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- Oh, to be back

- Oh, to be back in the Caribbean. I'm excited.

- [giggles]

Yachting is like a relationship.

It's a lot of work, a lot of fun.

- Whoo!

- A lot of sneaking onto the boat in last night's clothes.

- If I have any angst,

it's about the new crew.

I've never seen such a collective group

of f---ing idiots in my life.

It's like mixing fire and gasoline.

- We're gonna go bow to stern. As far as last charter season,

I've matured a lot, but every so often,

the freak likes to come out and play a bit.

- No.

- Uhhhh?

- This is my first season.

I want to prove myself.

- How much soap did you put in the washers?

- Not much, why?

I love traveling. That's what I live for.

[all shouting]

Ironically, I've never been south of Orlando.

- The lifestyle of yachties is very nomadic.

It's very just out there, so I fit in really well.

[giggling]

- A lot of people think I'm a shy nice guy.

Oh, we have cockroaches.

- What, are you a Buddhist? Kill it.

- But get a couple drinks in me...

[all shouting]

I would totally lick her balloon knot.

- What? [laughter]

- Hello, darlings.

How I define myself is a ghetto gypsy diva.

- I would rather scrub

the same piece of metal for 8 hours in the Caribbean sun

than spend 15 minutes on a computer.

- Then you're gonna go around. - F--- this stupid knot.

My dream since kid was always to get out

of Portugal and work on a yacht.

Watch the ski. No, do not get on that.

Get off that. I previously worked

for the biggest cruise ships in the world.

- This is ridiculous. - And I realized

that size doesn't matter.

- I'm just gonna reach in and grab this one.

- Oh, look at that. Not even a clue.

- This is my second stab at yachting.

The first time, someone stole my clothes.

The cops got involved, and then I just quit 'cause it was awful.

Too much too early. I'm one beer deep.

Give me 12 more. This one's gonna go a lot better though.

[screaming]

- Yachting is unpredictable. - Whoa, hot tub's overflowing.

- It's exhausting.

- I can't move these two fingers.

- And it takes some experience if you want it done right.

- You're quite bitter all the time.

- Excuse me?

- I'll take my stripes, and you can f---ing put it up your ass.

- You f---ing behave.

- Get your f---ing-- - Guys, guys, guys.

- We're gonna f---ing hit him. - Brace yourself.

- Watch the bow! Watch the bow! Watch the bow!

- I need the string line. - Catastrophe.

[crash] - God damn it!

[horn blasting]

[upbeat music]

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[dynamic pop music]

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- I actually think I like yachting more now

that I only do it a few times a year,

because it's kind of hooking up with an ex.

I don't want to recommit to it,

but I don't mind having a little 6-week fling just for the tips.

- Hello. - Kate. How you doing, kiddo?

- Good. - You look lovely as usual.

- Thank you. I love our new uniform shirts.

- Yeah.

- "Valor" again, huh? - Yeah.

We're familiar with it, so... - Yeah.

Working for Captain Lee is a dream.

I know what to expect.

- We've got nine charters. - All right.

I've been doing it for so long it's almost easy for me.

- And as you see--I mean,

the marina's chock full. - Yeah.

- We didn't really have a lot to choose from for crew,

so the cream of the crop is pretty much taken.

In the last 5 years, you get all these Hollywood types,

Wall Street pricks, building these gigantic,

ginormous giga-yachts, sucking up all the good crew.

You've got one stew with some experience and one with zero.

You know where everything's at here.

- Yeah. - Nothing you can't handle.

- Yeah. - We'll pick up tomorrow.

- Hello? Is this the galley? Hello? Hey.

- Hi, how are you? - How are you doing?

Matt.

- Kate. - Nice to meet you, Kate.

- You are the... - Chef.

- Okay, great. - Yeah.

- I learned how to cook in Ontario through great chefs

like Susur Lee out of Toronto, Matt Carmichael,

so I can get any chef job possible,

but working on yachts is a more intimate process.

You get to know the charter guests,

and if I can make them happy, I've done my job.

- So how long have you been yachting?

- 6 years.

- Where are you from originally? - Ottawa, Canada.

- You don't sound that Canadian. - No, I've been living off

and on in the States for about 5 years.

- Matt's tall. He's handsome. He's from Canada, which is,

like, a G-rated country,

so, like, at worst when he's mad he's gonna be like,

"Oh, I'm not gonna hug you as much."

- Do you have any food restrictions?

Like a gluten or a vegan?

- No, I like my steaks rare.

I love carbs. - Nice.

- I guess all you need is one crew member

to be gluten-free.

If there's a yoga mat, you're probably screwed.

- [laughs]

- Hi. - Hi.

- How you doing? Matt. - Matt? Brianna.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- What's your position onboard? - Stewardess.

- Cool. Oh, my God. Brianna.

She is, um-- - Awesome.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- She's beautiful. - Hi.

- Hi. - Brianna.

- Kate. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- Stewardess? - Stewardess, yeah.

- Okay, cool. - Yeah.

I've never been the type of person to plan my 10-year goal.

I just trust in the universe to guide me.

