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[Groaning]
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- [Grunts]
- Oh, there you are, Herman.
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- Why haven't you come to bed?
- I'm just going over these bills.
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Oh, you've been reading
in the dark again.
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It'll ruin your eyes. And then we'll
have to get you another pair.
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Lily, just look at this.
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$103 for electricity!
[Circuits Humming]
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[Rattling]
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Well, you know. Grandpa
needs a lot of electricity...
[Banging]
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To carry on his experiments
in the dungeon.
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Why can't he have
his dungeon in the attic,
where there's plenty of light?
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And that's not all. There's taxes,
food, braces for Eddie's fangs...
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I tell ya. I just can't sleep!
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You poor dear.
You do look dead on your feet.
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Why don't you take a nice,
long walk in the night air?
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It may help
to clear your mind.
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Okay, Lily.
I'll give it a try.
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I think I'll talk a walk over
to Midcity Park.
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It's quiet over there.
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Chief Harris, we're still
getting complaints about that
mysterious purse-snatcher...
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who's been seen
around Midcity Park.
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All right, Sergeant. Have them put
a couple more squad cars in the area.
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Yes, sir.
And tell them to pick up anybody
who even looks suspicious.
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Okay, Chief.
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[Muttering]
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Good evening.
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[Screaming]
Oh!
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[Screams]
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Police! Police! I want
to report a monster!
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Here's your breakfast, Eddie.
Thanks, Mom.
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Good morning, dear.
Good morning, dear.
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[Kissing Noises]
Good morning, Marilyn.
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Morning, Eddie!
Morning, Pop.!
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Good morning, everybody!
Good morning, Grandpa.
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[Lily, Marilyn]
Good morning, Grandpa.
[Eddie Knocking Back]
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[Lily] How do you
want your eggs, Grandpa?
Gloomy-side up, please!
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Well, I'm off.
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Good-bye, everybody.
Bye!
Good-bye, dear.
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Oh, the Angels won again!
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There's a frightening headline.
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"Creature Terrorizes
Midcity Park."
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"Last night, the police department
received several reports...
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"of what was described
by eyewitnesses...
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"as a fiendish monster
roaming in Midcity Park...
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at approximately 12:30 a.m."
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Isn't that ridiculous?
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It just so happens that
I was in the park last night,
at that time!
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And I didn't see any fiends
or monsters.
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Well, I'd just as soon you
wouldn't go walking in the park
at night for a while.
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Ketchup, please.
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Gee, Dad. Can I go with you to see
the fiendish monster next time?
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Oh, for goodness' sakes, Eddie.
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What's all this talk about
fiends and monsters?
There's no such thing.
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Sit down and eat
your breakfast.
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Just to be on the safe side,
I think we all...
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ought to stay close to the house
for the time being.
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Lily, none of this talk is gonna
stop me from taking my nightly walk.
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I slept like a baby last night.
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Walking seems to be the only thing
that cures my insomnia.
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Don't make such a big deal out of it.
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Lots of people have insomnia, and you
don't find them losing any sleep over it.
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What's troubling you, anyway?
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Well, Grandpa, we've been having
some financial worries lately.
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[Chuckles] Well it just so happens
that right now I am working
on a fabulous invention...
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that will make this family
some big money.
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- What kind of invention?
- I'm not talking.
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Why, that's the way Edison got
the electric light away from me.
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[Chattering]
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Quiet!
Now, everybody, calm down!
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Just calm down.
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- Now. What did he look like?
- Well, he was about nine feet tall.
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And he was all green!
[Gasping]
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I know that guy.!
He's theJolly Green Giant.!
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It was only a matter of time
till he ran amok.
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And his hands were ice cold.
Yeah, I told ya.
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It's that frozen food
he handles.
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He had no hair,
and his eyes were bright red.
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[Drunk] Oh, that's not true.!
Only the white parts were red.
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[Moaning]
All right, now.
Everybody please calm down!
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Calm down here!
Now, it'll all be
taken care of.
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I can assure you, the department
will do all it can...
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to apprehend
this so-called "monster."
