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Listen, Barry, we need to be featured more
prominently on your shelves.
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We want Royal Crackers displayed
on the end cap.
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That's right, I know what the end
of the aisle is called now. "End cap."
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Because someone just started watching
Sharktank. It's me. Learned a lot.
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No more BSin' old Stebe.
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What's that? No yeah, yeah,
you're right. You're right.
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I know, look, I'm just...
I'm under a lot of pressure over here.
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I didn't mean to take it out on you.
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Yeah... Yeah.
I'm sorry too Barry.
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Theo what are you doing, I'm practicing my
phone calls! That line could've been hot!
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I'm tired of all this nonsense between us
about who's top dog at this company.
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The tit for tat, the back and forth,
the will they won't they!
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We need to say once and for all
who's in charge of Royal Crackers.
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I'm in charge of the company.
I do all the work.
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Because someone has to keep
the train on the tracks around here.
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You're right. You're so right.
You're the boss.
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Well thank you for admitting that.
Waited a long time to hear you say that.
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I think we should make it official.
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Sign here, and you are officially
the one in charge.
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You got it.
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- Well look at you, top dog!
- Hey, Theo...
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You're a good brother.
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I try.
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You hear that Barry? That's right.
I'm the boss. Me. Stebe Hornsby.
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AKA bossman.
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{\an8}Dad, if you go to jail, does that
make me the man of the house?
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{\an8}- I'm the man of the house!
- Dad's the man of the house!
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He'll always be the man
of the house! You understand!?
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{\an8}Look, I'm sorry for yelling!
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{\an8}But I wouldn't even be in this mess
if it weren't for you.
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{\an8}I fucking knew it. I knew you'd try
to put this on me!
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{\an8}Didn't I say he'd try to find some way
to contort this into being my fault!
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- Didn't I say that, Deb?
- Can we please stop talking like this!?
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If you're found guilty,
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
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I'm not going to jail. We've got the best
lawyer in the world...
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- Darby!
- Yeah! Hell yeah!
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Crap! I took way too long to get ready!
I'm gonna be late!
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Come on!
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What is this guy doing?
Come on!
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What is this guy doing?
Come on!
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- Excuse me?
- Oh, yes?
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Nothing. I was waiting
for you to back out.
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You were in reverse
for a while there.
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Oh, was I? Oh my goodness,
I am sorry about that.
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- Kinda rude!
- What's that?
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I mean, you made it look
like you were leaving?!
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You dick tease your mommy like that?
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- You're a real jerk, you know that?
- I'm not... What the fuck!
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No, No. I'm not the jerk...
You're the jerk around here!
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Sorry, I'm late everyone!
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{\an8}Mr. Blarchard, are you ready to
make your opening statement?
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Not only am I ready your
honor, I'm excited.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
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I'm not just going to prove
my client's innocence,
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I'm going to embarrass
the prosecution...
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For wasting everyone's time.
Because isn't that a horrible thing to do?
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Waste people's time. Like when
someone is in a parking space
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and they have their brake
lights on for a long time.
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It looks like they're going to pull out.
Everyone thinks they're going to pull out.
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Why wouldn't they? So then you sit there,
like an asshole, and wait for them,
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even though you're late for the trial
of Stebe Hornsby.
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But you don't pull out. You just take
forever to straighten out your...
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I was finishing an audiobook!
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That's right.
He's referring to me.
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And I was too distracted
to put my car in park
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because I was finishing an audiobook
on dealing with grief.
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I bought it after the recent passing
of my "mommy".
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A strong independent woman who
died tragically from corporate greed.
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The kind of greed that fuels companies
like Royal Crackers.
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So I ask you, fellow jurors...
Who's the real bad guy here?
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A slightly distracted grieving son?
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Or a soulless, corporate shill hellbent on
protecting his bottom line
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no matter how many mommies
he has to kill?
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Because that's who Stebe Hornsby is.
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Deb... If I don't make it out alive,
it's okay if you want to re-marry.
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Just make sure it's to a close
personal friend of mine.
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Like Ron Dennison or, my dad.