- Have you worked on boats before?

- Yes, for the past 2 years

I've been doing it on and off.

I backpacked Central America by myself,

spent four months in Kauai off the grid,

so yachting is just convenient for my nomadic lifestyle.

- Want to go ahead and change? We've got deliveries.

Put stuff away. Laundry's kind of a disaster.

And we have guests arriving tomorrow.

- I don't love the maid aspect of working on yachts,

but if I get to be that 1%

to jump on a yacht and travel around,

I'll be a maid.

Great.

- That's broken.

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- Hey.

- Just checking out this one.

This is your rookie.

- She's from Jacksonville.

- "I like big boats and I cannot lie?"

- I'm glad she likes 'em.

- Hi. - Hi.

- And you are? - Bruno.

- Bruno? This is your chief stew, Kate.

- Hi. - Hi.

It's always been my dream to work on a yacht, and I made it.

- So, Bruno, where are you from? - Portugal.

- Oh, nice. - Yeah.

- Well, here's your uniform.

You will take starboard forward cabin.

- Okay, starboard forward cabin.

Starboard forward.

Starboard forward. Starboard forward.

But starboard forward?

I don't even know what that means, to be honest.

[muttering] I think this is it.

- This sucker is big. Okay.

Oh, goodness.

As long as I can remember,

I've had this very strange obsession with boats.

This is so pretty.

- Hello. Hi. - Hi.

Can you help me with my bags really quick?

I actually dated a guy just because he had a boat.

It's like having an orgasm.

Like, that's how real my obsession is.

- I'll bring it down to your cabin.

- Hi.

- Hi. - Kate.

- Jen. - Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you. - Okay, so you're

my other stewardess, right?

- Yes. I've always wanted a career in yachting,

but I was living in Hawaii working for a 64-foot catamaran,

and I found out I was pregnant.

- Have you ironed very much? - Yes.

I am a mom too, so--

- Oh, you are? - Yes.

I have an 8-year-old little girl.

- What's her name? - Isabella.

- Is it hard to leave her for 6 weeks?

- Yeah, absolutely. I'll miss her.

I had a child, moved back home to Florida,

and started working at a bank. My dream job?

Yeah, I had to put that on hold for 10 years.

Okay. Thanks, Kate.

- Bruno? - Yes?

- Do you think that you could move to the forward cabin?

- Oh, yeah. Sure.

- We have a lead deckhand coming in.

- After last season, I went back to Chicago

and started a relationship with Melissa.

- What are you doing? - I'm sitting in a guest room.

I thought I was completely done with yachting,

but my family life has become a little bit rocky,

so I decided to get back into yachting.

Hello, sir.

- Nico. Good to see you, pal.

- Good to see you too.

The last few months I've been working as a solo mate,

so I'm prepared to show Captain Lee

I'm ready for more responsibility.

- You're coming back as the same position you left in,

lead deckhand.

We're gonna run without a boatswain.

- Okay. - So it's your crew.

Nico did a good job last season,

so I'm gonna have to rely heavily on Nico

to be in charge out there,

but I'm not ready to make him a boatswain

by any stretch of the imagination yet.

You've got some green ones,

one or two that have some experience.

- Okay. - And Kate's back.

- Great. - And you know the boat already.

- Yeah, exactly. Knock knock. - Hi.

- Hi, Kate. How's it going? - Good.

- Me and Kate had our differences last season.

Well, let's just stop, Kate.

- I'm not done. I'm not done. I'm not done.

- Kate can go f--- herself.

But it's all about maturing and just moving on,

and if you can't then you're in the wrong industry.

- Matt, this is Nico. - Hey, how's it going, man?

- Hi, nice to meet you.

- Actually, you two are gonna be roommates.

- Awesome. - Yeah.

- I think Bruno's in there. - He was.

- Oh, okay.

- Knock knock.

- Hi. Are you Chris? - I'm Chris Brown, yeah.

- Chris Brown? - Like the famous guy.

- Do you spend a lot of time in the bathroom?

- Yeah.

- For me, rooming with a guy, I have more bathroom time.

- I like that strategy.

- Maybe we should just say something.

- Hi there. - Hi.

- How's it going? - Good.

- Nico. - Jen. Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you. - Hi, Nico.

- Long time no see. - Oh, my God.

We met in Barcelona. - Nice.

- Long time ago. - Yeah.

- Cool.

- We were docked at the same dock,

and some of his crew and my crew decided to go out one night.

We ended up in a taxi together.

He was very flirtatious, very drunk.

- Well, this should be fun. - I'm excited, yeah.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Chris Brown. - Brianna.

- Nico. - What's up?

I'm Chris Brown. Nice to meet you.

- Chris Brown. - What's up, man?

- Bruno. - Chris Brown. Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you. Go ahead. - Chris Brown's in here?

- Yes.

- I guess we're only waiting for one more crew member.

- Yeah. - Oh.

- Hey. - Hi.

- How's it going? - Hi there.

- I'm Baker. - You're my roommate.

You're gonna be on the top bunk, and I'm gonna grab your uniform.

