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Why does this keep happening?
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We're constantly on top of each other
We have no privacy
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You know the logical
thing to do / I know
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We need to get
separate apartments
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That is the logical thing
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- So, we'll get a bigger place?
- Uh-huh
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- We'll take it!
- Aaah!
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Ok!
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There's just one little thing
It's three times what you wanted to pay
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What?!
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We sublet
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We find somebody else
to take this place
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Then we charge a lot more
money than we should
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We gouge 'em!
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Honey. I mean, if you want to
move back to New York
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we'll move back to New York
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I just don't know how we're gonna
find an apartment here
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I think we can help
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Ok, Karen
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When you look back on your life
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what is the one thing
that has gotten away from you?
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Who is that one person that
could make your life complete again?
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Sunny's out of bed?
Finally!
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Von Bulow, get your ass in here!
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No, not Sunny V.B., silly
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Your mother!
Roll it
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Hiya, Kiki!
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I told you I never
wanted to see you again!
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Guys, we're moving to a bigger place!
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Will?
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Will, are you here?
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Guess he's not here
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- I love your new place
- Ah, so do we
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There's so much space
and it's such a great neighborhood
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You know, I go to the same
drug store as Robert DeNiro
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who seems to be
having protected sex
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Come on
I'll show you my wing
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Grace, were you calling me?
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Grace?
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Will?
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Hello?
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Will?
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Grace?
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Will?
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Will?
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Grace?
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Stop!
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- Hi?
- Hi!
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- How are you doing?
- Good
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On a date
Phil
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Me, too
Bill
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Isn't this great?
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This place is so huge
we can have so-so dates
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with mediocre guys at the same time
and not even be aware of each other
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- We're lucky ladies
- Yeah
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So...see ya
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Yeah
See ya
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Will?
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Will?
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What?
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Bill just said 2002 was
the last palindrome year of our lifetime
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and I laughed
and he looked weird
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A palindrome is
some kind of elephant, right?
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No
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It's a word or number that reads
the same backwards as forwards
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Oh!
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Oh...
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Bill's kind of dull
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- 'Night
- Yeah
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Grace!
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- Grace!
- What?
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Do you think Phil kind of
smells like wet dog?
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I don't remember
what Phil smells like
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Go get him
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I can't go get him
It's, like, a mile
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I'm not hiking all the way up
there just to smell Phil
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Fine
Guess I'll just head back up
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- What's wrong?
- Need a minute to catch my breath
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What in the hell are we doing in
this rundown Irish hole-in-the-wall?
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What's the name of this place, anyway?
Molly O'Poverty's?
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Back up, butt crack
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Kare, this is just my way of saying
I'm sorry for springing your mother on you
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Oh, that's sweet, honey
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But why a filthy bar in Yonkers?
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Because...
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if you take out filthy and Yonkers
what are you left with?
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A bar
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See, now, that's why you're
the president of "Nothing, Incorporated."
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- Whatcha looking for?
- A wet nap
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I want to clean off the feted
reeking after-touch of the common man
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A five?
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what the hell is this doing in there?
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Hang on
I'll get us a waitress
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Ok, um, I got one
What'll you have, Kare?
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Oh, I'll have a wine
with a beer back
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and a vodka with a beer front
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You know what they say--
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"Beer before wine
makes you feel fine"
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" Wine before beer
makes you feel queer."
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You!
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I thought that nursery rhyme
sounded familiar!
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What's the big deal?
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I mean
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she seems nice, and she really
wants to get to know-- / Nice?
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Honey
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My mother is a con artist, ok?
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I send her a check once a month
to keep her out of my hair
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Yeah
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my entire childhood was spent
traveling with her from town to town
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running scams on people
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Never settling down
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Just when I'd make a friend
have 'em over for milk and cookies... Bam!
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It was time to move on
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Karen, that's shocking
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You drank milk?
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The last town we lived in
I fell in love with a boy
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He had long blond hair
delicate features, soft skin...
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At least I think it was a boy
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Well, anyway, I was in love
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And he or she loved me
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Until my mom scammed her, too
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Then he left me
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That was when I left home
and never looked back
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Karen, this isn't something
you can runaway from
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It's not like a hotel bill
or a crying baby
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Forget it, Jack
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There are some things
you just can't forgive
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Wait
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I can't let you do this
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Look, when I found my father
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it was too late to connect
with him because he was dead
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And I don't want
the same thing to happen to you
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So...
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please just go in and
have one drink with her, ok?
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No!
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I got back in there
she'll pull me into one of schemes
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and I'll be right back
where I started from
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I will absolutely not
have one drink with her
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Three drinks?
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Well, she is my mother
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Will, I'm having a clothing crisis
Will you come down here?
