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Oh, boy!

At last, the great Day has come at last.

Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

How do you turn these Blasted things off?!

Shh.

But, henry.

Well?! What do you want?!

It's father's day, dear.

I don't want breakfast in bed!

I hate breakfast in bed!

Father's day, henry.

Breakfast in bed for pa.

I am, duh, doing a good thing

On father's day.

A good old shave for good old pa

On good old father's day.

Ok, pa.

Make like this...

And I will shave you.

Wait, pa! Wait! Wait, pa!

And I will shave you good!

Duh, ma?

Pa won't talk to me.

I nudged him and I nudged him.

Duh, he's awfully still.

Pa is all right now, ma.

But I don't wanna Read a good book

In front of an open fire,

All nice and cozy!

Henry.

I know. I know. Father's day.

I will fill your Favorite pipe for you,

Duh, dear old dad pa.

G-u-n p-o-w-d-e-r.

Duh, tobacco.

I am a good speller, I am.

C-a-t, dog.

B-a-t, rhode island.

Faithful old pa.

Henry, what will The neighbors think?

Presenting a father's Day poem, henry.

my pa. by junyer bear.

Age 7 1/2.

My pa.

When the nasty old boogeyman

Fills me with fears,

And my little old pinafore

Is all wet with tears,

And my cute little pug nose

Is all red from cryin',

Who is it that saves me And keeps me from dyin'?

My pa.

When my little pink cheeks

Are pale with fright,

Who is it that lifts Me and holds me tight,

And says, "There, There, little man,

Everything is all right"?

My pa.

♪ oh, who's your best Friend? It's father? ♪

♪ 'cause father is Your best friend ♪

♪ and who's your best Friend to the very end? ♪

♪ nobody else but pa ♪

♪ he is the only Friend bestest ♪

♪ north, south, and East, and westest ♪

♪ who is your best Friend? Father ♪

♪ 'cause father is all right ♪

♪ morning, noon, and night ♪

♪ pa, pa, pa ♪

Junyer: duh...

Both: ♪ who do we Love besides above? ♪

♪ it's father, father ♪

♪ who's the bravest Of the brave? ♪

♪ father, father ♪

♪ who's the one who fills Our lives completely? ♪

♪ and ever sweetly will remain ♪

♪ let's give a Cheer for father ♪

♪ let's make his life a joy ♪

♪ I'll be his loving wifey ♪

♪ and I'll be his darling boy ♪

Duh...

Both: ♪ let's all Look up to father ♪

♪ worship him near and far ♪

♪ he never gives a bother ♪

♪ pa ♪

♪ pa ♪

Both: ♪ pa ♪

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