- Sweet.

- If you want to start forward.

- Windows as well, right? Everything.

- Yeah, everything.

- Grody. - Oh, we have cockroaches.

Kate, I just found a cockroach. Oh, there it is there.

- Oh, it's still alive? You didn't kill it?

- A little baby. I can't.

- What, are you a Buddhist? Kill it.

- I got him. There you go.

- Great. "Oh, let's not kill the cockroach.

Let's just keep it onboard to breed."

Like, what? He's so Canadian.

- "Just kill it." - Girls, do you mind

if we do a stewardess meeting in the sky lounge?

- Yeah. - Let's just tell each other

our experience.

- Brianna, how's your service skills?

- I don't have a lot of service experience.

- How's your service? - I was a cocktail waitress.

- I have 2 years of experience,

although it's been, like, 2 years.

- Okay. Chris Brown?

- I'm green as sh--.

- Okay. - This is my first yacht.

- Um...

- You studied culinary arts as well?

- That was in high school.

- Bartending? - Oh, my gosh.

This needs to be updated for sure.

So I did take a bartending course years ago,

but I never followed through after with, like, work.

- Every season I am hoping this will be the season

I don't have to train green stewardesses,

but clearly it just seems to get worse.

What about coffees? Do you guys know how to do lattes?

- I know how to work a Keurig. - All right.

- Coming up... - You guys doing good?

- Just a bunch of cushions [inaudible].

- Jesus Christ. We got cushions over the side. F---ing idiots.

- We used this boat last season,

- We used this boat last season, so I know how it works.

- This is where all of our polish is.

[inaudible] mops, deck brushes.

- Right in here is all the placemats.

- There's our boatswain's locker right there.

- All these beds. Pretty easy to clean.

There's the bathroom in here. The pillows. Water spots.

- The boat is like a maze.

There's staircases and hidden doors.

- This is our cleaning closet.

- Fun things around every corner.

- Start making the cabins look great,

and then I'll meet you guys and we'll do the

[inaudible] together.

- Okay.

- How's it going?

- Great.

- I can tell by the tone of your voice how excited you are.

- Well, it's just, like, we've got a ton of work coming up,

and I don't mind it, but I'm not excited.

- The feeling is mutual.

- I'm pretty sure I told Bruno starboard forward

and then he came in here.

[inaudible]

- Maybe he didn't know where starboard or forward was.

- It's not easy being green.

- Do you know any knots? - A couple, man.

I pulled up some YouTube videos

and tied my headphones into a knot

and felt like I did a good enough job

to go back to drinking.

For the majority of growing up

being a Christian identified who I am,

and I was celibate for 26 years of my life,

so I've got to make up for lost time.

- So are you a drinker? - I do enjoy drinking, man.

Four things Chris Brown loves the most?

Women, alcohol, snowboarding, and travel.

Yachting covers three, so let's give this a go.

- What are you into? Are you, like, a girly girl?

A tomboy?

- A little bit of both.

I come from a more traditional Southern family,

just a long line of prominent gentlemen and classy ladies,

but I'm a little different.

I live in an RV seasonally. I like to go to Burning Man.

I'm a little more debu-not than debutante.

Southern belle. I grew up all girly girly,

but I evolved a little bit since then.

- So tell me more about yourself.

Are you dating someone? - Single.

I've been traveling a lot for the past two and a half years.

- Cool. - And you?

- My last relationship was brief.

- Oh, my God. - Surprise!

- I realized it was not that cool.

I don't trust my judgment.

If I'm attracted to someone, it's probably bad news.

- Do you want me to do the others?

- Yeah, if you don't mind.

- Yeah. - Attention all crew.

Staff meeting in the main slot in 5.

- Copy. - Copy.

- I want to introduce Garreth, first officer,

and our chief engineer Darrien.

We don't run with a lot of rules.

One is you will work hard.

We have some green crew,

and we can teach you anything you need to know,

but once you're shown something and you screw it up,

it's not a good thing.

Like, even the jewelry he wears, the gold,

and he's, like, kind of tough.

- Don't embarrass yourself, and don't embarrass the boat.

We're not gonna drink on charter.

Tips get divided up equally.

If you don't deserve the same amount,

then there's also a plane ticket in your tip envelope.

Guests arrive tomorrow, and we'll be off the dock at noon.

Let's get to work. We've got provisions coming down to dock.

Let's get it onboard ASAP.

- Copy.

- Been drinking a lot lately.

- You drink much? - Yeah.

- Not like crazy like normal chefs?

- No, I'm actually trying to-- - Cut it back?

- Yeah, hopefully.

- There's a lot.

- I'm already lost. I'm not really sure where this goes.

As a single mom I haven't got a break,

but my dad retired recently,

and because of that I have flexibility in being able

to live my dream.

That looks good.

- Yeah.

- What do you think about the team though?

- The girls seem pretty foxy.

Are you single, bro? - Yeah.

I'm really focused on my job right now.

Awesome.

- How do you like to do breakfast?

- We'll definitely do a breakfast special,

a lunch special. Dinner menu planned the night before.

