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[CHIMES UNDER LOGO]

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

[KISSING]

We're gonna miss our flight.

We'll catch another one.

What? What is this?

What's what?

Destination I Do. Get Married.

[MAGAZINES FLAPPING]

Wedding Star. The Bride Guide?

It's just something to read on the plane.

It's not a thirty-six hour flight to Chicago.

Well we're going to a wedding.

Yeah, my... my best friend's Mom's wedding.

Your parents are going to be there.

And?

And since we're taking things to the next level.

Wow, wow, wow, wow... wow, ah, ah, ah...

Alexis!

What exactly do you think this trip to Chicago is about?

Oh, come on Josh, I know you invited me to Chicago

so I could meet your parents.

[MUSIC]

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[MUSIC]

[SKATEBOARD ON PAVEMENT]

Come on dude, this is crazy.

This is ridiculous.

Hurry up.

Come on, I'm sure you look beautiful.

I'm sure it's not that bad, how could it be that bad.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Oh God.

Come on.

Okay, I'm coming.

Shhhh... stop.

So just be honest.

Maybe it's always a bridesmaid, never a bride,

because of the dresses?

Is it really that bad?

Have fun at the prom.

Well thanks.

Hey, what's Lance wearing?

I don't know what Lance is wearing he's not like

walking me down the isle.

[WEDDING RINGTONE- DUM-DUM-DE-DUM]

Oh, what?

Oh my gosh, that's so weird.

Hey is that...

...my phone? Give it to me!

What?

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[HORN HONKING]

Lance is here.

Crap!

It's okay... it's fine. You look good...

I mean you look pretty.

[HORN HONKING]

Come on Molly, we gotta go baby.

She'll be right down!

[HAND SLAPS ON ROOF OF CAR]

Come on Molly, Chicago's waiting baby!

Oh, suck it Lance.

Molly...

...what did you tell your parents about Lance?

Nothing. I just said I was bringing home

a mystery man, and that was it.

So they don't know he's in a band?

No... they don't even know that he's a Musician.

Oh... well I'm sure they'll love his demo.

[LAUGHING]

Alright, you know what?

I thought, that maybe if we could spend a few days,

just alone with family, that maybe my parents

could meet the Lance Deluca that I know.

Hm.

Hm.

[HORN HONKING]

[HORNS HONKING]

[BUS PASSING]

[TRAFFIC]

[MUSIC]

How many times do you want me to say I'm sorry?

Once would be nice.

Darlin...

Oh no.

...please forgive me.

I'm not cause you were a jerk.

Oh, come on baby lay one on me.

[LAUGHING]

[AIRPLANES PASSING OVER]

[CAR PASSING BY]

Rabbit goes through the hole,

and the fox chases the rabbit.

Maybe if you looped it under?

Molly, please.

Sorry.

[WEDDING RINGTONE] Is that your cell phone?

Oh... yeah,

oh it's my brother, sorry.

Hey Sean, what's up?

Hey, what time you coming in?

Are you serious?

Hey don't get mad at me, Mom asked me to triple check.

Midnight...

for the last time, we get in at midnight.

Molly, you got a knife or something?

Why would I bring a knife to the airport?

Wait, your mystery man wants you to bring a knife to the airport?

Call 911, he's a terrorist.

Yeah, he's... he's terrifying.

Hey, have you seen Josh?

No, try him on his cell...

I gotta go, I'll see you in Chicago.

Wait, wait, wait, wait...

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

Yeah?

Hey, I don't like the way the Cubs are playing either.

Yeah, sorry man, it's been a rough day.

Oh?

Yeah, I'll tell you about it when I get there.

I can't wait.

Hey, you seen Molly yet?

I'm dying to see her mystery man.

No, no... no sign on Molly.

But ah...

something else did just pop up on the radar.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no...

Josh, no!

You have to get on this plane, okay?

It's my Mom's wedding at your parent's house.

Yeah, relax. My flight's delayed.

How long?

Three hours.

How hot is she?

[CELL PHONE BEEP]

Hello?

Ught oh!

Ohhhhhh.... YEAH!!!

Lance?

Hey, what are you doing here?

Just dropping off Phyllis's Mom.

Yeah...

...by yourself?

Is that Lance?

Yeah it's me alright.

I thought that was you.

Hi, I'm... I'm Molly.

Phyllis, and this is my husband, Ralph.

You guys are Phyllis and Ralph...

oh it's so good to finally meet you.

Ah, you... you too. Honey, we really gotta go.

Just wait a minute, wait a minute...

are you a friend of Bridgette's?

Who's Bridgette?

His wife!

Molly, Molly...

come on, will you just wait a second?

Long enough for you to come up with a fresh new lie?

Okay, I deserve that, alright,

but can we just talk about this?"

No we cannot just talk about this...

I was taking you to meet my family.

I trusted you.

We're pretty much separated.

Oh, you're pretty much separated.

Why didn't you just tell me the truth?

You never would've slept with me.

[FACE PUNCH] [BODY HITS FLOOR]

Your Music sucks!

[MUSIC]

[RUNNING WATER]

[GARGLING]

[CRYING IN BACKGROUND]

[GARGLING]

[CRYING]

You okay in there?

I'm fine.

[TOILET FLUSHES]

[MUSIC]

[STALL DOOR SLAM]

I always get a little emotional around my period.

Ah.

Yeah.

Tell me about it, try starting your cycle

working first class on a fourteen hour flight to Tokyo.

Honey, why don't you try one of these.

What is that?

Flight attendant's best friend

in my business you have to smile

no matter what your hormones are doing.

Mmmmm.

Ooooooh.

Ooooooh, Josh... you keep that up,

and I might have to go with you to Chicago.

Yeah, I don't know if I can wait that long.

Well, there's a hotel five minutes from here.

JOSH!

Molly.

Ahhhhh... hehe, ha!

[GIGGLING]

[SQUEALING]

Yeah, yeah, Molly, this is a... this is Risa.

Molly is a my best friend's kid sister,

she's going to the same wedding in Chicago.

Hi, oohhh...

Ah Molly, can I see you for a second?

Yep, but, no, no... oh, okay.

[DISTANT CHATTER]

Okay alright?

I'm sorry.

I don't know what happened...

I think somebody slipped her ecstasy or something.

Well...

I could sure go for some ecstasy...

the good, old fashioned kind.

[GIGGLING]

Come on...

She'll be alright.

[LAUGHING]

[HEELS WALKING AWAY]

[COFFEE POURING] I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry I screwed everything up,

-I'm sorry you didn't get laid. -Okay. okay.

I'm sorry...

Okay, I forgive you. But, I...

I forgive you.

Try to think about something happy, right, like ah...

like you're, you're going to your Mom's wedding.

Her second wedding.

Whatever.

I'm mean things didn't go exactly

like I wanted em to today,

you don't see me crying about it.

Forget it, you wouldn't understand.

I hate it... when girls say that, what does that even,

I wouldn't understand... what does that even mean?

You wouldn't understand the pressure

of being that last unmarried daughter

in an Irish-Catholic family.

I wouldn't understand the pressure?

My parents are like Jewish parakeets,

when are you getting married? When are you getting married?

