Original subtitles

Leave people in this apartment alone.

Why?

Are you the owner of this place?

Can you stop doing this?

I can’t stop.

I am like this for hundreds of years.

It might have become my habit.

What do I have to do…

To get you out of here?

I’m not going anywhere.

You seems a lot angrier lately.

Let me have some fun too, Master Pun.

Please?

I want to see the end of this love tale.

What do you call it?

PunYoh?

PunYoh?

Why not?

Big brother just…

wants to attend the wedding ceremony of my beloved little brother, that’s all.

Brother?

So… Somchai is Pun’s older brother?

My little brother. How will this story end?

Wow!

"1000 Years Old" (Episode 11)

♪ Don’t smile yet. ♪

♪ Because your smile will brighten the world too much. ♪

♪ I’m shy. ♪

♪ I’m shy when you give a glance at me. ♪

♪ You know, sometime I seem cold. ♪

♪ It’s nothing. ♪

♪ I just pretend that you’re too normal. ♪

♪ The truth is, ever since I met you... ♪

♪ My life has been a dream. ♪

♪ You write me a new story… ♪

♪ Suddenly brings joy to my life… ♪

♪ My smile has changed since you came in. ♪

♪ Even if the days goes by… ♪

♪ But the nights will still be beautiful. ♪

♪ You came in and made my story meaningful. ♪

♪ In a thousand years, I will still have you. ♪

♪ Even if the days goes by… ♪

♪ But the nights will still be beautiful. ♪

♪ You came in and made my story meaningful. ♪

♪ No matter how many thousand years may pass, I will still love you ♪

Are you here yet, Kamsai?

I’m just getting hungry.

Go cook for me…

Before I...

Drink your blood instead.

Go!

That is Mr. Pun’s chair.

How long will it take?

I’m not waiting to eat pork blood anymore.

Then… goodbye, sir.

See you again.

I’m not saying I’m leaving.

I mean I’ll drink other blood instead.

Why are you getting closer?

Why are you getting closer?

Don’t do it!

No!

No!

No!

Just kidding.

I just got some blood yesterday.

But next time, I will come taste your blood.

You have such good skill.

What a shame.

You’re gonna be closed soon.

Our restaurant is famous.

We’re not gonna close, dickhead!

Get back here!

Fight me one on one!

You’re not that scary!

Get back here!

What’s wrong, Shin?

Why are you yelling alone?

You scared me.

Are you hallucinating?

You don’t have to cook for Pun anymore.

What? Why not?

Well, he’s going on a date with Yoh.

A date?

Yeah.

But I feel like...

Pun is acting strange. I don’t know why.

Pun. Are you hungry?

No need to cook for me.

I’m going out with master Yoh.

Oh, Somchai stopped by earlier.

Huh?

But I took care of him.

I taught him a lesson and he ran away.

Really?

You don’t believe me?

I studied Muay Thai.

Funny.

It’s true.

Let’s brainstorm some idea.

What should we do to get long-term customers?

What?

We don’t have to help master Pun court Yoh anymore?

I don’t think it’s necessary.

Did he achieve his goal?

I don’t know.

I’m not sure.

They always glue together.

I think he succeeded.

Woah!

What’s wrong, master Yoh?

No. No.

“Search and find your soulmate. But the time is just not right.”

How is that a bad thing?

I’m still here.

May you live as long as tortoises…

And be together for a long time.

Don’t worry.

Me and everyone… will be with you as long as we can.

Eat more, Mr. tortoise.

And send your energy back to me.

Make me live as long as a thousand years.

Thank you, master Yoh.

For wanting to live with me for a long, long time.

You usually don’t go inside a church?

Can you?

What is wrong with vampires and churches?

I don’t mind.

Anything for you.

Anything for me?

So… where are we going next today?

Anything for you.

Hey, today…

You didn’t bring your umbrella.

I’m not sure if he finished it yet.

That bottle of blood.