- Most of the yacht chefs I've worked with are crazy.

- Do you want to cook?

Would you like to cook? Are you any good at cooking?

- I told you--

- Then don't come out with that bullsh-- to me, yeah?

- It's always been breakfast, but I won't use the word

"breakfast"; I'll just say it's the first meal of the day.

- It is breakfast.

- That's just for us to make it a lot easier for them.

- I love it.

Matt is enthusiastic and organized and nice,

and I can't help but wonder if this is too good to be true.

Yay, I love it.

[quirky music]

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Who did the toilet paper in the master?

I don't want to crush these girls' spirits.

My best bet is not to be as strict as I normally would be

because they're all I've got.

- Me. - You?

Have you not learned the diamond yet?

- No. - Fold it up.

See that little triangle facing up?

- Yep. - And then--

- I feel like I've done this before.

- So if you have a couple minutes to practice that

one, it's fine. Hopefully they're gonna catch on.

- Matt, Kate, Nico, I need your guys in the crew mess.

- Copy. - Hi, guys.

Charter one. Six people.

So primary charter guest, Dave,

the owner of San Francisco's first trampoline park.

- We'll have to bust out that trampoline then for him.

- Or not. Maybe he's like, "Ugh, not another trampoline."

- He's a big adventure junkie.

He's chartering the yacht with his wife Amy and their friends,

who also share the same passion for extreme stuff.

- Yeah. Did you see Dave's dinner?

- The steak?

- Yeah. - Yeah, I saw it.

- [inaudible]. He says, "I'm a meat, potato, meat guy."

- I'm a meat and potatoes kind of chef.

Perfect match. Let's do this.

- Beach barbecue?

- Yep, that's gonna be the second day.

- You usually want the chef on the beach.

- I'm gonna leave that up to you.

- Sounds good. - I know we've got green crew,

but charter guests don't really give a sh--

how green we are.

- We don't want them knowing that either, you know?

- As the captain, you're not allowed

to show your anxiety to the crew,

but right now the pucker effect is so strong

you couldn't drive a straight pin up

my ass with a 10-pound sledgehammer.

That's a wrap.

- All deck crew, can you go to the main deck aft please?

If you look at our lines here, right,

this is our bowline right here.

This holds the bow in. If I say make it off,

you're gonna go one loop around like this, all right?

Then figure eight.

- My day work experience was like,

"This is your job for the next 6 hours.

You're gonna polish the hull." This is a little different.

- No. - [inaudible] locking--

- Well, you could lock it off that one then. It's fine.

So wrap that around like you had it, like a figure eight.

- Yeah? - Now make it off.

- There's a lot more to being a deckhand

on a boat than just polishing,

and you better soak it in on the first try because

I don't want to be responsible

for any harm happening to the boat,

to a human, to myself. Boom.

- Holla. - Nailed it, girl.

- Quick, easy. Rodeo girl.

- All crew, all crew.

Dinner's ready in the crew mess.

- Oh, you are too kind.

- How do you say cheers in Portuguese?

- Bon appetit. - Bon appetit.

- Here we go. - Do you want to bring it up?

- I think we should. - Okay, yeah.

So we were making observations,

and maybe you would be interested

in switching rooms, just one of you.

- So we would have mixed rooms? - Mm-hmm.

- Is that allowed? - Yeah, you guys will be fine.

- Later. We were great friends for 12 hours.

- Rooming with a guy means free reign of the bathroom,

the top bunk, and a bigger closet.

It'll all be worth it.

- I brought one underwear. Yeah, I don't wear underwear,

so I have to change in the bathroom.

- Coming up... - Pull your end more in.

Pull it. Pull it.

- All kinds of things are happening.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

- Argh! - Whoa.

[laid-back techno music]

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- Hey, Jen, I just need to brush my teeth.

- How'd you sleep, Matt? - I woke up thinking,

"Sh--, it's our first day of charter."

- Whenever we're under way, we'll always do deck checks

to make sure we're not losing any cushions.

With these, always the zippers on the bottom and in the back.

- 10-4. - Brianna,

take the vacuum from the bridge,

all of the interior going down the boat.

- Okay. - And you get

the ironing board out

for Captain Lee's white uniform. Focus on ironing that.

- Okay.

- Wipe down all the flat surfaces. Do all the tables.

- These go next to each bed. - Let's get

the scuppers done. Check all the windows.

- There should be bars of soap in there as well.

You can just do the guest quarters now. Thanks.

- You guys doing good? - Yeah.

- Yeah, dog. - Just a bunch of cushions

[inaudible].

- All crew, I'm gonna need everybody

on the main deck aft in 15.

- Are you tucking your shirt in? - Yeah.

- We have adrenaline junkies coming onboard,

and no one's adrenaline is pumping more than mine.

- All right. Showtime. - Nice. Here we go.

- Hi. - How we doing?

- Hi. - I'm Dave.

- Dave? My pleasure. - Good to meet you.

- Hi, I'm Kate. Welcome. - Hi.

Jen.

- Dave. Nice to meet you, Jen. - Hi. Baker.

