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[Thunder Crashing]
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[Wolf Howling]
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Thanks, Jack.
I've had a wonderful evening.
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This is where you live?
Yep, this is it.
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Come on in and have
a cup of coffee? I want you
to meet my aunt and uncle.
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Well, I, uh...
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I guess I could walk you
to the front door.
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[Howling Continues]
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[Thunder Crashing]
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Sure you won't change
your mind and come in?
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I don't think so.
It's pretty late.
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[Whispering]
What's the matter?
Lose your keys?
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No. I probably just left them
in my other purse.
Oh.
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[Whispering]
Why are you whispering?
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I don't want to wake your folks.
Oh, don't worry about them.
They're always up all night.
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[Loud Footsteps Approaching]
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Someone's coming.
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Hello, Marilyn.
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Hi, Uncle Herman.
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Uncle Herman, I'd like to
have you meet my date.
This is...
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[Tires Screeching]
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Oh, Uncle Herman.
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What's the matter
with me, anyway?
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Well...
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How's the game, Grandpa?
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Oh, I've got him this time!
I've really got him!
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[Caws]
At the sound of the tone,
it'll be 8:09.
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Nevermore.
Nevermore.
[Glass Shattering]
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Your move.
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Oh, you... you...
You fell right into my trap.
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?? [Humming]
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[Seething]
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Eddie! What are you doing
in that fireplace again?
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- You know you're not supposed
to sit in a draft.
- Oh, I'm having fun.
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Eddie, don't talk fresh
to your mother
and come out of there.
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Gee.
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Now, you be a good boy.
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See? Mommy sewed the ear
back on your Woof-Woof.
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Gee, I don't want to go
to bed yet. It's still dark out.
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Eddie, you will do as you're told.
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Aw, you're always picking on me.
You never holler at Marilyn that way.
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Just never you mind
about Marilyn.
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You must remember...
she's not as fortunate
as the rest of us.
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Now you get on up to bed.
And don't forget to close the lid.
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Night, Eddie.
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I just came down
to say good night.
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You got home early, dear.
Did you have a nice time?
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[Clearing Throat]
Yes, I guess so.
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Would you like a little
something to eat?
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I have some warm ladyfingers
In the oven.
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No, thank you, Aunt Lily.
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Night, everybody.
Good night, Marilyn.
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- Night, Grandpa.
- Good night, darling.
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Marilyn...
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I hope you're not going
to start that again, Herman.
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Well, she's your niece, you know.
She's your sister's kid.
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Nobody on my side of the family
ever looked like that.
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It's just one of those unfortunate
things that happen. Poor dear.
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I wish she'd get married.
We could use some fresh blood
in this family.
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We'd all like to see her
get married.
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But she just doesn't seem
to be able to hold a man.
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Well, if you don't do
something about it soon,
we'll have her on our hands forever.
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I have to do
something about it?
Why always me?
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It's enough I have to go out
and scare up the rent every day.
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You think you're the only one
who works hard?
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How would you like to have to clean
nine rooms and a dungeon every day?
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Will you stop the arguing?
There's enough noise in here
to wake the living.
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Grandpa, we just don't want to see
Marilyn end up an old maid.
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All right. All right.
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I'll take care of it.
I'll get her a suitable beau.
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You?
How are you gonna do it?
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Well, don't you
worry about it.
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Why, in the Old Country, whenever
we needed a man, didn't I always
manage to dig somebody up?
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Hmph!
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[Coughing]
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L... l-I thought he was gonna
get a fan down there.
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[Igor Screeching]
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?? [Humming]
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No, not now, Igor, please.
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Go away. Go away.
Not now.
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[Chuckles]
Now, let's see what we have.
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"Poison apples, poison bananas,
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poison fruit salad,
poison enchiladas." Hmm!
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"Poison TV dinners."
Hmph.
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"Poison." Now, why are you
showing me poisons, huh?
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Can't you understand English?
"Potions," I said. "Potions."
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Love potion, please.
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Thank you. Aha!
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There it is.
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"To win the love
of man or maid,
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"quaff this potion unafraid.
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"To have the lover
of thy choosing,
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shake the bottle well
ere using."
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Now, the first thing to do is...
Ah, yes. Yes, yes.
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Sift in a cup
of powdered whale heart.
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?? [Humming]
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A teaspoon of nightingale tongues.