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Never! I'll never give up on us!
You're gonna be fine in there, Stebe!
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Everyone's gonna love you!
Just be yourself!
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You'll serve your time and when
you get out I'll be waiting with nips
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so hard they'll cut through asiago cheese.
Our bed is gonna be so lonely without you.
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That's why I want you to have this.
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Oh my god. What is it?
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It's my cock ring.
A reminder of just how hard we fuck.
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Nobody fucks like we do!
Everyone knows we're the best at it!
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I never stop talking about it!
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Promise me that every night you'll look
at the moon and think of me.
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Cause I'll be doing the same from a dank,
grimy prison cell.
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Where I'll be pleasuring myself.
Thinking about you.
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Oh, Stebe.
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Okay, Stebe. Just be yourself.
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You must be Mr. Hornsby!
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I'm Sandy! Proud warden of Heavenly
Glade Penitentiary!
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Oh my, You're soaked!
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Let's get you in some fresh clothes
before you catch a cold!
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I do apologize for this weather!
This dreaded storm just snuck up on us!
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Yeah, we needed it, though.
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What a unique outlook you have,
Mr. Hornsby!
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It has been quite arid these last
few months. I never considered that!
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Am I gonna have go number two
in front of everyone?
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I think I can do it.
I've been practicing with my son.
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Oh Stebe...
this is white collar prison.
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You don't have to be here,
you get to be here. Here's your room.
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Cool.
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I'm afraid you won't have a bunkmate
to share it with.
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I'm sure you've heard of this dreadful
prison undercrowding situation.
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- Are those parrots?
- Macaw's actually.
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Now please, Mr. Hornsby. Change into
your jumper and get a good nights rest.
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If I hear one sniffle out
of that nose tomorrow morning
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I'll be wrought with guilt.
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How to determine your sleep number.
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Yeah hi.
This is Stebe Hornsby in 228?
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Look, I don't wanna start complaining
the moment I get here,
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I don't wanna be that guy.
But my bed is broken and I'd...
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Yeah. I'm probably doing it wrong.
You're right. You're right.
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I'm sorry. Thank you. Bye.
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Okay, let's try it for real. Yeah.
Hi, this is Stebe Hornsby in 228.
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Yes.
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Hello?
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Oh, wonderful, Stebe come. Please sit
and meet some of your fellow prisoners.
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Hey fellas.
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Gentlemen, this is Stebe.
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Stebe is a fellow CEO and quite
the breath of fresh air.
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Last night he came in soaked
from the storm
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and do you know what he had to say
about it? "We needed it."
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It has been dry!
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You guys are CEO's too?
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Stebe, these are more than CEO's,
they're titans of industry.
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Everyone of these men has been
on the cover of Fortune magazine.
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Then put me on the cover of
Fortun-ate magazine to be at this table.
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What are you in for?
Being a comedian?
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I could be a good friend
to you in here, Stebe.
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We all need friends. Why don't you
meet me in the rec room tonight.
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After lights out.
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- Thanks for coming to movie night, Stebe.
- Are you kidding?
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I couldn't wait to find out what
you were talking about back there!
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Yeah, only hard part is getting everyone
to agree on the same flick!
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Well, maybe I can give it a shot!
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Remote privileges are a pretty
big responsibility.
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- You're sure you're up for it?
- Yeah... Yeah I think so.
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Alright. Just make sure it's
something everyone likes.
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And all the guys are so cool, and smart.
And they feel the same way about me!
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I'm seriously the happiest
I've been in years!
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Stebe, honey, you don't have
put on a brave face for us.
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Oh I'm not! This place is like
summer camp I imagine!
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I guess I was just a little worried that
you'd be really homesick and miss us.
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Not in the slightest!
Isn't that crazy?
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I'm having so much fun!
I actually forgot your name yesterday.
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- You what?
- Yeah.
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I was telling a story and I blanked and
then one guy was like "you mean Deb?"
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and I was like "yeah, Deb!
That's her name!" Isn't that funny?
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No! It's not!
Who are you becoming, Stebe?
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What'd I tell you on the way here, Deb?