- Everyone looks so snappy. Why didn't he get pants?

- It's a little hot in the galley today.

- Chef No Pants.

- All right.

- Welcome aboard "Valor." - Yes.

- Yes.

- Kate's gonna give you a tour of the boat,

and we'll get underway if you're ready.

- Absolutely. - Good.

- We're ready. - Right this way, guys.

- Let's do it. - This is our main salon.

- It's gorgeous. - It's pretty, isn't it?

- So we'll go down to the master now,

and this is your master estate room.

- It's beautiful. - It's really nice.

It's one of my favorites I've worked on.

And your bathroom's quite amazing.

The toilet will open for you.

Step on the blue light. It knows you're there.

- Dave, I'm gonna be sh--ing in there if that's okay.

- Here we have our bridge deck aft.

- Oh, the toys.

- I think this is your deck, baby.

- Keeps getting better.

- Want me to grab it from you? - Yep.

- Kate, you had this made for us to jump off of?

- Yes. Is it high enough?

- No.

- Straight on the dock.

- [squeals]

- All right. Here we go.

- We're gonna go bow to stern. - Okay.

- It's a bit nerve-wracking trying to move

this multi-million dollar yacht off the dock.

It's gonna be a real test for my crew. What can go wrong?

- Everybody in position? - Ready on the bow.

Ready?

- Yep. - Get on your line.

Ready on your command, Lee.

- All right, let's do it. - All right, sir. Go ahead.

- I am not steady on my feet. - It's a little rocky?

- Yeah. - We're not even moving.

- Could be the champagne. - Loosen it up.

Loosen it up. Loosen it up.

- Hurry it up. - Yep. Let's go.

Okay, go ahead and pull it.

Bowline's clear. Bowline's clear.

- Let's get the stern off now. - You got it?

- Working on it. Stern locked.

- Stern line's clear. All lines clear, Capt.

- 6 foot to the break wall, but you're coming out nicely.

- Cut the tender loose. - Tender's clear.

- Roger that. Let's get out of here.

- That was better than I expected.

Thank you. Thank you, Jesus.

Deck crew, once you get the fenders up forward,

change very quickly into your beach gear.

- Copy.

- Grab the back end of this and help me

go up the stairs with it.

Coming right behind you with the fenders.

Captain, are we gonna be able to squeeze by you?

- Nope, just stand by. - Okay.

- Just go around.

Let's try to go around. - Come on, dog.

Smarter, not harder. - Yeah.

- When are you jumping off something?

- Probably after lunch.

- The higher and the more dangerous the better.

He has that tattooed on his back.

- Yay. Thank you so much. - You're welcome.

If they start flying away, I'll come back out and get 'em.

- Jesus Christ. F---ing idiots.

All right, we got cushions over the side.

Can you snag those cushions please?

- Jesus.

- They're greener than I thought they were.

- Was it from the top or-- - No, [inaudible].

- The bow? - Yeah.

- Did you see the cushions? They blew right in the water.

- Yeah. - Chips. Runaway chips.

- I got 'em. - Don't worry about it.

The fish will love the chips.

- Hey, all deck crew, I'm gonna need you

on the bow for anchoring.

With these cushions, we have to make sure when we get them back

all of them are clipped in in the sliders.

- Okay. - All right?

We lost those, so.

- Which ones?

- Look at the color of that water.

Seriously. I can't get over it.

- Anchor's ready to drop, Capt. - Give me three shots.

On my mark, drop.

Lock it in.

- Copy. - There is an ironing board,

a good one, on the back of Captain Lee's cabin door.

Can you go get that, bring it down these stairs

and then down to the laundry room?

- Okay, okay. - And iron his black uniform.

- Captain Lee's captain is which direction?

I'm raring and ready to go. Hand me the iron.

[grunts]

- Those are the ones we lost? - Yeah.

- Damn. They're heavy, man. - Yeah.

I didn't even know the cushions had securements,

that you could zip them into the physical boat.

- Why is it so hard to [inaudible]?

- It makes sense because it's a boat.

Did we do it wrong?

- I think this might be right. - I don't think so.

- A little lunch, a little jet boarding.

- Yes.

- I can't wait to see it. - I call it rocket feet.

- Radish, radish, radish. - So you're making the Caesar?

- Yeah. Caesar salad is one of my favorite things to make

because I make the dressing from scratch.

If the guests don't want some elaborate fine dining meal,

why give it to them? No, I'm gonna give 'em

the best damn Caesar salad they've ever had.

- You're such a calm chef. - Yeah.

- It's refreshing. - I try.

- All right. They have their Mountain Dew,

they have their wine, and they are ready.

- Okay, all cool.

- The old Mountain Dew white wine.

- It's all happening. - Are these ready to go?

- Yeah. - Serve the ladies first.

- Absolutely. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - So I'll serve ladies first.

- Okay. - Since there's a third lady,

will you take down for the girl in the middle?

- Okay. Hope that you're hungry. - Wow. Oh.

- Chicken Caesar salad with tarragon.

- Thank you.

- Thank you. - I said ladies first.

