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Hey, you excited to set up
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your very first savings account, Gordo?
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Doing chores ain't easy,
but I do it for the bread.
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I'm a hustler, Daddy.
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George, are you also excited to set up
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your very first savings account?
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I'm a hustler, Daddy!
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Turns out if you don't spend
your beer money on beer,
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it's just money.
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- I'm proud of you, Dad.
- Thank you.
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I got margarine moolah.
I got Bustelo bucks.
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Gordo, help me fine my chancla change.
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I'm here.
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But if anyone asks, I was never here.
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Care to let us in on what kind of crime
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we're helping you cover up?
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The house I live behind of
has been vacant for years.
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Now the landlords want to rent it out.
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I can't have strangers
around while I sunbathe.
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This body wasn't built for tan lines.
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I found my Powerade pesos.
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I can't open it.
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Hey, hey, hey, it's okay.
I'ma open it for you, big guy.
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What's so funny?
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This is like when the nerd saves you
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before he turns into Superman.
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All week Dad's been an emotional wreck.
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He's newly sober and
he is feeling his feelings.
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'Cause when he was drinking,
he only had one emotion, thirst.
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This is normal.
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You're not the one with
him all day at work.
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Yesterday he had road rage.
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Literally, he got out of the truck
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and yelled at the asphalt.
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I'm gonna force him to see a therapist.
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That's not gonna work.
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It has to be George's
choice to get help.
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You two shouldn't get involved.
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Okay, I'm...
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I'm sorry, you know,
I got a little bit weird,
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but I'm sure I'll feel better once I pet
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my emotional support cat, Mr. Ping-Ping.
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You don't own an emotional support cat.
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Why don't I?
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Mr. Ping-Ping!
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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Thank you for redecorating my home
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with all your disgusting junk.
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You are not the first person to
ask me to scare off tenants.
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In high school, I was voted most
likely to lower property values.
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Good.
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'Cause there is a couple
looking at the house now.
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And they're coming over,
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so just make sure you
give them the full Oscar.
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Hi, Rosie. I'm Kylie and this is Jack.
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Please come in.
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Wow, this is... a vibe.
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What did you think of the house?
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We love it.
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I'm so excited to live
next to a Cuban woman,
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I have a great recipe for "cro-ket-as."
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That pool, perfect for
blasting John Mayer
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and racing my RC boats.
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My roommate uses the pool all the time.
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Oh, he loves floating on
his inflatable girlfriend.
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Actually, she left me.
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One day she just up and...
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How do you guys feel about throuples?
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That's not really our thing.
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Good, 'cause there's four of us.
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Five if I get my girlfriend
out of that tree.
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We've got a lot of other places to see.
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I'm sorry they left before
I could do anything weird.
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I'm really worried about Dad.
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Thanks for helping me find
someone for him to talk to
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and not telling Quinten.
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I knew he wouldn't talk
to a real therapist.
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He'd be all like, "I'm not talking to
some fancy high school graduate
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with a degree in feelings.
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What? She thinks she's better than me?"
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This doesn't look like a Krispy Kreme.
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Why'd you bring me here?
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We think you should see someone
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about all the new
emotions you're having.
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So you lured me here with
the promise of some treats
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like some kind of perv in a van.
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We thought you'd feel
comfortable talking to a man
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with a similar background.
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You remember my curandero Carlos?
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Oh, man, not that charlatan.
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You're gonna cry? I'm your guy.
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Full of rage? We'll burn some sage.
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Kiss my butt, I'm getting a donut.
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Ah, no, no, Dad.
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It's not healthy for you or us,
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so it's either this or my
therapist, Dr. Glenda Brenda.
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I'm not gonna talk to some
fancy high school graduate
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with a degree in feelings.
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What? She thinks she's better than me?
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You know what? I'ma give your guy a try.
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Come on, Chicano Buddha, let's do it.
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Not now, Freddie.
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Come in, George.
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- Have a seat.
- All right.
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Ow. Oh!
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My back.
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Ay, did you hear that?
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You look like Bethel Reynolds
on a bearskin rug.
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Just relax,
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and whatever emotions you
brought in here with you,
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let it go.
