944
Eat your fucking tripe.
334
00:24:45,272 --> 00:24:47,347
I had another sex dream
about Howard last night.
335
00:24:47,448 --> 00:24:48,788
Dreams are boring.
336
00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:50,711
You know you'll never fuck Howard, yes?
337
00:24:50,810 --> 00:24:53,645
Oh, why not? His wife
died like three years ago.
338
00:24:53,671 --> 00:24:55,804
- It's time to move on.
- Jesus.
339
00:24:56,405 --> 00:24:58,858
Oh, wait, wait, wait, I
got one of those too right here.
340
00:24:58,884 --> 00:25:00,105
Oh, my God, it's b...
341
00:25:00,272 --> 00:25:01,563
Juicy, right?
342
00:25:01,663 --> 00:25:03,319
They're fucking like pepperonis.
343
00:25:03,476 --> 00:25:06,426
- This is so real.
- This is not an appropriate dinnertime topic.
344
00:25:06,508 --> 00:25:08,450
Hey, let's... let's
order something good.
345
00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:10,211
- What the fuck...
- Bok choy, bok choy.
346
00:25:10,310 --> 00:25:11,468
Yeah.
347
00:25:11,698 --> 00:25:13,450
Are you fucking kidding me?
348
00:25:13,474 --> 00:25:14,882
No, no, baby.
349
00:25:16,685 --> 00:25:18,069
Cheers.
350
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,981
- To Howard's dick.
- To Howard's dick.
351
00:25:20,007 --> 00:25:21,788
To Howard's dick.
352
00:25:26,696 --> 00:25:27,960
Take one.
353
00:25:31,511 --> 00:25:33,186
So what did you do today
on your day off?
354
00:25:34,375 --> 00:25:35,757
I, uh,
355
00:25:36,337 --> 00:25:37,546
went for a walk.
356
00:25:37,717 --> 00:25:39,241
- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
357
00:25:41,241 --> 00:25:42,569
I went to the Met.
358
00:25:43,546 --> 00:25:44,741
Mm-hmm?
359
00:25:47,826 --> 00:25:50,048
Jesus Christ, you guys
tell each other everything?
360
00:25:50,282 --> 00:25:51,655
- Yes.
- Right.
361
00:25:52,315 --> 00:25:53,718
So you two have a nice time?
362
00:25:55,349 --> 00:25:56,625
Yeah, we did.
363
00:25:57,546 --> 00:25:59,301
Saw what a shitty plumber you are.
364
00:26:03,518 --> 00:26:04,929
You going home tomorrow?
365
00:26:07,089 --> 00:26:08,280
I don't know.
366
00:26:08,632 --> 00:26:10,788
I don't fucking want to, but...
367
00:26:11,934 --> 00:26:13,265
she doesn't give up.
368
00:26:14,429 --> 00:26:15,741
Wanna know what I think?
369
00:26:16,098 --> 00:26:17,335
Desperately.
370
00:26:19,861 --> 00:26:21,757
I think that...
371
00:26:25,576 --> 00:26:28,866
Home is the past.
372
00:26:30,989 --> 00:26:32,522
Who wants to visit the past?
373
00:26:34,557 --> 00:26:35,875
You're right.
374
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,125
I am?
375
00:26:40,084 --> 00:26:41,194
Yeah.
376
00:27:15,865 --> 00:27:17,210
Tomorrow night.
377
00:27:19,007 --> 00:27:20,054
Yeah?
378
00:27:20,078 --> 00:27:21,319
Ari has a show.
379
00:27:22,980 --> 00:27:24,280
Let's blow it off.
380
00:27:24,997 --> 00:27:26,257
Get some food.
381
00:27:34,902 --> 00:27:36,663
Oh, my God. So full.
382
00:27:37,221 --> 00:27:38,483
- I'm gonna throw up.
- Hello.
383
00:27:38,509 --> 00:27:40,211
- Hey.
- Where'd Jake go?
384
00:27:40,718 --> 00:27:41,731
I don't know.
385
00:27:41,757 --> 00:27:43,528
I'm never eating
another meal in my life.
386
00:27:43,628 --> 00:27:46,481
Baby monster, you owe me $15 for bill.
387
00:27:46,507 --> 00:27:47,520
Thank you.
388
00:27:47,546 --> 00:27:50,056
Of course, fucking Jake left
without leaving us any money.
389
00:27:50,155 --> 00:27:51,257
Too late.
390
00:27:51,356 --> 00:27:53,179
Buy me a hundred drink instead.
391
00:27:53,278 --> 00:27:55,750
- Guys, let's go.
- Fuck you, Baby Chef.
392
00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:57,777
We're not in the kitchen anymore.
393
00:27:59,990 --> 00:28:01,233
Home Bar.
394
00:28:01,881 --> 00:28:03,101
Are you gonna come?
395
00:28:03,740 --> 00:28:04,976
Yeah.
396
00:28:07,613 --> 00:28:08,866
Keep up.
397
00:28:11,866 --> 00:28:15,866
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