If Jen doesn't understand that,

we might be in more trouble than I initially thought.

- That looks great. - This chicken is perfect.

- Matt without pants, the chicken is good.

- Pantless Matt.

- No Pants Matt. - No Pants. Thank you.

Nice work, No Pants Matt.

- That's funny. - So it was the first lunch,

but, like, serve the ladies first,

and you clear the ladies first.

- Okay. - Matt, they're happy.

They're loving it.

- Great. - Whatever you do,

don't stand underneath it, all right?

It's 'cause it's gonna swing, so move that table.

- Back up. - Now pull your end more in.

- More in? - Yeah, man.

We're f---ing going down with it, not sideways.

Hey, pull it. Pull it, pull it.

F---. Come on, guys. Open your eyes.

- Which ones? - I'm pulling it out.

Pull your end more, Chris.

- I don't want to be under it. - So don't be under it.

The concept's simple, man.

It's a single pivot point and you have ropes,

and you pull the thing and you put it in the water,

but I've never done this before so of course I suck at it.

- Wait, wait, wait. - No tender.

- All kinds of things are happening.

- Pull it, pull it, pull it. - Whoa.

- F--- now?

- Pull it, pull it,

- Pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it.

God f---ing damn it.

- Whoa. All kinds of things are happening.

- Bruno, go downstairs.

- Hey, Lee, Lee. Do you mind jumping in?

I just need a hand with this please.

- Yeah. - This is a sh--show.

- You drive the crane. I'll get in.

- Yeah.

- How's everything so far, guys? - Great.

- So good. - Good.

- Bruno, if you and I both keep the same amount of tension,

then it keeps the boat parallel with the big boat

and he can pick it up. Let it out.

First time I worked on a yacht was back in the late '80s.

I was in so far over my head it was just incredible,

so with a green crew,

I'm more than happy to show them how to do things.

Once.

There you go. Good job.

- Okay. - You gonna come

[inaudible] here?

- I'm gonna keep saying things about service.

- Okay. - So I like to have the table

after a meal, everything cleared.

- Okay.

- How's that going? - I'm...

I'm hoping I'll only have to teach them up

through this first charter.

- Yeah. - So what did we say?

7:30 what, start?

- Yeah. - Hook me up with it.

No worries. It's gonna be fine.

- We'll figure it out. - Yeah.

- You don't want that really too tight either

'cause it's gonna hurt you here, so.

But I know how to read a guest

and treat them well and talk to them.

- Here we go. - Yeah. Whoo!

- Told you. Gonna get it.

It's a nice feeling when you're up there.

You really feel like you're flying.

- Go really high? - Yeah.

- Good job, Davey. - Do you think

are we doing great or not? I have no clue. Like,

is Nico's happy or we're doing sh-- all the time?

- I don't know. Poor Nico, and I guess

I'm the second-most experienced.

The fact that I am the second-most experienced person

on deck after Nico is a little bit scary.

I guess I'm just gonna have to adapt and step it up.

Considering the circumstances, like, we're doing all right.

- Yeah, right?

- Argh! Oh, my legs.

- Thanks a lot for coming out. - Oh, God.

- [sighs]

- All deck [inaudible], go ahead and change over.

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- Have you set tables very often?

- Just on my last boat.

- You'll be setting lots of tables this season.

- Cool.

- Oh, God. So we can eat? - Yeah.

- Oh, God. I'm so tired. I can't feel my legs.

I'm really, really hurt in my legs.

- Drink some water. - Oh, Jesus Christ.

- The dresses, ladies. You look awesome.

- I know.

We're all lovely in the ocean breeze.

- You look beautiful.

- The primaries are out of their cabin,

so I'm gonna have you go to the master and start the

turndown. Watch your head.

Hey, hon, will you just go check on the guests?

- Sure. - The Flyboard today?

- Yeah? - Pretty fun.

- That was very fun. - That was awesome.

- Is your bucket list shrinking or is it growing?

- Oh, it's growing.

I'd really like to climb Kilimanjaro.

- Can I get you something to drink, [inaudible]?

- A glass of Sauvignon blanc, please.

- Sauvignon blanc.

- Can I get a Mountain Dew? - We both love to do the Dew.

- I'll have a gin martini with olives, thanks.

- Absolutely. Thanks.

- I might be a tiny bit drunk. Give me a martini.

- Sauvignon blanc and gin and tonic with olives.

- Gin martini with olives.

- Absolutely.

- Okay, there's wine glasses out there.

- Okay.

- I'll give you the gin and tonic real quick.

- Do you have any little beverage napkins in here

that I can-- - Don't worry about it.

- Okay. Thank you. Here you go.

- Thank you so much. - You're welcome.

- That looks different. I don't think that's--

- Sauvignon blanc?

- Is that a martini? - No.

I think it's a gin and tonic.

- Is it good? The drink is okay? - Well, this isn't a martini.

- So demanding. - Just gin and vermouth.

- Yeah, sorry. - That's okay.

- I didn't make the drink. I just passed it on.

- Oh, okay. You just brought it. All right.

- Yeah. Just delivery. Don't kill the messenger.

