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FLOYD: Previously on The Muppets Mayhem...
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(SINGING ROCK AND ROLL ALL NITE)
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You're singing it all wrong,
it's, "and part of every day."
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I feel bad for you.
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Oh, here we go again with this argument.
Time to end this debate once and for all.
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Lips will settle this.
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He's got a photographical memory when it
comes to musical lines and lyrics.
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Hit it!
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(SINGING ROCK AND ROLL ALL NITE)
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(MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY)
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DR. TEETH: Mmm-hmm.
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Well, that settles it.
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DR. TEETH: Whoa, now,
why are we showin' 'em this, Zoot?
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ZOOT: Showin' who?
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DR. TEETH: Here's the important stuff.
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FLOYD: Now, that you mention it,
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I would take a brief hiatus,
so I can focus on my solo career.
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We're lovingly comin' together to
hastily go in our separate directions.
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Did the band just break up?
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We're consciously un-banding.
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I think the band broke up.
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Bye.
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Growing up,
I watched our family fall apart.
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I'm not gonna let it happen to this one.
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What do you say?
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MOOG: I say,
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let's get the band back together.
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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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ANIMAL: Rock on! Rock on, rock on!
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MOOG: If we wanna get The Mayhem
to play the Bowl,
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we start with the backbone of the band,
a bassman.
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{\an8}All right, what's next
up on the docket, Jenny?
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{\an8}Excuse me, sir?
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{\an8}I said, "What we doin' next?"
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I believe we have
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- the Utz Pretzel campaign.
- Huh?
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- What?
- What?
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- Utz!
- Utz?
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Utz Pretzels campaign!
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Ooh! Okay, take this down.
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Absolutely, sir. Ready when you are, sir!
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(SINGING UTZ PRETZELS JINGLE)
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- Mmm!
-"Groovy to eat!"
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-"Mmm." Mmm.
- Mmm?
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Yeah. What's next?
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Bennigan's is looking for a jingle, sir.
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Bennigan's? Didn't they
go out of business in 2008?
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They're back. It's huge.
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Sorry to interrupt,
this will just take a minute.
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If you need a jingle, you need to schedule
a proper appointment with Mr. Pepper.
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This is about The Electric Mayhem.
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Is that a vacuum? 'Cause Mr. Pepper's
already under contract with Dyson.
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No, we're here
to get the band back together.
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Hey, Jenny, I can't see!
Who is that? Somebody we know?
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- Strangers off the street, sir!
- Jenny, no!
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- We are not strangers.
- Should we call security?
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- Floyd! It's Nora!
- And Moog.
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Hey, it's good to sorta see you.
You're a little far away.
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- This is ridiculous.
- I don't think that's necessary.
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We're gonna walk up to him
like normal people.
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He doesn't like it
when you get too close...
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- He'll be fine.
- I told them not to approach!
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Look, Floyd, we're all so happy
that your solo career is taking off.
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But we both know
The Mayhem playing the Hollywood Bowl
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is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
It's a dream come true for all of us.
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Come on. What do you say?
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(SINGING BENNIGAN'S JINGLE)
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- Hmm.
- JENNY: Hmm.
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FLOYD: Mmm.
BOTH: Hmm.
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I think you got a hit on your hands, sir.
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Let's go bring it
to the brothers Bennigan, stat.
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Yeah, but did you hear anything I said?
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I did not.
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What... Floyd!
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FLOYD: And thank you, Jenny,
for writin' it down!
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You got it, sir!
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Wow. It's like all of Janice's followers
that she amassed online
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followed her into the real world.
It's actually kind of amazing.
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- Or in this case, concerning.
- Yeah.
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Okay, the good news is if we convince
Janice to play the Hollywood Bowl,
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then Floyd will be back on board,
and then the rest of the band will follow.
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- And then nothing gets in our way.
- Yes.
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Groovy greetings and numerous namastes.
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Welcome to the radiant ranch
of the Forsureleans.
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FOLLOWERS: For sure.
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Like, how may we totally help you?
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- Yep. Hi, we're just looking for Janice.
- Yes.
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I'm afraid Spirit Mother
is not here at the moment.
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FOLLOWERS: For sure.