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?? [Humming]
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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A pinch of hexachlorophene.
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?? [Humming]
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A touch of Frank Sinatra.
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And now,
for the secret ingredient...
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a woman's tears.
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Ooh, that's mighty powerful stuff!
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?? [Humming]
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Ah. Now.
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If I could just get Marilyn
to drink this potion,
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why, every man who sees her
will fall in love with her.
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Oh, I tell you... if this stuff
turns out half as good...
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as the batch I made
for Elizabeth Taylor,
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why, then Marilyn will be
irresistible!
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[Doorbell Rings]
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Oh, it's you, Mr. Bloom!
Oh, yes. It's me, all right.
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I thought it might be... them.
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Since they moved in,
one has to be prepared
for anything.
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Oh, you don't have to
tell me, Mrs. Cribbins.
Smell this.
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What is it?
Garlic. Wards off evil.
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Does it work?
Oh, yes. Oh, yes, indeed.
Keeps their kind away.
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Yes, well, I can understand why.
I mean, did you ever
see the wife?
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She's not exactly what I'd call
a live one.
Mmm, you can say that again.
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And the one they call Herman.
He has the kind of body you expect
to see fall out of a closet.
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And this was such
a nice neighborhood
until they moved in.
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Well, I suppose there's no use
putting it off any longer.
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I've gotta deliver
a package over there.
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Oh, by the way,
what are those workmen doing
out in your backyard?
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Installing an electric fence.
Those Munsters are not
running me off my property.
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But I don't want them
wandering over here,
if you know what I mean.
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Keep them in their place.
That's the ticket, Mrs. Cribbins.
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Good morning.
Morning.
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What's that?
Oatmeal.
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[Groans]
Oatmeal! Blech!
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Why can't we eat
like we did in the old days?
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Oh, uh,
is this Marilyn's bowl?
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Yes, of course.
She always sits there.
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Might as well start
without them.
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You know, I, uh...
I don't feel so hungry right now.
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I think I'll grab something later
in the laboratory.
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Grandpa! You know you're not
supposed to smoke before breakfast!
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Morning, Aunt Lily.
Good morning, dear.
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I'm late. I gotta run.
I'll grab a cup of coffee
at the school cafeteria.
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Oh. Very well, dear.
Uh, try not to get home
before dark.
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Bye.
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Oh, dear.
Everything's ice cold.
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Morning, Mom.
Morning, Eddie.
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Morning, dear.
Good morning, dear.
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Isn't Marilyn coming down
to breakfast?
Oh, she's already left.
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Oh. Well, that's just as well.
I wanted to speak to you
about her anyway.
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Oh, you mean about
her problem with boys?
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Yes. You know, Lily,
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I think it's partially our fault.
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What do you mean?
Well,
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maybe we should try and be
more friendly with people.
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You must admit that ever since
we moved into this house,
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we've hardly had anything
to do with the neighbors.
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They must think
we're terrible snobs.
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If we don't make an effort to be
a little more friendly with
the people in this community,
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we're never gonna attract
any young men to this house.
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Well, for Marilyn's sake,
I'll try.
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Good. That's the spirit.
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Mmm.
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Mmm! Mmm!
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Mmm! Mmm!
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Lily, it just came over me.
You've never looked more lovely.
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Strange.
I was just thinking...
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how particularly handsome
you looked this morning.
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Isn't anybody gonna say
how lovely I look?
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[Wind Howling]
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I think there's someone
at the front door.
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Well, whoever it is,
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try and be a little bit
more friendly.
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Of course.
Oh, if you're looking for me,
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I'll be out back
watering the weeds.
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- Yes?
- Um...
[Clears Throat] Eh...
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A... A package.
Uh, s-sign here, please.
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Thank you.
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Well, hello there!
I'm Mr. Bloom, your postman.
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Mind if I ask you a question?
Not at all.
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Do you believe in love
at first sight?
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Is it gonna be much longer?
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Uh, uh, may l...
May I be of some assistance?
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[Cries Out]
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Mr. Bloom! Please!
Call me Warren.
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Warren, please!
Call me Tiger.
[Growls]
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Ooh!
I must look a fright.
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Oh! Not at all, Mrs. Cribbins.
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Yolanda.
After all, we are neighbors.
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All right. Yolanda.
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My friends call me Yo-Yo.
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- Yo-Yo?
- What is it, darling?
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Oh, my darling! My darling!