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Hey!
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Is it last call already?
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Oh, man, you know what, Carlos?
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Oh, this isn't for me, bro. I can't...
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There's no pretty way to do this.
Can you turn around?
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No, wait, wait, the
spirits are telling me
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that you're somebody special.
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Well, the spirits think I'm special?
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Are any of 'em hot?
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Well, Irma keeps it pretty tight.
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She used to work in a saloon.
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But they're saying that you have
massive potential for change,
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if you follow my teachings and
learn how to control your emotions.
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Yeah, I don't know, Carlos.
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I mean, I'm already
doing the work in AA.
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- It's a lot, man.
- There's no work in my teachings.
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You just meditate on what you want
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and let the rest go.
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Doing nothing is kind of
my favorite thing in life.
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I almost forgot the hot fudge!
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And here I was, just using ketchup,
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like a fool.
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Churro, don't eat that.
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Churro, you giant rat!
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Oh.
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Gotta let it go.
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The hot dog that is meant
for me will simply find me.
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This Carlos stuff is great.
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Who's Carlos?
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You said I shouldn't force
him to see a therapist.
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So I forced him to see
a curandero instead.
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Man, if I feel this good
after one session,
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I imagine when I start
seeing Carlos every day.
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Hey, Mayan, thank you for
setting me up with Carlos.
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I love you, Mayan.
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To be clear, you said
Mayan, not mayo, right?
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Did you hear that?
My dad said he loved me.
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And I didn't have to trick,
guilt, or bribe him to do it.
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Hope you all come back
for Weed Wednesday,
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Tokin' Thursday and Friday High-Day.
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We've scared off a
dozen tenants already.
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Oh, no one is going to feel at home
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living next to a beanie-wearing weirdo
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that smokes weed all day.
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Hey, man.
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Oh, cool beanie, man.
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That house is rad, man.
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Are you gonna be my new neighbor?
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I think so.
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Hey, I met that chick in the tree, man.
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Hey, she looked like
she could party, dude.
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Her name's Jasmine, man.
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Yeah, I know, she told me.
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Oh, wow.
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Hey, I think I'm gonna
like living here, dude.
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Wow.
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I don't want to get emotional, but...
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I think he might be my father.
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I can't have Oscar's new
bud buddy living next door.
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If I don't fix this, I'm gonna
have to move in here
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and sleep on your couch.
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If you don't want me to
move in, just say so.
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You don't have to get rid
of all your furniture.
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We didn't.
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Hello, Earth stars.
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Where's our furniture?
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I let it go.
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It was all material possessions
that I... do not need.
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Yeah, because they're ours!
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Carlos couldn't pay the
rent at his botanica,
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so I'm hosting some
of his followers here.
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Well, Brother George,
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are you ready to release
some oms, holmes?
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Just call me Chakra Khan.
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I always expected men in
white to come for George,
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but I thought they'd be from an asylum.
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One, two, tres, four.
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Brother George,
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I know that you are very eager
to learn the sound bowl,
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- but you must be patient.
- All right.
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- And let it go.
- All right.
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- Let it go.
- Let it go.
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Why are we doing this again?
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I'm doing it because
my dad loves me now.
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You're doing it because I
won't love you if you don't.
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And Chance and Churro look so cute.
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School is a waste of time when
you have a face like mine.
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I've attained enlightenment.
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Bye!
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I know how groups like this work.
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First, they invite you to a meeting,
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then you're all wearing the same outfit
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and they've taken all your money.
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And before it, you've got
250 boxes of Thin Mints
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and your home is more cookie than house.
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You were in the Girl Scouts?
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The amazing part isn't that
I was in the Girl Scouts.
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It's that I got out.
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Shut up!
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You continue to be disruptive,
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we're gonna have to ask you to leave.
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George is right. You're
killing the vibe, man.
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This is helping me forget
about my rental situation.
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There you are, roomie.
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We missed you.
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Mind if we crash your meditation sesh?
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So, when do you guys start levitating?
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Whoa! It started.
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Do I know you from somewhere?
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Yeah, here.
