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What are we doing?

Are we even working out?

Of course we are

Just because we're not sweating doesn't mean

we're not getting a good workout

Just the kind of answer I'd expect from the owner

of an Angela Lansbury workout video

Ready? Flip

My ball smells

Smell my ball

Smell your own ball!

Well, if I could do that

I'd be the happiest girl on earth

I don't know what that means

Hey, losers how you doing?

Come on Up, up, up We're here to work out

Let's go Let's stake it!

Let's what?

Stake it! You gotta stake it

Stop saying "stake it"

What's stake it?

"Stake it" is my workout catch-phrase

and in addition to being a motivational tool

it is also a stylistic flourish that sets me apart

It doesn't even mean anything

Ok You two figure this out

I'm gonna go work on my glutes

Meaning you're gonna go sit at the juice bar?

Yep

You can laugh at "stake it" now

but when it becomes my "dyn-o-mite"

or my "leggo my eggo"

or my "hey, hey, hey"

Then you'll be laughing,because

Wait. What... Who's that guy?

That guy? Um, I don't know He's that guy You know

what's his name Generic McPlain Wrap

No, I know him I just I mean

not from the gym from someplace else

Oh, who cares, Will?

Probably from some law case

where you said 'blah' and he said 'blah'

and a judge said 'blah' and ten people died of boredom

No I could swear I

I'm done

I know how I know him

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You slept with that guy?

No! We just fooled around

- But he's a six - He's a seven

- He's a five - He's a six

Sold!

It was just one time

you know I had just broken up with Michael

He was my rebound guy

Remember I met him at the Cuddle Bum?

That's Cuddle Bum?!

God, I was so awful to him

You know he kept calling and calling

and I just blew him off

Wait Tell me that story again

How does it go?Tell me again No Forget it

Fine, then I'll tell Cuddle Bum you're here

It was winter

He didn't have any heat in his apartment

We were lying there

and he said "Will, I'm cold. Would you...."

"Cuddle me bum?"

"Cuddle me bum!"

Cuddle Bum! Oh, that's rich!

Oh, it's good to laugh again!

So, Cuddle Bum's in the gym

What are you gonna do?

Everything's tainted

That fridge a derriere has been on every piece of equipment in this place

I'm not gonna do anything All right?

I-I'm a grownup He's a grownup

If we run into each other we'll just act like grownups

Excuse me Don't I know you?

No I don't think so Come on. Let's go

Ok, I just gave a homeless guy a quarter

and now I'm pretty sure it was Johnny Depp

Karen, can you call the maintenance guy

and tell him the door keeps sticking

I hate having to reset it every time

No Honey, I'm watching these burly movers

clear out the office next door

They're moving out?

I've always wanted that space

Have they rented it yet? Is it still available?

I don't know You move that desk, bitch!

Stop that!

You work in an office

Conduct yourself with a little dig that fine ass

Hey, sweet-cheeks Do fries go with that shake?

You like?

What?! How dare you?That was offensive!

Filthy pig!

I cannot believe they're moving out

I always promised myself that

if that space ever opened up

I would rent it break through that wall

and expand my business

Oh, honey You have a dream

You know I have a dream, too

To be rich and beautiful and

have a great body

Oh, look My dream came true

I just wish this weren't happening right now

when I'm so low on cash God

why did I give Johnny Depp that quarter?

Well, Grace Why don't you just ask me for the money?

I mean, come on I'd give you the loan in a second

Really? Are you sure?

Of course I'm sure, honey

All you have to do is ask

Ok Karen, would you loan me the money?

Well, I'll have to see a presentation

What?

Grace, I don't know what your business is

I don't know what you do I mean

For all I know, you could be using the money to buy

Ms Pac-Man machines and pizza ovens

Karen, this isn't Chuck E Cheese

You know that I'm a designer

All I know is there's a pizza here every day at noon

I'm not gonna pitch myself to you

It's insulting

I would rather try and get a loan from a bank

All right Well suit yourself

Never gonna happen

You know what?

I am gonna get that loan

And not just because I'm a smart

successful businesswoman

who's run her own design firm for five years

but also because I'll be wearing something see-through?