When are you getting married?

Oh... I should have known that he was married.

Oh, I feel like such a loser.

No.

[HEAD BANGING ON TABLE]

No, Molly, Mo...

Molly, you're not a loser.

If anybody's a loser,

it's that lying, scumbag, son-of-a-bitch.

I know. I know.

If you know, then why are you still crying?

Cause what if that lying, scumbag,

son-of-a-bitch was the best that I could do?

No, come on Molly...

Molly. What?

Look at the bright side, hm...

you're single now. Ugh.

Guys love that,

and you're pretty, right?

And you're funny, you smell good,

I mean you're smart...

I mean for a girl.

And you're totally passed out...

great.

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

Hey Mom.

Oh, thank God... he's alive!

Why would you think I was dead?

Because you were supposed to be here by now.

Yeah, my flight got delayed.

So what... you don't call?

I've, I've been busy.

Oh...

[PHONE DIALING]

that's how long it would have taken.

Mom, what's wrong?

Nothing, I'm just upset because...

we thought you were coming in tonight.

You're a terrible liar.

I'm not lying...

everything's fine.

Everything's fine?

Mom, now you're starting to actually freak me out.

Are you going to tell me what's wrong,

or am I going to have to ask Dad?

Are you talking to Josh?

I'm on the phone with Josh.

He can't hear me...

I bought him the hearing aide, he doesn't use it.

Pick up the phone!

What do you think I'm doing?

Did you tell him?

You said not to tell him on the phone.

Tell me what?

I'm hanging up.

Dad?

Yeah, I'm still here...

but according to the doctors...

not for much longer.

What?

It's the big C Josh...

and no magic pill, or shot, can change that.

Oh my God.

It's terminal, okay...

Dad wait, stop talking like that.

Talking like what? This is how I talk.

Ah...

To tell you the truth, I only have one real regret...

It would have been nice to have met the woman

who would one day become your wife.

Awe...

[SNORING]

[MUSIC]

Dad...

Yeah.

[SNORING]

What if...

what if I told you, you already have?

Who?

[AIRPLANE TAKING OFF]

Molly.

Molly.

[SNIFFLING]

Molly.

Molly.

[DOG SQUEAL]

How did I get here?

I put you here.

Oh, mmm...

but I wanted a window seat.

Yeah, well I wanted

to fly without my best friend's kid sister

slobbering all over me for three hours,

but here we are.

Wow, okay...

you are very grumpy.

Oh really, I wonder why that could be?

Maybe it's because I...

I had a scotch and Cheerios breakfast, I don't know...

Yeah, well if you recall, my boyfriend broke up with me...

maybe it's because I just found out my Dad is dying of cancer.

[MUSIC]

What?

They called when you were asleep...

he's got six months.

I'm so sorry.

Um,

hey, um if you need anything, okay,

if you need anything at all, I'm here.

Well actually...

There is this one thing.

[WIND BLOWING]

What?

Why would you tell your parents that we are engaged?

I ah, ah...

Oh, hi sir, how are you? Thank you.

Did I do something weird earlier?

Because I was really hopped up on those drugs,

that the stewardess gave me.

Molly. Molly....

I don't really remember a lot about what I said, and I...

What?

I just wish you could have heard how happy it made him

when I told him that it was you.

It was a stupid idea. I'm sorry.

It was stupid, it was stupid, it was stupid it's dumb.

No, no... it wasn't stupid, I'm being stupid

but it wasn't stupid under the circumstances.

Don't worry, I will, I will clear everything up

as soon as we land in Chicago.

Okay.

[MUSIC]

[DOG YELP]

[MUSIC]

[AIRPLANE LANDING]

I just feel really uncomfortable.

Molly. I'm just saying, it's not really a good time for me right now.

It's gonna be fine... it's gonna be fine.

[MOLLY GIGGLING]

What? What is funny?

Can you imagine if we had...

if we had to explain this to both of our families?

SURPRISE...

So... happy, so happy.

Mom, Mom... what did I tell you?

I didn't breathe a word, your father on the other hand.

What?

On the other hand... what?

My little girl.

We're so happy for both of you.

And you look so thin... well thinner.

Mom!

This is the best wedding present you could give to your Mom.

No wonder you wouldn't tell us anything

about your mystery man.

Honey, where's your ring?

Okay, that's it!

Ahhh!

I need to talk to you, right now.

You do realize this is the woman's...

hi, how are you?

What are you doing?

Father Shanahan is out there!

Well what do you want me to do?

I don't know, I don't...

I am not marrying you.

Wow, marriage, who said anything about marriage?

We're flying back to Los Angeles in less than a week.

So what, you want me to just play fiancée for a few days?

Is that too much to ask?

Okay, okay, maybe it is a little bit too much to ask.

But I'm not asking for you, or me,

I'm asking for my father.

Think about all the good that's gonna come

from making a dying man happy.

So, what makes you think that she's pregnant?

Because I know Josh, okay, and the only way

that he's getting married is if he, you know... had to.

What?

I mean...

that's how did you do that?

It's... she's not even his type!

No, no, see because people can change.

Maybe he's grown very tired of dating these airheads

with fabulous tits...

oh my God, she's totally pregnant.

Son-of-a-bitch! [HAND SLAP]

Before you go all Kill Bill on him, know

that there are other possibilities.

Here's this.

Like what? They're in love?

I mean, come on, you've been around them...

they're always ragging on each other.

It's foreplay.

Okay, if they are in love, then why didn't he call me...

why didn't she call me?

Oh gee, I don't know,

maybe they didn't think that you would approve

you're not exactly jumping for joy here.

Well can you blame me?

Honey? What?

The bear.

Why don't you just call him?

If he wants to talk to me, he can call me.

[MUSIC]

Carla!

Hey...

I know, I know, I know...

where's Sean? I gotta talk to him.

You mean to let him know

that you're engaged to his little sister?

Yeah, he knows.

You know, I can explain everything, um...

[MUSIC]

...not this second.

Josh, Josh...

listen, ah, cousin Phil was supposed to walk ah,

Molly up the isle tomorrow,

but in light of what's happened, I figured that maybe you'd ah...

Yeah, yeah, that sounds great.

Alright, good, good. Alright.

Welcome to the family!

What?

How are you gonna raise the kids?

How do you mean?

Josh was raised in a Jewish home.

Cousin Yankle, it's a little bit early

to be talking about kids, isn't it?

Actually, Josh and I were just discussing baby names

on the way over here.

What?

What do you think about the name Luke?

Ah, can I ah, speak to you for a second sweetheart?

Oh, yeah baby, sure.

What the hell are you doing? Oh, I'm just winging it.

Yeah, well try winging it someplace else,

cause making jokes about naming our kid

after on of the ten Apostles.

Twelve, genius.

Yeah, whatever... it isn't helpful.

Ah, actually no...

we haven't given any thought as to who would officiate.

Oh, Father Shanahan is doing the honors tomorrow night

for me and Doreen.

I'm sure he's gonna be...

...terrific.

You're not worried about Molly being Catholic are you?

No, absolutely not.

Don't be silly.

You're not worried about Josh being Jewish are you?

Oh, oh, of course not.

Of course not.

