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OH...

LOOK.

DO YOU SEE?

THIS IS WRONG.

SHE'S NOT GOOD.

WHERE ARE THEY?

TAKE A CHILL PILL.

CALL THE TEMPORARY GUARDIAN.

THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY, HONEY.

WE CAN'T KEEP CALLING THEM.

OKAY, GO TO THE WEBSITE

AND CLICK ON "ACCESSORIES."

LILLY, PLEASE, CALM DOWN.

YOU ARE SO LOVELY WHEN YOU'RE CALM.

THE WEBSITE!

JUST BE CAREFUL. I USE THIS FOR MY WORK.

DAD,

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LET HER GET MORE STUFF, ARE YOU?

THIS IS IMPORTANT TO YOUR SISTER.

YOU KNOW SHE'S HAD TROUBLE MAKING FRIENDS.

THEY GOT THE NEW SPRING LINE!

OKAY, MOM, ORDER.

ORDER!

GEE, I WONDER WHY.

LILLY, WE CAN'T AFFORD

ANYTHING ELSE.

FINANCE IT.

LISTEN TO HER! SMART.

WHERE ARE THEY?

THEY'RE TAKING SO LONG.

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE HER CLEAN HER ROOM

WHILE SHE'S WAITING?

BRANDON, BUTT OUT.

DON'T YOU THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA?

TEACH HER SOME PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY,

YOU KNOW, TIME MANAGEMENT, IMPULSE CONTROL.

ENOUGH.

AND ON TOP OF THAT, IT WOULD REASSURE ME

MY FAMILY HAS NOT CREATED A MONSTER.

THERE ARE NO MONSTERS IN THIS FAMILY.

THEY'RE HERE! THEY'RE HERE!

YOU MUST BE LILLY.

I'M ALLISON, TEMPORARY GUARDIAN.

SO...

ARE YOU READY TO MEET HER?

YES, PLEASE!

OKAY.

LILLY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET LILLY D.

OH!

LIKE ONE WASN'T ENOUGH?

HAPPY, HONEY?

YOU ARE THE BEST DADDY IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!

AWW.

MAKES IT ALL WORTH IT, DOESN'T IT?

NOW, MOST OF OUR LUCKY GIRLS

TAKE THE LIMO RIDE

TO THE SALON AT "THE REALLY YOU CENTRE,"

WHERE EACH

GET THEIR HAIR AND NAILS DONE.

WE FIND IT'S THE PERFECT WAY

FOR THE GIRLS TO GET ACQUAINTED.

CAN I? PLEASE?

IS THAT INCLUDED?

IT'S AN EXTRA, JUST $229,

AND THAT DOES INCLUDE THE FRAMED PHOTO PACK.

SAY NO MORE.

PLEASE, DADDY.

I'D BE THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD.

MOM GETS TO COME ALONG.

WELL...

YOU'RE ONLY A KID ONCE.

YES!

WE'RE GOING TO THE SALON!

RIGHT THIS WAY.

OH, LILLY D,

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE THE BEST TIME EVER!

LILLY, DID YOU NOTICE

LILLY D HAS SOMETHING FOR YOU?

YOU'LL NEVER FIND A FRIEND SO TRUE

AS THE GIRL WHO'S REALLY YOU.

THANK YOU, LILLY D.

SHE GOT THE CUSTOM-DELUXE.

OH, EVERYONE IS SO JEALOUS!

BY THE WAY,

WE'VE BEEN WORKING

WITH THE TELECOMMUNICATIONS INDUSTRY,

AND NEXT MONTH,

LILLY D CAN GET

HER OWN MATCHING CELLPHONE WITH A REAL PHONE NUMBER.

OH, I DON'T THINK SO.

WELL, I BET DADDY WOULD GET IT FOR ME.

OW!

YOU'RE PULLING MY HAIR!

TRY HOLDING STILL, SWEETIE.

YES, PLEASE HOLD STILL.