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No
You come up here
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No
You come down here
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No
You come up here
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- No. You come down here
- No. You come up here
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No
You come down here
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No
You come up here
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Please?
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No, and stop bothering me
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Hello?
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Grace, I'm not coming down there!
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Will, I miss our old apartment
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Me, too
I wanna go home
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Me, too
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- Let's talk about this
- Yeah, let's
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Will you come down here?
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You know, you can't
go on hating me forever
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I'm your mother
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you got everything from me
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Your looks, your guts
your ambition
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The only thing you didn't
get from me is that voice
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That voice you got from your father
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Yeah
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No one could ever tell us
apart on the phone
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But this isn't about Daddy
Leave him out of it!
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This is about how you ruined
everything for me as a kid
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Oh, come on, Keeks
We had good times
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Remember the summer
we went to Lake George?
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Yeah, I remember I had to stay
wrapped up in a blanket from head to toe
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cause you told everybody
at the country club
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I was allergic to the sun
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and if we didn't raise
$10,000 for my operation
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I'd have to live under the stairs
for the rest of my life
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And we fished
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You used me, Mom
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I was never anything
more than a prop to you
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The poor little blind girl
with the big rack
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Or the poor little welfare child
with the big rack
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Or the poor little
gardener's daughter
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With the big rake
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It hurt me, Mom
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I wanted a mother
not a business partner
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Oh, Kiki
I am so sorry
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Maybe I wasn't winning any mother
of the year awards then, but, you know
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we're different people now
but we're still family
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I still love you
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I see
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So you reappear after all this time
say you're sorry
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and I'm supposed to
forgive you, just like that?
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Oh, Mommy
I missed you / Aw...
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Maybe we can start over again
but different this time
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You know, without the lies
without the scams
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You betcha
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Just one more job
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do you have any catsup?
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Why, did you find another
French fry in your pocket?
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No. No. No
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I just figure if I smear
it all over my body
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and act like
I've just been attacked
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and maybe that'll scare
Rob and Ellen out of our apartment
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back to New Jersey
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Forget it, Shaggy
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We're just gonna stick
with what we said in the cab
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that we made a big mistake
and we need to take the place back
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It's only been a week
Probably don't even like it anyway
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- Hi, you guys!
- We love it here!
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Mm-hmm
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We were almost attacked
right in front of the building!
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A hospital
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This is gonna be good
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I cannot believe I let you
talk me into doing this
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trying to get some poor sap
to sign his will over to you
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before he drops dead
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No decent woman does
that after 35!
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He's not a poor sap, honey
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That sap shorted Enron at 56
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Now come on
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What's going on? What's happening?
Why aren't you moving?
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Where's that thing
I asked you to sign?
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What?
That paper
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that says I'll never ask you
to pull another con after this?
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You know, it really hurts me
that you gave me that
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Mm-hmm
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Well, it's gonna hurt a lot more
if you don't sign it
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Fork it over, froggy!
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It's signed
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Good thing I became a notary
for that Chicago job we pulled
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Ok, now, I have been
working this guy for months
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And everything was going according
to plan until he took a turn for the worse
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So, I gotta close this deal quick
and I can't do it alone...
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which is why I brought in my poor
down-on-her-luck daughter
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who's also a little slow
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How slow?
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Well, you were a cheerleader
but you never stopped clapping
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Oh, it makes me sick
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to think I'm gonna help you
bilk a man out of his hard-earned money
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That reminds me
I gotta call Stan
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Where's a phone?
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I'm gonna go in first
Here. Here, you change into this
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Oh, good Lord
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Look at this outfit!
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Is Grace in on this, too?
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Well, there we were, crossing
what the New York Times called
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the third most dangerous street
in the country
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- and--and--
- And there he was--
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The Upper Westside Slasher!
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They said they caught him
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but I guess that swarthy
one-eyed killing machine is back
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Damn him
Damn him to hell!
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So why is it that
I haven't of this killer guy?
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- Who was that?
- What What What?!
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Probably nothing
At least nothing that can get in
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What is this?
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This sounds like some kind
of urban myth. Right, Rob?
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I don't wanna die
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00:14:01,952 --> 00:14:03,838
Damn it, Rob
Pull yourself together!
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- Who was that?!
- What?! What?!
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I heard it that time!
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00:14:05,866 --> 00:14:06,617
Ok! Ok
260
00:14:08,552 --> 00:14:10,236
now, I don't know
what you two are doing
261
00:14:10,236 --> 00:14:11,765
but I know you're
doing something, ok?
262
00:14:11,765 --> 00:14:15,258
It's one of their weird
little "Will-and-Grace things."
263
00:14:15,258 --> 00:14:19,145
It's like that time they
tried to get us to eat "dim sum."
264
00:14:19,933 --> 00:14:22,523
Come on, Rob
I gotta pee
265
00:14:32,286 --> 00:14:34,845
Why does he have to help her pee?