I’m not hungry anymore.

What did you eat?

Can I have your blood?

I might become strong…

And don’t have to use an umbrella anymore.

It’s nothing, Master Yoh.

I’m strong.

I… applied a lot of sunblock.

And the weather is cold lately.

Cold? How is this cold?

The hottest season in Thailand is in April.

I got stronger.

Let’s go, master Yoh.

Let’s be happy together.

Are you sure you’re not hot?

♪ Ever since I met you... ♪

♪ My life has been a dream. ♪

♪ You write me a new story… ♪ Everything is a lot easier when you’re not holding an umbrella.

♪ You write me a new story… ♪ You see?

♪ Suddenly brings joy to my life… ♪ I can ride a bike with one hand. Watch me, master Yoh.

♪ My smile has changed since you came in. ♪ Hey, don’t do that! No! No!

♪ My smile has changed since you came in. ♪

♪ The clock is about to stop. ♪

♪ Thank you for being my happiness... ♪ Do you think there are Vinama up there?

♪ Thank you for being my happiness... ♪

♪ Thank you for being my happiness... ♪ Will they show themselves to you?

♪ For as long as time allows. ♪

♪ For as long as time allows. ♪ Vimana?

♪ For as long as time allows. ♪

♪ For as long as time allows. ♪ Nobody calls UFO like that anymore.

You have to be really old fashioned.

I’m an old-timey vampire.

If we can see them during the day too, that would be great.

Do you know why you like or obsesses about aliens?

Hmm?

Not “Do you know why”.

You have to ask me…

“Why is master Yoh so obsessed about aliens?” So, I can answer you.

I know, I know.

What is wrong with you, Pun?

I’m so confused.

Maybe you are an alien yourself.

You came to Earth and live…

And die, and live…

Over and over for many lifetimes.

Erm...

You mean...

I became human in that process?

That might be true.

Pun, the vampire and Yoh, the alien…

Married.

That’s nonsense.

What married are you talking about?

We can, master Yoh.

We can be married.

Me and you.

Wedding ring.

Huh?

Where is it?

Look with your heart…

And you will see it.

Look with your heart, master Yoh.

Because it’s the ring of love.

I see it now.

That means you love me.

What was that?

Humans put engagement rings on their left-hand wedding finger.

Please put this on all the time.

Only we can see it…

And no one else.

Because this is our love.

As long as you and I...

Still love each other.

Where is your ring?

Put it on me too.

Erm… Okay, okay.

Wow!

A diamond ring?

♪ I can’t help myself but falling in love with you. ♪

♪ I can’t help but keep thinking of you. ♪

♪ Every night and day, just like that. ♪

♪ I can’t stop my heart from getting closer to yours… ♪

♪ I can’t stop my heart... ♪ Don’t take it off.

♪ I can’t stop my heart from getting closer to yours… ♪

♪ Can’t help but getting even closer than this. ♪

♪ Your touch... ♪

♪ You’re so sensitive in every aspect. ♪

♪ You’re so sensitive in every aspect. ♪ A gift from master Yoh…

♪ As I look at you, ♪

♪ As I look at you, ♪ I will cherish it as best as I can.

♪ As I look at you, your smell still lingers in my heart. ♪

♪ When I look into your eyes... ♪ A marriage?

I must be crazy.

♪ You’re buried deep inside my heart... ♪

♪ You’re buried deep inside my heart... ♪ What are we even doing?

♪ You’re buried deep inside my heart... ♪

♪ You’re buried deep inside my heart... ♪ Am I fallen in love...

With a vampire for real?

♪ I don’t know how to hold my heart back. ♪

♪ I don’t know how to hold my heart back. ♪ From just interested…

It has turned into… love?

Is it me who made the first move on Pun?

Not Pun that made a move first.

I’m not that bad.

I left home to follow a man…

And came here.

Please don’t haunt me.

(Chanting)

Please don’t haunt me. I will make merit in your name.