I love you! I love you!
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- [Pounding On Door]
- [Pounding On Door]
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[Girls Screaming]
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I can't understand the way
that mailman carried on.
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Perhaps I used
too much perfume.
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And that Mrs. Cribbins,
the way she went for me.
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[Chuckles]
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Maybe I just
came on too strong.
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A little bit of that old
Munster charm goes a long way.
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I can't imagine
what he sees in me.
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After all, I'm not exactly
a schoolgirl anymore.
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Are you kidding?
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Hah! Why, Lily,
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you're as lovely today...
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as the day I married you.
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Oh, and you're
just as handsome.
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You know, they just don't make
men like you anymore.
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[Knocking]
Come in.
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Will somebody please tell me...
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what's going on
around this madhouse?
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What are you talking about?
Mmm!
What am I talking about?
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Here. I'll show you.
Come with me.
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[Guitar Strumming]
[Mr. Bloom]
? Can it be the trees?
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? That fill the breeze?
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? With rare and magic perfume?
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It's Tiger!
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? Oh, no, it isn't the trees?
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? It's Warren Bloom?
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Poor devil.
You'd better go down there
and straighten him out.
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I'll straighten him out.
No, no, Grandpa!
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I'll go down and talk to him.
Oh, and Herman,
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you might as well go over
and have a little talk
with Mrs. Cribbins.
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She's been calling every 10 minutes.
Oh, and whatever you do,
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let her down easy.
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Be kind to her.
All right.
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But don't expect too much.
Uh, the woman's mad about me.
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?? [Continues]
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? That fill the breeze?
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[Crash]
[Mr. Bloom Yelps]
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Well, hello there.
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Mrs. Cribbins. Hello there.
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I was just on my way over
to see you.
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Oh, you naughty boy.
You promised to call me Yo-Yo.
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Well, Yo-Yo...
Uh, Yo-Yo?
Hmm?
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00:18:58,017 --> 00:19:01,077
Feeling better, Mr. Bloom?
Oh, yes. Dear me, yes.
235
00:19:01,153 --> 00:19:03,087
Much better...
now that you're here.
236
00:19:03,155 --> 00:19:06,750
Oh, wait, now, Mr. Bloom.
That's just the sort of thing
I want to talk to you about.
237
00:19:06,826 --> 00:19:11,229
Herman! Wait for Yo-Yo!
You really must
control yourself, Mr. Bloom.
238
00:19:11,297 --> 00:19:13,492
Lily! Lily!
Excuse me.
My husband needs me.
239
00:19:13,566 --> 00:19:16,296
I need you more!
Don't leave me, my pet!
240
00:19:16,368 --> 00:19:18,302
Herman, wait for Yo-Yo.!
241
00:19:18,370 --> 00:19:20,770
Darling.! My sweet.!
242
00:19:25,311 --> 00:19:29,042
I love you.!
Don't you understand?
243
00:19:33,252 --> 00:19:35,812
[Mrs. Cribbins Exclaiming, Indistinct]
244
00:19:42,528 --> 00:19:45,122
[Mrs. Cribbins]
You will love me!
245
00:19:49,201 --> 00:19:51,169
Boo!
[Screams]
246
00:19:51,237 --> 00:19:55,367
No, my pigeon!
You bring out the beast in me!
[Growls]
247
00:20:24,436 --> 00:20:27,234
[Knocking]
Front door!
248
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:31,971
[Knocking Continues]
Ohh!
249
00:20:39,885 --> 00:20:42,479
Will somebody please
get that door?
Herman!
250
00:20:42,555 --> 00:20:45,922
Lily!
Herman, wait for Yo-Yo!
251
00:20:47,293 --> 00:20:51,491
[Grumbling]
No respect for old age.
252
00:20:59,972 --> 00:21:02,600
Sorry, Grandpa.
I forgot my key.
253
00:21:02,675 --> 00:21:04,870
Oh, I'm not surprised.
254
00:21:04,944 --> 00:21:08,175
Nothing that happens
around here surprises me.
255
00:21:08,247 --> 00:21:10,340
Oh, uh, incidentally,
256
00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:12,350
how did your date go tonight?
257
00:21:12,418 --> 00:21:15,478
I think this one
really likes me.
He's asked to see me again.
258
00:21:15,554 --> 00:21:18,022
Of course.
That stuff never fails.