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- I'll drink to that!
- The reporters would like
to ask a few questions, Chief.
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No. I'm sorry. Now now, gentlemen.
When we have a statement ready,
we'll let you know.
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Thank you very much.
Thank you. That'll be fine, folks.
[Groaning]
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Thank you all very much.
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[Sighs] Why do things like this
have to happen just when there's
a shake-up in the department?
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When the commissioner arrives,
I'll be in my office.
Okay, Chief.
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Chief Harris here.
Give me the radio room.
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Mulligan? Chief Harris.
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I want an around-the-clock
stakeout in Midcity Park.
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Tell them to be on the lookout
for a greenish man,
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about nine or 10 feet tall,
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with bright red eyes
and cold hands.
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Mulligan, it's remarks like that...
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that have kept you from making sergeant!
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[Eddie] What is it, Grandpa?
[Marilyn]
What's it supposed to do?
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[Grandpa, Laughing]
It's an enlarging machine.
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It can make anything bigger.
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Why, with this machine, I can make
an ordinary banana big enough...
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to feed a family of monkeys
for a whole year!
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[Chortling]
Anything small, I can make big.
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Ooh, why with this machine,
I could make Rhode Island...
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the size ofTexas!
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We'll make millions!
Then I'll make them bigger.
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I could even make
the world's biggest Mickey Rooney.!
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Here. Let me show you.
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[Electrical Humming]
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?? [Distorted Electronic Music]
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Herman, honey? Lower.
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?? [Continues]
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[Explosion]
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What was that?
Oh, that's just Grandpa, working on
his invention down in the lab.
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[Electrical Humming]
Oh.
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[Loud Explosion]
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I don't understand it!
Hmm, why you...
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Ooh, allow me.
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I think I know what's wrong.
I'm not using enough electricity!
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There we are, Edgar. Got a nice,
fresh box of goodies for you.
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There you go.
Put him in the ca...
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C-Ca...
Okay.
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Wait.
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So help me, Commissioner Ludlow,
that's what he said:
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Nine feet tall and green!
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Oh, ridiculous, Sergeant.
You must have misunderstood him.
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Oh, hello there, Commissioner.
Just giving Edgar his din-din.
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Harris...
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Do you mind taking that bird
off of your head long enough...
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to tell me what all this talk is
about monsters?
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[Scraping]
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Herman? Aren't you ever
coming to bed?
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What's the use?
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I just don't seem to be able
to get any sleep anymore.
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Have you tried counting wolves?
I've tried everything!
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The only thing that seems to help
is taking a walk in the park.
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Herman, I don't want you
to go to the park.
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Not with that fiend, or monster,
running around loose.
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Lily. Honestly,
you're worse than Eddie.
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In this day and age,
no enlightened person believes
in fiends and monsters.
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Nevertheless, I don't want you
to go walking around in the park.
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Not until they catch whatever it is.
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Lily. I'm a full-grown man.
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I refuse to be caught up
in this... hysteria.
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If a man can't feel safe
in the streets of his own town,
what's this country coming to?
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[Humming, Exploding]
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What's that?
That's just Grandpa again,
working on his invention.
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That settles it. I'll never
get any sleep around here.
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Lily, I'm going out.
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Good night, dear.
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[Cackling]
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Terrific, terrific, Eddie.
We'll make millions!
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Now. Now. Just keep your eye
on this pencil.
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Watch this.
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[Sparking]
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Grandpa, that's great!
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You turned that into
the biggest pencil I ever saw!
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[Chuckles]
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Can you make me bigger too?
I want to be as big as Daddy.
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Of course!
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Now, just stand right here.
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Don't move! Hold still!
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[Sparking]
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Look what you did! What happened?
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L-I must have put it in reverse.
It's all right. I'll fix it.
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Hold still!
[Groaning]
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War surplus parts!
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[Buzzing]
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[Softly]
Here he comes! Get him.
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Now, where the heck
is that fuse box?
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Ah, here it is. Oh.
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Now!
[Crashing]
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[Electrical Sparking]
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Maybe I'm not using
enough current!