Are you gone? (Chanting)

(Chanting)

This is the last day for PunYoh.

You have to say goodbye now, master Pun.

Do you need some energy?

Or maybe something fresh…

From someone’s neck.

It can be from master Yoh.

Sweet and aromatic.

Master Yoh is here.

Go ahead, my brother.

I won’t get in your way today.

Ah, but don’t forget.

When your time is over…

My time with master Yoh… will begin.

Pun...

Are you losing money?

You can cut my paycheck…

In case you’re struggling…

But you didn’t want to tell me.

That’s right.

If you’re losing money…

Then, what are we gonna do?

Pun, you are a vampire. How come you’re not rich?

You have been living for hundreds of years.

You have to struggle with the sale…

And living in a cheap apartment.

Let me ask you.

Are you pretending to be poor?

I’m really poor, master Yoh.

This is my first business.

After all...

I had been living my life day-by-day…

Doing nothing.

I lose my money to cat food.

And… everything cat-related.

Then, you can cut my paycheck.

But it’s okay.

Our place still has fans.

We still have regular customers.

Our place is famous.

I don’t understand at all.

Suddenly, all the fans just showed up.

And suddenly, they all went quiet and disappeared.

Yeah, that’s true.

I’m still confused. Are we really famous?

All Hail Pork Blood Soup.

I’ll leave it to lady Kamsai to continue.

Huh?

What do you mean by that?

I give this restaurant to lady Kamsai.

Huh?

What are you talking about?

I think lady Kamsai is more suitable than me.

All Hail Pork Blood Soup belongs to all of us.

It is not my dream alone.

You’re talking like you’re not gonna do it anymore.

What’s wrong with you?

Are you okay?

What happened?

You have changed.

What’s wrong. You can tell me, Pun.

It’s nothing, master Yoh.

It must be something.

It’s really nothing.

How can it be nothing?

If you have something, just say it.

Just in case we can help you. We’re team, right?

I’m not human like all of you.

You don’t understand me.

My time is over.

Huh?

What do you mean ‘your time is over’? What are you talking about?

I have to go back to being a vampire…

As a vampire should be.

I will stop eating pork blood soup.

Today is the last day...

That I will be here.

- Huh?! - Huh?!

What happened?

If lady Kamsai doesn’t take over this business…

I’ll have to close it.

Go ahead and close it!

It’s your business after all!

Calm down, Kamsai.

Master Pun.

Are you really gonna close down All Hail Pork Blood Soup?

None of your business.

It is my business.

Because I am ‘All Hail Pork Blood Soup’.

I devoted myself, I tried my best. Everything that I’ve done…

I did it for our restaurant.

Maybe…

I was into this more than you do, master Pun.

Who told you to do that?

Pun! How can you say that?!

How can you say that?

Why are you behaving like this?

What is wrong with you?!

I will close the All Hail Pork Blood Soup.

Educational Vampire Episode 2 (All Hail Pork Blood Soup, Master Yoh.)

Because the truth is…

I am the CEO of All Hail Pork Blood Soup.

It’s an honor, Mr. CEO!

Kamsai…

I’m so disappointed in you, Pun.

I should have never respected you…

And tried to do everything to please you.

I don’t know what happened to you or what’s wrong with your mind.

But what you did earlier... is fucking awful!

Pun. I thought you are a nice vampire.

I’m so fucking disappointed in you!

You were happy yesterday.

Master Yoh…

Don’t leave me.

My time, my last day with all of you.

It didn’t end well at all.

What is wrong with Pun?

That wasn’t like him at all.

I don’t know what happened.

He is hard to predict lately.

What are we gonna do next?

Has it ended? Our All hail pork blood soup.

I think… let’s wait for everyone to calm down…

Then we will talk, allright?

So, your restaurant is closed.

Serves you right.

A place with no customers…

It’s not that strange to go bankrupt.

Pathetic.

We did have customers. What the fuck are you saying?

