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Dammit, Mom! You didn't wake me for my exam!

No need to shout!

- Where's my ID? - No idea!

I'll drive you.

No choice anyway!

No choice... I'm just as nervous as you.

Hurry up. Take everything.

Damn it!

Come on Jade, hurry.

Close the door, honey.

Xavier! What's he up to?

I have no idea.

I forgot my bra.

Who cares about your damn bra?

So?

It won't start.

It's exam day.

It's mock exams today!

My exam, not yours!

It's a disaster! I'm panicking!

If it's for her exam, use my car.

Amazing!

Great.

Where is it?

Over there.

If I'm driving this, I must really love you.

Hold on tight.

We're all purple!

Can't you see?

I swear.

Keep studying, honey.

"Memory and history both treat the past..."

Learn to drive before honking, asshole!

Yeah, I'm a woman.

I passed in front.

You're filming me?

You're not stressed.

Gotta relax. Check out Thug Mamma.

You're not stressed out.

Oh motherfucker!

Shit, this sucks.

I don't believe it. Do something, Mom.

Hello.

Pull over, please.

Sure thing.

Know why I stopped you?

No.

Your speed.

- Why? - 30 over the limit.

I'm sorry. It's not like me.

I'm having my period. I'm all bloody.

I was speeding because I need to change clothes.

Look, it's a massacre.

- Go on. - Sorry.

Thank you, sir.

I'll try not to squash you.

Welcome, Jade.

You okay, sweetie?

SWEETHEART

Call after exam. Am worried.

Your card, Mom?

I can't hear with the helmet.

I have to get the menus.

"Good morning, Mom."

Morning, Mom.

See? It wasn't hard.

- Here. - Thanks.

Your sister was accepted.

- Where? - Canada.

That's nice.

You don't care.

About what?

You'll miss her, trust me.

I've lived alone for a year.

- I miss no one. - Because you know we're here.

Do you miss me?

We work together, honey.

Everything's fine.

We're all here, happy, healthy.

It's all cool.

Don't flip over nothing.

It's not nothing.

Write me something on Jean Moulin.

I have other stuff to do!

Jean Moulin?

Here I am searching Jean Moulin.

In bathroom. Fast.

Relax, I'm hurrying.

Bertier, party of 3. Did she confirm?

For 12:30.

- Sometimes she calls. - She did last night.

How did it go, sweetie?

This is Mrs. Legendre, the principal.

You know why I'm calling.

No, not really.

What you did was serious.

If you want Jade to graduate,

come here now.

I'm coming. I'm on my way.

- What is it? - No idea.

I ruined Jade's exam.

- How? - You're in charge.

Come in.

Hello.

You find it funny.

- Talking to me? - Indeed.

Why use that tone?

You helped your daughter cheat?

Don't lie. We have proof.

And she confessed.

You're sullying her future.

Parents like you

are undermining the Republic.

It's that bad?

- You should be ashamed. - For?

Supplying her with information

for her mock baccalaureate exam.

I have no phone at work.

Maybe my son answered. We work together.

When I called, you picked up.

Yes... so?

So it's you

who helped her cheat.

I said it wasn't me.

Your lies are serious.

No, death is serious. Spare me the Gestapo routine.

- Jade cheated? - Indeed.

What you did is very bad.

It's shameful.

Sorry.

She's right. Drop out of school.

Skip college. Cut the crap.

Wash dishes for me. I need someone.

Learn on the job.

Are you serious?

Why even graduate

if it's to go to college only to get welfare?

Robots will take over anyway!

I make sacrifices for Canada

but honestly, expel her. I'd prefer!

You don't deserve me!

Calm down.

No, I won't calm down!

You left her head spinning!

- She's a lunatic! - Totally.

"Your scorn for education will spoil Jade's future."

What bullshit.

Damn.

- You're the best. - Close call.

You know...

- You got in. - Where?

Alcatraz.

Canada, idiot!

I already knew.

You didn't say?

It wasn't the right time.

I got an email, but I know it's hard for you.

It's great.

It's wonderful.

It really is.

- You sure? - I'm positive. 100% sure.

It'll be amazing.

For real!

- I still need honorable mention. - We'll get it.

It's your daughter's education.

The alimony is supposed

to pay for it.

I forgot.

Don't you ever

forget things?

Nothing concerning the kids.

You forgot last year too.

You're a pain!

No good schools in France?

We had an agreement!

Know the cost of living?

I'm broke. Irina delivers soon.

Great!

So no school for your daughter!

Wonderful, bye!

Kids...

We need to talk.

12 YEARS EARLIER

To start with, we love you a lot.

For sure.