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Brother, would you like to hit a bowl?
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Yes, I would love to hit a bowl.
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Not that bowl.
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Bye.
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And thanks once again
to our generous host,
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but, Brother George, let me remind you
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that meditation is not an opportunity
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to play Duck, Duck, Goose.
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Said the slowest goose in the room.
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Thank you for showing me
how to let go of my worries
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and my cares and my chonies.
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Since I've been wearing this,
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man, I have freed my mind and my nalgas.
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Enlightenment comes calling
when you're free-balling.
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I'm so happy you found
a support system, Dad.
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Carlos, you're welcome to hold
your sessions here any time.
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You're also welcome to
bring our furniture back.
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Oh, good news, the botanica is saved.
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We just got a gift covering
the next six months of rent
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from a generous anonymous donor.
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That's me!
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I'm anonymous.
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♪ Ah ♪
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Empty.
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Oh, there's margarine in
the margarine container.
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How could my dad give all
of his money to Carlos?
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Okay, the better question is,
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"Why don't I listen to Quinten?"
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For the first time in his life,
my dad had savings,
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and now it's gone.
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Oh, you were right.
He's in over his giant head.
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I thought I'd found another
hot dog in my pocket,
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and then I remembered, nope,
I'm not wearing any underwear.
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Dad, we're concerned
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with how involved you're
getting with Carlos.
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00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:21,380
Okay, you wanted me to
find something to help me
258
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,800
with my feelings and I did that, okay?
259
00:15:23,850 --> 00:15:24,966
You were happy for me.
260
00:15:24,980 --> 00:15:28,219
I'd be happier if you hadn't
given away all your savings.
261
00:15:29,290 --> 00:15:32,290
My money is helping a whole
group of people, okay?
262
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People who accept me for who I am
263
00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:37,630
and have welcomed me in with open arms.
264
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:40,400
We would too if you paid
our rent for six months.
265
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:46,446
You're not getting to the bottom
of your emotional problems.
266
00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:48,865
You're just being taken
advantage of, Dad.
267
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:51,300
No matter what I do,
268
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:54,660
this family is always disappointed
in the choices that I make.
269
00:15:54,710 --> 00:15:58,280
So I'm gonna go and be
with my new family.
270
00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:02,410
And to quote one of our great
spiritual gurus of this time,
271
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"I can never do nothing in this house!"
272
00:16:12,070 --> 00:16:15,420
I'm sorry I wasn't able to
scare away everybody.
273
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,680
You can take it out on me
274
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:19,440
by exploiting my body
sexually if you have to.
275
00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:24,430
Yep, that's why the balloon left you.
276
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,270
Hey, lady.
277
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:35,036
Hey, man, the landlord
said to email the lease.
278
00:16:35,050 --> 00:16:38,000
But I don't have an email, man,
279
00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:40,020
'cause that's how they track you.
280
00:16:40,870 --> 00:16:43,360
- The government?
- The aliens.
281
00:16:43,410 --> 00:16:44,690
Ohh.
282
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,089
They got me once, man,
283
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:48,290
but they're never gonna get me again.
284
00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:51,280
- I'll fax it for you.
- Oh.
285
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:52,600
Yeah.
286
00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:58,977
Hey, I think that fax
machine's broken, man.
287
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,120
That's okay. I got a lot of copies.
288
00:17:02,170 --> 00:17:04,857
'Cause I couldn't figure out
how to turn the printer off.
289
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,850
I guess I'll move in to Mayan's.
290
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:14,900
I just hope Jesus forgives me
291
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:18,640
for living in my unmarried
daughter's house of sin.
292
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,710
You know, too bad you
don't own this place,
293
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,490
so then you could decide who lives here.
294
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,589
Ooh, better idea.
295
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:31,134
What if you moved in with
me in George's truck?
296
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,320
He can't say nothing,
'cause I got squatter's rights.
297
00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:39,680
Come to think of it, maybe
I should just squat here.
298
00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:43,104
You know, my shredder crushes bones.
299
00:17:47,820 --> 00:17:50,070
It's been a week since my
dad has been living here
300
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:51,300
with Carlos and his followers.