This place? It changes you.
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Why don't you shut up?
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Well I'm sorry but maybe if he'd shown me
a little respect when I was on the outside
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I'd be the coolest guy in Bakersfield.
So shut up.
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What the heck has
gotten into you, dude?
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Hey Stebe, c'mon,
we're counting on you!
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Yeah!
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Alright here we go!
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What are you gonna blow our
minds with tonight, Stebe?
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Settle down boys. I do have a selection
that I think everyone's gonna love.
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I know you're all skeptical
about rom coms...
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Stebe...
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But that's just because
you've all been hurt before.
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Which is exactly where
Kathryn Heigl finds herself
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at the beginning of tonight's film.
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Gentlemen, sorry to interrupt,
this fellow criminal
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has joined our ranks... somehow.
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No...
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It can't be!
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- Theo?!
- What up limp dicks?!
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Theo, what are you doing here!?
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I took a hit on some of your charges
so I could protect you in here!
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Everyone at home is worried about you,
dude! You should see dad! He's a mess!
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Protect me?
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Let me explain something to you,
little bro...
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Those guys down there?
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They're sensitive, complicated
and have incredibly high standards.
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That's why they like me.
On the outside...
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I was just another rich white man
running a snack food company.
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But in here? I'm a god. And everyone
knows not to fuck with me.
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Now, if you don't mind... I need the room.
I've got a violin lesson in five minutes.
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What the hell is going on in here?
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Theo's been making us bust
a gut all week
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so we thought we'd let him have
the remote and pick something.
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But I'm in charge of the remote.
You guys gave me remote privileges.
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Stebe, relax.
I'm just showing one movie.
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Stebe, you ok?
You don't seem like yourself.
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Well I'm not!
Because he's ruining prison for me!
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Sounds like somebody here
couldn't find their sleep number!
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Mr. Hornsby,
I need to speak with you.
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- Yeah what's up, Jack.
- It's... your brother.
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He's not getting along so swimmingly
with our other guests here.
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Oh, really? I thought he had everyone
eating out of his hand.
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No, I'm afraid not.
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Last night, as I'm sure you know...
he put on a terrifying snuff film...
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- What?
- Called "Jurassic Park".
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These guys aren't ready for horror films!
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Well, some of the men
had trouble sleeping.
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One of them even had a nightmare.
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I'm afraid your brother may be becoming...
a bit of a handful.
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If you don't mind me saying.
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Yeah, big handful of crap.
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- Indeed.
- Don't worry, Sandy.
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- I'll take care of this shit.
- Certainly.
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Hey, Bro. You comin' to movie night?
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I'm showing your favorite!
Shrek the Third!
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It's not my favorite movie.
It's my favorite Shrek movie.
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There are other Shrek movies?
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Sorry, I think I'm gonna pass.
Stay here and finish writing my novel.
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Okay.
Hey... Are you mad at me?
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Oh for taking over my role
as movie picker?
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You know I guess I was a little upset
but I had a good night sleep about it,
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and now I feel like everything's
gonna be okay.
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Stebe, you really are a great big brother,
aren't you?
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I know I don't tell you that enough.
But I'm always thinking it. Always.
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Hey. You're gonna be late.
You should get a move on.
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Yeah.
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- What up twinkie dicks?
- There he is!
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- Where's the remote, Theo?!
- What? I dunno.
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Hey hey hey, what is going on here?
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We're trying to find the remote
your limp dick brother lost.
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Wait, what? Is this true?
Theo, did you lose the remote?
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No! I didn't... I didn't lose it,
I don't know where it is!
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Hold on, we can figure this out.
Who had remote privileges last?
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- Theo did!
- I see why this is so terrible for Theo.
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Gosh, I'm starting to feel like giving
you remote privileges
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might have been a mistake.
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- Obviously, Stebe!
- Yeah, you're right, it is obvious, Terry.
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But remember I walked in late so I'm still
piecing this whole nightmare together.
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Hey guys! I think I found it!
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Oh, you did?! See, I told you
dickheads I didn't lose it.
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Sure did.