A lot.

And...

nothing is your fault.

And...

And what?

Mommy decided to leave Daddy.

No, we both decided to separate. It's not...

No, it's not... It's you who decided.

I want to save our family.

But who destroyed it?

You pulled the trigger!

This isn't what we decided to say.

They can know the truth: I don't want to leave.

They mustn't think I decided to.

Okay, I see.

Do I explain what you've done for months

in hotel rooms?

Go on, tell them.

So, Daddy...

he...

We're listening.

Son of a..

- Damn it. - Don't worry, Jade.

Grandpa, are you proud about Canada?

Why didn't you tell me, Mom?

Now you know.

Why Canada?

Why not France? That's my question.

You didn't mind when Theo wanted to go.

That's different.

Because he's a boy?

So it's official.

I'm less of a loser.

I wasn't into school.

Or getting rej'd.

Whatever.

"Rej'd".

Soon you'll talk in Morse code.

Shortening every word. Honestly...

Rej'd...

What's that?

It's for after the operation.

- When is it? - The 27th.

27 is a lucky number.

Very.

Very lucky number, 27.

You're getting vodka all over my bed.

I'll get killed.

Elderflower!

- How old is it? - Seriously?

We'll do shots?

Are you all crazy?

Is it a nightclub in here?

We work so hard.

Turn off the music!

We didn't drink a lot, ma'am.

It's time to go, guys.

Where are you going?

Don't "ma'am" me. It's very suspicious.

We're going to the razing.

- The what? - Razing. I told you.

- What's that? - A techno festival.

Two words that scare me.

- Forget your resin. - Our parents said yes.

I don't care. I'm a parent too.

We have to go.

Where is it?

- The old slaughterhouse. - Dream on!

Don't laugh. I hate it when you're giggly!

The way you put it...

- It was renovated. - It's very safe.

It's clean. Almost no blood on the walls.

Not funny.

Bye, ma'am.

My phone.

Clever girl.

- You can't go. - Goodnight.

- Unbelievable! - Sleep well.

"Sleep well."

The candles!

- Can you blow them out? - Sure!

How irresponsible. I'm furious!

Love ya, bye!

Got any money?

What's resin?

Jade!

Louis!

You, here? Come...

- Where to? - That way.

Why are you here alone?

I lost all my friends.

You with my brother?

Yeah but I lost him too.

So let's have fun.

Take anything?

Just a little.

Don't tell Theo.

- Of course. - He'll kill me if he sees I'm wasted.

You promise?

I'm so glad to see you!

Me too. It's great.

Like last summer?

Stop...

Quiet, he'll kill me.

Forget it. It's no big deal.

How much do you love me?

- Suspense! - 12.

12 out of 10?

- Yeah! - That's huge.

How about you?

1,000,668,000.

My turn!

Your turn.

I love you 14 billion times 10.

Jeez!

How about you?

40,000.

40,000? That's not bad.

That's huge!

No babysitter?

We said you'd watch them tonight.

You're 600 years old now.

Look what I did.

When you press this,

I saved my number, so my phone rings.

- Go on. - It's ringing.

- Yes? - Hello.

Police, please.

Any worries? Mom will be there in 15 minutes.

Goodbye.

So no panic.

What if a child rapist comes?

It's called a pedophile, Lola.

How do you know?

In The Magic Donkey, he wants to marry his daughter.

He's a pedophile.

See?

You taught her that?

I like to use the right words.

I'm dizzy.

So stop swinging.

No, it's nice to get fresh air.

Really?

- What? - I was looking for you.

Bullshit. I looked all over for you.

I went to pee, you vanished.

You did! Jade lost her friends.

Her loser friends are there.

They're not losers.

Yes, they are.

Can you take me home?

No way. Forget it.

You're mean.

Want to act grown up? So go home alone!

Look at her.

So what? It's her fault.

She's your sister.

Butt out!

You can't leave her!

- Look at her. - What do I care?

Why are you so pissed off?

Do your own thing. Later.

- Going? - You bet.

What's his problem?

So sweet of him.

I'll take you home.

Yeah!

Come on.

Let's go.

Come on.

Chillax...

"But it's just an old tree trunk!"

"The geese are gone."

She can't see the crocodile.

On the page before, there was a really big one.

To your divorce!

To life!

End of lease.

Time to build.

I'm thirsty.

Toasting to divorce is weird.

I'm divorced, you too now.

But I don't want... just sex.

I need emotion.

Unlike you.

Unlike me?

We need trust, not one-night stands.

I'm hot to trot.

- You want to bang. - Exactly.

In slang?

I can't understand you!

Bang, boff, boof...