266
00:14:35,568 --> 00:14:36,673
I don't know
267
00:14:36,673 --> 00:14:38,837
Couples are weird
268
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,041
Where'd you get gum?
269
00:14:40,041 --> 00:14:42,092
Oh, sorry
270
00:14:46,567 --> 00:14:48,055
Well, this isn't working
271
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:50,487
We'll have to go back to Plan A
272
00:14:51,147 --> 00:14:54,665
You mean tell Ellen
the baby's not hers?
273
00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:58,090
No
274
00:14:58,090 --> 00:15:01,508
We just explain that we're very sorry
but we're taking the place back
275
00:15:01,508 --> 00:15:03,665
and nothing they do
or say is gonna stop us
276
00:15:03,665 --> 00:15:06,673
- Ellen's water broke!
- Baby's coming!
277
00:15:07,815 --> 00:15:09,451
So...
278
00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:12,387
you wouldn't wanna talk right now?
279
00:15:19,131 --> 00:15:21,395
So we're not gonna get
that apartment back, are we?
280
00:15:21,395 --> 00:15:24,480
I don't see how
They're a family now
281
00:15:25,362 --> 00:15:27,175
Well, I guess we deserve this
282
00:15:27,175 --> 00:15:29,191
We were kind of awful
283
00:15:29,191 --> 00:15:31,870
In fact, there's only one person
I can think of that's worse
284
00:15:31,870 --> 00:15:34,033
Hey, Grandpa
how about closing up that gown?!
285
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:36,987
I swear, I was not gonna say that
286
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:45,421
Hey
287
00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:50,402
How's it goin'?
288
00:15:50,402 --> 00:15:52,691
Oh, honey
289
00:15:53,156 --> 00:15:56,327
What's this all about?
290
00:15:59,002 --> 00:16:01,054
Remember how everyone
was so gung-ho about
291
00:16:01,054 --> 00:16:02,561
getting me back with my mom?
292
00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:05,022
Well, this is what happens
293
00:16:06,907 --> 00:16:10,602
I'm poor, and I'm slow
294
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,574
Karen, I am so sorry...
295
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:17,582
that I don't have
a camera right now
296
00:16:19,013 --> 00:16:24,246
- What are you doing??
- Will? Grace? Karen?
297
00:16:26,723 --> 00:16:30,094
Lois and I are
pulling one last scam
298
00:16:30,094 --> 00:16:31,962
I just can't say no to my mother
299
00:16:31,962 --> 00:16:34,885
Will, Grace. Kare
300
00:16:34,885 --> 00:16:37,069
Oh, there you are
I was looking all over for you
301
00:16:37,069 --> 00:16:40,042
Oh, my God
I have that same shirt!
302
00:16:42,775 --> 00:16:43,687
Except, um
303
00:16:43,687 --> 00:16:46,123
mine has a big rooster on it
and it says, "I love me big, red--"
304
00:16:46,123 --> 00:16:47,571
Jack!
305
00:16:52,251 --> 00:16:55,451
Oh, I can't believe
I'm doing this again
306
00:16:55,451 --> 00:16:57,293
I mean, it was ok
when I was a kid
307
00:16:57,293 --> 00:17:01,611
but at a certain point, you just
want a mom who loves you for you
308
00:17:01,611 --> 00:17:04,346
not for what you can do for her
309
00:17:06,550 --> 00:17:13,177
Well, if it's any consolation
we all love you because you're you
310
00:17:13,479 --> 00:17:15,291
Yeah, Karen
Sure
311
00:17:15,291 --> 00:17:21,006
sometimes I give you a hard time
put you down, make fun of your drinking
312
00:17:22,070 --> 00:17:23,939
That's it
313
00:17:31,447 --> 00:17:34,269
I didn't mean to
put you through this
314
00:17:34,269 --> 00:17:35,366
I didn't mean to hurt you
315
00:17:35,366 --> 00:17:39,032
I'm your friend
and I'm always here, no matter what
316
00:17:39,032 --> 00:17:42,388
Now we're gonna see a 22-year-old
sailor in spectacular physical condition
317
00:17:42,388 --> 00:17:45,723
having a tattoo removed
from his buttock
318
00:17:46,616 --> 00:17:47,137
Go
319
00:17:54,967 --> 00:18:00,389
Yeah, it's pretty good
but not quite cheap enough
320
00:18:00,762 --> 00:18:03,134
Grace, let me borrow that scarf
321
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,500
This is not a cheap scarf
Tell her, Will
322
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:09,147
Will gave me this scarf
for my birthday
323
00:18:09,993 --> 00:18:12,550
Give her the scarf, Grace
324
00:18:14,048 --> 00:18:15,522
Kiki...