THAT FREAKS ME OUT, DUDE.

I HATE DOLLS.

I DON'T EVEN LIKE BOBBLEHEADS.

I USED TO BLOW 'EM UP WITH M-80s,

BUT ONLY 'CAUSE I DIDN'T LIKE 'EM.

YOU'D NEED DYNAMITE FOR THAT THING.

GET OUT.

DAD!

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? YOU USED TO BE CUTE.

UGH. DAD!

OKAY, NEVER MIND.

THANK YOU.

DID THEY BOTHER YOU?

DON'T BE SCARED, LILLY D.

IT'S JUST A STORM.

EVERYTHING LILLY D GETS, I GET ONE TOO.

THIS IS OUR WORKOUT OUTFIT.

SOMETIMES MY DELANEY AND I DO KARAOKE TOGETHER.

I'M GETTING A NIGHTCLUB SET FOR HER.

THERE'S A REAL MICROPHONE,

AND A SPOTLIGHT.

IT'S ON BACK ORDER.

I MIGHT GET A "REALLY YOU" DOLL

FOR MY BIRTHDAY,

BUT I DON'T THINK I CAN GET

THE FURNITURE AND STUFF.

OH... THAT WOULD BE WEIRD,

YOU KNOW, JUST HAVING THE DOLL?

GEE, I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK MAYBE MY GRANDPARENTS

WOULD GET THAT FOR ME.

THEY PROBABLY WOULD.

REALLY?

I DON'T KNOW, IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM

THAT THEY GIVE YOU

VERY MUCH GOOD STUFF.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

TABITHA SAYS THAT LILLY D TOLD HER A SECRET.

WHAT SECRET? TELL ME.

- IT'S A SECRET. - TELL ME.

- MM-MM. - THIS IS MY HOUSE, OKAY.

THERE ARE NO SECRETS.

- PROMISE YOU WON'T TELL ANYONE? - PROMISE.

- CROSS YOUR HEART? - YES.

- HOPE TO DIE? - YES.

STICK A NEEDLE IN YOUR EYE?

WHATEVER. JUST TELL ME!

WELL...

TABITHA SAYS

THAT LILLY D SAYS

THAT LILLY D...

DOESN'T LIKE YOU.

TABITHA!

LILLY RIPPED HER LEG OFF!

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. THESE THINGS HAPPEN.

W-WAIT. HERE, TAKE THIS AND GET RACHEL A NEW DOLL.

- NO, NO, NO. - PLEASE.

I CAN'T.

THAT RACHEL IS A LIAR.

YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT,

THAT YOU DON'T LIKE ME?

WHAT? YOU DO?

YOU LOVE ME?

OH, LILLY D, I LOVE YOU TOO.

OH...

LILLY, WHY DID YOU HURT RACHEL'S DOLL?

SHE SAID LILLY D DIDN'T LIKE ME.

JUST BECAUSE-

DO YOU MIND?

JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING MEAN

DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO DESTROY THEIR THINGS

OR HIT THEM

OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE LILLY D'S HAIR?

RACHEL'S MOTHER

DOESN'T WANT RACHEL COMING OVER ANYMORE.

I DON'T CARE.

I THINK YOU NEED A TIME-OUT FROM LILLY D.

NO!

YES! AND THAT IS FINAL.

FOR HOW LONG?

THAT DEPENDS ON YOU.

LOOK AT YOU...

SO PRETTY,

SO WELL-BEHAVED...

AW...

LOOK AT ALL THE NEW ITEMS.

I THOUGHT YOU TOOK THE DOLL AWAY FROM HER.

LILLY D IS HERE AS MY GUEST, NOT LILLY'S.

WE NEED COUNSELLING.

LIKE, YESTERDAY.

DADDY, CAN I PLEASE HAVE LILLY D BACK NOW?

I PROMISE I'LL BE GOOD.

NO.

LET'S SEE YOU BE GOOD FOR A WEEK. THEN WE'LL TALK.