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Dude. I see her. She's like right there.
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That's her just chillin' in the yoga hut.
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That's just her organic skin shell.
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Her soul will be surfing the astral plane
for the next four to six hours.
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FOLLOWERS: For sure.
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Wow. Great. We're just here
to make sure that her organic skin shell
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is at the Hollywood Bowl tomorrow night.
So, we're just gonna...
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FOLLOWERS: For sure.
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They'll give her the message. Cool.
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Please give her the message from us.
Thank you, guys, so much.
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NORA: We're just gonna "for sure"
our way out of here. Okay.
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FOLLOWERS: For sure.
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(SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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Whoa.
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- Wow.
- Wow.
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I honestly cannot believe
all of these people are buying into this.
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The art world is hailing Zoot a genius,
when all he really did
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was post a bunch of blurry photos
on his Instagram.
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Wait, is that my nostril?
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Wait, is that $10,000?
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Yeah. What?
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You are a revelation, Mr. Zootowski.
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Indeed.
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Ah.
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Tell us of your methods.
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Uh... Yes.
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(BOTH GASP)
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Oh! There he is. There he is. Okay.
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Okay. Hey, Zoot! It's us!
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Sorry to crash your art thing.
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What art thing?
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Yeah. So, hey, we just popped by
to make sure you're gonna be
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at the Hollywood Bowl show on Friday.
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Please, just talk some sense
into the band.
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What band?
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NORA: Your band.
None of this rings a bell?
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It does not.
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- NORA: Mmm. Okay, great catchin' up.
- Bye.
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MOOG: Okay, last chance.
Time to go talk to Teeth.
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Jimmy, are those friends of yours?
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No, but they sure seemed nice.
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PENNY: You got my Dramamine?
DR. TEETH: Yes.
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- My sunscreen?
- Yes, dear.
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- And my bikini?
- Oh, yeah.
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- Dr. Teeth, wait!
- Teeth, Teeth!
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Hey, now.
Look who came to bon us with voyages.
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- No, I'm here to convince you to stay.
- What?
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The Hollywood Bowl is tomorrow, okay?
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It's gonna be the show of a lifetime.
Please stay.
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(SHIP HORN BLOWS)
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MAN ON PA: Last call,
boarding the Jalapeño Princess.
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Enough! The company's all yours.
There's Tic Tacs in the top drawer.
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Do not touch them! Now, cruise it
or lose it. It's daiquiri o'clock.
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(LAUGHS)
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That's my favorite time
of the day and night. (CHUCKLES)
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Teeth.
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Fare thee well, Boss Lady.
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(SHIP HORN BLOWS)
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- No, Teeth.
- Teeth! Come on.
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Here I come, Twinkles!
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(GRUNTS)
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So, now what?
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(NORA SIGHS)
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NORA: The band is better off without me.
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Dr. Teeth literally
sailed off into the sunset,
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and I couldn't even track Lips down.
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Hey, I think I found him.
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(MUMBLING) I wanted to do a demonstration.
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I know it's impossible.
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But what if I told you,
not only is it a possibility now,
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- we could do it in our lifetime?
- (AUDIENCE CLAPPING)
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I have no clue
what's being said in that TED Talk,
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but I can't take my eyes off of it.
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He's on a mission to save the world.
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I think about the band...
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Meanwhile, mine is falling apart.
So, guys, I'm out.
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Uh...
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You're out? What does that even mean?
What's happening? Who are you?
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Yeah. I'm done. Okay? I quit, all of it.
The business, the band, music.
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How is that even possible?
Music's always been your whole life.
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Yeah, and now, I need to figure out
what the rest of my life is gonna be.
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You finally made an album.
You booked the Hollywood Bowl...
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No. No band, no Bowl.
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I just canceled the whole thing.
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It's over, Han. I gotta go.
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- HANNAH: (SIGHS) Go where?
- (TIRES SQUEALING)
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MOOG: Animal, there's somethin'
we need to tell you.
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Nora!
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Look, I am just as upset as you are,
but we...
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Oh, that's my bag. Okay, hey! No! No, no.
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Okay, yeah. Let's not do that.
That was all organized.
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That's a lot of stuff.