The important thing is they're in love.

Exactly.

I know this might be difficult for you,

but look at it from my perspective...

I came here to go to my Mom's wedding,

not to sit around eating ruglox...

Roog-a-lach.

...whatever, with the entire tribe of Israel.

Oh wow, wow, you got a problem with my people?

Oh, cause I'll tell yah, your people are just peachy.

Oh, I'm Irish...

let me do a little jig for you, where's the whisky,

I love Lucky Charms, I want a pot of gold,

where is it... I love pots of gold.

Now you're just embarrassing yourself.

You're embarrassing yourself. You're a child.

You're a child.

Oh, um?

Okay...

I guess, I guess it's about that time, Mom,

ah Dad, thank you... thank you so much.

Where are you going?

We still have more desserts coming.

Yeah, I know but we're just...

we're really exhausted, so.

Well, alright you two get some rest.

The guest rooms all made up.

Oh, um, we were actually thinking

that we would go to a hotel.

A hotel?

We have plenty of room.

I may have a coupon for the Ramada...

it's just a thought.

If it's privacy you want,

you're more than welcome to the store's apartment.

Don't you keep storage in there?

Well so there's some inventory, so what,

it's got everything you need...

and it's only five minutes from here.

It's close to us.

Mm... and the price is right.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

Alright call me. Here you go...

I'll call you tonight...

you're in.

...thank you sweetie, oh...

you have my bag, right darling?

Oh, there's coffee above the sink

in the kitchen just to the right.

Alright, no, no, I got it.

Okay if there's anything else you need, you just call me.

Okay, thank you Mom, thank you guys.

Bye.

Thank you guys... we'll see you later.

Okay. Yep. Yep.

Alright.

My God, they're like Orcs from Jewish Middle Earth.

You're like Sauron...

as if I'm descending into the bowels of Mordor.

I don't even know...

no, it's, it's cool, I can probably get both of these...

I don't think it'll be a problem.

Here we go.

Wow.

Yeah, it's not bad, huh?

Yeah, it's gorgeous

It's actually better than I remember.

Oh, those pictures are so cool.

The bathroom is right here,

if you need that at any point.

Everything else I guess is fairly...

self-explanatory.

Ah, you know what, why don't you take the bed.

No, no, no, no, no, you take the bed.

I really don't mind sleeping on the couch.

You take the bed... I'm gonna take the couch.

Alright, I'll take the bed. Yeah.

Oh, cool... is that Wrigley Field?

Oh, yeah, yeah it is.

Hey Moll, um, I'm sorry I got a little testy earlier.

A little bit testy?

Yeah...

I don't really think that you sound like a Leprechaun.

I'm sorry too,

I don't... I mean,

it's not like this trip is going exactly as planned, yah know.

No, no it's not,

but you really pulled it off... you did.

Well, if I ever actually get engaged

at least I'll know how to act, right?

You made my Dad really happy.

Thank you.

Stop it or you're gonna make me cry.

Come here.

[MUSIC]

Oh look.

We're gonna be a family.

Ah, I'm not much of a hugger.

Me either.

Ahhhhhh...

I'm gonna um, I'm gonna jog over to Sean's

and clear everything up... you wanna come?

Jog?

No... no, I'm not really a jogger,

I'm more of a lay out on the beach, hang out,

not jog kinda girl.

Come on I'll go really slow, really slow.

[MUSIC]

[LITTLE DOG BARKING]

Urlacher!

[LITTLE DOG BARKING]

At least someone's happy to see me.

You expect me to be doing cartwheels

after you knock my sister up?

I didn't, I didn't knock up your sister...

it's not what you think, I swear.

You wanna hear what I have to say, or...

Yeah, I guess so...

where's Molly?

Ah, right behind me.

[HEAVY BREATHING]

[FOOSBALL CLANGING]

So you're not pissed, are you?

Pissed?

[BALL SMACK]

[HAND SLAP]

Nah, I mean naturally I was a little disgusted

by the thought of you and my sister.

Naturally.

But once I scrubbed that horrible, horrible image

from my mind,

I started to see how you guys could end up together.

Really?

Yeah, I mean she's a little ditzy,

but compared to the girls you've dated,

you've done a lot worse.

I can't argue with that.

Plus...

it would've been cool to have you as a brother-in-law.

That's sweet.

Even though you suck at foosball.

Oh my God, okay, water...

yeah, I need water.

Oh my God, what happened?

He ma...

made me jog.

[BOILING TEA KETTLE]

Wow!

You're like Molly-Theresa.

You would've done the same thing.

I don't know, maybe,

maybe not?

If he was smart, he would have asked you for real.

Yeah... I would've turned him down though,

he's not really my type.

Yeah, now if he could just be in a band...

ha, ha, ha.

[MUSTANG ENGINE REVS UP]

[KITCHEN TABLE SHAKES]

Please, please just let him sleep...

please, please, let him sleep.

Mama, mama, mama...

Hi sleepy.

Hi sleepy boy... my little baby.

Mama.

Hi.

You wanna go see Aunty-Molly?

No, no Aunty-Molly?

[KISSING]

Here just hold him.

He doesn't want me, he wants you...

I don't know what to do.

Well just unclench something.

Okay, well I'm trying.

Oh my God.

He's so sweet.

I know.

Ooooohhhh...

silly boy.

Mommy.

You want your Mommy?

Um-hum.

Um-hum... okay, there you go.

Hi pumpkin.

[TRAIN PASSING]

[TRAIN PASSING]

[PHONE RINGS - DUM-DUM-DE-DUM]

Hello.

Hey pumpkin.

I just wanted to call and make sure you didn't sleep

through the wedding.

Ah, I guess I kinda passed out last night, huh?

Where are you anyway?

Oh, I'm getting ready over at my folks.

Oh, so we're not going together?

No my Mom wanted me to come over early and help set up.

Plus you don't have to be here till like three

for the pictures.

What time is it anyway?

What?

Hold on just a second.

[GAGGING]

Oh God, how old is this milk?

Oh God, no, don't drink anything in the fridge,

it's like a billion years old.

[COUGH]

Aaaaaahhh...

Art, my zipper's stuck

can you give me a hand here?

Be still, I think I got it.

You're tickling me.

Well I'm sorry, when it comes to dresses...

I've had more practice un-zipping than zipping.

Oh, why do you think I'm marrying you, huh?

You know, we're way ahead of schedule here...

we can work in a little quickie.

Oh no, come on, no...

it's our wedding day, behave.

I guess you're right, at my age,

I guess I better save it for the honeymoon.

I guess there aren't many advantages

to getting married at our age, huh?

Well I can think of one.

What?

No one's gonna think this is a shotgun wedding.

That's true.

Mom!

Is that Molly?

Mom!

Where's the Pepto-bismol?

You look terrible... what's wrong?

Oh, I drank some sour milk, I ate...

too many of those ruglox.

Rir-a-looch, rig, rig, rig-a-lach.

[GAGGING]

[DOOR SLAM]

You ate those things too, didn't you?

Yeah, I feel fine.

[PUKING]

You don't think?

Morning sickness?

Shhhh...

Nah.

Nah. [PUKING]

Moll.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

[KNOCKING]

Is everyone decent?