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Yeah!
[Sparking Continues]
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There.
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Herman!
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What's the matter?
Don't be frightened.
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I'll protect you.
What are you talking about?
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Th-The thing.
The horrible thing.
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You were right, Lily.
It grabbed me in the park.
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It was awful.
It had two heads
and four long blue arms.
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I warned you not to
go out there, Herman.
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You won't have to warn me again.
Don't worry. I'm not stepping foot
out of this house...
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until they catch that thing!
Oh, shush.
Hush, dear. Hush, dear.
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There's no sense alarming
the rest of the family.
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[Panting]
We just won't mention
this to them.
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Now, let's go on upstairs
and try to get some sleep.
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Sleep? I'll never sleep again.
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Oh, at least try.
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Okay. I'll try.
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But Lily, is it all right
if we leave the lights on?
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I tell ya, Chief, like they said,
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nine feet tall
and all green!
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We're lucky to have escaped
with our lives!
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The taxpayers aren't
paying you to escape.
You're supposed to capture him.
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Like they do in the movies, you know?
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Now, both of you, get back
to your posts in that park.
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[Panting]
But, Chief, it's still dark out!
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You wouldn't want to
walk us over there, would you?
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Get outta here!
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Just what in the name of
Pat O'Brien do you think you're doin'?
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I'm holding up the ceiling, Commissioner.
May I suggest...
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that your time would be
more profitably spent...
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by trying to catch that monster
who has been terrorizing our parks?
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Now, this is the last time
I intend to be awakened...
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in the middle of the night
by citizens' committees, demanding
to know what's being done.
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Yeah, but, Commissioner...
Unless you take immediate action
to apprehend this fiend,
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you will be back pounding a beat
in the most desolate, deserted,
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law-forsaken section of town
that I can find!
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You got that, Harris?
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Yes, sir. I'll get him tonight,
Commissioner.
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That's my promise, or you
can have my badge, sir.
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[Razor Buzzing]
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[Bubbling]
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[Hair Dryer Blowing]
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[Igor Squeaking]
Oh, this is
a great moment for me.
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[Continues]
All right, all right.
It's a great moment for us.
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All of a sudden,
I've got a partner. Now.
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[Electrical Buzzing]
[Laughing Wildly]
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[Buzzing]
[Gasping]
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How did this happen?
More current!
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More current!
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Men, it must have occurred
to you by now...
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that we've had absolutely
no success whatsoever in
apprehending the monster...
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that has been terrorizing
Midcity Park.
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It's obvious that, in this case,
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ingenuity, imagination,
intelligence... do not work.
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Therefore, I have decided
to handle this matter myself.
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That's all, men. Dismissed.
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Is that the box, Sergeant?
Yes, sir. That's it.
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What's in it?
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That box contains
a secret formula that will manacle
the midnight marauder of Midcity Park!
233
00:17:27,993 --> 00:17:31,485
?? [Organ: "Chopsticks'"]
234
00:17:31,564 --> 00:17:35,591
[Electrical Sparking]
?? [Concludes]
235
00:17:36,702 --> 00:17:41,139
Lily, when is Grandpa gonna be
finished working in his laboratory?
236
00:17:41,207 --> 00:17:43,767
The sound of that machinery
is making me nervous.
237
00:17:43,843 --> 00:17:47,745
Now, you're just on edge because you
haven't been getting much sleep lately.
238
00:17:47,813 --> 00:17:51,476
He should be turning it off soon.
It's getting pretty late.
By the way, what time is it?
239
00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:54,917
[Squawks]
At the tone, it'll be later
than you think. Nevermore.
240
00:17:54,987 --> 00:17:57,649
I had no idea it was that late.
Where's Marilyn?
241
00:17:57,723 --> 00:18:01,682
I'm glad to be able to say
she finally got a date tonight.
242
00:18:01,761 --> 00:18:04,559
[Buzzing Continues]
[Growls]
243
00:18:05,564 --> 00:18:09,500
Oh! Well, isn't that nice?
Where did she go?