- So she said this--brought it to her and she was like--I said,

"Is your drink okay?" And she goes,

"Oh, well, it's not a martini,"

and I'm like, "You didn't say that."

- Oh, that's a gin and tonic. Did she ask for a martini?

- Apparently. - Okay.

Can you go up in the upper bar

and look for olives in a skinnier jar [inaudible]?

- Okay. Okay.

- When you hear gin and tonic and olives,

usually it's like that Sesame Street.

One of these things does not belong here.

It's either gin and tonic and lime or gin martini with olives.

I should've known better, but I'm a little overwhelmed.

I swear we're coming.

- Yeah, no worries. - Here you go.

- Thank you. - Better?

- Yes, yes.

- I can start taking 'em out when you're ready.

- All right. This is the principles here.

We're gonna give 'em the well done.

This first dinner is extremely important.

Cooking exactly what the guests

want will guarantee their happiness,

and that's all that matters to me.

- Thank you. - Mm-hmm.

- Serve from the left, ladies first.

- Here you go.

- Wow. - Oh, my gosh.

It looks beautiful.

- Here you have a seared filet with Dijon mashed potato

and buttered asparagus. - Yum.

- How is your steak, everybody? Is it cooked all right?

- It is delicious.

- Good, I'm so glad to hear that. Good.

- Yeah, thank you.

- Thanks, No Pants. - Cheers.

- They're so happy, by the way. - Good. Thank you.

- Have you guys been practicing, like, the bowline and stuff?

- Yeah, I have. I mean, like, to be honest,

I'm just really too exhausted, but--

- No. No. Right here. In, around,

and back in the same exact place that you came from, right?

You've got 24 hours in a day.

Surely you can learn a simple knot.

- I'm tired.

My brain is just overwhelmed with so much information.

This is hard work.

- I need you guys to really f---ing get with it.

- Coming up...

- Bruno, unhook it. Unhook it. Take it off.

No, no, no. Stop. Stop. Stop moving.

- Bruno. - He's just f---ing lost.

- [inaudible]'s cool.

- [inaudible]'s cool. You should definitely go.

With these

With these stewardesses I just feel like

if I don't check something myself,

I cannot be certain that it's correct.

Basically, I'm working alone.

I'm gonna leave you a list to set up breakfast.

You'll on deck at 6:30.

- Okay. - Goodnight, guys.

- That went well. - How are you doing, Nico?

- Good, good. - Your first time down here?

- I've been down here months. - Wow.

- Yeah, just working on a 100-foot.

It was an unpleasant few months, yeah.

Especially, you know, I got a lot going on

with my family and everything,

so I flew down right after everything, so, you know.

- I know. I'm sorry for that, buddy.

- Nah.

You know, life gets crazy sometimes.

Last November, unfortunately, my 21-year-old little brother

had fallen from a balcony and hit his head pretty good,

and yeah, unfortunately he passed away,

and, you know, he was my best friend.

You think that, you know, maybe you're just dreaming.

Maybe that this isn't real.

You know, I still try and call his phone

and he doesn't pick up, and he's never going to.

- Can't imagine what you went through, but my heart goes out.

- Yeah, thank you. Thank you.

It's hard for me to just be here at all.

It's been a f---ing hard 3 months.

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- How are you feeling? - Good.

- All right. - I need a coffee.

- Okay, sure. - Good morning, good morning.

- Did you sleep all right? - Yeah, I slept good.

- Here's your coffee. - Thank you so much.

- You're welcome.

- You haven't done any breakfast orders, right?

- No. - They all have coffees?

- Yep. - Good job.

- Hey.

- Look at how coordinated we are.

- Should we go outside?

- Tong selection is very important.

- Who likes bacon the most? I'll put it here.

- Omelet? Omelet? Omelet?

- I'll have a well done omelet. - Sure.

- Nothing like them crispy eggs. - Five omelets, one well done,

and one split onto two plates.

- Okay. - Hi, sweet pea.

- Hi. Good morning. - You look so sharp,

but that's not what we're-- - [inaudible]. Yeah, I know.

I was like, "I have no idea what's going on."

- Yep. - I will be back.

- Okay. - Thanks, Kate.

- Oh, she is so funny. Like a Disney sidekick.

With these stewardesses we're talking 50 shades of green,

but at least Bri knows what uniform to put on.

- Thank you. - Ooh, here we go.

- Whoa. - Oh, wow.

- This is art. - And what's on deck today?

- Beach barbecue for lunch.

They're gonna inflate the climbing wall and the slide.

- Breakfast is served. We're done.

- Babe, be careful.

- 2. 1. See ya.

Yahoo!

- Woo!

- Yeah!

- Once you're done helping the girls

unload, I'm gonna need you back up here

to set up the slide and the rock wall.

- All right.

- These are for serving food at the beach.

- So the flies don't get on the food.

- Yep.

- Do you need help? I love beach picnics.

I mean, we barely even get out on deck so this is, like,

our only time to escape the madness

and the interior of the boat.

- Here, can you take those up? - Yes.