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Drive!
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- Where? I don't even know where she...
- Drive!
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- I don't think he's talking about Nora.
- Ugh.
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- I drive!
- No, you don't drive. I will drive!
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No. He cannot drive. No...
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Nothin' rhymes with "lobster."
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(ANIMAL SCREAMS)
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What?
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(GROANING)
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Hey, Animal! What's up, man?
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Nora gone.
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What? Gone?
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Gone.
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My hand is aching too, and it doesn't
get better. But for now, this is a...
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Nora gone!
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(ANIMAL PANTING)
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And this concludes my TED Talk.
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Okay, everybody, inhale deeply and listen
closely to what the universe is saying.
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Nora... Nora gone!
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Oh, wow, like, the universe
has, like, totally spoken.
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FOLLOWERS: For sure.
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Bye.
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Hey.
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(CROWD GASPING)
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Gone! Gone! Gone! (PANTING) Nora.
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Who?
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Nora! Gone!
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ZOOT: Oh!
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Nora! I like her.
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Well, then what are you waiting for?
Let's go find her.
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After you.
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(ZOOT GRUNTING)
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PENNY: Once we set sail,
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get ready for non-stop hot wing buffets
and hot stone couple's massages.
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- Huh?
- Nora gone!
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Hey, buddy, did you just say...
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Gone!
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She's gone?
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Okay, just to clarify, Nora is not dead.
She is very much alive.
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Well, now, hold on a minute.
Who said she wasn't?
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(LIPS WHIMPERS)
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(SOBS)
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There, there.
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To be clear, Nora is gone.
As in, she left.
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(LIPS SOBBING)
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She blames herself for failing you guys.
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Failin' us? How could she think that?
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Well, because the band's
not together anymore.
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Hey, now. We're more than
just a band, we're a family.
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Oh, like, totally,
and that means we'll always be together.
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Even when we're apart.
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Love.
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- That's right.
- For sure.
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Hey, why isn't Nora here?
Remember her? Nora?
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Mmm. Zoot makes a strong argument.
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Time we forget the cruises,
the yoga cults,
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the TED Talks, and the jingle slingin'.
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Time to go find Label Lady.
Time to go rock the Bowl.
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00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:09,774
Wait, Nora canceled the Bowl
before she left.
242
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:15,435
Well then, we uncancel it.
Let's mobilize and socialize!
243
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:18,283
Let's rolodex and yeah, we'll be there.
244
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:22,949
Perfect, Lips. You use your connections,
and I'll alert the Forsureleans.
245
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,790
TikTok!
246
00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:26,785
#Back to the Bowl.
247
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,037
We ride.
248
00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:30,709
(ALL CHEERING)
249
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,378
And I'll help, too. I'll call JJ.
250
00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:36,757
'Cause he has left me
many irate voicemails
251
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,586
blamin' me for Nora skippin' town and all,
252
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:43,262
so... Did they break up?
It's probably not the best time for that,
253
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:48,022
but I don't know if anybody has any,
like, information on, like, their status.
254
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:50,097
- It doesn't matter, but also...
- (CHUCKLES)
255
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:51,812
Like, I don't know, like, it kinda does.
256
00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:56,232
All right, yeah. Okay, let's ignore that.
Get back to the point.
257
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,943
- MOOG: Right.
- Finding Nora. How?
258
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:00,954
Yeah, your van got jacked.
259
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,204
ALL: (DEJECTEDLY) Yeah, yeah.
260
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:06,789
Oi! You idiots! Follow me.
261
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,620
Okay.
262
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:11,459
- (GARAGE DOOR OPENS)
- (ALL GASPING)
263
00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:13,289
Wait.
264
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:18,052
All this time, you've been livin' here,
and you never once checked the garage?
265
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,127
We live here?
266
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:23,091
Okay. This is great and all, but we still
don't even know where Nora is.
267
00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:25,513
We'll let the music lead the way.
268
00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:28,393
Yeah, I don't think music works like that.
269
00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:32,690
Not normally.
But then again, we ain't normal.
270
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:39,944
JJ: Okay. Your car dying is a sign.
You can't just skip town.
271
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:43,034
Why is everyone so surprised by this?