Fake customers. Did that count?

Fake how?

Those guys who came to scream ‘Mr. Pun!’ Scream! Scream!

‘Master Vampire!’ Scream! Scream!

Mr. Shin. Kamsai. Mr. Yoh. Scream!

They were extras.

Extras?

So, you found out.

Those you called extra.

Background performers in films.

What the fuck are you talking about?

You’re so stupid.

Let me enlighten you.

Those who came screaming…

All Hail Pork Blood Soup’s fan club and all that.

They were all hired by Master vampire Pun.

Hired?

You have fans too, master Yoh. See?

Yeah.

And they're for lady Kamsai and gray hair.

I can’t believe it.

How is this possible?

You guys don’t know anything.

Yeah.

But don’t tell master Pun that I told you.

I’m afraid master Pun will get mad.

Take it easy, boy.

I… I surrender. I surrender.

Don’t… don’t hurt me.

If you all join forces…

I’m so scared.

That was fun.

See you again.

Are you okay, Shin?

(407)

(Saifon Apartment)

There. He really is here.

You didn’t pick up my phone.

You didn’t answer my texts.

Oh, Jam? What are you doing here?

I’m the one who called your sister.

You have been gone all day.

Is there something wrong, Yoh?

You didn’t update me with any news.

Erm...

I mean...

Pun is…

Pun is… what?

Pun wants to... Close All Hail Pork Blood Soup.

Huh?

He has changed.

How did he change?

I don’t know but he changed.

Maybe because...

Was it Janja?

Don’t tell me…

That Pun and Janja...

And you’re jealous.

Yeah. I’m kidding.

And what are you gonna do?

Well… I may do nothing.

Are you gonna stay put like this?

Maybe.

That’s not like you at all.

When you’re interested in something, you always put your all into it.

What do you want me to do?

You do what you want.

Right now…

I want to lay down and look at the stars.

Are you really quiting?

What a shame.

Hey. You.

Thank you, master Yoh…

For every gift that you gave me.

I will cherish it as long as I can.

I wish you'll be happy and have pork blood soup to eat for the rest of your life.

What’s wrong?

A gift for your grand opening.

Everything will be the same.

It's only me...

That can’t be here anymore.

I got plenty of times…

But our times together...

Was so short, master Yoh.

No one is here.

The cat is gone too.

I will keep my room like this…

In case you miss me.

Everything that I own belongs to you now.

Including my heart.

(407)

Farewell.

I hope master Yoh...

Lives long for a thousand years.

♪ Forever is not true ♪

♪ Forever is not true ♪ So, you choose vampire in the end.

♪ The one who say it leave you anyways ♪

♪ The one who say it leave you anyways ♪ You betrayer.

♪ The one who say it leave you anyways ♪

♪ I already knew. No matter how much he says he loves me… ♪

Your old room is still vacant.

♪ But forever is not true. ♪ Just in case you want to come back.

♪ The one who say it leave me anyways ♪ Can I go rest on the rooftop?

You really miss All Hail Pork Blood Soup, huh?

♪ I knew it already. No matter what he says, he will leave anyways. ♪

Erm… Aunty. Have you heard anything from Pun?

♪ I thought what I had was good love. ♪

♪ But in the end, I got hurt. ♪

♪ But in the end, I got hurt. ♪ Yoh…

♪ But in the end, I got hurt. ♪

♪ I got hurt. ♪

♪ I just want someone who will not hurt me. ♪ You come here often.

♪ I just want someone who will not hurt me. ♪

Yeah.

♪ But after all, I got hurt anyways. ♪

You should reopen it.

♪ That’s why I’m not ready for anyone. ♪

♪ That’s why I’m not ready for anyone. ♪ Huh?

♪ That’s why I’m not ready for anyone. ♪

♪ I just got dumped by him. ♪

♪ I just got dumped by him. ♪ Even though, there’s only two of us left…

♪ The wound is still fresh. I’m sorry. ♪ We can continue the business.