Here's my loan application

some information about the business

and my profit and loss statements for the past five years

I think you'll be very impressed

I know that I am

Monday morning good for the presentation?

I'll see you at the crack of noon and wear something sheer

Oh, heySorry

Are you gonna use the 30s?

Actually, I was gonna use 35

Oh, doesn't matter anyway 'cause I was gonna use the 40s

Who am I kidding? I was gonna use the 30s

Thank God, 'cause I'm going for the 15s

-I'm Curt -I'm Will

I'd shake your hand but it looks kind of heavy

Ooh, yeah!

Oh, sorry Just a little thing

I do to keep me going

Really? "Ooh, yeah"

Where'd you pick that up? The remainders bin

at Lame Phrases 'R' Us?

I know It's not great

but I haven't found anything that works as good

Oh, my god

This is total serendipity-doo

I have just the phrase you're looking for

Yeah?/Yeah Whenever you need that extra burst of energy

all you have to say is

-Stake it -Exactly What?!

-Stake it! -Hey, that's my phrase! Hey!

So, I'll see you there tonight around 8:00

Great

Will. This is terrible This is horrible

Did you see that guy that was just here?

We are going out tonight How great is that?

Someone has stolen "stake it"

I was on the treadmill about to stake it

and this personal trainer out of nowhere yells, "stake it!"

Do you want to hear about this guy I just met?

So I went up to her and I said I said

"Excuse me I don't mind you using stake it

but you do know that it's my catch phrase"

And she said she's been saying "stake it" for years

that her sister's ex-boyfriend invented "stake it" in Chicago in 1994

while working in a plastic factory!

But how can that be?

Ok, Jack I don't know what to say I'm outraged

We are not gonna let her get away with this

We are gonna slap such a lawsuit on her

she won't know what hit her

yeah, Thanks, Will

Yeah either that or I'll pants you in public

Let's go with that

Hey, Curt, it's, uh it's me Will again

I'm just calling again to, uh,

to tell you what a great time

I had the other night again Uh,

still love to hear from you

You got my home number

my office, my pager, my cell

Uh, I guess that's it Although

my CB handle is Big Willie

Oh, crap!

Hey, buddy

I couldn't help overhearing

Because I was standing here listening

But these incessant phone calls have got to stop

I mean, it's been a week

Have some dignity Start stalking him

Everything's fine

He's probably just out of town

or you're being blown off

That is not possible

We had a great time together

A guy who is blowing you off does not

go off the zone just to share

a brioche pudding with you

He went "off the zone" for you?

God, that line's older than

"this is the first time I've ever done this with a man"

No I'm telling you

he's not blowing me off

Hey, come on Let's go ask Marcy

She knows all the gossip here I swear

she's like a female version of Liz Smith

Hey, girl, give me some spritz

Anyway, listen, Marcy

You know that guy that used to

come in here around this time? Is it Curt?

Oh, yeah I know Curt Yeah Well, my friend here

Will went on a date with him about a week ago

Oh, wow, are you the "Nibbler"?

I beg your pardon?

Well, I heard that the guy

Curt went out with liked to nibble

Yeah. That I'm the nibbler

He's working out in the afternoon now

Did he say why?

Maybe he's avoiding you Nibbler

Maybe you nibbled off a little more than you can chew

Maybe you stop talking like that

Maybe you'll tell me what happens if I don't

Maybe I tell the management that wasn't a documentary

you were shooting in the locker room

Maybe I'll stop now

So, Mrs Walker there you have it

The business plan my mission statement

and an essay on why I insist on

keeping my hair this way

So, in conclusion

the Grace Adler Designs expansion project

not only will benefit Grace Adler Designs

but it will fulfill the dream of your friend

Grace Adler Thank you

Oh, honey

That was a wonderful presentation

I mean it Really A-Plus

Whew Thanks Kar So, what do you say?

-Do I get the loan? -No

What?

Ok, time for lunch See you tomorrow

Oh Darn it It's stuck again

Push the reset button Let me out of here

What's the problem?

I would love to let you out

but before I do

I think I'm gonna need to

see a presentation on why I should

Hey, Curt Where ya been?