Here it is, brother.
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God damn, this caviar's makin' me wet!
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I'll be right back, fellas!
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Hey, guys. You hear?
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The guards are saying it might be over
a week until a new remote arrives.
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00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:44,681
- Oh, God!
- What?!
240
00:16:44,682 --> 00:16:46,961
Great! Now someone's gonna have to push
the buttons manually!
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This whole thing is a nightmare!
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00:16:48,682 --> 00:16:50,522
I guess that's one way
to handle the situation.
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Stebe? What do you mean?
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00:16:52,802 --> 00:16:55,961
Well, I know when I was in charge of movie
night it ran like a well-oiled machine.
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But once again my brother comes along,
tells everyone a few knock-knock jokes
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00:16:59,082 --> 00:17:03,321
and suddenly, the machine breaks down.
Well, I say the buck stops here.
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I hope this is one
of your fantastic jokes.
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When I first showed up
here I was told
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you were a bunch of CEO's capable
of making hard decisions.
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But right now all I see are a bunch
of pussy ass bitches
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who don't seem to remember what we do
with dead weight in the business world.
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Are you asking what I
think you're asking?
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Theo's contract is up for termination.
And I'm not asking.
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What the hell, man? That's where I was
gonna put my kindness stone.
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Sorry, Theo,
we've got to let you go.
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From the company of life.
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Fuck off me!
Oh no!
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00:17:53,842 --> 00:17:55,362
Yo everyone chill for a sec!
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00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,722
- Stebe!
- Dope news, boys. I found the remote!
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00:17:58,723 --> 00:18:00,121
- Thank god!
- Where was it?
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- I took it to incriminate my brother.
- You did?
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I'm sorry you're fighting
with Theo
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but you don't jeopardize
the sanctity of movie night...
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Stebe, I'm sorry, dude! Alright?
For getting you caught up in here,
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00:18:13,122 --> 00:18:15,401
and undermining you at work
so no one respects you,
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for all the lies I tell people so no one
wants to hang out with you!
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00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:19,882
I'm sorry for all of it!
Okay?
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00:18:21,203 --> 00:18:24,283
No, I'm sorry, brother. It seems you
and Charles didn't get the memo...
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No one fucks with Stebe Hornsby.
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00:18:43,283 --> 00:18:44,442
I told you it would work!
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That's amazing!
He came right out of it!
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00:18:46,723 --> 00:18:49,003
- What's happening?
- He looked so stupid!
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00:18:50,602 --> 00:18:53,881
I'm sorry, Honey! We're just
so happy to see you awake!
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You've been in a coma
for a week!
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00:18:56,243 --> 00:18:58,203
I'm parched! Where's Sandy?
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He's usually waiting by my bedside
with fresh squeezed orange juice!
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00:19:01,283 --> 00:19:03,161
Dad, have you been in heaven?
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Yeah! Prison to be exact!
When am I going back?!
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00:19:05,882 --> 00:19:10,763
Sweety, you spent all of thirty seconds
in prison. Show him the video, Matt.
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00:19:11,402 --> 00:19:13,963
{\an8}- Okay, Stebe. Just be yourself.
- Fresh meat, boys!
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Now that he's okay I finally
see the humor in it!
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I know! I totally get why
it went viral now!
283
00:19:32,642 --> 00:19:34,081
Have I served any of my sentence?!
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00:19:34,082 --> 00:19:37,042
That's the kicker! The judge felt so sorry
for you after seeing the video
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he reduced the sentence down
to community service!
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00:19:39,362 --> 00:19:42,842
- Damnit!
- Let's let this Grumpy Gus get some rest.
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00:19:43,562 --> 00:19:45,283
- Love you, babe!
- Glad to have you back, dad.
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Hey, Stebe...
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Thanks for going to prison for me.
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00:19:52,162 --> 00:19:56,122
Hey. I'm your big bro.
It's my job to protect you!
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00:19:59,523 --> 00:20:03,362
And I guess I'm also... kinda sorry.
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00:20:10,562 --> 00:20:12,802
Damn! Yeah, baby.
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