♪ The wound is still fresh. I’m sorry. ♪ But… it won’t be the same, Yoh.

♪ I'm sorry. ♪

♪ If you love me… ♪ That’s true...

♪ If you love me… ♪

♪ Can you wait, my dear? ♪

♪ Can you wait, my dear? ♪ All Hail Pork Blood Soup...

♪ Can I take my time to heal for now? ♪

♪ Can I take my time to heal for now? ♪ Should have all of us.

♪ Can I take my time to heal for now? ♪

♪ Of course. ♪

♪ Forever is not true. ♪

♪ The one who say it leave you anyways ♪ I really miss Pun too.

♪ The one who say it leave you anyways ♪

♪ I already knew. No matter how much he says he loves me… ♪

You’re not mad at him anymore?

♪ But forever is not true. ♪ Not yet.

♪ But forever is not true. ♪

♪ The one who say it leave you anyways ♪ But… Pun is All Hail Pork Blood Soup.

♪ I already knew. No matter how much he says he loves me… ♪

He’s really gone.

That is so cruel.

Suddenly, he disappeared.

He never contacts me at all.

We should get Pun back.

He’s one of us after all.

We must bring him back.

How?

I don’t even know where he is.

And… Somchai, Janja. They’ve all disappeared too.

You got a plan?

How?

♪ Superman, Superman used to say… ♪

Let’s go.

♪ Superman, Superman used to say… ♪

Yeah. Let’s go.

♪ For those who feel weak in your heart… ♪

♪ for those who feel weak in your heart… ♪ Let’s go.

♪ For those who feel weak in your heart… ♪

Go.

♪ Just fly up in the sky and look down like... ♪ Erm… Have you seen the guy in this picture?

♪ Superman. He’s not afraid of anything ♪ Excuse me. Have you seen this guy?

♪ Superman. He’s not afraid of anything ♪

♪ No matter how lonely he felt… ♪ Erm, if you see him, please contact this number.

♪ But the higher you’re in the sky, ♪ Looking for missing person.

♪ The tinier your problem will be ♪ A lot of people miss him.

He might seem a bit odd but he’s cute. He is a nice guy.

Hey! You don’t have to include that texts. (His love one miss him to death.)

It’s to create a story.

People will be into this.

He likes to dress modestly.

- Long sleeves shirt, long pants. - Here.

Sometime, he wears sunglasses during the day. He uses an umbrella all the time.

Is that good? (Missing person)

Yeah, like that. Trust me.

If anyone see this mysterious person, please contact us immediately.

His love one is missing him to death.

♪ Fly, Fly, Fly up high. Fly up in the air. ♪

♪ Looking around on the sky, I still get scared… ♪

♪ The wind is strong. The rain is pouring and there's a tornado. ♪

♪ But that won't be a problem ♪

♪ If you use the vision of... ♪

♪ Superman, Superman used to say… ♪

♪ for those who feel... ♪

Can we trust him, Yoh?

Wait here for a moment.

So, you all came, finally.

Let the wedding ceremony...

between Master Pun…

And Lady Janja begins.

♪ Through all my life that I’ve lived… ♪

♪ I spent it to love you. ♪

♪ And trying to stop myself from fallen in love with you. ♪

♪ I can’t help myself but falling in love with you. ♪

♪ I can’t help but keep thinking of you. ♪

♪ Every night and day, just like that. ♪

♪ I can’t stop my heart from getting closer to yours… ♪

♪ Can’t help but getting even closer than this. ♪

♪ Your touch... ♪

♪ You’re so sensitive in every aspect. ♪

♪ As I look at you, your smell still lingers in my heart. ♪

♪ When I look into your eyes... ♪

♪ You’re buried deep inside my heart... ♪

♪ I’m still fallen in love every time that I meet you. ♪

♪ I can’t help myself but falling in love with you. ♪ "1000 Years old"