Yeah Dad, ah...

Molly went to get ready at her folk's place.

Good.

I wanted to talk to you alone anyway.

Yeah, yeah what's up?

About what happened at the airport.

Oh, no, no, no...

Dad, don't worry about that.

You asked us to keep it quiet

and we should've respected your wishes,

but your mother and me,

we haven't had a lot of good news lately,

so when we heard about you and Molly, well...

we just got a little excited.

That's okay, it's alright, it worked out, it's fine.

Nevertheless...

I think I have something that'll make it up to you.

Dad, no...

you don't need to give me anything.

It's not from me...

it's from your Grandma.

[MUSIC]

It's beautiful...

but I, I, I can't give this to Molly.

Why not...

you don't think she'll like the setting?

No, no... it's not...

I think she'll love the setting.

[BACK SLAPPING]

Just keep dancing.

[PUKING]

Ah, I'm so sorry Mom...

oh, you shouldn't be doing this on your wedding day.

It's okay sweetie, when you're a mother

there are no days off...

you'll see soon enough.

What is that supposed to mean?

It's ridiculous, she's not pregnant, please?

Well it would explain why we never heard

that they were dating.

Oh, give it up Shannon, you throw up all the time,

and you're not pregnant.

I told you I'm lactose intolerant!

More like size eight intolerant.

Ooh girly!

Look, all I'm saying, is if he really loved her

then how come we haven't heard one word

about how he proposed?

How's my favorite fiancé?

Oh boy, what is it? What's wrong?

Oh nothing, yah know unless you count the fact

that my mother thinks I'm pregnant with your baby.

What?

She thinks the only reason someone like you would marry

someone like me was if you got me pregnant.

It's shit like that that made me move 2,000 miles away

in the first place.

So did you tell her the truth?

No, I lied,

I told her you're not really as shallow as you look,

and that we decided to get married

because of our deep and soulful connection.

Well, maybe this will get her off your back.

What is that?

It's my Grandmother's engagement ring.

No. Take it.

No, forget it, no.

What? Yeah, just try it on.

No. Molly.

I'm not wearing your dead Grandmother's engagement ring.

You are out of your mind.

Molly, if we're trying to convince your Mom

and everybody else that we're engaged,

an engagement ring is a good place to start.

Fine, but that did not come from Walmart!

I do not really think that your Grandmother

would appreciate me wearing her stunning VVS1,

1.75 carrot, Princess Cut diamond engagement ring.

Wow.

Look... would you quit worrying

about disrespecting my Grandmother,

her whole life was about making her son happy,

and nothing would make her son more happy

than seeing you wear this ring for a few days.

Fine.

It's probably not even gonna fit anyway.

What?

I'm not putting it on myself, put it on me.

Really?

Mm hm.

Alright...

oh shit.

I mean she doesn't even have a ring!

You're just trying to create drama where there is no drama.

[SHRIEKING]

[HANDS SLAPPING ON WINDOW]

[SHRIEKING]

Are you okay?

He's giving her the ring right now!

[SHRIEKING]

Huh!

I guess it's official.

Oh, and he did it on one knee.

On her Mom's wedding day.

That's so romantic.

[MUSIC]

What's wrong? You don't like the setting?

I love the setting.

Then what's wrong?

Oh...

[EXHALE]

I don't know, I mean yesterday I found out

my boyfriend was cheating on me with his wife...

...and today,

I... I mean I've waited my whole life

for a guy to love me so much he'd propose to me

with his grandmother's engagement ring.

I, I got the ring, it's just,

this really isn't what I had in mind, you know?

Come here, come here, give it up... bear hug.

Alright, I'm gonna...

Yeah.

I'm gonna, yeah, cause I'm the maid of honor.

Right.

So, I should be in there.

I'm gonna go a...

Yeah, yeah okay.

Joshua.

Giselle Broousard. How are you doing?

Great. It's great to see you.

My God, you look fantastic!

How can you wear a dress like that to a wedding?

You're gonna steal the bride's thunder.

Joshua Shiffman always the flirt.

Oh, no... no, not always, just with you.

Champagne anyone?

Oh, absolutely.

I'm actually okay, thanks.

You're not drinking...

I thought weddings always made you nervous.

Oh, they do... they do, terrified,

but ah, it's just a little bit early

for me to start hitting the champagne.

Where's...ah, Mitch?

Oh... I guess you, I guess you didn't hear...

ah, we broke up a few months ago.

Really?

Oh hey, have you guys... seen my Mom anywhere?

Oh God!

[SHRIEKING] Oh my God, congratulations!

I can't believe that that happened,

and that happened right out there.

Oh my God.

I am so excited for you!

I have to go find my Mom.

I mean you look great,

you do. Ah!

Was it something I said?

I don't know.

Ugh.

[HEAD HITS DOOR]

I mean Mitch was a great guy, but...

I just felt like if we got married

before I sowed some wild oats, I'd regret it.

Absolutely.

So now I'm just having a good time,

keeping my options open,

crashing the occasional family wedding to see an old friend.

What about you?

Are you seeing anyone special?

Yah know, it's... it's complicated.

JOOOOSSSSHHHHH!!!!

Oh God, oh ho ho...

Congrats my man I just heard the news.

"What? Did you get a promotion?

Well, no... not exactly.

This guy just got engaged to my niece, how about that?

You're engaged...

to Molly Mahoney.

Op, hey, come on...

...ah, Giselle...

Oh no, oh ho, ho, come on.

Congratulations.

[Music]

I don't think that I can do this.

What? Why not? We're next.

No, I mean our engagement.

Why?

Because I am... freaking out, okay?

Okay, okay... easy, easy tiger.

Angie and Iris are fighting about where we should honeymoon,

I don't particularly enjoy lying to my friends,

and no matter what I say everyone still thinks

that I am pregnant!

Alright.

Molly and Josh, it's your turn.

Okay.

Oh God.

You can lean on me, okay?

Alright, here we go.

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

Just think of that first night like a trip

to the dentist's office...

oh there's some pain and some hollering,

but the next visit, oh it's much easier.

Like she hasn't been to the dentist before.

And always remember to tell him,

he's doing a good job down there...

men need lots of encouragement.

Actually, I came across a website that...

Ah, waiter!

Should you really be drinking dear,

in your condition?

Alright...

Excuse me ladies, I'm so sorry do you mind

if I steal my fiancé from you.

Sorry.

Oh my God, thank you!

How you holding up?

Under the circumstances, um... okay, yeah, you?

Yeah, no good... good, good, good.

More champagne?

Oh yes please.

Mm.

Mm.

Cheers... we'll do this thing. What?

Yeah, this thing, let's do it!

Cheers!

I can't get the door.

I'm trying.

You keep locking it, ah...

Ouch!

[LAUGHING]

Go, go... mush, mush!

I'm tired.

I bet you are, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go pass out.

[Music]

[Music]

Help.

Huh?

I'm stuck.

[LAUGHTER]

You are a ridiculous human being.

Here... It's not funny, I'm stuck.

...come here, come here. Get it... Ah!

[LAUGHTER]

Stop turn around.

I can't... this was,

this was your idea of how to get a dress off?

