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Good old...

♪ pimento u, oh, sweet p.U. ♪

♪ thy fragrant Odor scents the air ♪

♪ a pox on yale, Pooh-pooh purdue ♪

♪ pimento u, my college fair ♪

Narrator: out and away The most popular fellows

At, eh...

Out and away the Most popular fellows

At old p.U.

Are the 3 dover boys...

Tom, the fun-loving Member of the trio,

Dick, a serious Lad of 18 summers,

Plus a winter in Florida, as related in

the dover boys In the everglades,

And larry, the Youngest of the 3 jerks...

Eh, brothers.

A gay outing at the Park has been planned

By the merry trio,

And they're off to Fetch their fiancee

Dainty dora stanpipe

At miss cheddar's Female academy close by.

With their usual Punctuality, the boys arrive

At the appointed hour of 3:00...

Yoo-hoo, yoo-hoo, yoo-hoo.

And are soon on Their rollicking way.

Forced to pass a Certain public house,

A tavern of unsavory repute,

Our young friends meet The distressing situation

With their usual

Uncompromising moral fortitude.

Little do they Know that even now

Within this very tavern,

Dan backslide,

The former sneak Of roquefort hall,

Coward, bully, cad, and thief,

And arch-enemy Of the dover boys,

Squanders his misspent life.

Hark. The dover boys.

Drat them.

Double drat them.

They are escorting Dora stanpipe.

Dear, rich dora stanpipe!

How I love her...

Father's money.

Confound those dover boys!

Oh, how I hate them!

I hate tom,

I hate dick, and I hate larry.

They drive me to drink!

Confound them.

Con...

Found them!

But let us draw the Curtain on this sordid scene

And turn to more Pleasant surroundings,

Where we find our young friends

Engaged in a spirited game

Of hide, go, and seek.

20, 25, 30, 35, 40,

45, 50, 55...

Yoo-hoo! In here!

No, up here, up here.

No, no, over here, over here.

Over here, in here.

No, no, in here.

No, over here.

Over here. In here.

In here. Over here.

510, 515...

Over here. No, in here.

Whoops, sorry.

Over here. Over here.

Over there. Over here.

No, in here!

The dover boys.

Then dora must be Alone and unprotected!

A runabout. I'll steal it!

No one will ever know!

1250, 1255, 1260, 1265,

1270, 1275,

1280, 1285, 1290, 1300,

1305, 1310, 1315,

1320, 1325, 1330, 1335,

1340, 1345, 1350...

1490, 1500.

Here I come, ready or not.

Help!

Help!

Save me!

Help, tom!

Help, dick!

Help, larry!

All: aah!

Help! Help! Save me!

Save me! Help! Help!

Save me! Save me! Help!

Help!

Help! Help! Help!

Tom, help!

Help, larry!

Poor dora, will no one save her

From this predicament?

Will no one come To her assistance?

Hold on! What's this?

It looks like an Alert young scout.

And that's just what it is.

He'll not fail her,

I'll venture.

Telegram for the dover boys.

"Messrs. Tom, dick, and larry,

"Care of wayward tavern Upper bottleneck, new york,

"Sirs, quote, help!

Unquote, signed dora."

35 cents collect.

Help! Help! Help! Save me! Save me!

Save me! Help! Save me! Help! Help!

Save me! Help! Help! Save me!

Help, tom! Help, dick!

Help, larry!

♪ oh, dora dear, Sweet dora dear ♪

♪ keep courage up And chin held high ♪

♪ the stalwart Sons of old p.U. ♪

♪ are here at Hand to do or die ♪

♪ p.U., p.U., we're All for you ♪

♪ yay, boom! ♪

Unhand her, dan backslide.

Unhand her, dan backslide.

Unhand her, dan backslide.

Hey, we're getting in a rut.

Stand up and fight,

You coward, Bully, cad, and thief.

Oh, you haven't been Thrashed enough yet, eh?

Narrator: and now it is Time to say good-bye.

Good-bye.

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