301
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:52,480
He must be in deep.
302
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:53,948
It could be hard to get him out.
303
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,639
That's why we need to
remind him of all the things
304
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:56,850
he left behind that he loves.
305
00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:58,200
So I got a picture of Chance,
306
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,710
the TV remote,
307
00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:02,490
pack of hot dogs.
308
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,450
What about me?
309
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,660
Yeah, you better hang back.
310
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,550
Yeah!
311
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,330
What are you doing here?
312
00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:20,080
We're here to bring you home.
313
00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:21,340
Think of the boy.
314
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:23,978
I'm not leaving.
315
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:27,732
Do you think I'm the type of person
that would abandon his family?
316
00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:30,100
Then think of the hot dogs.
317
00:18:31,270 --> 00:18:32,987
I can have hot dogs with my new family.
318
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,114
We're vegan.
319
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,390
About that, Carlos.
320
00:18:38,430 --> 00:18:40,650
You know, as the largest donor,
321
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:42,790
you know, maybe we could
adjust that a little bit.
322
00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:45,917
I mean, I'm already
marinating your chicken.
323
00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:47,780
Not Freddie!
324
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,910
All right, that's enough! I've had it!
325
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,881
You've been driving us crazy all week!
326
00:18:52,970 --> 00:18:55,140
But I'm special, man.
The spirits said so!
327
00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:56,511
Well, they were wrong!
328
00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,630
This is gonna be a lot easier
than I thought it was gonna be.
329
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,240
- You're kicking me out?
- No, we're...
330
00:19:03,290 --> 00:19:04,686
we're letting you go.
331
00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:07,605
But you took all of his savings.
332
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,220
Well, we're giving it back.
333
00:19:10,270 --> 00:19:12,380
And take anything you
want from the botanica.
334
00:19:12,430 --> 00:19:14,320
Just... just leave, please.
335
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:21,810
I don't think this looks right.
336
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:26,199
Hey, I'm sorry I got a little out there
337
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,542
with Carlos and the group, you know.
338
00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:29,960
You guys might find this
a little hard to believe,
339
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,820
but I got kind of an
addictive personality.
340
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,790
Still, you took steps
toward self-improvement.
341
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:40,160
That's a big deal. I love you, Dad.
342
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:42,790
I'm here!
343
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,630
And I'm a homeowner.
344
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,080
I just bought my property.
345
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,420
That's amazing! How?
346
00:19:49,470 --> 00:19:51,550
Well, I called my landlords
347
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:54,140
and threatened to squat
if they didn't sell it to me.
348
00:19:55,690 --> 00:19:58,850
God bless this country
and its bizarre laws.
349
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,660
Is there something different here?
350
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,060
♪ Mexican-Americans ♪
351
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,520
♪ Don't like to just
get into gang fights ♪
352
00:20:10,570 --> 00:20:13,240
♪ They like flowers and music ♪
353
00:20:13,290 --> 00:20:15,923
♪ And white girls named Debbie too ♪
354
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:21,970
♪ Mexican-Americans are
named Chata and Chella ♪
355
00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:25,120
♪ And Chemma, and Little Chemma ♪
356
00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:29,630
♪ And have a son-in-law named Jeff ♪
357
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,700
♪ Mexican-Americans ♪
358
00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:35,250
♪ Don't like to get up
early in the morning ♪
359
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:41,310
♪ But they have to,
so they do it real slow ♪
360
00:20:43,030 --> 00:20:47,040
♪ Mexican-Americans love education ♪
361
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,620
♪ So they go to night school ♪
362
00:20:48,650 --> 00:20:53,170
♪ And they take Spanish and get a B ♪
363
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:57,730
♪ Mexican-Americans love their nanas ♪
364
00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:01,880
♪ And their ninos, and their
ninas, and their nonos ♪
365
00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:03,800
♪ Nana, nana, nina, nono ♪
366
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♪ Mexican-Americans make TV shows ♪
367
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:14,540
♪ And cast their friends
to sing classics ♪
368
00:21:14,570 --> 00:21:19,350
♪ From back in the day ♪
369
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:27,453
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