Get it... fixed.

There you are, hold on. Thank you.

You're zipper's stuck, hold on.

[MOLLY LAUGHING]

Did you have a good time today?

Yeah, couldn't you tell?

I just wanted to make sure this whole,

engagement craziness didn't ruin it for you.

You wanna know something weird?

Yeah, I'm into weird.

After watching so many of my friends get engaged,

I always wondered what it would feel like

to have everyone come up to you

and congratulate you just for being in love.

And?

It felt wonderful...

does that make me horrible?

Molly, I don't think you could be horrible if you tried...

there you go,

you are free.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

Sean.

Here, give that to me.

Yo!

You're awake...

we're coming over, yes, Carla and me.

No, no, no you're not.

No, we're exhausted and you are absolutely tanked.

No, I'm not drunk, I'm excited about love in the air.

Yes, yes, this is what I want to talk to you about Josh,

we have to finish our discussion, okay...

No, Sean, I'm serious.

And you can't just take that away.

No, no, Sean, you're not. Yes, yes.

What I need you to understand is you can't argue

for a devastating hit rule...

...it's not the same if they can't hit people hard,

I want brains...

...because devastating hits...

I gotta go.

[SNORING]

[SNORING]

Josh.

Shhhh... Hmm, what?

Is everything okay?

Everything is fine... don't wake up Molly,

just come talk to me.

Is everything okay? Is it Dad?

No, he's fine... he just, the wedding took a lot out of him,

and doctor said he should stay home and rest,

so... we're a little short handed.

Oh, yeah, I... I can come help.

Oh, you're a good boy Joshua.

Just I haven't showered or eaten breakfast,

so just give me a sec.

Oh, you shower, I'll get breakfast for both of you...

what's Molly like?

Ah?

[CELLPHONE RINGS - WEDDING TONE]

Oh, I have got to change that ring.

Hello.

You are such a bitch!

What?

You dump Lance, and then get you engaged to Josh Shiffman

in the same weekend, and you don't even call us.

Wow, wow, where did you even hear that?

Oh my God, so it's true? WHAT!

It's true, oh my...

No, no... you don't understand.

Good morning.

Mrs. Shiffman.

Please, call me Mom.

Mrs. Shiffman is there?

Oh my God... did you like move in?

Okay, ah Suzanne, this isn't a good time.

Ask her how big the diamond is...

How big is, here...

[CELL PHONE BEEP]

How big is the diamond?

1.75 carrots...

...Princess Cut.

Oh my God!

Mm hmm... Suzanne, ah I really have to go now.

Wait, Molly...

...um, is it really his Grandmother's engagement ring?

Yeah, it is, but um...

That is so cute.

No way, it's like a fairytale.

It's adorable.

Okay, I'll call you later.

Hello? Molly?

Bitch! She hung up.

No, at least we'll be bridesmaids.

Sit down, I got you breakfast.

Steak and eggs?

Josh said that's what you like.

Did he?

You don't know where he is, do you?

I kinda need to talk to him.

Oh, you can't talk to him right now.

He's downstairs with a collector.

And here we have a classic scene

from the television program Lost.

And here we have a young man waiting to receive the company

from some of the charming ladies of Mad Men.

Danger... curves ahead.

And the idea is to frame them to look like televisions?

Exactly!

And how many are we talking about?

Ah, 75 based on television, 112 based on cinema,

133 based on great American literature,

and 2 based on larger dioramas.

Mother and I have been making dioramas

like this since I was a tot...

real televisions aren't allowed in our house, you see.

No kidding?

So, he has...

...good days and bad...

...but yesterday was one of the best days

he's had in a long, long time.

And that had everything to do with you.

I just want you to know...

You've made the two men I love the most...

...very, very, happy.

Mrs. Shiffman.

Ah, ha.

Mom.

There's something I've gotta tell you.

[KNOCKING]

We're here... oh, the traffic was just awful.

What are you guys doing here?

You forgot, didn't you?

Oh, oh... the rentals.

Moll I promised to have my dress and the tuxes back by noon,

or they charge us extra, hun.

And we were having lunch?

Steak and eggs?

Yep. Yeah, mm hmm... I had a craving.

Ah.

Oh, geez... for the last time I am not pregnant!

[MUSIC]

Hi... welcome to White Chicago.

Just returning.

Great.

[Cellphone ringing] Why are you getting so many calls?

Oh, um, it's just that...

...everyone's really excited about the wedding.

That cell phone ring is adorable.

My daughter just got engaged.

[CHIMES]

Really.

Beatrice would you check those items in for Mrs.Mahoney please.

Sure...

...although, it might take some time.

Oh, well since we have a few minutes,

why don't we see what the bride to be is gonna look like

on her big day?

Yeah, no, no... yeah,

guys I'm cool without doing that.

You know she'd be perfect for that new Vera Wang dress.

The one with the white sash? Yes.

But we just sold it to one of the Kennedy girls.

Oh, that's too bad.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

I think we might have one in the back... just your size.

What are the chances?

No, no. Thank you though...

Oh, come on.

Oh, come on it'll be fun.

It's a nice offer, but... oh wow!

Oooo... you smell good.

[PHONE RINGS]

Framery.

Frieda, how's he doing?

He's doing great, he's upstairs right now

showing some frames to Mr. Bernardi.

That's my boy.

Okay, you get some rest, huh, I'll see you at home.

Okay.

I sold him the Belle Air Deluxe with the copper patina,

and I through in a bonus clause if we get this done by the 26th.

That's terrific.

I better go tell Woody.

Woody can wait... sit down.

What's up?

That was a smart move suggesting the bonus clause,

that's something your father would have done.

Well, I was trained by the best.

Well right now, the best isn't doing so well.

How would you and Molly feel about staying a little longer?

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

I love your ring, Princess Cut?

Do you mind if we take a Polaroid?

Why not take two?

Smile!

[CLICK - POLAROID SOUND]

Like $6,000 dollars, it's completely ridiculous...

okay, there was one dress

that I did actually really like though,

it was um, strapless...

and it was really long, and it was like beaded,

and it had this really pretty train...

oh my God, why am I talking about this?

Um, how was your day?

It was good,

yeah, I mean I was hurting a little bit this morning...

which could have been because of the tequila fog.

Yeah.

But, you know...

on the whole it was really good.

Um,

did ah,

did anything, did anything um...

happen last night?

Are you serious?

Yeah.

Josh you rocked my world.

I did?

You were magnificent.

I was?

[LAUGHTER]

God.

[LAUGHTER]

I mean we woke up in our underwear spooning...

what am I supposed to think?

You're a jerk.

God.

Nothing happened, trust me.

Thank God!

I mean not that it wouldn't have been,

that it wouldn't have been... it would have been fine,

if it did...

I'm, yeah, yah know, I'm just saying that...

there's no reason to make this anymore awkward.

Like this could really get more awkward.

Actually, I talked to my Mom today, and um, she was...

she was wondering if we could stay a little bit longer?

Oh, like ah, like through the weekend?

Um, I think she was thinking more like ah,

like a month, or so.

Oh,

um...

well what, what did you say?