Hurry. Don't end up with an old fart.

Slang is young.

I got it.

Bone. Dong.

You dong?

Let your body talk!

I can let my body talk all by myself.

It's all nice, all of it.

I may try girls.

Hear that?

Dead silence.

Maybe women lick better.

And more often.

Divorcees should at least try new stuff.

With a babe...

You understand "babe"?

Just checking.

At least she'll know how to please you.

No instructions or explanations needed.

It just flows.

- Go on in. - It's fine.

I'm leaving. Just a sec.

I heard you and your friends.

I hear I'm a pretty good lesbian.

If you want we can leave together.

I don't know...

I'm Medhi.

- Heloise. - Nice to meet you.

Your skirt is in your stockings.

Darn.

- The Lomo? - Let's go.

I'm not going, girls.

I'll explain why. Don't turn around.

Don't turn around.

A guy in the bathroom,

pretty hot, is meeting me at the corner.

He's waiting.

Don't look! What pains.

I'm going. It's the "divorce effect"!

Go on.

One ring means it's fine. Two rings

means he's a perv. Then call me.

- Go on... - Goodbye!

What does "perv" mean?

Louise, dammit. "Perv"! It's easy!

He's hot.

I wasn't sure you'd come.

Here I am.

- All good? - I don't feel well.

- We're here. - I want to puke.

Want to puke?

Hold on.

Can you pull my hair back?

See how much you drank? You okay?

It's awful.

- You okay? - I think I'm better.

You can go, no worries.

- Leave you alone? - I'll be fine.

I'll see you back.

I'll help you up.

- Go to sleep. - You won't like me now.

I'll still like you, but later.

I'm crazy. What time is it?

I'm bat-shit crazy.

My daughter is watching the kids.

- How many kids do you have? - I have... 3.

You had them young.

Thanks...

Want to meet again?

It's complicated. I have three kids.

Why?

I'm with them nonstop when it's my week.

This is a first.

I can't...

And when it's his week?

I cry.

Cry in my arms.

Then I'll cry when I leave you.

I won't put this on.

I'll do it in the elevator.

You like to cry.

I'm pragmatic.

Awful word for that pretty mouth!

You don't have kids. It'll become an issue.

We can see what life...

I know life.

We spend a night, then 2, then 3, then...

I'm off. I'm getting...

- You annoy me. - Big deal?

No, but I have to go.

I'd like to kill my children now.

But no, too much bad press.

Wait, where's my boot?

- Get dressed normally. - It's all here.

My sweater!

Bye.

No way.

I don't believe it.

If I lost my keys, is God punishing me?

No fucking way!

Yes fucking way!

Unbelievable!

Who is it?

Mom. It's me, honey.

Can you open?

How's my sweetie?

Honeybun.

You're so warm!

Where were you?

I woke up early to buy you donuts.

I forgot my keys.

Donuts, cool!

- Hi, honey. - Why are you holding your shoes?

It's because... I didn't want to make noise.

Because I thought maybe...

I carried them by hand.

If Daddy was here forgotting your keys wouldn't matter.

"Forgetting", not "forgotting".

Is Daddy coming back?

They're divorced. It's over.

Donuts for everyone in the kitchen!

Come on, donut party!

Mom?

Do you always wear makeup to go buy donuts?

I put on makeup every morning.

Donuts for me!

I call "first"!

Not in the morning.

No, baby.

Love it.

So gross!

Stop now.

What's this new video craze?

I'm anticipating.

What?

Misfortunes.

Whatever.

So why?

I'm making souvenirs.

- Of? - When you're gone.

Without "honorable mention", forget Canada.

Given my study habits, no need to worry.

Happy?

Admit it. You want me with you.

Put out that crap.

Turn off your crap too.

Okay, deal.

Last puff.

What an interesting shot.

You're wrong.

It'll help me not miss you

and the mess you made when you were here.

Do I really look like this?

Mom, I'm working.

Fuck, I really look like that.

Terrifying.

Instead of flipping out,

can you sign my FFRF since I'm a minor?

What's an FFRF?

Free-fall Release Form.

What's free-fall?

Sky-diving from an airplane.

- Seriously? - It's with my savings.

Lousy argument.

It's my dream.

My dream was to marry George Clooney. I gave it up.

Why?

I'm not George Clooney's type.

We can't please everyone.

Why can't I skydive?

I don't know, think about it!

I don't want you dead or paralyzed.

Theo's motorcycle is much worse!

I prefer you.

You say that to each of us.

The answer is no.

- Why no? - Just no!

- Why? - Because it's no!

End of discussion.

Skydiving? Are you crazy?