244
00:18:09,568 --> 00:18:13,004
Oh, they went to a movie, and then
they're going for a walk in the park.
245
00:18:13,072 --> 00:18:15,597
In the park?
In the park?
246
00:18:15,674 --> 00:18:20,338
Eddie. How could you let
Marilyn go to the park with
that monster running around?
247
00:18:20,413 --> 00:18:22,938
But you said there was
no such thing as monsters.
248
00:18:23,015 --> 00:18:25,415
Oh, Herman.
What are we going to do?
249
00:18:25,484 --> 00:18:29,284
Well, I guess someone will have
to go to the park and protect her.
250
00:18:29,355 --> 00:18:31,823
I'll get my coat!
No!
251
00:18:31,891 --> 00:18:36,055
Lily, I'll go alone.
Oh, y-you can't go
out there alone!
252
00:18:36,128 --> 00:18:38,096
Why don't you
take Spot with you?
253
00:18:38,164 --> 00:18:41,463
- Ha! Spot's afraid of his own shadow.
- [Snarling]
254
00:18:43,335 --> 00:18:45,326
Come to think of it,
I don't blame him.
255
00:18:46,806 --> 00:18:48,740
Chief Harris will be
right out, Commissioner.
256
00:18:48,808 --> 00:18:50,742
Oh, what's takin' him
so long in there?
257
00:18:50,810 --> 00:18:53,973
He didn't confide in me, sir.
He said he was workin'
on a secret weapon.
258
00:18:54,046 --> 00:18:56,879
[Buzzes]
I guess he's ready.
You can go in now, sir.
259
00:19:04,223 --> 00:19:06,555
Oh, hello, Commissioner.
Come in.
260
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,991
It's me.
261
00:19:19,738 --> 00:19:23,037
Why couldn't I have been a fireman,
like my mother wanted me to?
262
00:20:00,045 --> 00:20:03,071
- [Screams]
- That's Marilyn.
263
00:20:03,148 --> 00:20:06,015
I'd know her voice anywhere.
264
00:20:06,085 --> 00:20:08,417
[Grunting, Groaning]
265
00:20:21,534 --> 00:20:23,525
[Groans]
266
00:20:50,129 --> 00:20:52,154
I'll have some more
of these pancakes.
267
00:20:52,231 --> 00:20:54,392
You've had quite enough,
Grandpa.
268
00:20:54,466 --> 00:20:57,731
The rest are for Herman.
After what he went through
last night,
269
00:20:57,803 --> 00:21:02,399
he deserves them.
Sure, sure. Herman always
gets everything. Lucky stiff.
270
00:21:02,474 --> 00:21:05,443
Good morning, everybody.
Good morning, Herman.
271
00:21:05,511 --> 00:21:07,979
Morning, dear.
[Sniffs Deeply]
272
00:21:08,047 --> 00:21:10,538
Oh! Good morning!
[Chuckles]
273
00:21:13,185 --> 00:21:15,779
[Eddie Knocks Back]
274
00:21:15,854 --> 00:21:19,017
Ahh.
[Chuckles]
275
00:21:23,696 --> 00:21:25,687
Oh. Thank you.
276
00:21:30,102 --> 00:21:32,070
Good morning, everybody.
Good morning, dear.
277
00:21:32,137 --> 00:21:35,038
Uncle Herman?
Yes, dear?
278
00:21:35,107 --> 00:21:38,270
I want to apologize again for
causing you all so much worry.
279
00:21:38,344 --> 00:21:42,747
Oh! That's all right, dear.
As I told you last night,
I wasn't hurt at all.
280
00:21:42,815 --> 00:21:46,444
[Marilyn] Fact is,
we came right home after the movie.
We never went near the park at all.
281
00:21:46,518 --> 00:21:49,078
I'm glad you didn't.
It was terrible!
282
00:21:49,154 --> 00:21:51,315
I've never had a more
hair-raising experience.
283
00:21:51,390 --> 00:21:56,418
And if you think my hair
was raised, you should have seen
the hair on the baldheaded lady.
284
00:21:56,495 --> 00:22:00,454
Herman, I've told you
a hundred million times, don't exaggerate.!