259
00:21:18,090 --> 00:21:19,921
What stuff?
260
00:21:19,992 --> 00:21:23,951
Oh, just a little something
I put in your oatmeal
this morning.
261
00:21:24,029 --> 00:21:27,396
Love potion.
Makes you irresistible!
262
00:21:27,466 --> 00:21:30,299
But, Grandpa, I didn't have
any oatmeal today.
263
00:21:30,369 --> 00:21:34,430
Well, don't worry.
I'll mix up another batch
for you tomorrow.
264
00:21:34,506 --> 00:21:38,101
I'm sorry.
Don't be sorry, Grandpa.
265
00:21:38,177 --> 00:21:41,544
Don't you see? This means
he likes me for myself.
266
00:21:43,849 --> 00:21:46,340
Oh, well, but even so,
267
00:21:46,418 --> 00:21:49,353
a little magic now and then
never hurts.
268
00:21:49,421 --> 00:21:53,323
Grandpa, there's more than
one kind of magic.
269
00:21:55,794 --> 00:22:00,094
Hmm. If Marilyn didn't get it,
I wonder who did.
270
00:22:00,165 --> 00:22:02,065
I love you!
271
00:22:02,134 --> 00:22:06,161
[All Shouting, Indistinct]
272
00:22:06,238 --> 00:22:08,229
[Herman]
Control yourself!
273
00:22:09,942 --> 00:22:12,536
[Thud]
274
00:22:12,611 --> 00:22:15,978
I think I'd better go to my room.
That stuff s gonna wear off,
275
00:22:16,048 --> 00:22:18,881
and it's gonna be
any second now.
276
00:22:20,219 --> 00:22:23,279
Darling, darling.
I love you, my darling.
277
00:22:23,355 --> 00:22:25,289
I love you with every fiber
of my being.
278
00:22:26,392 --> 00:22:29,623
[Speaking French]
279
00:22:40,773 --> 00:22:43,139
Eee!
280
00:22:43,208 --> 00:22:45,699
[Exclaiming]
281
00:22:48,147 --> 00:22:50,445
[Screaming]
282
00:23:03,629 --> 00:23:06,120
?? [Whistling]
283
00:23:22,381 --> 00:23:24,372
Well, dear,
284
00:23:24,450 --> 00:23:26,941
think we let them down
easy enough?
285
00:23:28,687 --> 00:23:30,985
[Both Chuckling]
286
00:23:39,131 --> 00:23:41,065
Grandpa?
287
00:23:41,133 --> 00:23:44,261
Did you get rid of
the rest of that love potion
like I told you to?
288
00:23:44,336 --> 00:23:47,396
[Chuckles]
Yes, I got rid of it.
289
00:23:47,473 --> 00:23:49,668
I don't like the way
you're laughing, Grandpa.
290
00:23:49,742 --> 00:23:51,676
Just how did you get rid of it?
291
00:23:51,744 --> 00:23:54,508
I, uh, threw it over the fence
into Mrs. Cribbins's garden.
292
00:23:54,580 --> 00:23:58,243
I think I got her
right in the cabbages.
293
00:24:04,123 --> 00:24:08,025
It was very nice of you
to come over this evening,
Mr. Bloom.
294
00:24:08,093 --> 00:24:10,789
Frankly, since that terrible experience,
I've been afraid to be alone.
295
00:24:10,863 --> 00:24:13,024
Well, it was very nice of you
to ask me, Mrs. Cribbins.
296
00:24:13,098 --> 00:24:15,328
We bachelors don't get
a home-cooked meal
very often.
297
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,527
Well, I hope you enjoy
what I've cooked, Mr. Bloom.
298
00:24:17,603 --> 00:24:20,436
Oh, I'm sure I will, Mrs. Cribbins.
Would you like a sniff,
Mr. Bloom?
299
00:24:20,506 --> 00:24:22,838
Well, what is it,
Mrs. Cribbins?
300
00:24:22,908 --> 00:24:27,504
Corned beef and cabbage...
the cabbage right out
of my own garden, Mr. Bloom.
301
00:24:34,186 --> 00:24:37,314
Yo-Yo, call me Tiger!
302
00:24:37,389 --> 00:24:39,448
[Growling]
303
00:24:42,694 --> 00:24:46,027
Well, I guess it takes
all kinds of people...
304
00:24:46,098 --> 00:24:48,089
to make a world.
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