HONEY, DON'T YOU THINK-

NO!

FINAL ANSWER.

IT'S JOSH.

LILLY!

I DIDN'T DO IT.

SHE DID IT.

I SAW HER.

OH, PLEASE!

WHAT? SHE THINKS THE DOLL DID IT?

THAT PUPPY'S TOAST.

YOU'VE GOT TO TRASH IT.

IF IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, JUST SAY SO, LILLY.

BUT I SAW HER.

HER HAND MOVED.

DUDE, SHE SAW IT.

NO, SHE DIDN'T SEE IT.

LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I SEE.

I SEE TWO LILLYS.

ONE HAS DONE SOMETHING VERY, VERY BAD

AND IS TELLING LIES ABOUT IT.

NO, I'M NOT.

THE OTHER IS SITTING PEACEFULLY

LIKE A WELL-MANNERED YOUNG LADY.

WHICH LILLY DO YOU WANT TO BE?

NO...

I SAW HER.

GO TO YOUR ROOM.

RIGHT NOW!

EVERYONE NEEDS TO CALM DOWN.

CAN I LIVE WITH YOUR FAMILY?

YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT.

HI.

WHY DID YOU WRECK MOM'S COMPUTER?

THAT WAS NUTS.

I DIDN'T DO IT.

I SWEAR.

LILLY D DID IT.

SHE-

SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME.

FORGET IT. IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU BELIEVE ME OR NOT.

OKAY? IT'S TRUE.

SHE TOLD RACHEL SHE DIDN'T LIKE ME,

AND THEN SHE SPILLED THE GRAVY.

SHE WANTS TO HURT ME.

SHE LIED,

AND NOW IT'S TOO HUMILIATING

FOR HER TO ADMIT IT.

I'M SURE IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE SURE,

BECAUSE I AM NOT.

BUT HERE'S SOMETHING I AM SURE ABOUT.

IF YOU HADN'T SPOILED HER ALL THESE YEARS,

WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THESE PROBLEMS.

IT'S JUST HARD FOR ME TO SEE HER UNHAPPY.

THAT THING'S NOT SLEEPING IN THE BED.

IS IT?

CAN- CAN I COME IN?

YEAH.

WHAT?

UM, I'M KIND OF WORRIED ABOUT LILLY.

THAT'S A NEW ONE.

SHE REALLY THINKS

THAT... THING

IS, LIKE, ALIVE OR SOMETHING.

MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST

GET RID OF IT.

I THINK NOT.

AFTER ALL THE MONEY

WE'VE SPENT ON HER?

WE'RE NOT RICH. DO YOU REALIZE THAT,

BRANDON?

GO TO BED.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT LILLY.

SHE'LL BE FINE.

SHE'LL WORK THROUGH THIS.

I LOVE THIS COLOR ON YOU.

GEEZ.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M PUTTING THE DOLL

BACK IN LILLY'S ROOM.

SHE DOESN'T LIKE THE DOLL.

YES, SHE DOES.

OH, YEAH, RIGHT. THE DOLL DOESN'T LIKE HER.

LEAVE THE PARENTING TO ME, IF YOU DON'T MIND.

OKAY, NO PROBLEM.

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

NOTHING GETS PAST YOU, DOES IT, JILL?

I AM MAKING MY FAMOUS FRENCH TOAST.

YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT.

GOOD MORNING, PRINCESS.

YOU SLEEP OKAY?

MM-MM. MY NECK IS KIND OF STIFF.

LOOK UP AT THE CEILING.

NOPE, IT'S NOT MENINGITIS.

YOU MUST HAVE JUST SLEPT FUNNY.

SO ARE YOU READY TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR MOM

ABOUT THE COMPUTER?

I DIDN'T DO IT.

HENRY CALDWELL.

JACK. HELLO. YEAH...

WHERE'S MINE?

OH, DID I NOT GIVE YOU ONE?

GEEZ, MOM.