325
00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:17,692
Thanks
326
00:18:19,172 --> 00:18:21,779
It was in an Hermes box
327
00:18:21,779 --> 00:18:25,926
Yeah, I'm gonna need that box back
before next Christmas
328
00:18:26,552 --> 00:18:27,485
Ok, I'm ready
329
00:18:27,485 --> 00:18:29,799
I figure slow-wise
I'm somewhere between Sean Penn
330
00:18:29,799 --> 00:18:30,588
in I am Sam
331
00:18:30,588 --> 00:18:33,572
and Sean Penn at home
with his family
332
00:18:36,274 --> 00:18:38,182
You know what?
333
00:18:39,966 --> 00:18:42,712
I can't do this
I can't take advantage of you
334
00:18:42,712 --> 00:18:45,684
I-- You're my daughter
and I love you
335
00:18:45,684 --> 00:18:47,268
I see
336
00:18:47,532 --> 00:18:50,382
So the old guy croaked before
you could get into his will?
337
00:18:50,382 --> 00:18:54,274
Oh, Karen, I'm shocked!
I'm trying to apologize to you
338
00:18:54,274 --> 00:18:56,226
Ah, restraining order
from the daughter
339
00:18:56,226 --> 00:18:58,673
I don't know how
she got up here that fast
340
00:18:59,342 --> 00:19:00,844
Start walking
341
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:05,779
So, uh, I guess this
is it for awhile, huh?
342
00:19:05,779 --> 00:19:07,111
Yeah, I guess so
343
00:19:07,111 --> 00:19:10,764
Just so you know, I'm never
gonna ask you to do this again
344
00:19:10,764 --> 00:19:12,527
- Blah blah blah
- No, no no
345
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:14,801
I mean it
I mean it this time
346
00:19:14,801 --> 00:19:17,616
There are a lot of things
I would like to do over--
347
00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:20,897
I would send you to the proper
schools, I would stay put
348
00:19:20,897 --> 00:19:23,566
I would never have broken up
you and what's his name
349
00:19:23,566 --> 00:19:26,147
I mean, she was nice
350
00:19:27,963 --> 00:19:31,915
Yeah...she was
351
00:19:33,019 --> 00:19:35,382
I miss him
352
00:19:39,128 --> 00:19:41,629
Hey, guys, I'm a daddy
353
00:19:41,629 --> 00:19:42,536
Yay!
354
00:19:42,536 --> 00:19:44,623
Oh, my God, that's great!
355
00:19:44,623 --> 00:19:46,907
Oh, it's a beautiful baby boy
356
00:19:46,907 --> 00:19:49,859
You should see
the length of his boyhood
357
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,223
Can't wait
358
00:19:52,223 --> 00:19:55,029
No. I mean
I almost cut the wrong thing
359
00:19:56,734 --> 00:19:58,011
You know, Rob
360
00:19:58,011 --> 00:20:00,446
about that whole
westside killer thing--
361
00:20:00,446 --> 00:20:02,540
- We were just having a little fun
- Yeah, yeah
362
00:20:02,540 --> 00:20:03,765
It's really a great neighborhood
363
00:20:03,765 --> 00:20:06,716
I mean, there really is a crazy man
on the loose who cuts women's hair
364
00:20:06,716 --> 00:20:09,038
but that's not really
gonna affect you any
365
00:20:09,038 --> 00:20:10,991
Yeah, look
before you guys go on
366
00:20:10,991 --> 00:20:13,556
I don't know how
else to put this, but, um...
367
00:20:13,556 --> 00:20:17,269
Ellen misses New Jersey
She wants to move back
368
00:20:17,269 --> 00:20:19,348
And I know we signed a lease
369
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:20,738
and I know you've settled
into your new place
370
00:20:20,738 --> 00:20:23,436
and you're
all happy there, but, um
371
00:20:23,436 --> 00:20:26,188
do you think you could
find it in your hearts to move back?
372
00:20:27,274 --> 00:20:29,424
We can do that!
373
00:20:29,424 --> 00:20:32,649
Oh, guys, thank you so much
Really. You're the best friends
374
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,990
We are
Good friends
375
00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:37,845
'Cause we love you
376
00:20:38,214 --> 00:20:39,917
Oh, by the way, Will
377
00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:41,717
you're gonna pay
for my boy's education
378
00:20:41,717 --> 00:20:42,739
What are you talking about?!
379
00:20:42,739 --> 00:20:45,385
Will, you gouged me on the rent
380
00:20:45,385 --> 00:20:47,548
I...did not
381
00:20:47,548 --> 00:20:50,317
Will, I'm your accountant
382
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:53,883
You think
I might figure that out?
383
00:20:53,883 --> 00:20:56,997
Uh... Uh... Grace?
384
00:20:57,499 --> 00:21:00,803
Will, I am shocked!
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