Um, this is stupid,

you know what, I'll just tell her that you have to get back

for a job, or school, or whatever,

it's... I'm sorry, that was stupid.

Um,

no, no, um...

yeah, tell her we'll stay.

Really?

Yeah.

Thank you.

[MUSIC]

[LAUGHTER]

Ewe, ewe...

...oh my God.

[MUSIC]

You feel that?

Yeah.

Sure... mm hmm.

Now, come over here...

Oh.

...and feel the mahogany frame.

Oh God...

that's really smooth Isn't it?

[INTERCOM BEEP] Josh, line three.

That's really smooth.

Can you excuse me for a moment, ladies?

Alright.

Okay, we'll, we'll be right... here.

This is Josh...

...how can I help you?

Oh, I can think of a lot of ways, but I'm at work.

I was just about to call you.

Don't tell me you need a divorce attorney already?

No, no, not yet, but we barely got a chance

to catch up at the wedding...

I thought you might wanna get a bite, or ah,

a late drink?

I don't know if that's a good idea.

What about lunch?

Lunch seems like a great idea, don't you think?

It's the perfect meal to tide you over

between breakfast and dinner.

Josh.

Come on...

you can't face all those cheating husbands

on an empty stomach, can you?

Okay.

[GONG]

Oh... now this was a good idea.

Well we had to have at least one spa day before you leave.

Actually, I'm not going back tomorrow.

[CARLA GIGGLING]

[MUSIC]

So he ended up leaving the firm,

and I got promoted to partner.

Yeah, you seem like a cat who always lands on her feet.

Well you look like you're doing just fine yourself...

and now that you're engaged.

Ah, yes that is ah...

that's actually a whole other story.

Really, I would love to hear it.

Alright, why do you think I'm staying?

Ah, because I think you like playing fiancé with Josh...

Has been kinda fun.

...and because I think your falling in love with him.

[MOLLY LAUGHS OBNOXIOUSLY] HA!

So, you're not actually engaged?

No, no I'm ah,

I'm actually just as free and single as you.

My feelings are like... sister-brother.

You are so deep in denial... it's so sad.

[KNOCKING ON GLASS] Carla Mahoney...

five minutes.

Five minutes to what?

Oh...

I'm having a special wax.

[MOLLY LAUGHING]

You're getting a special wax?

Mm hmm.

[LAUGHTER]

So what are your plans looking like this afternoon?

They're looking better every minute.

In the shape of a heart?

Ah ha.

Do men like that?

Honey... men like anything that you do

to change things up down there...

do you wanna get one?

No, and plus Josh is coming back from lunch soon.

Who's he having lunch with?

Just a friend.

Let's get out of here.

Check please!

Giselle Brousard!

What? It's lunch... I trust him.

You, you trust him...

are you even listening to yourself?

They're both single!

It's time.

You know what, just forget it,

I don't even know what I'm talking about... they're just,

they're just catching up.

[MUSIC]

[MOANING] [DOOR POUNDING]

[MOANING] [DOOR POUNDING]

[TRAIN PASS]

No more yanky my wanky.

The Donger needs food!

[LAUGHING]

[GIGGLING]

Hell, he's three sheets to the wind,

he's drunk as a skunk.

Oh why don't you shut up Fred, shut up... Dong?

[HEAVY BREATHING]

What got into you?

I, I've never seen that heart thing before.

Wanna see it again?

Oh shit, I've gotta get home.

This is almost as hot as a real affair.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

[TRAIN PASSING]

Molly.

Molly.

Molly... you home?

Oh, oh God!

Oh God!

Oh God, ah... son-of-a...

I'm in the bath.

[CHUCKLING]

Um, yeah... just taking a bath in here.

No, yeah that, yeah... that sounds good, sounds relaxing.

Well it's a really big tub, so... no.

What?

Um, hey, how was ah... how was lunch with Giselle?

Oh, it was ah, it was good, you know it um...

it went a little long. Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I'm sorry... I'm sorry I didn't call.

Josh, we're not actually engaged,

alright... you don't have to call,

do whatever you want with whoever you want, it's fine.

Yeah, sorry, of course, I'm ah... it's actually,

it's good to hear you say that cause I ah,

we kinda... hooked up.

You mean like um... you hooked up, hooked up?

Yeah, yeah...

...it was kinda crazy, um, but don't worry,

I ah, I swore her to secrecy, so we're ah...

we're cool there.

You're, you're cool with me and Giselle hooking up, right?

Yep.

Well I'll let you ah,

finish um,

bathing...

or whatever?

[KNOCKING]

[BABY SCREAMING & CRYING]

This is a really bad time.

I'm sorry.

[MUSIC]

Well technically he didn't cheat on you.

It sure feels like he did.

Well if you're going to stay,

then we're going to have to find something to do

to keep your mind off of him.

Got any ideas?

[EXERCISE MACHINES]

Any other ideas?

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

Corrugated paper depletes moisture

and therefore ages the art,

while a linen matt keeps the art looking, ah...

...fresh and sexy.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

This is the Crystal Ballroom.

Oh, is this beautiful.

This is set up for a meeting, but it's incredibly versatile.

Sure, oh yes... it's stunning.

It's been here for a hundred years.

I think Josh and Molly would love it.

As you can tell...

there's quite a bit of French influence throughout the space.

The chandeliers are gorgeous, the view it's...

and of course we'd... do round tables.

You can do anything you like.

Josh and Molly are gonna be so happy

when they see what we found for them.

Oh yeah.

It's beautiful.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

Ah, ah...

could we take one more look at the ballroom, please?

Sure, sure... right this way.

Thank you.

[TRAIN PASSING]

[FOOTSTEPS]

Oh. Oh, no you can go.

Ah, you can go first.

No, no, no, no... you go, go, go, go.

No, it's fine. No, go.

Alright, well, okay... I'll just be a second. Mm hmm, yeah I'll just...

Just a second... unless you wanna go?

No, no, no, no. Okay, I'm going.

I'll just ah, I'll go ah, I'll make some ah,

some breakfast.

[SIZZLING EGGS]

How are things with Giselle?

You know, good... it is what it is.

I mean other than the physical...

ah, the sex is great,

but ah, other than that,

we don't really have a whole lot to talk about.

Huh?

I don't know, I just wish you could have both,

you know I wish you could have the physical, and the ah,

um, dah... whatever the hell that other thing is.

I think you're referring to love.

Ah, ha, ha... Molly I'm being serious.

I'm being serious too, I'm gonna go take a shower.

No, I love that place,

okay, yep, yep...

you can pick me up, sweet.

Sweet, see you later on, bye.

So ah, you remember that 60 frame job

that we had to turn over in 24 hours?

Mm hmm.

Well, the guy thanked me by giving me two tickets

to the Jazz Showcase tonight.

Cool.

So, I thought you might wanna come?

Oh, I can't tonight, yeah, I... I have plans.

Alright.

I um...

actually have kind of a date.

A date?

You're cool with that, right?

Yeah... yeah, of course, yeah.

Molly. Yeah.

Come here, I wanna show you something.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

Dude, what are we doing here?

What?

She's hot.

Okay, let's go to Wrigleyville.

[MUSIC]

[TRAIN PASSING]

So you were out late last night.