I'll be 18 soon and do it anyway!

So do it anyway.

- End of what discussion? - FFRF.

- Know what it is? - Sure.

You knew and never told me?

No need to get you worked up.

- Where shall we eat? - You pick.

Stop filming!

- I'm filming the family. - Yeah, great.

Sulking because I say no once.

Why didn't you film me?

Because back then there weren't any...

iPhones.

Yeah but we had a small camera.

You just didn't care.

Why do you say that, honey?

You immortalize her departure. Mine made you happy.

I wasn't happy.

After you left, I still had 2 at home. Now I'll be alone.

Theo and I aren't dead.

You're still our mom.

How exhausting.

We're having lunch then we can prep.

- 3 pm, okay? - Fine.

Kiss the mother you're happy to see.

You never helped me prep.

Don't be a pain!

Making a list of what I didn't do?

How about what I did, including pregnancy?

Play that game and I win hands-down.

Anger suggests guilt.

Have you lost your mind?

I don't feel guilty at all.

But you come just to be a pain.

Settling your scores, as if love could be counted.

You just add it all up.

Pains in the ass! Two ingrates!

Only criticism!

All you do is play the blame game.

We're here for everything.

I lost my appetite.

Never happy. Go have children, I swear.

Bye!

Dammit!

The two of them... they...

they join forces

against a mother who did tons and not a word of thanks!

No filming. No memories.

In sum, nothing is allowed.

No "no", no nothing.

Just "Yes, sure, honey."

"Skydive and land on your face!"

Bullshit.

You gotta reserve.

Anyway we're not leaving.

You bet we are. Bad music!

It's great music!

My ears are bleeding, I swear!

In 2 seconds you'll be Dancing Queen!

Queen?

But it's Mom's birthday!

You know how it'll be.

Tipsy she'll be like who what...

Can I sleep here tonight?

She will... You know it.

Rephrase. You sound like a Tetris.

You're the Tetris...

Can I sleep here tonight? So?

What'll you tell my brother?

I'll go home then come back...

If you own it...

You're down?

Who's Bonnie Tyler?

You know who Bonnie Tyler is!

Bye, Grandpa.

Goodbye, sweetie.

Thanks, Dad.

I'm so happy you came to my birthday.

If I don't come for your birthday, when do I come?

It means a lot to me.

Some cake tomorrow?

I need to have an empty stomach.

For the operation.

I'll take you to the hospital.

I'll take a taxi.

Don't argue. I'll take you there.

Have fun, girls. Enjoy.

Love ya, Dad.

He freaked me out. He acts relaxed, but he's worried.

I'm terrified. And honey, I love you.

Don't doubt it. I'll film your wedding.

I won't get married.

Childbirth.

I won't have kids.

I'll film a sex-tape with your boyfriend.

- Not funny. - Look, you smiled.

Little wiseass.

You're my baby...

Fabienne...

Happy birthday.

- Thank you. It's for soon. - Very.

We won't all fit in the elevator.

See you in a sec.

It's great to see you.

- It's been a while. - Since I met Fabienne.

- How are you? - Fine.

The first baby is a bit scary.

My last one is moving out. That's scary too.

We'll never have been in sync.

- Sorry. - Excuse me.

What's going on?

Is this the Jamaican embassy?

Happy birthday!

Need any help with the weed?

This crap again?

They'll start a fire! Put them out!

- It's wild! - I said put them out.

Come dance!

There you go! Candles are a disaster.

- You dancing? - Coming!

Isn't my DJ great?

He's super.

Super, isn't he?

- Come on, let's dance. - Coming!

Can you play Larusso?

You'll Forget Me, Larusso!

She loves it.

No way! I'm doing a house set.

I swear, we all love Larusso.

It'll break the mood!

It won't. This hip stuff gets boring.

Come on, please.

- I have it. - So do I.

- What's your number? - After.

Okay! Afterwards.

- Sure? - I'll play it.

See, baby? Parties always end the same.

Paper plates in plastic trash bags.

Party Trashers.

Now that's a good one.

You're tired, right?

We'll do that tomorrow.

Tonight, I counted.

Three ex-boyfriends.

That's huge.

Given my age, it's not that many.

Ever cheat on Dad?

It never crossed my mind.

If you had, you'd still be together.

You have weird theories.

You never know.

Want some pasta?

Sure.

Grater.

Mom, what are you doing?

"Grate" rap.

Someone knocked.

It must be a thief.

Thieves don't knock.

- Who is it? - Louis.

- Louis who? - Louis!

All good?

Yes, it is Louis.

You good?

Forget something?

He's sleeping here.

But Theo moved out.