HERE YOU GO, LILLY. SORRY.

YOU'RE GIVING THE DOLL BREAKFAST?

WELL, LILLY D IS NO ORDINARY DOLL.

YOU'RE TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH IT.

HER.

NOT "IT."

MOMMY, DOES LILLY D LIKE ME?

WELL, SHE WOULD

IF YOU'D STOP BLAMING HER FOR THINGS THAT YOU DO.

MAYBE SHE DID IT BY ACCIDENT.

THE MEETING IN DENVER IS ON.

I FLY OUT TONIGHT.

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO BE HOME?

HOME FOR SUNDAY DINNER.

I'LL MISS YOU.

WELL, I'LL MISS YOU, TOO, SWEETHEART,

BUT IF I CAN CLOSE THIS DEAL,

WE CAN ALL HAVE LIFE-SIZED DOLLS, HUH?

OH, GREAT.

WELL, MAKE MINE LOOK LIKE MEGAN FOX.

SEE YOU, DAD.

ALL RIGHT, BYE, SWEETIE.

HELLO?

BRANDON?

HEY.

MOM'S AT SOME APPOINTMENT.

NO, I'M JUST TALKING TO MY SISTER.

GET THAT GUY! COME ON, GET HIM!

SORRY, I'M JUST PLAYING A GAME.

I'M JUST TALKING TO MY SISTER. YEAH.

OH, AND MOM SAID

YOU'RE STILL GROUNDED WITH THE DOLL, OKAY?

NO, I'M TALKING TO MY SISTER.

OH, I MADE YOU NACHOS. THEY'RE IN THE KITCHEN.

JUST HEAT 'EM UP.

NO, NO, NO, NO!

DUDE, THEY'RE IN THE KITCHEN.

- NO, YOU! - ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

THE ZOMBIES ARE IN THE KITCHEN!

IDIOT! HIS SISTER.

SORRY, LILLY. LOVE YOU.

LILLY D?

I'M SORRY I SAID YOU DON'T LIKE ME.

'CAUSE YOU DO, RIGHT?

ARE YOU IN HERE, LILLY D?

LILLY D?

LILLY D, WHERE ARE YOU?

DID MOM TAKE LILLY D WITH HER?

HOW SHOULD I KNOW?

I CAN'T FIND HER.

WELL, SHE PROBABLY HID IT.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE IT ALONE.

COME ON, GET THE FLAME THROWER!

NO, I'M JUST TALKING TO MY SISTER.

NO, THAT'S ME, THAT'S ME, COME ON!

NO, THROUGH THE KITCHEN!

IN THE HALL!

I TOLD YOU- 10.

YOU OKAY, LILLY PAD?

YEAH.

HELLO.

HI.

WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR HANDS?

HAVE YOU BEEN PAINTING?

NO.

DID BRANDON TELL YOU NOT TO TOUCH LILLY D?

HOW COULD I?

YOU HID HER.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

SHE'S SITTING IN THE CHAIR AT MY DRESSING TABLE.

NO, SHE'S NOT.

SHE MOST CERTAINLY IS.

SHE'S NOT. I CHECKED.

YOU CHECKED?

SO YOU WENT INTO MY ROOM?

JUST TO LOOK.

YOU DONE WITH THOSE?

MOM IS ON THE WARPATH.

IS SHE DONE WITH THOSE?

YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED OUT OF HER ROOM.

I WAS JUST-

LILLY!

COME IN HERE THIS INSTANT!

NO!

NO, NO, SHE DID IT!

THERE YOU GO AGAIN!

YOU ARE IN VERY, VERY SERIOUS TROUBLE.

NO, IT'S NOT FAIR! SHE DID IT!

STOP IT!

SHE THINKS THE DOLL IS ALIVE?

STOP IT!

SHE DID, OKAY?

I KNOW THAT SHE DID IT!

DUDE, DO YOU THINK THE DOLL IS ALIVE?

NO.

AND I'M GOING TO PROVE IT.