Oh, yeah, the band didn't go on till super late, so...

Did you have fun?

Um, yeah... I did actually.

Hey look, um, I don't know what your up to tonight,

but ah, I was thinking about going to get dinner at Brunahs.

Oh, I can't tonight.

What? You got another date?

Um, actually... yeah.

[MUSIC]

And he's studying to be an architect,

he's a vegetarian, he plays the drums on the weekends,

and, ready... he's British.

No.

Why not?

But you went out with that other guy.

I know, and it was weird,

alright it feels a little weird to be dating

when I'm working for my fiancé's parents,

while they're planning our wedding.

On that, can I just ask you a quick little question...

why are you torturing yourself?

Josh has given you an out, why don't you just take it?

You can go home

you can have a normal date.

Have you seen any of my ex-boyfriends,

the last thing I am capable is a normal date.

I know this might sound weird, but

in a way living with Josh

has shown me what I ultimately want

in a relationship.

I'm starting to really miss the sex part.

Oh no...

...oh honey, that's so sad.

It is sad. [CELL PHONE RINGING]

Hold on one second, is that... you know what,

I think that's my cell.

I'm just gonna check to make sure it's not the babysitter.

That's not good.

What?

I think I left my cell phone at your apartment.

Oh. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry, it's something I, ah geez...

Let's go.

Okay, I know where it is...

...really sorry.

SURPRISE!!!!!!!

Oh, okay... wow!

I figured if you had to go through all the bad stuff

of being engaged, you might as well get some of the good stuff.

You set me up.

Hi.

[GREETINGS AND CHATTER FROM THE CROWD]

Oh, you did a good job.

What were we talking about?

Jeff Prosky.

Oh, right

but even if he makes you a deal, don't buy too much.

I can handle Jeff Prosky, don't worry

what the hell are you doing?

Relax.

I'm just gonna chew on it.

Hey look, I'm not Mom,

if chewing on a cigar makes you happy, then...

Smoking it would make me happier,

but I'm not complaining.

How about you Josh... are you happy.

You mean like with work?

No...

I mean with Molly?

Ha ho, well...

finally something practical.

Your sex life is your business,

I'm talking about the rest.

Do you laugh together?

Do fight a lot about the little things,

or is it mostly good?

You know, I have to say it's been mostly good...

I mean, we fight but...

Listen kiddo, if you're married you're gonna fight,

the secret is knowing how to fight.

You think it's easy being married?"

Hard enough living with your own insecurities,

then just throw into the mix a kid or two

and you realize

that you wanna be with a person who chooses to laugh

at the absurdity of it all.

You get that feeling with Molly?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Josh, what I mean is...

can you be yourself around Molly?

I guess if I'm really honest about it,

I'm more comfortable around Molly Mahoney, than just about,

than just about anybody.

That's how you know she's the one.

He was already set up in LA when I got there,

so I tagged along with him to a few parties, and...

yeah one thing just led to another.

That's it?

Come on, we want details.

Yeah... like, when did you know you were gonna marry him?

When he took you away for your first romantic weekend together?

No.

The first time you...

slept together?

Actually, when we first slept together we were ten.

Oh. Ewe. What?

It was at Amy Gershon's birthday party.

Come on Molly, you are not getting off that easy

Josh has always been a player

how did you tame him?

It's like you guys all see this ladies man,

and underneath the trendy clothes,

he's really just a he's a big dork.

He's one of the, the most...

generous, kind, and loving people I've ever met...

and I really couldn't imagine spending the rest of my life

with anyone else.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

So, how was your fake bridal shower?

It was actually a lot of fun.

Really? Yeah, I had a good time.

Do you wanna see the best thing that I got?

Yeah, yeah.

Really?

Yeah, is it... should I be scared?

No, but you have to wait.

I'm a little bit nervous.

Oh, don't be nervous.

[MUSIC]

You know I could just turn around

and probably see you right now.

No, don't do it, it has to be a surprise.

Alright.

[MUSIC]

Okay, close your eyes... close them.

Mm... really? Yes.

Okay.

Okay.

Do you like it?

Ah, your ah,

your ah...

Oh...

thingy is...

yeah, it keeps doing that...

can you get it?

I can try.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

Molly, Molly, Molly... I can't, I can't.

Yeah you can, I want you to.

You sure?

No strings.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

You know what I was thinking?

What were you thinking?

[MOLLY LAUGHING]

Even rabbits take a break Josh.

Alright, what were you thinking?

Well, we have to do something to show

that we're moving forward with the wedding, right?

Right.

So, there's like a million details to planning a wedding...

everything has to be looked at,

everything has to be signed off on.

I'm listening.

I was thinking it would be kinda fun

if we let our parents do the heavy lifting,

and we just did the fun stuff.

What could possibly be fun about planning a wedding?

[MOLLY GIGGLES]

Select your target, sir.

Boom. Target selected.

Giant hands?

Nope, nope, nope eight bottle wine cooler.

You are out of your mind if you think you can hit that.

Ten dollars says I do it.

You're on... do it!

You ready? Yep.

Lefty.

Oh!

Oh, you suck at life... Wow!

You suck at life... you suck at life.

Wow, well you're a cheater, you're a cheater,

and I'm murdering you now.

You owe me ten dollars, you owe me ten dollars...

that's just the way it is.

Gone dead. Somebody owes me ten bucks.

Rrrrrrrr, Rrrrrrrr...

Ten bucks I am owed.

I'm melting your brain with my ray gun.

Okay, tell you what, I would like an opportunity

to win my money back and I'll tell you what it's gonna be,

anything in this store, anything, you pick it...

I will hit it with my laser gun.

Anything? Yep.

Umm...

Oh, come on.

Faux fur throw.

Done.

No, no, no, no, no... not from here, from over there.

Oh, come on.

I don't know how I'm gonna spend my ten dollars,

I feel like the world is my oyster

I can buy almost anything, like a little...

Do you want to play, do you want to play?

Don't screw it up...

I'm just saying, don't screw it up,

I'm just worried about you...

Oh! What? Yeah, biatch!

Did you just call me bitch in public?

What? Josh...

...hey...

Ah, Giselle.

...Josh, what a nice surprise,

I was actually on my way out, but...

No, no, no... it's totally fine...

Yeah. ...it's totally fine.

Yeah, totally, I ah...

I'm just gonna be in the lingerie section.

Hey.

[DISTANT CHATTER]

[GISELLE LAUGHING]

There you go.

[PHONE RINGS]

What? Where are you guys?

We're waiting for you at the caterers.

What?

Oh, that lemon sauce...

...dissolves on the back of your tongue like a...

...tangy communion wafer.

I'll take your word for it.

Now...

Stavros's smoked jalapeno pop overs are so delicious,

you can eat them plain.

But if you drizzle Nikko's jalapeno relish on top,

mm... perfection, ah!

It's mine...

It's his... I made it.

What's wrong with you?

I told you, I'm not hungry.

So you can't even try to act like you're enjoying yourself?

Stavros...

...let me try one of those jalapeno thingies.

Absolutely.

You're not supposed to eat spicy.

What's it gonna do kill me?

That's not funny.