- So yeah, I need tables and chairs and canopy.

You first.

- What's the name of this again? - Canopy.

- I'm gonna go to the beach and set up.

- Okay. - Just stay on guest service.

- The water's really clear.

- This motherf---er.

- You two are going back in.

- Cool. That's everything. - Got everything?

- There's picnic tables right there.

- You two go on back to the yacht.

- So--okay, we're gonna go [inaudible].

- Okay. So how's your day been so far?

- It's pretty much impossible to be perfect and learning.

It's hard to do a charter when they don't know

what they're doing, and it's not like

I'm gonna let the guests have a bad experience,

or it's not like I want a bad tip.

- Yeah. - Got the cookies, yeah.

We got the corn on the cob.

Got the green bean salad and gouda burgers.

Choice of toppings.

- Is that gouda? - Yeah.

- Yum.

- That has to stay like that though.

Yeah. Grab it.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Careful stepping on. - Oh, that was slippery.

- Back it up. Back it in. - Good work.

- Welcome to the beach. - Oh, all right.

- All right. - Enjoy your beach day.

- Thank you, guys. - Holla.

- [indistinct] - All right, all right.

- Yeah, you can go head back. - Are you guys hungry?

- Yeah, let's do it. - Yeah. We're ready for you.

- All right, great. - Badonkadonk.

- Thank you. - These look delicious.

- Nico. Nico, Lee. - Go ahead, Capt.

- Yeah, let's launch some toys.

We're gonna put the slide, the wall, and the sea bobs in.

- Copy that. Oh, man.

- It is amazing.

- It's really good. - Okay.

- Bruno. - Yeah?

- See those blue lines? - Yeah?

- Put those through the hawsepipe,

and you need to tie them on the boat.

- So you want me to go to the water?

- Yeah, get in the water.

- So--okay. Sh--. - Unhook the--Bruno.

Bruno, unhook it.

Unhook it. Take it off. Let's move.

- It is hard to understand, like, so much.

- No, no, no. Stop. Stop.

Stop moving. Stop right there. Stop. Listen.

- Bruno. Bruno. - He's just f---ing lost.

- Nico. Nico, Kate.

- Nico. Nico, Kate. - Go ahead, Kate.

- Yeah, hi. I was just wondering

if you want to bring Brianna over.

- Absolutely. I'll go grab her. I don't mind at all.

- Thank you. - I'm one charter in and I

have eight more to go.

I don't see how I'm gonna make it a whole season.

Go ahead and jump on, Bri.

- Mm-hmm. - You all right?

- Mm-hmm. Yeah. Sh--.

I bashed my hand pretty good.

- Oh, f---. - No, it's more my wrist.

- Make sure she doesn't fall off this thing.

- Oh, God. I already fell.

- You did? - Yeah, I fell coming on.

- I've got Jen and Brianna here. I'm gonna head back to the boat.

- Okay. - But have a great time.

- Thank you. - Thank you so much, Kate.

- Mm-hmm.

The only time I run is to escape a beach party.

Oh, God. Get me off the island.

- Man. - How's it going over there?

- I'm a solo stew right now. - Oh.

- This is borderline dangerous.

- Dangerous for my health and mental well-being.

- You know, any issues that Nico and I may have had in the past

we're gonna have to leave them in the past

because at this point we really only have each other

because he has experience,

and that's more than I can say about the rest of the crew.

It's like Hell.

F---ing Hell.

- This season on "Below Deck"... - Are you ready?

- You think you know somebody? Take them to Saint Martin

and you'll really get to know someone.

- We need to be seated.

- I'm just there for the tip. - Amazing.

You made a cucumber gimlet. Guys, my day is made.

- Yay. - We set a new record.

- Yee-haw.

- Here's to a spectacular season.

- I'm not your bitch, bitch. - Open it!

- These are, without a doubt, the most demanding guests.

- What do you think, Brad?

- Truth be told, it's not cooked enough.

- It's not my job to tell a chef how to do his.

You should do the caviar and oysters together.

- If you're gonna throw that thing, get it to

the goddamn dock.

- My deck crew is greener than a leprechaun's dick.

- Who? - Bri. I f---ing want

to bang her.

- Ooh, we're getting loose tonight.

L-l-loose.

- Don't screw the crew doesn't apply on this boat.

It's a loose rule.

- I will sleep with Jesus on a sailboat.

What would Jesus do? Me.

- I've got no bow thruster. - Oh, f---.

- I don't know if he's gonna lose his hand or what.

- I don't really think Nico's the best leader.

- That anchor drop was f---ing embarrassing.

- I'm going to f---ing unleash on you,

you stupid f---ing bitch.

- If it were just me, I would feel bad firing them.

- I'm not gonna talk back to you. I'm sorry.

Is this good for you?

- Captain Lee loves firing people.

- I don't need your sh-- either!

- There's gonna be a change in the configuration of this crew.

- If tomorrow I'm not boatswain, I quit.

- I got a spring line out there. - Watch the bow! Watch the bow!

- I need the spring line-- - Okay, okay.

- Did we hit something? - Goddamn it!

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