I'm just done. Okay?
272
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:44,110
Is this a joke?
273
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,620
I came to celebrate your first day
as a boss babe rockin' the big desk.
274
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,948
There's Tic Tacs. And even better?
275
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:53,214
I brought champagne, two glasses,
one for me and one for me.
276
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,127
'Cause I know you don't drink that much.
277
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:59,625
Yeah, well, you can have them, okay?
Because I'm not taking the job.
278
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,840
- Wait.
- And I canceled the Hollywood Bowl.
279
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,301
- What?
- And I moved out.
280
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,930
- Whoa!
- I'm sorry, JJ.
281
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:09,217
(STAMMERING) What's going on here?
Just, um, give me a sec to catch up.
282
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,313
Okay, on which part?
283
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:13,267
All of it.
We were gonna take the business by storm.
284
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:16,059
You and me, a power couple. We had a plan.
285
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:18,233
Yeah, well, now the plan is no plan.
286
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,782
The plan is...
287
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,150
- Hello? Hello?
- (CELL PHONE BEEPS)
288
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:29,949
Great. Maybe a little plan
wouldn't have been the worst idea.
289
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,920
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY IN DISTANCE)
290
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:48,849
What the...
291
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:54,232
(JOIN TOGETHER PLAYING)
292
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,021
(SINGING)
293
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,991
That is so illegal.
294
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,254
But so awesome.
295
00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:26,176
{\an8}- FLOYD: Hey!
- (ANIMAL LAUGHING)
296
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,335
{\an8}DR. TEETH: All right!
297
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:30,302
{\an8}The Electric Mayhem has arrived.
298
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:31,854
LIPS: Absolutely!
299
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:32,927
But how?
300
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,179
You've got Red to thank for that.
301
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,354
Animal?
302
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:37,650
(LAUGHS)
303
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:41,150
What could he have possibly said
to get through to you guys?
304
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:45,148
Nora!
305
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,399
Gone!
306
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:48,953
And this concludes my TED Talk. Nobu!
307
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:52,197
The fact is,
for all you've done for all of us,
308
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:54,451
we can't let you give up your dream.
309
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,750
Aw!
310
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:57,456
Also, Lips thought you were dead.
311
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,536
ANIMAL: Yeah, yeah.
312
00:15:58,540 --> 00:15:59,670
Aw.
313
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:01,501
Okay.
314
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:04,457
And from the first moment I met you, Nobu,
315
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:08,973
I knew that someday that you were gonna
change all of us here for the better.
316
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,348
But now, I know that you're...
317
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:13,135
(MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY)
318
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,258
JANICE: Mmm-hmm.
319
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:17,394
This was, like, the sweetest thing
anyone has ever said to...
320
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,143
Oh, my God. I understood Lips!
321
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:22,728
Well, that's cause you're one of us.
You're family now, Dorothy.
322
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:25,321
You, like, always have a seat on our bus.
323
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:29,447
So, hop aboard, Labels.
We got places to be and people to rock.
324
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,736
Let's roll to the Bowl!
325
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:36,870
Hey, guys, I hate to tell you this,
but the show was canceled.
326
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,870
No one's gonna be there.
327
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:40,922
No one or everyone?
328
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,293
(ALL CHUCKLING)
329
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,973
LIPS: "No one's gonna be there."
She doesn't know what she's talking about.
330
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,505
(JOIN TOGETHER PLAYING)
331
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:50,928
(SINGING)
332
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:55,888
Whoo!
333
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,653
(CROWD CHEERING)
334
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,610
DR. TEETH: All right, Hollywood Bowl!
335
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,122
(WHOOPING)
336
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,326
- FLOYD: Yeah!
- Yeah!
337
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:20,245
We am again, is once more,
are still and will always be,
338
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:23,577
they whom are known as
the eternally reunited
339
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:28,214
after bein' briefly divided
Electric Mayhem!
340
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,263
(CROWD CHEERING)
341
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,468
Hey, hey! Welcome back to music!
342
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:37,429
JJ? Wha...
I didn't expect you to still show up.
343
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,851
I always got your back, Smoosh.
344
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:40,676
Don't call me that.