With me.

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay.

Good.

Goodnight.

That's great. Goodnight, kids.

I mean "adults".

Your mom's next door.

So you want to leave?

Tell me.

No, I'll stay.

We don't have to do it now.

But I want the first time to be with you.

Dad?

I'm coming.

Hello.

- Hello. - Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Shall we go?

Sure thing.

"And my buttocks? Like my buttocks?"

Yeah, you have a nice ass.

That's not the right answer.

Answers are right or wrong in advance?

Yes.

You never saw Contempt?

Godard.

You know Godard?

Sort of.

What?

How can you be so uncultured?

What?

You're already insulting me?

Godard is a classic.

You can't be French and not know Godard. Makes no sense.

Don't know him. What's this?

Fuck you! First.

Your binkie.

It's my binkie and I love him.

So calm down.

Has he seen Godard?

Of course. He's seen everything with me.

For 17 years he's accompanied me.

You want to uproot him overnight?

I like him. I'll keep him.

That's weird too.

CONTEMPT

I take that badly.

The hospital's depressing, but great donuts.

You're okay?

Fine.

Why wouldn't I be?

- What is it? - Nothing.

It went well.

Really?

I didn't want to grill you.

It's none of my business. It's your life.

I wouldn't intrude.

Did you use protection?

You slept with your binkie too?

Yeah.

Gotta love me as is.

I taught you that?

Damn, I'm good.

It's the main rule.

Mom, I have to go study.

Can I leave you here with grandpa?

No problem, honey.

My bag.

Love ya!

You must not eat any food after 8 pm.

Can I ask you to come closer? I can't hear.

I said you mustn't eat starting at 8 tonight.

All right. Now I hear better.

No water?

Just a sip.

Nothing after 8.

Just a sip.

Okay.

A tiny sip.

What's your name? Julie?

My name is Jules.

So Jules, Julie...

We can get along.

Do you work tonight?

So I'll see you again.

Why are you crying, baby?

Stop calling me "baby".

Why? "Baby" is cute.

When it's my mom. Not you.

But it's romantic.

Romantic?

Romantic is sending me flowers or poems.

"Baby" is my boyfriend thinking he's my dad.

Okay, sorry. So... Jade?

Did you enjoy our evening?

Very much, sir.

Really? You don't regret it?

No, why?

It's something.

Having done it or having done it with you?

Both.

I feel no change and it was over fast.

Gee, thanks.

That's not what I meant...

- You regret it. - No, I don't.

On the contrary.

I regret not acting sooner.

- That's nice. - I'm glad.

Theo is coming by now.

- Call me! - What?

Should I tell him?

Don't tell him. One sec.

- I lost my phone. - Just relax.

- Did it ring? - Wait!

Don't tell me to wait! Unbelievable!

Relax, you sound like a madwoman!

No way. You can't understand!

You can buy a new one.

Not what's inside!

I had everything in there. The videos of you...

of my father.

Imagine if he dies in hospital!

You don't have Alzheimer's.

Filming me nonstop was weird.

It's because you're young!

You think life is... but it isn't!

Life's the opposite.

It's not... It's something that...

Finish your sentences. It's scary.

I'm panicking.

I had everything in it, every memory of you this year.

It's all I'll have after you've gone.

Mom, I haven't left yet!

I'm here. It'll be fine.

What'll I have after you've gone?

I filmed everything.

I had our jokes, our wakeups,

even you smoking, our breakfasts, everything!

My only memories since... When did I start?

They're gone, vanished. We have to find it.

You'll film me with another.

Not the same thing!

We need to find it. Call me.

Did you check all your pockets?

I slammed the car door shut, and then I forget.

I can't remember.

It'll be fine.

I'm exhausted!

It's gloomy in here. You kill someone?

Mom lost her phone.

Stop talking with that fucking helmet.

This "fucking helmet" could save my life.

My dad gets operated and you bring up your death!

What's got into you?

Hello.

You're all very weird.

What do you want?

I forgot my weed.

No weed! End of the world.

Sort of.

Did you track her phone?

What?

Meaning?

You can track it remotely.

What?

There's an app to see where your phone is.

I don't have the app.

I set it for you.

You did?

When I lived here.

Why?

Let me explain...

- Don't ask. Not now. - Stop!

Were you spying on me?

Totally.

Don't be a pain!

It was to know when you'd be home.

Not today. Just show me.

- Track it. - Turn the app on.

There.

There's your phone.

This dot here.

- That's my phone? - Yep.

- What's it doing? - It's moving.

- It is. - And fast.

Let's go.

Come on.

My genius son! Let's get going!

Careful, Mom!