Oh, yeah I've been really busy

Yeah? 'Cause it feels like

you've been avoiding me

No, I haven't been avoiding you

Look I gotta go I'll call you

No Don't Don't do that

Don't lie Not here This is a gym

this is gay church

Ok, look. I've sort of been avoiding you

To be honest, I just got out of a relationship

and, you were kind of my rebound guy

So, what? You were using me?

Well, I wouldn't call it using you

What would you call it?

Well, I don't know Sort of a gay catc h- and-release program?

Sorry See ya

Yeah, well, see if I nibble you again!

Your neck tastes like vinegar!

I'm guessing

Will, I just heard what happened between you and Curt

That was two seconds ago!

She's that good I guess

what goes around comes around

What are you talking about?

Well, Curt blew you off like you blew your guy off

Oh, that is totally different He was a six

and I'm...an idiot

I'm sorry Are you bummed?

Yeah

But are you Cuddle-bummed?

Come on, Karen I'm listening

Why do you deserve to be out

in the world among decent people?

Because Karen Walker helps people

You know I was just a scared single mom

working in a factory

trying to put food on the table

but when I heard about

the barbaric conditions in our workplace

I knew something had to be done

I didn't even care

how management was gonna brutalize me

No I stood up on that table

I rang that bell and I said "Union! Union!"

"Union!"

Ok, I'm gonna have to stop you

That's not you That's Norma Rae

Come on, Gracie I know I have my flaws

But--you, Grace you're...a kind person

I mean, you wouldn't let a little kitty suffer

much less a fellow human being, so

come on, honey Let me out of here

You're right I'm too soft-hearted

to watch you suffer

so I'm goin' to the movies Later

-Mitchell? -Uh, do I know you?

Come on It's Will Truman

We went out once like four years ago

Will Truman I seem to remember

an answering machine by that name

Look, I just I want to say I'm sorry You know

we went out I never called you back

Of course I remember you

I cuddled your bum

Well, why didn't you return my calls?

You know, I thought we had a good time

I wasn't all that confident to begin with

you know, and you made me feel like

I was no better than a seven

Oh, Mitchell Come on You are not a seven

Look I'd just got out of a relationship

and I was lonely I didn't think

I could handle anything more than one night

so I'm sorry

Well, better late than never I suppose

Will! I got it! Watch Stake it UK!

It's brilliant It's British I'm back

So, how've you been?

Oh, pretty good after you and I had our thing

I met someone, and, we've been together ever since

Well, ok We broke up for a bit recently

but, he had a fling with someone

sent him running back to me

Oh, good So, happy ending

Yeah, Hey. he's here now Curt, come here

I want you to meet someone

Wait You and Cuddle Bum?

Wait You and The Nibbler?

Wait You and Clammy Hands?

Clammy Hands?!

Hey! Come on you guys Stake it UK!

So Have you thought of anything else to

Hello?

Let go of my hair!

Not until you let me out of here!

Ok! I will!

Psych!

I can't believe you fell for that!

You know, you can be really mean sometimes

You were really mean to me

putting me through that whole song

and dance for nothing You hurt my feelings

I was sparing your feelings Honey

I looked over your proposal

and I'm sorry but that dog just won't hunt

You need to listen to me

You know, I'm pretty good in business

How do you think I got so rich?

You married someone rich!

You know nothing about business

Oh, yeah? Well, I know thatin today's uncertain economic climate

people are taking a long hard look at any purchase

that could be considered a luxury item

eg, interior design Then, when you factor

in the leading economic indicator ie

winter housing starts

the negligible impact of the recent interest rate cuts

decline in occupancy rates in corporate office space

it just seems to me

that a smaller company Will be better

equipped to respond to shifting market forces

but I guess you probably already knew that

I know where the market is

Come on, honey That's why

I didn't want to give you the loan

It's better you stay small

Lean mean and flat

But, Kar, why didn't you just say

all of this in the first place?

Because expanding

this pizza parlor was your dream

I didn't wanna just poo on that

It's better that you just think

I didn't give you the money 'cause I'm mean

Oh, Karen That's sweet

Now, come on

Bust my bust outta here

Thanks Now, come on Give me a hug

Got you!

What are you doing?

I'm gonna give you a couple of hours

to think about what you did to me