Mm, that's good...

are you sure you don't want to try?

No.

And now we serve what Nikkos calls

the groom's dilemma

choosing between the Ahi Carpaccio

and, the Spicy Tuna.

I think I want both.

You can't have both Josh...

you have to commit to one or the other.

Ah, you can have both... so everybody's happy.

Yeah.

Some dilemma.

Oh, and, and...

what is a wedding without a cake.

Ah!

I'm sold, that looks good.

Me too.

[MUSIC]

Oh yeah, here we go,

Molly, you gotta try some of this cake.

I can't do this anymore.

We have other cakes.

So many cakes.

What is going on with you?

This, the, the, the caterers, the photographers,

the engagement, everything.

Josh it's over, and I'm so sorry Mr. Shiffman.

Molly.

Ah, just give me a minute.

[HEAD SMACK]

Molly, Molly wait, wait.

Will you let me go. No, no.

Not until you tell me what the hell is going on.

What is this about? I don't know.

Is this about running into Giselle.

No, it's not about Giselle.

Is this about last night? No, I just, I can't.

Because we can talk about that.

Josh, I just can't. Why not?

Josh, I can't, I, I... We have our parents inside.

...I'm in love with you.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

Taxi.

We're gonna need some doggie bags here.

Oh, oh, no, you need no doggie bags.

They kiss and make up.

Happens every wedding folks.

Champagne for everybody.

OPA!

What's wrong with Max?

He doesn't look to good.

Call 911.

Now!

[KNOCKING]

Looks like somebody needs a cocktail.

I am so going to hell.

I'm sure you're exaggerating.

It was Max's dying wish to see the two of us end up together...

I just stomped on it, yah know, I just...

I just stomp, stomp, stomped on it!

Oh, I'm sorry.

I am so going to hell.

So, she went Bridezilla on you?

Yeah.

Any idea what pushed her over the edge?

I have no idea.

You think she saw me grab your ass?

Okay so you saw her grab his ass.

But you knew they were sleeping together, right?

Yeah.

Well, and you and Josh are just friends, right?

Ah.

Right?

Well, it's complicated.

Molly.

Ah,

yeah,

Molly and I, ah...

we've been living together you know

and we may,

we may have slept together,

we, we slept together.

Well I don't think you're the first man to sleep

with his fiancé.

Giselle, I... Josh, we're friends with benefits.

One of the benefits is we don't owe each other

any explanations, okay?

So are you saying that you would be happy

having a... friends with benefits relationship?

No, I...

Well, then what do you want?

I don't know... I've known her my whole life,

she was just a little redheaded squirt annoying me

for most of it.

I thought that's what she still was,

and yet now I...

I don't wanna be with anybody else

except that little redheaded squirt.

If you want something more you've gotta tell her.

Don't get me wrong, I'd hate to lose our afternoon rendezvous,

but if you think that you've found someone

you can stand to be with, and she can stand to be with you

even when you're both having really shitty days,

and neither of you feel like shaving anything.

And he looks at you like you're a Victoria Secret model

in an old sweatshirt and jeans...

don't give that one up.

Because if you think you're gonna find that

with everyone you sleep with, you don't...

I oughta know.

I don't know... I don't know, I don't know, ah...

I didn't plan on saying I love you.

It just kinda popped out.

Well, at least he knows now how you feel.

Yeah?

Question is, how does he feel about you?

[PHONE RINGS]

Saved by the ring.

Hey mom.

I'm sure he's gonna be just fine, you'll see,

Max is a fighter.

Josh is on his way.

Oh, thank God, what'd you tell him?

Max had a heart attack.

A suspected... heart attack.

Suspected?

My husband was clutching his chest,

he was gasping for breath.

And red as a goddamn lobster.

You're not helping.

Do y'all have any medical training whatsoever?

Listen nurse, whatever your name is,

I know my husband...

and he was having a massive heart attack!

[MUSIC]

Well, what do you say young man?

Reflux esophagitis.

Reflux esopha?

Heartburn Max, heartburn.

Ha, ha, ha...

Here take two of these, and you should be good, okay?

But just to be safe we're gonna run a few more tests, okay?

Sure.

Do me a favor will yah doc,

break it to my wife gently,

my family has a tendency to overreact.

You got it Max.

I'm gonna have the nurse bring you some water.

Hey, excuse me, do you know where the emergency room is?

We're looking for Max Shiffman.

Oh, I'm his doctor.

Oh. Is he okay?

He's okay, for now,

just... just a little heartburn.

Great, can we... can we see him, or?

Sure, you and your wife can see him in about a half hour.

Oh, yeah, we're not married.

No, we're just friends.

...Oh, okay.

Thanks. Yeah, you're welcome.

Are you serious?

Yeah, he'll be out shortly.

Oh, gosh, I'm just, I'm so sorry...

I feel like this is all my fault, I had a big meltdown.

No, no sweetie... this is not your fault.

I know why you called off the engagement.

You... you do?

I saw Josh with that other woman at The Blackstone Hotel...

I thought we raised him better.

Oh, no, no, no Mrs. Shiffman,

we, we haven't been totally honest.

You, you raised a good man.

Hi, we're looking for Max Shiffman.

Oh, no I didn't.

Oh, no he didn't.

Oh, no you didn't.

Oh, yes he did.

Hey, we just heard the good news...

You have some nerve bringing that little tramp in here.

Wow, who are you calling a tramp?

I saw you together at the hotel.

God, Mom is that why you've been being so crazy?

So, it's true?

Shit,

Molly and I aren't really engaged.

Engaged or not I can not believe

you brought her here after you slept with Molly.

You slept with Molly?

Sean, Sean Sean, you don't understand.

I understand, she's just another one of your girls,

that's my sister man.

God, no man, it's not like that. What's it like?

I love her.

You love me?

Yeah,

yeah, I do,

I do... I love you Molly.

Hey, did you mean what you said about my sister?

Give him some air, give him some air.

Just get him some ice, he should be okay.

Oh my God, oh my God, I am so sorry...

I'm so sorry, have no idea why I just hit you.

Help me up, Tyson.

[MUSIC]

Molly, this is my Grandmother's ring...

and I want you to have it,

and not because of my Dad...

but because I can't image spending one more minute

of my life without you.

Will you have me?

Yes. Yes.

Awe, and he did it on one knee.

[MUSIC]

Will somebody please tell me what the hell is going on?

[LAUGHTER]

You wanna tell him, or should I?

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God...

You're doing good, you're doing good...

Okay, I'm pushing, I'm pushing.

[HEAVY BREATHING]

Oh God, oh God, oh God...

Just keep pushing.

Is it a boy or a girl?

I don't know!

Well look at it!

[HEAVY BREATHING]

Oh God, oh God,

oh God...

Just keep pushing,

Oh God, oh God, oh God...

just keep pushing, okay.

Okay Molly, you're gonna give me just one, big push.

Oh my God.

[CRYING BABY]

Congratulations, it's a boy!

We made a boy,

oh, we made a boy.

I'm proud of you.

Oh, we made a boy, I wanna hold him,

I wanna hold him, oh God, oh...

[MUSIC]

Have you picked a name yet?

His name is Max.

[MUSIC]