Can it be wrong?

No, it can't be wrong.

It's straight ahead.

Okay.

Damn motorcycle.

What's he doing?

What the hell?

Are you crazy?

Son of a bitch!

Look at him!

It's your son, Mom!

What?

No need to die for a phone!

That's how he drives?

He's crazy. He's acting cocky.

I hear you.

Mom, can you hear me?

I can't talk. We're tracking my phone.

Yeah, I know.

How do you know?

I can track your phone.

Since when do you spy?

It's just to see if you date.

That's not spying?

We couldn't ask

if you were dating.

Just don't stay single for us.

Damn you all!

- We're cute. - Yes.

- But find my phone, not my lovers. - Drive.

- He just goes straight. - Don't blame me.

Where will we end up?

So?

He must be here!

- Where? - Here!

- He stopped moving. - He's hiding.

We came for nothing.

Why is there no one?

The signal stopped.

No more battery?

- It stopped blinking. - He's in the metro!

I'll follow him on my bike.

- Come on, Mom! - No, forget it!

Stop! Come back here.

Forget the metro.

I don't care now.

Come here, Theo, Lola.

I don't care anymore.

My little babies.

Come in my arms.

I need longer arms to take you all in.

My little honeybuns...

What is "UM"?

- "Ultra marvelous". - LOL.

Mommy.

Baby or grownup?

Grownup.

Grownups don't cry, sweetie-pie.

I wanted us all to be together on vacation!

With Daddy and you.

Yes but Mommy spent all of July with you.

Now Daddy has you for August.

I'm a real grownup. Stick with me.

I'm strong.

It's time.

Are you coming?

Go on, honey.

Go on, sweeties.

Bye.

Bye, honey.

One little picture.

Of course, one little pic.

Come on, a little pic.

Souvenir of the great phone chase.

Stop driving like a maniac.

You were great support.

See how we go all out for you?

We knew you cared.

Anything wrong?

You eat a lemon or what?

Health Department.

Shit.

Are we good?

Hello, guys... Morning, sir.

Morning, ma'am.

All good? Everything's in order?

No, your gas burners aren't up to code.

We change them next week. It's planned.

- I have the bills. - Show me.

What's this?

Mayonnaise.

Sauces without preservatives must be thrown away.

I kept that for myself.

I love mayonnaise.

It's not for customers. Isn't it from yesterday?

I'll need to fine you.

I don't understand why.

It's fine overnight in a fridge.

It'll be 2,000 euros.

You're right. What's urgent today is mayo.

GMOs, terrorism and migrants matter much less.

It's the mayo.

- Dining room? - You bet.

Straight to the dining room.

So...

Enjoy. No smoking in Canada.

Too damn cold.

It sucks. You walk in tunnels in the winter.

I mean... it's really awful.

Cold is hot.

A moment of silence for your shitty joke.

Good job, Jasmine!

- Why are you here? - Just passing by.

- Want a beer? - No thanks.

Just kidding.

When will you tell Theo?

Dunno.

Soon, I think. It won't be easy.

He'll freak out.

What'll you two do for Canada?

You're going to Canada?

Yes, well, I got accepted.

It's good news in itself...

Why didn't you tell me?

I need honorable mention to go.

Everyone gets honorable mention now.

I'm upset you didn't tell me!

I ruined the atmosphere.

Not at all!

Pardon me!

- I'm sorry. - I'm really upset.

I can't. I have my kids.

You'd have walked by?

- You okay? - Not great.

Frank didn't take the kids.

I worked, came here.

- Drinks. - I don't drink.

- Try. - I should go.

They're asleep! 2 minutes.

Lemon verbena tea.

Lemon verbena tea?

No, cut the crap.

- With butter cookies? - Funny.

- Verbena and what? - Nothing.

Verbena vodka...

Verbena vodka for Heloise, please.

His name?

Olivier.

Thanks, Olivier.

That's nice.

Can I ask something?

You won't get upset?

Your name?

I'm Heloise.

"Heloise" is pretty.

You can separate it.

Hello... Ise!

Or you can do: "Hey... Loise".

I see.

It's better than Maga... lie.

It's true. Or Clo... thilde.

That doesn't work.

I love this. How about this?

- I see hair. - Can't see you.

See my hair?

- Why? - You got none.

Let's get moving.

- Get what? - Moving.

Moving?

Sure why not?

- My place or yours. - Look.

You choose.

No, but...

"No but" what?

I really want to...

but I can't.

Why not?

Because!

Because? That's no answer.

- See ya! - There are people.

"People"... meaning?

- At my place. - In your head?

At your place.

People in my head and at home.