345
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:46,571
So, is this the part where you say,
"Let's just be friends?"
346
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:50,492
I mean, I'd really like that.
347
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:58,244
Yeah, me, too.
Well, I'll see you around, Nora.
348
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,287
See ya, Smoosh.
349
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,373
Don't call me that.
350
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:07,044
DR. TEETH: As exciting as it is
to set sail on our own,
351
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:13,054
we realized, without each other,
we're all just a bit lost at sea.
352
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:16,010
Allow me to use this opportunity
353
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:20,601
to give a most enthusimitastic shout-out
to my mama and daddy.
354
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:24,389
Tonight's their very first
official Electric Mayhem concert.
355
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:25,654
Hey, Mama! Hey, Daddy!
356
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,476
That's my boy.
357
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:30,976
I, uh, never thought
358
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:34,074
I'd see them right there in the crowd,
cheering me on.
359
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:42,409
(VOICE BREAKING) And it's all thanks
to one very special friend.
360
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:44,832
Oh, man.
361
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:49,338
It's okay, Doc. Just speak from the heart.
362
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:51,546
Yeah.
363
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:56,047
This song is dedicated to a lady
364
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:59,101
who's been takin' care of her family
her whole life.
365
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,891
Nora! Nora!
366
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:05,475
But now, you got this family
to take care of you.
367
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:20,908
Mmm.
368
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,290
(SINGING)
369
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:59,818
(PLAYS ROCK GUITAR RIFF)
370
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,828
(CROWD CHEERING)
371
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:40,107
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
372
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,990
And cue the fireworks.
373
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:09,451
(CROWD CHEERING)
374
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,325
- Wow!
- Whoo-hoo!
375
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,672
How am I not posting this right now?
376
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,037
'Cause you're living it.
377
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:21,797
Whoo!
378
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,404
- Boo.
- Terrible.
379
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,320
- Get off the stage!
- Amateurs.
380
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,609
- You're awful!
- Excuse me.
381
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:46,032
- Huh?
- But these aren't your seats.
382
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:49,373
Oh! Looks like the Muppets
finally did something we like.
383
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,408
- Oh? What's that?
- Made us leave.
384
00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:53,368
- Oh!
- (BOTH LAUGH)
385
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,462
Oh, thank you, sir.
386
00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:56,668
(CROWD CHANTING)
387
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:01,755
BAND MEMBERS: Whoa!
388
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,094
We, like, totally did it.
389
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,216
Did what?
390
00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:09,100
I can now say
without fabrication or hesitation,
391
00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:12,466
this truly is
the greatest achievement of my lifetime.
392
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:13,684
FLOYD: Mmm.
ANIMAL: Yeah.
393
00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:17,063
For sure. Now, let's, like,
buy every single copy
394
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,942
and totally give 'em out for free.
395
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:20,189
FLOYD: Yes. Let's do that.
396
00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:22,570
- No, no, no, no. Don't do that.
- Don't!
397
00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:25,737
Although, I've been thinking,
now that we have a legit album,
398
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:27,697
we actually have a reason to go on tour.
399
00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:28,947
What do you mean "we?"
400
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:32,329
Well, a proper tour
requires a proper manager.
401
00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:36,037
So, I was thinking that
we could include me.
402
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,921
- Me? Me? Me? Me? Me?
- (ALL MURMURING INDISTINCTLY)
403
00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:44,088
I believe I speak for everyone when I say,
404
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,469
"Well, all right!"
405
00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:47,375
- You rock that spot!
- (ALL CHEER)
406
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:49,224
- Let's go do it.
- LIPS: Let's go! Nobu!
407
00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:50,474
- Wait, now?
- ALL: Yeah!
408
00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:52,135
- Road trip!
- FLOYD: Let's go!
409
00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:53,849
NORA: We're leaving right now?
410
00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:56,394
Hey, you coming or what?
411
00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,773
The concert's over.
You guys are going on tour.
412
00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:02,150
So, you know,
it's back to followin' the band.
413
00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:06,396
You're with the band.
414
00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,106
I'm with the band?
415
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,420
Road trip! Road trip! Road trip!
416
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,419
- Right, we should... We've got to...
- Yeah.