285
00:22:00,532 --> 00:22:02,864
I'm not exaggerating.
It really happened.
286
00:22:02,935 --> 00:22:05,460
Ohh!
Maybe there's something
about it in the paper.
287
00:22:17,783 --> 00:22:20,308
[Sighs]
288
00:22:26,325 --> 00:22:28,293
You were right, Aunt Lily.
Here it is.
289
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:32,296
It says, "Last night, the police
apprehended the so-called monster...
290
00:22:32,364 --> 00:22:35,197
"that has been terrorizing
Midcity Park.
291
00:22:35,267 --> 00:22:38,202
"The monster was a known
purse-snatcher who disguised
his features...
292
00:22:38,270 --> 00:22:40,830
by wearing a woman's stocking
over his head."
See?
293
00:22:40,906 --> 00:22:44,034
I told you there was
no such thing as monsters.
294
00:22:44,109 --> 00:22:47,704
"Credit for his capture goes to
Police Chief Harris,
295
00:22:47,780 --> 00:22:50,943
"who used himself as bait by
disguising himself as a woman.
296
00:22:51,950 --> 00:22:55,181
Well, I guess that explains
your baldheaded lady.
297
00:22:57,022 --> 00:22:59,889
"He was heroically assisted
by an unknown citizen...
298
00:22:59,958 --> 00:23:03,826
who has modestly refused
to come forward and reveal his identity."
299
00:23:05,597 --> 00:23:09,192
Gee, Dad.
Weren't you scared?
300
00:23:09,268 --> 00:23:11,429
Well, a little bit.
301
00:23:11,503 --> 00:23:13,971
But remember this, Eddie.
302
00:23:14,039 --> 00:23:17,065
It's the duty of every citizen
to protect the police.
303
00:23:17,142 --> 00:23:22,045
According to the newspaper, Chief Harris
is getting a medal from the police
commissioner at this very moment!
304
00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:27,218
Harris, I must admit
that in the past,
305
00:23:27,286 --> 00:23:31,916
I've been a little leery about
your, uh... well, to say the least,
eccentric behavior.
306
00:23:31,990 --> 00:23:34,857
But, I must say, you do
seem to get things done.
307
00:23:34,927 --> 00:23:37,327
Well, thank you, sir.
Tell me, Harris.
308
00:23:37,396 --> 00:23:41,298
Do you have any idea
who the citizen was
who came to your assistance?
309
00:23:41,366 --> 00:23:44,164
Well, I don't know his name, sir,
but I think I could describe him.
310
00:23:44,236 --> 00:23:46,170
Oh? What'd he look like?
311
00:23:46,238 --> 00:23:51,767
Well, he was about nine
or 10 feet tall, with green skin,
uh, red eyes and long arms.
312
00:23:54,146 --> 00:23:56,910
Fine. Right. Very good.
313
00:23:56,982 --> 00:23:58,973
[Hangs Up Receiver]
314
00:24:10,095 --> 00:24:13,292
I don't know.
L-I apologize.
315
00:24:13,365 --> 00:24:18,064
I'm sorry. I thought my machine
would make a fortune for this family.
316
00:24:18,137 --> 00:24:21,698
But somehow, I just can't seem
to generate enough electricity.
317
00:24:22,708 --> 00:24:24,972
That's all right, Grandpa.
Don't worry about it.
318
00:24:25,043 --> 00:24:26,977
We all love you anyway,
Grandpa.
319
00:24:27,045 --> 00:24:29,570
Ah, but one good thing though.
[Laughs]
320
00:24:29,648 --> 00:24:32,708
It did help cure Herman
of his insomnia.
321
00:24:32,785 --> 00:24:36,186
How did you do it?
Ohh!
322
00:24:37,222 --> 00:24:40,749
With one of these giant sleeping pills
I made with my machine!
323
00:24:42,828 --> 00:24:46,286
How could he swallow that?
Oh, he didn't swallow that.
324
00:24:46,365 --> 00:24:48,595
I accidentally dropped it
on his head.
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