Gotta call the cops.

No! There are people...

Do you know them?

Nice?

Can't you tell them it's time to go?

They're kids.

- Your kids? - Exactly.

How cute!

I thought it was my hairline.

No connection, but I can't.

I love kids too.

It's not possible.

I really have to go.

Stop. I can't, really.

What?

Wait.

Quiet.

Take off your shoes.

The kids are in there. I took mine off too.

- Seriously? - Yeah.

- No shoes? - Yes, they make noise.

- How old are they? - 5, 7, 11.

Wow, three!

Sorry, it's...

- Not my fault. - No, mine.

I'm the noisy one.

What a mess.

- Here. - Health hazard.

I can't go in there.

We'll clean up.

Careful...

I'll clean off the couch so we can use it.

My foot!

Are you okay?

Don't laugh! It hurts!

I'm not laughing.

What's this?

What?

Unbelievable.

I'm in pain.

I need to see the kids.

I have to go.

Call me.

I'll check. I probably woke them.

- I just slam the door? - Yeah.

I'm sorry.

What's your number?

She killed me.

- You okay, Mommy? - Sleep, honey.

Where were you?

I was in my office working.

Time for school?

Go back to sleep.

No big deal because I won't go back to school.

What?

Terrible! Talk tomorrow.

Okay.

Sleep, honey.

How was your evening?

Fair.

Do anything dumb?

Never.

"...world stage." I understand nothing.

I can't wait to finish with this crap.

We forget it all anyway.

So?

Let go. The fridge won't fly away.

Nothing to eat.

And so?

So I'll have Nutella.

Mommy?

Why does Daddy leave the crust?

Daddies don't have time.

And mommies do?

Mommies are made for that.

Cutting off the crust?

No, to help their children grow up.

Really?

- How? - We send love with our eyes.

Love rays...

Like Totally Spies ?

Then you fill up like balloons.

You're so full of love

that you grow up

or you explode!

Mom?

- Nutella time. - Lots of it.

Yes, honey.

Mom?

Mom?

Aren't we studying?

Sure.

So we were at...

"What happened on November 16, 1917?"

Clemenceau, right?

Named president of the Council,

formed a government aimed to continue the war.

Nicknamed "Father Victory".

Is that it?

Now I see that all these wars

is the best of Humanity's pissing contests.

I think if I put that in my essay,

no honorable mention.

Who knows? Go figure...

I get it.

You want me to fail so I stay.

Nonsense, honey.

You fell in love, so why not wait a year?

Do first year here, second year there.

I'm not into sacrificing for a guy.

I dislike couples going on about fidelity

and belonging to each other.

You're just not in love.

Yes, I am.

I believe in a different love. Polyamory.

What?

Polyamory.

What's polyamory?

Loving several people freely.

In fact, you're talking orgies.

Yes, honey.

Wild and crazy nights, everyone loves everyone,

Most married couples end up divorced.

You don't want to get back to...

Clemenceau?

Polyamory isn't the best solution.

But we need to reinvent love like we reinvented internet.

You invented...

Tinder, right? Not bad.

Tinder sucks. It's sex for sex.

I'm going to get Tinder.

You're crazy. Don't you dare get Tinder.

No, you're way too pretty for that.

Too pretty and all alone.

You love us too much. It takes up lots of space.

With you gone,

space won't be a problem.

So... Clemenceau?

It's not easy for me to leave you.

Leaving my siblings, my life, my friends...

But if I don't do it now,

I never will.

I'll get crusty here.

We remove the crust.

That's my point.

We remove the crust.

I'll miss you.

With the Cloud, if you lose it or it gets stolen,

it's all saved.

What happens if I die?

What happens to the info on iCloud?

What a baby-boomer question.

It's the main question. You can't erase it.

It's all there.

That's awful.

It's amazing.

Your kids, grandkids, great-grandkids

will know you were a great mom,

a loving mother... just the best.

Now I'm glad you set it up.

Very good wine.

Chateau Lagrange 2005.

Good?

I'll have Eric order more.

I need a breather.

You seem very happy.

I have the libido of a scallop.

I'm serious.

My dad has so many tubes in him,

he looks like a waterpark.

My reason for living is off to Canada.

Her school is unpaid, thanks to her dad.

So I'm overjoyed.

Know what?

- Go on Happn. - On what?

It's where I met Joshua.

My kids will see me and say Mom's on Happn.

Not at all.

It's based on age.

See?

Let's create her profile.

There are "Kimono" smileys but no "Fuck off" ones.

You just need to update the app.

Listen to this.

"Like a sailboat, I enter you, mast high,

"our sheets blown by desire, love-bound."