417
00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:26,213
- DR. TEETH: There you go.
- (LIPS MUMBLES)
418
00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:28,684
- A little more. Little more. There it is.
- Little more?
419
00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:29,835
{\an8}DR. TEETH: Thank you.
420
00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:32,643
{\an8}Ooh, don't forget the marshmallows.
421
00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:45,152
Here. Don't forget your photo album.
Little piece of home for the road.
422
00:24:45,775 --> 00:24:51,405
Thank you.
You know, I'm gonna miss you so much.
423
00:24:51,948 --> 00:24:53,948
I'm gonna miss you crashing on my couch.
424
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:55,699
No, you're not.
425
00:24:56,244 --> 00:24:58,504
No. No, I'm not. (CHUCKLES)
426
00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:02,752
Just remember,
I was the original Fanahannah.
427
00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:12,552
Home, sweet bus.
428
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,097
- That's right.
- Yeah, that's right.
429
00:25:14,387 --> 00:25:17,967
Wow. I still can't get over
all these old photos.
430
00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:22,518
Yeah, I took those with my first camera.
The band gave it to me, but I forget why?
431
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,861
Yeah, so he'd remember stuff. That's why.
432
00:25:24,981 --> 00:25:28,281
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- Well, I remember this. And that.
433
00:25:28,276 --> 00:25:31,236
And there's that grilled cheese sandwich
I ate that one time.
434
00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:32,608
All right, we good to go?
435
00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:34,494
- MOOG: Yeah! Let's go!
- Nora!
436
00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:37,486
Oh, wow. We're, like,
gonna be roomies again.
437
00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:40,664
Only this time,
with everyone else wedged into a bus.
438
00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:43,924
Yeah, we've been tourin' around for years
without even a map.
439
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:46,707
But this tour shall be the psychedelical,
440
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:50,801
truly immersified experience
it deserves to be.
441
00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:52,758
There's us taking Manhattan.
442
00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:55,304
Yeah... (MUMBLES) And change the world!
443
00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:58,010
You know, Lips is right.
We are gonna change the world.
444
00:25:58,014 --> 00:25:59,644
- LIPS: Mmm-hmm.
- One concert at a time.
445
00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:04,351
Hey, Nora. Aren't you forgetting
we're broke, and tours cost a fortune?
446
00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:08,864
And there's Penny givin' me all that cash
for that album we never did.
447
00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:13,988
Wait, Zoot. Would this be
the photo of the money you lost?
448
00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:17,494
Yep. And there's me
stuffing the cash into a giant sack.
449
00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:22,042
Oh, yeah, and there's me hiding that
giant sack on that old tour bus we had.
450
00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:23,958
FLOYD: Sweet cream corn!
451
00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:27,747
The photos are a veritable treasure map
of Zoot's memory.
452
00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:29,422
Fan out and search, everybody!
453
00:26:29,629 --> 00:26:31,919
(ALL CLAMORING)
454
00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:34,223
- Over here.
- Ah! Found it!
455
00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:35,637
You did it!
456
00:26:35,635 --> 00:26:37,845
- (ALL CHEERING)
- ANIMAL: No, no. Over here.
457
00:26:39,222 --> 00:26:41,772
You were saying?
Magic of The Mayhem, baby.
458
00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:46,187
Well, now, who's ready to get rollin'
so we can start rockin'?
459
00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:48,227
- You know I am!
- JANICE: I'm in!
460
00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:50,651
Well then,
there's only one thing left to do.
461
00:26:50,650 --> 00:26:52,780
And what is that, oh, fearless leader?
462
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,869
We take this show on the road.
463
00:27:00,827 --> 00:27:02,697
FLOYD: Disney+ is gonna love this.
464
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,754
{\an8}Bye, bye.
465
00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:07,502
{\an8}- (ENGINE STOPS ABRUPTLY)
- ANIMAL: Whoa!
466
00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:10,302
ALL: Oh!
467
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:12,255
LIPS: What the...
FLOYD: What happened?
468
00:27:12,672 --> 00:27:14,222
{\an8}Uh-oh.
469
00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:41,029
This one's for Kermit.
470
00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:43,874
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
- He is gonna dig that.
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