Cute, right? Adorable!

- How old is he? - 27.

You're crazy.

- Why? - He's a baby.

I bet he's Eric's age.

Leave Eric alone.

Come here.

What is it?

- How old are you? - 28.

Would dating me shock you?

Not at all. I love women who are more...

I like women.

See? He likes women.

You want kids one day.

You see? He'll dump you.

It doesn't scare you?

Know why I'm not scared? Because I know.

Who's dumping Eric? What's this about?

You can leave me.

He's going and I'm cool.

Have a drink.

I have 4 seconds.

No, not even.

Mom, can you come for a sec?

- I need 5 minutes. - It can't wait.

It can't wait?

It can't. Please...

What is it, honey?

She'll never let them go.

Forget Happn.

I'm so upset.

You're scaring me.

Louis and Jade.

- And? - They're together!

Really?

Fuck, you knew it.

Not at all.

I can see. You can't lie.

Be happy for your sister.

You played me for a fool.

Don't be so possessive.

She's not yours.

Let her live. It's not the Middle Ages.

She's screwing my best friend!

Everyone knew but me.

We're at work.

So take it easy.

Same old thing.

Baby Jade must be protected.

You're protecting her!

She screws my pal and you defend her.

It's her life.

I'll kill them.

No you won't. What the hell?

Psychopaths!

He won't kill them.

I've had enough.

They can deal with it.

How will you manage without me?

No one to keep me warm.

Will you come visit?

I hope so.

You'll have fun. It'll be cool.

My little girlfriend...

is leaving for Canada like a big girl.

I'll miss it here.

That's all you'll miss?

I'll miss you too.

Don't mind me.

Nothing to tell me?

Go on. Nothing?

I wanted to tell you, but...

But you didn't. You never talk to me.

I wanted to, but I got scared.

Scared?

I wanted to tell you too.

You're my sister. And you, my best friend.

Why not tell me?

You're both such pains.

- I'm happy, but you're pains. - Sorry, man.

- Don't go, bro. - Don't "bro" me.

That's over.

Bro-in-law?

- Sorry. - I don't want to laugh.

But you did.

Your face...

Come on, bro. I'm sorry.

You couldn't say it?

Sorry, bro. Love you.

Forgive me.

She's my sister.

I take care of her.

Be careful.

She's my kid sister.

You working?

Yeah, Mom.

- Should I wait? - For what?

Episode 8.

Mom, I'm working.

Working too much isn't good either.

Are you serious?

You're supposed to help, not hinder.

I hope you pass, so we can watch TV again.

I won't be here anymore!

A few words?

What?

I want memories of you before I go.

Let's have a real talk, but no filming.

What is it?

How will we manage?

I don't know.

It scares me a little.

You don't know.

It's hard to project into the future.

It isn't. I know it won't be hard for me.

I know I love you right now.

We'll see what happens.

I know I'll miss you there.

Maybe that's adulthood.

Not sleeping?

I can't.

As if you're taking the baccalaureate.

Come.

Sweetheart.

So it's done.

- What is? - I'm still here.

I should hope so...

I was ready.

I wasn't.

You better start.

I won't last 100 years.

Don't bring bad luck.

They're my sisters.

Your name?

- Jade and Lola. - Gabriel.

Hi, Gabriel.

As for Canada, I'll help you out, honey.

That's kind.

We get punched,

sometimes we get up.

You never even fall.

They keep me up.

Think about yourself.

You give them everything. To me too.

You give us everything.

To me, to them.

Save some of what you have left for yourself.

I try.

You know, honey...

I'm proud of you.

Look how high it is!

Come, Grandpa!

Stop slacking off!

Come on, Grandpa!

Be nice, call me Jules.

Be a little careful.

Come on, he just left his hospital bed.

Stop filming!

If I don't film this, what can I film?

I passed!

Honorable mention!

Honorable mention!

Where are you taking me?

It wouldn't be a surprise.

You're so mean.

Are you serious?

We're going skydiving?

Amazing!

Mom, this is amazing!

Careful, I'm driving!

You were so scared.

You said no.

I'm still scared, but okay.

Your leaving scares me more, but if we do this, no more fear.

Canada is nothing comparatively.

See?

It'll be wild.

My baby heads to the...

Stars!

- Beyond the... - Clouds.

Where's my daughter?

She can't be behind the curtain. Let's see.

Here she is!

We said no crying.

I know.

Baby or grownup?

- I'm a baby. - Little baby?

A little gift for you.

My crown from when I was a kid.

So you'll become queen of your fate again.

- Go on, honey. - I'm off.

Love you.

Me too.

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